From fox nfl sunday, reporter erin Andrews Music from ryan beatty featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and Jacquelene Acevedo [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing all right and now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden appeared last night on 60 minutes and spoke about the ongoing war between israel and hamas, and you could tell he was nervous, because he kept asking, how many more minutes . [ laughter ] the senate returned this week from a fall recess unfortunately the house is still in detention [ laughter ] House Republicans on friday picked ohio congressman jim jordan to be their nominee for speaker of the house the vote was 81 no, and 124, yeah, fine. [ laughter ] republican congressman George Santos reportedly got into a screaming match thursday with an activist at the capital while holding a 2monthold baby [ light laughter ] so finally, hes actually representing the people of long island [ laughter ] currently indicted republican congressman George Santos was seen leaving a colleagues office carrying a mysterious baby and when he was asked if the baby was his, he replied not yet. [ laughter ] which brings us to a segment called okay, but for real, someones got eyes on this baby, right . [ laughter ] [ applause ] look, i know theres a lot going on in the house right now, what with the no speaker and the nomination of election denying insurrectionists, but for real, someones got eye on this baby, right . [ laughter ] because i dont know whats happening in this photo, i just know its not good [ light laughter ] George Santos is currently under indictment for 23 crimes and by the looks of this picture hes going for 24 i mean [ laughter ] the mans running like he just intercepted a football [ light laughter ] and then when asked if the baby was his, santos opted for the most dramatic possible answer, not yet. [ laughter ] is he a congressman or a days of our lives villain . [ laughter ] what does not yet mean is he going to adopt it or do away with the parents . [ light laughter ] someone please send me a picture of this baby holding todays paper, because, right now im very concerned [ laughter ] at least now we know George Santos on the is craziest person on capitol hill that title goes who whoever voluntarily handed a baby to George Santos this has been, okay, but for real, someones got eyes on this baby, right . [ cheers and applause seth the ceo of the Movie Theater chain amc posted to x last week that a blackmailer had catfished him and attempted to extort him for money i know the feeling, said someone who just paid 40 for popcorn and a drink. [ laughter ] a woman in australia is recovering after trying to rescue a platypus with her bare hands and was stabbed with its poisonous spurs. Though in her defense, even the platypus didnt know it could do that [ laughter ] damn, i truly am weird as hell. [ laughter ] every day i learn a new crazy fact about me. Oh i just laid an egg [ laughter ] and finally, netflix recently unveiled plans to open two socalled netflix house venues where customers can eat, drink, and buy merchandise or more likely just look at the menu for two hours and leave. [ laughter ] and that was the monologue, everybody. Were off and running [ cheers and applause you guys, got a fantastic show for you tonight. She is a grammy winning singer and songwriter whose new album is out now also she just so happens to be our new neighbor here at 30 rock. This morning i was on her season premier. Im so glad to have her here with us. Our friend Kelly Clarkson is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause just downstairs and over one 6 what is she shes 6 what, shoemaker . 6a, studio 6a. Thats a sort of exciting inside baseball [ laughter ] you and i should have a podcast where i just ask you questions like this and it takes way too long for you to answer [ laughter ] she is the emmy nominated lead sideline reporter for fox nfl sunday. Erin andrews is back and joining us [ cheers and applause plus, well have music from singer songwriter ryan beatty, everybody. [ cheers and applause keep telling you guys. Hot new podcast. Family trips with the meyers brothers. We talk to people about the family trips theyve taken when they were kids we did one with amy poehler. Theres some nice podcast there. [ cheers and applause snl hosts pete davidson. He did a great job [ cheers and applause and then, the one everybody keeps talking about, its its my parents were on. There you go [ cheers and applause larry and hillary. Not a recent photo [ laughter ] House Republicans are possibly on the verge of making ohio congressman jim jordan one of the key players in the january 6th coup attempt and a hardline maga extremist the next speaker of the house even as trump himself was just hit with his second gag order by a judge. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth House Republicans still dont have a speaker after two weeks of humiliating infighting chaos. Lets check in on their partys leader, the faraway front runner for the 2024 gop nomination, donald trump i mean, theres no way things could be going worse for him than they are for House Republicans, right breaking news here in Washington District court judge Tanya Chutkan has issued a now gag order on former President Trump and the other codefendants in his d. C. Election case prohibiting all parties from targeting special counsel jack smith, federal prosecutors, or court staff judge Tanya Chutkan said from the bench that mr. Trump is now prohibited from reposting any statements publicly targeting the special counsel, his staff, the judges staff, or court personnel. And also witnesses to the extent that it involves their role in the case seth thats right, trump is prohibited from posting statements about the special counsel, his staff, the judges staff, witnesses, and heres where it gets worse for him. Windmills, windmills killing birds [ laughter ] windmills killing whales. Windmills killing birds that come back to life and kill whales, toilets, toilets that dont flush, toilets that do flush, and toilets that flush louder than windmills killing killer whales that come back to life to kill birds [ applause ] by the way, this is now trumps second gag order after he was already slapped with one for his civil fraud trial in manhattan if he keeps getting hit with partial gag orders from all of his court cases, his social media posts are just gonna look like this. [ laughter ] now, i dont need to tell you, we live in Turbulent Times and at times like these, you need leadership democrats have joe biden in the white house, Chuck Schumer in the senate, and Hakeem Jeffries in the house say what you will about them and there is plenty to criticize, but at least their status as leaders is stable. Now lets compare that to the gop leadership likely 2024 nominee donald trump, whose current top four suggested uber destinations are courthouses. [ laughter ] senator Minority Leader Mitch Mcconnell who can often be found buffering, and [ laughter ] the speaker of the white house which is currently held by interim speaker Patrick Mchenry who knowing the job isnt permanent is banging every gavel like its his last [ banging [ laughter ] impossible to prepare yourself for it the republican speaker fight has been a roller coaster and not a good one im not talking kingda ka where youre laughing with buddies screaming, oh, my god, im gonna puke. Im talking about one of those real old ones. [ laughter ] the kinds they have at county fairs, where the seat belt looks like it came from an 84 ford escort and you get strapped in by a deadeyed 17yearold who reminds you both to keep your hands inside the vehicle and to make peace with whatever god you pray to. [ light laughter ] and as you make the first climb you look into the foot well and see three loose screws and a human ankle bone [ light laughter ] where you think, oh, my god, im gonna die. Im going die listening to a jason aldean cover band. [ laughter ] and if you do survive, afterward you check out the photo they took afterward and you end up looking like this. [ laughter ] good news you guys, good news, if we use that picture two more times i get a free foot long at subway the bad news, its their rudi sandwich, which is just two pieces of bread and a bunch of [ bleep ] nuts [ laughter and applause now, here here is a quick recap of whats happened over the last two years sorry, meant the last two weeks. Kevin mccarthy practically daring hardline republicans to come after him if somebody wants to make a motion against me, bring it. To which gaetz responded, just did. He says hes coming for you can you survive . Yes, ill survive the speaker of house has been removed from his position. Some House Republicans have been in contact with and have started an effort to draft former President Donald Trump to be the next speaker a lot of people have been calling me about speaker on capitol hill right now we have breaking news House Republicans have nominated Steve Scalise moments ago as their new speaker. I want to thank my House Republican colleagues were just designating me as speaker. Just hours after being nominated to become the next speaker of the house, congressman Steve Scalise says hes dropping out of the race. Im withdrawing my name as a candidate for the speaker designee another round of votes have just been had, and now jim jordan is the new republican nominee for speaker. Right now it looks like the partys newest nominee, representative jim jordan, get this, does not have enough votes in his gop colleague to get the speakership. Seth i would call House Republicans a cluster[ bleep ], but a cluster implies some sense of unity [ light laughter ] theyre more theyre more like a scatter[ bleep ]. [ laughter ] ive seen more organized group of seagulls fighting over a potato chip. Whoa, fellas, lets cast or ballots in an orderly fashion, and whoever wins the most votes dorito [ seth squawking ] [ laughter ] i got you got to remind me to listen to that seagull tape before we do the show. [ seth squawking ] [ laughter ] dont worry, sal, i can do seagull [ laughter ] i swear to god, if they didnt have the house to work at, im not sure half these guys could find a house to live in. Youd just see a pack of feral republicans wandering through the woods arguing about which hole to [ bleep ] in hey, thats my hole i found it first usually a Political Party trying to gain power in a democracy wants to project confidence, even if they have to lie, but republicans are so mad at each other, theyre just going on tv every damn day telling American People, we suck. Funding the government is part of our fundamental duty, and we cant everyone do that so and now here we are at the 11th hour with the clock ticking, and we cant even see a speaker. Man, that says volumes at first it was somewhat comical. Now its its bordering on the on the absurd this is not responsible we need to elect a speaker this is petty this is petty, and im getting fricking tired people are looking for a perfect system, they shouldnt be, look at the u. S. House right now. How does that make you guys look makes us look like a bunch of idiots seth now, dont worry, you did already look like a bunch of idiots, literally. South carolina congresswoman nancy mace wore the a on her shirt for the scarlet letter, apparently not having read the book [ laughter ] wyoming congressman harriet haguerman brought a lasso to a gop meeting hoping to finally catch one of them duke boys, and George Santos wore a suit jacket over a fleece over a shirt and tie, a fashion crime more heinous than any of his actual crimes. [ laughter ] politicians spend millions every year taking out ads the convince people they should be on charge. And republicans are going on national tv every day for free tell people, for the love of god, do not put us in charge you know how rare that is . Thats like our cue card guy wally saying he doesnt want a line in the show today you sure, wally . [ laughter ] because you do still get paid extra if you say a line. Eh. Seth okay. But for real, though, bits aside, how would you solve this mess in congress well seth seth ahh doesnt count [ laughter ] the infighting has gotten so bad, one republican member of Congress Just came out and said what many expected about a large portion of the republican party, they dont actually want govern. Its a tough scenario, but there are people in there that are honorably trying to get to the right place and then there are people in there, as you know that like to go on the tv and are not negotiating for anything other than tv time these guys want to be in the minority i think they would prefer that because they can just vote no and yell and scream all the time seth yes, thats the whole party in a nutshell right there. They were Little League parents, screaming at the umpire through the chain link fence, drunk on thermos wine at 8 30am on a saturday but now theyre the umpire, and its a lot harder to be the umpire you have to crouch for three hours, keep tracks of balls and strikes. Then every now and then, this happens. Heres the 01. Oh, no, it got the umpire. Seth dont worry, the umpire didnt die he just wanted to. [ laughter ] can we see what his face looked like under the mask . [ laughter and applause republicans like yelling and screaming so much more than governing. They looked across the country at all 300 million americans, picked the loudest screamer and said, yeah, lets make that guy the leader of our party. A guy who screamed so much, hes now you were two gag orders and wont shut the hell up the guy who does all his press conferences right next to a 747 just to prove he can outyell a jet engine [ laughter ] but that really is the truth right there. Republicans are not a serious governing party because they dont have a serious governing agenda they dont even have serious options. With each failed attempt to pick a speaker, republicans dont get together and say, we need to do better they say, we need to do worse, and nothing exemplifies that more than the fact that republicans moved on to ohio congressman jim jordan, a maga extremist who tried to overturn the 2020 election and played a key role in the january 6th coup attempt. Jim jordan scored former President Trumps endorsement y ni, which should come as no surprise. Here is jordan in harrisburg, pennsylvania, attending a stop the steal rally two days after election day in the weeks and months after that jordan went on various rightwing Media Outlets where he attempted to sew distrust in the 2020 election and made baseless claims of fraud jordans name appears throughout the bipartisan report from the select Committee Investigating january 6th. The report says jordan attended numerous post election meetings with senior white house officials and Rudy Giuliani, discussing how to challenge the Election Results seth even if you put aside the attempted coup and stop the steal rally, i think anyone who spends any time in a meeting with Rudy Giuliani should be disqualified unless that meeting is an aa meeting. Although if you told rudy to go to aa, i guarantee you he showed up as an American Airlines flight with aa batteries [ laughter ] and that was todays joke about rudy mixing up places and things [ chimes ] america [ applause ] seth even as mike pence, who you may recall [ laughter ] [ seth squawking ] [ laughter ] better even mike pence who as you may recall, and as he maybe doesnt almost got killed by the mob on january 6th, ahd decided to back jim jordan, despite the fact that jordan was on the side of the mob and tried to sway pence to overturn the election a cnn anchor pointed that out in an interview with pence, and his answer was predictably spineless. Jim jordan would be an outstanding speaker of the house. The American People want to see the republican conference come together, elect a speaker and get back to work well, its interesting to me to hear you say that, that jim jordan would be a great speaker given he was someone who sent a text to the chief of staff on january 5th that outlined for you to violate the constitution and block the certification of the election. I mean, do you really believe thats someone who should be third in line to the presidency . I have immense respect for jim jordan hes a man of integrity, and ive known him for many years. I was not aware of his opinion going into january 6th so that doesnt bother you . My interaction with congressman jordan in december was simply over the legitimate objections that members of congress were permitted to file under the law. Seth of all the people who fomented a violent mob intent on murdering me, there is none i consider a better man than jim jordan [ light laughter ] it would be an honor to be murdered by [ laughter ] pences problem is theres no other options. Heres a perfect example republican congressman dan crenshaw made the case for jim jordan to cnns jake tapper, who pointed out that unlike crenshaw, jordan pressured pence to overturn the election, and crenshaw basically said, if that disqualified him, there wouldnt be anyone else im supporting jordan im going vote for jordan. I mean, he defied the congressional subpoena and he was trying to get pence to overturn the electoral votes, but anyway, youre in the jordan camp but a lot of them did that. If i held that grudge, i wouldnt have friends in the republican conference. Right, thats twothirds of the conference thats an excellent point. I was on an island there. Yeah, i hear you. Seth i love how theyre both laughing off that deeply depressing fact, but it is a fact there are very few republicans who didnt try to overturn the 2020 election. At this point being a republican who thinks biden won is like being a vegan zombie do you have anything other than brains [ laughter ] that is the core of the modern gop. Its not a serious or Competent Party that can be trusted with the ability to govern. As far as anyone can tell, their only serious discernable position is that january 6th was good and anyone involved in that, whether its jim jordan or donald trump, should be in a position of leadership their pitch to the American People is, elect us, because were a bunch of idiots seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Kelly Clarkson [ cheers and applause everything i do thats for my health is an accomplishment. Concerns of getting screened faded away to my astonishment. My doc gave me a script i got it done without a delay. 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[ cheers and applause seth give it up for the fantastic 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause joining us on percussion this week, shes a grammy and Tony Award Winning artist who can be seen in spike lees hbo max film american utopia. Currently on broadway as a percussionist for david byrnes amazing new show here lies love, Jacquelene Acevedo is here thank you so much for being with us, jacquelene [ cheers and applause also, for the First Time Since the Writers Strike ended, fred armisen is back with us, everybody. [ cheers and applause and fred, i know much like happened to me, im sure it happened to you. People said, oh, what have you done with your five months off . And i know i didnt do much, but i also know you never go five months without doing anything amazing. And i heard that you started a new walking tour of new york city fred i did seth you did fred yes seth now i know theres a lot of walking tours out there how is yours different, fred fred i go to places that have those sort of those pet carrying bags, you know . Like for travel. Seth like if you want to go on a plane with your pet you put it in that fred yes so, we go to all the shops that carry those. [ light laughter ] and we just go from, you know, just go to 23rd street, well walk up to 27th street [ light laughter ] then up to 31st street seth so now thats interesting that people i feel like no one who visits new york thinks thats a thing worth seeing fred which is why i started it [ laughter ] and its great theres so many different kinds. Theres mesh ones, theres sort of hard cases. [ light laughter ] seth again, though it seems weird. Like, why would you have to go to all the Different Stores . cause i would assume most of the stores have the same kinds fred no, no, they vary, and also its a walking distance its a walking tour. Lets walk [ light laughter ] is the idea. Seth so basically you were trying to find anything far away that people could walk, but not so far away that theyd wanna take a car fred thats exactly it seth wow [ laughter ] and just in case, im assuming theres a website if people need to look it up. Whats it called fred cnn. Com [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth our first guest tonight is a grammy Award Winning singer and songwriter whose new album chemistry is available now you also know her as host of the Kelly Clarkson show, which airs weekdays. Check your local listings for times. Please welcome back to the show our friend and now neighbor Kelly Clarkson, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. My god, i love your show. Do you know that you all look like smurfs on the tv back there . Like everything is blue. Seth everything is blue . Youre all blue seth in the dressing room . No, right before you enter the stage. Seth i see, yeah yes i was like, oh seth i never see myself on that, because when im back there im not on the screen. [ laughter ] yeah. It would be tough. Seth ive tried to run back and forth. It would be hard. Seth how are you while inebriated. In case you catch yourself seth you are new to the building this is your first day of shows here today was your First Episode you have been to my show. Seth i was on the First Episode. Yes, you were on my First Episode. Seth what an honor what an honor it was to have you. You know i love you, so it was an honor to have you seth how do you like it so far being in 30 rock i love it i didnt really realize the underground vibe like, theres so many restaurants and theres like a whole world. Seth yeah. Like underneath like, i didnt know. [ laughter ] seth wait until christmas. Theres a giant tree outside thats going to blow your mind [ laughter ] [ applause ] i knew that one seth and you never lived here before. This is your first time. Its my first time living here, and i love it. Seth i think this is the perfect of year to move to new york city. I agree like especially for me personally, like it helped that my kids were 100 into it. Seth oh, thats good you have kids yeah, yeah, yeah, its helpful when theyre happy im happy, so seth right and how do they like it so far they love it. Seth are they excited for their first halloween in new york city . They are, but actually, the thing they just got excited about, they had just went theyve been to a show before, but not since weve lived here, and it was a long time ago so they saw lion king. And they then i saw lion king three times yesterday, cause they reenacted the entire thing. [ laughter ] and they were like, you know what im gonna do it over i can do better. Im like, oh, were going to start fresh, arent we . [ laughter ] seth theyre like, were gonna go get our big puppets. Okay. Seth i my wife took our 7yearold to lion king, and he loved it, but then he they got in a cab to go back downtown, and he has a very early bedtime. His whole life oh, so do my kids, yeah thats so we have a life seth 100 . When people are like, my kids go to bed at 9 30, im like, and now why dont you poison yourself . [ laughter ] im like, what . Seth how do you make your life happy i will totally lie about actually the time if im tired and be like bed time. Or my daughters like, are you sure . Im like, totally sure. Shut the blinds. Its fine. [ laughter ] seth this summer it would be like, its nighttime and theyd pull the blinds back the sun would blast in [ laughter ] yeah, its just weird seth but when she brought my son home from lion king, hed never seen times square at night. And so he saw lion king. But then he got home, im like, how was it . He was like, you cant believe where we live. [ laughter ] hes like, you have no idea whats happening just on a light level in the city. [ laughter ] that was my kids, actually. That was probably the first time they have been to times square, like, at nighttime seth its really awesome it is its really magical. Seth when your kids realize what new york city is, it is its very good yeah, and it keeps it busy. There are so many things to do all the time seth yeah. And now you obviously have hosted the show in l. A and i imagine youre in a new studio, its a little different. But it must feel like riding a bike to some degree now. Yeah. I mean, honestly, like, from the very first i like talking if you havent noticed. [ light laughter ] so that part is very easy to me. I think the difference for this season is i really needed that fresh start, like on a personal note just to yeah, its a rough few years. And i just needed it, so i dont know that ive done this show this kind of happy before. Seth thats wonderful to hear it comes across. [ cheers and applause yeah. Seth awesome i want to give a shoutout you had a very novel for your first show i was there, and the entire audience was doormen new york city doormen and doorwomen. And what gave you that idea . Why did you want to honor our doormen and women . Well were meshing our crew now, right cause we have some from l. A. Some from new york. And, like, i think a lot of us, we just got here and were like, wow, these are, like, essential people in your life that you dont realize you see, like, more than your family. Were like, yeah, lets do this. Producer came up with the idea and then it was just so magical. Everybody you dont realize, like you were talking about on my show, like, your kids grow up with these people. Like, youre always passing them theyre so helpful like part of your life every day. Seth its 100 you had a leg up on decorating your dressing rooms. I do well, im the wayfair lady as well so seth yes, you got that going for you. [ laughter ] ive got that going for me. No, but i did actually its awesome, because any time we do decorate somehwere, im like, can i i always pull my discount [ light laughter ] because i have a new collection, because i love montana so much and i actually really love the, like, chique, kind of ranch vibe like, thats my thing. So we came up with a whole new thing, so you might see that backstage at my show seth you also talked briefly on your show beforehand that youre into fantasy football this year. First year oh, my god, how did you do this past weekend . Seth monday decides it so when this airs, i will know how it went, but it doesnt look good oh my god, it was not great for me seth but you also, i said, oh thats so exciting youre doing it who was your first pick . And you said a name that made me think youre bad at it [ laughter ] heres heres the reason why. Okay, now im into it. Now i know the players names. Seth but so on draft day, you admit, you didnt. But on draft day, i admit i didnt blow it because i have walker, and hes seattle and hes really good like walker the third . Seth who did you take first . Do you even remember i do it was kirk cousins and heres the reason why [ laughter ] hey, hey, hey, hey he was ranked high also, i met him and i like him and i like cousins barbecue. And so i was like [ laughter ] seth i mean, those are all terrible reasons [ laughter and applause no, im not kidding i picked andrews from the ravens because i like Julie Andrews [ laughter ] i picked r. Wilson because rita wilson is awesome [ light laughter ] i picked this is how i picked my team at first but now i studied up and i realize on nfl plus you can go back and watch if you have the premium you can go back and watch games. Seth yeah. Now im studying up seth okay, greath. Now i know players i was talking to erin backstage. Im ready for next season. Seth all right, well i think, maybe next year, i think next year is where you start i did kill it, no, i did kill it like a couple weeks so far. Just not this one. Seth by the way, this really is bringing the home the idea that fantasy football is different than football if youre basically drafting people because they remind you of Julie Andrews and youre [ laughter ] and youre doing as well as i am heres the thing. When you dont know the people, you dont know im like, i dont know, they have a lot of points it says, and the projections, whatever. They lie [ laughter ] seth yeah. Liars seth you know what we finally agree on something. The projections the projections are liars seth you guys, this is very exciting Kelly Clarkson [ cheers and applause fifth season of the Kelly Clarkson show airs weekdays check your local listings. 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And she knows allstate is the right fit for her. Its not gonna fit. Thats not gonna fit. What . Steven . Some people just know. Well played. Well played, my friend. Those are the people who know youre in good hands with allstate. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is an emmynominated sports journalist and lead sideline reporter for fox nfl sunday. Please welcome back to the show, our friend, erin andrews, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. I am so happy youre here. I mean, anyone who watches football knows that on sunday youre in terrible weather in cleveland, ohio, and now look at you. Its like you had no idea. [ laughter ] you know, a ton of undergarments that suck you in, and the baseball hats gone, and there we go, yeah. Seth it was a very it was terrible weather but it was a very exciting game lets be honest, it wasnt that bad of weather. It was on and off rain i love a weather report. What would you do if you werent doing this seth you would do the weather . I would love to work for the Weather Channel or fox weather. Yeah i would love to do that. I love Miles Per Hour wind gusts. I love, like, rain throughout [ laughter ] that wasnt that funny, but i love the rain throughout the game seth i think its it wasnt funny it was shocking. Oh. [ laughter ] seth i dont think anybodys ever heard someone be like, i mean, who doesnt love Miles Per Hour wind gusts right [ laughter ] 17 to 18mileperhour winds we were dealing with yesterday. Seth i will say 17 to 18mileperhour wind, when people say that on the news, i always wonder, now, what am i supposed to do with that information . [ laughter ] like, have you ever heard at what mile per hour are you like, well, im scrapping my plans . [ laughter ] well, yesterday, because i had to put a hat on, because, you know, you needed to hair to be good to go. Seth so, what Miles Per Hour do you go with hat so, 17 to 18, i thought, did it [ laughgter listen, were paying attention seth i have no idea. You have to guess. They didnt kick they missed the field goal and all that stuff but the weather wasnt that crazy. Seth gotcha. But it wasnt lovely, but its that time of year its football, baby. Seth it is that time of year you love it, right steelers. Seth steelers are fine [ laughter ] they come to l. A. Next week seth they do come to l. A yeah. Seth and ill tell you this, i dont know whos going to win, but i know there will be more steelers fans in l. A. Than all right, relax. Seth im just telling you. This is have you gone to sofi yet seth i havent gone to sofi yet. Oh yeah, its cool. Seth is it cool . Yeah, its really cool. Seth the problem is theres just you know, l. A. Sports fans are a little different like, steelers fans bring it okay, well, they do hey, one of my best this is nothing i talk about with your producers. One of my favorite steelers games was dallas at pittsburgh it was dak and zekes, like, rookie season. Seth yeah. It was, and i remember, two minutes left but you lost seth you can stop. [ light laughter ] i know but the towels were going seth yeah, yeah, yeah. All the lint was flying it was awesome great scene. Seth by the way, you dont ever have to tell me the ending of a steelers game i have a [ laughter ] because we went down and scored on one of those roethlisberger was going to spike fake spike yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth and then, touchdown yeah. Seth and you know what that is a very famous game in my household. Why seth because that is the first time my wife said, i dont like you after these. [ laughter ] so, my dad, massive red sox fan, and i guess my parents relationship got a little rocky. Theyre still together, love them yay clap for that. [ cheers and applause but i guess you can figure out which world series moment it was. I was a, like, young baby. My dad took baby powder and threw it across the room, and my mom was like, you cannot behave like this. Seth oh, my goodness do you have a moment in your house . Was it that one . Seth yes, but heres youre talking about 86 for sure yep seth so, the one, the bad one in our house, which was 2003, the aaron boone homerun. Now again, the next year, the red sox win and everythings hunkydory yes seth but my mom is only a sports fan because of my dad and her two boys, right . And so, shes become a huge sports fan and she cares more than any of us and when aaron boone hit the homerun, she stood up and, according to my dad, said, this is all the fault of you and those mother [ bleep ] boys. [ laughter and applause of course it is seth yeah. It is your fault. Seth thats a mind boggling sentence to say though well, traumatizing. Hows the ptsd from that one seth shouldnt we all as with everything in our family, we pretend it never happened yeah, exactly [ laughter ] seth now, you have a very obviously, i am not breaking news here that one of the biggest fans usually a fan does not affect an nfl season like this. Right seth but taylor swift, who credit where credits due, you, in august, you and your podcast host yeah, Charissa Thompson yep. Seth you and charissa basically said to you basically threw it out to the universe that you thought travis, you know, should go on a date have you met him . Seth yes, hes wonderful hes great, right seth hes wonderful, shes wonderful. I totally understand why you guys thought this would be a good match yeah. Seth but even more exciting, you have an apparel line and this is sort of nfl gear for the female fan yep seth and she wore it to a game now she wore it last thursday, yeah wear its our [ cheers and applause thank you, yeah. This was big, man. And you know seth i got to imagine, if youve got an apparel brand if you have anything and she puts it on i mean, if you own a Kleenex Company and she wipes her its like, oh my god yes, this was a huge moment. And yeah, in august, travis was very open about not getting to meet her, and so we were just being really candid, because we love him were good friends of his. And we just were like, taylor, date this guy. I mean, hes good looking. And i can say that because my husband loves him and theyve met before [ laughter ] got to be really careful where you throw the good lookings. Seth yeah. But yeah, hes just such a great, great guy and so, we threw it out there, they got together. Of course, were getting all the credit now on the calm down podcast. We hope to officiate the wedding. [ laughter ] we hope to be there when he proposes, all the things but, yeah, she put my jacket on. Seth now are you getting calls from the warehouse being like, we need more stuff yes seth like, what happens . Well, we restocked. As soon as she wore it, i saw it i started screaming and freaking out and singing all my favorite swifty songs and then, yeah, we restocked and we sold out. And thank you, thank you, taylor swift and now, starting today we have more up on seth thats exciting yeah, fanatics. Com. And your wife i heard has the same impact when she wears team apparel. Seth she does, yeah. So, you know were sending you some pittsburgh stuff. Seth thatd be great were going to get her out there. Flying off the shelves, yeah. Seth itll be hard to know what the spike is attributable to you know is it taylor or is it alexi . Yeah, yeah, exactly [ laughter ] well, well see. Well compare. Ill let you know. Seth you and charissa, you mentioned, i want to hammer home again is really wonderful. Youre old friends and calm down podcast is a delight, and it does other things other than match make its a wonderful e sure. Seth its a wonderful podcast where two friends talk about what theyre experts in. Yeah. Seth again, thanks for being here thanks for having me. Seth youre always such a pleasure [ cheers and applause erin andrews, everybody. You can catch her every week on fox nfl sunday and calm down. Its available wherever you get your podcasts. Stick around well be right back with music from ryan beatty [ cheers and applause meet the portable blender we can barely keep in stock. Blendjet 2 gives you icecrushing, big blender power onthego. So you can blend up a mouthwatering smoothie, protein shake, or latte wherever you are recharge quickly with any usb port. Best of all, it even cleans itself just blend water with a drop of soap. What are you waiting for . Order yours now from blendjet. Com before they sell out again who says you cant go for bold without going broke. 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