[ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were gonna get to the news. President biden kicked off House Democrats threeday retreat tonight with a speech in baltimore. Well, it was supposed to be a oneday retreat, but when that guy gets talking [ laughter ] the Biden Administration said this week that federal agencies will have to remove tiktok from all government devices in 30 days. And if theyre smart, venmo. Matt [ laughter ] in a post yesterday, on truth social, former President Trump accused Florida Governor ron desantis of wanting to cut Social Security and medicare, and said he was a, quote, wheelchair over the cliff kind of guy. As opposed to trump, who would never waste a perfectly good wheelchair [ laughter ] mexican president Lopez Obrador pushed back against criticism yesterday of his recent electoral reforms, and said, quote, there is more democracy in mexico than could exist in the united states. Well, thats not the high bar it used to be [ laughter ] thats like me saying im a better tennis player than richard kind, whos backstage. [ laughter ] and were going to find out when he comes out if he thinks he can beat me in tennis, because i bet he probably could. During oral arguments yesterday in a case challenging president bidens student Debt Forgiveness plan, Supreme CourtJustice Neil Gorsuch said the program was unfair and failed to take into account people who had paid off their loans or never had them yeah can someone, for once, think of the people who never had Student Loans . [ laughter ] when do they get a break thats like saying, no tinder its not fair to the people who already get laid. [ laughter ] Television Provider dish network confirmed yesterday that a previous outage was caused by a Cyber Security breach and not, as customers assumed, by a gentle rain. [ laughter ] dictionary. Com yesterday unveiled new entries, including the word woke. Still not going to look it up, said republicans [ laughter ] a florida woman was arrested last week after she told deputies during a traffic stop she had drugs in her body cavity and removed nearly 11 grams of crystal meth said the cops, maam, we ll you over for a broken taillight. [ laughter and applause still, pretty impressive, though, officers. [ laughter ] fast food chain kfc today announced the return of the double down, a bunfree sandwich that substitutes bread with chicken so you can substitute hunger with self loathing. [ laughter ] and finally, the Pharmaceutical Company eli lilly announced today that it will cap the out of pocket cost of insulin at 35, and not a moment too soon [ laughter ] and that was the monologue were off and running. [ cheers and applause we got a fantastic show for you tonight. Hes a wonderful actor and a comedian who is currently out on his dark pale comedy tour. Hes also starring in the new film, linoleum, which is out now. Jim gaffigan is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause and you know him from mad about you, curb your enthusiasm, inside out, and too many hilarious roles to count he stars in East New York, which airs sunday nights on cbs. Our friend, richard kind, is back and joining us. [ cheers and applause but, before we get to all that, damning new details have been revealed from the billion dollar defamation lawsuit against fox news for spreading the baseless Conspiracy Theory that the 2020 election was rigged against donald trump including an admission from fox boss Rupert Murdoch that the networks hosts endorsed that lie despite knowing the truth. And yet, even now, foxs star anchors are still repeating the lie out of fear of losing trumps base for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth the conservative movement, led by their chief propaganda outlet, fox news, has a problem. You see, they spent years laying the groundwork for Donald Trumps rise. Some of their star personalities, like sean hannity and Jeanine Pirro, even appeared on stage with trump at a Campaign Event the one thing that has made and defined your presidency, more than anything else promises made, promises kept [ cheers ] if you like the america that he is making now, youve got to make sure you get out there tomorrow if you havent voted yet. Everyone you know, your grandmother, your cousin, your kids, even your next door neighbor, if you dont like them, get them out to vote for donald trump seth i hate my neighbor, and he hates me, because hes always calling the cops to file a noise complaint even though its just me talking quietly on the phone [ laughter and applause in fact, that microphone that microphone isnt even on [ light laughter ] pirros voice just carries like that if the microphone had been on, it would have flipped all the breakers in the arena. If you like the america that he is making now [ power shutting down [ laughter ] seth although, the grossest part of that clip is when trump first invites hannity up on stage, and hannity uses one of trumps lines to insult the reporters covering the rally in the back, then smiles at trump like a little kiss ass sean hannity, come on up. Sean hannity [ cheers ] by the way, all those people in the back are fake news. [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] seth he smiles back at trump the way your 2yearold smiles at you when they first learn to poop in the toilet [ laughter ] look, daddy, i went potty all by myself. But dont get used to it. You know, hes supposedly a host on an alleged news network and by the way, they didnt have to call it fox news. They could have called it the loud guys channel, or, if they insist, fox news, but spell news with two os and a z, so everyone would know its ironic. Point is, he works for fox news. Hes campaigning on stage with a political candidate while calling the rest of the media fake news. Look, i think my politics are pretty clear, but id never appear at a rally for a president ial candidate, mainly because i would need cue cards, and for some reason, wally cant get secret Service Clearance its true, seth i have a criminal record seth wally, what crime did you commit oh, i commit a crime every night, seth. You see, whenever im in front of an audience, i kill [ laughter and applause seth dont make a hannity face [ laughter ] youre fake news anyway, we now know from a bombshell new court filing, and a billion dollar defamation suit, that hannity, along with other fox hosts, are the ones who knowingly lied to their viewers. A stunning new court filing revealing how top talent and executives at fox news trashed donald trump and ridiculed his legal team and their 2020 election conspiracies behind the cameras, all while hyping those same conspiracies on the air, to their viewers as Trump LawyersRudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell were making wildly false claims about rigged Voting Machines after trump lost in 2020, private Communications Reveal that protrump voices at fox news were calling it nuts. That whole narrative that sidney was pushing, said fox host sean hannity, i did not believe it for one second. Seth oh, you didnt believe it for one second. Well, then, why did you have her on your show were you doing a segment on how leopard print is back in style [ light laughter ] look at her. She looks like the tampa bay realtor of the year. But [ light laughter ] on a tough year, it should be noted. [ laughter ] in fairness to hannity, maybe maybe he was just grilling powell on this narrative he says he didnt believe for one second let me ask you and i asked you about this on the radio show today. Ive gone over everything ive been able to find out. Nobody liked dominion voting systems. Nobody you said to me that there were people watching an Internet Connection in real time, but they cant speak publicly and havent signed affidavits to that why . Well, there are a number of reasons. Some are within the government weve got evidence of corruption all across the country in countless districts. The machine ran an algorithm that shaved votes from trump and awarded them to biden. They used the machines to trash large batches of votes that should have been awarded to President Trump. And they used a machine to inject and add massive quantities of votes for mr. Biden. The only reason we really found out i thought i thought about it i thought democrats told us that we like whistleblowers. Youre saying that these people cant talk because theyre going to lose their job. I would think that they get protection theyre going to lose their job. Their lives have been threatened one witness we know of got beaten up and is in the hospital seth its very sad. One witness we know of got beaten up so bad, his head started to leak. [ laughter ] so sean hannity, the guy who gleefully stood on stage with trump and called the reporters in attendance fake news, was on air, endorsing the views of a person he himself said he did not believe for one second and just to be clear, its not just me saying hannity endorsed that lie its hannitys boss, Rupert Murdoch a new court filing, this week, features a partial transcript of a deposition with murdoch where he admits that fox hosts endorsed the bogus claim that the 2020 election was stolen heres part of that conversation between murdoch and the attorney questioning him. Now, as i read this, i just want you to know, i cant really do a Rupert Murdoch impression. So instead, im gonna read his answers in the most cartoonish australian accent i can manage [ light laughter ] here we go you are aware, now, that fox did more than simply host these guests and give them a platform, correct . I think youve shown me [ laughter ] some material in support of that. [ light laughter ] in fact, you are now aware that fox endorsed, at times, this false notion of a stolen election. Not fox, no yeah, not fox, but maybe lou dobbs. Maybe maria. Those are commentators. [ light laughter ] we went through fox host, maria bartiromo, yes . Yep, come on. Fox host, Jeanine Pirro . I think so. Fox business host, lou dobbs. Oh, yeah, dobbs he did it. Yeah. [ light laughter ] fox host, sean hannity . Ah, the wombat. Yeah, i bet. Sean the wombat hannity. All were in the document, correct . Yeah, they were. About fox endorsing the narrative of a stolen election, correct . Some of our commentators, they were endorsing it. About their endorsement of a stolen election . Yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, they endorsed it. Anyway, the point is, murdoch said, quote, they endorsed. Meaning fox hosts endorsed the lie that the election was stolen, knowing it was a lie in fact, that same court filing also revealed that hannity later changed his tune on trump after the january 6th insurrection although youd never know it from watching hannitys show again, this is from Sean Hannitys boss, Rupert Murdoch according to the court filing, paul ryan, who is now a fox board member, had emailed murdoch. Ry believed that some High Percentage of americans thought the election was stolen because they got a diet of information telling them the election was stolen from what they believe were credible sources. Rupert responded to ryans email, thanks, paul wake up call for hannity, who has been privately disgusted by trump for weeks but was scared to lose viewers. Oh, my god, sean hannity was disgusted by trump what else was he doing in private that he wasnt telling his viewers about . Was he wearing a resist tshirt and playing with gender neutral potato head guys oh, god, was he eating woke m ms [ lightning crashing ] [ witch laughing ] the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand hand hand [ applause ] [ light laughter ] seth thats right. Hannity was, according to Rupert Murdoch himself, disgusted by trump but hannity didnt tell his viewers that, just like he didnt tell his viewers the stolen election narrative was bs, which brings us back to the central problem the conservative movement led by fox is currently facing they created this monster, but they dont control it. They know that and thats why theyre terrified. Right now, theyre desperately trying to put the genie back in the bottle theyre hyping ron desantis as an alternative to trump, even though trump still leads in many polls. Just watch this clip from fox friends earlier this week, where host Brian Kilmeade scurries around a florida diner just desperately searching for someone, anyone who is willing to back desantis over trump. First off, metro diner, here, i got a question for you ready . Yes all right 2024, whos pumped up for the election [ cheers and applause all right. Rapid fire whos your man, whos your woman . My man, donald trump. Donald trump. Donald trump. Kristi noem kristi noem whos your man . Trump or woman . Donald trump. Id say trump trump a lot of trump fans. Trump and nikki haley and Nikki Haley Donald trump and nikki haley. All right, so far a lot of donald trump i see i see Governor Desantis what about president desantis . I like it i like it. Whos your pick oh, gosh. I dont know trump or desantis. Im either or. So youre right in the middle yes, i am but you pumped up for it . I am super pumped seth oh, my god. That was like watching a gerbil trapped in a maze for a science experiment [ light laughter ] just locked in there desperately searching for a reward pellet. Also, its fun to watch Brian Kilmeade run around a diner while smash mouth plays, and at the same time think, he aint the sharpest tool in the shed. [ light laughter ] also, i would just like to point out, that according to the clock on screen, it is just past 6 30 a. M. , and they are blasting the shrek soundtrack [ laughter ] obviously a pretty conservative place, but based on the fact its the crack of dawn and your diner is a standing room only dance party, seems like Bidens America is going pretty well for you guys [ light laughter ] you all got egg money. [ light laughter ] now before you make the shape of an l on your forehead in regard to kilmeades inability to find a desantis supporter, even i feel bad when he finally sees someone wearing a desantis tshirt, races across the room to talk to her, and even she says shes torn between desantis and trump. Come on, lady, thats almost as bad as wearing a shirt that says, ask me about how im voting for desantis. Are you voting for desantis . Mm, maybe [ laughter ] i just wanted to be asked. [ light laughter ] kilmeade ran to her like he saw a tunnel painted on the side of the mountain and thought, im going to catch that road runner. But that clip perfectly encapsulates the problem for fox news no matter how hard they try to wriggle their way out of the situation they put themselves in, they are captive to the audience they created. Thats why fox was terrified of losing viewers in the aftermath of the election, and thats why they were willing to do or say whatever was necessary to avoid losing them, even if that meant repeating outright lies that they knew were outright lies fox host Tucker Carlson was apparently so terrified of trump, that according to the court filing, he wrote in one text message that trump is a Demonic Force, a destroyer, but hes not going to destroy us. I dont even think ive ever called trump a Demonic Force thats worse than anything ive ever said about trump, including the time i called trump a [ extended bleep ] [ laughter ] [ bleep continues [ cheers and applause oh, we got some lip readers. [ laughter ] tucker was apparently so terrified of this Demonic Force, that when a fox News Reporter fact checked trumps unhinged claims about dominion on twitter, tucker wanted her punished when trump falsely claimed that dominion machines cost him 2. 7 million votes, fox reporter, jacqui heinrich, responded with a tweet saying, dominion voting and top election infrastructure officials categorically deny this. Some of heinrichs colleagues at fox wanted her to be punished, even though they knew that what she was saying was true. Please get her fired, seriously, Tucker Carlson wrote hosts Laura Ingraham and sean hannity it needs to stop immediately, like tonight its measurably hurting the company. The stock price is down. Not a joke. Seth ugh, cancel culture, am i right . [ light laughter ] but there you go faux populist scourge of the establishment, Tucker Carlson, was worried about the companys stock price. You know that means . That means on top of Everything Else on top of being a liar, racist, conspiracy theorist, hes also one of those guys who actually uses the stock app. I mean, what kind of monster isnt that the first thing we all do when we get a new phone you either delete the stocks app or you move it into a folder called apps only psychos use. [ laughter ] along with apple maps and compass. [ light laughter ] also, you guys, why is there a compass app . [ light laughter ] is a large percentage of apples Customer Base sailors . Arrgh, i think were lost you find the north star, and ill open the sextant app. [ laughter ] ah, avast ye mateys, anyone got a charger . [ laughter ] always down to 2 . Black beard, use your head. Ill tell you this much, if things ever go badly enough that yeah, were still on compass bits [ laughter ] well get back to the news, but i have a bone to pick, right every now and then, you know, a door opens and you get a chance to unload a lot of thoughts youve had about the compass app. [ light laughter ] sure, i can move back on to fox news, but we talk about them all the time this is my one chance. And look, i can tell i dont need an app to tell youre not fully with me. [ laughter ] ill tell you this much. If things ever go badly enough that i need to use my compass app, start writing my eulogy if my phone knows me at all, ill click that thing open, and instead of north or south, itll just say, youre gonna die in these woods. [ laughter and applause see . Also, let me just say by way of comparison, as far as i can recall, ive never once looked at comcasts stock price, mostly because im super worried it went down when i was doing my australian accent. [ laughter ] i dont want to get a call from the head of International Business affairs telling me, oi, mate, give a rest, crikey. [ laughter ] yet, two years later, fox is still scared of losing that trump base and so, two years later, theyre still repeating those same lies about the 2020 election. Now, they just do it in their thinly veiled just asking questions style heres tucker doing that just last month there are so many unanswered questions, some of them lingering. How, for example, did senile hermit, joe biden, get 15 million more votes than his former boss, rockstar crowd surfer, barack obama [ light laughter ] results like that would seem to defy the laws of known physics and qualify instead as a miracle. Was the 2020 election a miracle . Seth was the 2020 election a miracle . Did god himself intervene and make joe biden president and if so, how did he do it . Did he go to a polling place 15 million times in different disguises to vote for joe biden . [ laughter ] did he go one time disguised as a chef did he go a second time disguised as a pilot did he go a third, a fourth, and a fifth time wearing all the various costumes from the Village People [ laughter ] and if god did do that, it would raise the question, what if god was one of us . [ laughter ] just a slob ke oli of us, just a stranger on the bus . Was he trying to make his way home and if he was trying to make his way home, how did he find it does he use the compass app . [ laughter and applause we stuck it out. It paid off. And if all of thats true, does that mean god committed voter fraud . And if god committed voter fraud, does that mean hes fake news [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with jim gaffigan, everybody. [ cheers and applause Wounded Warrior project has been with me every step of my journey. Theyve helped me realize its possible to rise to the top again. 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[ light laughter ] but i dont think we do not not that much can i talk to you, tony . For in private . Be my guest nice to meet you seth please welcome back to the show our very good friend jim gaffigan, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back its always, always fun to be here this is always a great time. I feel like i can really open up here seth yeah. We feel the same way this is the best. Im just so excited. Seth you can take that off if you want. Uh. I mean, i dont know if thats necessary. Seth okay. [ laughter ] all right, fine ill take it off geez seth all right [ cheers and applause i mean. [ cheers ] is that good enough for you . Seth we went from a shirt to a sweater. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . Its like, oh, seth wants to see what i look like [ light laughter ] all right. You know what . Im going to take this off seth all right [ cheers and applause oh, yeah. You know, before you think im all paranoid, the only reason i was wearing this is because i have covid seth oh, well. [ laughter ] [ coughs ] i mean, actually, i was just i do not have it i do not have covid. [ light laughter ] i was just tested. I took one of those online tests. [ laughter ] it said it said i was said im an empath. [ laughter ] and i have monkeypox seth you have mon [ laughter ] i dont know, monkeypox kind of sounds like a kids cereal. Seth yeah. Its like, whats the prize inside . Sex with men [ laughter ] you know what i mean like, i dont know if thats a prize. I mean, for some, it would be a great prize. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. To each their own as far as prizes go. Yeah, who are we to judge . This pandemic seth yeah. Right seth you have been traveling, which i think is one of the things people miss the most yeah, ive gotten to the point where i kind of i miss the lockdown a little bit. Seth oh, okay. [ light laughter ] i miss the lockdown because, you know, its just i dont want this to come out the wrong way, but people are horrible [ laughter ] like and i mean just like, all of them. [ light laughter ] you know but thats all right you know, its all right you know, its just, i just cant deal with people seth yeah. Like, here. Like, can you i find it difficult to go to starbucks and its not the coffee, and i understand starbucks is a whole experience but like that whole starbucks experience makes me want to strangle people. Seth okay. [ laughter ] which parts specifically like in fast food places, like, ill have a number three. But in starbucks, people turn into spoiled brats theyre like, okay. [ laughter ] lets see, what does baby feel like sipping on . [ laughter ] let me get a venti halfcaff caramel macchiato with no sugar, no dairy, and no coffee. [ laughter ] and the most amazing thing happens. Instead of the starbucks cashier slapping this person, they just give a nod of, as you wish. [ light laughter ] but it doesnt end there after you order, then you the suffering continues. Then you have to wait in that pickup area. Thats like the methadone clinic of starbucks [ laughter ] where, you know, you have to hang around all the other caffeine addicts you know, its and youre forced to listen to manheim steamroller. [ laughter ] [ humming you just judge other peoples orders theyre like, i have a hot chocolate for dan. Youre like, what a dork. [ laughter ] and if dans not right there, youre like, we should kill dan. [ laughter ] you know, hes kind of asking for it seth yeah. Right you just stand there you know, you cant theres chairs, but theyre all taken. Because starbucks is not only a coffee shop, its also an upscale unemployment office, right . [ laughter ] filled with, you know, people on conference calls, students theres always that one guy that set up his office in starbucks [ light laughter ] its packed. Its like the opposite of Dunkin Donuts [ light laughter ] you walk in you walk in Dunkin Donuts, you feel like youre entering an active crime scene. [ laughter ] its like, the shelves are bare, theres no employees [ laughter ] youre like, are you guys even open did i break in . So i just i cant deal with it anymore seth yeah, i get it. Well, thats very i mean, i will say, i like that. You know, im a dunkin supporter. I know. Youre from new england. Seth yeah, there you go, but [ cheers and applause in and out in and out, you get your coffee, and thats all i want out of it. Yeah, and you also get an std. [ laughter ] seth cause that used to be two stops. It used to be two stops. It used to be [ laughter ] but in new england, you can encounter a homeless person whos also a freelance doorman [ laughter ] it is true seth a freelance doorman freelance doorman seth thats very specific to new england. Yeah, i just want coffee, and i want to go seth hey, so i have so ask you know, obviously, youre a family man five kids, which blows me away [ cheers ] i wanted to ask, hows your wonderful wife doing shes good. Shes good well, she had a brain tumor. Seth i do remember that. Yeah thats not the funny part [ light laughter ] she had a brain tumor, and as a result, she now has a slight swallowing disorder. Thats not the funny part. [ light laughter ] but the weird thing is, is that, you know, when i talk about this in my show, the audience understandably gets uptight. And its just a slight swallowing disorder just when she eats bread or pizza, it sounds like shes choking, but shes not. Its just how she gets you know, when people have this disorder, its just how they get bread down seth now, when you say when you do your shows and the audience gets uncomfortable, is it like whats happening right now . Its [ laughter ] its very similar to this. You know, where people are like, should he bail on this . [ laughter ] maybe he should switch maybe seth should save him. Seth no. [ laughter ] i want to hear all about it. Its just but its something, you know, as a partner, ive supported her. I try not to you know, its not that big of a deal its something weve gotten used to i try not to draw attention to her. I mean, i am talking about her on National Television [ laughter ] seth yeah. This is an outlier but its not a big deal until we go out to eat and then i look like the worst human on earth because my wife is like [ choking and im like, this is good soup, huh . [ laughter ] the waiter is like, is she all right . Im like, shes fine. She had a brain tumor. [ laughter ] it probably looks like im trying to kill her [ laughter ] you got any other stuff she can choke on [ laughter ] i just got her some of that Life Insurance stuff. Im a good husband seth you are a good husband. I want to ask about this movie real quick fantastic clip and let me tell you, sometimes the clips show up, and i dont feel like it tells you enough about the movie. Because one of the great details here is you are obviously playing two roles in this film yes seth one is a sort of bill nye science guy yes seth you had to learn some science, i guess yes seth the text of science, at least. And the other guy is an astronaut. A former astronaut, and i know nothing about science, whatsoever and so there was a challenge of like, not only, do you have to because you have to learn lines, and then you have to kind of, you know, acquire an enthusiasm. And i had to get to this bill nye enthusiasm, and it was really hard because im dumb [ laughter ] science is just kind of its another language for me. So it was very difficult, but i think i pulled it off. Seth i think you did a great job as well. [ applause ] what a pleasure to have you here as always. Thank you so much. You guys, thats jim gaffigan. [ cheers and applause linoleum is in select theaters now. For tour information, go to jimgaffigan. Com. Well be back with more late night. [ cheers and applause than that. Im hungry, im in a hurry, i dont have time to make anything healthy. You could if you had a blendjet. Blendjet . Its the portable blender that makes the healthy choice the most convenient choice. I dont know. It seems like a hassle. Hahaha wrong. Just pour in some milk, add some frozen fruit, and bam youve got a nutritious and delicious smoothie. Mmm that is good. Youre welcome, sad office guy. Get yours today at blendjet. Com are we in in an ad . We sure are. 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I understand why youre doing it im just afraid that the forces arrayed against you may be overwhelming i expect to have the support of chief suarez. If its politically advantageous i expect to have the support of deputy mayor sharpe. I also just might have the support of the people who live in East New York and you have me seth please welcome back to the show, the one, the only, richard kind [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth so you lets get rid of this cause i want to just talk to you and not worry about anybody whos calling. Seth okay, thank you because i just want to talk to you seth but you do because were on tv seth but you do use the compass app, though. All the time. And google maps. All the time seth wow you get you get out of a subway, you dont know which way youre going [ light laughter ] where is sullivan street [ cheers and applause is it north . Thank you. [ light laughter ] im a man of the people. Seth oh, boy [ light laughter ] right off the bat. Right off the bat with the pander ah seth congratulations you have played so many different roles over your career, and here you are as a Police Officer im a cop seth wow im a new york cop. Seth look at you its unbelievable and when i got hired, you know, i mean, ive my resume is like you said, you know, inside out. You know, and comedies and then look at what i look like seth yeah. And i walk down the street and i see some of the new york cops with stomachs here. And theyre and i go, i can be a cop. Seth yeah. I could be [ light laughter ] i could be a cop [ light laughter ] and so im a cop im a cop seth do you like it . Oh, i well, first of all, why do i like it because i dont have to hold for laughs seth uhhuh. I like that i found out i was on finding your roots, which is a seth yeah. The show on pbs seth with Henry Henry Louis gates and i found out that my great grandfather was killed was murdered he and a nephew. And you take a look at him and this is something i never knew he could have been a gangster. Seth really . What happened between him and me seth okay. [ light laughter ] why arent i tough . [ light laughter ] why arent i a tough guy seth well, it doesnt seem like it worked out great for him. I feel like no, but lets hope he deserved it. Seth yeah, you know what [ light laughter ] well, thats a good way of looking at it. Yeah, i mean. Seth lets hope he got, he got seth lets hope he deserved it he got murdered my grandfather was a was a what they called him an athlete. Because he had his nose broken 11 times he was a boxer he was seth this is your grandfather. My grandfather, alvin what happened between him and me [ light laughter ] and, you know, he was a tough guy. 11 times his nose was broken i was in a bike accident with my friend bruce stern when i was in first grade. I fell on the sidewalk, i broke my nose. And thats all i got for it. Seth really . [ light laughter ] thats the toughest i have been seth now you havent been on a bike since [ light laughter ] yeah, right no, i have but you know it was weird that night, because you stay up late, you everything breaks i watched the untouchables that night seth yeah. And al capone, at the end of the show, you know, the bad guy always loses seth yeah. It was a twoparter but, i dont know from twoparters. Ive never watched seen an hour show, much less the untouchables. Al capone won. To this day, im terrified seth wow i was so scared when i was a kid. Seth because you were a first grader, you had taken a bad fall on a bike and then you find out the bad guy wins and you find and you find out bad guys win so, it was seth well, im glad you managed to work through that trauma yes seth yeah. Yes seth i wanted to ask and then were going to take a quick commercial break but, you have been in over 300 things we looked at your list of credits. Right seth what i would imagine theres a wide breadth of people who come up to you and recognize you from different shows and films. They do they you know you know, if you know if theyre on the east or west coast, they come up for curb. If theyre jewish its a show called a serious man. If theyre of a certain age, its mad about you. The weird thing is big mouth, you know [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] well thats seth for the kids. But, you know, its also the people who dont know me but do know me seth oh, say they try they come up, and i had one last night i had one thats great but one that came up last night. Guy goes, oh, dude last time i saw you was at ringo starrs 70th Birthday Party at the Capital Records building. No [ light laughter ] no, no so he didnt know who i was. But the best this is the best oh, i oh, yeah, i know you used to run the porn stand over on 34th street. [ laughter and applause seth now, richard. Did you were you around there enough that people thought you maybe ran it [ laughter ] yeah, so it matters where theyre from, what age theyre from then they know but i cant i dont remember. Seth youve got a lot of other projects coming out. Were going to talk about them real quick well be right back with richard kind [ cheers and applause at marshalls, our buyers hustle every day to get you great deals on all the good stuff. Like this stuff and that stuff and ooh, thats some really good stuff. We get the deals. You get the good stuff. Marshalls. honey. Honey. Dayquil severe honey. Powerful cold and flu symptom relief with a honeylicious taste. Because life doesnt stop for a cold. Dayquil honey, the daytime, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, honeylicious, power through your day, medicine. vo ultimate endless shrimp is here honeylicious, power through your day, with a limited time flavor drop. New crispy dragon shrimp. One of seven endless choices for just 20. Right now, only at red lobster. Welcome to fun dining. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back to late night. Were here with richard kind, everybody. And we were talking about it you got a lot of projects coming up its on hulu people are telling its fantastic. I hear its hilarious oh, geez, look at me [ light laughter ] seth this is this is history of the world part two. Yeah. Seth its a hulu series based on the mel brooks film and this one is the story of jesus. John, paul, george, and jesus. Seth uhhuh. [ light laughter ] and, uh, yeah, its hilarious. It was hilarious to do i hear its great. I spoke to your brother. Seth yep he said its hilarious, and i cant wait to see it seth and now this is this is based on obviously, the very famous mel brooks film right seth do you know do you know mel brooks . Is he someone you have been lucky enough yeah, i have. Well, theres a couple of things first of all, at the Kennedy Center honors, i sang the inquisition from history from the world. So that was thrilling. And theres, you know, obama up there. And im performing for president obama. Then i did the producers on broadway and then i did it at the Hollywood Bowl so when he wrote his mel brooks wrote his autobiography. Theres a chapter about me the very talented but loud richard kind. Seth oh, wow [ light laughter ] thats a very kind way its a lovely seth i would say very talented and loud. I wouldnt make it a but. I would say these are two great things he might have and ill take your i will take it. Seth all right he might have i thought i memorized it listen, but but hold on, hold on listen to this i seth theyre listening to everything youre saying [ laughter ] but this is important [ light laughter ] okay the other week, about two weeks ago. I have covid, and i told your guys, so i sent the pictures i didnt know whether or not so, youll see i was sitting in my room in threeday old pajamas. Havent showered hand down the pants like al bundy seth yep [ light laughter ] just watching tv, its 4 00 its probably 1 00 out in la and i get a phone call hey, richard, who do you think this is . I dont know then i go, who do you think this is . [ light laughter ] i dont know we go to face time i get a phone call listen to this mel brooks, norman lear, and Dick Van Dyke. [ audience ohs ] Mount Rushmore seth it is Mount Rushmore. [ light laughter ] are calling me, and judd apatow. Seth and judd apatow who is who is, i guess, fdr. [ light laughter ] and uh seth look at heres look at this seth look at your face yeah, i know. Seth thats i couldnt believe it [ light laughter ] i couldnt believe it. Theres mel brooks seth and here by the way this is lovely this is all of them in the room when they called you can i just say, i am in awe of Dick Van Dyke and his spryness yes seth all of them theyre all young and fit, and theres all these food i would be like this the entire time seth yeah. [ light laughter ] theyre all sitting up and talking. Which is why theyre thin and healthy. [ light laughter ] but theres mel brooks, norman on his phone because mel probably was talking about history of the world, or theyre going to do producers in london then, and my name came up i know norman as a friend. And so he goes he probably said, lets call him. And out of the blue, i got it is i, i dont listen to this because i havent got the words to describe [ light laughter ] just how honored, touched, that i exist in that world. Seth those people and i have been lucky enough to meet i have never met Dick Van Dyke. They are so warm and giving and they understand the value of when they tell you, keep up the good work. And when it comes from them, my goodness right well, i had met Dick Van Dyke before the first time i met him, i tried to tell him the effect i had he had on me. He would not let me talk he would just say, youre so good. Its like he would stop it he put up an electric fence. He wouldnt hear the compliment. But i have told him since. And mel will listen. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] what a delight to have you back. [ applause ] you i want you to know, youre one of my legends. And it is so lovely to have you here with me its so good to see you seth you guys, richard kind. [ cheers and applause East New York. Sunday nights on cbs, streams on paramount plus well be right back with more late night. [ applause ] if your moderate to severe Crohns Disease or Ulcerative Colitis symptoms are stopping you in your tracks. Choose stelara® from the start. And move toward relief after the first dose. With injections every two months. Stelara® may increase your risk of infections, some serious, and cancer. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if you have an infection, flulike symptoms, sores, new skin growths, have had cancer, or if you need a vaccine. Pres, a rare, potentially fatal brain condition, may be possible. 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