Cocomedian andnd author bobobby moynihihan an all n new closer l look featuring the 8g band with Craig Reynolds [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now we are going to get to the news President Biden addressed the u. N. General assembly yesterday and said that the russian invasion of ukraine, quote, is about extinguishing ukraines right to exist as a state and nine out of ten times i agree we shouldnt do that. [ laughter ] in the same speech, President Biden addressed the ongoing invasion in ukraine and said quote, russia has shamefully violated the core tenants of the United Nations charter, not to mention the dress code [ light laughter ] ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy addressed the u. N. General assembly yesterday in a prerecorded speech and it must have been very prerecorded because he said everythings great [ light laughter ] the house yesterday voted 229 to 203 to overhaul the electoral count act, though somehow that wasnt a majority. [ laughter ] always put math in the jokes [ laughter ] people love to do the math President Biden issued a major disaster declaration yesterday for puerto rico, but thankfully Governor Desantis is already sending help [ laughter ] in an interview on fox news last night, former President Trump defended his handling of sensitive materials and said that he had the power to declassify documents, quote, even by thinking about it. [ light laughter ] great. So, on top of everything else, trump has the shining. [ laughter ] well, that explains his luck with hotels. [ laughter ] in the same interview former President Trump claimed that the agents who raided his maralago home took his will and said it could, quote, cause a lot of problems if its published, because not everyone made the cut. [ laughter ] a banner was raised at Madison Square garden last night celebrating [ cheers ] get it out of your system. Hes not here. [ laughter ] hes not going to see this hes not going to know you cheered. [ laughter ] and by the way, buddy, if you are watching, im so sorry i said that. Wed love to have you. If youre in your hotel after a concert right now relaxing with late night and you just saw that joke, im sorry i didnt mean it [ light laughter ] a banner was raised at Madison Square garden last night celebrating Harry Styless 15 nights of concerts. Plenty of room up there, said knicks fans. [ light laughter ] world champs 1973. Harry styles [ light laughter ] today was the first day of fall and due to Climate Change this is how the leaves are changing that was taken in vermont. [ light laughter ] and finally, taco bell has announced it will begin testing its new meatless carne asada next month at dozens of locations in dayton, ohio, raising the question, how many taco bells does dayton, ohio, need [ light laughter ] but true story i tried to book a flight to dayton today after i heard this news, and they were available. [ laughter ] that was a monologue, everybody [ cheers and applause we have got just a wonderful show for you tonight here on this thursday evening. [ applause ] he is an emmy nominated and tony winning legend, whose back on stage in burn alan cumming will be here tonight [ cheers and applause and you know him from an incredible run on snl. His Childrens Book not all sheep are boring is out now my very good friend Bobby Moynihan is back and joining us bobby [ cheers and applause but before we get to all that, donald trump made an appearance on fox news last night and he was very normal and coherent and made lots of lucid, intelligent comments sorry. It just seems a little weird are you sure that card is right, wally . Sorry, seth i just hired a new guy let me make sure there arent any mistakes seth okay. Should just be a second, everybody. Oh. Thats spelled wrong that too oh boy, messed that part up really bad i dont even know what he was trying to do there okay, just the one final change. And were good okay seth, all set seth all right okay great here we go donald trump went on fox news last night and lost his [ bleep ] mind all right thanks, wally. [ laughter ] no worries, boss. Seth hey, who is this new guy, by the way . Just some kid i met on one of those qanon Message Boards youd like him seth i bet i would for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth okay. So, you know how donald trump has of this moment the leader of the Republican Party and front runner for the partys president ial nomination in 2024. And you know how hes also in what constitutional scholars technically refer to as a, quote, an ass load of legal trouble. Well, yesterday he went on fox news to talk about all of it and as is par for the course for trump, despite being served softball question after softball question, he fully disintegrated into a sweaty, redfaced, rambling incoherent mess its amazing that trump continues to have the confidence of a man who is ready for anything while being prepared for nothing. [ light laughter ] if trump was on family feud, he would buzz in before he got asked a question top five answers on the board. [ family feud buzzer ] Hunter Bidens laptop [ laughter ] well, the question was going to be best places for a first date, so, i dont think its up there. Well, its got to be somewhere. So, we might as well look there. [ laughter ] now, we all know that whenever he goes on fox news or does a rally or speaks in public in any way, trump is going to say a bunch of crazy [ bleep ] but thats especially problematic right now, because hes facing multiple very serious criminal investigations and civil suits and what he says can be used against him in court. There are multiple grand juries looking into his attempts to overturn the 2020 election theres the Justice Departments investigation of all the classified documents he stole from the white house and theres the lawsuit new York Attorney general Leticia James announced yesterday seeking to bar him from doing business in the state after what she called years of staggering fraud. The new York State Attorney general suing former President Trump, three of his Adult Children and the Trump Organization for 250 million. Accusing the trump family of, quote, staggering fraud in a sweeping civil suit and looking to ban them from doing business in new york. We show that they violated several state criminal laws, including falsifying business records, issuing false financial statements, insurance fraud, and engaging in a conspiracy to commit each of these state law violations we believe the conduct alleged in this action also violates federal criminal law, including issuing false statements to Financial Institutions and bank fraud. Seth at this point it would be easier to list the crimes trump hasnt committed i mean, as far as we know he hasnt broken any maritime laws. Although we say that now and then like in a week audio will surface of trump trying to bribe a seal to prove the election was stolen bark, bark. Clap, clap bark dominion Voting Machines excuse me. Clap, bark. [ light laughter ] he also probably hasnt jaywalked but only because jaywalking happens in a Straight Line and trump only goes around in circles [ laughter ] its only very funny that james is suing trump for 250 million, an amount he would definitely never be able to pay if the suit succeeds, were going to see an everything must go sign on trump tower it would be the tackiest fire sale ever. You just see a bunch of new yorkers walking down fifth avenue lugging giant chandeliers or marble water fountains or a golden toilet can you believe it, i got this for 20 bucks if the yankees win the world series im going to get wasted and puke in this thing [ laughter ] im going to puke like a king [ light laughter ] seth and then theres the doj investigation into the classified documents yesterday we told you that the independent arbiter who had been appointed to sift through the materials seized in the fbi search at maralago had chastised the Trump Legal Team for not providing any proof that trump had declassified any of the documents. And sure enough, yesterday an Appeals Court intervened to reverse a Lower Court Ruling and allowed the doj investigation to continue the Appeals Court judges ruled that the doj could move forward with its criminal investigation because theres no reason to believe trump declassified the documents or that he should get to keep them even if he did. Just a short time ago, the 11th Circuit Court of appeals handed trumps lawyers a huge defeat three Appeals Court judges, two of them appointed by trump himself, lifted a judges order that prevented the Justice Department from using classified documents that were seized from maralago in its criminal investigation. An Appeals Court has ruled that the Justice Department can have access to roughly 100 highly sensitive classified documents that were taken from maralago trump has been arguing that all of the documents seized from his club are his personal property and that if the fbi found anything classified in there, well trump magically declassified it when he was president. Even though he has no record of ever having done that. The judges write, quote, the declassification argument is a red herring because declassifying an official document would not change its content or render it personal. So even if we assume that plaintiff trump did declassify some or all of these documents, that would not explain why he has a personal interest in them. Seth exactly claiming he declassified them on top of being a lie is also irrelevant you dont get to keep them trump thinks declassifying something its like calling dibs watch out if youre ever at a Big Group Dinner with him. Im officially declassifying those jalapeno poppers [ light laughter ] so, hands off the poppers. But also before i declassify the poppers, we ordered the poppers as a group so, well still be splitting the check for the poppers. You pay for my pop you pay my pop. [ laughter ] so thats what was happening as trump sat down with his best friend slash only friend sean hannity and as is ususal as is usually the case with these interviews, hannity desperately tried to help trump out by teeing him up with softball questions designed to defend trump but accidentally ended up giving trump free reign to go totally off script and screw himself. For example, as we mentioned earlier, trump and his lawyers have been arguing that he declassified the documents he stole from the white house so far, they have refused to provide any details or evidence as to how and when exactly that happened and now we know why. There are none trump told hannity he thinks you can declassify a top secret document by simply declaring it declassified inside your own head you have said on truth social a number of times you did declassify i did declassify, yes okay, is there a process . What was your process to declassify there doesnt have to be a process, as i understand it. You know, theres different people say Different Things. But as i understand it, there doesnt have to be if youre the president of the united states, you can declassify just by saying, its declassified, even by thinking about it [ laughter ] seth do you think the whole time trump was answering hannity was thinking, why the [ bleep did i ask him what his process was . Uh, what the [ bleep ] is wrong with me . [ laughter ] oh, today is the day hes going to have a process. Get your head out of your ass, hannity trumps argument is that you can just declassify things in your mind its officially declassified as long as you believe its declassified [ laughter ] thats according to trumps newest Legal Advisor tinkerbell. [ laughter ] oh, and heads up heads up tink, hes not going to pay you. So, trump says you can declassify something just by thinking about it, although even that is a shaky defense because it requires establishing that trump is capable of thinking about things i mean, even if it were true that the law said you can declassify something just by thinking about it, all the judge would have to do is look into trumps eyes and immediately rule that theres just nothing going on in there. [ light laughter ] look at that does that look more like a man whos declassifying top secret documents, or an emu who just found the zoo camera [ laughter ] [ applause ] whenever hes on tv, trump has this energy. Its amazing to me. Emanuel dont do it emanuel, emanuel im trying to tell them thank you. Buddy, im trying to tell them thank you. Dont do it. Dont, emanuel, emanuel, emanuel. Emanuel. Seth interestingly emanuel also stole a bunch of classified documents. [ light laughter ] there was also this part of the clip that i thought was very revealing and probably drove trumps lawyers insane is there a process . What was your process to declassify there doesnt have to be a process, as i understand it. Theres different people say Different Things but as i understand there doesnt have to be a process there can be a process, but there doesnt have to be seth what do you mean there doesnt have to be a process if trump had been one of the framers of the constitution every article would have ended with or not. [ light laughter ] Congress Shall have the power to make laws, or not of course, theres a process its a government. Theres a process for everything nothing happens by magic you cant just change your address or file your taxes by thinking about it. Although based on Leticia James press conference, thats what trump will probably use as his next excuse. I may have inflated my assets on legal bank forms, but in my head i was honest down to the last penny. By far the craziest part of the interview came when trump fully unraveled and seemed to suggest that the fbi was maybe searching maralago to look for Hillary Clintons emails. It made so little sense, even hannity had to jump in and stop him. Theres also a lot of speculation, because of what they did the severity of the fbi coming in and raiding maralago. Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted but they are around someplace . Were they looking for wait. Youre not saying you had it no, no. They may be saying they may have thought that it was in there seth wait, what . The fbi searched your private resort to look for Hillary Clintons emails, the ones youve supposedly been looking for forever . That made so little sense, even hannity had to jump in and say dont do it seth but man what a twist it would be if trump accidentally admitted that hes the one who stole all of Hillary Clintons missing emails. I mean, honestly that would be worth it. Even m. Knight shyamalan would have been like [ bleep ] hats off. I mean [ laughter ] a lot of people are saying maybe the fbi was looking for hillarys emails because maybe they were in there because maybe in 2015 i sat down at a computer and broke into her server and stole them, because in reality despite presenting as a very dumb man, im actually a computer genius. A hacker [ laughter ] thats what we call ourselves. We love the hackers, dont we . This guy is still as of this moment the leader of the Republican Party and the front runner for their president ial nomination in 2024 there are protrump candidates up and down the ballot across the country. And this is what theyre standing behind. 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He is currently playing in burn which is playing at the joyce theater. And he also starred in the final season of the good fight. New episodes stream thursdays on paramount plus please welcome back to the show, our friend alan cumming, everybody [ cheers and applause seth look at how monochromatic we both are. I know, right seth its very lovely. Its also the first day of autumn, so im going for a cozy look seth its very cozy. You look very cozy thanks. Seth so, this is youre doing a oneman show right now, which historically are known to be exhausting for the people on stage. Oh, do you think . Seth youve got to do it all yourself yes seth and theres an element of dance yes seth youve done this to yourself as well we should note. And it was my idea. I have no one to blame i mean, im nearly finished it and its sort of i mean, you just hurt when youre dancing. You just hurt. Things right now, im hurting in front of you. [ laughter ] and its also, im getting older. I shouldnt be like this is sort of my Dance Theater debut at 57. [ laughter ] i know, its hard to believe seth very few people [ cheers and applause i know. I know seth very few people break into the stage dance game that late its just mental. And so, i have had you know, i wake up and im like, oh, ouch. And funny things happen. And ive got sore arms. I dont know why seth do you do a lot of arm movement during your dancing i guess i must. And then i bang myself on the table, and i have to jump. Its just a lot of stuff going on seth now, the other interesting thing about having all this element of movement, is it is a oneman show about a scottish poet robert burns i think if you heard there was a oneman show about a scottish poet, youd think there might not be that much dancing youd think there might be poetry seth yeah. But theres a little bit of poetry i mean, i speak in it as well. But i sort of like what i wanted to do with this show because robert burns is this huge icon in scotland. Hes our National Bard and i wanted i found out lots of things about him that were really surprising to me. Like the fact that he was bipolar and, you know, was much more fragile and had this terrible life. And so, im asking im asking the audience to sort of think, especially in scotland, where we did it first, to think again about someone that you have all these preconceived ideas about so, i thought, in a way, if i did that in a form that was not something they were used to seeing me doing, then that would sort of help the dance thing kind of helps you break down your barriers and receive new information. Because youre so like, what the [ bleep ] is going on . Alan cummings dancing. [ laughter ] seth i well, i also heard to prepare for this role, because it was physically and emotionally taxing, that you stopped drinking for a while how did that go . [ laughter ] i think your research is a little lacking, sorry to say, but [ laughter ] seth you one evening or it was about two nights, i think [ laughter ] seth two nights . I came home and i was like ow, oh. I went, [ bleep ] that im going to have a drink. Sorry, i keep swearing seth i think the problem you should worry about is that you stopped drinking for two days, and it was such news that it made it to our Research Team [ laughter ] seth everybody was Walking Around broadway being like, did you hear about alan . Alan cumming stopped drinking . Seth 48 hours. I know is he all right . Like thats terrible yeah, no, i think i had to i mean, ive lost weight, and my body is doing all these things its been an incredible experience and you know, ive got these funny hair extensions. My nails are black its a whole new vibe im going for. But the one constant was vodka soda just to get me through the thing. [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats good we appreciate your honesty you know, obviously i dont need to tell you, because it was well covered, the queen recently passed away. What . Seth and yeah oh, no. [ laughter ] seth is that how deep youve been in your oneman show . Ive been in a burn cave. Seth did you a lot of people have been sharing anecdotes about meeting the queen, crossing paths, did you ever did you ever have the pleasure i never properly met her. I met a lot of them. Like i met Prince Charles when i did that film golden eye the james bond one. He was there it was the royal premier night you get all these pages of etiquette for things i was standing next to judi dench and i said im not bowing im not bowing are you bowing . And she was like, i have to bow. Im a dame. I was like, oh, all right. On the etiquette it said men must bow from the neck forward i was like, well, youre hardly going to bow from the neck back. [ laughter ] seth like a pez dispenser. Yes and so, on the news there was like theres Prince Charles and pierce brosnan, and in the background you see me and judi dench laughing and going like this [ laughter ] but i one time when i was in the scouts, like the boy scouts, and we were seth so, this is when you were younger yes [ laughter ] imagine if i was still in the scouts now, that would be hilarious. Im hiking, you know, im audionteering or something in dside in aberdeenshire which is near balmoral. And it was raining and we were lost i was like the patrol leader i said, oh, i cant deal with this its not my forte. And so, we saw this land rover coming along this little track i said lets just hitch a lift theyll take pity on us. Were all bedraggled and wet looking scouts it was the queen in a land rover. And she didnt blooming well stop [ laughter ] we were like, oh, its the queen. Hi [ laughter ] so, that was my claim to fame, that the queen did not pick me up seth all right well, thank you for sharing a story. 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It was really lovely, actually im so glad i did it, because when i didnt know it was going to be the last season. Seth yeah. And so, im really glad i kind of got back and it was so nice to go it was in the same studio it was a lot of the same people. My daughter, sarah steel, who plays my daughter, it was lovely to get to do stuff with her again. And also, to get to swear. Because in the good wife, that was on cbs and you werent allowed to swear and of course, i sort of thought inside my head sweary words all the time when i was playing him. I could never actually say them. So, i got to say the most awful things [ laughter ] seth they sound very lovely coming from you. I liked it. Seth you have a fascinating role at a documentary coming out called my old school. Oh, yes yes. Yes, its out actually its out its really good its called my old school. I play, like, i lipsync the person who its about, because they didnt want to be seen in it so, they did an audio interview. And then, so, i lip synced them. What is bizarre is that 25 years ago, i was going to do a film, a drama, a narrative film, and play that person seth and this is a person this is a Fairly Famous story about a 32yearold who went to so, theres a school in glasgow called bears den academy. Its sort of a posh area of glasgow. And he went there. And then he became went to be a doctor and flunked then he had to go he wanted to be a doctor again, but there was a cutoff at age 30 to get back into medical school so he went back to the same high school that hed gone to when he was 16, and did his exams again in order to get into medical school and the same teachers were teaching him seth and he was pretending to be 16 he was pretending to be 16. He was pretending to be this person from canada whose mother was an opera singer who died and it was this hilarious camp sort of back story and everyone believed it and he even and he even went into the school musical. And it was south pacific, and he sang younger than springtime. And nobody got caught. All the kids called him 30 something and stuff like that it was a hilarious bit, are you my da . And theyre all doing that but nobody actually realized and then, when it did come out, i remember in 93, 94, it was this huge story. Because in scotland, we dont have like having the wool pulled over our eyes. And we also admire people who can. [ laughter ] so, it was just we were all like what . It was just an immense story so, it was kind of nice for me as well to come all those years later to sort of play him. Its not an attractive role for me i dont know if youve seen the poster seth i havent seen the poster its not attractive it was a great thing seth thank you for the warning. Youre working with my queen this is my queen, Miriam Margolyes oh, my god, miriam, yes seth shes one of the funniest people in the world a wonderful actor. We do this show in britain. Its on pbs as well, actually, i think here its called alan no, miriam and alan. Thats the billing miriam and alan lost in scotland. We did one last year, and now were in the middle of doing a second one miriam and alan lost in scotland and beyond. So, next week we meet up again in california. We get to go in california this is at loch lomond last week where i officiated a wedding and she it was like a gay a gay couple who were renewing their vows, my second cousin actually and i and i officiated it and miriam did a reading she read the owl and the pussy cat. And afterwards, i said, whod have thunk at a gay wedding thered be so much pussy. [ laughter ] anyway, shes so hilarious. Shes 81 shes so foul mouthed, and like a little girl showing her nickers. And i think weve kind of become this kooky television couple because im like, no, miriam, stop it. But also encouraging her to do things and she came to see burn when were in inverness. All the crew were so excited to meet her you know, shes like a legend. And she came into they all came into the dressing room, and she was sitting there. I could tell she was like, oh im going to have fun here. And she just suddenly went, ive realized that ive come to agree with alan about circumcision. I was like, what . [ laughter ] and she goes, i dont think people should be circumcised hes quite right you have a foreskin for a reason. I was like, yes, thanks miriam. Yes, thank you for your support. And then she goes, but you know, youve got to youve got to be very aware of the smegma. And im like, all right and she starts on something and you think im dodging her. And then she made this gesture im like, okay, miriam. Thats enough. And she went, no, but some people store it. Like that and she made this gesture like a shovel and i was like, do you mean like shoveling smegma . Is that what youre doing here . And she went yes, thats what they do. And so, thats what youre dealing with seth once again thats who was saying all that. This lady [ laughter ] seth that very sweet looking lady right there oh, and thats thats one of the cleanest stories i can tell you seth hey, congratulations on your show. Thank you seth congratulations on another season well just coming back and doing the good fight. And its so great to have you. Just being alive. Seth Alan Cummings just being alive [ cheers and applause burn is playing now through september 25th at the joyce theater. New episodes of the final season of the good fight are available thursdays on paramount plus well be right back with Bobby Moynihan [ cheers and applause wake u up, gotta g go ccmon, cmmon. Graracie, cmonon. Lets go guys, cmon mom, cmon mia [ enginene revving ] ] my favoritite color isis. Becaususe, its s like a fafamily thingng [ [ engine revevving ] made i it mom leave e running bebehind, beh. Ththe new turbrbocharged volkswswagen atlasas. Does life e beautifulllly. 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Please welcome back to the show, our good friend, Bobby Moynihan [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the club of celebrity book authors [ laughter ] we did it seth we did it we deserve it [ laughter ] seth we deserve it now, ive written one of these as well, bobby yes, i read it. Seth thank you thanks. Seth you found the time . I did i did. Long one it was a long one. Seth it was a long one i actually had my parents be like, it was a little long. But this the question i have is what was your inspiration for not all sheep are boring and how long did it take you to process to write this book the inspiration, i have a daughter now, doing a lot of bedtime reading. And the topic of counting sheep to fall asleep came up and i thought why is that . Its because theyre boring. Its because theyre seth yeah. Theyre a very boring animal. And thats why people do it. So, i sat in my bathroom for an hour and i wrote a book. [ laughter ] seth so, it only took an hour maybe a little less than an hour [ laughter ] i no, no, no. No, ive thought about it for a very long time seth oh, yeah. You put hours and hours. Hours of toiling and then in the bathroom real quick [ laughter ] seth do you do your best writing in the bathroom . I only write in the bathroom. Pandemic i lived in the bathroom for two years. Seth wow pretty much during the pandemic seth theres a theres a toad character, which is a yes seth your daughter one of your daughters favorite animals. Yeah, look at him hes a little toad guy seth yeah. Such a little cutie seth how did julie thats julie julie rowanzoch did the art for this she shes absolutely amazing. Dorothy yeah, i like little fat toads. Seth uhhuh. I thought it was going to be a big fat toad, but he turned out to be a little guy and im fine with it [ laughter ] seth you know what, i heard i heard so, this is the beautiful artwork there, right . Yeah, she really got the art down seth but you you tried. You gave an early effort to do the art yourself i yeah i used to draw when i was a kid. And i was like, i can draw this book too. [ laughter ] and i was wrong. I was wrong. Seth yeah. I tried seth but you didnt do a terrible job these are way better when i heard you were going to do the drawings thats where everyone goes. Like, i remember telling them, i want to draw the book. And they went, oh, great seth well, this isnt bad. Thats a sheep with a secret, right . I think hes a little [ laughter ] hes evil. Seth yeah, hes really evil. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he was terrifying children seth but these arent these are good these are the picture [ laughter ] yeah, i sent them these and they were like, were going to send you a couple illustrators. [ laughter ] and im extremely glad i did, but i tried. Seth yeah. I i think you did what is dorothy does she like it yeah, she loves it. She loves reading in general she likes me, which is nice. [ light laughter ] seth thats nice and i wrote it. Yeah, no she she really likes it she likes pierre she likes she likes anything, like, spooky or weird. Seth do you having done a lot of voices for animated things, does she like when you do voices when you read . Sometimes we do like, the hour before bed is just an improv show seth yeah. In our house but every once in a while now, shes getting to the age where im like dorothy. And she goes please stop. Immediately. [ laughter ] immediately, please stop. [ laughter ] seth my kids hate when i do voices oh, yeah. Seth yeah, want to yeah, they just want me to read the words. She has a a mel from secret life of pets that, like, when you squeeze it, its my voice and shell go and just smack it [ laughter ] yeah shes not a fan of that one. Seth she is not. Does that mean this improv show thing does that mean she does not go to bed right away no. The hour before sleep is is both is my wife telling both of us to calm down seth oh, i see yeah [ laughter ] yeah. I i put her to bed sometimes and she goes to bed 45 minutes later because im just being a weirdo with her and i think its fun. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Theyre good when theyre when theyre a good audience, its really fun. Yeah, it is shes a good laugher yeah, she has a lot of characters seth oh, she does characters too . Yes, very much so crazy shopper is a big dorothy character. Seth really . What does crazy shopper do okay, all you have to do if you will be me in this situation. Seth okay. Just say, well, time to open my store. Seth okay. Well, time to open my store. [ screaming and then she just runs in and knocks everything down [ laughter ] thats crazy shopper seth crazy shopper i didnt i didnt want to ruin your desk seth thank you very much [ laughter ] youre welcome. Seth thats a good character. Uh, crazy shopper mr. Mustache seth what does mr. Mustache do hes got a mustache seth great [ laughter ] yeah, he talks and he loves talking about it seth loves talking about the mustache yeah, baby unicorn has to be carried everywhere seth uhhuh. Baby unicorns legs are not very strong. Seth yep and then evil dorothy seth and you know while she has shes already learned that you can have an evil version of yourself. Yes evil dorothy, wheres my camera . This is evil dorothy is just this she just goes [ laughter ] seth and we should note, shes 19, right . Shes 19 years old, yes [ laughter ] seth hey shes a writer on your show seth yeah, shes right shes great. We love you. Well, we love dorothy. We dont love evil dorothy [ laughter ] speaking of characters, you did one of my alltime favorites Anthony Crispino right here. Oh, look at these children. Seth yeah, look at these children wow [ cheers and applause seth i feel like even even the colors of our clothes have gone gray [ laughter ] yeah, life has just gotten seth yeah, everything got a lot more muted has just gotten gloomier. Look at that background. Seth all right so secondhand news, Anthony Crispino, he was famously i mean, he was a character you and colin jost wrote. Yeah, yeah. Seth but it was about a guy who, sort of, got the news secondhand and maybe got some of the details wrong. Yeah, was always afraid of people hearing it too. Seth yeah, and then he a tie he had top secret information. He was fine to say it on weekend update, which is National Television. Fine to say it on National Television yeah, but i mean seth could we do a few could i feed you a few yeah, sure. Seth and see what you think crispino might say about it . Lets do it its been a while. Seth okay, so here we go [ cheers and applause so, you know, i think the way we would do this yeah, yeah. Hey, anthony, i dont know if you heard about these maralago documents. They oh, yeah you hear about this thing, though . [ laughter ] oh, its so good to see you. [ laughter ] seth it is good. I really like that were really. It really feels very common, normal seth this is a real flashback. You hear about this thing, though seth whats that, anthony . Marge simpson found some documents. [ laughter ] turns out shes dating master splinter from the ninja turtles. [ laughter ] seth i should not teenage mutant ninja turtles. You heard it here first. Seth its not its not Marge Simpsons, its maralago and its im pretty sure its Marge Simpson, though. Pretty sure its Marge Simpson dating splinter from the ninja turtles. [ light laughter ] seth no. Its special master. Highly topical seth it was rumored [ laughter ] it was rumored harry styles spit on chris pine. Oh, boy [ laughter ] you hear about this even more topical, harry hamlin [ laughter ] seth harry hamlin . Yeah, harry hamlin. You know the guy with the nice hair seth yeah, from l. A. Law. Yeah well, of course from l. A. Law. Seth yeah. Where do you think hes from . St. Elsewhere . [ laughter ] he split a tree in half with his head, pine tree. [ laughter ] seth no. Harry styles spit on chris pine. No im pretty sure it was the other way, seth. I cant even get that high anymore. Im so old seth yeah, that part of your voice is gone. Yeah, thank you for stopping by, Anthony Crispino it was great to see you. Thank you for having me [ cheers and applause seth youre also that was that was truly fun and cathartic. Thank you for that seth it was great to do. I mean, we it was a it was always a very fun time with you out there. You were you were the best. That was my my most favorite moments were with you on update. For sure seth yeah, Anthony Crispino would get very high in a way that i feel like only dogs could hear him at some point [ laughter ] yeah, that was the point. I believe we did that joke once where seth i think youre right. Dogs started barking yep. Where dogs started barking. [ laughter ] seth youre doing the batman audio adventures. Yeah. Seth youre doing another season of that thats our friend, dennis mcnicholas, who wrote those. Yeah, the best. He let me play the penguin, my dream. Seth yeah. Its so much fun. Seth and then, youre also you just finished wrapping a film where Jerry Seinfeld directed. Yeah, yeah. Its called unfrosted for netflix. All about the story of how the poptart was made. Extremely true story [ laughter ] seth like documentary quality. Documentary getting to the hard stuff about the poptart. Yeah, yeah [ laughter ] seth thats very exciting. Its all about seth i mean, must i mean, i find it to be a trip just to talk to Jerry Seinfeld it must be amazing to be directed by Jerry Seinfeld it is its very strange. Just hearing his voice in general go like its Jerry Seinfeld seth yeah. And you feel like someones doing a bit. I feel like jay pharoah is around seth yeah. Because because its just somebody doing his voice but then hes looking at you, talking and saying your name and youre going, okay, Jerry Seinfeld. [ laughter ] like, its hard to get past that seth yeah. Well, im very excited to see this and im always excited to have you here. Congratulations one more time on the book, everybody. [ cheers and applause its its called im not scared, youre scared wait a minute seth all right, hold on. Not all sheep are boring [ laughter ] im sorry, its on sale now. Well be back with more late night. Thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause vo ninetytwo percent of students in highneeds schools cant afford essential school supplies. Subaru and our retailers are there to help by giving millions of dollarsrs in fundining alongh schoolol supplies s students n. We c call it the subaruru loe promise and we a are proud t to be the largest t corporate e supportef adoptaclclassroom. Ororg. 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