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Jimmy this morning, President Biden announced that after days of negotiations, Railroad Companies and unions reached a deal to avoid a National Rail strike yeah [ cheers and applause thank goodness yeah, the president helped broker a deal that went down to the wire all night long, biden was like, i think i can, i think i can, i think i can. Theres no way that there could have been a rail strike under biden. I mean, he rode a train to work every day for 40 years thatd be like a tanning bed shortage under trump you know what im saying yeah, a strike would have meant lots of amtrak delays and cancellations. And now that the strike has been avoided, there will still be delays and cancellations. I mean, its just [ laughter ] i saw that mike pence was in the news i guess he stopped at a college and went to a Basketball Court and took a video look at the video he posted. Jimmy hey yeah he drained the shot. Yeah in fact, pence was so impressive, he actually is starring in a new basketball movie, whitest man cant jump. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] im looking forward to it. Some business news, walmart has a new online feature where you upload a seminude photo of yourself, and then you can virtually try on the clothing to see what it would look like on your body kind of weird when a company is like, go ahead, just send us your nudes. [ laughter ] you go well, this is fun. The finalist for the National Toy Hall of fame have been announced. And some of the toys include litebrite [ applause ] love litebright pound puppies. Steve oh jimmy and nerf of course, nerf. [ applause ] of course, there were a lot of toys that failed to make the cut this year. Of course, first theres square ball [ light laughter ] next up is 10volt slinky. Thats a tough one and finally, of course, mr. Mashed potato head its just they didnt make it this year [ applause ] you guys, before we go any further, i have to issue a a quick apology. On tuesday, we here at the tonight show forgot to acknowledge a very important holiday. Thats right im talking about National Bald is Beautiful Day [ light laughter ] it happened, and we didnt say anything so, to anyone out there who celebrates, i just want to say that im sorry [ laughter ] i know its a special day for you, and you deserve to feel special. So, whoever you are, i hope you have the best, shiniest, smoothest day, even if youre hiding under an obvious toupee moving on. Here we go [ laughter ] some some sports news tonight was the debut of thursday night football on Amazon Prime Video [ cheers and applause its a pairing its a a pairing that actually makes more sense than you think. Watch this this fall, amazon is the home of thursday night football because only amazon can bring you the best throws. 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Jimmy oh tariq oh, what jimmy roll the clip. Schnucks is recalling ground beef sold in its store on Mid Rivers Mall drive. This recall is for fresh ground beef, ground chuck, and ground sirloin sold today between 10 15 in the morning and 2 30 in the afternoon. Tariq what i mean, youve got to be kidding me jimmy im sorry about that, tariq. Man, i was going to make surf and turf. I guess ill just have surf. Jimmy that still sounds pretty good. Tariq yeah you know me. Always got bumble bee smoked clams in my kitchen. Im a certified seafood fan. Seafood fans may want to take a close look inside the kitchen. Bumble bs voluntarily recallsome of its ed clams for sa concern tariq come jimmy im sorry, tariq im sure youll figure something out for your barbecue tariq whatever no surf, no turf i dont need to cook anything. Ill just chill in my backyard maybe kick back in one of my new outdoor metal hanging chairs i got them at tjx. Outdoor recall alert for tjx customers. The Department Store chain is recalling roughly 5,200 outdoor metal hanging chairs [ laughter ] tariq fine, but if i cant cook or sit, im still going to get the yard looking fresh with my new sun joe cordless lawn mower. Jimmy thats cool. Tariq yeah, i usually try to get the whole family out on the lawn and then line the kids up around me they like to lay down in the grass and watch daddy mow. We have a recall alert for sun joe lawn mowers. The company says the mower blade can detach unexpectedly. [ laughter ] tariq im over it, man im just going to listen to some music on my new headphones jimmy oh, cool what brand are those tariq hearmuffs. The fda is recalling tens of thousands of hearmuffs over exploding batteries. They can rupture, burst, and then cause burn injuries tariq god [ bleep ] damnit thats it, im out of here jimmy come on now, hey [ cheers and applause jimmy tariqs going cool down a little bit. Theres a lot of stuff a rough weekend. We have a great show tonight fred armisen is here, tonight. [ cheers and applause Letitia Wright is on the show. And we got magic from david blaine [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with fred armisen, everybody. Come on back tariq [ cheers and applause jimmy is there any way that can you do some different Spanish Speaking accents tonight on our show and show everyone the difference i can, yeah i can do some. Venezuela is kind of the tone of venezuela is a little bit like, oh, you shouldnt have done that. [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughterer and applalause how goodod does it f feel to d everythingng on their schohool list, and all l the thingsgs they l, at pririces you cacan affor . To k know the lulunches you packck with loveve, are fifilled withh qualality ingrededients. When y you can savave on serving frfresh looks. S. Anand when thohose first d das are dedesigned to o last. How good d does it feeeel, whwhen you canan celebratetg wins, withth low priceces . 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Season two premieres tomorrow on hbo and hbo max everyone, please welcome, fred armisen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy fred armisen ah, come on jimmy fred armisen, welcome back to the show thank you jimmy thanks so much hows it going . Jimmy its going fantastic its going great great jimmy you know whats i saw you backstage. Yeah. Jimmy we were talking with david blaine, and i didnt know you guys knew each other congrats thanks. Yeah [ laughter ] jimmy your friends with a lot of famous people, but we were talking and then you actually said that youre getting into magic yeah, i started doing magic myself a little bit, and so im going to do a little bit for you now. [ cheers and applause jimmy well, i mean well, fred but yeah. Jimmy yeah, but you know, David Blaine David Blaine is coming on the show hes doing a trick for us later on hes one of the greatest magicians. But thats like another level. This is me, like, starting to get into it and to get the feel for it [ laughter ] but you can all see this, right . So so, jimmy, im going to need your help with this jimmy yeah, wow. So, who was the first president of the United States jimmy george washington. So, here he is. Okay and he was the first one, so that is one. Okay so, you see there. Jimmy uhhuh so, he was the first president jimmy oh, yeah and after him came a second president. So, were going to do this twice. Jimmy ooh, i think second president. Jimmy yeah and so, when is your birthday what whats the the number of your birthday . Jimmy say it out loud . Yeah. Jimmy 19 19. Okay so, one. Okay and then a ninth of this, okay so [ laughter ] so jimmy 1 9th. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy 1 9th of thelar. Yeah, this is correct. O right. [ laughter ] so so all right. So, the third president so, the third president isnt here why . Because hes not here. Jimmy the third president is not with us no . Okay nor is the fourth. So, we can see that there isnt a fourth president here. [ light laughter ] jimmy uhhuh okay. And so, what is the month of your of your birthday [ laughter ] what whats the month jimmy it is this nine nine. Okay jimmy nine so, we had the ninth before, so weve got this here jimmy yep. And then jimmy yep. Now jimmy uhoh. Nine okay. So, we got nine. So, if you count to nine you know how to count, right you learned in school, right [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i did. I remember do you . Do you remember it [ laughter ] have trouble counting . Jimmy no okay. Jimmy you want me to count to nine . Okay, so lets count slowly so, one. Jimmy one. There you go. Theres one. Jimmy yep. Two jimmy two. Sorry. Together three [ laughter ] four five six. Seven. Eight. And then, so whos the so, who was the first president of the United States [ laughter ] jimmy dont even tell me george washington. Unbelievable look at that [ cheers and applause wow. Thats un its unbelievable thats did it work jimmy wow. Thats amazing [ cheers and applause yeah, it. That was amazing thats really good thats really can i watch that back jimmy no, no we dont have time for that. [ laughter ] we dont have time for that. Okay. Jimmy but thank you so much for bringing that trick. Thats amazing yeah. Jimmy you really are getting great. Lets talk about los espookys. Yeah. Jimmy season two season two. Jimmy tomorrow on hbo, hbo max. It is [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy ive been waiting so long to see this thanks. Jimmy gosh, i loved season one. It is right now 100 fresh on rotten tomatoes, by the way, if you want to see something 100 fresh. Aw. Jimmy for people if you havent seen it, can you can you catch everyone up . What is the show about so, its about a a group of four friends who have a a business where they hire themselves out to scare people its, sort of, like the opposite of scoobydoo. Theyre like, just hire us and well do, like, hauntings, and seances, and things like that. And it takes place in a, sort of, fictional latin american country. Jimmy yeah, was that on purpose . Why would you why is it just because thso many different rs and stuff we didnt want to have to do, also, like, exact that you have to guess where they were from. Its better to just keep it because we had some actors from mexico, panama, el salvador. So jimmy on the show before, weve youve done many different impressions and accents. Youve done different states i think you did all 50 states at one point is there any way that can you do some different Spanish Speaking accents tonight on our show and show everyone the difference i can, yeah i can do some. Lets see. So, mexico is, kind of, singsongy and its got a little bit of drama to it. So, its a lot like [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughter ] [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughter ] cuba is they, sof, hover around the connts. Spng nonesh ] laughter and applause ng nonlish ] [ laughter ] and venezuela is kind of the tonevenezuela is a little bit like, oh, you shouldnt have done that. [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughter and applause [ speaking nonenglish ] and so, colombia is a little bit, like, this, sort of, ohio or the oregon of south america its almost like a newscaster spanish. [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughter ] like leaning in on the sh chile is a little bit like theyre almost like saying, i dont feel like talking right now. Theyre a little hesitant. Its almost like morse code. Like [ speaking nonenglish ] [ laughter ] that kind of thing and then brazil brazil, thatortugu its not spanish but theyre [ king nonengli [ laer ] licome to the party. It is, thats always been in there like the come to the [ king nonlish ] [ hter ] come to [ king nonenglish ] jimmy thats how you do it, right there. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ah, thanks thanks yeah, thanks jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. 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All right [ cheers and applause all right, so, the First Impression im going to do is an instagram drummer like, for some reason on my feed, i get these videos of drummers who like to do closeups of their kit. And theres a lot of, like, gimmicks and stuff on their drums. [ light laughter ] so, every time so, instagrams a little bit like [ laughter and applause when i was a teenager, i think like a lot of im just going to do like, drumming through different ages and i think teenagers tend to, like, lean in on fills instead of the beat, like the regular beat i used to play kind of like you know, barely doing a beat, like that was, like, teenage drumming yeah [ cheers and applause you know, like, really struggling with it then in my 20s, i was in this band, and we played really frenetic, fast music and i just feel like i was just out to prove that i could play really quickly with a lot of changes. Like that kind of thing like just really, really busy. [ cheers and applause thats, like, you know, in my 20s. And then in my 30s, less toms, less fills, but, like, lots of cymbals to make up for it. So like [ cheers and applause then thanks then in my 40s, no cymbals, high hat very closed, and like really leaning in on the kick drum so like this is like 40s thats like 40s drumming yeah, thanks [ cheers and applause and so now in my 50s and this is the truth. This is, like, the groove i most like to play. This is the volume i like. Im most comfortable doing this [ laughter ] and [ cheers and applause thanks its really i love that i love that feel so, i think with that trajectory, as i, you now, go into my 60s and 70s, i think my drumming style is going to be this [ laughter and applause jimmy fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause season two of los espookys premieres tomorrow on hbo and hbo max. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Letitia Wright stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause the trailer by the way, the trailer got 172 million views in just the first 24 hours yeah. Jimmy it, like, broke the internet yeah, it did. Jimmy its unbelievable. Im so excited about this. And you unfortunately got injured while you were shooting this film. Yes jimmy and you look okay now. Are you doing better i mean yeah, it was just an unfortunate situation that happened but it took me out for, like, three months. So, i went home. I got my mind back together. I got my healing back together and i went back and i finished strong so, if you want to see how that turned out, november 11th. Jimmy yeah, exactly right. [ cheers and applause you finished it. Im so happy im glad youre better thank you jimmy what can we what can you tell us about black Panther Wakanda forever . Well, firstly i can tell you, you know, the first movie did so well. Jimmy yeah you know, we made a Cultural Impact and change. Jimmy you did. And this film is were trying to follow that that same theme, you know, of inspiring, you know, everybody that goes to see it. We have new cast members, such as dominique thorne, michaela coel. Jimmy yeah so, its jam packed with lots of adventures but it i feel, for me, its a beautiful contribution to chadwicks legacy. I feel like its a love letter to him i know every day that i went on set, i focused my energy on on each scene to dedicate it to him. I wanted to dedicate excellence to this film so that he could be proud jimmy yeah oh, i love that. [ cheers and applause we love him. Yeah. Jimmy oh, my goodness. I cannot wait. I cant wait yes jimmy do we know who will be the new black panther okay, yo, quest, somebody come get your man. [ laughter ] jimmy no you cant i am sworn to secrecy jimmy of course. By the marvel spies that are around here somewhere. Jimmy yeah, theyre in the all right, all right i just thought, maybe, you could just give us [ drum roll no okay november 11th jimmy all right. November 11th, were going to find out i dont want to i dont want to get you in trouble. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Lets talk about your movie, though, the silent twins. Yes jimmy what a great story this is. Yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Moving, youre fantastic in it thank you jimmy its based on a true story. Mmhmm. Jimmy how did you hear about this i heard about the twins by watching a documentary years ago. And i was so intrigued and i always wondered if it would ever be made into a film fortunately for me, that became true, and i got to greenlight the film i got to star in it and produce it jimmy look at you. [ cheers and applause look at you now. Come on. Look at you. And its a beautiful story about twin sisters, june and Jennifer Gibbons they grew up in the 70s in wales. Unfortunately, they had a terrible experience of racial injustice, marginalization, and they used silence as a way to protest against how society made them feel and unfortunately, that led to them being placed the into a a Psychiatric Hospital for 11 years and our film our film takes a deep dive into the Wonderful World that they created in secrecy to survive its a rich world of creativity and im so proud of it jimmy because they would talk to each other yeah, just to each other. And to everyone else, they were silent and they thought it was a mystery, but our film unlocks a little bit more about why they they were the way they were jimmy ah, its fascinating i want to show a clip. Heheres letititia wright t in sisilent twinsns. Take a a look at t this. Jenny did i it arrive yeah bototh the arart of conversatition. Hururry, open i it. How do yoyou open it . T . P push. Anand lift [ gagasping were writers now were writers now jimmy yeah, youre writers now. Come on. 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You showed me some rehearsal footage backstage. It is its insane i dont know how its not even a magic show. Its i dont know how to describe what you showed me. Its like trust me. Get there and do it. Youll experience this what do we how do we even maybe we try something with all of you guys . [ cheers and applause yeah, lets try something with everybody. Jimmy already . Already . What are you doing already everybody, i think you all have an envelope under your seats. You do, too. Theres an envelope under your seats. And it says, do not open. Everybody hold that envelope up good great. Just rip it open, and theres a deck of cards in the envelope everybody open the box and pour all of the cards into your hand make sure they dont spill and turn it face down. Good the box is empty great. Put the box on the floor you dont need it. Turn all the cards face down hold it in your hand just like that perfect. Great. Is Everybody Holding the deck face down . [ audience responds okay i want everybody to just pick up a bunch of cards. And everybody show us everybody show the card that you cut to so turn it over. Jimmy okay, show it . Yeah, turn it over. Great. Did you all do that, just like jimmy . Yes leave that file face up, and put it on top of the pile in your hand with just like that so, spread through the faceup cards to the last face up card go ahead, spread through and youll see theyre all different, until you see the first face down card just like jimmy. And put the face up pile on the bottom now everybody just put them on the bottom yeah, just like that perfect. And watch they dont spill theyre a little slippery. Okay, so, were going to take five cards so, count five cards one, two, three, four, five. Yep, take five cards good is everybody has five cards which is like a poker leave them face down in your hands, everybody. And get rid of the big pile. Throw it on the floor, whatever you want [ light laughter ] jimmy big cleanup here tonight. [ laughter ] great okay, now, choose anybody in the audience at random i dont care just call somebody out its up to you jimmy all right. I will say that guy over there with the striped shirt right there with the blond hair. Oh, great can you stand up jimmy yes. So pick a number between one and five say it out loud. Four. Four . Everybody take the fourth card and hide it in your pocket so, count face down one, two, three, four. And take the fourth card, and hide it in your pocket dont let anybody see it or sit on it if you dont have pockets. Everybody hide the card. Everybody did that yes okay, get rid of the other cards. Get rid of all the other cards we dont need them everybody drop them on the floor. Jimmy floor, yeah. Yeah, its unbelievable. [ light laughter ] now, now, jimmy jimmy its great to see you, buddy yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy, we brought some pins theres pins could you grab these little pins right here . Yeah jimmy yeah yeah, yeah. Jimmy okay this is going to be fun [ light laughter ] jimmy what are you doing to me, bud . I dont know. And i dont know. Can you look at them, make sure theyre real pins . Dont hurt yourself. Dont, like, snap one. Jimmy yeah, okay yeah, this is yeah, its a real pin jimmy these are pins and theyre sharp jimmy yes, yes i know, questlove, dont freak out. Yeah yes, these are sharp pins. Can you pull one of the pins out . Jimmy please dont make me do anything to you, david. [ laughter ] cause i honestly, i love having you on the show i dont like hurting you and can you lets see if we can do it on your desk actually here. So, im going to try to stick this in. No, you know what . Can you hand me the deck of cards . Great. So, lets do like this here. Im going to use the you see all the cards in the deck. So, well use here. Well use maybe the joker card as a best card so, here well use this card, the joker jimmy okay so we use the joker, and im going to bend it a little more like that so itll stick jimmy okay so, now im going to take the pin, and stick it right in the card like that now itll stick. You see that jimmy okay so, the pin is definitely sticking into the card jimmy, hold your hand like this no, youre not going to do anything yeah, yeah, your other hand. [ light laughter ] your right hand. Open, open, open good make it yeah. Just feel gently feel it. Is that really a sharp pin gently, gently its really there . Jimmy yes. Sharp jimmy yes. Yes jimmy yes. Okay, good. So, jimmy, what were going to do is were going to slam questlove ah your hand down onto the pin as hard as you can [ laughter ] questlove ah jimmy no, no, please, let me just but let me just show you like this. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Please dont one, two, three jimmy ive had, like, hand injuries, david. Please, please, ive had were going to do it like this look, one, two, three jimmy david. Were going to slam, but right in the middle. Jimmy ah, ha, david no were going to go together. Ready . Jimmy no, please, please, please one, two no, im just kidding jimmy ms [ laer ] queve ah[ ap ] j i cado it. I t. You freak me out jimmy, come back. Jimmy youre going to make me do that i didnt make you do that jimmy dont make me do that, please oh, my gosh. Jimmy, before we do that jimmy yes, what jimmy, before we do that, we see all the cards in the deck are different, yes jimmy yes. Im going to run through the cards, and i want you to just try to see one inside im going to run through like this it might be hard to see. Try to see one inside if you can. But dont say it jimmy yes. You got one jimmy yes. Okay. Give me your hand again. [ laughter ] were going to slam together as hard as we can jimmy david. And youre going to slam as hard as you can with me you have to trust me on this ready . On one, two by the way, nobody should try this [ laughter ] no kid should do this. Im a trained magician one were going to go together one, two jimmy, together. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Jimmy, what was the card you thought of jimmy five of hearts [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause but but wait wait, wait hold on. But before jimmy did this, you all cut the cards, and you all took a card at random. Then you cut and you thought of a and you hid the card can you all pull your card out together [ audience exclaims and can we see what card you all have [ cheers ] jimmy come on ladies and gentlemen, that is exactly how you do it right there. David blaine right there [ cheers and applause oh, my god you guys, david blaine when does the show start well, hold on, jimmy. No, no, no jimmy, so, youre okay theres nothing here but i wanted to up it a little bit. I brought Something Else can you i brought a box of nails. [ laughter ] jimmy, can you pull out the box of nails and the bowl . Yeah, take them out. See, theres a bowl. Jimmy yes. Yeah, you can here, ill move this. You can yeah, we j need the yeah, perfect. Can you checat theyre rea nails, jimmy [ t laughter ] jimmy lets go to commercial, and then well figure it all out. Were not going anywhere. [ laughter ] dump them all into here. Dump all the nails into the bowl can you mix them around, make sure theyre all real nails . Check them mix them up. Are they real nails . Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yes, they are very sharp, heavy, real, metal nails so, these are real nails. Is that true jimmy yes. Are they sharp . Jimmy yes. Theyre very sharp oh, you picked one up let me see that one. [ light laughter gimme. Yeahe, ioing to bite jimmy yes. [ audience ohs ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy david david, what in the world david blaine is eating nails right now. This is insane [ laughter ] this is this is all real. This is crazy. You want some jimmy no, thank you. [ laughter ] i dont want to eat how how is [ coughing [ light laughter ] how did you just stop eating nails [ laughter ] stop eating david oh, my god this is insane right now david blaine is eating a bowl of nails right now how in the wait, jimmy, just just push right here for me [ audience ohs ] [ drum roll push right here, lightly yeah, lightly. Go ahead push lightly [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much for, uh for i feel like i still have [ light laughter ] jimmy david, dont do this no, dont do this. No, not the oh, my gosh, another nail oh, my gosh. This is insane [ audience ohs ] jimmy its not a nail. Oh, its not [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] jimmy david blaine, [ cheers applause d blaine live begins september 30th at resorts world on the Las Vegas Strip well be right back with more tonight show. 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And you gave me some merch backstage. And you can you kind of see it it says, in spades here. Yeah, you can kind of see it on the back you can kind of see it when the light reflects its very cool but then you did something, of course, only david blaine would do which i love this. So, its just like, thanks, dude, its a white tshirt love it. When you shine a flash on this if you take a photo i dont have my phone with me. But if you have a flash here. Jimmy were going to bring out a phone. Hold on a second so, look at this ill just take a photo of me wearing this white shirt and then, if you turn the flash on so, if you take it like this jimmy look at look at the photo. You can actually see, like it really jimmy yeah, can you see this [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah david blaine, everybody, the one and only my thanks to fred armisen, Letitia WrightDavid Blaine Las Vegas resorts world come on im there. 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