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Jetblue and spirit its the perfect marriage between broken tvs and broken planes its unbelievable. [ laughter ] its thats right spirit agreed to a deal with jetblue and cancelled their merger with frontier airlines. Today, frontier was like, well, its spirit, how did we not see this cancellation coming . [ laughter ] some news from washington, President Biden is celebrating a huge win after senator joe manchin suddenly agreed to support his climate and economic bill, meaning it will now most likely pass [ cheers and applause this is this is a huge victory for biden. In fact, right after the announcement, his Approval Rating skyrocketed to 11 . [ light laughter ] steve oh jimmy switching gears. Apparently, this year, hershey doesnt think theyre going to be able to meet the demand for halloween. [ audience oohs on a related story, bidens Approval Rating just fell back under 10 [ laughter ] did you guys see this . In an effort to be more ecofriendly, cocacola announced that sprite will no longer be sold in green bottles. Most americans heard and were like, damn, that was the only green thing in my diet. [ laughter ] thats right everyone had the same reaction theyre like, make the bottle whatever color you want. Its all getting filled with vodka anyway, right . [ laughter ] hey. Steve make a noise fill it up jimmy thats right sprites getting rid of the green bottles cause theyre not environmentally friendly i guess that explains this new ad i saw watch this Health Ade Kombucha is proud to announce our new all natural completely waste free bottle kekevins handnds. Yup, no bobottle, no canan just kevin find him and lap it up out of his hands like a dog thats how it works now. Health ade kombucha. Its in kevins hands now. [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah well, get this, a new viral tiktok trend people are dropping jalapenos in their wine and calling it spicy rose tariq come on. Please thats not a new viral trend ive been drinking spicy rose for years. Jimmy really tariq yeah, yeah, yeah but i like mine extra spicy. Here let me show you how i do it. First, you take any glass of rose, any old glass of rose. Then you simply add a few squirts of franks red hot jimmy oh, man. Tariq a little bit [ audience oohs jimmy i dont know i dont know tariq just a little bit. Just a little something. Then youve got to take a little bit of tabasco, right jimmy yep. Tariq tabasco sauce. Just a little bit. Something light. Then you need a little sriracha right . Youve got to really hit it with that sriracha [ audience oohs jimmy all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah tariq a little bit of sriracha right . A few red pepper flakes, right, for the rim. Jimmy yeah tariq and then you garnish it with a carolina reaper. Voila. [ audience oohs jimmy wow. And you drink that tariq hell yeah. Cheers [ cheers and applause jimmy how does it how does it taste . I will remember you will you remember me [ applause ] steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy thats a shame steve he loved his spicy rose jimmy spicy personality. Steve hes very spicy. Jimmy yeah, moving on. [ laughter ] my favorite steve he drank it again. Jimmy no, my favorite is that questlove cant laugh because hes got novocain on the side of his face [ laughter ] its the funniest thing ive ever seen. Hey, this is fun today is National Water park day. Steve hey jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause there are so many great water parks out there, i just saw this interesting promo to celebrate them take a look at this. Happy National Water park day. A day that honors all our countrys water parks, like blizzard beach, hurricane harbor, splashing safari, bacteria bay, rash rapids, e. Coli creek, floating band aid bayou, covid cove, dippin diarrhea, and hepatitis c, National Water park day. Sponsored by penicillin. [ cheers and applause jimmy well, everyones talking about this in just a few minutes, beyonce is releasing her new album renaissance. [ cheers and applause which means tomorrow, all banks and government buildings will be closed. Yeah [ laughter ] speaking of beyonces new album, it was actually leaked yesterday in her fanbase, the beyhive is pretty upset about it steve yes, we are. So rude. It really made my blood boil [ light laughter ] jimmy youre in the beyhive . Steve uh, yeah remember since sasha fierce. [ laughter and applause why, you dont expect me to love music or appreciate a a queen wearing her crown . [ cheers ] jimmy no, i just didnt know that we were both members [ cheers and applause well, this is cool mtv has added a category for best metaverse performance to the vmas yeah best metaverse performance there are so many great artists who performed in the metaverse this year. So theres gonna be some competition. Check out this concert post malone did in the metaverse. Steve oh hello i am going to do singing of my song now activate music lets have fun time tonight. Baby you are my wife hello. [ quack thank you. I did the music. [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, i heard about a a man in florida who was arrested for a dui at walmart after he crashed a motorized scooter into the shelves [ laughter ] wait a second, walmart, drunk, scooter crash, arrested bingo i got florida bingo i got it, yeah [ cheers and applause and finally, fancy feast is opening up a popup restaurant in new york city that will serve cat food inspired dishes when you sit down, the waiter is like, sparkling, still, or from the toilet . [ laughter ] we have a great show, everyone Mark Wahlberg is here. [ cheers and applause Mark Wahlberg. The very talented billy porter is on the show [ cheers and applause and weve got great music from ajr, tonight [ cheers and applause lets go right some thank you notes. Come on over lets go [ cheers and applause jimmy guys, its the end of the week thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and, of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause and i was running a bit behind so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, i would write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause appreciate it. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please hes in a good mood. Steve wow. He blinked jimmy thank you, chipotle, for raising prices but if you really want to make more money, lower your prices and start charging for the bathroom [ laughter and applause steve nice charging jimmy thank you, mike pences new book, so help me god, for sounding less like the title of a memoir and what more like what your dad screams eight minutes into every family road trip. [ cheers and applause thank you, climbing onto an inflatable pool float, for basically being an aquatic sobriety test. [ applause ] thank you, beyonces new album release. [ cheers ] im excited, but is it okay to release something this fire during a heat wave [ cheers and applause steve fire beyhive. Oh, behave jimmy thank you, watching movies in the park, for being the best way not to hear a film and hurt your back [ applause ] thank you, guys who wear tshirts in the pool, for basically saying, i dont want anyone to see my body, so instead i vacuum sealed my torso under one millimeter of wet translucent fabric. [ laughter and applause every curve. Steve vacuum sealed. Yeah jimmy thank you, great danes, for letting everyone know you have a big apartment. [ laughter and applause we get it. We get it. The dog is yeah we get it. You have a lot of space for the dog. 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Jimmy i missed you the last couple times we talked was through zoom yeah, which is crazy. Jimmy yeah, and now were here thank you for being here in person how are you . Hows the family im good. Everybodys good kids are good. Theyre all almost grown you know, were about to have our own little empty nest. Yeah jimmy you are, really . Well, not, yet but like my youngest is 12 jimmy youve got some time its right around the corner [ laughter ] it goes by fast. Jimmy thats got years you got years yet. Shes already traveling the world jumping horses and doing her thing. Jimmy you sent me a photo. Here, look at this how gorgeous come on, how cute is that . [audience aws of course, she picked the most expensive sport possible but [ laughter ] jimmy did you try to talk her out of it or anything . No. She loves it and she takes so much pride in the little stuff shes at the barn everyday shoveling poop shes up before me jimmy look at this shot. This is grace. Look at this if you notice, shes looking at the photographer. Shes not looking where shes supposed to be jumping [ laughter ] jimmy she knows. Shes like insta, insta, yeah [ laughter ] and how are the boys boys are good i got them playing golf. Jimmy thats amazing and now, my wife cant tell me i cant go play [ laughter ] i just say im going with the kids jimmy its daddyson time. Its a boys trip. We just went to england and ireland and played and hung out. Jimmy that must be amazing no, i didnt give them any guinness theyre 16 and 14. Jimmy i didnt ask that question at all. [ laughter ] 16 and 13, almost 14. Jimmy yeah, im sure, 16, yeah are they good at golf . Are they like their dad . Theyre better than me. They started young, so theyre smart, you know. They like, well, actually they started on punishment, so they could only play golf, which was good and then they actually started to like it so now theyre continuing to play jimmy yeah, i think thats the way to do it why not, yeah. Put them on lockdown and give them a club [ laughter ] jimmy i saw a photo, you and james caan together here at a golf tournament. And he just passed away. This is you, james caan and Sylvester Stallone at a charity. This is at an event. I believe it was at jimmys event. Yeah, he threw an event every year at el cab jimmy what was he like what was james caan like the best. Jimmy just great the first time i worked with him, he goes, you know im a dream to work with, right . [ laughter ] and then i literally called him the dream ever since jimmy is that right . You know, im a dream to work with. Hes amazing. I got to spend some time with him not too long ago, actually we went to go and visit another friend i went to his house, hung out and then we realized we had another friend, who was a dear friend of ours who was not well so, we kind of put jimmy in the car and went to see him and we got to, yeah jimmy hes a good guy, right . Yeah. It just puts things into perspective. I mean, life goes by so short. So, everybody, people, friends, getting older, reach out to them tell them you love them. Stay as close and connected as possible jimmy were going to miss james caan [ applause ] i want to talk about your new movie, me time. Because, you know, kevin hart, hes a pal of the show and i think you guys would be great together is this the first time you guys worked together . It is you know, we met long ago. And he was like, i want to work with you. I want to work with you. So i like, cool i cant wait. And then id like send him all these different ideas. He passed on everything i sent him. [ laughter ] and then, all of a sudden, he sends me a movie where im supporting him and then hes got me ass naked, excuse my language hes got me in daisy dukes on a boat im like, is this supposed to be funny, or are you just making fun of me [ laughter ] jimmy i think the first scene, youre naked in the first scene. Yeah. In the very first scene in front of like, you know, a crew of 200 people, another hundred extras but i had sneakers on. Jimmy that counts. I had some Travis Scotts on jimmy that counts as something. And i heard that you invited him to work out with you and he refused. Kevin. Oh, he never showed up. [ laughter ] hes so busy, he barely showed up to work i mean, i was just looking at our text chain earlier and its like, im on my way, buddy. Ill be right there. Running five behind. Im five minutes behind. Always yeah jimmy hes doing something yeah, which is amazing. I mean, he really, kind of we started joking about it, about all the Different Things that we do outside of our primary business jimmy kevin harts the busiest man on earth yeah, but you know what what i loved about him, and i love about you, and i love about will ferrell, is that guys just generally, nice guys, who just genuinely like to make people laugh [ audience aws ] and when you get into the snapping and going back and forth with kevin, hell start it hell Say Something to insult you. But then hell Say Something after when you come back at him to make you feel bad [ laughter ] jimmy hell Say Something real nice. Hes really slick jimmy he is a pro. Hes finessed it. Jimmy can you tell me what the movie is about and who you play i play a guy named huck dembo, who is his best friend who has never quite grown up kev plays the stay at home dad whose wife is finally like, shes going on a job, shes taking the kids. So shes kind of encouraging him to go and have fun jimmy yeah and ive never grown up im hanging around with, basically, teenagers or kids half my age. And i screw up his whole life. Everything that he has thats safe and comfortable gets destroyed by my craziness. Jimmy hes just trying to get a little me time yes jimmy and you destroy his life yes and its quite fun and funny, because john hamburg, whos fantastic, he wrote and directed it. Hes just done this great job of really kind of making it entertaining for both kids and adults like theres lots of great adult humor in there, but kids dont quite get it and then theres lots of great stuff for the kids as well jimmy i want to show everyoyone a clip. P. Heres m mark wahlbeberg and kevivin hart in n me time. Takeke a look atat this. Wakake up dont f flick him you hahave to gentntly grasp cocover his momouth and blblow , steadydy breaths i into his nostril. [ tireres skiddingng ] weere here fofools. 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For this first challenge, well have 30 seconds to fill our cups with as many green skittles as we can [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Whoever gets the most, wins. Just only green skittles i feel like you have more green in your bowl already this feels rigged to me [ laughter ] its just a Boston Celtic thing. It looks that way, but its not, really. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah its a boston thing. All right. We have 30 seconds on the clock. Ready, set, go [ cheers and applause oh, my god. This is not good jimmy oh, no i put an orange one in there its going like a yeah, now you got to clean it out. Jimmy i messed up. I messed up. Thats jimmy yeah, thats thats where i quest, youre making me nervous. Oh, no. Jimmy how many seconds oh i got a red one there. [ light laughter ] eight. Audience eight seven. Six. Five four three. Two. One. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause i got a couple of others in there. Jimmy what do we how do we know . We have to count them out . I just figured if i went back and just started taking them out, you lost so much time, man. Jimmy oh, wait so, you already have all the colors so, i totally win. I got i win that one, right you ghat one. Jimmy all right, i got that ol, cheers right . It s like edamame jimmy right . Yeah, hang on. [ applause ] all right, who went wait, youre getting them out as youre pulling them out and counting them . All right, i have this many. One, two [ laughter ] yep. I got, like, 15 or something what do you got . I got more than 15. [ light laughter ] jimmy you do oh, yeah you crushed me Mark Wahlberg wins that one. I i didnt have the right amount [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause no, you lied too jimmy you win round one. You like to win and then say you lost jimmy no yeah, exactly. I see the game. [ dropped cup [ audience oohs jimmy all right, here we go for this next challenge for this next challenge, well have 30 seconds to see who can get the most ping pong balls into a red solo cup oh, gosh. [ audience oohs jimmy i think i dont even know if i beer pong jimmy i dont even know if i can get one in i think you play this game for a living professional beer pong jimmy actually, i am yeah, i get paid on the show to play beer pong [ laughter ] its a great gig, man. Its a great gig all right, lets get 30 seconds on the clock for real, i dont think im going to make one. Jimmy all right, good luck here we go [ laughter ] go [ cheers and applause oh, [ bleep ], not even in the area i dont even have the right no, im not even close jimmy i i now im drifting oh, my gosh i havent hit the cup yet. Jimmy im throwing two at a time now [ laughter ] jimmy i got one. I got one. [ laughter ] i got one in. Jimmy yeah, i got one too. Oh, my gosh, two i got two jimmy ooh. 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[ cheers ] jimmy welcome back to the show you know, a lot has happened since youve been on the show last yes jimmy yeah, and now you just became a twotime tony winner congratulations. [ cheers and applause two times jimmy two times a strange loop. Jimmy a strange time a strange loop is one of the greatest musicals jimmy yeah ive ever seen. Make sure you get your tickets jimmy go see a strange loop. And go see it, yeah jimmy how do you get involved with a strange loop the producer, barbara whitman, called me up. And she said she was looking for celebrity producers. And the story is about you know, it follows a queer jimmy yeah mans story as he tries to, sort of, figure out his way as a writer, musical theater writer in show business. And i had seen it off broadway and never in a million years i thought it was brilliant never in a million years did i ever think it would make it to broadway because broadway didnt have things like that, so jimmy yeah you know, its such a gift and a blessing to see that kind of change and to see my own personal story jimmy that story be told reflected yes, reflected back at me in a broadway musical. Its its stunning. Jimmy its good. Its stunning. But its also funny too. Yes jimmy weve had them on the show the cast was just amazing. And when you see everyone get together, you go, oh, my god. Of course, this is the best. And then won best musical. It won best musical jimmy congratulations. Yes [ cheers and applause jimmy go see it go see it. We had we had our our pal, jane fonda, was on the show the other day oh. Jimmy and she she showed us a picture of this movie that shes working on uhhuh. Jimmy and its her, rita moreno it is lily tomlin. It is sally field. It is sally field, yes. Jimmy and billy porter, and tom brady. Yes jimmy thats the ca yes, it is. Jimmy yes, dude. That is the cast [ laughter ] what can you tell us carrying some other people too. Yes, its its called 80 for brady, and it follows the 2016 super bowl, i think, where he came back you know, thats not my ministry [ laughter ] but i heard that they came back and won. And so, four four broads who are tom brady fans jimmy yeah win tickets to the super bowl and they go to meet tom brady at the super bowl. And i play the choreographer director of the halftime show. I mean, who else [ cheers and applause jimmy wait, but at the halftime show, are you saying is there a jane fonda is there a not there theres a little bit of a moment. Theres a little bit of a choreographic moment dont if you blink, you miss it, but its fun jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i want to ask you about this because this is i was, kind of, exciting i like to be, kind of, a a matchmaker here on the show. I heard that oh. Jimmy you and j. Lo are youre on a mission to become best friends with j. Lo [ laughter ] and i want to be i want to be able to i want to help this, push this forward. Okay. Jimmy you want to be besties with j. Lo. We all do. We can we can push it forward. I she called me she reached out to me to introduce her for her iheartradio. Jimmy oh, yeah she got honored. They were giving her a big award. They were honoring her jimmy i actually saw this. Yes jimmy you did a great job. And so, you know, i did that for her because, i mean, shes j. Lo i mean, come on. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause if j. Lo calls, you answer jimmy always and so, i called and we met and we hung out. And then she invited me to dinner afterwards. And ben was there. [ cheers ] and i was like, oh, shoot, can we be friends . [ laughter ] and they said, yes, we can be friends. So jimmy any projects coming up with with jennifer not yet, but im trying jimmy all right, here we go jennifer im trying, girl. Jimmy yeah you got that script, honey. Read her after your honeymoon. [ laughter ] jimmy after the honeymoon. You know, last time you were on the show, i believe we we debuted the cover of your memoir oh, yes jimmy and it now it is out. And now it is out jimmy people can [ cheers and applause people can read it your storys out it has so many stories in here yes, there are. Theres a lot. Jimmy i i was going to ask you, how do you choose what gets in the book and what doesnt get into the book . Well, im an overachiever jimmy you are. And you know jimmy thats how you have that in common with j. Lo. Yes, thats why we should be friends. [ light laughter ] jimmy exactly. And my editor you know, i was supposed to give, like, 75,000 words jimmy yeah you know, true to form, i turned in about 137,000 words. Jimmy thats exactly right and so, they were like, were going to have to cut this down. So, legal came in and stepped in and thats how jimmy they said we cut it down. Some of the legal stuff, they were like, okay, you cant say that. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant you cant say that you might get sued. Im like, well, its the truth. Theyre like, yes, its your truth. Jimmy yeah yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] but theres some theres some unbelievable stories in here thank you i jimmy and it must feel good right now. Im really proud of it. I am go buy it jimmy yeah, go check it out. So we can get on the New York Times bestseller list [ cheers and applause im very proud of the work jimmy and now youve directed your very first feature film yes jimmy anythings possible. Yes jimmy on yeah, prime video right now. [ cheers and applause anythings possible. Congratulations. Thank you jimmy busy, busy, busy thank you jimmy how would we set this up how would you set this film up for everyone okay. So, anythings possible is a a romcom, comingofage tale in the spirit of old john hughes movies but the cast is populated with what the world looks like today. Our lead, our heroine is a a black trans girl whos a a senior in high school. She gets a boyfriend she gets into college. Its about trans joy its about celebration [ cheers ] jimmy yeah its about celebrating the joy. [ cheers and applause and its pretty magical. Jimmy yeah, it is. Not only did you youre getting great reviews, congratulations. Thank you jimmy but also, the soundtrack yes jimmy has all original music. Yes jimmy and a lot of it you we did. I i executive produced the album with Justin Tranter on my label, republic records, where im, actually having my own music come out very soon, you know, later in the fall. [ cheers and applause jimmy ooh i come with adult pop, so get ready. Jimmy adult pop . Im coming im coming jimmy in the fall . And so, its coming out but this is, sort of, a precursor to that. I have five brand new songs that i wrote with Justin Tranter and his camp. And we curated the album its about 90 , i would say, queer artists. Jimmy yeah good for you and its great. So, go listen to the album im trying to bring back the days when the album was associated with the movie. Remember yall remember waiting to exhale . And, you know jimmy yeah the preachers wife and the body guard, and stuff. Jimmy yeah, yeah i do yeah there was soundtrack. Jimmy yeah, soundtrack is good honey, the soundtrack of your life. [ cheers and applause jimmy i i dont want to make any predictions or say anything, but already youve won you won the emmy, the grammy yes jimmy and the tony yes jimmy the two tonys. Yes, twotime tonys jimmy this im just saying you directed a great film. You did a great soundtrack you sing on this im just saying, im ready for an egot with two ts. Listen. [ cheers and applause jimmy an egotts. An egotts. From your lips jimmy with two ts. With from your lips to the ends when its two ts, honey. Jimmy two ts. Egotts. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. This is anythings possible, directed by billy porter take a look. We could live our own life right now or do whatat people exexpect of usus and spendnd th of o our life wowondering whwha. [ lilight laughthter ] yes. Jimmy yeah, i love that. I love i love movies like that i love it. Joy its about joy, yall. Jimmy i love joy speaking of joy yes jimmy the cast ive read some articles. The cast have said that youre so fun to work with on set and they said that in almost every situation, you can make any situation into some musical moment yes jimmy and it reminds you of a song or youll start singing and youve just made it so loose and fun. And so, i thought, we oh, lord. Jimmy we always we always have a spare mic oh, lord. [ cheers and applause jimmy just in case is there is there a song what are you thinking . What are you feeling what would you like to express and tell well, its funny you should ask. [ laughter ] i love it so much her and i am telling you [ cheers and applause im not going away im staying im stayin and you and you and yo yourena love me [ cheers and hey youre gonna love me [ cheers and applause jimmy yes are you kidding me . oh, my goodness look at that look at that look at that, buddy youre a hit come on. Look at that standing ovation [ talking over each other thank you jimmy we always we love anythings possible. Thats amazing streaming now, anythings possible, on prime video. More tonight show after the break, everybody [ cheers and applause hey, dad. I got an a on my book report. And i scored a goal on ashley. Thats cool. And i went for a walk in the woods and i didnt get a single flea or tick on me. You are just the best. Its probably because of that flea and tick medicine youve been ordering from chewy. We are very proud of you. You never stop surprising us, bailey. Right . Im great. You are great. I wonder if baileys ever done a book report. 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Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers a and applaususe announcerer from 30 rockekefeller plalaza in new yorkrk, its late nightht seth meyeyers. Tonight