Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests post malone, Phoebe Robinson musical guest 2 chainz and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you oh right back at you. Oh, right back at you. Please welcome oh, it feels good. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody, here from new york city. [ cheers and applause you guys, it is friday [ cheers and applause all right, lets get to the news and jokes well, all eyes are on washington this weekend where Trump Supporters are holding a a big event to protest the election supporters of President Trump are expected to descend on the nations capitol saturday for whats been dubbed the million maga march [ laughter ] jimmy usually when you see a million angry Trump Supporters this time of year, its because starbucks released their holiday cups [ laughter ] were saying, merry Pumpkin Spice latte again we are were saying itll be exciting for a Million People to show up and then be told by a white house intern, he left for florida yesterday. [ laughter ] actually, i hope trump walks out on the white house balcony and serenades the crowd with a a rendition of dont try for me, argentina. [ laughter ] dont try for m maga peopl the truth is i never liked you [ laughter and applause i dont want to go to erie, pennsylvania i shouldnt have been there. I had it in the bag. Speaking of the election, the department of Homeland Security looked into trumps cams of voter fraud and heres what they found the president s own department of Homeland Security has released a statement calling last weeks election the most secure in american history, saying there is no evidence that any Voting System was in any way compromised [ laughter and applause jimmy americans are like, who do we believe the Trump Administration or the Trump Administration . [ laughter ] yep, they said the election was the most secure. While the president is the most insecure [ laughter and applause listen to this, the Trump Campaign just shut down its voter fraud hotline because it was flooded with prank calls [ light laughter ] its not a great sign when your fraud hotline is riddled with fraud. [ laughter ] yeah, they shut down the hotline because of pranks. Also because a bunch of confused people kept calling in asking how to baste a turkey [ laughter ] just make sure you take the plastic bag out of the [ laughter ] thats the biggest mistake everyone makes. [ laughter ] this is Pretty Amazing today, trumps press secretary Kelly Mcenany was asked if the president would attend januarys inauguration check out what she said. It would look pretty bad if he did not attend the inauguration it would look like sour grapes, wouldnt it . I think the president will attend his own inauguration. He would have to be there, in fact [ laughter ] jimmy the anchor was like, right anyway, back to the news here on earth. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, bidens got it all locked up and last night he was officially projected to win another big state. Nbc news now projects joe biden as the winner of arizona. Jimmy you know, ive got to be honest, its really starting to look like trump wont win the presidency [ laughter ] im just saying. You can tell trump is mad. Today, he called mexico and told them they could have arizona. [ laughter ] this afternoon, the state of georgia was also called for joe biden. Okay, now im really thinking trump might not win the presidency [ laughter ] i think trump is out of ideas. Today, he asked, is guam a state . Probably 80 electoral votes in guam. Meanwhile, speaking of the president elect, yesterday biden got a very special congratulatory phone call. Watch this biden has continued to field congratulatory phone calls from world leaders, including a a phone call with pope francis it was a great call they talked about faith, peace, and what its like to take over for someone who wont leave. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im a little surprised the pope called biden hes always seemed such a big fan of trumps [ laughter ] it seems like theres so much going on right now trump still hasnt conceded the election the Masters Tournament just kicked off baby yoda is being canceled online [ laughter ] and mountain dew just released its own cookbook theres a lot to go over so lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for news smash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, the masters. The tournament started yesterday and the grand prize is worth over 2 million everyone is waiting to see who is going to win or lose it all down in georgia. Speaking of losing in georgia, President Trump [ laughter ] lost the election fair and square but refuses to concede and now some of his supporters plan to watch on washington. He could stop all of this, but he continues to divide us, almost as much as baby yoda. People [ laughter ] people are not happy with him. In a recent episode, he ate the eggs of an endangered species and some people are saying he should be punished [ laughter ] speaking of being punished for something you ate, the new mountain dew cookbook. 96 pages of recipes like mountain dew Mozzarella Bites covered in flamin hot cheeto crumbs thats a heart attack waiting to happen. Which is also a good way to describe President Trump [ laughter ] l he spent all week claiming voter fraud and tweeting conspiracy theories. Come on, man, you lost even the pope said biden won at some point you have to look at the president and go, stop being such a baby. [ laughter ] he really shouldnt have eaten those eggs they belonged to that nice frog lady who clearly told you to stop, even though she sounded like [ imitates frog [ laughter ] which makes about as much sense as a mountain dew cookbook [ laughter and applause mountain dew jalapeno poppers. Mountain dew pancakes. Mountain dew code red brisket. [ laughter ] actually, that last one would go really well on a sandwich sand wedge [ laughter ] which theyll be using tariq, i can hear you laughing [ laughter ] which theyll be using at the masters. I always wanted one of those classic blazers. Theyre so tacky and green like the mountain dew cookbook. Fire up a blender and toss in baby yoda. In conclusion, do your best. Do better. Better dew maybe dont. This has been a news smash. [ applause ] hey, listen to this. If youre looking to get away for a few days, i heard about a new place that you can rent. You can now spend a night in the mansion from the bachelor and the bachelorette for only 6,000 a night, you can rent the home on airbnb jimmy six grand might sound steep, but the genital warts you get from the hot tub are free so far theres only one review, and all it says is, my black light threw itself in the tub. I dont know what to make of this one some towns in japan were having problems with bears. So they tried a new way to scare them off check it out countryside towns deploying these monster wolves to scare bears away from homes. Flashing lights, 60 different sounds and a head that can sense motion jimmy i fully support not shooting bears, but sit more humane to give them a heart attack and finally, this is a great a 102yearold woman just became the worlds oldest curler here she is. Ah i just got word she got suspended for performance enhancing prunes thats right, a 102yearold curler every time she steps onto the ice, her hips are like, lola, you crazy bitch. We have a great show give it up for the roots we have a great show for you tonight. His new show post malones Celebrity World Pong League premieres november 18th on mentions watch together feature. Post malone is here. [ applause ] plus, shes the host of the podcast black frasier, Phoebe Robinson is here [ applause ] and great music from 2 chainz. Thats what he does. Cant go for that. He samples it, slows it down so its like my name is dee nice, so though i hate to admit it thats your goto call me dee nice jimmy guys, one of our favorite guests, jerry seinfeld, is going to be on our thanksgiving show, our thanksgiving night show. To talk about his book, is this anything . Thats perfect for him. This book is incredible. Its every joke that hes ever written in his 45 years of doing standup comedy, all in here you can just pick it up and read it. Oh, a secret message dear jimmy, take five paces to your left. Now turn 180 degrees take five paces straight look at your desk. Its jerrys book. Oh, cool you get this book, and you can just read it to your friends and your family. Its like youre doing the best standup routine in the world its really that great the best joke book that you can buy. We wanted to try something fun called the seinfeld challenge. So pick up the book and record yourself reading your favorite routine, like youre doing standup. But dont do a seinfeld impression do it as you, just be yourself then send it to us by going to tonightshow. Com seinfeld challenge. For more details were going to play some of our favorites for jerry on the show and see if we can make him laugh with his own jokes it will be fun [ applause ] did you hear Billie Eilishs new song did you hear it today . It is called therefore i am. It is a jam. Its great you know, she can do no wrong in my book and her brother, amazing but billie eilish, its such an out of the park, its left field sound. Its a crusher but it just came out today and she has a new music video and its awesome she filmed the whole thing in an empty mall. She rides the escalators its cool. If you havent seen it, check it out it was the number one trending video on youtube all day today and almost no one is in our video right now. So i thought i would have fun recreating the video here at 30 rock. Unfortunately, it didnt go quite as planned take a look. [ applause ] sir, sir, you need to put your mask back on. Jimmy oh, sure i was trying to lipsync. Sorry. Stop, what the hell are you talking about hey, youre going to sanitize your hands . Jimmy what i just saw you touch the wall are you going to touch your face are you going to touch somebody elses face . Jimmy im going to touch my face no, i get it it spreads germs sanitize. Jimmy i will, yes. Hey, six feet jimmy sorry, were trying to make a video. No, six feet. If you cant do it, ill help you. Im not your friend are you kidding me . Jimmy where do you come from, are you following me around i expect safety but you cant just touch food with your bare hands now i have to throw away those pretzels jimmy i just wanted a pretzel, thats all. Yeah, are you going to pay for it jimmy no, i thought they were free. Oh. I bet you think everything is free get out get out jimmy this is my studio. This is where i work out, out hey jimmy stick around well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Come on back weve made a lot of breakfasts. And along the way, we noticed something was missing. A warm cinnamon roll for breakfast, or with breakfast. A fluffy blueberry muffin, from the drive thru youre already driving through. A glazed apple fritter, which might find its way into your coffee. These are options every breakfasthaver should have, and now. They do. Meet the new bakery sweets at mcdonalds ba da ba ba ba we undeniable finally, a mopping cloth that kills 99. 9 percent of germs. From clorox. 99. 9 percent of germs. Ojust one jar of olay retinol24 . Hydrates better than the 100 retinol cream. For smooth, bright skin or your money back. Olay. Face anything. And try new retinol24 max. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. Shall i put her in snow mode . Nope what about offroad mode . Nah. Sport mode it is. Lets see what this baby can do. Or. We could check out that Farmers Market . No you know what . Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. Jimmy test [ cheers and applause ] my name is denise, and although i hate to admit keep going, keep going. Jimmy no see jimmy and you dont know how i did it what comes after that jimmy this is dee nice hey, guys, its friday and usually when i take care of some business, you know . Get some things done but the day got completely away from me. I was i was splitting wood all morning. Splitting wood . Jimmy and i forgot to write my thank you notes i would like to take this time to write out my thank you notes. Is that okay can i get some music, please thank you, pennsylvania election officials, for making sure the only fraud in philly is a cheese steak at subway. Thank you, coronavirus vaccine, for being a scientific marvel that will save humanity. Or as millions of americans put it, thats all good, but when is the gummy version come out . Thank you, masters golfers for showing us the coolest kids in khakis all month well, almost the coolest kornacki kornacki thank you, friday the 13th, for being the scariest day of 2020, after halloween, election day, and pretty much all of march, april, and may. Thank you, i hops new family nies meal. Or as most of us put it, yes, this is for my family. So ill share. Well all going to share the feast. A little short stack for the table. You know me well. Jimmy im not even im just going to have another fruit salad. Been there before jimmy yep. Thank you, strawberries, for being the only fruit that needs a pour strip someone got it i like the delayed laugh thank you, bosh restoration carving in spain, for looking like me at the beginning of 2020 and at the end of 2020. There you have it, everybody those are my thank you notes well be right back with post malone this year, our driveways have brought us all closer together. And been our gateways to the world. For over 30 years, lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. In a year filled with memorable ones, heres to one more. The lexus december to remember sales event. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Typically, do not have access to high quality Computer Science and stem education. Growing up, there was a teacher that believed in me and he took the time to invest in me. And that changed my life. 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Hello hello there he go, my baby never answers in the room steps outside, or puts it on snooze he just do whatever he do ou ee ou ou ee ou hello hello hello hello hello hello jimmy my first guest is a sixtime Grammy Nominated artist hes one of the best dudes on earth. His new show, post malones Celebrity World Pong League, premieres november 18th on messengers new watch together feature. Here is post malone posty hello, everybody. Jimmy yeah whats going on, bubba . Jimmy you look good, bud you look great where are you right now, pal im home in utah right now. Kind of just relaxing and trying to stay out of trouble. You know jimmy yeah youre like the mountain air and feels good. You know, i smoke too much, too. So the air really gets to me so i like [ deep breath every time i go up a set of stairs, i cant jimmy yeah, you learn a lesson every time you breathe. Yes, sir, i suppose jimmy have you been i know you probably have, you cant stop have you been working on new music . Yes, sir. You know, its its been a while, you know, getting into the studio and stuff after, you know, kind of i remember the beginning of the whole covid thing, and then when they finally opened up the studio so i could go in and work, and lately ive just been, you know, trying to mess around and make some cool stuff and some funky stuff. And i think were making some awesome stuff right now. Jimmy as a songwriter, is it harder to make music during a time like this, or does this kind of push you to actually make music i dont know. I suppose, you know, maybe not harder, but maybe different. Like ive had more time to be, i guess, introspective you know, kind of not being able to go out jimmy hey, post, i think theres a burglar trying to break into your house. Oh, yeah, these guys i dont know, they just hang around [ laughter ] jimmy you pay them to break into your house . Dude, you ruined the whole bit. This was supposed to be the whole bit for the show [ laughter ] jimmy its almost like cato well give them the guest house over there jimmy you pay them to break in just to make sure your Security System works. [ laughter ] you look cool, man hes got no face dude, i like that character, man, no face that guy scared me hey, i want to talk about your new show, called post malones Celebrity World Pong League. It premieres next week on messengers new watch together feature. Which is a really fun feature, by the way what made you think of this idea umm, i guess just being drunk, playing beer pong you know, i figured eventually we want to kind of make it like a league and do like i dont maybe not arenas off rip, but Like Middle School basketball courts. [ laughter ] you know, smallscale type deal but, i want to make it every city has a team, where like the best schools, you know, the best beer pong players from each school have a team and its whole bracket like the nfl or the nba or something. Thats down the line you know, but this show is more about just kicking it with a a couple of friends and just, you know, talking, shooting the breeze, and just playing beer pong, getting a little drunk, you know its a lot of fun. Jimmy i heard a story, and it has to be true, but did you challenge Patrick Mahomes, super bowl mvp, Patrick Mahomes, to a game of beer pong, and what went down . And was there a bet . Yeah. He challenged me, and i was so game and i was like, lets go. We were backstage, i think we were in kc, but we were back stage, and Patrick Mahomes and travis kelce walk in and they were like, lets play some pong. They had just won the super bowl and im like, well, you know, theres no way im going to say no because in actuality, im the best player, i know. But you know, we got down the line a couple of games, and i was starting to get drunk and they get beating us and beating us and beating us. And then i was like, you know what lets keep playing and if you win, ill get a a tattoo of a Kansas City Chiefs logo, and yalls autograph on my arm, as well. Jimmy their autographs yeah, yeah, you want to see it jimmy i cant believe you did this, man. Oh, my gosh. Thats the good stuff right there. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This is on me forever jimmy only you would do that that is so funny, man. Did they freak out yeah, he was like, you dont have to really do it. I was like, oh come on, man, let me do it i told you i would do it. Jimmy i told you, im a man of my word im a man of my word jimmy, will you say hi to my stepmom. Jimmy yeah please i would love to. I would be honored mom. Wheres stepmom . Youre always meeting moms. Jimmy i know the moms dig you. Jimmy yeah this is jody. Jimmy oh, come on. What, are you kidding me hi, nice come on nice to meet you are you having fun out there in utah we love utah. Great, great time. Jimmy it really is good. Stay safe, okay . Thanks, you too jimmy are you kidding me how cute thats so fun. Shes the best. Jimmy you played beer pong against a lot of famous people anyone else we would be surprised to learn isnt really that good . Umm, trying to think. I played with k. D. , kevin durant he was good. Hes a cheater, because his wing pan is like ten feet. Jimmy hes a leaner his elbows were over the line every time you cant help it, though. If youre so your wingspan is so long, you cant help it. Jimmy you cant dunk the ball drakes no good jimmy where did you play brake . In toronto, i think he came backstage at the show in toronto, and we started playing beer pong. I was just like, man, he sucks jimmy youre terrible. If you see this, come meet me again, well play again he was terrible. Jimmy youve beaten me before in beer pong, and i was happy. I was actually it was a badge of honor to lose to you. But i have an idea for a a rematch. What if you and i competed in every drinking game ever in one game im ready to go jimmy post malone and i are going head to head in every drinking game ever, when we come back. More tonight show. Stick around oculus. Whoa someone please help of course. Youre tenacious, ill give you that its ok, im ok. [heavy breathing] where are you . Coming lets do this yeaahh its on woooo whoa. [heavy breathing] rated rp to t. Sweetheart, do my forearms look bigger . They look the same. Ive been spinning faster recently. I think theyre getting bigger. Feel them. [ television plays indistinctly ] yeah, they kind of feel bigger. Yeah, cool. [ grunts ] sorry. Switch to progressive and you can save hundreds you know, like the sign says. 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Im hanging out with my good friend, im hanging out with my son, post malone post whats up, dad . Jimmy since you ore about to launch your brand new Celebrity World Pong League, i wanted to challenge you to the every drinking game ever challenge. Every drinking game challenge okay post, this first one is a classic. The first game were about to play is flip cup flip cup first one to drink and flip all their cups wins. Jimmy nervous at all not at all. Jimmy ready . Yes, sir. Jimmy set, go. Jimmy what is up, man quarters, bounce the quarter off the table into the shot glass. Im going to be straight with you, ive never played this game. It seems a bit premordial. Jimmy here we go on your mark, get set, go. That one went backward oh, my gosh oh, my gosh dude, what is happening . Grandpas got to get back out on the scene this is like old timers day at the ballpark can we have a replay of that, just so post can see the magic of this . Watch this gem boing. Enjoy that cold beverage, my friend cheers cheers, jim jimmy cheers, bud. Never have i ever put a a finger down if youve done the deed first person with all fingers down loses jimmy Three Fingers up i will start never have i ever. Lost 1,000 on a bet specifically 1,000 jimmy in that ballpark over. Jimmy over yeah, ive made some dumb bets in my life. Jimmy im going to say 10,000. Lets do 10,000, too jimmy youve got to put a finger down, oh, my gosh now you ask. Never have i ever taken the postal exam as a career fallback jimmy you sadly know too much about me. My parents really believed in my comedy career and i was a i would have been a great mailman. I got job offers they would have loved me yes, i have done that. And gosh, i love the post office and i love postal workers. Okay, my man, have you ever never have i ever gone out for drinking one night and woke up in a different city. Actually, you know what . Thats bad for me, because i have done that two times. You got one for me never have i ever been mistaken for another celebrity jimmy oh, my gosh. That happens to me all the time tom cruise every time i go out. Tom cruise . Jimmy yeah tom cruise, all the time i get brad pitt all the time beer pong, throw a pingpong ball in your opponents cup. First to sink each cup wins. Jimmy post, since youre the resident beer pong expert, im going to go first. Here we go hey, do you soak your ball, do you get it wet before you throw it yes, sir. Its important to make it jimmy of course its important. Here we go, bud. Thats all right, thats all right. Jimmy come on, bud lets see what you got this is going to be bad. Gosh all right, come on, come on. Lets make it close. That was just ugly, ugly that was just ugly hes a ninja hes a master. On the pong show, i didnt do so well it was not my week jimmy two down here we go gosh i think i just hit you in the nad. Oh, yes jimmy hes the master. He is the master he remains the champion post malone, everybody his new show, post malones Celebrity World Pong League. That is out november 18th on messengers watch together youre the champ, posty. Always good to see you stick around weve got more tonight show. This is the feeling of total protection now that we protect your identity, and mobile phone, as well as auto home and life youve never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today youve never been in better hands allstate family time turns flan brings abuela closer. And a good deal means a great deal. Its ohey. Think youre managing your moderate to Severe Ulcerative Colitis or Crohns Disease . Are you ok . I did. But even when i was there. I never knew when my symptoms would keep us apart. So, i talked to my doctor and learned. Humira is for people who still have uc or crohns symptoms after trying other medications. And humira helps people achieve remission that can last. 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Shes also the host of the buy black friday show airing fridays on facebook. Here is Phoebe Robinson. Phoebe, look at you. You look fantastic thank you so much for coming back on the show thank you for having me you look great, too. Im liking your little white boy i just got out of bed hairstyle. Its very cute but its like, tasteful, you know what i mean its like, youre not like it up. Jimmy thank you. Its like, i could. Jimmy i could, im not, but i could. Thats the best thats the nicest anyone has said to me during this whole quarantine thank you. Youre welcome. Jimmy not only are you working on your third book, but this how cool is this you have your own imprint. How do you like having your own imprint . Congratulations. Thank you its so exciting its called tiny reparations books and, you know, were looking to publish like a lot of women, people of color and queer people and its essay collections, novels, fiction and a little bit of like, you know, sort of nonfiction its really exciting i like being the boss, okay . Its so fun. And then theres like other thing where is youre like i have to think about like Office Supplies cost and people are like, i think i need a printer im like, you dont need a a printer. What you need ink for . Like, what jimmy thank you. Look at it on your ipad dont waste my money on ink. We dont need it im out. Jimmy thats right, good i want to talk about your new podcast, black frasier. Oh, my gosh. I love the name. Are you a frasier fan . I am not. Jimmy there you go, there you go ive never seen it, ive never seen it. But my boyfriend is white and hes between the entire series twice. And im like, can you just, i dont know, read a book by Tony Morrison at this point how much fras do you need in your life . My boyfriend says i like to give a lot of advice, hes said youre black frasier, and the name stuck its been so fun ive had so many amazing conversations with people like Abby Jacobson and john ham and Michelle Obama so its been a really fun first season jimmy at the end of your podcast, i was listening and you read the credits, and you credit sasha and malia obama as your interns but you said youre trying to speak this into existence. And have you spoken things into existence before is that a thing you do yeah. So i really love the secret, and i know that a lot of people make fun of the secret its like its not real or its fake its like you just Say Something and you get it im like well, you have to think about what youre asking for. When people are like, i want to have Michael Jordans baby jimmy no, no he cant got enough sperm for everybody, so youve got to let this dream go. Jimmy thats exactly the right answer i want to mention your show on facebook, too, as well gosh, youre busy and doing so many creative and cool things. So happy youre doing this stuff. Its called the buyblackfridayshow. Can you tell everyone what this show is and how it came about and its awesome that youre doing this oh, thank you weve been doing it every friday leading up to black friday you know, i like to shut out black businesses on my podcast as i was talking to facebook about my podcast, they said we have this show idea, because the stat is that over 40 of black owned businesses are not going to survive the Holiday Season thanks to covid which is thats a huge number, 40, 40, thats so scary. So we use the show every week, i interview three different black owned businesses and it gives them that platform to show off their work that they created and how theyre Building Trust and love in their communities. Its been really, really exciting isnt that amazing . And safely from your own home, youre helping each other and everyone should help each other and support local businesses and black businesses please i think that is a great cause, and i think its awesome every single thing youre doing, i love it pal, keep going. Dont stop i cant wait to see you again soon stay safe and thanks for coming on the show. Thank you so much jimmy my thanks to Phoebe Robinson the buy black friday show airs fridays on facebook and check out her podcast black frasier. Well be back with a a performance from 2 chainz. Stick around, everybody. Who is usaa made for . 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[ cheers and applause easy ready willin overtime good evening boy and girls i go by the nam lil duva aka chest hair shawt i know yall come to see 2 chainz but we got Something Better from the vibe headquarters give it up for we vibin now vibin now back and back and forth and fort and back and back and forth and forth say back and bac and forth and fort and back and back and forth and forth doin such a good jo i pat myself on the back flight confirmation i cash through the ap aint nobody robbin m i answer doors with a strap anywhere i go i put the southsid on the map shorty said she loved me i said i loved me bac tried to cuss me out i aint goin for that said they want my plugs so they ca order the pack but im addicted to the trap you never know ill relapse so i cant go for tha no no no can d i cant go for that no no no can do i cant go for tha no no no can d i cant go for that cant go for that cant go for tha cant go for tha i called your phone you aint answer your i aint goin for the bull like a matador you text me i i dont reply quic you trip im jefe im the highest on the list kick it like jud the numero uno yes im the highness my house so far back in the woods that cant nobody find us my driveway so long that you ca run out of gas keep askin me for money you need to get off your i cant go for that no no no can d i cant go for tha no no no can do i cant go for that no no can do i cant go for tha cant go for that cant go for that cant go for tha i beat the charg and i bounce back dropped 125 and brought a ounce back i got the cognac color on the inside and the forgiatos cuffin with the big tires if your friend com make sure she keep quiet and the next time i see her ill be senile i look around like this must be a mix up i cant mess with y if youre gonna switch u yeah i cant go for that no no no can do i cant go for tha no no no can d i cant go for that no no can d i cant go for tha cant go for tha cant go for that cant go for that i cant go for tha no no no can d i cant go for that no no no can do i cant go for tha no no no can d i cant go for that cant go for that cant go for tha cant go for that [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight everybody