Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests Anthony Anderson, senator Elizabeth Warren, musical guest big boi and sleepy brown featuring killer mike and big rube, and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Hello oh, my goodness, thank you so much, everyone and welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show and the week that Everyone Wants to go away seriously, can we just skip this week . I mean no one wants this week. If 2020 was a week, this would be it, we dont want this week lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, were almost there. We made it to the night before the election seriously, havent felt this stressed out since literally every day since march. [ laughter ] thats right its election eve, and everyone is nervous, President Trump is going to spend all night waiting for Vladimir Putin to come down the chimney. [ laughter ] hahaha seriously, i feel like im at the very top of a roller coaster, and i know the guy in front of me is going to throw up [ laughter ] its like, just brace yourself come on. Yup. Tomorrow, the only places thatll be more crowded than the polls are liquor stores. Three bottles of titos . Yeah, that should get me through the night. Heres how tense things are, earlier today walked in on my stress doll [ laughter ] squeezing himself. Someones in here someones in here lot of people are across the country really stressed about tomorrows election but i saw this commercial for something that can help. Check it out state of the world got you down want to release the tension building inside of you take your mind off your problem with the figgy whatsy. The figgy watsy is a new stress relief toy here just in time for the election you can spin it, you can squeeze it, you can spin and squeeze it yeah, thats been happening. We built for the amount stress people were having two months ago, not off the charts numbers this week. But dont worry, thats why we started selling them in packs of 20. See how many you can break the figgy whatsy for when you need to make the next two days go fast. Jimmy thats right [ applause ] i saw heading into tomorrow that trump leads by 21 points among white voters without a a College Degree in other words leading with any voter who attended Trump University [ laughter ] and this is big. I saw that biden leads trump among black voters by a count of 87 to 5 hang on, never mind. That was actually the score of yesterdays chiefs jets game [ audience oohs listen to this trump has apparently told people that hes going to declare victory tomorrow night if it looks like hes ahead. Trump said this isnt true hes gonna declare victory if hes ahead or behind [ light laughter ] its close in casper, wyomming release the balloons. Its like the guy on man v. Food taking on bite from a 30 foot burrito and slapping his name on the wall i basically did it, right you really want to see me eat the whole come on. What do you think is going to happen the man v. Food guy. At this point the only thing trump can declare without anyone questioning him is bankruptcy [ audience oohs yep. Trump told confidantes if hes ahead on election night, hes planning on just declaring victory early. I thought this was pretty much unheard of, but then i was watching tv last night it turns out its more common than you think check this out are you an older gentleman . Are you running for president in tightly contested race . We know what youre going through and we know it might be embarrassing, but youre not alone. [ sparkling sound premature election because not everyone can raise their polls. [ laughter and applause jimmy well, after his plan to declare victory got out, trump denied it to reporters but check out when he said about counting ballots i think its a terrible thing when ballots can be collected after an election. I dont think its fair that we have to wait a long period of time after the election. Jimmy so instead of the Biden Harris Campaign bus, Trump Supporters will switch to running mail trucks off the road [ laughter ] its always a good time when your candidate says, as long as nobody counts the ballots, the election is ours. [ laughter ] but heading into tomorrow, everybodys eyes on the polls, especially in swing states listen to this in the critical battleground states, a poll from the New York Times in Siena College shows biden leading trump in four key states up by six points in arizona, three in florida, six in pennsylvania and 11 points in wisconsin. Jimmy at this point the best thing biden can do to win the election is to lose his voice. Just dont say anything, dont do anything, just dont put your glasses on or take them off, just dont do anything. Get the corn dog away from him no corn dog no corn dog [ laughter ] dont do it. Just stay home its like bringing kid into antique store. Dont touch anything. Just dont touch anything. I know it looks like its just dont touch. Of course trump is trying whatever he can to turn things around hes been holding rally after rally across the country check it out 14 states between saturday and today. They are focused on pennsylvania trump will spend the entire day on the road holding five rallies. His final one, late tonight in michigan thats also where he held final rally back in 2016 jimmy yep, he wants everything to be the same as 2016. Thats why trump spent half the rally doing the mannequin challenge. [ laughter ] lets talk about the democratic ticket today joe biden and Kamala Harris held their final Campaign Events in pennsylvania, where they were joined by special guests joe biden will be in pittsburgh today accompanied by lady gaga, senator Kamala Harris be over in philadelphia with john legend. The democrats obviously hoping that some star power will add some attention to their campaign jimmy yeah, lady gaga in pittsburgh makes sense i mean, her dresses have singlehandedly kept the Steel Industry in business [ laughter ] backstage, biden was like, say, did you ever tour with a a fella named whistlin frank . [ laughter ] played the spoons. Back in washington, everyones on edge about tomorrow and at the white house, theyre beefing up security. Look at this less than 24 hours before the big day there is a a nonscalable fence expected to go back up around the white house today. Jimmy at this point im not sure if trumps trying to keep protesters out or keep himself in [ light laughter ] oh, and this is making a lot of news at a rally last night in florida, the crowd started chanting fire fauci. And trump had very interesting response take a look. [ crowd chants fire fauci dont tell anybody but let me wait til a little bit after the election [ cheers and applause i appreciate the input jimmy in a few days, we might be getting covid updates from dr. Lil wayne [ laughter ] the campaign has finally drawn to a close and after hundreds of rallies, i think this clip sums up trumps Closing Argument for why he believes he deserves a second term. If youre italian, do you happen to like Christopher Columbus christofor [ laughter ] huh . Jimmy how another one of trumps strongest Closing Arguments. Tariq yeah you know why theyre trying to talk everybody out of voting people arent buying it cnn, you dumb bastards. [ laughter ] jimmy well, this is a big story. The Biden Campaign canceled an event in texas after a pretty scary incident watch this a caravan of President Trump supporters surrounding a a biden harris bus the vehicles tried to slow down the bus and also run it off the road jimmy that was my biggest complaint about this year, it wasnt quite mad max enough. [ laughter ] well, speaking of driving, check out what hertz is doing to help people vote. Hertz, meanwhile is helping people get the polls starting today as part of its drive to vote program, any customer who rents a car for two or more days will get a free rental today. Jimmy dollar rental was planning the same thing, but unfortunately all their cars are active crime scenes. [ laughter ] heres some news from overseas that joke too real for a couple of people. Yeah, thats scaring me. [ laughter ] tariq yeah jimmy heres some news from overseas, just came out that Prince William actually had the coronavirus back in the spring listen to this Prince William, second in line to the british throne, tested positive to coronavirus in april but controversially, choosing to keep his diagnosis a secret jimmy man, Prince William must have gone crazy i mean, imagine being cooped up in just 795 rooms. [ laughter ] heres some news that isnt about the election or the virus. A canadian man sued canada dry for making false claims. Lets see how that meant a b. C. Man has won a Class Action Lawsuit against the maker of canada dry ginger ale Victor Cardoso alleged that the advertising slogan made from real ginger was misleading and the product contained no ginger he was awarded 200,000, most of which will go to legal fees jimmy thats it. Im suing mountain dew for not being made from mountains or dew. [ laughter ] i thought this was organic as soon as they heard that, dr. Pepper started googling how to quickly get a medical degree. [ laughter ] and finally, this is wild. A train in the netherlands went through a safety barrier and almost fell more than 40 feet. But it was saved by a giant sculpture of a whale tail called, this is the name of the sculpture, saved by the whales tail. Tariq what jimmy look at this photo look at this thing i know its in europe, but a a broken train teetering on a whales tail is basically what america feels like today. We have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show for you tonight. His show blackish airs wednesdays on abc, Anthony Anderson is here [ cheers and applause plus here to talk about the 2020 election, senator Elizabeth Warren is dropping by [ cheers and applause and we have great music from big boi and sleepy brown featuring killer mike and big rube [ applause ] hey everyone it is time for latest installment of tonight show polls. Here we go tonight show polls jimmy this first poll asked, are you excited for the election to be over in a few days . 50 said, yes. 50 said, sorry, i was screaming yes, too loud to hear the end of the question. [ laughter and applause this next poll asked, whos back . 33 said, tag team again. 33 said, shady, tell a a friend. 33 said, backstreet, all right. Donald trump said not covid covids gone we rounded the corner. The numbers are saying theres no covid. [ laughter ] this next poll asked, what are your plans for thanksgiving . 10 said, visiting loved ones with proper social distance. 20 said, talking to relatives over facetime. 70 said, fleeing from the house when my uncle says he didnt get a covid test because the tests actually give you covid, right before he sneezes all over the stuffing. [ laughter ] this next poll asked, how do you pronounce Justin Bieber . 20 said, justtoon byebur. 20 said, jetson boobur. 20 said, jeesteen beenburn. 20 said, joostone bleepborg. 20 said, justtoo beeboo. [ laughter ] this poll asked, hey kid, whats your deal . 14 said, back off man. 14 said, nah, dude, i just mean i see you here all the time do you even go to this school . 14 said, just transferred. 14 said, noice well, i must say, youve got moves. 14 said, you dance . 14 said, behind the arcade, just me and some of the guys, unless nasty nash shows up and tries to rumble. 16 said, well you tell nash he better nicen up cause where i come from, we dance for keeps. [ laughter ] tariq oh, man. Jimmy noice, noice, nouice tariq noice. Jimmy noice, noice this next poll asked, whats the best time to wake me up . 2 said, 6 00 a. M. 2 said, 8 00 a. M. 96 said, before you gogo. [ laughter ] last poll asked, do you like small talk . 25 said, depends on the weather. Its definitely getting colder. 25 said, ill tell you whos cold the jets did you see the game . 25 said, i did hey, do you think the election is gonna be called on time . 25 said, im in hell. [ laughter ] thats all the time we have for tonight show polls. Well be right back with Anthony Anderson, everybody. [ cheers and applause election. fisherman vo how do i register to vote . Hmm . Hmm . Hmm . woman on porch vo can we vote by mail here . grandma vo youll be safe, right . daughter vo yes four girls vo the polls voted grandma vo go out and vote its so important man at poll vo woo grandma vo its the most important thing you can do still driving the old [royal model huh . Nt trumpets] ive been looking but i just need someone to tell me what a good price is. Just use autotrader, its the only one with kelley blue book. Tells you if the price is good. Into deals for days. Starting wednesday november 4th score deals like an 88 42 inch onn roku tv and get them at our new deals pickup. 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Usaa jimmy my first guest is a ninetime emmy nominated actor and producer starring on the seventh season of blackish, which airs wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc heres Anthony Anderson. Yeah hey jimmy yeah, neat looking you look good, buddy i love it. Thank you baby. Jimmy you look great, man. Thanks for coming back on the show hey, how was your halloween weekend, did you celebrate halloween . No, i did not celebrate it man. You know, our kids are 24 and 20 now, and theyre out of the house. So there was really no need for us to celebrate halloween. But my wife wanted to decorate and i was like, okay, thats cool. But she decorated the house man, inside and out as if we were having kids come up to the door and i was like i dont want these little covid babies running up to our door, ringing the doorbell, trying to get candy. Jimmy i would let no people come here. No, we normally do it big on halloween in our neighborhood, but, you know, no one did. But she decorated the inside of the house like it was a halloween festival, man. And its just her, myself and our blind dog riley just Walking Around bumping into pumpkins and candy stashes and im a type two diabetic, jimmy, i dont know why shes tempting me with all this damn candy in the house jimmy oh, my gosh. I want to talk to you. Last time i talked to you, you were planning on all these big summer celebrations you were looking forward to, but with quarantine, you cant really do that i mean, you were going to get your star on the hollywood walk of fame, and you were going to turn 50. I did those things still happened, they just didnt happen like we wanted them too. There was no pomp and circumstance for the star on the walk of fame i had 11 people there, eight family members, my manager who spoke, my agent, and george lopez, who spoke at and my mom, who spoke as well. Oh, i would be remiss if i didnt show you this can you see that jimmy yeah its my hollywood walk of fame ring. Jimmy wow. That george lopez and ced the entertainer got for me jimmy holy moly, thats a nice ring, wait, why do they why, because theyre your friends yeah, well, george lopez got his star on the walk of fame he was the first one of our whole crew so he bought the ring for himself. Cedric the entertainer was the next one of our crew who got it, so he bought ced a ring. I was the third in our crew, so george and ced put in and got the ring and our crew is me, george, ced, d. L. Hughley, don cheadle and chris spencer. So, the next person who who i believe is don whos next in line, well all pitch in and get him his hollywood walk of fame ring as well. Jimmy i saw a fun video that you posted of you and your son celebrating your star on the walk of fame lets take a look at a little bit of that right here [ laughter ] jimmy come on, dude. Come on, dude. [ laughter ] i dont think thats the song that was playing when we were dancing on the strip, jimmy. Jimmy we couldnt clear that song. No, i understand. I understand just want the world to know thats not what was playing from my car. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant afford that, man, come on [ laughter ] thats dream come true, man. Thats pretty cool you have a star on the hollywood walk of fame yeah, man, it is. And i went to hollywood high, literally across the street from where my star is. And never in a thousand years did i ever think walking those streets that i would be immortalized on the hollywood walk of fame jimmy congrats and i want to throw this in there, my mother has vowed to come out there with her assistant once a month to clean my star. Mama, november 5th is your month. Come up, its your day of the month, november 5th. Jimmy oh, my god oh, my god she has to come out jimmy no, do not make your mom clean your absolutely not, no, no, youre a big boy. They she offered it, jimmy. She offered it jimmy youre a big boy now, you dont do that, come on, man. Youre 50. Yes jimmy thats amazing you look fantastic 50 years old thank you babe. Well, you know, black dont crack. It does chip a little bit though, and it starts to rot on the inside jimmy wait, i have to talk about this, you did something very big recently, i think like around two weeks ago [ laughter ] i have to talk about it. Can we yeah, lets talk about it you know what, i went and had because i turned 50, i went and had a colonoscopy done, it was that time. Jimmy yeah you know, i had been getting the psa, the blood test done up until then but turning 50, and i should actually had this procedure done when i was 45, so im a a little late to the game. But i wanted to document it to take the stigma off of getting a colonoscopy, especially for men of color, to go in and get this checked out jimmy what is it like . What do you do what is it like . You know what, man, they give you you change your diet four to five days before, and its a a low fiber diet for obvious reasons. Jimmy yeah the prep day is the most difficult day and difficult is the only word that i can use, because its not that bad. You have to flush yourself out they give you a solution to drink. You cant eat any solid foods and you go into the Doctors Office the next day, they give you the michael jackson, you lay it out for an hour and a a half, and you dont feel anything before, during or after. Jimmy you dont. And so, your back up and youre like, everything went well it was best hour and a half nap sleep that i had the procedure only took 15 minutes, and as i posted on my social media pages, i had a a clean bill of health, you know, there were no polyps, there was nothing there. [ clapping ] so i did that so i could get men, especially men of color, to go into their Doctors Office and get a colonoscopy done its better to have it done early and understand what it is that you need done if you need something done than wait to the last minute and the outcome wont be so great. 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We all need to get out and vote my thoughts are hopefully if everything goes according to plan we will have a 46th president by the name of joe biden and a Vice President by the name of Kamala Harris but lets take this time to encourage people to get out and vote, no matter what your Party Affiliation is, you cannot complain if you do not go to the polls. You cant. You know, so go out there, exercise your right to vote because that is our power. That is our power of a a democracy and of the people of the United States of america. So please go out and vote. Jimmy now youve actually been an activist since you were in College Tell Us about that yeah, man, i went to Howard University my first bit of activism came when we took over the Administration Building as a a freshman there was a klan rally in washington, d. C. , a klan march that i went out to protest a peaceful protest but found myself on the wrong side of nine Police Batons you know i probably said something in the moment but it was my First Amendment right to say what i wanted to say. And so ive been in these streets for a while protesting for what i feel is right not only for me as an africanamerican male in this country but for the community and for the people at large. So this is nothing thats new to me. Its been 30plus years for that i wear my wounds i still have a couple of scars and scrapes from that afternoon as an 18yearold but im proud of them. I get to sit and tell these stories with my children and people like you who listen jimmy i never knew that story. Good for you for protesting but gosh, its a peaceful protest i hope everything just stays peaceful. I hope so too, but a change soon come. Jimmy i want to talk about the new season of blackish, congrats, it is your seventh season and the network asked you to do additional episodes for this season. Yeah, you know, abc and disney are really supporting our show they had originally had us coming on in the spring but we all felt that the optics of that would be as if our voices are being muted. And our voices needed to be amplified even more so during this time, so here we are. Jimmy you do a great job balancing all that, by the way the episodes weve talked about before, you had i mean some of them are just serious but you always do something funny in there somewhere so its entertaining, but also very topical and informative and you do everything. Its really a welldone show weve got to get you on the show man weve had the roots on as animated characters. Why couldnt jimmy come on down here why couldnt we have fallon on the show jimmy i would love to do that, come on, kenya im going to make a phone call and see what we can do jimmy i want to show a a clip Anthony Anderson this wednesdays episode of blackish. Take a look. Oh. You missed a place setting no i didnt yeah you did. Uhuh revolutionaries, they sit at the counter. Can you believe junior called me the man i registered voters in compton, i protested the lapd after rodney king and i went to the million man march. You didnt go to the million man march. I would have went had i not sprained my ankle. Jimmy Anthony Anderson everybody. Catch blackish wednesdays at 9 30 on abc. I love you buddy thanks so much for coming on and stay safe. Hey i love you too jimmy. Thanks for having me mama, i love you jimmy i love you too ma. 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Californians for safety and justice. And the California Democratic party. They all agree that the size of your wallet shouldnt determine whether or not youre in jail. So, vote yes on prop 25. Jimmy my next guest is a a senator from the great state of massachusetts its my pleasure to welcome to the show, senator Elizabeth Warren hello senator. Hello jimmy thank you so much for being on our show again. Oh, its good to be here. Jimmy we are just one day from election day. One day one more day i dont know about you, i cant wait i cannot wait. [ laughter ] jimmy please get this just get there, lets go how do you think joe biden is feeling . Is he nervous . Is he anxious . Is he excited . You know, i havent talked to him for a little bit now, but what i think is he just feels sense of enormous responsibility you know when joe biden says that this is a fight for the soul of our nation, its not a a bumper sticker, its truly whats in his heart. And he sees what its been like for four years with a president who lies to people, a president who were in the middle of a pandemic, 229,000 people have died and the president doesnt even seem to care. Joe biden knows that we need a a new president , we need new leadership, we need a competent government, and i think hes feeling that responsibility and that sense that he is called to this moment. Jimmy yeah youve recently spent a lot of time campaigning for Vice President biden in different parts of the country what kind of issues were coming up the most . So, ive been lots of places ive been to minnesota, wisconsin and maine and new hampshire, and just today, virtually, down in North Carolina and georgia and back out in wisconsin again. You know, the number one thing people talk about is life and death. I mean they talk about it in lots of different ways, but they do it they talk about this coronavirus, they talk about the fact that eight months in, donald trump still doesnt have a plan and then they also talk about longterm on their health. That next week, donald trump and the republicans are going to be in court trying to get the Affordable Care act repealed thats going to take away health care from tens of millions of people its going to take away protection from tens of millions more who have preexisting conditions and that is something i mean, this is like our basic thing, we help take care of each other joe biden has committed to protect the Affordable Care act, to expand on what president obama got passed and lower the cost of prescription drugs. Hes got real plans and hes got real plans to deal with the coronavirus. With testing, listening to the scientists, the doctors, contact tracing. Making sure everybodys got protective equipment this is a big difference this truly, this election is going to be an election of life or death for a lot of folks. Jimmy when ive heard you talk about joe biden, you often talk about empathy yeah. Jimmy why is that important for you to bring that up you know, i never would have believed that that would be the most important thing for a a president because i thought that everyone who would run for president would have that basic empathy, but donald trump has shown over and over that he only cares about one person, donald trump and he talks about the coronavirus as if it is an inconvenience to him or since he got 100,000 of great medical care, thats all that really matters. Joe biden is a person who understands what americans are going through right now. You know, hes a man who has suffered personal loss a wife, a child, and then an adult child, to lose them. And hes also a man who has spent his whole life in service. You know, its easy to skip across what that means Public Service he spent his life working for other people and i cant think of a better antidote to donald trump than joe biden. Jimmy and youve also known joe bidens running mate senator Kamala Harris for a long time. Do you remember when you guys first met . Oh, yeah, im telling you, theres a woman who knows how to mix it up it was back during the financial crisis, in 2008, these giant Mortgage Companies were cheating people it was going to cost lots of people, millions of people, their homes. And kamala was attorney general in california. I was back here in massachusetts, i was a a professor. And boy, i was ringing the bell as loud as i could, and she jumped in that fight, we became partners we stayed partners in that fight and a whole lot of fights since then shes somebody who knows how to get in there and fight for people and i love that about her. Jimmy what is the likelihood that well know who the president is tomorrow night . Well, you know, heres the thing about democracy, it really kind of has these two parts to it. First one is every american citizen should get a chance to vote thats just our baseline but then every ballot that gets cast gets counted. And that means we may need to have a little patience we may need to stick in there just a little longer especially because with the coronavirus, a lot of people have voted early a lot of absentee ballots. And its going to take a little longer to count them and counting them all means democracy is working so the way i see it, is were in this fight, one more day for election day, everybody vote, and we stay in this fight until every ballot gets counted. And then, were going to celebrate, and then, were going to get right back in the fight. [ laughter ] jimmy what is your voting plan, by the way have you voted so i havent, were going to vote, bruce and i are going to vote tomorrow, old school, down at the Elementary School near us weve been doing that for a long time. We take bailey and tie him up outside, he does a little politicking with folks who come by [ laughter ] you golden retrievers do not understand about social distancing and hes there. Jimmy i have one too, oh yeah you know, you know. Jimmy yeah you also know about the shedding right jimmy my gosh, yeah. But theyre so cute, its all worth it its totally worth it were going to go down there and vote thats reminder, for every person who hasnt voted, inperson tomorrow, thats way to do it theres a tradition for this its safe for people to do that everybody is masked up plenty of Hand Sanitizer theyve taken lots of precautions. Everyone who hasnt voted yet, iwillvote. Com. Get instructions where you can vote, what you have to do about registration, what i. D. You have to bring. Iwillvote. Com, everybody votes, our democracy wins jimmy i love that. Real quick, last question for you. So you vote, come home, are you going to watch the news all day long and into the night . Or what are you going to do to distract yourself . I cant that would absolutely make my eyelashes frizz off. What is to be learned from 2 of precincts reporting no bailey, bruce and i, big bowl of popcorn and we binge watch something, then every now and again make the flip over, check where things are going, then flip back. Until were deeper into it jimmy i love that. Im going to do the same thing good. Jimmy senator Elizabeth Warren, thank you so much for coming back on our show. I appreciate this. One more day thats it. One more day. Jimmy well be right back with more the tonight show everybody. With more the tonight show everybody. Did you know prilosec otc can stop frequent heartburn before it begins . 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Jimmy performing we the ones give it up for big boi and sleepy brown, featuring killer mike and big rube [ cheers and applause if we dont stand u we fall down without exception, this matter reaches terminal velocity we the ones who fight so i speak for reception of this philosophy fight, test your might come on we the ones who fight we the ones who fight stand up to oppressio stand up to all aggression stand up, its time to choos so your children will never lose stand up, you know its righ stand up with all your might cause you know that we the ones who fight all i know is to keep on goi just pretend, yeah, to carry on, carry on we the ones who fight said all i know is t keep on goin just pretend, yeah to carry on, carry on we the ones who figh all i know is to keep on goin just pretend, yea to carry on, carry o well, well elevated thinking higher learnin and no, i aint talkin bout this cooki that im burni my sermon is for the children and for the mommas an the daddies that aint earnin now cvs is burnin but thats just superficial on the surface the people up in arms cause they killin us on purpose and now they pray for cal cause america is nervous ya heard me . Thank you for your service from a family o military vets my granddadd and daddy them were militar yes god, god bless the dead protect the livin an give us the spirit the keep on killin, cause we the ones who fight al i know is to kee on goin just pretend, yea to carry on, carry o we the ones who figh said, all i know is to keep on goin just pretend, yeah to carry on, carry o we the ones who fight all i know is t keep on goin just pretend, yeah to carry on, carry on well, well i have a cousin named robert, robert was a robbe until my partner snitche on him and my cousin got called up first he was tried then he was convicte after he was sentenced found convictio through religion reformed, robert told me we should only pray to allah told me i should humbl myself, take my shahad you never know, the final day could be tomorrow told em peace be upon him and i hopped out the impala my other cousin trapper wanna be a rappe lean sippin, ring drippin dresses very dapper i asked him why he do i he tells me, cause its simpl my body is a temple any dwellin soul and im gon furnish mine in fine fabrics and gol he told me that we hebrew and we should pray to yahweh as you smoke the zi and dip down on the highwa hopefully to heaven somebody call the reverend, cause we the ones who fight all i know is to keep on goin just pretend, yeah to carry on carry o we the ones who figh said, all i know i to keep on goin his fists tha are cuffed tight no longer enough for this fight between darkness and ligh we must test our true might no time for the ones who migh only the strongest willed that will desir to instill righteous fire in those theyve sired who figh this a new flight plan applied in course of truth, not fiction no longer is the focus the irrelevant frictio between the yellow the red, the blac and white ma we seek the true sourc speak with a new voice times up, can no longe afford the expense o givin you choice we now demand compliance cant withstand defiance clear your soul and mind of pseudoscience an archaic premises theres no right defense you either with me or nemesis we the ones wh fight [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you to big boi, sleepy brown, killer mike and big rube more tonight show when we come back, everybody [ whispering ] whats this . Oh, are we kicking karly out . We live with at t. It was a lapse in judgment. At t, we called this house meeting because you advertise gigspeed internet, but we cant sign up for that here. Yeah, but im just like warming up to those speeds. Youve lived here two years. The personal attacks arent helping, karly. Dont you have like a hot pilates class to get to or something . [ muffled scream ] stop living with at t. Xfinity can deliver gig to the most homes. Uber and lyft are like every big guy ive ever brought down. Prop 22 doesnt help their drivers it denies them benefits. 22 doesnt help women. It actually weakens Sexual Harassment laws, which are meant to protect them. Uber and lyft arent even required to investigate Sexual Harassment claims. I agree with the la times no on 22. Uber and lyft want all the power. So, show them the real power is you. Vote no on prop 22. 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