Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240712

See you tomorrow or if youve had a vaccine, or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. I just look and feel better. I got real relief with cosentyx. Watch me novartis is committed to supporting our community. Learn more at cosentyx. Com. Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Sandra oh. Cohost of cbs this morning, gayle king an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with thomas lang. And w seth meyers. Seth hows everyone doing red, blue, 16 percent undecided. Here we are a nation divided. Novartis is committed to supporting our community. Tonight . Someone on twitter said my haircut makes me look like a but 2020 had us shook. Substitute High School Teacher so we gave the world another look. Who drives a miata and saw a future of differences celebrated. And that really made me laugh. So thanks for hitting my funny bone every voice advocated. Joe lamore just imagine the possibility. Of a world where we are we. Lets get to the news. During the Democratic National Convention Last night, former second lady, dr. Jill biden swipe, lift, spin, dry. Spoke from a school where she slam, pan, still. Fresh taught english in the 90s and she vowed to continue teaching move, move, move, move english as long as her husband aaaaand still fresh. Continues to give speeches degree. Ultimate freshness former Vice President joe biden activated when you move. Was officially nominated last night as the democratic partys president ial nominee, although massachusetts almost really biffed it. Massachusetts cast 30 votes for Bernie Sanders and 83 votes for mark wahlberg, i mean joe biden. Former Bush Administration secretary of state colin powell endorsed former Vice President joe biden last night at the Democratic Nation Convention and said quote, on day one he will restore americas leadership and our moral authority, then added, by finally ending those wars i helped start like 20 years ago, probably time to wrap those up during an event yesterday, commemorating the 100th anniversary of the womens right to vote, President Trump attacked former fist Lady Michelle obama and said she was quote, in over her head. I dont know about that. She went to harvard law. She could easily be the next president if she wanted to and instead, she just produces shows for netflix. If anything, shes in way, way under her head burke just an app. neighbor uwhatcha working on. Its called signal from farmers, and it could save you up to fifteen percent on your auto insurance. When she was asked in a new simply sign up, drive and save. Interview, if she plans on leaving congress after this term, House Speaker nancy pelosi we are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum said, quote, you are starting to sound like my husband. To which the interviewer has a stronger signal and faster speeds. Responded, nancy, you know i dont appreciate that tone its not just fast its super fast. The Senate Intelligence committee yesterday released its final report on the russian we like it. Interference in the but how can we say its more than super fast . 2016 election. Oh, great, just in time. Boost mobiles upgraded network the Senate Intelligence its eeeeeyooouuuuuuuu Fast Committee is like the husband who walks into the kitchen when curious how do you spell eeeeeyouuuuuuuuu . . . Dinners almost ready and asks, so, what can i do to help . Get boost mobiles shrink it plan, and watch your bill shrink to 35 month the Senate Intelligence after just 6 ontime payments. Committee released its final plus get a free Samsung Galaxy a11 report on the russian interference in the 2016 when you switch, all on our new, upgraded network. Election yesterday and found that President Trumps campaign chairman, Paul Manafort was a quote, grave Counter Intelligence threat because of his close contact with the kremlin. Said maine senator, susan collins, fetch me my stamp. [ loud thud senator Kamala Harris has reportedly chosen pioneer as her secret Service Code Name while joe bidens code name will be corvette corvette corvette hey, joe. All right, thats me. Cool shades, fellas. Starbucks has announced that it will add two new drinks to its menu, including a Kiwi Starfruit Refresher, which was going to be Marianne Williamsons secret Service Code Name. Call back to marianne williamson. [ laughter ] you never thought, all it took was a Kiwi Starfruit Refresher to get her back on the radar according to a new survey, almost half of young people would not date someone who doesnt recycle. Said a single man, well, youre in luck, cause ive been wearing the same shirt for five months. Seth heres more of my researchers in botswana believe conversation with sandra oh. That painting eyes on the backsides of cattle may help seth i think its very true protect them from lion and other to say that show business can be a very fake place. Predators, cause its horrifying when they go to the bathroom i do think thats one of the oh, my god. Realest nights insofar as you spend a lot of time talking to ahh, whats wrong with that cow . People youre a genuine fan of, and its a night that allows you to express that. Yeah. Seth and ive had very cool and finally, the girl scouts announced a new french toast conversations with, you know, people i never would have met flavored cookie for 2021 called otherwise. Toastyay. Where, theyre in a show that i, you know, genuinely love and to and for 2020 they announced gin mints. Go over and be able to tell them that was the monologue is a really cool part of the night. We got a great show for you sure. You know, when its real, like tonight with two of my favorite you havent seen someone for a long time, and its so great to guests the fantastic sandra oh will be here see them and its so great to plus, from cbs this morning, ill chat with gayle king. Congratulate them. But first, a closer look. Seth you know, theres always that clock of when you, not that i would know, but when seth hello everyone, and welcome back this is our second to last show you win theres a clock that in the captains quarters, and were starting to worry were starts counting down just not going to get to and so you know you only have everything we wanted to get to 30 seconds left. The other clock is anytime you for example, i wanted to do a Start Talking to someone you whole new book bit where i would cant believe youre talking to. Its like 15 seconds until a take a book and replace the bird weirdo interrupts. [ laughter ] or you feel in the title with thorn birds. For example, to kill a mockingbird would appear behind you feel them like right over here me and then later would mysteriously change to to kill kind of like hovering, right a thorn bird. Or else its like and then i think that would have been its also, see, i do find things amazing. But we didnt have time. Like award shows very i also hoped that, by not interesting, because, like you cutting my hair for six months, get to see ones own ego at it would magically transform play, and just like a social into steff hair from pretty in pink, but instead it seems to dynamic that is crazy to see be trending towards summertime steve bannon. You know because youre constantly moving in like highlow, highlow, point broke over there utah, give me ten. Highlow highlow. But one thing we did promise you and then you have to kind of was a bplot wherein the sea stay firm to like what your position is. Captain faces off with his nemesis, a giant ghost lobster its like, oh, someone else, more, oh, lady gagas passing. And since we have never broken a [ laughter ] promise to you, here it is, for your enjoyment, that exciting okay, so shes, you know what i mean action sequence. So theres always, i dont want the time for reckoning is now release me, foul beast. To use the word as hard as hierarchy, but there is a 20 seconds until he drags you hierarchy that is seth yes into a watery grave, sea captain. Constantly moving and youve got to kind of figure out your play so thats why thats why ive actually seen people that i know that i like quick, ira, throw me that spoon. Right away, sea captain that i have some sort of like relationship with. Steve, give me that weird egg with the lighthouse on it. Its really, really kind of great to see because its really super grounding. You got it, sea captain seth it is vicki, toss me that wooden i think thats a really nice way buoy of putting it. Seth the mermaids name is vicki. We never established it you you and i have something wasnt else, we have very little in oh, hey, that reminds me of a common, because youre such an joke accomplished actor and im not seth we dont have time for but we have both worked we this, sea captain. Well, maybe if your stupid closer looks werent so long both worked with the great we would have time for it. Garry marshall, who was one of seth maybe they wouldnt be so long if you didnt interrupt so often the, like, warmest souls in the world. Ten seconds, sea captain. Yes do you want to hear the joke or not seth fine. Seth and your work in the okay, what do you call a princess diaries has come back around recently. Mythical sea creature at her best friends wedding . Is it a mermaid of honor . You have a wonderfullydelivered line in the film about how the no. Queen is coming to the school. Okay, yes, it actually you got it i know you talked about this recently on graham norton, but [ explosion sea captain now people are lip synching to your scene on tik tok in a way seth watch macgruber on peacock. Sometime next year. That the scene did not inform seth and speaking of explosions how people would choose to do segue plug. This seth the president oh, hey seth, if were someone sent that to me, and plugging stuff, i have a new podcast. Its called duck and cover i could not believe it because, you know, im a duck and its this great kind of tik and it covers my take on world events tok i didnt even know what it to you know, just like musings and what not call it. Youre really throwing the this tik tok strain, chain brakes on the momentum here, i didnt even know what it is. Ira. Okay, so i cant plug my projects. But its on tik tok, and it takes one line that vice okay, thats really helpful to know thank you. Principal gupta, who i played in seth what can i say . The film, and people seem to be im gonna miss these guys. The president and fox news are desperately trying to distract just taking that one line, from the Democratic National convention for more on this, its time for a closer look. Because my character is talking on the phone and instead of the phone, they use Something Else seth yeah. Its freaking hilarious seth donald trump has been trying to Counter Program the and its actually a really good dnc with his own Campaign Events line to do Something Like that with and look, whatever you want to say about trump, like hes an seth its a really good incompetent grifting sociopathic line people are using well show a clip of one, but golf ogre, at least hes also a people are using their pets. Terrible campaigner. [ phone ringing hes been trying to win over voters he condescendingly refers gupta to as suburban housewives with mmhm, mmhm, mmhm. Some boldface racism and in wisconsin on monday, he took another shot at wooing that the queen is coming. Key voting block by continuing to insult them seth i went back and rewatched the line. It is, i hope you know, its so but this is the future that perfectly delivered. I mean, do you ever look back . Joe biden plans to bring to now that its like every city, town and suburb in no. Our nation, and, you know, for seth becoming this viral moment, do you just think like, those suburbs, i keep hearing thank god i nailed that line with the precision about suburban women you know what, no and going back to just a little i made the bit about Garry Marshall [cheers and applause i remember the main and only direction he gave to me, this might be familiar to you he would go, come here recently, i called you suburban go out and make funny, huh go out and make funny. Itusewives, and they all loved and i will always remember it, because he gave me a lot of freedom. Seth yeah. I said, dont worry about it. Theyll get over it. Right . To try and be as funny as seth hes a political possible mastermind, folks. Some people think hes playing threedimensional chess, but i but ive also, so, yeah. Think hes playing chutes and i actually, honestly, have not seen it. Ladders all chutes edition. I havent seen it. Seth sure. I hope the Trump Campaign is seen that in a long time. Already printing up their new but i really enjoy how people lawn signs, trump 2020 youll enjoy it get over it. And people, i will say, in the its amazing. He even insults voters hes trying to win over past, now its something totally different, but in the past, he cant help himself. And whats up with evangelicals . Young people or young people are these guys weird or what i mean, if jesus is hiding like who are in their 20s at that point, would come up to me inside that little cracker, why and just say, oh, my god would they dont eat jesus. Dont worry. Theyll get over it. And they would do the line so im like, oh, my goodness, and then trump whined that because he was investigated for did this line hit for like, you russian collusion, he he know, 8yearolds, and now should get a third term. Theyre grown or maybe now that the people who are like, you we are going to win the state know, wanting to of wisconsin, and we are going seth yeah. To win four more years its really amazing to think that youre doing a piece of [cheers and applause work, you know, for the purpose crowd four more years. At hand then, but youre also four more years. Four more years. Planting this seed that youre completely unaware of, because and then after that, well go for another four years because, you know what, they of however it was that they, you know, took it in, the first time spied on my campaign, we should get a redo of four years they saw it, and now its just like planting this wonderful new seth youre still on that . Man, when it comes to getting life for this one line in a movie. Over it, he is no suburban housewife. Yes, its a full story. And even when hes pretending to i think thats also why it is, be a politician, he cant shake is in that line, is that you his loan shark dna have a full story. The interest is 100 , but lets its a good comedicwritten make it 200 , cause i saw you lookin at my girlfriend how bout that . The only redo anyone is getting is us listening to you bitch scene, and i guess youre right. Its like because you just about an election you won. Have these different beats of how can you do it. And even if you just look directionally, you can make some but yeah, im sure hell be laid of them fun. I may be a terrible winner, joe, but im an exceptional lo seth well, i hope retroactively, im very happy for your emmy nomination i hope retroactively you will in fact, a day after trump get the oscar nomination for whined about the russia probe, that role if they ever start doing that we got definitive evidence that his campaign did collude with russian intelligence from a and thank you its always so great to see you, sandra republicanled a same, same, what a pleasure Republicanled Senate seth well be right back Intelligence Committee with gayle king. A newly released senate report, natalie, raising more try drive up at target. Red flags about the relationship between the 2016 Trump Campaign and russia according to the Senate Intelligence committee, former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, employed a russian Intelligence Officer named Konstantin Kilimnik and briefed kilimnik on the Campaign Strategy for beating hillary clinton. The report also says manafort might have had a connection to russian hack and leak operations seth thats right, the russia investigation is back, baby remember that whole plot line from a few seasons ago when we all got to know and love crazy characters like Paul Manafort, felix sater, Konstantin Kilimnik, george papadopoulos, and sam clovis you remember, hogans zeros . Contactless delivery right to your car, well, theyre back in the news now that Senate Intelligence designed for your day. Your moves. Committee has released the final your style. Volume of its russia report with your taste. The shocking finding that Trump Campaign manager Paul Manafort shared internal Campaign Polling so quick and easy. Data with a russian intelligence just download the target app today. Officer who may well have been involved in the hacking. This is as definitive as it gets collusion happened and the worst part is, no one cares because its old news. Its like finding out now that the characters on lost really did die in the plane crash huh, so the island was purgatory . Okay. Also, i just want to say to the senate and robert mueller, and everyone everyone else involved in the russia investigation, way to slow walk it, fellas. Couldnt have released definitive proof of a criminal conspiracy to cheat in the 2016 election before trump botched a deadly pandemic that left the nation in ruins i cant wait until august 2022 when the senate announces that yes, trump did burn all the mailin ballots from blue states the day before the election. Trump cheated in 2016 just like hes trying to cheat now, this time, by trying to subvert mailin voting and sow chaos and confusion. Once again, for example, he now tmobile has thousands more. Locations across the country. Repeated a bunch of insane lies about nonexistent voter fraud more towers and more coverage than ever before. If you go with this universal mailin, where you send millions tmobile is americas largest 5g network. Of votes, in california, tens of with more 5g coverage than verizon and at t combined. Millions of ballots being sent to everybody and their dogs. Right okay . Experience it now with our best deal ever. The dogs are getting them, okay . People that have been dead for 25 years are getting them. Unlimited for 25 dollars a line for four lines you have to see whats happening. Then youre never going to have a fair election. With 5g access included. Right ill say this, youre never its time to join tmobile. Going to have a fair election. Seth and its worse than you think, people, because one dog vote, i dont need to tell you, counts as much as seven did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance tada human votes. So you only pay for what you need . Also, youre complaining about i should get a quote. People who have been dead for 25 do it. Years getting ballots . Only pay for what you need. Look, i dont like him either, but rudy has just as much of a liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Right to vote as anyone else i vote for more soup. And does he really think dogs are getting ballots . Like how does he think that works . Like you youd get an envelope at your house from your local board of elections addressed to rusty, and youd go inside and you say, rusty, rusty, buddy, you got some you ca because its inanimate mail, and then hed come over and just put it in his mouth. People ask me what sort of a person should become a celebrity accountant. Then he would take it into the and, i tell them, nobody should. Kitchen, sit down, grab a pen, fill it out, stamp it with his paw. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . Then he would put it back into the mail i guess and then it i bought it gets to the country registrar, the waterfall . Nope a new volkswagen. And they take a look at it and they check rustys name to you know, the name and the a volkswagen . Registration, and they say, oh, it looks good to me. I think were having a breakthrough here and then rusty gets on the phone and calls joe biden and says, welcome to caesars palace. Its done, and then joe biden says good boy. Thank you. Just as it was in 2016, trumps strategy in 2020 is not to win the most votes but to cheat. Democrats meanwhile have been focused on their own convention. Thereve been some memorable moments from bernies speech in front of the National Strategic firewood reserve, to Michelle Obamas powerful address, to the guy from rhode island apparently holding a plate of calamari hostage. Give us the money or youll never see this plate of fried squid again. Although i have to ask, what was the obsessive focus on republicans about . I mean, who cares what meg whitman and john kasich think . You do know they cant even get republicans to listen to them, right . Kasichs speech looked like a commercial for Td Ameritrade down this path is a lifetime of debt down this path is a secure retirement. Outside of that, the convention has featured Inspiring Stories of activists, every day americans, essential workers, and some of the partys most talented, rising stars so fox news was desperate to Counter Program it heres what sean hannity told his viewers last night it was boring. It was awkward it was disjointed. All you got was a temper tantrum, Bumper Sticker slogans about pretty much how much they hate donald trump, and behind the hatred h hatred of we smelly walmart shopper Trump Supporters seth oh, we, sean . So youre one of the socalled smelly walmart shoppers whenn . Im sure youre swinging by the hi. Whats on your mind . In. Local walmar can you help keep these guys protected online . Easy. Connect to the xfi gateway. Kids. Please if your driver accidentally went by a walmart, youd be screaming what about wireless data options for the family . To him to lock the doors what about internet speeds also, no one called them that. You called them that that can keep up with my gaming . Esternet. If anything, you just revealed what you think of Trump Supporters were putting Healthy Practices in place. Smelly, walmart shopping trump come visit a store today. Supporters stop in or book an appointment online and i mean, Trump Supporters just stink am i right at a time that works for you. Theyre rank, probably because theyre stupid now thats simple, easy, awesome. If you gave a trump supporter a ask. Shop. Discover at your local xfinity store today. Bar of soap, theyd cut it in half and put it on their toast haha, smelly, stupid Trump Supporters thats us. Right, guys . These guys are such cheesy scam artists. Their whole schtick is pretending to be every man populists when in reality, theyre trying to use you as cannon fodder to rev up the economy while they sit safely ensconced in the white house or seth our next guest is an their studios with their Million Dollar contracts meanwhile, their guys trailing emmywinning journalist who cohosts cbs this morning badly in the polls weekdays and, if he loses, well just shes also the editoratlarge have to tell them to of o, the oprah magazine, and get over it, right . Her sirius xm show, gayle king this has been a closer look. In the house airs thursdays on stars channel 109. Heres my conversation with gayle king seth now more than ever, city harvest needs your help feeding new york families hit by the covid crisis seth gayle, welcome back, theres a website below to donate how well be right back with sandra oh. Are you . Hello, seth, im so glad to be here. Im hanging in there just like everybody is trying to figure out whats what, whats up, whats down, i dont know. Just glad to seth well, were about to return to the studio youve been back in the studio now for a little bit doing cbs announcer for more of seths this morning. You were doing the show remotely closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. From maybe the best place to do it, which was oprahs house in california seth, take that back. Its called the Santa Barbara bureau thats what its called. The Santa Barbara bureau a. K. A seth gotcha. Guesthouse. Which is a very lovely place so youre right. We had great accommodations. Youll be youll be, not surprised to know shes a lovely host she would bring us food every day. It was wonderful but youll, i know you know this, too. Its great to be back in the studio at the table. You know seth yeah. Number one, i hate delays i still have trouble mastering that and theres something about being able to look at anthony in the face or tony in the face look at the crew i love the crew. I love, love the crew. Seth yeah. So to be able to feed off of that energy is really, really, means a lot to me. I am totally blind. So im thrilled to be back in and non24 can throw my days and nights out of sync, the studio terrified terrified, but thrilled to be back seth im very much looking keeping me from the things i love to do. Forward to be surrounded by experts again. Talk to your doctor, i have missed that a great deal. And call 8442142424. Seth you have done okay you, ive been watching, youve been doing aokay. Youve been doing seth managing. Managing but come ye back when su i do want to ask, because i would believe that oprah is mom, dad. Indestructible, but she actually whys jamie here . Its sunday. Took quarantine very seriously sunday sing along. From the beginning and he helped us get a home and auto bundle. This girl was not playing around hes been our insurance guy for five years now. I mean, to her in her defense, because people say, he makes us feel like were worth protecting. God, she seems a little extra. She goes, really, is it that [ gasps ] why didnt you tell us about these savings, flo . Necessary . Ive literally told you a thousand times. She had pneumonia in january she has talked about it. Oh, danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling so she still has underlying conditions that shes still very concerned about. Im just gonna. From glen to glen so listen, stedman, her partner of 34 years, he had been traveling before it hit. Im just gonna. He had been in three airports. Verizon knows how to build unlimited right. He had to quarantine for you start with the network jd power has named the most 14 days. Awarded for Network Quality 25 times in a row. This may sound extra, but sadie, then, give people more plans to mix and match, her dog, had to quarantine for so you only pay for what you need. 14 days after sadie had gone to the vet. Verizons unlimited plan is so reasonable, and oprah was watching on the they can stay on for the rest of their lives. Monitor, and the vets mask fell include the best in entertainment down she felt that sadie might and offer it all starting at 35. Have been exposed. Plus, 700 off our best phones when you switch. Sadies fine, but shed seen something on the news that day about dogs could get it. Because everyone deserves the best. I think i said sadie really the is unlimited built right. Is okay. Only on verizon. Sadie was Walking Around with a cone head, in quarantine so when i came, i had to quarantine for 14 days, because scratch that, baby, im grateful. Ankf l. Im not even mad, i get it gotta say, its really been a while. I get it seth yeah. I follow the rules. But now i got back that smile. Seth and those cones smil check everything off the list with jeans from 8 those dog cones are like coronavirus catchers like, theyre the opposite of masks. If it in anyway goes near you it and tees from 4. Just is like absorbing it, so. Get ready for school at target. Thats so true. Thats so true seth if i could get more serious for a moment, you are the editor at large for the oprah magazine, and you guys made a really, a fascinating, touching decision to put Breonna Taylor on the cover. This is the first time that oprah has not been on the cover of this magazine mom vo we got a subaru to give him some ato reconnect and be together. How did you come to that decision seth, listen, the magazine by and once we did that, we realized his greatest adventure the way, is celebrating its 20th anniversary so this was a big, big, big is just beginning. Deal shes been on the cover with other people like michelle obama, avo male welcome to the most adventurous outback ever. Ellen degeneres, rosie odonnell, mehmet oz the allnew 2020 subaru outback. So shes shared a cover, but i could probably count on less go where love takes you. Than both hands how many times that happened. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select models during its never been where no one, the subaru a lot to love event. Where she has not been our covergirl but a young editor, deirdre read its totally not the same without you. Suggested it and when i first got the message, i thought this is either a really good idea, or were finally back this is either really horrible and cant wait until you are too. Deirdre had just come from a universal orlando resort. Black lives matter protest buy now and get two days free at the parks. A young white woman had been at the protest. Restrictions apply. Was very moved by it and said, you know, i think that we could really do something, that it would send a very strong message. So when i heard it, i thought, mm, and that was sort of all of our reaction we sent it to the o of o who liked it immediately for her it was like, oh, i love this idea. And none of us can take all of us sitting there trying to figure out september covers, deirdre was the only one who spoke up and god bless her, thinking outside the box, sent the idea, and then it was born and first thing oprah did first thing she did was call call breonnas mom, seth welcome back. Renowned musician, thomas lang is with us on drums this week. His latest solo album, progpop tamika palmer, to make sure that is available now, and hes it was okay. Because we didnt want her to currently on the cover of the feel we were exploiting it august issue of modern drummer we didnt want to cause her magazine unnecessary pain he also Just Launched a and she said yes brandnew california based Music Education company, nine beats usa. Seth you had you put it up on billboards in louisville, check it out at ninebeatsusa. Com which is where breonna lived one of those billboards, i thanks for being here, thomas believe just yesterday, was our first guest tonight is an emmynominated and golden globe Award Winning actress you know vandalized best from her work on greys and then i cant even imagine anatomy. How you process seeing Something Like that being treated with she is currently nominated for such disrespect. An emmy for her work on the critically acclaimed bbc america i know. Series, killing eve. Heres my conversation with sandra oh. You know, seth, we put up 26 billboards that we paid for all around the city of hi, sandra, how are you . Louisville, because thats of im great, seth im so happy to talk to you. Course where it happened, to seth im so happy to talk to you as well. Honor her and call for what we and we have something in common believe should be justice in right now. This case. Ive been doing the show from my and it just shows you that inlaws house, and you are also theres still so much work to be in someone elses home right done now. Thats what it shows you, that yes, i am quarantining in somebody would actually throw vancouver, because when you come red paint, looking very much to canada, you have to quarantine for two weeks, and it like blood i assume in their mind, across her face. Just so happens that my sister im happy to tell you, though, that that was immediately and her family are on vacation for exactly these two weeks, so changed. The Billboard Company went right im in her wonderful home. Yeah out there and took it down right away so we were very, very gratified seth and is there anything about her home you would change or do you feel like it and happy that they did that absolutely aligns with your but it just shows you that, you taste . Know, theres still a lot of anger. Theres still a lot of hate. One, i love her home so much theres still a lot of distrust in this country. Because there are so many things to do here but i dont know how anybody im always fantasizing of like could not be, not want justice redoing my sisters house, and listen, you know she gets angry with me for it. Breonna taylors story but its just like, you know 26yearsold, an emt who was working on the covid front lines what i mean, during a zoom when you meet people, you know a lot who had no criminal record was not even of times these things are super curated behind you the police werent even supposed or youre always wanting to see to be in her apartment how people live. I mean, its just, its seth sure. Heartbreaking to me that this is and the thing in this house, with my nieces and all their art still unresolved for this family work and the stuff that they do, seth you know where this its just so real. Interesting time which is, you know, we have this upheaval of like, this is how families live with a lot of stuff and a lot of outrage, of protesting games and that seems to have calmed down a and theres no kind of curation, little bit but i just felt like what i but it does seem to be at the wanted to show you was that forefront of politics right now. Theres this one particular youve talked about how these room are hard stories to cover, but do you feel like theres a time i did not touch it to be optimistic about change . I do. And i was like, i think i really want to show seth this seth, i do room because the amount of activities that are possible in this room. Listen, its very discouraging so, can i show you the room . When you hear the news that you seth please. Oh, my god, this is great. Just said about breonnas yeah, and its also because theyre vacationing li billboard. When you see people saying out loud and very proud, you know, basically in the middle of the ocean, theyre totally not going spewing hatred seth, theres to watch this. Something online right now, an incident in california, where a woman attacked a park worker seth well make sure not to put it online, so if they dont see it as it airs with, you know, very racist oh, my god, whats going on behind you slurs. Is that for a cat . So i know that its very much here first, my nieces are alive. Very good artists, so again, i but what encourages me is the didnt touch anything, man number of people, black and this is just how it is here we have wonderful art white, even john lewis said supplies this, the diversity of the seth yeah. I hear this is called a cat people at the protests the age of the people at the tree protests the age of the people that said this is not okay seth yep, yep. This is not this is not cool. This cat tree things have got to change. So i do feel optimistic and encouraged but it still, i feel that these this is a very low couch are very frightening times for seth uhhuh. All of us, for all of us, black and white. Heres a neck pillow. And its theres a neck pillow here seth thats great. This is an issue, by the way, for all of us, too oh, my god, is that a pingpong table . Am i seeing the corner of a pingpong table . Seth you have a weekly radio this is a pingpong table in the middle of the room show seth oh, my gosh yeah. This is the greatest reveal. I dont think any of us could seth right now as well i dont know where you find the have sketched the unseen part of this room from the little piece time we saw in the beginning. But i am jealous of the fact what have you got over there that you have callers and i i get the sense that you talk to can you see this . People, a very wide spectrum of backgrounds in this country. Seth yeah. We can see do you enjoy the back and forth with callers then the girls will play piano. Seth, oh, my gosh you know with tv news youre not seth okay. Wow. Supposed to have an opinion. Just the facts, nothing but the facts. So, so one plays piano, and the its like dragnet. Other ones playing pingpong. So, listen, im very well aware this is a bongo drum. Again, i did not place any of that nobody watches cbs this this theres just a bongo drum in the morning to hear my friggin corner of this room. Opinions i get it but i also know, and my job is to give you the news and let you decide for yourself. I get that seth i mean, i think this so i dont cross that line speaks to the level of actor you but i also know that anybody you are that youre just doing see anchoring the news, delivering the news, talk show interviews while you know thats all just a room away people like yourself and we cant read it on your we all have opinions face at all. We are not robots. Were just led to believe youre in a normal, simple room so the beauty of what sirius xm they reached out to me and asked me was i interested. Well, a simple room in a real i love radio, ive done it before house, you know. Is they want you to engage seth yeah. They i call my favorite thats also, of course i take listeners. Inspiration from your background they want you to engage with them and have a good back and seth thanks, well, this is its amazing how, how forth. Little love i had for knickknacks until i had to do a i love it when people disagree, show by myself because i think that you can disagree without being disagreeable, without being mean and nasty. So i love the back and forth, and all of a sudden every single the give and take. Thing i saw was just endless and i i like to know what people are thinking and what theyre interested in, so i love opportunity. It i know, like, like this and seth its live and the beauty of live is seth see, exactly. Whatever happens, happens. Seth and its very fun to somebody saw that and said i want that in my house. Listen to. Its always, im someone, put me yeah. I think one of the girls made down as always wanting to hear it your opinions. And thank you so much for make seth oh, well then i take it time for us today, gayle back gosh, that sounds awful. I meant, if my child made that, thank you, seth meyers, this id be so proud. Was fun. Thank you so much for having me back but if someone elses child made it and tried to sell it to me i seth, dont be a stranger. Probably wouldnt buy it seth i wont, i promise. Fair enough seth hey, congratulations on the emmy nominations for killing eve. I imagine one of the most exciting things is the fact, hey, can i. Hold on one second. Because again, its such an exceptionally wellwritten show sure. Okay. Okay with two female leads, and the fact that you both get nominated safe drivers save 40 must just be such a perfect guys guys conclusion to each season. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 and then ill also add thats safe drivers save 40 . Fiona shaw seth whos so good it is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Whos so good hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. So its like all the women in the show have been nominated, hi hi. And its just extraordinary. Hey and it also speaks to, like, you know, i just want to offer a thats totally him. Its him moment of hope and like, yay, thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . And a win. Click or call for a quote today. You know what i mean three seasons into the show, you know, that is primarily about this relationship between bill and elle and eve, we also have carolyn played by fiona shaw who is also rewarded with recognition. Its great safe dri scratch that, . Baby, im grateful. Its so great. Its just this year, you know, got to say its really been a while because im not exactly sure whats going to go on with the but now i got back that smile. Smile. Emmys, and they will probably be in england, you know, at i dont check everything off the list with lower prices and hundreds of deals. Know what time in the morning, right . Get ready for school at target. Thats the one thing that i wish that i could be there with them. I am totally blind. And non24 can make me show up too early. Or too late. That we could all be together. Seth first of all, let me say i have so much respect for or make me feel like im not really there. You now, because you have both been a nominee and a host. Talk to your doctor, and so i feel like you understand the great pressures and call 8442342424. Of hosting these award shows as well when you were sitting in the verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Audience as a nominee, have you been able to enjoy those evenings you start with the network jd power has named the most or are you nervous awarded for Network Quality 25 times in a row. Do you have anxiety . First off, before i answer then, give people more plans to mix and match, that, i just want to say that so you only pay for what you need. Im a big fan of your writing verizons unlimited plan is so reasonable, staff. Seth theyre really good they can stay on for the rest of their lives. Yes, because im sure im not the only one, because i actually include the best in entertainment met them, because they wrote for and offer it all starting at 35. Me when i hosted the Golden Globes plus, 700 off our best phones when you switch. So all that experience is also for me wrapped up in a lot of your writing staff because everyone deserves the best. The is unlimited built right. And that is a big difference only on verizon. Its like, you know, the level of nervousness is totally different. It can be used on the hands, body, and face. I will never do that again i will never host again. Its so it was crazy. It cleanses and moistuizes with 1 4 moisturizing cream. It was so crazy. I would never have been so leaving your skin feeling comfortable and smooth. Dove men care 3in1 bar. Nervous or frightened in my life actually frightened. But as a nominee, it all kind of depends on like the placement. I will say, having been a nominee before, for greys, usually supporting comes early seth yeah. You are only nervous for a certain amount of time and then you can let go you know what i mean, you win or you lose new school year, whatever that means you just kind of then kind of chill out. From the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar but theres always this lowgrade level of, of anxiety whatever this year looks like, or energy. Get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. And it doesnt even matter what you feel about it. Seth thats true its just that you do that you cant really eat, going to the bathroom badly, you know what i mean. Seth it is really funny how all the justification you can do leading up to it about, you know, its an honor to be nominated, or awards dont matter, the works what matters. Like as it gets closer, your body is just, we dont want to, dont tell us about that, were so excited and you know the thing that seth its really fun, though i think the thing that is actually the most calming, and im sure that youve experienced this as well it is an amazing opportunity and rare, that you get to see a bunch of people, you know, basically fellow nominees and actors, one, you get to meet actors who, and artists who you might not know that you could have an opportunity to say hi to and then also for people who you kind of know and only kind of see in these certain situations. Lily everyone in the house is online and i cant get enough bandwidth to video chat with my book club. Its like, laura linney, who i just love her so much. Try 1 gig internet with at t fiber. You get more bandwidth and hbo max included. Shes also a nominee in my category i havent seen her in a long so, everyone stays entertained. Time and then were in the same so i can just watch the show instead of reading the book . Category, and it was so good to kind of see her again. You know, if you turn on your subtitles. Thats almost reading. Get 1 gig internet with at t fiber for 49. 99a month for a year. No annualcontract. And now get hbo max included. Limited availability in select areas. Call 1. 877. Only. Att seth come back tomorrow for our last day in the captains quarters. Well have Kenan Thompson and busy philipps. Plus, a new closer look. And i fear i may shed a tear as i say goodbye to the sea captain and these wonderful characters that possibly only exist in my head well be right back. Your sleep number setting. Can it help me fall asleep faster . Yes, by gently warming your feet. But can it help keep me asleep . 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