Tonight join jimmy and his guests, Sofia Vergara, steef coogan and rob brydon. Musical guest Courtney Barnett and the legendary roots crew it is the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy. Jimmy hey, everybody welcome to the tonight show at home edition it is me, jimmy physical lon wishing you the best night and sleen after this usually after i read some jokes you doze off, and thats fine. Im here to let you know that im here thats all its almost friday, which basically means its almost saturday, sunday and monday is memorial day and so hopefully some people get the day off on monday but thank you so much for watching lets get some jokes here and some news. You guys, its almost summer and now that more states are reopening, the cdc has released safety recommendations for using public pools yep, if you havent seen them, it is just a sign that says, yeah, i wouldnt you could. I wouldnt theyre also advising people not to not wear masks while in the water. I think thats a good call actually because if you thought spotting a bandaid spotting in the water was gross, imagine spotting a used face masks i think bandaids still freak me out, even if its any bandaid i know whats in it. Even if its a little cut and neosporin and the bandaid, but if it slips off, it might as well be a shark. Its the it would honestly make me every want to swim again. Eh what if its small and there arent any children in the pool . Its like someones pinky toe bandaid what barf barf both Johnson Johnson got sick. Today President Trump toured a ford manufacturing plant in michigan he spoke about the coronavirus, jobs and his plans to pardon Lori Loughlin. Aunt becky has been treated terribly it came out today that Lori Loughlin has changed her mind and agreed to plead guilty in the College Admission strcandal she finally decided to do whats right after a heart to heart talk with bob sagat. Hey, kid doe you got a second she will serve two months in prison, pay 150,000 fine and, this is tough, do 100 hours of hallmark movies. I like those movies. You actually love. I really do love. I love the hallmark movies i dont even know have i seen Lori Loughlin in a hallmark movie . I have seen candice cameron. Whats my favorite hallmark one . Its single santa seeks mrs. Clau klaus. I love them. Im saying it like im the only person like its a bizarre thing. Everyone loves hallmark movies. Makes sense i do. I do. Yesterday in michigan barbers gave haircuts outside the capital in a new protest called operation haircut. Years from now when i look back at all the great protests in our nations history, i will always think about the boston tea party, the march on and the operation haircut. Heres how it will work. The players wait in line for three hours and the game lasts two minutes. A new report says canceling College Football will result in the loss of 4 billion thats crazy thats like taking all the money College Football players will make this year and adding 4 billion. Kellogs is releasing a fruit loops are we doing this joke . All right. Kelloggs is releasing a frosted flakes and fruit loops cereal. Should be better than the honey nut cereal and grape nuts cereal nut nuts ice cream . Well have that conversation well walk down that road together a pair of scientists says they found 47 traits that make flirting effective when people said they want to see the results, scientists were like, you know, you want to see the results. No, i want to see the results. You can see them you can see all the results if you want do you want to wear my lab jacket you dont have to. You take the lab jacket off and you put it over the person and theyre on the swing set what would you do if i sang. Jimmy tomorrow pacman turns 40 years old like a lot of 40 years old he went in for a checkup and his doctor was like, im going to neat you to cut back on the dots and the ghosts and the stuff like that. Can you do that for me im really only having like one or two dots a week okay finally, its a great story i heard about a runner that finished 19 marathons in 19 days to raise money for Coronavirus Relief then tomorrow hes running a 20th marathon to raise money for his bloody nipples everybody, thats the monologue right there. Thank you very, very much. What a show we have tonight. You know her you love her you cant live without her 11 seasons on modern family. Sofia vergara is on the show and now shes a judge on americas got talent she probably thought she was getting a little time off. I dont know life doesnt work like that. We need more Sofia Vergara we love you. Now shes doing my show. Shes raising money for keva. Org we also have steve coogan and rob brydon i dont know if you have seen the trip, but there is like three of them now. The last trip is coming out tomorrow on demand they go to greece, and i cannot wait to watch that it is like having a conversation at dinner with two of the funniest humans ever i will have a conversation with them later on zoom to close out the show, Courtney Barnett from australia thats my girl thats my girl Courtney Barnett i love her, man. Hey, to want we have a really cool thing i know im from new york worn a born and raised in new york but pizza hut has kind of been there for me you know that, honey its hard to find in the city, but i find it and i love it so much and this is a cool thing pizza hut is where i used to go with my parents when we had good nights out like if i was celebrating Something Like even i would say like graduation or something. It was a major deal to go out to pizza hut. My mom always wanted a booth do you have any booths i only want to eat in a booth. Okay yeah im not even hungry. Well, a booth is open. Okay well take it. And they would sit and then wed go play pacman anyways, pizza hut is doing this cool thing because, you know what, they love the graduates, and i love the graduates of 2020 and, man, you got a raw deal this year. No real graduation for you guys and no real prom and pizza hut wanted to, i dont know, wanted to make it a little bit cooler for you. Guess what theyve giving out 500,000 pizzas to graduates of 2020 and their families 500,000 pizzas if you want, go to pizzahut. Com gradparty, and theyre going to use the contactless Curbside Pickup to this thank you to americas Dairy Farmers and for pizza hut for doing this cool thing and congratulations class of 2020. You know we love you thats pretty, pretty cool you know what . I forgot to do this. Pretend you didnt hear that hey, guys. Its jimmy fallon talking to you. This is for the graduates. So if you are not a graduate of 2020, please leave the room. Graduates, this was a tough one. You deserve everything and you know what . Pizza hut is there for you they want you to have everything if you go to pizzahut. Com gradparty, theyre going to give in total 500,000 pizzas to you guys to have a little party because you deserve it thank you, pizza hut, and thank you graduates of 2020. Thank you so much thank you. Jimmy all right. There we go. Guys, i know were in quarantine, but, you know, we can still have fun, cant we even if you are by yourself. The roots know what im talking about. Right, roots tokyo london ill be dancing with myself when there is no one else in the crowd lonely nights i wanted too long for my love im dancing with myself dancing with myself oh dancing with myself when there is nothing new and nothing to prove and ill be dancing with myself oh all over the world every type of girl dancing with myself so lets think another drink and it will give me time to think if i had the chance, id ask the world to dance and im dancing with myself dancing with myself dancing with myself if i had the chance id ask the chance if i had the chance id ask the chance if i had the chance, id ask the world to dance oh dancing with myself dancing with myself yeah dancing with myself oh dancing with myself sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat dancing with myself. Jimmy our thanks to the roots and billy idol oh, my gosh. More tonight show when we come back, everybody vo switch to sprint and get four lines of unlimited for just 100 a month. 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I did not know what was in the box. I still dont know whats in the envelopes. But random instruments and the idea is you have to get your party to get what the song is using these random instruments and if you do that, you get a point before time runs out. Basically like that. Is that a good way to describe it, tarik . Yeah, i guess. Jimmy you have seen it, right. My favorite is when shaq did it. Oh, no. Jimmy i think he played every instrument. He played every instrument. Or did he jimmy that was unbelievable. That was so funny. All right. Im going to do the first one. My partner is amir you are my partner on this questlove, tarik and kirk are partners so tarik and kirk, do not guess when im playing right now so this is just for me. Okay. Jimmy yeah so this is what i got sent, by the way. Its the ribbed cats here we go this is my song. All right. I got the song all right. You will probably see it on the screen at home this is the song but now, quest, you have to guess this one okay, buddy . The time is going to start as soon as i start playing. Jimmy ready . Here we go. Play the rhythm jimmy here we go. Oh, my god whose phone is ringing this is distracting ymca. Jimmy yeah its fun to stay at the ymca. Jimmy yeah meow, meow, meow, meow, that is correct. All right, tarik this is your turn. What instrument were you sent . I got this guy right here. Jimmy what is that its looks like a crazy tiger flute. Okay, okay. Jimmy you play the venom, and kirk, you have to guess. Do you know your song, tarik my song is going to be dont tell us. I have to see it. I have to find out what the song is so i can write it are you ready, tarik im so ready. Living la vida loca. Jimmy what no. Play it again this is a joke play it again. Its obvious. Whats obvious . One more time. One more time. Its dont go chasing waterfalls waterfalls, man. Thats it. All right i hear it. Jimmy you did not. Come on, man jimmy you get a point for that one thats waterfalls, of course quest, what instrument do you have i have a ukulele. Jimmy i would say you have no idea how to play that. I dont, but i you have seen me play it enough. Yeah. Im going to will myself, kirk are you ready . Jimmy hang on. I am ready hang on i got to make sure oh wow jimmy has it i believe begun . Hold on im looking for the note jimmy if you guys need to use the bathroom or something let me tune this. Hes tuning just let me routine this. Do you want help . Jimmy i got it. What key is it supposed to be in the highest note no jimmy dont tune it. Dont tune it. Quest, you can go for it. I got it. I got it all right. Jimmy, hang on jimmy this game transcends music. If you just start doing it, i can are you ready one, two, three. Jimmy boogie nights. Jimmy are you playing it yeah. Its the rhythm. I dont know because he just stopped. Yo, theyre trying to distract you im killing this game, son do you give up jimmy yeah. I was singing mmmbop. I was singing mmmbop kirk, we can still win this. Jimmy of course. What instrument was sent to you, kirk a didgeridoo. Jimmy oh have you looked at your song yet, kirk . I have not. Jimmy check it out lets get ready, and lets hear it if you do this, we will tie. Oh, man all right. Tarik, i think you may have to be colllairvoyant for this, but ill do my best. I know this song. Like you want me to yes come on, man. You danced to that song. You danced to the song it was the dance that gave it away that thats charades. Ill allow it ill allow it. Hey, seriously. Get serious for a little bit. Okay. Jimmy this is worth 50,000 points whoever wins this, wins. Heres the catch me and tarik are playing at the same time. So whoever gets this first, quest or kirk, wins. Okay. Jimmy tarik, what is your instrument it is these guys, which i have always wanted to play jimmy tiny little symbimil l yeah. Jimmy i got sent this thing. This is an ocarina or whatever they call it did he look . Yeah. Jimmy okay. On your mark, get set, go tarik, you can start any moment now hes a jolly good fellow . Whoa yes, i knew it damn, yeah. Jimmy, he didnt get it for you. He got it when i got back on the ve ven venom. Thank you for giving me the answer, tarik. Team work makes the dream work. Jimmy all right, guys. Thank you for playing. I miss you be good, okay. Thats my favorite laugh this week. Jimmy thanks once again to the roots. Well be right back with Sofia Vergara, everybody idth to keep your employees connected, you will get the largest and most Reliable Network at an unbeatable price. Tmobile for business. And we want you to know that the starbucks app is the easiest way to find your store, order ahead, pay, and pick up your favorites. We cant wait to see you again. 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You look great where are you quarantining right now and who are you with right now im in the basement of my house in los angeles im with my son. I have been with my favorite people trapped here with my son, my niece, my husband, the dog. We have each other everybody has a task my son has become an amazing cook he is in charge of cooking my niece loves, believe it or not, she loves to wash dishes. Jimmy she loves to wash dishes always. Always its like a therapy she says and she doesnt even use the dishwasher shes super hard core oldfashioned and she stands there, washes all the dishes, which i love. Jimmy yeah she could stay here if she wants. Yeah. I am the disinfectant. I disinfect everything around the house and making sure that the counter, the refrigerator, everywhere i put the purrell on everyones hands, face, everywhere. Jimmy i know you are doing so many things now that like after you finished modern family that you would be even busier than you were when you were doing modern family no. I was scared of finishing modern family because i was like, what is going to happen . What is the chances of finding 11 years of that magic, of that love i was very, very, very scared. Not scared, just worried and when they proposed to me to do agc, i was like, what to find a job that i love and im enjoying jimmy youre crushing it youre great on that youre great on americas got talent. But that is something that never occurred to me that i was going to do. I was like, what do i know about anything i dont know anything about music or dances. I know, but im not an expert on anything in the world. But then i realized is like, you know, im just going to be like like the people that are sitting in their house with their tv and im just going to say what i feel, what makes me feel and be honest with who i am and thats it. Jimmy there are certain acts that come on and youre like, no, absolutely not as soon as you see it coming out, is it a magician or whatever that you go, no, stop its not my thing. There is people that come and i dont know if theyre honest that they think they deserve to be there or theyre just doing it for the fun of it, so thats kind of weird. But also i realize something i had never thought in my 47 years of life, i dont really enjoy the ukulele. Jimmy ukulele . Yeah. I dont know i dont love it that much. When the act comes out, i have never even thought about ukulele until now. Jimmy such a cute little sound, though. What is it . Its so tiny it is not a guitar what is it im not saying there are not acts that are got with the ukulele, but its not my favorite it doesnt excite me. Jimmy so when someone walks out with the ukulele, what do you say in your head i didnt know that the ukulele was going to cause me this i didnt know. I had never thought i dont know i think of the ukulele and go, why, or stuff like that. Jimmy yeah. So now i do but i do try to be fair i do try to open my heart and i say, okay, the ukulele but jimmy you start off by saying, okay, youre at a disadvantage because you chose the ukulele. I didnt choose that for you you choose it. I try to be fair. I give them the chance i dont just push the red button because the ukulele showed up. No, i give them the chance. Jimmy i want to thank you so much for coming on our show. If there is a charity or something you want to spotlight or highlight and you choose keva. Yes. Jimmy this is really cool. It is not actually donating so much, right . Well, you know, it is something that when this whole thing happened i really, you know, im sure you do. Every one of us that is in this business and we have a little voice we try to do things, you know, to help, to be part of the help and so i wanted to not just donate money and i have always been very interested and very involved with microfinance i think its more important to be able to help people start their own business, get them know, food for a month because that goes away so it is better to really give them like a future and i think the best thing that has worked for me and i have been working with it for a long time is micro finance. And thats what were doing. Were going to help what we the fund is right now for people that has been not able to get you know, usually you go to the bank and venues like that to get venues for your business but when you dont have anything, nobody is going to lend you money, but we will. You know, we will give you this money. 100 of the proceeds is for people and so that they can start the business you know, we made up a Million Dollar fund. We have already raised 10 million, so we still you know, were going. I love that you choose this this is great. We have been doing this show now for probably around 40 episodes and this is the first time this charity has been brought to my attention. So i appreciate that you are talking about this and im sure everyone is excited thats getting helped by this. Micro financing can change your life. We love you, buddy. Thank you so much for this and congrats on everything hope to see you soon and in person. Keep safe jimmy well be back with more tonight show, everybody so if you ever imagined a vegas that was just for you. Its only here. And when its ready, youll be the first to know. Im jimmy dean, and only one like this any nicer. Ning a hearty, hefty, good tasting breakfast. With eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese and taters. And when you finish, you know you had something to eat. Where will you go first . Will it be familiar streets . Or perhaps unknown roads . 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The trip to greece, it comes out tomorrow on on demand and video on demand, all digital platforms. This is the final one, the final trip with you guys yes. Yeah. Jimmy its bittersweet for me because i feel like i love these. I feel like you can do this forever. Well, there is an old show biz adage that is, quit while you are ahead. Well, we didnt do that. So we thought wed quit while were only slightly behind i think it might have peaked a couple of movies ago. No well, i know. Im being selfdeprecating obviously i think its good. Jimmy i read somewhere where theyre all based like the trip to spain is based off don q qeoti. Yeah. The spanish one we were following don. And in this one, the greece one, it follows the odyssey so there is always a literary reference in there. Jimmy it feels like you guys are old friends. Have you known each other that long well, i gave rob his first break, and hes been eternally grateful for that. I was i was a schoolboy, and i used to watch all of steves work and think, you know, when i get older he was a 30yearold schoolboy. Like angus young. Before i met him, i was a big, big fan thats changed now obviously. Obviously jimmy things happen, absolutely, yeah when did you realize you both i got to tell you, and i promise you this will be the last time i bring it up, when you do michael cane to each other in that scene, i have sent that scene, its on youtube, but i have sent that to everyone i know. Its one of the funniest things ive ever seen i think the whole thing people like is i feel like im with you guys so you are going on a trip with thats something where we just i mean, when you see that on that tape, the first trip it was ten years ago, it was just different and, yeah, that happened and we just started talking about michael cane and rob you know, we sort of are competitive, not really competitive. We started doing michael cane. Rob and i really, that was a genuine little impersonation battle, you know jimmy who is more famous who has done michael cane in front of audiences we both did it in front of michael cane. We did the big show with the albert hall. You can see that on youtube, too. Yeah, we did it on youtube we did michael cane in front of him and he was hiding behind a newspaper. I think he said what did he say . Were doing his voice and saying, youre not getting the voice right. The younger voice is like that, but when he gets older, it goes to the back of the throat. I start saying he doesnt have the nasal quality. Yeah. In the old days it was like that it was more like that. You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. And he gets emotional now, right . His voice starts to crack like that. His voice starts to crack because she was only 16 years old. She was only 16 years old doesnt even have a bit a very emotional scene for him to be emotional. He could just be saying, id like a cup of tea with a milk and two sugars. Jimmy oh, my god. And he was behind us and he put the newspaper down and said, youre a couple of funny guys, but youre out of shape. I do this for a living and he came forward and did his michael caine. Jimmy thats perfect. Just his normal voice. Jimmy i love that. And also i love there was a mick jagger discussion. Yeah. This is from a true story where we said in the trip to spain, i was at the party and mick jagger said, i was amazed, he said we chatted and it was all lovely he obviously watched the trip. Later im leaving and i hear this voice, hey, rob, rob. And i looked around, and he was up on the landing, and he looked at me. I thought, mick jagger is calling t he went, hey, dont throw those bloody stares at me. I thought what and he went, dont throw those bloody stares at me. And he was doing an impression of me doing an impression of michael cane in zula. Jimmy im so psyched to see this movie, the trip to greece i hope this is not the last one. I know it is but i think maybe in two years you come back. I think well, heres what i will say in, say, ten years when enough time has passed, if steve is still alive, im happy to do it. Jimmy ill live it at that steve coogan, rob brydon, i love you guys thank you so much for doing it i really appreciate. Stay safe. Buy, guys. Stick around we have music from Courtney Barnett next go bang bang, there goes my bazooka go bang bang, there goes my bang bang, i want my mind blown, i want my mind blown go bang bang, there goes my bazooka confident financial plans, calming financial plans, theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. Find yours at letsmakeaplan. Org. Americas frontline aid organizations are in desperate need of essential supplies to help families and communities. 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Dont come with your arms swinging throw them around me some kind of sweet relief i hope you never leav its all the same to m just bring yourself you know your presenc is present enoug i got a front row seat its all the same to me i spend a lot of my tim doing a whole lot of nothing i know youre doin your best i think youre doin just fin i know its been a long week and now your taking your time some kindness goes aroun some kind of backfires its all the same to me ignore that voic it puts you down you make your choic im here for you its all the same to m i got a lot on my mind but i dont kno how to say i i know youre doin your best i think youre doin just fin keep on keeping on you know youre not alone and i know al your stories but ill listen to them again and if you move awa you know ill miss your fac its all the same to me you know its all the same to me keep on keeping on you know youre not alon youre not along and i know al your stories but ill listen to them agai and if you move away you know ill miss your face ill miss your face its all the same to me you know you k across america, Business Owners are figuring things out. 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How is everybody doing were about to go on hiatus for a week, which is cool, but also, this was the only thing on my calendar and also, my calendar is just some hash marks i made on the wall with a screwdriver. Anyway, lets get to the news. President trump was tested this