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I love you all right, next time ill send you a card whbat . An email thats what i meant. An email send you an email. Thats right today is earth day and like most people i am recycling the same outfit ive worn for the past 35 days i love earth day my favorite part is seeing the kids wake up, run down the stairs and open their buckets of compost left under the tree aw today is the 50th earth day. You can tell earth day turned 50 because earlier today, earth changed its hairstyle and bought a corvette. This is crazy. I read about a cow in wisconsin that wandered into someones property and took a dip in their swimming pool. And as she walked out of the pool, every bull slowly pulled down their sunglasses. Finally, i saw that tomorrow is take our daughters and sons to workday or as thats now called, every single day that is our monologue everybody. We have a great show tonight he is a hip hop legend he is the star of movies, tv shows. He has an Instagram Live thing called the cool down. Of course, you might know him from ncis la, which is celebrating its 11th season. Ll cool j is here. Thank you, ll. There is his charity hes working with, covid19 Solidarity Response Fund for the w. H. O he was actually part of the event the other night for Global Citizen so im happy hes on the show tonight. Also, today is earth day everybody. Its the 50th anniversary of earth day. Shout out to my friend pete shapiro who is setting up this so many giant things for earth day. It really works really well with those events. And they had to cancel this years and i know hes really bumped out about it cause he had a a giant thing planned. Earth day should be every day as i do say when i talk to our guest jane goodall who is on the show jane and i were talking. And i know its an odd time. And its a scary time right now. And but i do feel like also there is a weird thing kind of happening. If youre looking at the Silver Lining of not going out and not driving in cars and not damaging the earth and you see these examples, when you see, you know, the canals in venice in italy have sea life swimming in venice. Meas bears and animals Walking Around in national parks, just coming out because theres no humans and theyre like, wait, we can do this. And youre like, yeah, you can always this is your land. You can do this. So i mean, there is something to i think were all kind of getting that but ive seen these reports everywhere that, yeah, we should take care of the earth more than we do. And sometimes we take a little bit of advantage and its the Little Things its the turning off the tap of water or, you know, not driving to the store and walking to the store, you know, wearing a face mask, of course. And who better to have as a guest, second guest on our show tonight but dr. Jane goodall who has a new documentary on National Geographic right now it premiered today, actually shes just working so hard with roots and shoots and everything you couldnt even imagine. And if you feel like being inspired, stay tuned for jane goodall shes fantastic. We also have for our third guest tonight, spoken word artist, kate tempest who is always fantastic on our show and really puts on a special performance that i think youll love well, its wednesday, guys and thats usually when we play a thing called what are you doing wednesday . Jimmy hey, you guys we do this thing every wednesday where i show you my favorite videos that you guys are making during your quarantine thing at home, which i appreciate you guys doing things that just made me laugh so heres a couple this first one is from djgianniblu he wanted to practice his post quarantine travels so we want pretend that he was in an airport. So this is him at an airport but in his house using his treadmill. Watch. Jimmy my only wish was that the person filming that would come over and said, no, thats my luggage. All luggage looked the same. Then they pull the luggage and they go, oh, no that is yours. This next one is a two friends. One from maevemcdonough her friend she was trying to tell her friend that she forgot to put her sodas left your soda is on top of your car. Your soda is on top of your car. As she was pulling away. Watch this. Dude, your sodas on your car. Your sodas on your car. Jimmy i mean, i dont know what else could happen for it to just short out the wires of the car . I dont know that was a perfect video this next one is this Instagram User set up a course for their hedgehog well, you have to keep the physical fitness happening during this quarantine we are back, ladies and gentlemen, with another thrilling episode of american hedgehog warrior. And there she goes, deep into the trees of pool noodle forest as you can see from the overhead, theres really only one viable path out of the woods through the center but it looks like peppers found herself in a pickle box. Shell have to make her way up the noodle stairs first. And then use some of that Upper Body Strength to get her to the top of the slip. And, boom, smooth as silk. Take a look at how she uses the back legs to hit the brakes at the bottom and then she doesnt miss a beat jimmy on a scale of one to pepper, how much have you worked out during this quarantine good job, pepper this last one from carlosmelian. He had some fun watching trump give a press conference. Watch this it completed it in three days you might say 3 1 2 days it will be completed today jimmy hey, its hard to get a good haircut these days. Thank you for all these videos and keep filming them. Ill keep watching them. Guys, beastie boys are one of my favorite bands. And they have a documentary out on apple tv plus right now and i wanted to see if we can play maybe a onesecond song challenge with me versus another giant beastie boys fan, questlove. Heres the onesecond beastie song challenge with questlove. Jimmy questlove, i figured since the beastie story is coming on apple tv, i wanted to test your knowledge. I know youre a big beastie fan. So am i. Questlove yeah. To challenge you to a game of onesecond songs. Now the way its going to work is im going to hear im going to go first. Were going to have nine songs and if i cant guess it, you guess. And you can steal a point from me whoever has the most points by the end wins is that cool questlove okay, thats cool jimmy lets start the game here we go another plane, another train no sleep till brooklyn yeah jimmy all right, so every time you hear that, that means we got it. [ laughter ] i got another plane, another train, another bottle on the brian. Another girl, another, another fight, another drive all night all right, that was mine all right, quest, your turn. Questlove that is funky boss. Yeah jimmy of course it was great use of a Richard Pryor sample i love it. Questlove yep. Jimmy funky boss. That was great all right, all right this game so far so, so far its 11 beastie to beastie fan yo, man. Youre going to curve ball me. But you cant mess with country mic. Is it country mic . No. Questlove knew it. I can steal it yeah. Thats the 5piece Chicken Dinner that opens up side 2 of pauls boutique, right yeah. Jimmy oh, my god. Questlove all right, my turn jimmy yeah, your turn. Questlove oh, one more time, please wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait cam you tell me about the hell, no shut the shadrach. Jimmy yeah yeah. I had to figure out where it was from i almost lost it jimmy steal that one all right, now its my turn. I just dont want to mess it up brass monkey. Yeah. Questlove all right. Jimmy i got nervous for a second because theres so many samples of stuff. 32, questlove right now, its your turn, quest. Here we go questlove okay no, okay jimmy i got this one, man. Im going to take a wild guess and say so what you want. No. Jimmy im going to say intergalactic. Yeah. Jazz and a. W. O. L, thats our team. Step inside the party. Disrupt the whole scene. Questlove all right, you got me jimmy all right, so its 33, tied up we only have two more and then the mishmash at the end. Questlove okay its my turn this turn, right . Pass the mic. Yeah. Jimmy its that opening haunting questlove yeah jimmy all right. Questlove my turn. Jimmy yep, your turn questlove okay jimmy i got it questlove you know it . Jimmy easy questlove yo, you got me jimmy its the one ready . Like, the sound, it goes like questlove what is it jimmy i think its can i steal and ill just say its skills to pay the bills. Yeah. Jimmy i got the skills what skills to pay the bills questlove thats the bside you got me on the bside, man. Jimmy they still made a video for it questlove thats unfair. All right, good. Jimmy but this is up for anyone so now, do we need something to buzz in, man do you have anything you could bang on or something questlove yeah, this oldfashioned car horn here. Jimmy i have a globe the kind of looks like the back of but doesnt make noise questlove i have a a microphone from mike d jimmy all right, here we go last one this is for all the marbles. Questlove wait, what jimmy what questlove is that cookie puss . No. Jimmy can i hear it again . Oh, okay do it again. Play it again. Questlove wait a minute. Jimmy egg raid on mojo . Yeah. Jimmy oh, my god questlove that was egg raid on mojo. [ laughter ] i thought it was time for livin. Congratulations young james fallon jimmy oh, my gosh. That was a game right there, man. That is bizarre. Questlove you got it, jimmy. Youre the champion. Youre the beastie champ with a globe in your hand. Jimmy its the Little Things, man. Its the Little Things questlove you got it jimmy thanks for playing, dude questlove all right, thank you, man jimmy bye, bud questlove see ya jimmy my thanks to questlove. Check out the beastie boys story on apple tv plus. More with ll cool j when we come back, everybody with this one little nexgard chew comes power, confidence, reassurance youre doing whats right, to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. This one little nexgard chew is the 1 vet recommended protection. And its the only chew, fda approved to prevent infections that cause lyme disease. Plus, its safe for puppies. Theres a lot of power in this one little nexgard chew. Nexgard. What one little chew can do. Leave it at your front door, or have it ready for you at our drivethru. Just use jimmyjohns. Com or our app to tell us what sandwiches, drinks, chips and cookies youre hungry for, when you want it and how you want it. Were ready. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. What does an apron have to do with insurance . An apron is protection. An apron is not quitting until youve helped make something better. What does an apron have to do with insurance . For us, especially right now, everything. Step by step, were goingt now, to figure this out. Were gonna find a way through this. Were working really, really hard in hospitals, our nurses, our techs, all the docs. Its about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. Were gonna go through an awful lot of these. All across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. We stay at work. For you. You stay at home for us. Just know were all with you. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you doctors nurses. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. Ll cool j is a rap legend also an awesome actor i got to catch up with him today on zoom. Check it out heres my interview with ll cool j. Jimmy ll cool j. Oh, my gosh. What up jimmy i miss you, man. Always good to see your face good to see you, too. Jimmy i should start this off by saying props and hello for my wife, nancy who worked with you on charlies angels with drew barrymore. Wow, thats crazy jimmy thats my wife, nancy juvonen. I didnt know that. Jimmy yeah, so she loves you and drew loves you they said they had the best time with you doing that yeah, yeah. Tell them i said tell nancy i said, hello. Tell drew i said, what up. That was you know, that was a real big deal for me, you know, just doing that role at that time because it was a time when i was kind of trying really explore things outside of my music and really get into acting a little bit more and i was kind of got my feet wet in a larger production of film. Jimmy yeah so i actually learned a lot on that film so definitely give them my love you know what im saying jimmy i know youre managing to stay very busy the ncis l. A. Season finale is this sunday at 9 00 p. M. In cbs. Yeah. Jimmy thats going on 11 seasons am i right Something Like that . This is the 11th season, you know jimmy thats awesome its amazing, man and last week, we were like the number one streaming show in america, like, you know, and its like funny because you hear all this news about things streaming and whats cool and what the ncis l. A. Fans theyre just amazing theyre unbelievable, and they just keep, you know, keep jimmy dont slow down. So, its been great been really cool jimmy dont slow down. Dont slow down, man absolutely i listened to you channel on sirius xm rock the bells i want to say it channel 43. Yup jimmy and i listen to it because i know because, you know, im a big ll fan ive researched this you actually have a pardon to selecting what songs are in there and the style and the well, its beyond selecting i actually program this station. Jimmy you do like, i literally like yes, its one of my jobs you know whats interesting . Right now its free, too people could go on there and check it out jimmy on april 27th youre doing the cool thing with the beasties youre its a virtual town hall yeah. Jimmy the beastie boys yeah, yeah, and i you know, i saw your interview with them, too. It was a lot of fun. Jimmy dude, you go way back with the beasties and adrock i want to say well, yeah adrock yeah, adrock he adrock actually is the person who gave me demo to rick rubin and thats how i got my break so adrock or the beastie boys, you know, he helped me get my break. He got you know, he really got me my break. He listened cause he used to hang out with rick in his dorm room every day i sent the tape there. Rick would just throw them in a corner in a box with a bunch of other tapes ad would go through the boxes when he had nothing to do. He was playing hooky from school he listened to my tape hes like, aww, ll cool j. He played it and he liked it, and he told rick to listen to it and blah blah blah. And then he rick ended up, you know, calling me down and we made a record and on top of that, adrock, you know actually made the beat on my first song i need a beat you know what im saying jimmy did he really . Yeah he programmed the drum machine rick produced it but adrock, you know, programmed the drums and everything on that yeah jimmy what was your beat on i need a beat before adrock did it it was something i had done on a chord drum machine. A demo on a chord drum machine jimmy really yeah. It was similar but it definitely wasnt the same it was you know what adam was way was definitely better but it was perfect jimmy he did like an 808 thing, but then you end up hanging with the beasties for like that was what was that 84, 85 that was 84. Yeah, that 84 1984 jimmy and you ive seen videos of you guys on tour in like london, maybe london, yeah. All over the world, yeah jimmy what was it like what was new york city like . Man, you know its crazy because i spent time uptown because my man, silver fox silver fox was the guy he was like he was like my rap mentor he taught me a lot about hiphop and emceeing specifically so i spent a lot of time uptown early on but i had never spent a lot of time downtown. So, you know, i would be going downtown and wed be going to like, you know id go to like cbgbs it wasnt always with adam and then, but id be like in cbgbs listening to on the punk scene, and like you know what i am saying listening to like this punk and this rock. Jimmy were you in to punk . Were you into punk huh jimmy were you into punk no, i wasnt, but i would hear rick talk about it. I would hear russell talk about it it was part of the world of new york at that time. So i would go just down there and check it out just to see what was going on. I was just very curious. You know what im saying ive always been very curious. So, i would go down to cbgs and cbgbs. That where i saw the guys like rocking extra hard you know and that did inspired me in a lot of ways. You know what im saying like, seeing those guys on stage. Different groups that i couldnt even name on stage. But they used to be like killing it jimmy yeah it was loud, aggressive it was crazy so i think that kind of stuck with me, you know, as i moved forward and started recording. You know what im saying just being around that scene jimmy youre also doing a thing that i thought was really cool on instagram called the cool down. Yeah. Its me connecting with real people i felt like, you know what sometimes, you know people, you know, can be celebrities and they can obtain a certain amount of success and they can be living a certain type of life and get disconnected from real people, man so its like, why not reach out to people, see how theyre doing, send them words of encouragement, share some love, communicate with them. It may not be the same as me performing which can happen at some point too but it allows me to really understand where people are at connect with people and send them words of encouragement. And for me, thats really important. And this is not about you know, for me, its not about politics its not about like, you know, you vote for who you want. Do what you want, but humanity you know what im saying like on a human level, we just need to care about each other. You know what im saying jimmy were asking everyone who comes on our show, and first of all, thank you again for coming on cause we love you. But all your fans love you and so this has helped a lot of people what charities are they spotlighting or highlighting that they would like to talk about and yours is covid19 Solidarity Response Fund for world health organization. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is my my daughter wrote this out. Its hard for you to read it [ laughter ] is that helping anyone i love it i love it. Look, anybody go there, you know, donate, give and look, all i can encourage everybody to do is just, you know be as supportive as you can in this moment, cause theres a lot of people hurting and a lot of people that are going through it, man. So you know, do the right thing and you know, do whats right in your heart. Jimmy yeah you know what im saying . Jimmy yeah, i was wondering, before you go, could i play one quick game when we come back from the break lets do it, lets do it. No question. Jimmy more with ll when we come back. Yeah. Jimmy more tonight show. Thank you. Jimmy more tonight show. Thank you. Thank you. 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I want to talk about this furious five challenge that youve been doing on instagram yeah. Jimmy like, how did it start. And whats the idea of the game can i play the idea of the game is you have a furious five seconds to go to find five items and you have five seconds each so, you know, you have to go find an item, whatever item i name in five seconds you know what im saying jimmy this is tough huh jimmy this is tough a little bit for me because i dont know if you have this. But when i got married, all of my stuff left. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy all my stuff is gone yeah, yeah, yeah, your stuff start disappearing, right . Yeah. I dont see it anymore but im in, like, kind of a work room so i can find things that if you give me something, i can find it okay, ill give you a a furious five seconds to find a dog chew toy 1,000 points jimmy a chew toy yeah, a chew toy. 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,000. Ehn, that might have been a buzzer beater. That might have been a buzzer beater okay, thats a buzzer beater you almost missed that jimmy you got to give me that zoom extra seconds for zoom [ laughter ] you know what i got i have a tennis balls all over the house. Oh, so, tennis ball so thats the chew toy jimmy my dog loves tennis balls. And she walks around and even just holds it in her mouth and just like, just like walks around, like, she and then just drops them. This one i can throw away. I love that i love that. Jimmy this one is janky. But that ones so thats these are just strewn around the house. Youre in an office i want you to find one more thing. Jimmy yep. Find something from winnie and franny, anything 11,000. 21,000. 31,000. Jimmy i got this i got two things whats that whats that . Let me see let me see let me see jimmy all right, this is a a drawing from winnie. Thats pretty amazing, actually jimmy it looks like a unicorn cat or something unicat thats the unicat jimmy a unicat. Shes created a new animal thats the new character on the show the unicat. I love the unicat we love the unicat. Jimmy the unicat can be the new thing. The unicat is the new thing. You just got to cut the mouth out and then let the unicat whatever the unicat wants to talk about, the unicat can talk about i love it. Jimmy all right. Thats see, thats already, im inspired. I also grabbed i grabbed a drawing that i drew when i was a kid. I got i put this is called peace thats hilarious. You got the black dude and [ laughter ] i love it. I love it. Jimmy i only got a good. You only got a good wow, thats funny. You only got good. I think its pretty good, actually jimmy come on, peace peace is great i like that jimmy how about this can do one for you all right all right, ill play with you. Jimmy find me the last pair of sneakers you wore 11,000. 21,000. 31,000. 41,000. Oh, he did it. What are those ones . Those are mcm pumas jimmy wow. Theyre mcm pumas jimmy look at those ones you know what im saying. Then i got another pair. You know what i mean you know what mean know what im saying these are kind of cool, too. No ads here, ladies and gentlemen. This is just jimmy no, no, no, no, no this is just fun this just having fun you know me i think these are pretty cool, too. Its funny, i look at them on the zoom they look brand new. But theyre not. They look like completely new. Which is crazy jimmy i dig i like those colors, man. Ll, i cant thank you enough for coming on the show means a lot to me. Best to the fam. Hugs i cant wait to see you in person because, you know, i love you man congrats in everything thank you, man. I appreciate it. More love, baby. Jimmy bye, bud peace wild thing, you make my heart sing but i wanna know for sure yeah we all wanna know, honey. So. Blue. Blue means boy. Blue means boy its a boy if you ride, you get it. Geico motorcycle. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. 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Is that who i think it is . Is that mr. H . This is the famous mr. H. I think [ laughter ] and ive had him for 25 years and hes been to 65 countries amd he symbolizes the indomitable humans spirit cause he was given to me by a a guy who went blind at 21 and has actually taught himself to paint. Hes is an extraordinary man so mr. H symbolizes that indomitable spirit jimmy i love mr. H he was on our show last time when you and i talked. So i was going to bring him up anyways after you brought him on hi, mr. H. Ive heard that youre busier than ever. I mean, i keep seeing you pop up youre online and youre posting and youre doing video chats. And i think its amazing what youre doing im actually more busy than on the tour. I mean, way more because im trying to send video messages to, you know, to encourage all the people on the ground working in africa. Were very concerned about that im sending messages to the 24 other Jane Goodall Institutes trying to you know, just gives them reason for hope jimmy oh, absolutely your lifting spirit every time we see you i saw one episode of story time with dr. Jane. Can you talk a little bit about that yeah. Well, i thought, you know, all these children who come to school and parents who are kind of worried about how they can cope with them and do their other office work from home and so ive been reading stories about the chimpanzee family, elephant family, so on jimmy yeah the little children but now, ive begun doing other messages and also ive begun reading in the shadow of man, the first chimpanzee book wrote back in 1972, i think it was jimmy oh, my gosh. 1972 do you remember like what your mom said when you said, im going to go to africa and work with chimpanzees and write about it. Well, actually, i was 10 years old and i read dr. Dolittle and tarzan. And we didnt know anything about chimpanzees back then. I just dreamed of going to africa, living with wild animals and writing books about them so everybody laughed at me how would i do it . We didnt have money world war ii was raging. I was just a girl. Girls didnt do that sort of thing. Jimmy wow. If you really want to do Something Like this, youre going to have to work extraordinarily hard, learn everything you can about what you want to do take advantage of every opportunity. But if you still continue wanting to do it and you dont give up, then youre probably find a way and i did. I got there. Jimmy last time you were on the show, i told you i have two little girls now theyre 6 and 5. And obviously, im a fan i wanted them to know who you are. And so we had a painting of you put up in my living room and i told them all about stuff weve done together and what youve done with even roots and shoots which i know continues to thrive and actually, you have a weekly schedule for kids on roots and shoots things that kids can do and like just to parents are looking for that yeah. And you know, they can read books online if theyre older, they can look at documentaries its a wonderful chance to actually learn about things that they want to learn about, not just School Curriculum although, many children are doing, you know, Classes Online they want to do everything [ laughter ] jimmy its true. Ive been with children and please, parents, just support your child the way mom did me. Dont try and push your child to do something you want them to do. That isnt their thing cause thats whats happening all the time its sad jimmy yeah this time when everybody is, you know, locked down or whatever we call it, its a time for reflection and thinking about the part we want to play in the future of our planet jimmy theres one i mean, ive read many things about you, but also seen great documentaries. Theres one coming up. National geographic has premiered today, which is earth day, by the way. Happy earth day. Its the 50th anniversary of earth day. It kind of feels odd that were indoors. But im about to go outside in my backyard and thank the earth. But Jane Goodall Institute is stronger than ever now what are you focusing on in the midst of all this right now . Well, first of all, im getting the message out. And one really Important Message is that this pandemic was predicted. And people have not heeded the lessons we should have learned from previous epidemics and pandemics. And that is, because we have disrespect of the natural world, disrespect of the animals who live there, taken away so much habitat, crowded animals together, viruses spilling over from one animal species to another some animals pushed into conflict with humans, human beings hunting them, eating them, trafficking them, sending them from one country to another, along with their viruses and selling them in these wildlife markets as food or pets and because the animals are stressed because theres blood and everything everywhere, its perfect environment for a virus to spill over from an animal to a a human. And people have been predicting this its not only wild animals its also the way we treat Domestic Animals in our intensive farms. Thats house created epidemics and will again in the future jimmy wow. I had my daughter write this this says janegoodall. Org. I like it jimmy not the best logo, but thank you. Ill tell her that in honor of you and earth day, im going to reuse this paper all week long until theres no space left to write things on. Just to recycle and make sure that were using everything to its full capacity. And please tell everybody all week long that the world is only going to come right when every day is an earth day. Because were part of the natural world. We depend on it. Jimmy im so happy that you took the time to talk to me and theres so many people that love you so much this really means a lot to me and to the world so especially on earth day dr. Jane goodall, youre the greatest i love you and i cannot wait to see you in person and mr. H. Please bring him along with you. I will bring him. Then we can have a proper hug. Right now we can have a virtual hug, right jimmy ill take it, ill take it. Say hi. A pandemic has the possibility of bringing us together in ways none of us would have been able to expect. Im so small said the mole. Yes said the boy, but you make a huge difference. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. Lets see. Its dry. Theres no dry time makes us wonder why we booked fifteensecond ad slots dries instantly and keeps you protected for fortyeighthours. Leave it at your front door, or have it ready for you at our drivethru. Just use jimmyjohns. Com or our app to tell us what sandwiches, drinks, chips and cookies youre hungry for, when you want it and how you want it. Were ready. It means being there for each other. Thats why state farm is announcing the Good Neighbor Relief Program we know our customers are driving less, which means fewer accidents. So state farm is returning 2 billion dollars to auto policyholders for the period ending may 31st. And well continue making real time decisions to best serve you our customers. Because now, more than ever, being a Good Neighbor means everything. Like a Good Neighbor, state farm is there. Jimmy welcome back hey, if you have kids and youre quarantined, then you know a lot about homeschooling well, no one knows more about that than my very funny friend nick thune, who is homeschooling his son towns every single day all right, schools going to start in 10 minutes. Nope. Okay. Well, whenever youre ready, just let me know homeschooling with nick thune hi, im nick thune, and this is homeschooling with nick thune. Im going to go over a few tips today for parents who arent actually teachers, and have no right to be teaching anybody anything but now were stuck with it, and were the best our kids are going to get [ light laughter ] ah how far up have you gone in math in school i dont know. Okay, good. Well, well just start with multiplcation. Six times four do you know what that is its no. Okay. Well, its six x four. And if you look at x, which is a roman numeral for ten, six ten four so 64. Go it . Make them thikn that theyre making something fun hi, today im making a face mask i need a pair of scissors, a a piece of paper, and some tape while theyre out there making the craft, you can hang out in the bathroom and basically do whatever you want to do. What [ yelling oh. Oh, thats great good job, son. But dont i get one good job, buddy all right, here we go. And you always want to make sure the adults get one first. Because then you can help the kids so tell me what what have you learned so far in history . That mikey died my doggy since i do standup comedy, i thought this would be a great time to teach my son about what i do, and let him be an audience member and teach him audience etiquette all right, im gonna try out some new jokes with you guys i like mommy better what . I like mommy better thats the worst heckle ive ever gotten. Homeschooling with nick thune towns, where are you towns where are you . Everybody stay home so teachers can go back soon there are times when our need to connect really matters. To keep customers and employees in the know. To keep business moving. Comcast business is prepared for times like these. Powered by the nations largest gigspeed network. To help give you the speed, reliability, and security you need. Tools to manage your business from any device, anywhere. And a team of experts here for you 24 7. Weve always believed in the power of working together. Thats why, when every connection counts. Jimmy performing peoples faces from her album the book of traps and lessons, please give it up for kate tempest. Its coming to pass my countries coming apar the whole things becoming such a bumbling farce was that a pivota historical moment we jus went stumbling past here we are dancing in the rumbling dark so come a little closer give me Something Real that to grasp give me your beautifu crumbling heart anothe disaster catharsis another halfdiscarde mirage another mask slips i face off with the physical my heads ringing from the love of the stars there is too much pretence here too much depends on the fragile wage and extortionate rents here were working every dread day that is given us feeling like the perso we should be it really isnt u like were going to buckle underneath the trouble like any minute now our struggles are goin to finish us and then we smil at all our friends its hard got our heads dow and our hackles up our backs agains the wall i can feel yo aching none of this wa written in stone there is nothing were forbidden to know and i can fee things changin even when im weak and im breaking ill stand weepin at the train station cause i can see your faces so much peace to be found in peoples faces i saw it roarin i felt it clawing at m clothes like a grieving friend it said there are n new beginnings until everybody sees that th old ways need to end but its so hard to accept that we are all one and the same flesh given the rampant divisio between oppressor complici and oppressed but we are though more empathy less greed an more respect all ive got to say has already been sai you heard it from yourself when you were lying in your bed and yo couldnt sleep thinking couldnt we be doing things differently im listening to ever little whisper in th distance singing hymns and i can i can feel things changing its hard got our heads dow and our hackles up backs against the wall i can feel you heart racing none of this wa written in stone the currents fast bu the river moves slow and i can fee things changin even when im weak and im breaking i stand weeping at the train station cause i can see your faces so much peace to be found in peoples faces i love peoples faces jimmy cause youre first, right . No. First is the best. Second is the worst. Jimmy second is the best third is the but, but, it mine rhymes do you have a reason jimmy yep. Okay, guys, we have an all new show tomorrow and friday thank you so much for watching thanks to all my guests. Who goes first me jimmy all right. I go last i go last. Jimmy go first is the best. Second is the best third is the one whoa [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight the lonely island andy samberg, akiva schaffer, jorma taccone, star of maggies plan, actress greta gerwig an all new Second Chance theatre featuring the 8g band with Allison Miller [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news kentucky and oregon both held their democratic primary elections today. Bernie sanders said he thinks he can win both of them and Hillary Clinton said, how many damn states are there this is dumb, and it should be over now [ laughter ] experts are suggesting that Donald Trumps base of support may be much greater than polls are reporting, because some voters may be reluctant to admit to pollsters that they agree with trumps ideas guys, thats a red flag. Your president shouldnt be a guilty pleasure. [ light laughter ] ugh, i know i should be getting a salad, but im just going to vote trump im so bad right now. [ laughter ] shark tank star mark cuban said in an interview yesterday that he would vote for Hillary Clinton over donald trump saying, the devil you know is better than the devil you dont know. Or more accurately, the devil you know is better than, you know, the devil. [ laughter ] following the revelation that

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