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Another edition of the longest days of our lives, that soap opera in quarantine over zoom with people that look like kristen wiig, will ferrell and a very special guest i wont say who it is. It is Matthew Mcconaughey. Why not tell you who it is all right guys, are you ready for this are we going to do the monologue . Lets do the monologue first and before i get to the monologue, lastly, tomorrow night a big event. One world at home together this is with steven colbert, jimmy kimmel and i are hosting it lady gaga set the whole thing up paul mccartney, elton john, certain things i cant tell you. Rolling stones are going to be on it. It is two hours in the making. Just watch it and enjoy it and set your dvr now pause this and set your dvr to tape that, one world together at home i might have said together at home together at home is what it is lets start with the monologue are you ready for the monologue . Here we go are you ready . Are you ready for this here we go hey. Are you excited . Yes okay, good. Welcome to the tonight show at home edition today is bat Appreciation Day. They are incredible. They can see in the dark and use Echo Location to find foods. The only thing they cant do right now is read the room that is right. It is bat Appreciation Day out of all of the events that were cancelled in the last month this might have been one of them, right. Guys that i saw that dr. Phil is in hot water for comments that he made about the coronavirus. You can tell dr. Phil is in trouble because he booked a onehour exclusive interview with himself do you feel any remorse . Yes, i do. I am doing this, okay. Okay thank you. I read that Many Americans have tried cutting their own bangs. Cutting your own bangs is a great idea if you looked at Mark Zuckerberg and thought i want that alternatives to shaking hands like raising your eyebrows and smiling. That is a good idea until my plumber thought that i was hitting on him how you doing . The streets are pretty much empty, speeding tickets have nearly doubled on the bright side most new yorkers appreciated getting a ticket saying it was nice to be able to yell at a stranger again. The nfl draft is less than a week away but the college top Football Players will sign Million Dollar contracts and keep living at home with their parents. I read that experts say that coronavirus stress could lead to weight gain. I think that is what they said that is tough to hear over the sound of my dorito and captain crunch sandwich. That is our monologue. Now time for thank you notes guys, come on back guys, today is friday they would be here thanking us right now. All right. Here we go the first one. Thank you for looking more like crocs than crocs thank you to smudgy webcam lens for being my soft focus beauty secret on zoom thank you new drake song tootsie slide for giving dad super specific instructions on how to embarrass their kids on tiktok right foot in. Left foot slide. Here is dad shaking his back side thank you reports that the cancellation because of the coronavirus. Thank you mirrors for that brief moment of thinking hey, someone new to talk to oh, thats just me did you like that . You did . Thank you lines where everyone is standing six feet apart for looking like a drive through where the cars are invisible okay thank you glass of wine before going to bed for now being two glasses, maybe three three is basically a bottle so thank you karaoke for being the most fun way to hear your thank you. Thank you wiping down my groceries for giving me a chance to caress a bag of tostitos. We will be right back with the longest days of our lives with kristen wiig, will ferrell and special guest Matthew Mcconaughey how about no no uh uh, no way come on, no no nnnnono only discover has no annual fee on any card. Wthe Natural Light is amazing. Hardwood floors. There is a bit of a clogging problem. clog dancing at least geico makes it easy to bundle our renters and car insurance. Yeah, helping us save us even more. For bundling made easy, go to geico. Com magnum ice cream double caramel. Now in ice cream tubs and bars. Last week i showed you an episode on of the longest days of our lives, a soap opera that they are doing on zoom, through zoom during this quarantine. I cant believe they are actually pulling it off. Here is the newest episode of the longest days of our lives. Previously seen on the longest days of our lives. I cheated on you with your brother. You will never get your hands on the fortune i already have. A horrible time that feels like it might last forever these are the longest days of our lives. Vanessa, as always you look like you are full of secrets well, i am definitely full of one secret one big secret a baby thats right im pregnant what how did you i got pregnant on zoom. Which means no. The baby might be mine if it isnt my long lost brother, fontane i came as soon as i heard i was doing zoom with my sister, susan. Yeah. Cool. Good for her Pay Attention to me i got pregnant on the internet and one of you is the father how dare you. Ouch ah please, stop. How are we ever going to find out who the real father is well, i think i can be of some help with the answer to that question. Well, if it isnt the famed obgyn doctor my villainous exwife pushed me off a dock in very shallow wat water. Please tell us who is the father is it winston . Is it fontane . The father is both. Yes both winston and fontane and fontane is winston because i separated them at birth. Wait. Wait wait hold on a second how. You are basically the same age i might be a baby doctor now, but back then i was a baby doctor so sorry, i gasp why did you switch us lets just say someone that you know paid me some very pretty paper who did me. Listen. Ah join us next week on the longest days of our lives. 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We were working together on a tv series i had a dinner party there she got a phone call halfway through dinner we are in melbourne, australia the phone rings. Everybody goes quiet we are talking 94. Mobile phones are new. Everybody gets quiet deb is talking who. Who. Hang on a second mick jagger is in a limo with my friends outside your house and wants to go and party with me as well i am like my girlfriend wanted me to come out on a night with mick jagger i am like go. She is as you can tell mick i am having dinner with hugh jackman. I am like ah thats cool come on. I love that story. Here you are i dont even like rock and roll it wasnt such a hard pass i am like i think you should have gone. Come on. Here we are 24 years later. Yeah. Me and your husband are going to start baking you can do everything. You can do everything i asked you, you said you are going to bake. What are we doing today. We are going to do challah bread. It is really easy but it looks impressive it is a long process i am halfway through the process. I am slightly ahead of you i guess. My friend over gave me already made dough i am jealous already. I did not know this. You can ask people for raw dough and they will give it to you i had no idea either. Whoa one of the gifts i have ever given is a bread machine i get up early i am not really a morning person when you are waking up to the smell of fresh bread that has been cooking because it has been on the timer yeah yeah 17 years of playing wolverine where bread was like water i have the bread. Break it down into thirds. Roll it. Do you see those is that marijuana cheech. Cover it with flour. All right. Here you go. One. Two, three do you have some flour on the surface . Yeah. I got flower there see, i am holding these guys that is good. Quick. I got these yeah. And then you have them sort of fanning out. Exactly pinch together what we are holding. Look, i am wolverine. How do you bridge it . Like that, no have three like that and outside one fold into the middle of the other two. Okay outside one on the left fold into the middle. Whichever is outside you want to go into the middle a nice bridge like a tunnel it didnt yeah. You have the kids there havent you. Thats good very good. And pinch the ends together like they are coming in pinched see how i pinched the ends so it does not come apart when you cook okay. I got that that took me like 20 minutesou. Okay one egg. Watch this. I am going to crack it with one hand lets see ready, watch it nice. Impressive only a couple of shells in there. You wont even see it. Crunch. All right. What are we making egg whites beating it up and you are going to just paint it on like it is glazing over it. That is what gives it that shine. Yeah. Is your oven preheated . 355. I did that. We are going to put it in, 25 minutes. That means you have to talk to me for a full 25 minutes i can do that easy, man all right. Here we go thats challah. You know what i want to show you. Oh, man you got your taps. I got the tap shoes i figured i would have to put them on for you. You inspired me. One day. One day we are going to do it, man. Wait. Wait that looks like a really good wood floor it is literally bashing it almost like the dog did it or something. Pick it up. All right thats all i got thats pretty good. I am going to get better at it i want to see it when you come on broadway. I would love you to come and see it that was the first musical i ever did in high school. I didnt play the lead it was the first, you know, i was one of the number twos or something and i love it. It is weird 35 years later it is one of my favorite musicals now are the lead. Yeah. I auditioned and it went really well at the beginning it was kind of like a little bit of a rap he is a music man. The big trombone and the drums and the piccolo and the no, sir. Nope he gathers and gathers and shines its him the train is slows down. Thats it. Thats it you are going to get tapping to that or something i cant wait for that. It is such a shame what is going on you know i was just reading it today 96,000 jobs all associated just broadway alone and it is just devastating. 16 shows were due to open. You know, i do not know if people understand but when a show opens that is five to ten years of work and the dream is that one day you will be on broadway for those shows i pray they will be able to get the investors and casting together and when it is safe they will reopen broadway is like the heart beat of new york city i know when your city comes back and when it is safe for everyone it will come roaring back. I am thrilled that i have a chance to be a part of that. Yeah. We will be strong as ever. I want to talk to you about your new hbo film yeah. All right we will be right back with hugh jackman everybody. 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Lets talk about bad education you know this is a good time to have a movie out on hbo. Everybody is at home getting set to watch watch one of the greats, hugh jackman. You have a great cast. Alison janney, ray romano, across the board all of those brilliant new york actors how is ray . I love that man the funniest guy you have ever met. Yeah. That is hugh. Say hi, hugh whats your name . I hear him. Yeah have a look at your daddys bread and tell me if you are going to let him braid your hair look at the bread dont touch it it is really hot cool teach you some day how to do it. Everybody likes french bread that is what guys do when they get together. They bake bread together good to see you. Lets talk about the movie. Alison janney it is very hard to get through scenes without laughing. She can make any scene very moving and funny and the story around her is central to the story 2004 school in long island, the biggest theft of Public School money in american history. The school was number 4 in the country, went from nowhere to number 4 and she is the assistant superintendent we are not necessarily in cahoots. A bunch of them ended up taking 4 million and how good people that dedicate their lives to education and service, you know, the best superintendent in the country. A small little, this charge here you know, all together can suddenly become 12 million. Hugh, thank you for coming on the show again we do love you we ask everyone on the show if they have a charity they are working with right now or want to spotlight you chose actorsfund. Org yeah. I chose the actors fund. They dont just look after actors but anyone involved in the entertainment business from ushers to hairdressers to the crew and not just in theaters and film and they do an incredible job i know many, many people who have reached out to them now they cant pay their rent. A couple of them are struggling to eat you know, particularly on broadway they look after people, not just in new york but all across america. They are doing a brilliant job thanks cool thing you are doing. I am going to take my bread out now. Looks like it is getting close not looking perfect. Whoa holy moly that looks great. Right let me get mine out that looks pretty good. Show me yours, man oh, good not bad this is the best thing i have ever made clearly in my whole house. I want everyone to see this. Hugh jackman, i love you buddy you are the best stay safe. Tell the whole family i love you all. When we come back everybody, rose byrne will make a cocktail using tiny syringes and music by kesha. Come right back. After i started cosentyx i wasnt covered anymore. Four years clear. Five years now. I just look and feel better. See me. Real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. 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How are you guys doing hanging in there we are hanging in we are safe. We are healthy you guys have been together for a while and then you started to play together yeah. We just closed literally a week before coming out here, just in time yeah. We were basically in quarantine already. Yeah. Go to work every night that was quarantining when you were working together . Pretty much it was like a crazy, strange place to be for three months i heard that you learned how to make a good drink, rose i have been refining my cocktail skills, yeah. I became obsessed with this cocktail called penicillin it was perfected at this bar milk and honey in new york i know that now i can make it i have the ingredients here on a paper towel. I can show you how to make it. I would love to see how to make a penicillin. I would not have her make you a drink when you are thirsty because it takes a long me you want to see how to do it . Yeah. That would be fantastic. All right. Here we go hey. Here we go this is my little bar in here. I love it i have a measuring stick. I use the that is how you give medicine to your kids 11 milliliters. There we go if you are just tuning in she is making a cocktail eventually you can do it by sight. I am a detail oriented person ever seen anyone make a drink like this . Never nobody has ever done this. That is 22 can we talk about miss america. Yes please miss america, you play gloria ste steinham i play gloria this will be good see as you are talking about Something Else multitasking. I dont understand the funnel part you just poured the whole thing. Got to focus. Thats the lemon 3 8 of an ounce of ginger. I have measurements for ounces on it and i will be using that oh, my gosh jimmy, i am using it as a shaker great you are using it see. This is a ginger shaker where we hide the kids medicine and then we are going to get three ounces i have never seen anyone do this what are you doing . That is three ounces. Oh, my gosh this is the honey this is the honey part of it pour this into the turkey baf r baster to measure it out i need a bit more unfortunately. It is going all over. I know. This is insane. That goes in and then we put two ounces of scotch two ounces of this, okay two ounces of this in here just like that the rest of the week. It is incredible. On hulu, it was an honor she is a legend. How is tracy ulman. I got that ice cube this is a measuring cup she is using to make a single ice. That is actually a smart thing that is pretty good now we are go to shake it up and pour it over ice i am going to shake it up. I dont think that this is going to come out in time, the ice what are you doing . Holy mackerel i am going to get some normal ice. Normal ice. Yeah. And a little single malt on top. Look at that gorgeous. Penicillin. And well earned by the way. Well earned. Well earned the quarantine is over quarantine is over, guys miss america is on hulu thank you for coming on the show thank you, bobby we asked you guys to think of a charity you are working closely with or want to spotlight and you chose food bank nyc. Yes they are an Incredible Organization my friend ethan hawke and Susan Sarandon it is hit so hard as we know by the dreadful virus and the food bank is incredible at providing people food that would otherwise be going very hungry please donate what you can to help our fellow new yorkers get through this and back to the incredible city that we all love thats amazing. Rose, i love you bobby, i love you. I cant wait to see you in person thanks jimmy. Oh what a troll. The World Premiere is now in your home. You may not be thinking about blood donation, but blood is needed to save the lives of people who are sick with a range of illnesses. Its easy and safe to give. If you are in good health, please donate. We need heroes now. Visit red cross blood dot org to schedule an appointment. Performing resentment from her album high road here is kesha. I feel loved darling i feel used nobody makes me feel the way you do and sometimes i sometimes i sometimes i just cant stand it isnt that just the thing about us im still thinking you could be the one but youre always, youre always taking me for granted i got something i gotta get off my chest ive been staying up while you have been sleeping in my bed i dont hate you babe its worse than that cause you hurt me and i dont react ive been building up this thing for months oh, resentment i know you better than you know yourself and theres a part of you that you wont help you say you cant do it, just do it, just do it for my sake its a shame knowing we could be good that you could treat me better if you really wanted to and if you cant do it for my sake then do it for our sake i dont hate you babe its worse than that cause you hurt me and i dont react ive been building up this thing for months oh, resentment i dont know how to leave or how to stay so ive been talking to strangers cause i cant talk to you anymore that way did i let you down, cause you let me down but you would never say that i let you down but you let me down you let me down but i dont hate you babe its worse than that cause you hurt me and im more sad ive been building up this thing for months oh, resentment thank you guys for tuning in. 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