Selfquarantine. I want to thank you all for doing your job and staying at home i know we dont get enough thanks for doing this. On behalf of my family i want to thank you for staying at home and doing your part. Well get through this i want to thank everybody whos been watching and the great feedback weve been getting. I think i read all these different charitable things that are habit. Fantastic. I saw ali. Servers can get paid i love that you do that. Daniel hume was a great chef of the restaurant 11 madison park i saw that he its one of the greatest restaurants in the world. Got awarded greatest restaurant in the world as today, its a soup kitchen. That is awesome. So props to you chef hume and everyone else there. It is awesome what youre doing. So thank you we have a great show tonight we have niall horan on the show tonight. His number one album is out. This is his charity word with meals on wheels, meals on wheelsle america. Org thank you for joining us appreciate that. Its an amazing charity. Well get into that with niall right now lets start the show with a new thing everyone is kwarn teebd right now and some of the stuff youre doing on line is funny and so weve seen some funny videos id like to show a couple of my fafrts ive seen on tickto ck o facebook or instagram. Its called what are you doing wednesday . Were all stuck at home. What are you doing what are you are doing at home this first one he understood the rules of selfquarantined. Its awesome that he did that. He wanted to have a little party. Here it is tootsie, tucin. Cheers, cheers to you, bud. Our next stop, this one i love this kid just turned 21, ok. And he obviously couldnt go to a bar to celebrate he can now drink so his parents turned their house into a club, Club Quarantine dad was the bounce irand his mom was the bartender. Check this out hi. Hi. Welcome to quarantine bar its my 21st Birthday Well give you a free drink got the bouncer, and ill do one with you cooperate be cooler last one here is called poor jennifer you might have seep this its a zoom meeting that people are doing together and im doing as well. I never heard of the word zoom two months ago my kids are in zoom. My wife is in zoom you zoom ok i told her not to talk you can talk if you want to. Are you into it . Ahh perfect ok so but, anyway, this is a zoom meeting and boy, watch the one girl trying to sneak off to the bathroom look what happened im one of the only professions that we can never get involved with a former client ever. No matter how long its been some of their professions in years or whatever. I think it depends on the ethical standards of the profession ive heard that before how to have very high standards and like good standards in terms of things and that often times people dont that people of other professions dont have oh what happened i saw nothing oh, my god, jennifer. Oh, my god, jennifer, if youre watching, i just got to say, i got honestly, amazing and you made a lot of people smile. I know its probably embarrassing but man, oman, we need it right now. Thank you so much for that this is what are you doing wednesday . Now time for the monologue. Hey, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. You got this wednesday, nile noom and flatten the much day. Many people are cutting their own hair, which pretty soon every dudes going to look like from tiger team. The most important thing you can do is keep a normal rue teeb i wake up at 6 00 a. M. And work out. I shower and eat breakfast and watch tv i play with my kids. I eat lunch and the next seven hours i scream into a pillow the boredom is starting to set in when a download the app i actually read the terms and conditions didnt hear you thank you i read theyre trying to figure out their kids apps are educational. This one, since they never open the app, its educational. Heres some good news. China announced theyre lifting lockdown on wuhan on april 8th president xi said he wanted to be back to normal by passover. Thank you guys. Get that book, keith urban and john legend held free virtual concerts on line or maybe thats just an urban legend no audience here, but i somehow heard 300 people droening. The drone got a shot of the blue whale sneezing. Le the dolphin next him yelled thats our monologue, everybody. Hey, i had the opportunity to interview a man niemd niall horan called heartbreak weather. Hes told me about that and other stuff. Heres nile hearen hearen. Yay yay. I love you, niall so good to see you hows it going . Its going well just its so interesting what were doing. Strange times how are you im sitting in my apartment in london. Oh, my god. Thank you for calling in or zooming in i didnt know how much zooming i would be doing but im zooming every day now. Pretty amazing i never zoomed a couple of zoomers. What have you been doing to keep yourtime while youre staying at home . Just been in this position a lot, at the piano. Ive got me guitar here and ive been playing over a couple of tunes the definitely finding the relatively hard to get motivated when all i do is sit in my room. Been cooking ive got bad knees and ive never run before i ran about 15 k this week just to get out of the house if thats not general lounging, looks like youre having a lot more fun than me whats the quarantine nickname you know this . Is it its a people its a feeling plus what you ate. Is that what it is yeah. Ok ive heard about that. Yeah i think it was yesterday ok, so im feeling great im feeling happy. So im happy and i had salmon for lunch, so happy salmon youre a wizard, i softwaweai feel happy and i had a sandwich for lunch. Were blood brothers i cant believe this i wish i was lying im telling you. This is bizarre. Were linked forever, man. Love you love you, bud thats so rad, oh, my gosh. Hey, on the album, by the way, i know last time i talked to you, this is going to be number one and here we are and it is number one congratulations on that. Are you excited about it were you surprise bid anything or youre just loving it yeah. I mean, it was a lot of fun for me little bit of a shame i have to release it amongst all of this, but you know, you cant win every week, and but yeah, its number one in u. K. And ireland. Did well in the states its super exciting. Normally youd be like horan selling the album, right thats right. You cant do that is it changing everything . Its changing the role of the album. I would have been on the today show, st. Patricks day, Something Weird planned. Like radio things and tv things and here and there and mr. Trump decided that were the border on europe and i just get back and do whatever i can do not the regular release, but ive done other things ive sat in instagram for 50,000 people on a nightly base it and played tunes off the album do exactly what i dont normally do but Something Different kind of what youre doing at home i love the heartbreak weather. I got to tell you the video of you youre unbelievable i know youre funny but i dont know if a lot of people know how fountain you are you crushed it it was the best. I wanted to create them sort of character this was called heartbreak weather. It was going to can create some will farrell ron burgundy thing. I. I loved it. Too. I waited for a couple of years what have you got there . Got a i got one, too. Have you been trying to do stuff tin doors . I have one, too. I have a this is the sapped wedge. Yeah. Ive got this one. Put it on the carpet and make balls around the place can you juggle with the ball . I cant yeah. Oops i just lost it oop. Yay, thats awesome there we go oh, my gosh. Thats what im excited about. I cannot do one of them. That is phenomenal, buddy. The that is so good. Youve got a little guy enjoying the ride at home last week it was before the lockdown happened, it was like the sport to do. You could literally walk the fairway. Confined of saved one for the last im not going to run the house you working on your putting game at all . Im doing a little bit. Its a hole at the end of the hallway that id like to get into would you like to see it yeah. Id love to see it piemt you on a book here in the hallway. Oh, my gosh right there at the very end how far away is that . Its are the neighbors complaining . Should we have a go at in it. Please try. This would be fantastic. Its horrendous television. No. This is fantastic tv this is exactly what come on oh oh ill give you a hand. One more time, one more time come on its so good i have to see it again i love it go again. That was too hard, right . What are you hitting it into is it a cup . Its like a toilet roll down at the end of the room oh, my god. That is genius, buddy. Hey, i want to tell everyone tomorrows show has a charity that wed like to promote and talk about yours is nialls meals on wheels america. Org. My daughter drew that. Shes doing a great job thank you very much please explain to everyone what it is and whats your connection to meals on wheels its something that im getting too. Im working a lot at the american version im going to try to work more, especially in these times, Uncertain Times with this charity. Because meals on wheels over in america, meals on wheels in uk, ireland, whenever you are. The most Vulnerable People are the elderly. They cant leave your homes. If youre over a certain age, youre told to completely stay inside my 89yearold grandmother is talking own the phone. People like her, they sort of can get food fruit them. The most vulnerable are looked after and literally wheels meals on wheels. I have the means to do down the elevator and one time i go out to the super mark. Some people dont have that. I think americas huge for that. I love that you chose that. Its fantastic i think a lot of people are going to donate to that tonight thanks to you. I appreciate that. The other thing first of all, i reached out to you just to say hey, if you want to stop by or do anything on the show, id love to have you you immediately got back to me you also said you performed something. You will perform later for us on the show yeah, yeah. I watch you every night. I loved last nights song. Im trying, buddy but theyre fun to its very funny. What are you going play for us tonight later on . Im going to play daerg patience off my album. Its an album track. Ity thought its very relevant right now. I wrote it when i needed vacation and if anybody needs vacation right now its all of us its basically me writing a letter to the tune so i feel like we can all Pay Attention to that. Heartbreak weather is the name of the album. Nile hearen, youre a good man i cant wait to play golf with you outside. Well do this one day. Congrats on the number one record we love you, bud thank you so much. See you soon. Thank you very much. Save on the essentials. During kohls Friends Family sale. Take an extra 20 off. Save on womens and juniors denim. Quilts, 47. 99. And sonoma graphic tees are just 7. 99. Plus, take 10 off your kids sale purchase. Plus get kohls cash. Shop kohls and kohls dot com. When they bundle home and auto with progressive. Wow, thats. And now the progressive commercial halftime show, featuring smash mouth. 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Hey, guys, right now i one of our best things weve ever done on the show. The very talented, kristen bell, gosh, she can do it all. We do the history of disney songs, so your kids will know at least five of these songs. So, play it loud, get your kids, wake them up theyre going to love it and please enjoy, heres the history of disney songs. 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Up where they wal up where they ru up where they stay all day in the sun wandering fre wish i could b part of that world a whole new world a new fantastic point of vie no one to tell us no or where to go or say wer only dreamin certain as the sun certain as the sun rising in the eas tale as old as tim song as old as rhyme beauty and the beast [ cheers and applause ah zabenya [ cheers and applause baba gee tee baba can you feel the lov tonight [ applause ] have you ever heard the wolf cry to th blue corn moon do you want to build a snowman [ laughter ] or aske the grinning bobca why he grins it doesnt have to be a snowman go away, jimmy. Okay bye [ cheers and applause jimmy, wait come here. Youve got a friend in me yeah youve go a friend in me you just remember what your old pal sai youve got a friend in me remember me [ laughter ] though i have t say goodbye remember me [ laughter ] dont let it make you cr see the line where the sky meets the sea [ cheers and applause and it calls me and no one knows how far it goe every days a little harder a i feel my power grow dont you know theres part of me that longs to g into the unknown [ cheers and applause into the unknow into the unknown jimmy, jimmy, jimmy let it go let it go [ cheers and applause cant hold it back anymore let it g let it go turn away and slam the doo i dont care what theyre going to sa let the storm rage o the cold never bothered me anyway [ cheers and applause woof eeh woof wuh [silence] [engine roars to life] [dog howls] dramatic opera music swells from radio [howling continues] too many afterparties. New neutrogena® bright boost with dullnessfighting neoglucosamine. 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And higgins, by the way, is well, hes never been all there, but hes still awesome hes fantastic so, higgins is doing great too and he sends his love to everybody. Guys, right now, this is one of our favorite interviews weve done on the show its rare to see an interview go viral, but this one did. Hes an old friend and he did an amazing job as the joker in the movie called joker as well hes very, very fun and very hes very willing to play. I love him heres me and joaquin phoenix. Enjoy. Jimmy i have a card here that says three things on it. And one of them may be true and one of them none of them may be true but do you mind if i read these things now, are things that i said jimmy yes, you said these three things one of them none of them may be true. But i think i know one of them must be true this does not seem real [ laughter ] jimmy no, its real. Okay, okay, lets see jimmy i cant set him up for that okay, ready . Well i dont jimmy all right, youve watched the movie step brothers more than any other film okay, thats number one. You want me to jimmy no, no, thats number one. Am i just listening jimmy yeah [ laughter ] this is a listening show [ laughter ] my guests come on and listen to me talk. I feel like im being hypnotized again jimmy yeah [ laughter ] welcome back to an all new all right, number two. You love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best actors in the world. Number three, one of your nicknames is kitten. [ laughter ] all right, let me take a guess im going to circle my answer. Then im to ask the audience then im going ask you of what your thing is. Okay. Jimmy this is a thing that no, you wouldnt do that that, maybe, possibly nah id say oh, you said that, but you were being funny. This is the game i play with you with a you. Im going to save that one all right, audience, is it one nobody remembers what what it was [ laughter and applause jimmy it was only 30 seconds ago. What are you talking about but i dont even remember what it what it was jimmy what do you mean what number one can one person remember what the first answer was [ audience shouting jimmy all right, look. Audience step brothers. Jimmy step brothers. Youve seen step brothers more than any other film . You guys listen to em . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i never listen. Jimmy youve seen step brothers more than any other film yeah. Okay jimmy number two what was number two jimmy you love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best actors in the world anyone on that one [ scattered cheers ] well, you just just gave the jimmy number three, one of your nicknames is kitten. So what does that mean . The more i think about this, i dont know if any of these are true i call you walk. Joaquin, i feel like thats too long i save a Little Energy by calling you walk thats the good part walk. Ok walk. The walk is extra i dont know if any of these are real true or not, but do you know if any of these are true . What do you mean true what is the question . The question is are any of these true i think that i said its not what you said. Hes under oath, your honor. One might be true is the one that might be true the one we think is true was one of your nicknames kitten im feeling very sleepy i dont did two of them were i was just joking around assuming you love that movie. I did that more that any other film that was impossible. I dont know you really have thats great. Yeah. Yeah good i like thats it. I love hearing that. A little thing from joaquin. Yeah. Lets talk about joker. That was well done. Its all you, man. Youre driving a train, a car . What vehicle what form of transportation . A lot im sorry youre fantastic in it basically can set it up. If you are if there is no there arent any super here east in this film its just kind of the making of a villain is the way i would describe it. Not that great but is it off a little bit . I mean, youre great. Thank you in general, but not it wasnt the best, thank you. Its about how you can beat a see the movie or not . Or not. You know what the movie is about . [ applause ] come back, come back, come on, now. Oh, no, no, no, no come back, dont do that welcome weve got a great guest, jimmy fallon come on. Im reading urtext messages, anything heavy heavy well, we had to yeah. Im a little heavy, yeah but you lost weight in this film uhhuh. And i read somewhere you lost 50 pounds. Fif no 15 who cares 50. Thats ridiculous. On the treadmill . Yeah. 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[ applause ] dance for me dance for me dance for me oh oh oh ive never seen anybody do the thing you do before they say move for m move for me move for m ay ay ay and when youre don ill make you do it all again they say dance for me dance for me dance for me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ive never seen anybody do the things yo you do before they say move for m move for me move for m ay ay ay and when youre don ill make you do i all agai oh oh oh [ cheers and applause they say oh my go i see the way you shine take your hands my dear and place the both in mine you know you stopped me dead while i was passing by and now i beg to se you dance just one more time ooh i see you see yo see you every time and oh my i i i i like your style you you make me make m make me wanna cry and now i beg to se you dance just one more tim so they say dance for me dance for me dance for me oh oh oh [ cheers and applause ive never seen anybody do the things you do befor they say move for me move for me move for me ay ay ay and when youre don ill make yo do it all again i said oh my go i see you walking by take my hands my dear and look me in my eyes just like a monke ive been dancin my whole life but still you beg t see me dance jus one more time ooh i see you see you see yo every time and oh my i i i i like your style you make me make me make m wanna cry and now i beg to se you dance just one more tim so they say dance for m dance for me dance for me oh oh oh [ cheers and applause ive never seen anybody do the things you do befor they say move for me move for me move for me ay ay ay and when youre don ill make yo do it all agai they say dance for me dance for me dance for me oh oh o oh oh oh oh ive never seen anybody do the things you do befor they say move for me move for me move for me ay ay ay and when youre don ill make yo do it all agai all again with fast, reliable internet and the most tv shows, movies [ cheers and applause just say help into your voice remote or download the xfinity my account app. We find a way through it. Its about taking care of each other. Its the small parts that make a big difference. At chevy, we promise to do ours. Were offering chevy owners complimentary onstar crisis assist services and wifi data. If you need a new chevy, interestfree financing for 84 months with deferred payments for 120 days on many of our most popular models. You may even shop online and take delivery at home. Its just our way of doing our part. [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you so much for watching either on youtube, thank you youtube, thank you nbc please donate, mealsonwheelsamerica. Org this is really going to help a lot of people. Thank you so much. Wash your hands, dont touch your face. I will see you tomorrow. Thank you guys so much byebye daddy jimmy yeah are you ready jimmy yeah say hit it. Jimmy hit it are you ok . Yes, i am [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Kelly Clarkson stars of shermans showowcase, comedians Bashir Salahuddin and diallo riddle. Author cj hauser featuring the 8g band with terri lyne carrington. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump claimed on saturday that he had scheduled and then canceled a meeting with the taliban at camp david to discuss a peace agreement. And if youre wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i dont know, ill believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the Washington Post has published a new article calling former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren frenemies. Even crazier, they referred to john delaney and Michael Bennett as candidates. [ laughter ]