Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Rachel Maddow, pamela adlon musical guest joji anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1216 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Please, please, welcome, welcome, welcome enjoy yourself thank you so much for being here welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. You made it the show thank you for watching guys, im so excited about this Rachel Maddow is my guest tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy rachel will break down the South Carolina primary, walk us through super tuesday, and tell us about the coronavirus. And by the end of her segment, democrats will be like, can she just be the nominee . [ laughter ] thats right, saturday was the South Carolina primary and by sunday night Pete Buttigieg dropped out of the race. [ audience aws ] buttigieg said he was ending his campaign to, quote, help bring the party and our country together. Yeah with that kind of attitude, its clear he wasnt president ial material. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i i feel badly that buttigieg is out of the race especially since the president spent so much time trying to learn his name [ laughter ] buttigieg buttigieg. You say boot and then add edge edge buttigieg. Buttigieg. Buttigieg [ cheers and applause jimmy but it wasnt just buttigieg. Tom steyer also dropped out of the race he said, i cant see a path where i win the presidency. That probably would have helped if that wasnt also his campaign slogan. [ laughter ] i cant see a path where i win the presidency. [ cheers and applause its basic but it didnt stop with buttigieg and steyer because just a few hours ago, Amy Klobuchar also dropped out [ audience aws ] amy said, even after all of that klomentum, i decided to klo away. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy but this is interesting, klobuchar dropped out and immediately endorsed joe biden. [ audience ohs ] at the end of her speech she said, im Vice PresidentAmy Klobuchar, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we know. We know what youre doing. Thats right, the big winner in South Carolina was joe biden in fact, i heard that he even got a congratulatory phone call from president obama when biden asked for obamas endorsement, he was like, im going through a tunnel [ laughter ] my my phones at 2 . [ laughter ] [ speaking Foreign Language during his rally in houston today, joe biden tried to quote the declaratof independence but i think he had a little trouble with it. Watch. We hold these truths to be selfevident all men and women created by you know the you know the thing. [ laughter ] jimmy what wha what . Later, biden was like, i pledge allegiance to the whatever Everybody Knows what im talking about. [ laughter ] as soon as they saw that, buttigieg, steyer, and klobuchar all jumped back into the race [ laughter ] there you go trump saw that and was like, damn. Game recognize game. [ laughter ] but tomorrow is super tuesday and it looks like Bernie Sanders could win big in california and texas [ cheers and applause when asked about super tuesday, bernie said, super tuesday. Soup or tuesday . Soup or tuesday . Ill have the soup all right. [ laughter ] thats right, a lot of people are saying that were down to a twoman race between bernie and biden. Can we see those two yeah [ laughter ] usually guys like that only fight over the last largeprint copy of readers digest. [ laughter ] thats right, were one slip and fall away from having a oneman race [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] meanwhile, this weekend, President Trump showed up at cpac and started talking about how Elizabeth Warren took down Mike Bloomberg at the debates. He even included a new impression of bloomberg. Watch this she was really mean to mini mike. Ill tell you. The way she treated him. He didnt know what him. Hes going, oh, get me off of this stage get me off [ laughter ] get me off of this stage [ laughter jimmy trump spent two days working on that impression and [ laughter ] two minutes working on the coronavirus. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause everyone is still talking about the coronavirus, and now new york has its first confirmed case you can tell new yorkers are real worried because the price of hamilton tickets dropped to just 9,000 i mean, its [ laughter ] its rough out there but the cdc has been reminding everyone to wash their hands for 20 seconds or as they call it, the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice. Apparently measuring the time in popular songs is working because today i saw this new commercial from the cdc. Check it out the centers for Disease Control presents handwashing hits a collection of classic 20second songs to scrub your hands to youll get hundreds of hits like happy birthday sung twice. take me out to the ball game just once. The seven nation army riff hummed five times. The guitar part in sweet child of mine before axl rose starts singing. Four we will, we will rock you. The really long daaaay in phil withers lovely day. the bradley cooper, lady gaga harmony part at the end of shallow. dj khaled saying, another one twenty times. And many more. Order today and get a bonus cd of handwashing songs for kids quarantine bop. Call now [ applause ] jimmy quarantine bop . Steve bop. Goodness jimmy and finally i read about a man in ohio who gave up for a food for lent and said hes only drinking beer. [ laughter ] i think the guy might have a a drinking problem because hes actually jewish. [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight, everybody Rachel Maddow is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy number one New York Times best seller pamela adlon is here steve oh jimmy man, shes a a superstar. [ cheers and applause and we got great music from joji, everybody [ cheers and applause listen to them scream for joji joji is here steve joji jimmy i sound like regis philbin. Joji is here. I had such a fun weekend steve what did you do . Jimmy i went to see the syracuse game in syracuse with my buddies Julian Edelman and tom brady. Steve ooh jimmy no big deal. Heres us sitting there watching the game. Three goodlooking dudes [ laughter ] people couldnt tell who was who. [ laughter ] you want to ever feel not famous go to a sporting event with Julian Edelman and tom brady [ laughter ] people people did not care i was there at all ah, they were stepping over to me ooh, tom brady i go, yeah, whatever. [ laughter ] it was fun we sat there right behind coach boeheim. And it was really fun. Ive never even ive been to, like, one other college game its intense so much fun. So much energy and all the people rooting for the syracuse fans they didnt win but didnt matter to me i was just happy to be there and i was next to some reporter guy and every time he turned around id type stuff in his twitter. [ laughter ] you cant sit next to me and not expect that. Steve yeah jimmy i was typing, like, i love tacos. [ laughter ] tweeting out, yeah buddys my bae, stuff like that [ laughter ] but i went up, i conducted with the band with the school band they were great and really nice and let me do that i got in a little trouble. Who cares . [ laughter ] but during the timeouts, you know, they do these like, challenges, like, you know, that you can win a ticket to or a free pizza, or whatever, like that and so the had one girl came out. She was they had her lie on a mattress if she could make the shot from the mattress, you win a free mattress and she did. It was pretty cool so i wanted to do that so they were like, do you want to do, like, a 30second contest, this challenge. In 30 seconds you have to make a layup, you have to do a free throw, and then hit a threepointer. Now, i dont know if im not the most athletic person [ light laughter ] but i gave it a shot here, someone got it on video. Jimmy i missed that one. I missed oh, no, i made that one. Air ball that was an air ball oh [ cheers and applause three pointer . Heyoh [ applause ] steve bam [ fog horn ] jimmy whipped it right into the student section. Anyways, i want to say thanks to everyone at Syracuse University for having me coach boeheim. [ cheers and applause tom, julian. Thank you so much. Oh, and tom brady told me that hes got to the jets steve really jimmy we can edit that out right . [ laughter ] hey, guys, whenever i need a a pickmeup, i go to my main source of spiritual strength, inspirational quotes posted on instagram. So its time for blessed, inspired. [ cheers and applause blessed, inspired [ laughter ] jimmy our first inspirational quote is, Love Thy Neighbor as thyself. Especially if thy neighbor has netflix thou art secretly stealing. [ laughter and applause how about this morsel . [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush but if you keep grabbing birds youre definitely going to get banned from the zoo again. [ laughter and applause you dont want to be banned from the zoo again heres a treasure. [ light laughter ] each day provides its own gifts. Like last tuesday when you saw kevin from accounting rollerblading to work and totally biff it. [ laughter and applause you shouldnt you shouldnt laugh at that this is a little blessing. [ light laughter ] steve oh jimmy the only Thing Holding you back is your imagination. Unless your name is dirk then thats probably holding you back, too. Sorry, dirk. [ laughter and applause heres a spot of light [ laughter ] fall seven times, get up eight. And then maybe think about laying off the vodka for a a while. Its 5 00 p. M. , bro [ laughter and applause [ bell rings ] [ laughter ] and now another touch of inspiration. [ light laughter ] if youre feeling overwhelmed, sometimes you just need to sit down and take a deep breath. Youll still be overwhelmed but at least youre sitting down now. [ laughter and applause heres a make believe taste of granola. [ laughter ] its never too late to do the right thing. But keep in mind that the taco bell drivein closes at 1 00 a. M. On weekdays. [ laughter and applause steve oh jimmy making choices [ light laughter ] jimmy were down to our last gentle, little nugget steve oh [ laughter ] ew, gross. Jimmy creativity is contagious so put yourself out there. But the coronavirus is also contagious so on Second Thought [ laughter ] maybe stay inside for a while. [ cheers and applause thats all the time we have for blessed, inspired. Stick around well be right back with more tonight show. [ cheers and applause protect your pet with the 1 name in flea and tick protection. Frontline plus. Trusted by vets for nearly 20 years. Could put cookies creme in twix. Twix frontline plus. This is a right twix. Excuse me. [screams into pillow] new twix cookies creme. Nyquifor your worst cold andrful relieflu symptoms, on sunday night and every night. Nyquil severe. The nightime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, best sleep with a cold, medicine. Burrito. Raw kitfo fried shiso. Pork chop. Soda pop. Soursop. Hot pot. Scallop. 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So, as a service to you guys, im about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a segment i call my do not play list here we go [ cheers and applause do not play do not pla do not pla these songs these songs jimmy now, before we start, i just want you to know that every artist and song that im about to play for you is 100 real theyre actual bands and actual songs. Quest, they really are you can download them on spotify or amazon or see if your local music store has them they are real people yeah so, lets see whats on my do not play list this first one oh man is a solo artist named roger simon. Steve oh, great. Jimmy and the album is called enhancements. Steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy so, what he does is he takes preexisting songs he does, like, a cover of them, right . And then enhances them steve oh jimmy by singing while banging pencils on a pan [ laughter ] which explains the cover anyways, one of the songs that he enhanced is the 70s classic i can see clearly now by johnny nash. [ light laughter ] no, no you know, i dont wanna judge too soon lets listen to rogers version. [ pots clanging [ pots clanging i can see all obstacle in my way [ pots clanging gone are the jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop [ laughter ] steve wow jimmy sounds like a huge improvement to me. Steve oh yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy he definitely enhanced it. The next one is from a singer named joel pomerantz, and the song is called bowling. Heres a nice crisp shot of [ laughter ] joel singing. Steve nice jimmy anyways lets take a a listen [ laughter ] thats the album cover questlove is that comic sans font . Jimmy yeah, no [ laughter ] look, lets not judge on that. Lets just lets listen to the song lets take a listen to bowling. Bowling Bowling Bowling bowlin Bowling BowlingBowling Bowling bowling its the sport that so intrigues people go to play in leagues gutter ball gutter bal gutter ball its been calle the sport of kings by those who confuse it with horse racing [ pots clanging [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause but im sur on their minds those kids had other things than when the would next go jimmy stop, stop, stop i had to enhance i had to enhance it a little bit. [ laughter ] steve sport of kings Bowling Bowling gutter ball gutter ball jimmy oh, the next one is from a legendary musician roy ayers. The album is called in the dark. Theres roy looking very mysterious there with a black cat. [ light laughter ] he he was on our show right . Questlove yeah, he sat in a few times. Hes legendary jimmy yeah well anyways, lets take a a listen to this this is a song called poo poo la la. [ laughter ] steve poo poo la la . Jimmy thats the name of the song here we go she was the kind of woman that would trim your toenails at 5 00 in the morning [ laughter ] i can remember th first time we met in new york cit in central park i was wearing a pair of white sneakers and a pair of white shorts and i had a white tshirt on with the inscription that read in the front of i earth wind and fire ima tell you the first words i whispered in her ear i pulled her close to me and i said thes words to her baby let me kiss you on your poo poo la la [ laughter ] met me kiss you on your poo poo la la jimmy stop, stop, stop, stop steve what [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, no, no, no steve no, what jimmy poo poo, what . Steve he may kiss you . Jimmy its a diff times are different. Steve yeah on the poo poo la la jimmy i didnt even know i have no idea what a poo poo la la is steve no not specifically jimmy i have an idea steve i have a general idea [ laughter ] jimmy yeah steve depends on its where the poo poo happens or the la la happens [ laughter and applause one or the other jimmy i dont know all right. I dont yeah, i dont know steve familyfriendly show steve yeah, were a family show we just want to know knowledge jimmy all right. Thats all [ laughter ] lets move on to something a a little more family friendly. This is a group called the kelly family steve hey. Jimmy there they are there one Big Happy Family with their lead singer moses, apparently. [ laughter ] well, lets steve thats a lot of kelly. Jimmy lets listen to ah lets oh. Lets take a listen to aint gonna pee pee my bed tonight. Steve okay [ laughter ] quest what aint gonna pee pee me bed tonight aint gonna pee pe my bed tonight aint gonna pee pee m bed tonigh aint gonna pee pee my bed tonight aint gonna pee pee m bed tonigh aint gonna pee pe aint gonna pee pee aint gonna pee pee aint gonna pee pe aint gonna pee pe aint gonna p jimmy alright, stop, stop that [ cheers and applause what is going on steve they shamed that kid on stage [ laughter ] jimmy spoiler alert. They actually ended up peeing their beds that night. [ laughter ] were down to our last album its from a canadian singer called tomcatt and the song is called yes love. [ light laughter ] there he is right there. Anyway, lets take a listen to yes love. Walking beside yo every da makes me so prou i just gotta say that louhuhuhuhuhve louhuhuhuhuhuhu uhuhove you jimmy i like this one, too im going to keep this song. All right. Guys, thats all the time we have for do not play. 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Jimmy that was a big win for joe biden. Yes so, he won with, like, 50 of vote, which is a big deal in any of these primaries but when theres still a a gazillion people running having that much of the vote was, like, a real landslide for him. And so he has been running for president for, like, 33 years. Jimmy yes, thats right. Hes run a bunch of different times. [ laughter ] this is actually the first time hes ever won a state. So its got to be something of a tender moment for joe biden. [ laughter ] but in this campaign its it is a turning point, and so now youve seen since he won, Pete Buttigieg has dropped out Amy Klobuchar has dropped out. Theyre both endorsing him as of tonight it puts a lot of pressure on Mike Bloomberg in terms whats gonna happen with him with super tuesday tomorrow just its like all systems go everythings in motion after South Carolina jimmy is this the most wildest thing youve ever seen, or no . Yeah. Jimmy it is. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy do you like that or is it too much work for you no. Its exciting. I mean, because the Trump Presidency is what it is jimmy yup. This is probably the most important democratic president ial primary since you and i have been alive. Jimmy yep. And for it to be totally unpredictable and chaotic and always in constant motion and to have a cast of thousands, including some people who arent playing in some of the contests but are never the less, spending a half billion dollars, i mean, its insane but its probably it probably ought to be insane. It probably ought to be this kinetic, because its so important. But i mean, anybody who tells you they know whats gonna happen tomorrow for super tuesday is either lying or trying to sell you something jimmy yeah it is very unpredictable at this point jimmy it is. Yeah. Jimmy because what weve heard is that Bernie Sanders is gonna be kind of a lock for tomorrow well, hes i mean, theres 14 different states. And so bernie has definitely done better than anybody else in the contest thus far. Jimmy yeah that said, he did very well in the first three contests, which were comparatively small bidens actually obtained more votes just with his big win in South Carolina than bernie had in any of his in the first three states combined. So i mean, depending which way youre look at it, i mean, you can make a case for any potential outcome at this point. But its about a third of the delegates at stake jimmy wow. And you need to pile up a a certain number of delegates in order to win the nomination and so there are no theres no bigger day in the primary than tomorrow. Jimmy wow. And so you know, in a lot of places where people are gonna be going to vote, theres gonna be all of these people who are listed on the ballot who are no longer in the race kamala harris, cory booker, tom steyer, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, all of these people who have dropped out. Jimmy yeah the remaining candidates are fighting it out among them and nobody knows if anybodys gonna put together enough delegates to actually win the thing before the convention happens this summer. Jimmy wait what [ laughter ] i know. So wait, so we might not know who the nominee is . Right right now it is more likely than not that we will go to the convention with nobody having a majority of delegates. And what happens there is that means that they decide at the convention, which is gonna be bananas. [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, my god totally bananas [ laughter ] jimmy wow. That really is bananas yeah. Jimmy have people sent in early votes . Yes millions of them jimmy so they voted for people that are out . Yes by the millions. Jimmy can they revote . In some cases, you can. In some cases, you can get your ballot back, if the person you voted for is now no longer in the race jimmy wow. But dont get me started. Jimmy wow. Its all these different jurisdictions, and everybodys got their own rules. Jimmy yeah so it is its wild i mean, and i think you see in both parties when they have really wild primaries people think, oh, theyll never get back together. Theyre only helping the other side theyre just tearing each other down. You know, it always feels that way, but its a normal part of the process. Jimmy yeah theyre supposed to fight it out. This is the way theyre supposed to work the thing you want is for them all pledge to Work Together at the end for the same goal. And theres no reason to think that wont happen. Jimmy what do you think about warren or bloomberg for this bloomberg is running a weird campaign [ laughter ] i mean, a half a billion dollars, and hes not been on the ballot yet so jimmy this is the first time on the ballot tomorrow will be the first time hes on the ballot. Yeah and hes pledging that if hes not the nominee, hell get out of the race, but his money will stay in. So, his money will continue to run for president. But he will not. [ laughter ] he literally said hes gonna keep open his Campaign Offices and anything and everything all the way until november, even if he has dropped out of the race which is crazy want to know whats crazier . Jimmy yeah bernie says, i dont want your money. Bernie says, if im the nominee i wont take your help. So jimmy what is going on [ laughter ] this is the most bizarre thing in the entire world. Yes, it is. Jimmy wow. This is why i have the best job in the world [ laughter ] my job is literally to try to figure it out and explain it jimmy yes. Which is its like sisyphus yeah, its not working but its its fun [ laughter ] jimmy that is bizarre. Its bizarre, and its super important. And its totally unpredictable jimmy when we come back i want to talk about coronavirus and get your take on that. All happening at the same time jimmy more with Rachel Maddow. Stick around, everybody. 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It is worth taking seriously and were starting to see it around the country now its in multiple states. Weve had multiple deaths. New york city has its first confirmed case, which, you know, matters to those of us here in new york in particular but this is something that i mean it is going to its spread in dozens of countries around the world its likely to spread around the entire world a lot of people are going to get it potentially most of the worlds population are going to get it which sounds terrible, but of, most of the people who get coronavirus will not die from it jimmy okay its got about a 2 fatality rate and the way that we all need to deal with it, although it is a a new threat weve never seen this virus before its actually very oldfashioned ways of protecting ourselves you do all the things that you do to protect yourself from getting a cold or from getting the flu. We dont have to do anything outrageous we dont need to change our lives drastically at an individual level you just need to be more vigilant about washing your hands. Make sure you dont develop patterns where you dont touch your face. Thats the way we tend to give ourselves colds and the flu. So at an individual level, theres no reason to panic, but its a serious thing jimmy i saw somewhere that said, dont sneeze or cough on people. I go, were we doing that . [ laughter ] were people doing that . New years resolution jimmy its like, i gotta stop coughing on people. I really am. Im not getting invited back to parties. Ive seen a lot of the masks around the city. Is that a thats probably not a thing jimmy nah. I mean, youre seeing it, but its probably not that smart. The Surgeon General actually put out a statement which was like, you guys, stop buying masks jimmy yeah, i saw that if you are sick, if you have respiratory symptoms, thats people are wearing a mask in that circumstance because youre trying to avoid giving it to other people but in terms of being a healthy person and trying to avoid getting infected, thats probably not that rational jimmy and is purell still sure. If you cant wash if you cant first of all, get good at washing your hands. So it means jimmy im fantastic at it. Me, too ive always been kind of a hand hygiene person jimmy love it. Thats why we get along jimmy i know exactly [ laughter ] i knew i always knew you were 20 seconds in between the hands, under the nails, backs of the hands right . But you if cant do that, if you cant get access to wash your hands, then using a Hand Sanitizer thats got an adequate level of alcohol in it is a good move jimmy thank you bud. I gotta say congratulations again on the book. Thank you very much jimmy blowout. [ cheers and applause number one New York Times bestseller. Not too shabby not too shabby, thank you very much. Jimmy now its Going International these days right it is its being published in a few other countries, which is cool i get to see it, like, in other languages. Jimmy isnt that the best . Yeah, british version of it is, like, thicker. It makes it looks longer because they put it on fatter paper. Jimmy wow. I was like, thanks you made me look like i did more work just saying. Jimmy we also love you thank you so much for coming on thank you so much for coming on nice to see you, my friend. Jimmy youre the best. Rachel maddow. [ cheers and applause check out her bestselling book blowout and the Rachel Maddow show at 9 00 p. M. On msnbc well be right back with pamela aldon stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause i have moderate to severe pnow, theres skyrizi. Things are getting clearer, yeah i feel free to bare my skin yeah thats all me. 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I appreciate that. Its thieves spray. Jimmy thieves spray . Yeah do i do is this real jimmy no, its not its made out chocolate. Is this on . [ laughter ] its thieves spray jimmy i got to say congratulations, because i saw this you youre just becoming a a british citizen uh, thats right. And thats Freddie Mercury there. I brought him with me [ cheers ] [ laughter ] to the yeah, because, um, my brother and i were born in the 60s, and so our mothers english. And so there was this whole thing that they would not let the kids of that time become dual citizens. And then they finally, like, revoked that so, my brother did it, like, ten years ago. And i started to get nervous so, i was like, if i have the opportunity to have another passport jimmy cause that window might close . Yeah yeah. Jimmy thats kind of cool, though collect as many as you can yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy why not, man so so i was like, i just, i think this would be a great thing. My mother became a citizen when clinton was president. And she was sworn in with thousands and thousands and thousands of people. And it was extremely emotional and they played im proud to be an american. Jimmy sure proud to be an american and everybody like i was bawling. It was insane. And then i go to this Little Office in century city with, like, 19 other people who came in from, like, las vegas or whatever and there was a guy and he looked at me he goes, pam and i was like, what . And he was like it was one of the writers from king of the hill. And like, you cant, like, find a consulate anywhere but he and i applied at the same time. So, it was kind of a random jimmy bizarre. English awakening. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont if a lot people know that you are the voice of bobby from king of the hill. [ cheers and applause yes, sir. Jimmy thats amazing yes, sir. Yes. I cant believe im on the tonight show. Im in hollywood [ cheers and applause i got the roots and questlove. Jimmy oh, my god i mean what an unbelievable really career youve had its like a weird its a a weird career like its not jimmy how do you get into the voice thing . I started doing voices when i was younger. I would imitate cartoons my mother would like put me to bed. And she would do accents with me, because shes english. So, she would do like any kind of accent. Jimmy yeah tell me stories and you know, like i would watch, like the wacky races and snagglepuss and i jimmy snagglepuss. Snagglepus, exit stage left [ laughter ] weve been ousted, dismissed defied even. [ laughter ] like i remember that jimmy i love snagglepuss. Nobody remembers. Jimmy it doesnt matter. [ laughter ] we remember jimmy i remember its the best. How old is everybody . Jimmy i love snagglepuss. Whatever. [ laughter ] but yeah, its its something that was, i was able to pay my rent, put food on my table doing voiceover and i wasnt getting i couldnt get arrested, like, in oncamera or any kind of acting job. Jimmy well, youre definitely getting arrested now in a good way. [ light laughter ] thank god jimmy Better Things yeah. Jimmy you won a peabody award. Yup jimmy i mean this is like, seriously this its a great show [ cheers and applause you dont know what that is jimmy its a great show. Its a great award, by the way it looks cool. Thats a cool award to have. That was an amazing place to be, because we were in a room with like ava was there and like all of these cnn heroes jimmy yeah and i was with these war correspondents like, it was important jimmy but how are you doing all this how are you writing all of this and directing and producing and starring in it without with keeping the quality up you know, i mean, im in it so, im there already. So, i figure i might as well direct it. [ laughter ] and then i figure, might as well write it, and run it. Jimmy im sure yeah, might as well. Yeah and so, you know . I mean, its not its not as hard as being a single mom to three girls. So, that was kind of my boot camp jimmy there you go yeah yeah. Jimmy absolutely and it is based on your life yeah. Right . I have the english mother. I have the three girls and its been kind of an incredible thing, because im a journeyman actor jimmy yeah like, i have been kicking around since 11yearsold. And so, i would have actors come on my show that i love. Like Diedrich Bader and jimmy yeah you know, who ive been working with for years in Animation Studios doing voices and things like that and so, i would keep them in the back of my head and say, one day if im a boss im gonna put you in my thing. And so, i have these people come on, and theyre like they walk around the set theyre like, yo, pam this is you . And im like, i dont even know its us. So its like its really like one of the regular guys, kind of. Jimmy winning . A little bit. Jimmy good for you thats a great story yeah thank you [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip heres pamela adlon in Better Things. Take a look. But you have a lot of people i really dont. Max drives herself, and im usually alone now. Youre never alone. [ sighs so, thats it im just neutered. I used to drive an 8 cylinder 88 fox body, which was absorbed into the dealership when i traded it in for the mommy van. Youre a mommy. I want something cool why do you get to drive this truck . You have kids you have kids its different for guys i know. Jimmy ha [ cheers and applause pamela adlon, everyone Better Things returns this thursday at 10 00 p. M. On fx well be right back with a a performance from joji. Stick around [ cheers and applause woman the deadly corona virus officially hitting the us. Man the markets are plunging for a second straight day. Vo Health Experts warn the us is underprepared. Managing a crisis is what Mike Bloomberg does. In the aftermath of 911, natural disasters. Upgraded hospital preparedness and hes funding Cutting Edge Research to contain epidemics. Tested. Ready. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy making his tv debut performing run please welcome joji [ cheers and applause i fell for your magic i tasted your skin and though this is tragi at least i found the end i witness your madnes you shed light on my sin and if we shar in this sadness then where have you bee i know youre not in lov like you used to b guess im not the one like you used to thin so you just ru i know that im stuc in this misery guess im not enoug like you used to think so ill just run you bathe in your victory you blew out on my fuse and if i took on the plane will i pay my dues your love was a mystery yeah my love is a foo and i traveled the country just to get to you i know youre not in love like you used to b i guess im not the on like you used to think so you just run i know that im stuc in this misery guess im not enough like you used to thin so ill just run [ cheers and applause i know youre not in lov i know your not in love i know youre not in love [ cheers and applause jimmy yes oh, my goodness. Yo fantastic. Thank you so much. Joji [ cheers and applause wow, look at that. Standing ovation not bad. Run is out now my thanks to Rachel Maddow, pamela adlon joji, once again that was great [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight cecily strong, from spenser confidential, actor winston duke music from surfaces. Featuring the 8g band with glen sobel [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case lets get to the news the South Carolina primary was this weekend, and former vice