Tariq squab. [ light laughter ] tonight, join jimmy and his guests David Beckham. Squab guy fieri. Jimmy he might be right. Musical guest, doja cat. Swab. Tariq yeah, i hear a q and featuring the legendary roots crew sound. Jimmy you hear squab tariq i hear a q in there. Jimmy thats interesting questlove 1213 maybe thats what i was hearing. But i thought i was hearing like [ laughter ] steve and now, here he is, [ talking over each other jimmy fallon and my wife was like, that doesnt sound like that at all what are you talking about i go, this is a blue dress thing. Steve play it again. [ cheers and applause swab. Steve now i did hear squab now that jimmy wait, squab . Steve squab. Jimmy you just changed your whole thing. Questlove, what do you hear when i play swob swab. Questlove swab [ laughter ] jimmy wait, now you just said it. [ cheers and applause you just said it weird you just said, swab. [ laughter ] tariq play it again. Play it again. Questlove he heard, pajolie. Jimmy i heard questlove gesundheit jimmy thank you very much. Steve wait, you hear what . Welcome. I love you jimmy i couldnt how do you record something on your i love you, everybody. Phone if you hear it i couldnt record it welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to so, i just i took a screen the tonight show. Grab of it now i listened to it today and [ cheers and applause i hear swab. Youre here. Youre watching. Steve yeah thank you. Jimmy so i just think the [ applause ] whole things a bust steve ma tught you guys, today was the first day of lent [ cheers ] and i thought this was very jimmy i think i should use nice a swob for my ear. Cbs decided to give up [ talking over each other moderating their debates maybe theres some ear wox steve aw in it . [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy if theres anyone jimmy thats right [ laughter ] last night there was another steve youll get a qtope. Democratic debate, and it was total chaos. Some people complained about all the yelling while Bernie Sanders was like, this is great i can finally hear everyone. [ laughter ] i mean, heres a good example of what the debate was like. Listen jimmy anyways guys, hey, you know, whenever i get some [ talking over each other down time here at the show, i senator klobuchar, next question like to go on instagram and [ talking over each other new topic. Scroll through photos. Steve really jimmy uhhuh jimmy it was like the and one thing ive noticed is that a lot of times two people view meets red bull meets the real housewives. Will write the exact same [ light laughter ] caption, but the pictures they it was unbelievable. Post will be completely there was a lot of drama last different. Ill show you what i mean in night. Elizabeth warren, once again, this next segment. Its time for picture this. Went after Mike Bloomberg. Picture thi at one point things got so ugly, warren actually picked up picture this picture this yeah picture this bloomberg, turned him upside down and shook him until a [ cheers and applause a billion dollars fell out of jimmy all right, lets take his pocket a look at this first example [ laughter ] wwe and cbs. They both wrote, its loud, its wild, its no holds barred, out of control mayhem. People noticed that bloomberg actually aired two campaign ads during the debate. Wwe posted a photo of monday night raw. Cbs posted a photo of last [ laughter ] nights democratic debate. And people saw the ad and thought, maybe ill vote for [ laughter and applause bloomberg and then saw him on stage, and go, maybe not i dont know [ laughter ] not everyone had a great night next up is one from dj khalid and Pete Buttigieg observers are saying that Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg failed to make they both wrote, this is how i an impact. Fly. Dj khalid posted a photo of could be the end of klomentum. A private jet. Pete buttigieg posted a photo even worse, we could see a a buttidrop. Of one of those tiny hats with a propeller on it. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] meanwhile, after the debate [ laughter ] steve you dont know why heres a caption from nicoderm and carls jr. Meanwhile, after the debate, President Trump tried to tweet they both wrote, its what you that Elizabeth Warren is a want when youre ready to just give up. A choker but had some trouble spelling the word. Nicoderm posted a photo of a a nicotine patch he wrote she is a chocker. Carls jr. Posted a photo of [ laughter ] their new, big, fried cheese thickburger. [ laughter and applause when his staff pointed out the typo, trump quickly tweeted, youve got to cut that one lol guys, i was just jocking. [ laughter ] everyone was so ahead of that joke [ laughter ] right . And this morning, trump also steve right. Jimmy yeah steve yeah tweeted about the coronavirus jimmy what was it again . But he tried downplaying the whole thing. Yeah, its what you want when youre ready to just give up. And nothing puts me at ease steve come on. Like the guy in charge of hey, they cant all be winners handling the coronavirus actually misspelling the word coronavirus. Jimmy come on. [ laughter ] whats he doing . Steve you know, come on. Swob. [ laughter ] jimmy whats going on . Steve that time i heard steve come on. Swab jimmy businesses are also jimmy i heard swab steve me too being affected by the i heard swab. Coronavirus. Steve squab. Jimmy you heard squab . I saw that theres a chance steve i heard swab diet coke production could be interrupted. Jimmy this one is from [ audience oohs elon musk and eric trump steve oh my goodness one man heard that and was like, okay, now we have a jimmy they both wrote, a problem. Just might be my favorite new [ laughter ] toy. Space force, assemble. Elon musk posted a photo of [ laughter ] a Tesla Cybertruck eric posted a photo of bubble wrap [ laughter and applause thats right, the cdc is telling americans that the coronavirus spreading in the u. S. Isnt a matter of if. Its a matter of when. I have to be honest, all this heres one from Harrison Ford and Bernie Sanders stuff is a little scary but as far as pandemics go, at least things cant get much worse. They both wrote, cant resist the call of the wild. Harrison ford posted a photo of his new movie. Bernie sanders posted a photo now to Central Florida where of his fourth pee break during a colony of herpescarrying last night monkeys is growing in size [ laughter and applause increasing the risk of confrontations with humans ooh, gotcha man. [ laughter ] and finally, heres a caption from crest and tv guide. Jimmy some business news, i they both wrote, whiter than white. Crest posted a photo of their saw that bob iger, the ceo of crest whitestrips. Disney, is stepping down tv guide posted a picture of hgtv thats all the time we have for he is expected to officially announce his successor picture this. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, bob chapek by standing on everybody. [ cheers and applause a rock and holding him up to the sun. [ laughter ] disney ceo we only come out at night thats right, disneys ceo bob iger is stepping down and will be replaced by a man named Bob Chapek Disney even released this announcement take a look. As disney says goodbye to bob iger, were also excited to announce our next ceo, bob chapek along with the new members of we only come out at night our board. Bob johnson, bob hobart, bob bobson, bobby bobberbob, barbara bobs, bobby bob thornton i walk alone bobwitdabob dabob dabob Bobby Bobby Bobby bobby shake da ill pretend to know the way bobby, said up jump the bobby. And bobby yoda [ cheers and applause we only come out at night steve hey. Bobby yoda we only come out at night jimmy this is going viral. A Fashion Designer in england created inflatable latex trousers check this out and ah Mother Nature sure doesnt cut any corners when she paints a morning like that. [ laughter ] and we know there is no shortcut to quality. And thats why we use nothing but the very best sausage that money can buy. Jimmy its great if you paint yourself a beautiful morning. Want people walking up to you all day and asking, so what happened to your testicles . [ laughter ] steve wow. He was walking on the balls of his feet [ laughter ] hey, oh. Jimmy this is crazy. Today is the fiveyear anniversary of the infamous white and gold or blue and black dress debate take a look. Hashtag vacay. Sonoma . I want wine with lunch. Yeah its 11am, cindy. Remember the good old days when this was the only thing thanks, captain obvious. Dividing america [ light laughter ] dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and finally, a poodle in and get rewarded basically everywhere. Pennsylvania somehow made its way home to its family just one hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Day after being carried away by a hawk [ audience oohs yep, it walked in the house, [sfx bullwhip cracks] poured itself a drink and said, old town road by lil nas xs you would not believe the day yeah, im gonna take my horse i had. [ laughter ] we have a great show to the old town road, give it up for the roots, everybody im gonna ride til i cant no more [ cheers and applause doritos® cool ranch just got cooler. My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. Cosentyx treats the multiple symptoms of Psoriatic Arthritis to help you look and feel better. Jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. David beckham is here. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. [ cheers and applause steve come on. Reed dont use if youre risk of infectionstyx. And lowered ability to fight them may occuec jimmy hes a stud. Another stud, guy fieri is here as well. If your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, [ cheers and applause or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. And weve got great music from doja cat right there watch me oh, my gosh. Get real relief with cosentyx. [ cheers and applause doja cat do you want to hear some of her jams this song blew up on tiktok but its so good shes performing tonight, and shes awesome. Heres the jam day to night to morning keep with me in the moment id let you had i known it why dont you say so fisnt just about polar bears. Watch me didnt even notic were fighting for our lives, no punches there to roll wit were fighting for clean air and clean water. Youve got to keep me focuse thats why i wrote the law to you want it say so send billions from polluters to communities suffering the most. Jimmy thats doja cat. [ cheers and applause and only one candidate for thats tonight president was with us back then, tom steyer. And hes still fighting for us, you know, i was thinking about and its going to pledging to make clean air and backfire on me, but clean water a right for everyone, well, the blue white dress debate regardless of your zip code. You know, blue or gold, white thats the truth. Or gold . Thats tom steyer. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. Steve right. Jimmy yeah, anyways, i [ fastpaced drumming ] [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Here at the tonight show, we love songs and we especially love songs written by our audience members in under an hour it is time to play battle of the instant songwriters. [ cheers and applause sing a song and im singing a song and im writing a song about another song jimmy thats right welcome to battle of the instant songwriters. Before the show, we went through our audience and picked out two people who said they were musicians we gave them each a madeup song title and gave them an hour to write an original song based on that title. Heres a shot of them practicing backstage a minute ago. I cant wait to see what they come up with so lets meet them right now come on over, guys [ cheers and applause hey. Thank you for being here thank you. Nice to see you. Thank you for being here welcome. Lets start with contestant number one what is your name and where are you from im emma jayne. Im from chicago, and now i live in new york jimmy hey, welcome welcome to new york. [ cheers and applause emma jayne, what is the title of the song you were given banned from panera. Jimmy ooh, thats right. Banned from panera. [ laughter ] and what instrument will you be playing . Ukulele jimmy ooh, beautiful all right, well, head on over there and get yourself set up right there. And get ready, get in the mindset. [ applause ] and now, ladies and gentlemen, here to perform the World Premiere of the soontobeclassic banned from panera, its emma jayne [ cheers and applause im sorry not sorr i filled my water cu with mountain dew the bathroom said customers only but i gave the code to anyone who might need it i asked for a salad soup and sandwic you said maam the menu says pick two i picked thre you called the manager its true that got me banned from panera i dont care i stand by what i said so if you wan fast casual sandwiches well have to do subway instead [ cheers and applause jimmy well done. Emma jayne [ cheers and applause hey, not bad yeah emma jayne, that was incredible i loved it wow. All right, lets meet contestant number two. What is your name and where are you from im dan orlando from west grove, pennsylvania jimmy hey, i love dan orlando . Yes, sir. Jimmy thats a great name. Thats my real name jimmy dan orlando . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy sounds like a jim carrey movie i love dan orlando [ laughter ] dan orlandos a great name thank you jimmy all right, now tell everyone what your song title is my song title is my uncles on tiktok. Jimmy ooh. [ light laughter ] thats unfortunate yeah thats terrible. My uncles on tiktok. And what instrument will you be playing . Im going to play the piano jimmy all right, go for it buddy. Youll get set get in the mind space. [ cheers and applause get on the stool, get in the zone channel the inspiration. And now, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the World Premiere of my uncles on tiktok by dan orlando [ cheers and applause my uncles on tikto he lipsyncs to yod rock hes trying to get bac with his ex his dance moves are scary hes shirtless and hairy he posts all his vid from a motel 6 my uncles on tikto but we liked it better when his only device was a grandfather clock he just got reporte for singing def leppar in nothing but a wig and his business socks my uncles on tiktok [ cheers and applause jimmy beautiful. Get over here. Oh, beautiful. Fantastic. That was great thank you jimmy very, very talented. Give it up for dan orlando once again. [ cheers and applause now it is time to see who won, so were going to let our great audience decide the winner [ drum roll was it emma jayne . [ cheers and applause or was it dan orlando . [ cheers and applause looks like the winner is emma jayne is the winner [ ding ] thank you jimmy emma jayne, congrats now normally, we usually give away 1,000, but since its 2020 [ drum roll the winner is going home with 1020. 20. [ cheers and applause and, of course, a tonight show notebook for writing more songs. Oh, thank you very much [ audience aws ] jimmy youre fantastic [ cheers and applause now dan, no one goes home empty handed our other contestant will get a tonight show notebook. [ cheers ] and 1020. 20 yes [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, buddy congratulations. That was great, guys thank you so much thank you. Jimmy give it up for your two new instant songwriters. [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with David Beckham, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause we do it every night. Every night. I live alone, but i still do it every night. Right after dinner. Definitely after meatloaf. Like clockwork. 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Upgraded hospital preparedness to manage health crises. And hes funding Cutting Edge Research to contain epidemics. Tested. Ready. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Jimmy our first guest is one of the greatest soccer players of all time. [ cheers and applause now hes the owner and president of soccer operations of his own Major League Soccer team, inter miami cf ladies and gentlemen, please welcome David Beckham. [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you so much. Come on, buddy thank you so much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause oh, my god i get the same reaction when i go down the stairs same reaction. [ laughter ] how are you doing . How is the family doing . Theyre doing great weve actually just come back from a ski trip, which was nice, which we try to do annually jimmy oh, thats cool. But i found that actually, you get to a certain age and you obviously try to compete especially when ive got young sons you know, you try to compete with them, and there was one run where we were on this little run and i feel, im gonna try a few things. You know jimmy sure as you do so my son, my 15yearold son went first and then i got someone else to film me as im going down the jump so i thought, im gonna do some jumps, and im not gonna do it again because i probably shouldnt. Jimmy yeah so as im going down, i made the first few jumps, and i was like, im on fire. Jimmy yeah so i get to the end of the run, and i say, give me my phone. Ive just killed this run. So i literally pull out my phone and i start looking at the video. And i thought i was jumping probably two feet. [ laughter ] i literally was like [ laughter ] an inch. An inch. Jimmy yeah that didnt go down very well, but we had a great trip. Jimmy yeah are you a good skier ive only been snowboarding for the last three years i wasnt allowed up until then jimmy oh my gosh so now jimmy oh, exactly, right im still learning, but you know jimmy yeah, snowboardings trickier than skiing, though, isnt it i think so. Jimmy i mean, im the worst. But the closers cooler jimmy yeah they are cooler yeah everything else. They are cooler. Yeah, but they frighten me a a little bit so i go skiing, barely skiing. Yeah. Jimmy i dont even wear the skis i just wear the boots and just stand there and just do that [ laughter ] you and victoria just celebrated 20 years of marriage yeah. Jimmy can you believe that yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy 20 years 20 years. Jimmy thats unbelievable. I know. 21 years in july jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy do you remember where you were when you first, like, kind of i first met her, she came to watch me in a game in london with her manager at the time jimmy yeah and one of the other spice girls, sporty spice. Jimmy did you know the spice girls . Did you i knew we knew of them, obviously, because they were pretty big at that time. Jimmy thats right and i was just establishing myself in the Manchester United team at the time jimmy yeah but we all had our favorite spice girl so, that was the first time i met her. And jimmy was she always your favorite she was obviously my favorite [ laughter ] might be a bit awkward if it wasnt [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. Youre right so then the week after, i didnt get to talk to her that day, but the week after she then came back up to manchester to watch another game, and she had a couple of drinks so i decided, why not . You know, try and get her number and we talked for about an hour in the players lounge and then she actually got the train up that day so she she wrote her number down on her train ticket, which i still have [ audience aws ] jimmy oh, you kept the ticket yeah, i kept the ticket jimmy thats so cool that you kept that. I know. I know jimmy thats amazing and here you are 20 years later. Yeah, 20 years later and four kids later. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Thats wild. [ audience member whoas i heard of [ laughter ] yeah, whoa. Yeah, whoa. Jimmy thats what happens usually. Yeah [ laughter ] shouldnt be that surprising [ laughter ] theres an unusual hobby i heard about you that i didnt think youd be into, but you love legos i do love legos [ applause ] jimmy this is before you had kids or yeah, its before i had kids jimmy yeah yeah, i grew up making lego when i was eight, nine years old and actually, i continue it and victoria always laughs at me, and shell always shell come down at like 2 00 in the morning and ill still be trying to finish a piece off and she posted something the other day and i think she said because it was like 11 years and above she was like, really . Youre still up at 2 00 in the morning doing 11 years and above lego . [ laughter ] jimmy we actually have that no, i do love legos jimmy we actually have that clip i just want to show it its real. Heres victoria trolling you on the internet [ laughter ] how much longer, david . 20 minutes. 20 minutes . It does say on the box that its for an 11yearold. Ive completed this in nine hours. But you are 44. You know that . Yep, and youre 45. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy but you did seem like oh, my. Jimmy you do seem like a little kid, though i am a little kid jimmy like a little kid, youre like, oh, just another 20 minutes. I love lego jimmy you do, yeah, i mean i like it calms me when im making it. Jimmy like what you were just making this is what your wife is posting these [ light laughter ] she puts how many hours has it been . Is what she put there. Oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] and then this one is amazing. You took some time off building these, the back of the castle is complete. That was for harper because harper loves my daughter loves harry potter. So i made hogwarts jimmy awww, thats amazing thats giant [ applause ] and then come on look at this proud papa right there. Come on. [ laughter ] thats pretty cool right there thats the Disney Castle right there. Shirtless jimmy yeah, shirtless. Why not . [ cheers ] yeah, we have a lot in common. [ laughter ] but we thought wed get you something a little bit more age appropriate, if you dont mind its a present for you this is oh, wow jimmy this is the biggest lego oh, amazing jimmy you can get [ cheers and applause this is 7,500 pieces the millennium falcon. The millennium falcon. And this is i think it says on the box, its 16 years old plus so its thats a little step up [ laughter ] congratulations, from us [ cheers and applause dude, you got to crush this one. Okay ill try. Jimmy more with David Beckham when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause we are tmobile the first to go unlimited. First with no annual service contracts. First with taxes and fees included. Now tmobile has the first and only nationwide 5g network. Reaching over 5,000 cities and towns and over 200 million americans. And tmobile is not charging extra for 5g access. Because this isnt our network. Its yours. 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And there was a lot of times that it almost didnt happen. If target didnt take the chance on us, we wouldnt be in all the retailers that were in today. But whats really dope, is they helped us with the product line, the packaging. They really, like, changed my life. The reason why its so important for honey pot to do well is so the next black girl that comes up with a great idea, she could have a better opportunity. That means a lot to me. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with David Beckham right here [ cheers and applause the new owner the new owner and president of soccer operations of the inter miami cf this is a major deal yeah, you know, im very proud of being an owner of my own team you know, im from the east end of london. So to say that ive had the career ive had obviously playing for some of the teams ive played for and now being an owner of a team here in the u. S. , its really exciting jimmy its really cool yeah. Jimmy did you ever think as a player that you would ever be an owner no, never you know, i loved playing the game jimmy yeah but to be honest, i never really wanted to go into being a manager or really a coach. So obviously, to have the opportunity to be an owner, especially in a city like miami. You know, miami is an incredible city. Jimmy its so much fun [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy i mean theyre always having fun in miami yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently jimmy yeah, oh, everywhere even if you go to starbucks at 6 00 in the morning, theres a a conga line going in there. [ laughter ] its so fun. Theres rumors out there that you were trying to get messi and ronaldo to come play for you. Yeah. Jimmy is that true you know what weve weve got great opportunities down in miami, and weve been contacted by a lot of different players with possibly coming to join the team you know, as any owner, you really want the best players and if we have the opportunity to bring in players like cristiano or lio messi you know, ive got such admiration for both of them as athletes if we can bring those players in, then great but at the moment, you know, we have a great roster of players, Young Players, a couple of experienced players as well. But a lot of Young Players just ready to play. And one of the things i always learned from sir alex ferguson, who i used to play for at Manchester United, hed turn around to me and he said, whoever you bring in, you know, they have to be the right fit for the club its not about bringing the biggest name or the biggest personality or biggest player. Jimmy right. Its all about the player that will fit in best with the players, and, you know, thats what well do. But like i said, you know, as an owner, if you want to bring these players in, then we have a great opportunity. Jimmy do you have the is there a stadium yet . We have a stadium we have a Training Facility down in ft. Lauderdale so thats exciting you know, we only broke ground on the stadium, our facility, ten months ago so theres a lot been done in ten months, which is incredible because it took seven years to get to this point. Jimmy seven years . I announced it. Seven years ago, i retired and then two days after that, i flew to miami, announced that we were doing the team in miami, and i thought, two years well be up and running. Ill have a Team Fast Forward seven years were there. Jimmy yeah, like the eight legos done completely. [ laughter ] youll like, all right i to get youre wife like, get something going, honey yeah, lets go. Yeah jimmy yeah, and your first match is this weekend . First match is this weekend in l. A. Against lafc jimmy oh, i know lafc. Yeah. Jimmy you know why one of the owners of that is will ferrell yeah, wills great guy. I love watching him in the stands because hes, obviously, very funny, but hes so animated with, you know, the support that he gives to his team and i love i love that. And i hopefully will be bumping into him this weekend because there will be a bit of banter, im sure jimmy oh, my gosh. That will be fantastic well, i want to say good luck and come back. Thank you jimmy and, yeah, maybe ill go to miami. Ill check out the match you should. You should jimmy thatd be fantastic. Youre more than welcome. Thkr thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy David Beckham. His mls team inter miami cf makes their debut this sunday. Well be right back with guy fieri. Stick around [ cheers and applause just get one of me looking off. How is she there and were here . Condoms. True. 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And ensures californians can make their own health care choices. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy you know our next guest from the emmynominated series diners, driveins, and dives, and he hosts a a brandnew show called tournament of champions, which premieres march 4th at 10 00 p. M. On food network please welcome guy fieri [ cheers and applause jimmy guy, we love when you come by, my friend jim thank you so much for being here this is awesome glad to be back. [ cheers and applause jimmy i did see something on instagram is this true, that are you friends with Sylvester Stallone or were you at his house or something . Were not Christmas Card friends. I mean, were not to that level yet. But i did go to his house for a great fight and it was an unbelievable time. Kind of like one of those what was the greatest thing youve done in your career well, this one time i went to Sylvester Stallones yeah, so i got an invite to go watch the ruiz fight with it was me and jay glazer and Michael Strahan and then just some other amazing people. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i dont want to shamelessly drop would you like to know, though jimmy yeah, i do well, Sugar Ray Leonard was there. Jimmy what [ audience ohs ] watching a fight with sugar ray is about the coolest thing you could do. Jimmy do you think hes just going to turn around and punch you . I sat on the other side of the couch. Jimmy yeah, smart man. Arnold schwarzenegger was there. Jimmy oh, come on now and then, um al pacino was there. [ cheers ] jimmy wait, so hold so al pacino hangs out with schwarzenegger and stallone and Michael Strahan . Like, what dont i still it doesnt make any sense to me still. [ light laughter ] all i know is jimmy sounds like a reality show i said, you know, ill come over and ill cook something, and sly said, no, ive got sandwiches. I said, ive got to cook something. So i brought a few great items, maybe some kobe beef and some truffles and stuff like that jimmy no big deal. I wanted to keep the menu light. Keep it really light [ laughter ] no, there was a great moment so i make this dish. I made a few different dishes. And im kind of cooking and just checking what these guys like and were having a great time talking. And everybody was super great. And there was one point i walked over to al and i said, hey what do you think . And he looks at me in that look jimmy yeah and he pushes back from the table and he gives me, oh, yeah jimmy oh, he did a whoah [ cheers ] he gave you a whoah im ready to go jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause thats the best. Whoah now maybe thats what i heard. I mean, maybe jimmy it might not have happened i think it did. And he was such a wonderful guy. We had such a great talk and fortunately, i didnt fan geek out i did have to go outside a few times to check on the barbecue which we were cooking nothing on the barbecue. Jimmy and youre like, what is happening right now . Yeah i did that. I kept my composure. Jimmy and was sly just drinking raw eggs . And sly was no, he was not drinking raw eggs, but he is still so ripped jimmy hes in the best shape ever its amazing how ripped he is jimmy i heard that you actually dont enjoy eggs. No, im not a big egg fan thats not theyre great for different parts of the menu and as a chef, i use them all the time, but an egg is just not my id have some corned beef hash maybe ill just a sandwich jimmy you wont eat an egg hmmmm. Jimmy even raw how did we get to eggs right now . [ laughter ] jimmy rocky talking about sly jimmy but i heard a rumor [ talking over each other jimmy but i just think it would be cool to see you maybe just eat an egg. [ cheers and applause or even better, why dont you drink one . [ drum roll are you doing one jimmy no [ laughter ] what are you talking about why would i do one i love eggs. Is beckham coming back . [ laughter ] im starting to sweat right now. Jimmy he really is sweating right now. Oh, my gosh, if you can see. Do it jimmy oh, my gosh. All right. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Here we go go, go, go [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, guy, youve got this you got this hey, yo, if you wanna play, you gotta do it. You gotta do this. Come on [ cheers and applause [ rocky theme playing what is going on . Jimmy oh, my god dude i like when i come on this show and cook. I dont like when im drinking eggs jimmy oh, my gosh, are you keeping it down . That was awesome. Jimmy are you keeping it down oh, yeah, yeah, thats great. Lets do more of those [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about tournament of champions. Can you talk right now all right. Good you were telling me backstage, its crazy is that because i tortured 16 of my favorite chefs on tv in this competition . Jimmy yeah, tell me about this okay, so heres the deal. Theres great chefs. I mean, we have amazing competitions that go on, but none of them are blind judging none of them, do the chefs you know, the people that are judging, they know who is cooking and the people that are cooking know whos judging jimmy yeah so theres just a little bit im not saying anybody cheats. Im just saying theres a little bit of interplay and people can say, like, well, that person doesnt like my food, or we had a thing, so forth. [ laughter ] ive never had a raw egg before jimmy this is fantastic. So i brought 16 of the greatest chefs around the country, put them together in this competition, and created a thing called the randomizer where we spin this wheel and theres a wheel of a a protein and a wheel of a a vegetable and a wheel of a a piece of equipment and a a cooking time and a style of cooking. So no two competitions will ever be the same because of all these random things that could come about and we put these chefs in headtohead competition i mean, Battle Royale, bare knuckle. Chef that wins moves on in the bracket. Chef that loses goes home. And its a bracketstyle breakdown and its im going to tell you this i have a lot of shows, a lot of competitions a lot on triple you know, on guys grocery games. But this right here, out of the park jimmy this is the one. Im very excited about this. I want to show everyone a clip heres a look at tournament of champions. Check it out so pork tenderloin. Peas a waffle iron. Glazed 35 minutes [ applause ] all right nothing i like more than a little waffle iron peas. Those are delicious. Any questions . What do we have to do to respin on the waffle iron i wish it was that way. A waffle iron why do i have a waffle iron in my life right now . How do i use a waffle iron with peas and pork tenderloin . [ cheers and applause jimmy how do you do it telling you jimmy youre good, my friend its going to be the Battle Royale jimmy youre awesome guy fieri, everybody [ cheers and applause tournament of champions premieres march 4th at 10 00 p. M. On food network doja cat performs for us next. Stick around [ cheers and applause vo while other candidates argue about health care, Mike Bloomberg has a record of doing something. As mayor, he protected womens reproductive rights. Expanded Health Coverage to 700,000 new yorkers. And decreased infantmortality rates to historic lows. 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My thanks to David Beckham, guy fieri, doja cat. Oh, my gosh. Youre fantastic and the roots, right there [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york its late night with seth meyers. Tonight nick jonas tight end from super bowl champion kansas city chiefs, travis kelce, from outmatched standup comedian, finesse mitchell, featuring the 8g band with michelle baptiste. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats great to hear in that case, lets get to the news last nights democratic debate aired exclusively on cbs and