The address was hillary clintons. [ light laughter ] President Trump this morning accused last nights strike by iran on u. S. Targets as being funded by money given to them under the obamaera nuclear deal man, is there anything he wont blame obama for . Mulligan, thats obamas fault. [ light laughter ] the u. S. Army issued a warning yesterday about a fraudulent Text Message Campaign claiming to draft recipients for world war iii. Come on. If you get drafted youre not going to get a text. Youll youll get a tweet [ laughter ] prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle announced on instagram this afternoon that theyre stepping away from the royal family and moving to canada, or as it was reported in british tabloids, meghan kidnapped harry [ light laughter ] prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle also announced they will quote work to become financially independent. While william and kate announced theyve sold the queen and theyre going to cabo. [ laughter ] after laying off her entire Campaign Staff last week, wellness guru Marianne Williamson said today that she is considering ending her president ial run shell return to her previous job, appearing in the stars during your ayahuasca trip [ laughter ] the New York Times has published a profile on a new concert tour featuring hologram performances by dead musicians like buddy holly and roy orbison. Unfortunately they forgot to make holograms of their fans, who are also dead. [ laughter ] an 88yearold man in maine fought off his second fox attack in four months this week [ light laughter ] by choking the animal with his bare hands usually the only person whos the victim of this many fox attacks is hillary [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] usually. Usually. Police in florida are seeking help locating a burglar who broke into a house and told the owners he was quote there to suck toes. [ laughter ] said the man, burglar what part of i was there to suck toes do you not understand im not taking anything. Im giving. [ laughter ] and finally, according to a new study, only 34 of speaking roles in films went to women in 2019. Even worse, most of them were madea. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is a very funny comedian and actress who stars in the new film like a boss in theaters this friday. One of our favorites, Tiffany Haddish is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause i love that. Hes an Academy Awardnominated writer and director whose new show servant is now streaming on apple tv plus m. Night shyamalan is back on the show [ cheers and applause and we have some great music for you tonight from shaed, so youre here on a wonderful evening. But before we get to all of our great guests, the president brought us to the brink of a disastrous war with iran, and then today claimed credit for stopping it. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth last night iran launched missiles at two bases in iraq housing u. S. Troops in retaliation for the assassination of a top iranian general, qassem soleimani. It was obviously a harrowing moment with the lives of u. S. And iraqi troops at risk, and everyone had that sickening feeling that we maybe had just lurched into an immoral and catastrophic war with iran it was one of those moments where youre watching footage of missiles streaking through the night on cnn and you think, god, i hope we have smart and steady leadership and then you say, oh no. [ laughter ] now thankfully there were no casualties, which was fantastic news and a huge relief. But trump delivered that news last night with a very bizarre tweet. This was all we heard last night from our commander in chief. All is well missiles launched from iran at two military bases located in iraq assessment of casualties and damages taking place now so far, so good. Seth all is well thats not how you address the nation on matters of war, thats how a sophomore addresses his parents on a postcard from a trip abroad. [ laughter ] hello from reykjavik, its cold here and super expensive for some reason, otherwise all is well then today trump followed up on that tweet and addressed the nation in a rambling speech in which he claimed credit for ending a crisis he started bragged about u. S. Military might, announced crushing new sanctions on iran, lied about the intelligence that led to the assassination of soleimani, and then urged the world to strike a new peace deal with iran the speech itself was as dizzying as trumps entrance when the doors opened and he emerged from a spaceship [ laughter ] i mean, look at him. He looks like mr. Burns with radiation poisoning. [ laughter and applause and much like the alien mr. Burns, trump claimed to want peace, but the whole thing was incoherent and bizarre for example, after he descended from his blue tractor beam, he launched into the speech before he addressed the audience. As long as im president of the United States, iran will never be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon good morning [ laughter ] seth and good morning to you . It would be fun if trump started every conversation like that as long as im president , iran will never have a Nuclear Weapon ill have a filetofish and six big macs. [ laughter ] and if you were thrown off balance by trumps wild swings, from starting a conflict to claiming he stopped one, you were not alone because as usual, trump himself seemed off kilter and had trouble reading from the teleprompter the civilized world must send a clear and unified message to the Iranian Regime your campaign of terror, murder, mayhem, will not be tolaraded any longer [ laughter ] seth yes tolaraded. I love when he gets in trouble halfway through a word, and then rather than just stop and reboot, reaches in his mind for what he thinks the rest of the word is. Tolar tolaraded. Toblerone. [ laughter ] trump must have been blinded by that blue light. And it probably only got worse when the speech ended and trump went back through the doors and into the light again god, its like that episode of seinfeld where a kenny rogers roasters opens right next to kramers apartment [ light laughter ] this speech swung wildly from bluster to threats to offerings of peace to flatout lies. In fact, youll never guess who trump blamed for the military conflict he provoked by assassinating a top iranian general. Trump repeated an insane talking point his gop allies and fox pundits have trotted out since last night they all tried to place the blame for what happened not on President Trump but on president obama. The missiles fired last night at us and our allies were paid for with the funds made available by the last administration in a very real sense, the missiles that we saw fired on u. S. Servicemen and women tonight were paid for by the billions that the Obama Administration flooded the ayatollah with a lot of these offensive capabilities youre seeing were paid for by obama biden Foreign Policy listen, this instant, this moment right now, is on barack obama, not donald trump seth youre blaming obama for this first of all, he pursued diplomacy with iran. Second, the guys been out of office for three years hes been busy wind surfing, Whitewater Rafting and gradually unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. [ light laughter ] in fact, obamas shirt is basically our new threat level meter. When he was the president , wearing a suit, things were calm when Trump Took Office and obama started undressing, things got crazy. If you ever see obama Walking Around without a shirt on, get in a bomb shelter immediately [ light laughter ] needless to say this claim about obama giving iran billions of dollars is a lie that has been repeatedly debunked but it doesnt matter to these guys because theyre all obsessed with obama now dont get me wrong, theres a lot you can criticize about obamas expansion of war powers and the National Security state and his use of drones. But its insane to blame obama for a military conflict with a country he pursued peace with. Whats trump going to blame him for next is obama the one who told you to breathe in through your nose before every word like a scuba diver about to go under water . [ heavy breathing [ light laughter ] but maybe the most incoherent part of trumps speech came at the end when he actually claimed he wanted a deal with iran, despite the fact that he ripped up the obama deal that multiple allies had agreed to, and that everyone, even his own former defense secretary james mattis, said was working the United States will immediately impose additional punishing economic sanctions on the Iranian Regime iran must abandon its Nuclear Ambitions and end its support for terrorism. The time has come for the united kingdom, germany, france, russia and china to recognize this reality. They must now break away from the remnants of the iran deal. And we must all Work Together toward making a deal with iran that makes the world a safer and more peaceful place. Seth oh now you want a deal . You already ripped up one. And then attacked them why would they negotiate a second deal with a guy who lies about everything and always goes back on his word its like if you got one of those spam calls offering you a free cruise, and then they called you again and you were like, okay, ill give you my Social Security number again, but this time i better get that trip to hawaii i want to go paddle boarding with obama oh god, hes shirtless, run [ laughter ] this strategy of ripping up the deal, attacking them, and then demanding a new deal, obviously makes no sense trumps impulsive seesawing from conflict to threats to restraint show us why Congress Must reclaim its constitutional power and stop any president , let alone a president as deranged as trump, from unilaterally waging a war or triggering a conflict like this again. Congress has the power to stop this theres a lot they can do. They can pass a war powers resolution they can block war funding they can repeal both bushera authorizations for the use of military force they could even keep trump distracted by tying a Chicken Nugget to a roomba and letting it loose in the white house. [ laughter ] i cant talk about iran now where did you go where did you go, you little piece of chicken . [ light laughter ] because trump and his allies have been insisting in orwellian fashion that this act of war was actually an attempt to deescalate and stop a war that trump has the power to do whatever he wants, and also, that none of this is his fault but make no mistake this completely unnecessary crisis was entirely trumps doing hes been on a march toward conflict with iran from day one, which is why congress has to stop this from happening again last year, for example, he was asked if he had an exit strategy in mind for what would have undoubtedly been a catastrophic war with iran. And he admitted that he did not. Do you have an exit strategy for iran if war does break out youre not going to need an exit strategy. I dont need exit strategies seth and of course trump doesnt have an exit strategy for war. He didnt even have a literal exit strategy when he and ben carson missed their cues at a debate, got stuck in a hallway and just froze [ light laughter ] well, this is our life now. We live in this hallway. I mean, look at them, they look like extras in a movie who accidentally wandered onto the wrong set. [ laughter ] whats with all these hamster people theyre cats oh this movies not going to work. And even when trump does exit he doesnt do it with a strategy, he just wanders aimlessly off stage while other people are talking like a grandpa who is lost at disney world disneyland . But i wanted to go to fantasy land thats the strip club i went to in nam. [ light laughter ] president s of both parties have been accumulating Unconstitutional War powers for themselves going back decades. And of course, it was a republican president , george w. Bush, who orchestrated an illegal invasion of iraq based on lies. Established a secret network of cia black sites to carry out illegal torture. Choked on a pretzel. Got stuck in a room when he tried to open a locked door. And then retired to become the republican bob ross. [ light laughter ] and like bush, trump sees himself as above the law in popular opinion. For example, you might remember that in 2006 amid calls for the firing of defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld during the disastrous iraq war, bush said this i have strong confidence in Donald Rumsfeld. I hear the voices. And i read the front page. And i know the speculation but im the decider and i decide what is best and whats best is for don rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense seth thats right. Hes the decider he could have just said decision maker. But why mangle two words when you can combine them into one even dumber word [ light laughter ] im the decider and whatever i decide youre just going to have to tolarided it [ laughter ] so after orchestrating an illegal and disastrous war in iraq, bush said he alone gets to make the decisions and now trump and his allies are taking that logic even further last night on fox news, senator Lindsey Graham said article ii of the constitution, which outlines of the powers of the presidency, give trump the ability to unilaterally attack iran, which it does not. And trump himself has repeatedly insisted that article ii lets him do literally whatever he wants. The president has all the authority he needs under article ii to respond, and how he responds has yet to be determined, but he has that authority to respond article ii allows me to do whatever i want. Nobody ever mentions article ii. It gives me all of these rights at a level that nobody has ever seen before. We dont even talk about article ii then i have an article ii where i have the right to do whatever i want as president. But i dont even talk about that seth first of all, youre wrong. Second, saying i have an article ii sounds like how a cabbie from queens would say it while fighting with a traffic cop. Oh, you want to see my papers theyre right here i got an article i and an article ii [ laughter ] there you go im going to make them kiss for you. There you go. Trumps strategy toward iran is incoherent and dangerous no president , especially donald trump, should have the war powers they currently have and congress should immediately take them back and stop a crisis like this from happening again because another disastrous military conflict in the middle east is definitely something that cant be tolarited. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. 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I need you to be fierce to yourself so that you can inspire the ugly people to buy themselves into gorgeousness she sent to the word, fierst fierst what is it saying to you i hear fear then rst [ laughter ] i hear that too fierst. Fierst . Fierst. Fierst. Now whisper it. Feel it inside you fierst. Fierst. [ glass shattering ] seth please welcome back to the show, our friend Tiffany Haddish, everybody [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Thank you for having me back. I wish they would have played something a little more funky for me so i could twerk for you. Seth that wasnt funky enough [ cheers ] uhuh i was seth i hope they will take that as a note for the next time youre here. Yeah, i hope so because i want to twerk for yall. This is a little twerk dress seth oh, my goodness [ cheers ] you know, i got my twerk boots on seth i feel like [ cheers ] thats a real missed opportunity for us i mean, yeah. Yall know any, like, 2 chainz [ laughter ] and migos. [ laughter ] seth its just not going to happen tonight its not twerking. Seth its just not its just not going to twerk out for us yeah, its not going to twerk out. Seth its not going to twerk out. [ audience ohs ] it is i was lovely to see you the other night at the Golden Globes. Oh, thank you seth you presented with your costar in the film, salma hayek. Yes seth fantastic and did you enjoy it youve been to your share of awards shows did you enjoy the Golden Globes . I did enjoy it. That was my First Time Ever presenting there, ever being in that room. It felt like a really cool high school assembly. Seth it is [ laughter ] and that by the way, thats the absolute peak of what an awards show can be, is a cool high school assembly. Yeah, but with alcohol. [ laughter ] seth yeah. [ laughter ] it is of the awards shows, wouldnt you agree, it is the most fun of all of them . I mean, i havent been to all of them. Seth yeah. But for what ive been to, that was great seth yeah. Did you see did you run into any people that you had never met before that you were happy to see yeah, i ran into carol burnett. Seth fantastic [ cheers ] and that was, like, super awesome. You know, she tweeted about me before because i had hosted the mtv movie and tv awards and i had wore the curtain and all that and so, she tweeted that shed liked it and then, i was, like, i had tweeted back but then, she didnt say nothing back but then i had i had went, you know i saw her was on the carpet, and then, i saw her, and i was, like, do i approach her . Am i going to scare her if i approach her [ laughter ] and then, i was like, forget it, im just going to get in her interview and see what happens. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And i she was looking at me crazy at first, like, who is this black woman . [ laughter ] and then, i said, im Tiffany Haddish. And then she was like, oh, hi and she was nice to me and that is wonderful, when your heroes are kind. Seth absolutely. And she is right, she is as kind as they come [ cheers and applause yes seth you you gave an act of kindness at the after party you actually got up and rapped at the after party oh, yes see, what happened was i had been drinking some more. [ laughter ] seth youd been drinking some more, yeah. Id been drinking some more from being because my feet was hurting. So then, you know when your feet hurt seth so it was medicinal yeah, thats medicinal. You know, i didnt have i didnt have the cbd for the feet that had wore off. [ laughter ] seth right so then, i had smoked with snoop dogg, and then, i had seth oh, my god. [ cheers and applause yeah yeah. I aint gonna lie. Im going to tell the truth. Im going to tell the truth. [ laughter ] because its legal in california i dont know about here. [ cheers ] but in california. Seth yeah. So then, i had me a little vodka, and then, i went into the Netflix Party, and i saw that the Netflix Party was a little it was not it was not where it needed to be energy wise [ laughter ] seth yes and now, this is true story. You used to have a job as an energy producer. Yeah, i was a professional energy producer. My job is to produce positive energy in any room i step in mostly boring bat mitzvahs and some weddings seth yeah. Christmas parties and things like that. Seth yeah. My job is to make it just pop, and get the old people dancing, the young people dancing, get everybody moving together seth multigenerational. Yeah, multigenerational, across all age lines seth yeah. And, so, i walk into the party, and i notice its kind of dead and, now, mind you, i had been to four parties already and asked every deejay to let me get the microphone, nobody would let me get it. Seth okay. [ laughter ] but this deejay, he was dumb enough to let me get the microphone [ laughter ] and i told them to play my song. I said, play dripeesha by todrick hall and Tiffany Haddish. Seth right, right. And he played it, and i was like, he must be crazy. And, so then, i just started singing the song, and then, he plays city girls. And i guess he thought i was going to give the microphone back, but no i just start rapping on top of city girls. He was like i dont know none of the lyrics to that song, and i just kept going, i made my own lyrics and energy up do you feel, like, you turned the party around now, it looked like everybody was dancing. I seen cell phone lights when you see cell phone lights, its either good or really bad so seth it sounded like a good one . It felt really good it felt like people were dancing and moving it was like, go, tiffany, go, tiffany and somebody yelled out, she got bars [ laughter ] seth oh, thats a very thats very high praise. I think yeah. [ cheers and applause seth yeah. I dont think i dont think theres even an inkling of a chance somebody would yell out that i have bars at a party ever [ laughter ] you so the film like a boss with salma hayek, and also, rose byrne, who is just a tremendous a wonderful person, tremendous actor super talented. Seth and youd never worked with her before. Did you guys have fun . We had a blast. Let me tell you something now. This movie is about friendship, right. And with two women that had been friends since they were, like, in middle school and i dont i dont know rose byrne for nothing they say, hey, we were thinking about rose byrne what do you think . I said, well, i liked her in the xmen and stuff like that, and then, in bridesmaids, but i dont know how she would get along with me. You know, i dont know if she going to like me. And they were like, well, maybe you guys should meet. So we met at my hotel in the bar downstairs and we were only supposed to meet for, like, 30 minutes but see, then, i had gotten some of my medicinal my medicinal vodka inside of me seth yeah, yeah right, right, your feet were hurting again. Incredible run of bad luck with your feet. Right, i got this bunion. And its crazy [ laughter ] but if you rub the bunion, good things happen in your life seth all right its like a genie. [ laughter ] get it in there. Okay [ light laughter ] David Letterman did it. Anyways. He did seth yeah, i believe it. Yeah, i could tell when i did it, yeah im serious seth i believe you David Letterman rubbed my bunion seth did he really yeah, yeah. You should see it, its great. Seth okay. Anyways, it was nice. So anyways, we at the bar, and im telling her about how David Letterman rubbed my bunion [ laughter ] now we at the bar. And were talking. And she has some wine. I have my vodka. And she has another wine i have another vodka next thing you know, three hours went by. Theres these guys at the bar that im definitely not their type, they like, you know, men [ laughter ] and i start hitting on them. And once i get a little drink in me, i want to, you know, donate my womb. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] youre very giving im very giving so i was like, hey, you guys want to have a baby . [ laughter ] and rose is like, dont say that to them. I said, no, they look like they love each other, if yall want have a baby, let me know, ill pay child support, yall can raise it. [ laughter ] ill carry it and ill breast feed it for six months and its all yours and they was thinking about taking me up on that seth oh, really. [ laughter ] but rose thought rose was like, no, tiffany, you cant do this, you need to go to your room. And thats when i knew we would be friends seth yeah, youd be good friends, she had your back she protected my womb [ laughter ] seth you have one more costar of note that i want to mention is billy porter. Yes seth talk about talent yes [ cheers ] seth and you took him to you shot this in atlanta, is that right yeah, we shot the movie in atlanta. And you took billy to a strip club i took him to a male strip club called swinging richards. Its one of my Favorite Places on earth seth okay, fantastic bravo to whoever named swinging richards, i mean bravo, yeah they should give me some stake in that company. [ laughter ] seth do they know you there . Yeah, they know like, i go there. Whenever im in atlanta, you can probably catch me there. Seth okay. Guaranteed, youll see me there. I mean, its my favorite thing in the world is to see men dancing with no shirt on seth yeah. Or pants. And i walk in. I walk in, when i walk in, the manager sees me. I think he pushes a button or something under the desk because when i walk in, i i pay him my little money, its, like, 10, 20 i pay him 20. And then, i walk in, and then, i get the deejay goes, bam, bam, bam, bam Tiffany Haddish in the building and then, all the male dancers come out, and they go, hey [ laughter ] im like, which one of yall . [ laughter ] its fun seth you also have a fantastic last year netflix special, black mitzvah. Mmhmm. Seth you found out that your father you did a dna test you found out your father was jewish my father told me, i didnt necessarily believe him, because you know men lie seth yeah. And then, i did my 23 and me and i found out that yeah, he was telling the truth. Seth and, you actually had a bat mitzvah. Yeah, i had a bat mitzvah i learned hebrew i learned vayetze is what i did for my torah portion and i read it all out loud in front of everybody. And billy crystal, he did my aliyah [ laughter ] and it was thats not funny, thats beautiful. [ laughter ] seth congratulations with that and weve shown it before. Weve shown it before but it is one of my favorite pictures. Its my favorite picture in the world. This is how i knew we would know each other forever seth we would know each other forever. This is now ten years plus ago yes seth this is 2009. You auditioned for snl. Yes seth and explain the photo real quick yes so i have i always bring a disposable camera with me everywhere i go in case i get in a situation. [ laughter ] and i was looking around, i was like, is there any other black people here . And it was just me and the janitor. And then, you had came out, and i was, like, would you take a picture with us . And you did. [ laughter ] seth and im so happy. One, how young we look we look amazing seth we look amazing, yes. Dont we look amazing seth thats i guess the real reason i want to show it yes, you would too. Seth and two, what an incredible decade youve had since that photo was taken it is always such a delight to have you here. Thank you seth thank you so much thank you i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause seth Tiffany Haddish, everybody. Like a boss, theaters friday well be right back with m. Night shyamalan [ cheers and applause owwwww this is painful. I bet. I cant load anything. You should switch to boost mobile. You get 4 lines for 25 per line per month on their super fast network. Look, theres a boost mobile right there. You even get 4 free Samsung Galaxy phones when you switch. Ahhhhh. Wow two of em no, 4 free phones. Switch to boost mobile and get 4 lines for 25 per line per month with unlimited data, and 4 free Samsung Galaxy a20 phones all on our super reliable, super fast network. Step up with boost mobile. But allstate helps you. With drivewise. Feedback that helps you drive safer. And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. Are you in good hands . Woah. 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Night shyamalan, everyone [ cheers and applause seth how are you im good. I was backstage and tiffany twerked for me seth yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, its good seth well, wait. You were backstage probably looking for migos on your phone be like, i have to have this ready no, she did it without music. [ laughter ] seth shes a very kind person yes seth youre obviously youre known for being a film director its very exciting to have you producing a television series, directing some episodes. This is, as one might expect from you, a fairly haunting idea about a i dont know why im laughing its a couple who suffered a tragic loss. Theres a nanny. Explain the concept real quick and how it came about. You know, i get offered certain things to either, you know, write, rewrite or direct, or produce and this particular idea came to me of a couple that had lost a child, and they do this very fringe therapy, this very rare therapy. Its actually a real therapy, where they take a doll and pretend that their child is still alive and to help with the emotions and all and its such a tragic kind of setup. And its very eerie in and of itself and this doll that theyre using, the mom thinks the childs alive. And she believes it so much that she hires a nanny. And then the nanny comes in, the nanny immediately starts treating the doll like its alive. And so its a very eerie setup and so i was like, i need to know what happens to this couple. Seth yes yeah. Seth and thats how you get into it. Yes that is right. Seth and i want to show a clip real quick because this is sort of explain the clip before we show it. Like yeah, its i can barely show you guys anything about this show without giving too much away. But this is in episode nine, which i directed and weird things are afoot and strange things are happening. And this is a moment, i believe, where she wakes up in the middle of the day and the car alarm is going off and it just wont stop and shes trying to find the key, and she finds the key, and it just wont stop and theres something thats going on thats affecting their lives in this house. Seth all right, lets take a look real quick. Yeah. [ car alarm sounding ] [ screaming [ car alarm sounding ] seth see, its very haunting you make very haunting things. Its very distressing to watch what you make. Yeah. Its a mystery, and its been fun to do it in this long form like this with apple its been its been fun seth how do you do you ever get scared when youre watching something that you have done im definitely im if you watched the movie with me, if we were in a Movie Theater together, im the best audience member im squirming and im jumping and im like, oh my gosh. That happened to kevin hart . Oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] im definitely the guy thats totally reacting to everything and even in my stuff when its working, i start to react like that as well seth and so obviously when you make a film you do test screenings yeah. Seth you are watching audience members yeah. Seth are you looking for something from an audience member when theyre watching something youve made . Well, its really interesting cause i make thrillers generally. Like, suspense thrillers and what ends up happening i noticed this when i was younger, and i didnt realize this was actually a real thing. But as ive made more movies its actually a science what im telling you. So you screen the first cut of movie, and its really long. It has like everything in it its not paced correctly and about 50 people will go to the bathroom during the screening of the movie theyll just get up and go at some point in the movie. And as you make the movie and you keep on doing it then 30 people go to the bathroom and the time next theres 20 people, then 10 people, then 4 people and then the last cut of the movie when its ready to go out, its two people, and theyre running, and theyre backwardswatching the screen as they go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] and whats really interesting is that like you stop thinking about yourself when youre completely connected to the movie. And like the 500 people forget they needed to go to the bathroom seth yeah. I mean, i guess the perfect movie would just be, everybody goes in their pants, yeah. Yeah, ive never never achieved that. [ laughter ] seth never achieved that yeah ive never achieved that depends level of success [ laughter ] seth i do, as would be expected, like you know you mentioned that its like a baby doll yeah. Seth the baby doll though is we have a photo of it. It as little bit, i think more lifelike than people may have expected [ audience aws ] that a real yeah, exactly [ laughter ] and on set i would imagine its fairly, as far as props go, its probably fairly creepy that is the doll that they use in the therapy we had one made for us, and its literally moves and it sits with you like a real doll my motherinlaw, who lives in india, came to visit me. And i was showing her my offices. And me being a really bad soninlaw, i decided to trick her. And so we were walking through the offices and i went, oh my oh my god, someone left a baby. Seth oh, jesus [ laughter ] oh, my god. And she was like, you know, shes an older indian woman. And i was like, oh my god. And she was, oh no, oh my god my god. [ screaming [ laughter ] and i was like, who would do this who would do this . [ laughter ] and she was like, what is this . And i handed it to her she starts cradling it cause it weighs and it moves just like a baby, and she starts tearing up and im like, this has gone too far. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i said, im just kidding. Seth do you not get this enough from your work . Im just kidding its not real. [ laughter ] and she keeps on she keeps on doing this as she like its a doll and you cant stop your body wont stop because it feels and looks like a real doll seth oh, my god. Im sorry i did that to her seth yes [ laughter ] you i dont know if you had to apologize to your parents when you decided to be a director, but i know they sort of famously wanted you to be a doctor thats right. Seth and when you when you went to them, and you had been directing at a very young age. Yeah. Seth this is something that was clearly your passion did they accept it early on or did you have to fight through it no, you know, im indian. I dont know if you guys know that [ light laughter ] and their indian parents dont really like yell like that they just kind of get disappointed seth yeah. So my dad was watching hockey he was a big hockey fan. Seth yeah. And i was like, dad, im going to im going Tisch Film School i just got in. I got a scholarship. And he was watching, and he was just like hes just silent watching the flyers. And i was like i walked out it was like a sad moment [ audience aws ] it was a sad moment. He just stopped. He came to america to follow the dream, came to philadelphia, and i just threw it all away to become like a goth rock star or something. [ light laughter ] seth but now you have children yeah. Seth were talking backstage, three children. And they they want to be in the arts as well right, yeah seth musicians, film director film director yeah seth is that exciting for you . It is were really serious about the arts in our house. Im dead serious about it. So im like, you know, hey, if youre going to do it to make it and become famous, forget it forget it. Not in this house. [ laughter ] and so, i was like, you need you know, you have to come at it with sacredness. And so like our oldest is a musician her first album will come out this year but shes trained since four years old, the classical pianist, blah, blah, blah and has done put, you know, that amount of work in and then my middle daughter is a director, actually and has been writing and directing for forever. And they take it dead serious. Seth and now if they had come to you and said, im actually gonna go to medical school, would you have just silently been disappointed [ laughter ] probably. Seth probably. [ laughter ] id just be watching the sixers [ laughter ] seth and you you know, i think its easy to forget, because you know, films around for a long time, we get comfortable with them. But you were sixth sense, you were in your 20s when you directed that. Yeah. Seth and yet you had directed a lot of things leading up to that yeah. Seth things we hadnt seen yeah, failures. Seth failures. Thats what youre trying to say. Yes. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs seth i was gonna let you say it [ laughter ] but i think theres value to that right . Definitely. Seth like, i mean, you dont make a success without a bunch of failures. And that must have been something, especially with your kids being in the arts as well, you try to teach them which is like, hey, you dont hit the jackpot the first time out. No, no. If im when im on them the most, im really telling them, youre not failing enough. Seth right thats really thats the thing i say most in the house. Youre not failing enough youre protecting yourself that gets you nowhere. Failure is not a its not a pejorative thing its where you get this exponential growth so, you iterate. My whole thing is about iterating as a person, as an artist be in a situation that you can safely iterate as fast as you can. 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[ cheers and applause ive been having dreams jumpin on a trampolin flippin in the ai i never land just float there as im looking u suddenly the sky erupt flames alight the trees spread to fallin leave now theyre right upon m wait if im on fir how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so love ive been having dream splashin in a summer stream trip and i fall in i wanted it to happe my body turns to ice crushin weight of paradis solid block of gol lying in the col i feel right at home wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dyin i never feel so loved wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dyin i never feel so loved i never feel so loved la la l la l la la la la la la la la la l la l la la la la la la wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dyin i never feel so loved how am i so deep in lov when i dream of dyin i never feel so loved [ cheers and applause seth shaed, everyone their ep melt is out now well be right back. 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Well, you can wear whatever you want you dont really need to wear any makeup plus, the audience has no idea if youre doing anything weird like picking your nose or scratching your armpit lilly oh, yeah no, you definitely dont want to scratch your armpit on camera. [ laughter ] no way. That would be super embarrassing lillyoh [ light laughter ] are you absolutely dying to scratch your armpit right now . Yeah, i kind of am. Yeah lilly same should we just do it yeah, lets do it lilly all right, count of three. One, two, three. [ laughter ] oh, thats good. Yeah. Lilly podcast hostings awesome. Check out a little late with lilly singh. The show starts in one minute. Woo but they can edit that out, right . Lilly definitely [ cheers and applause