Zoey deutch, [ cheers and applause musical guest Justin Bieber featuring quavo, and the legendary roots crew jimmy our next guest is a great actor who you know from questlove 1210 set it up and the politician. She stars in the new movie buffaloed which is now playing in theaters and on steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon demand grand now we have to deal withed us this. Rs. Everyone, please welcome zoey deutch. Climate change is an emergency. Thats why i wrote the nations [ cheers and applause most progressive climate law. [ cheers and applause and thats why im endorsing tom steyer. Because when big oil tried to stop our clean air laws, he led us to victory. Same with the keystone pipeline. When tom says we can save the world and do it together [ cheers and applause believe him. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. [ audience aws ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Happy valentines day that is a valentines day crowd right there. Jimmy that is so sweet thank you so much. Yeah. Jimmy i appreciate that. No, its perfect. Hey, everybody [ cheers and applause i know you couldnt spend it with your one true love, oh Justin Timberlake so jimmy oh, my gosh. Welcome, everybody [ audience ohs ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. But you got to spend it with another justin, who is also a really good dancer [ cheers and applause jimmy thats true, yeah. Youre right thank you very much. You made it. And me. Youre here. Jimmy and you, of course, thank you. Which is the best. Come on. I want to wish everyone a happy happy valentines day, come on valentines day. I love that youre here. If you and that special someone agreed that youre not im so happy to be here exchanging gifts this year, jimmy we have fun every right now, youre probably realizing that was a trap. Time youre here last time, we were talking about the politician and i [ laughter ] said how good you are in it. And it went on to get golden globe nods. Congratulations. No big deal. [ cheers and applause but this is nice, i saw that today cinnabon was selling a no big deal. Nbd a heartshaped tray of cinnamon rolls. Jimmy nbd. Yeah youust faastic in it. cause nothing quite gets yeah, theyre really fun. People in the mood, like eating an entire tray of cinnamon rolls. [ laughter ] was it fun i mean, no one knows who i am there, but i mean, i dont know who anyone burger king also celebrated by offering a free whopper if you brought in a photo of your ex. Is, either [ laughter ] i keep doing this thing where i think i know jeff bezos. But i dont know jeff bezos. And if your boyfriend works at jimmy wait, what at all. Burger king, thats also a a really cruel way to break it jimmy wait, what are you up with him. Talking about . Well, ive done it three its like, sorry. Times now. And most recently at the globes afterparty where i walk up to [ laughter ] him, give him ill take mine with cheese, please. [ light laughter ]uy ccolatecod jimmy to the real jeff bezos with weed. Es that e d to the real jeff bezos. At the real jeff bezos [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] theyre pretty cool. If you eat enough of them, Matthew Mcconaugheys lincoln [ cheers and applause and i hug him. Commercials actually start making sense [ laughter ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. And i say, im so sorry i havent responded to your email i promise to get back to you. You go, oh, hes fishing. Today is friday and thats i get it. Listen to this he never emailed me usually when i catch up on some i saw that the first message to personal stuffow, i check my in [ laughter ] he doesnt know who i am be printed on a candy heart was back in 1866 and i go to my friends and theyre like, how do you know return some emails. Jeff bezos . Even crazier, the message was, and of course, i send out thank and im like, oh, no. You notes. And i was thats jeff bezos . Art thou up . [ cheers and applause [ bleep ] i did it again. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] i was running a bit behind today. Jimmy wait [ cheers and applause so, i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to yeah, i dont know. Write out my weekly thank you i just keep doing it notes right now. Is that cool with you guys its no wonder that amazon hasnt hired me. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy but why him . James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please you just feel like he theres some connection there or do you just think its funny. No. And this is very nice. [ laughter ] i feel like he looks like steve a little valentine someone i know a woman in virginia is giving her husband of 38 years jimmy oh, my gosh. I dont know a kidney [ laughter ] i dont know why [ audience aws ] i just i have a mental she made it awkward today when block. He was like, and i got you ani think i know him this its a whitmans sampler jimmy but when you hug him, do you say, hi, jeff bezos . [ laughter ] thank you, sonic the and i ate two of them. Or do you go, hi [ light laughter ] hedgehog, for finally coming no, no. Out after fans called for i dont know thats him at the of course President Trump is enjoying valentines day time today, he lit a candle and a redesign jimmy oh, you think its a sprinkled rose pedals all over or as the cast of cats put a different person that you might have emailed. Maybe a friends dad. His tanning bed. It, wait, that was an option . Maybe an agent [ light laughter ] [ laughter and applause [ light laughter ] maybe somebody whos not the most powerful, richest man in speaking of trump, yesterday, attorney general william barr the world. Said that the president s tweets make it impossible for steve meow i dont know him to do his job. Its a mental block. Jimmy jeff, you have to you have to talk to zoey here. Meanwhile, trumps tweets make shes really cool. Sorry [ light laughter ] it very possible for me to do s] jimmy thank you, viral jimmy shes sorry for hugging you but next time, you know, respond to her email. Okay, yeah photo of trumps tan line please [ laughter ] [ laughter ] im so sorry. For looking like trump got a jimmy and then, did you go to the parties afterwards . A spray tan while wearing are those fun . A bonnet yes well, guys, the news can sometimes be pretty heavy. [ laughter and applause theyre theyre fun theyre very fun so i thought id take a second to focus, in a poetic way, on i got to meet Zooey Deschanel, who im a big fan of some of the news stories you steve quick, im in a [ applause ] might have missed that are a a hurry. A little bit lighter yes. Youll see what i mean [ light laughter ] and i sometimes get emails that meant for her, sent to me, because our names are so its called in lighter news. Similar. So, i got to exchange here we go sanitizer, for being a gel that information so i can, you know, [ cheers and applause in lighter news kills germs inside a bottle jimmy roses are red, thats covered in germs. Forward those things on to her violets arent classic, texas man ate only dog food for jimmy zoey d. And zooey d. A month, says, i feel pretty [ laughter and applause fantastic. Yeah, one time i got a actually, i didnt tell her this i got a picture texted to me of a foot and then, like, [ squirting noise an hour later it just said, sorry, wrong zoey d. So [ light laughter ] [ squirting noises ] [ laughter ] jimmy thats weird [ laughter and applause i know. Roses are red, violets hate [ fart noise ] bugs, florida troopers find narcotics in bags labeled bags [ quack full of drugs. I got questions. Jimmy wow. [ fart noise ] [ laughter and applause do you forward those things to [ laughter ] her . Thank you, mcdonalds shamrock now, im gonna. Roses are red, violets are shakes, for looking like [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, of course. Small, police break up men fighting over cheese balls someone accidentally tossed any other mistakes with her, baby yoda in a blender that you get um, one time i was walking through security at the jfk airport and a tsa agent was [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] like, are you an elf . [ laughter and applause aw, come on, hey steve hey. They didnt. Its a joke. Roses are red, violets grow further, man arrested for jimmy hes not real. Trying to pay for prostitute with hamburger steve not real jimmy hes not real. Steve baby yodas not real jimmy hes not real. [ light laughter ] [ laughter and applause thank you, fencing, for [ rs this is very sad guys, in fas ann nnced its clo combining the timeless arts of and i very earnestly responded, no, sir, im not an elf. This week. Sword fighting and beekeeping. And i just kept walking and thought, tsa agents are really [ applause ] asking different questions [ audience aws ] steve beekeeper or fencing in 2020. And what . [ laughter ] jimmy wait, wait jimmy good question. Steve buscemi . Jimmy are you an elf steve [ light laughter ] steve you know what you do you think they meant, are you in elf [ cheers and applause we, i would say they meant, am i an elf which im not. Probably beekeeping. Steve right. Jimmy just because fencing, im not an elf, and im not in i use the fence for my vest on elf. Jimmy yeah, Zooey Deschanel was in elf but she was not an romantic occasions hi, jimmy elf in elf. I was just getting ready in my dressing room when i heard this steve what kind of vest do you heard it here, folks. Awful news [ light laughter ] you wear on a romantic occasion jimmy like a chainlink right here fence. Stuff like that. [ laughter ] jimmy im confused as well i had to come out. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about buffaloed. Youre telling me no more yes romphims jimmy yeah, yeah but i mean, beekeeping, i jimmy you produce and star in this film think, thats the thing. Where did you hear about this steve like a apiarist . Jimmy yeah, no thats not a script first you mean, no more business [ light laughter ] not a bit. I was actually shooting a on the top, exposed leg on the steve this is real a movie called set it up. Bottom jimmy whats that . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] steve this is real youre gonna jimmy yeah, i think its a jimmy i guess not. A cool thing that people are jimmy thats right doing. Steve yeah, bee it up. And im usually attracted to parts that are super different no more breezy kneesys for stevie beezy jimmy so what do you do . Than what im playing at that do you get boxes of and put exact moment [ laughter ] bees in them jimmy steve, youre great. Steve sure, you get boxes for bees jimmy yeah, and then you you look great, but i gotta admit. Use them for just honey . I never pegged you as a romper steve sure jimmy do you want some in set it up the character guy. Honey . Was super bubbly and a what are you kidding . Steve love it. A peoplepleaser i wear it under all my love honey jimmy tariq . Costumes tariq yep. [ laughter ] and in buffaloed shes this really greedy and insane, total reservoir dogs, i was romping. [ laughter ] opposite character jimmy tariq, you want any and i was on a mission to get jimmy no way honey if i make some. Fargo, romping. Tariq nah, im good. The movie made and cast myself [ laughter ] in it. [ light laughter ]immy what so thats why i produced it. Jimmy come on, dude. Emre all five seasons, mad romping. Its really good stuff jimmy very smart [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] tariq if you make some you do a great job in it but i guess ive romped my last what do you mean if you make some yeah. Tell me what the movie romp how are you gonna make honey studio is doing something very interesting with this film [ laughter ] kno [ audience aws ] jimmy steve, no. You can still wear the romphims that you already have. Nah, i dont think so oh, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah theyve cleared 1. 5 million of the world just wasnt ready for medical debt to everyday americans, which is really the beautiful, breezy freedom that only romphims can bring cool [ cheers and applause come over here, honey. [ light laughter ] i guess ill just have to jimmy so clearing out debt bees and i its like its a thats pretty cool change a cool thing, right . Yeah. Jimmy can you set up the tariq no, if you have bees, film and what its about yes [ laughter ] its not gonna end well. Ooh, i like this fun cool for me, but its about a woman who is obsessed with money and getting thanks [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy Steve Buscemi, out of her blue collar everybody. Jimmy you think im gonna existence. Get stung . And finds her calling in an not gonna wear that, is he tariq yeah ethicallydebatable industry, which is debt collecting jimmy no, man. Jimmy yeah not gonna wear that, is he [ laughter ] tariq no, no, no actually jimmy what you do is you yeah. Some entertaining news raise them and then you become the new sonic the hedgehog friendly with the bees tariq yeah, yeah jimmy and you have a great accent in the movie, by the movie came out today they jimmy theyd look at you way. A buffalo accent . If you remember, the movie got like a ma like youre their is there anyone from buffalo delayed, because they had to dad. Here redo sonics whole look after tariq yeah, a bee would never sting the hand that feeds no people complained about his it absolutely not a single soul [ light laughter ] jimmy thats true, yeah. [ laughter ] teeth. What i wanna do is, i raise well, ill see myself out. [ light laughter ] bees jimmy no, we dont allow steve sure jimmy they have honey, and on fridays, no one from buffalo is allowed to our show then they go off to live their [ light laughter ] remember heres the old sonic yeah life its a rule nbc made years ago [ light laughter ] steve right, they grow heres the new one yeah their own kids and they bring them back. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, and then, i oh, my god, im an idiot. Jimmy nbc made that rule and heres where they put the old teeth. Come back to the spot where the bees were, like, five years years ago. Yeah later. Yes, yes, i forgot the fine yeah, much better, yeah. Steve right. Print. Jimmy a swarm comes at me. Jimmy ive been to buffalo, many times [ light laughter ] steve right, and they go you have . Jimmy and they hug me. Have you had some buffalo wings . [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] put some music on it jimmy i actually went to the bar is it the anchor bar anchor bar and duffs and finally, i saw that alexandria ocasiocortez is steve yeah, thats like jimmy yes. Going to be a guest judge on the next season of jimmy throw it on youtube. I went to yeah. Rupauls drag race. [ cheers and applause steve yeah, its like, born i had a buffalo wing there free, man. Jimmy next thing you know, and you liked it . I got a sitcom out of it jimmy it was like, yeah steve yeah ah it was amazing, yeah every part of that sentence [ laughter ] [ laughter ] just made mike pence grab his chest. Jimmy thank you, going to theyre great theyre buffalo wings from a restaurant on valentines buffalo. Yeah we have a great show day, for a romantic night of give it up for the roots eating two inches away from jimmy yeah another couple eavesdropping on and there are really [ cheers and applause your conversation. Interesting words like jagoff. [ laughter and applause words that dont exist anywhere yes, were talking about else jimmy what are you doing, something. K yo february 14th, for you jagoff yeah, you jagoff. [ light laughter ] who are you calling a jagoff, jagoff jimmy hey, what are you looking at, jagoff what are you looing at . Jimmy its a term of endearment, as well. Hey, jagoff being the day weve chosen to jimmy ah, thanks, jagoff hey, i got something for you, [ cheers and applause celebrate love, right when our too. Winter bods e [ cheers and appl here you go, jagoff. Thanks, jagoff. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a fun show jimmy i want to show a clip tonight. [ fart noise ] from the film. Steve buscemi is here yes steve yeah, come on. Jimmy is there anything i should say to set this up . [ cheers and applause this clip . Steve let me pour myself its a clip from my movie into these pants buffaloan jimmy zoey deutch is here [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you, jimmy yeah thats the way to set it up. And we got great music from heartshaped box of chocolates, [ cheers and applause Justin Bieber featuring quavo. For being the perfect way to heres zoey deutch in buffaloed. Say, girl, i was at cvs take a look. [ cheers and applause 90 seconds ago. [ laughter and applause are you serious happy valentines day, everyone yes we have the Legal Authority to pull your firemans license. Happy valentines day, higgins i dont want to. Steve happy valentines day. Steve this is the last one, im trying to save people jimmy happy valentines though, right . Out here day, roots jimmy whats that . Think about all the people that you wont be able to save [ laughter ] steve this is the last one, then youre jimmy this one right here when i pull your license should be the happy valentines day steve ultimate jimmy i have a decent jimmy that was the penultimate. Valentines day. Im pretty romantic, i think steve yeah, that was the penultimate. Jimmy the penultimate, and im just gonna go out to dinner with the wife. This is the tariq, do you do a big thing steve ultimate jimmy ultimate tariq yeah, i do a big [ light laughter ] thing. Steve valentines day thank turkey, stuffing, mac and you note, 2020 jimmy the martini, as they cheese call it. [ laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy i think youre thinking of thanksgiving jimmy yeah steve nice tariq well, we do it on [ light laughter ] february 14th. Jimmy right . Jimmy yeah, come on. Steve real nice. Ivetheyall it jimmy oh [ cheers and applause the martini shot on a program, zoey deutch, everybody [ laughter ] steve wow. Buffaloed is now playing in jimmy thats true. Theres a conspiracy theory. Theaters and on demand thats when the pilgrims or a film because tariq yeah [ ug steve when youre done well be right back with Justin Bieber featuring quavo. Jimmy you get the martinis stick around tariq day that we should ready after the shot, everyone has a martini give jimmy and in november is when you celebrate love . Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy whats that . Tariq yeah, chill. Tariq it never happens [ laughter ] its like jimmy yeah, sure jimmy you look like what are you talking about a pretty romantic guy. [ light laughter ] tariq after the martini shot, theres never any drinks whats a really romantic thing jimmy what are you talking about . What if it was like a movie, youve done to your wife like the rat pack movie . Steve yeah tariq um, i mean, you know, sometimes i might play a tariq whats the rat pack movie . A little, i dont know, steve oceans 20. Isaac hayes, or something. Jimmy yeah, oceans 11, man. Tariq oh, yeah woah. Is this the future . Ask them if they got drinks you know, shes into shes after the martini this is the present. Into bearded gentlemen jimmy they probably drank before the shot. Tariq yeah, right . Here is your order, bills. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] excellent guitar riff a little isaac jimmy and after. Tariq nah, after, its like, thats a wrap jimmy yeah everybodys going home ack ack ack ack ack tariq you know, does it for us sometimes i come out, you know, i got bees to tend to. [ laughter and applause in, like, a tank top made of chain link ack ack [ laughter ] jimmy like the fence [ tongue click ] where are they . Yes, r2. I am quite awarest. Like a chainlink yeah. Yeah, its cool, man [ tongue click ] i like that. beep sounds last year, i went to dinner with my wife i dont know. We went to the bahamas jimmy thank you, candlelight dinners, for and it was really i wanted basically saying, hey, to surprise my wife. I just shouldnt surprise my wouldnt it be romantic if i wife anymore roll introducing jimmy dean a nebiscuit roll ups. St. Steve no could see you less . There, you guys have it. Jimmy i dont like those are my thank you notes. We took delicious sausage, eggs, and cheese surprises, really. And it doesnt really work out well be right back with for me Steve Buscemi. Steve never. Jimwe [ cheers and applause and rolled it all up, in a soft flakey biscuit. But my wife is shes the best she doesnt really love chocolates give your family a good hearty breakfast this is a shoutout to all those going the extra mile. That you can eat on the go. Theyre fine but shes not going to eat them so, im not going to get her nice, wow. Just out of curiosity, chocolates flowers, shes like, okay, but then theyre gonna die in two what did that carriage set you back . Days oh, like, 19 large. So, i guess. Ugh, i overpaid, im an idiot. She doesnt really like jewelry. So, she likes, like, hey, happens to everybody. Handwritten cards and, like, i bet he overpaid. lock signal chirp thoughtful things, like that yes, you, unsung designated driver. Me . I didnt overpay. So anyways, i took her i used autotrader i surprised her. Were in the bahamas and i surprise her with a like its the only one with kelley blue book. A romantic dinner in a wine and you, saturday soccer dad. Cellar he overpaid. No [ audience oohs right . All you unpaid movers it literally says great price. But, im not thinking, were in okay, we get it you got a great price. The bahamas, so she didnt have did you get a good price . No any clothes to dress and never miss a bedtime parents. Okay, im sorry. Its refrigerated. [ laughter ] want to go get some croissants . Its, like, cold, its, like, we see how you go out your way for others, no im fine, thank you. Cold in the wine cellar. Okay horse neighing yeah, its cause they have to and that inspires us to go the extra mile for you, refrigerate the bottles. And so, were in this restaurant every single day. Hertz. Proud to be ranked 1 in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. We went to you know, were in the bahamas so a surprise its a really romantic thing so we go all the way down. Iced chai. Ry. Day. Its, like, all these rickety steps down into this wine basement its totally freezing. Pad thai. Its like 60 degrees baked pie. And shes, like, kind of pork chop. Soda pop. Shivering. Scallop. Kebobs. And im like, oh, its gonna be its cute. Come on, honey. Soursop. Hot pot. No im fine, thank you. And shes so cold and were so dumpling. Chicken wing. Weve all been here before. Far away from the kitchen and peking. Onion ring. The conference room. Everything we are americas kitchen. By the time any food comes doordash. Every flavor welcome. The speaker phone. Down, its icecold. The missing files. [ light laughter ] and then theres a security not in the room . Then youre not in the know. Guard that was there, that was im the founder of the honey pot. My name is beatrice dixon. Just kind of staring at us in the beginning it wasnt easy to, well, this has been nice, but can we not . Because i think he was like, start this company. Afraid t webottle or steal a bottle of Microsoft Teams invites everyone you work with, to work together. And there was a lot of times wine or something. That it almost didnt happen. If target didnt take the chance on us, be seen, be heard, be there when youre not. So he just stared at as we ate the whole time we wouldnt be in all the retailers that were in today. [ light laughter ] share your files, and your opinion. But whats really dope, and maybe even a happy little fruit guy. Which is very romantic, as is they helped us with the product line, well when youre ready to unleash the power of your team, open teams. [ laughter ] the packaging. At one point, i remember the waiter came over and put a they really, like, changed my life. A blanket around my wife the reason why its so important [ aduence aws for honey pot to do well i was like, its like she ran the marathon or something. Is so the next black girl i appreciate what makes each person unique. Steve oh, yeah [ laughter ] that comes up with a great idea, jimmy yeah, so it was good she could have a better opportunity. Thats why i like liberty mutual. So this year, im not doing that this one just im gonna, that means a lot to me. They get that no two people are alike and customize your car like, stay home, put on some isaac hayes, maybe chainlink steve chainlink vest. Jimmy chainlink vest. Insurance so you only pay for what you need. With the glad advanced protection kitchen bag. Steve yeah jimmy yeah, stuff like that thatd be pretty romantic. Its glads strongest, almost done. Anyways, happy valentines day, honey. I love you so much toughest, [ cheers and applause hey guys, it is time for our most leak resistant bag. Latest installment of tonight show polls. Be happy, its glad. ™ here we go i dont see it. Only pay for what you need. [ cheers and applause tonight show polls liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Jimmy the first poll asks, what are your plans for valentines day . Gnocchis. S. 35 saidmonshipso were going raviolis. Dancing. And them smokeys. 35 said, im single, so, ill be sitting at home in my curry. Underwear eating cereal for dinner. Fried turkey. Cacciatori. Chimichurri. Berry. [ light laughter ] mcflurry. mcdonalds half stack. Music playing taco pack. Lobster mac. And them baby back baby backs. 30 said, ive been married welcome to my world for 25 years we are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. So, shell be in the bedroom, and ill be in my kitchen in my underwear eating cereal for wont you come on in dinner not Drinking Water . Ties . [ laughter ] weve all committed skin sins [ cheers and applause thats steve romantic new neutrogena® bright boost. Jimmy this poll asks, kickstarts dull, tired skin whats the hardest part about valentines day . 55 said, choosing the perfect gift. With neoglucosamine. Waiting just for you 44 said, being single. A gentle, nonacid amino sugar exfoliant [ light laughter ] welcome to my world th works within the surface and pete the bachelor said, and boosts cell turnover by 10x. Getting a reservation for 30. [ laughter and applause for brighter, wideawake skin. The next one asked, how would you describe your love life . Bright boost. 31 said, amazing. Pair with illuminating serum 42 said, above average. For 3x the brightening power. Its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Neutrogena® 27 said, a total iowa caucus. Like, did it hurt. When all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . [ laughter and applause [kfire it up unfortunate. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. [engine starting] this next poll asks, what do you spend your money on . Now with more cheese. Duralast. Proven tough so you can plow through winter. 64 said, fancy dinners. And i like to question your im yoevery move. N law. And only at autozone. 35 said, gifts for my family. Like this left turn. 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There you go [ cheers and applause thats all we have for tonight show polls. Well be more of the tonight how you watch it does too. Tv just keeps getting better. Show, everybody come on back this is xfinity x1. [ cheers and applause hey hun, featuring the Emmy Awardwinning voice remote. Streaming Services Without changing passwords and input. Live sports with realtime stats and scores. Access to the most 4k content. And your movies and shows to go. The best tv experience is the best tv value. Xfinity x1. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Xfinity. The future of awesome. We dont need to do anything special for valentines day. Okay. Even if she says she doesnt need a thing [ cheers and applause show her you care, make her heart sing jimmy our first guest is make this valentines day mean more. One of my favorite actors. Jared. He is an emmy and golden globewinning actor who stars on the tbs series at autozone, you get when you need it. , miracle workers dark ages got a today job . Which airs tuesdays at pick it up free same day at your local autozone. 10 30 p. M. Ladies and gentlemen, please more of a tomorrow project . Welcome Steve Buscemi. Order as late as 10pm with free next day delivery. [ cheers and applause getting the job done, just got easier. Summer [ cheers and applause jimmy ah steve, so great to jimmy performing his new heintoreou around the city yeah. Song, intentions, with quavo, jimmy and its always fun when i see you all the time usually its at like a from his new album, changes, a Paul Mccartney concert yeah. Jimmy right . We do. Poor us give it up for Justin Bieber [ light laughter ] jimmy i know isnt it amazing i know. Yeah i remember, one time they [ cheers and applause brought us backstage before ay ay ay like, the band was still on. Ay and they were singing they were still singing the end, ay ay ay from jimmy abbey road. And we didnt wanna go ay backstage yet. So we sang and i think our mascara was running. Picture perfect and [ laughter ] you dont need no filter jimmy yeah we thats right we bonded. Gorgeous, make em drop dead it was great you a killer yeah. Jimmy yeah, loved it now youre actually youre shower you with friends with Paul Mccartney. But well, well, i yeah all my attention jimmy yeah yeah. I know him yeah these are m [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats pretty only intentions cool yeah, i know. Jimmy do you remember the stay in the kitchen first time you met cookin up got your own brea Paul Mccartney sure. I mean, my good buddy, the heart full of equity actor, aidan quinn, played paul youre an asset in a movie once. Make sure that yo dont need no mentions jimmy oh i remember that yeah these are in a vh1 movie. My only intentions jimmy yeah, i remember that if paul and john met bac, es, yh sut actually, it was when snl remember when they said standin ovation the jimmy they were going to do it did a great job raisin you when paul came on and said, when i create youre my muse if the beatles, can you come and well john and paul were that kind of smile together that night. That makes the news and they were thinking about going. Aidan did a movie about that, called the two of us. Cant nobody throw shad then he went on vacation, he on your name in these street and his wife, lizzie triple threa youre a boss and they actually met Paul Mccartney while they were on vacation. You a bae you a beast you make it easy to choose you got a mean touch just, like, randomly i cant refuse jimmy wow. No, i cant refuse it just yeah. Jimmy hes like, i just picture perfec played you. You dont need no filter i know, yeah. Isnt that weird and then, so they became gorgeous make em drop dea you a killer cut to a couple months later aidan is having a little got your own bread yeah these ar Birthday Dinner party. E invitede heart full of equit and i thought, oh, my god youre an asse im going to meet make sure that you Paul Mccartney tonight. Dont need no mentions because he said that he said that paul was coming yeah these ar and it was just going to be my only intentions like a small gathering im getting nervous. Im stuttering now just even already passed jimmy thats so funny, you dont need no approval because youre a big beatles fan. Good everywhere yeah, huge. And i convinced myself, like, dont worry bout no refusal that day, that i had some sort second to none of stomach ailment, and that i you got the upper hand now really cant go, cause im too dont need a sponso sick nope, youre the brand now it was just nerves jimmy wow. So anxious. Youre my rock jimmy yeah my colorado and on the way there, my wife and i were looking for got that ring just like toront lovin you now a birthday present for aidan, but i just couldnt even a little more tomorrow concentrate. Sing it im like, just get him thats how i feel anything i cant even think about that. Act like you kno jimmy yeah and then, were walking down that you are picture perfect 57th street. You dont need no filter gorgeous make em drop dea and this young lady stops me you a killer and i think, im pretty sure shower you with she had pink hair and she was all my attention yeah these are wearing, like, a pink dress. My only intentions but i could be making this up. Stay in the kitchen but i remember she did say her name was pink. Cookin up got your own bread she said, im pink, and i have whip it heart full of equity an album coming out soon. Youre an asset asset this is like 20 years ago. And she said, and i got my n yeah, yeah name sort of because of your yeah these are my only intentions character in reservoir dogs. quavo no cap, no pretendin you dont need mention jimmy mr. Pink no cap got em same goals yeah. They dont wann and it was very flattering be independent tell them to mind your this was pink. It was you know, but i bidness didnt know who she was. We in our feeling its 5050 percentag jimmy this was really pink attention we need commitmen twa we gotta both admit it its funny we both liste thats right and i was so anxious and its a blessing nervous t lets go cause we both get it you the best thing even know if i said anything t you know and i dont need a witness uhhuh. [ light laughter ] and later, of course, you know, ima find me a ring and pray its perfect fitted i find out who pink is perfect, perfect and i love her picture perfect and i just always felt bad, you dont need no filter because i hope she didnt think gorgeous make em drop dea i was being rude or that i was not interested you a killer i was just shower you with jimmy had your own you had your own things. All my attention i had stomach problems. Jimmy you had your own things yeah these are yeah [ laughter ] if shes watching, she watches all the time my only intentions if you want to say stay in the kitchen does she . Jimmy yeah cookin up got your own brea you can look at this camera right there and say, hey. Whip it aw. Pink, pink, i love you heart full of equity jimmy yeah youre an asset [ laughter ] happy valentines day. [ cheers and applause asset make sure that you don need no mentions no mentions i love you. Happy valentines day. Jimmy see, now its all yeah, yeah. Good now its all good. Yeah these are m do you know, the last time you only intentions tentions were on can i happy valentines day to my mom happy valentines day, mom thats all i plan to d jimmy aww, i love you. You can do that. [ cheers and applause oh happy valentines day jimmy now i want to say happy valentines day to your mom. Happy valentines day to steves mom. [ cheers and applause when you were on last, we were showing all these Different Things people put your face and they put your on different objects and sell them. And you really get no money for this give it up for the roots no everybody but you have a very good face. And so they put it on different thank you so much things i saw one i thought was very [ cheers and applause interesting. This is a candle this is for sale it says, i love you more than i love Steve Buscemi. [ laughter ] this is good for valentines day. Its very nice. Jimmy and we got this yeah is there any are there any [ laughter ] should we give it to someone in the audience yeah. [ cheers and applause yeah, ill go with you [ cheers and applause jimmy dont throw it wow thats oh, thats glass oh, happy valentines day. Ah, is that amazing . Happy vasleinhe way to do it right there enjoy your valentines day thats how you do it thats the act of giving and loving huge tax breaks for the rich, i love that you did that good while the middleclass continues to struggle. Shell enjoy that. You can tell, she was she was loving that candle happens huge tax breaks for the rich, when billionaires are able [ light laughter ] i am so generous. Jimmy you really are a to control the political system. A generous man the internet loves you our campaign is funded and people love you. The fans love you. By the working people of this country, theres a thing on the and those are the people that i will represent. Internet, i dont know if youve seen this, where people put your face on famous no more tax breaks for billionaires. Characters we are going to guarantee health care to all people not just candles and create up to 20 million good but they take your eyes and they put your eyes on different paying jobs to save this planet. Things yeah, yeah. Jimmy i dont know if im Bernie Sanders and i approve this message youve ever seen this, but this is pretty cool. Because we need an economy that works for all of us, this is [ light laughter ] not just wealthy campaign contributors. Thats baby yoda, right . Your eyes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause pretty good. Its cute. I think its pretty cute he just became sexy baby yoda jimmy sexy baby yoda exactly right. Yeah that sounds so wrong. Jimmy yeah, look no, no i want to talk to you about miracle workers dark ages. Congrats on this thanks so much. Ry fny, written by simon rich jimmy simon rich simon rich. Jimmy i love simon rich. Yeah, hes great. Jimmy hes brilliant but, this is season two. And in the first season, you because we need an economy that[ fastpaced drumming ] play god yeah, its a little confusing. Its an anthology show jimmy right. So, in the first season, it all took place in heaven Daniel Radcliffe played a lone angel in the Prayers Department and i played a very disinterested and sort of inept god. Jimmy yes. That was my character and but the second season, same actors. So Daniel Radcliffe again and me and a great cast. But now, this is set in the dark ages. I am no longer god jimmy who do you play in this season . I play the town [ bleep ] shoveler wherever we want to go, we just have to start. [ laughter ] and my name is autosave your way there with chase. Eddie [ bleep ]shoveler. Jimmy that just happens to chase. Make more of whats yours. Be your name and i shovel [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] im just gonna keep saying [ bleep ] over and over. Jimmy youre allowed to say that, yeah you just cant say shovel. Thats what were bleeping out oh, shovel, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy what a demotion. Youve gone from god to no, i well, no i think its a step up in a way, because hes got such an important job. Its you know and hes jimmy well, i guess so yeah, and hes proud of what he does. And hes got a family. And hes a pillar of the community. And people like him. Jimmy see . Thats what i love that about you. Thats [ cheers and applause thats the one thing i do. I one of the many things i love about you i run into you at different charity events, and you as you do a lot for the firefighters and stuff like that did you come from a blue collar family yeah, yeah. Well, my dad was he was a a sanitation worker for 30 years jimmy he was yeah, yeah. Jimmy wow. So he was very big on Civil Service. And he made me and my brothers [ cheers and applause take whatever Civil Service jimmy my thanks to exam came up when we were 18 Steve Buscemi, zoey deutch, and so, i was lucky. It was the fire department, and Justin Bieber, quavo i was even luckier to pass and the roots right there from and i did that for a few years philadelphia jimmy absolutely and now, i help out with [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with fr seth meyers. Thank you for watching lause great weekend is an organization that provides Mental Health services and other services to firefighters and its great, you know, to be able to help and to give back. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause what more can i say . I love this guy. Hes a great actor, and hes [ cheers and applause nice, and hes super funny i want to show everyone a clip heres Steve Buscemi in miracle workers dark ages. Take a look. Take this stick, okay [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in and i want you to walk about 50 to 400 feet behind me new york, its late night with be real quiet. Seth meyers. And if you see a bear, then hit tonight him with the stick andy samberg an all new Second Chance and shout and yell, bear. Theatre, this way, ill know theres a bear and, you know, itll play out featuring the 8g band with from there ilan rubin [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause i want you to know i do not take this honor lightly, sir ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth mey to have earned your respect [ cheers and applause through my hard work alone, it means the world to me. That is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump delivered the i would not trade this stick state of the Union Address today. For any gilded laurel. And i think hes feeling cocky, because he just said its good and walked off stage okay, great [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Yeah, yeah, go, go, go Steve Buscemi, everybody [ cheers and applause p. Mon tbs. Zoey deutch joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. 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