Its called evidence [ laughter ] in President Trumps letter, he accused nancy pelosi of declaring open war on american democracy and said, quote, you do not know, nor do you care the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family. This letter is bonkers [ light laughter ] i dont even know how to describe the tone of it. I guess if you took the most privileged white lady ever and gave her a whole bottle of wine and then asked her to write a yelp review of a restaurant that made her wait 40 minutes for a table and then got her order wrong twice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump campaign is reportedly planning to spend almost 400,000 this week on antiimpeachment ads, which seems unnecessary when the best antiimpeachment ad has as office down the hall [ laughter ] according to officials, President Trump believes that the more he repeats something, the more likely his supporters are to believe it. Though there are some limits [ laughter ] [ applause ] the House Judiciary Committee released their full impeachment report yesterday and in it, they accused President Trump of committing multiple crimes in addition to those for which hes being impeached. And while we cant talk about every single crime he may have committed, we can at least show them to you. And in the meantime, im going to sit here and sip my tea here we go [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth this has been trumps additional crimes. A whistleblower complaint has been filed accusing the Mormon Church of misleading members and stockpiling 100 billion that should have been given to charities. Wow, that is the worst thing a church has ever done, said the pope [ laughter ] senator Bernie Sanders campaign has started trying to reach older voters by running ads during the game show family feud. [ light laughter ] said bernie, why are only the top five answers on the board . What about the bottom five and the evershrinking middle five what of the middle five . [ cheers and applause producers have announced that post malone will perform in times square on new years eve unfortunately, his tattoo artist already dropped the ball [ laughter ] its been announced that Mariah Careys hit song all i want for christmas is you was the most streamed song in the country last week. Said people who work in retail, we know [ laughter and applause a duck in the u. K. Had to have its penis removed recently after it began attempting to mate with females five to ten times per day. So maybe your auto correct was right when it wrote ducking. [ laughter ] and finally, after receiving complaints from a conservative group the Hallmark Channel pulled several commercials last week that showed lesbians kissing in weddings. Then after backlash, they changed their minds and put them back on the air. Here to comment is one of our writers, jenny hagel [ cheers and applause hi, seth. So, im gay and im glad to hear that the Hallmark Channel is back on board with having lesbians in commercials. But why stop there i think they should start making hallmark holiday movies with lesbian leads. How fun would that be . [ cheers and applause and to help them out, i would like to pitch a few ideas myself all right. Hear me out. The first noelle. Sarah has dated three women named noelle but sparks fly when she goes to a Friends Christmas Party and runs into the first noelle [ laughter ] the nightmare before christmas. Two lesbians are making christmas dinner when they realize theyre out of quinoa. [ laughter ] all i want for christmas is sue. [ laughter ] a woman is hopelessly in love with her straight coworker sue, so she writes santa a letter, asking him to make sue gay and santa does it. [ laughter ] then theres thanks for nothing, santa. A sequel told from sues husbands perspective. [ laughter ] deck the halls. Two female carpenters get hired to build a deck the week before christmas. But instead of a deck, they end up building a bridge to each other. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs miracle on 34th street. A bunch of lesbians throw a Christmas Party on 34th street and the miracle is that none of them have dated each other [ laughter ] and a Christmas Carol. Its just the movie carol, but shes wearing this hat [ laughter ] [ applause ] Hallmark Channel, those pitches are my Christmas Gifts to you. Back to you, seth. [ cheers and applause seth jenny hagel, everybody. Thank you, jenny we have a great show for you tonight. He is a legendary actor and the star of Martin Scorseses the irishman, in theaters and on netflix now. Robert de niro is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause he is a fantastic actor you can see in the new fx original movie, a Christmas Carol, premiering this thursday guy pearce is here tonight [ cheers and applause and hes a terrific comedian, one of our favorites, the Second Season of his show, joe pera talks with you airs fridays on adult swim joe pera is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause before we get to that, i am going to tell you a story about a bodybuilder in rochester, new york, named Willie Murphy. A burglar broke into willies house recently and willie beat him up all right, fine. Thats what you would expect a bodybuilder to do. But what if i told you Willie Murphy is 82 years old . [ cheers ] and what if i told you Willie Murphy is a woman and what if i told you this brings us to a segment called the kind of story we need right now. [ cheers and applause seth this is Willie Murphy [ cheers and applause she was about to go to bed one night when a man started pounding on her front door, demanding to be let in so she called 911. But while she was waiting for the police to arrive, he broke down her door and barged in. What the man didnt realize, though, is that Willie Murphy works out. Youre probably thinking, oh, thats cute. She does water aerobics. No, son. Willie murphy lifts weights every day at the ymca and she can deadlift 225 pounds. [ cheers and applause 225 pounds thats me holding a microwave. [ light laughter ] according to usa today, willie can do onehanded pullups, onehanded pushups, fingertip pushups, and the pushups where you put your fingers in a diamond formation and press your nose all the way to the floor. You know what they call those kind of pushups the burglars nightmare. [ cheers ] so how was she feeling as this burglar was prowling around her house . Its kinda semi dark, and im alone and im old. But guess what im tough. And you want to know what happened he picked the wrong house to break into seth this is the kind of story we need right now. [ cheers and applause 100 most news stories make me want to jump off a bridge this story makes me want to jump on to a bridge or whatever bull [ bleep ] they do at crossfit [ laughter ] so willie is hiding in her house and when the burglar comes near her, she grabs the closest thing she can find to protect herself. A candlestick . No a rolling pin . No a table. I took that table, and i went to workin on him. And guess what the table broke. Seth she picked up a table and, quote, went to work on hi and the table broke. Most people her age are breaking hips shes breaking tables. [ cheers ] so willie clobbers this man with a table. What next . Im running in the kitchen. Theres a bottle of baby shampoo on the table i grab the shampoo and guess what hes still on the ground in his face. All of it. The whole thing. [ cheers and applause seth she blinded him with shampoo. Americans spend 11 billion a year on guns, and it turns out all we needed was some johnson and johnson. [ cheers and applause you know you know what stops a bad guy with a gun apparently an old lady with a table and some shampoo [ laughter ] so after the shampoo, did willie stop and show the guy some mercy . She did not. And i got the broom, and hes pulling the broom. And im hitting him. Im hitting him with the broom hitting him. Seth she kicked a mans ass with shampoo and a broom i dont know if shes single, but i bet i know one guy whos interested [ laughter and applause so finally, after all that, the Police Arrived and put the burglar in a cop car im just kidding he was hurt so badly, they had to put him in an ambulance [ light laughter ] cause i had really did a number on that man im serious. I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance. [ light laughter ] seth oh no, im sure im sure he was, until he told the paramedics what happened and they laughed so hard they had to give themselves oxygen [ laughter ] despite the fact that this burglar was caught redhanded, willie is not pressing charges and of course not. Shes too busy pressing 225. [ light laughter ] plus, she wants that man roaming the streets so she can find him and kick his ass again [ light laughter ] this is the kind of story we need right now in superhero stories, women are usually insignificant side characters but in this story, Willie Murphy is the superhero she saved the day. And she did it with a kind, a very kind, christian attitude. I said to myself, if its my time to go to hell, im taking him with me. [ cheers and applause seth merry, merry christmas. This has been the kind of story we need right now. Well be right back with Robert De Niro, everybody. [ cheers and applause get moving in the new year and switch to boost mobile. 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[ light laughter ] seth great and you were telling me you have an art historians knowledge of every painting painted fred yeah, every painting. Seth so i could show you any painting right now and you would be able to give us details that no one else here would know. Fred oh, yes seth okay. This wouldnt just be a thing and, again, please do not see this as any kind of judgment at all. This is not a thing you are just saying and then youre going to just make up a bunch of stuff fred no, this is real. [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth okay. Time, once again, for our new segment art aficionado fred armisen. [ cheers and applause seth this is benozzo gozzolis 1459 fresco journey of the magi. Fred, what can you tell us about this painting . Fred this is a very, very famous painting. One of the most famous ones in the world. And the story goes, its painted by see, each individual that you see put in requests to be painted in [ laughter ] so the painter at first was like, im doing one tree in the middle of this canvas. And i cant wait to be done. Ill be done by 7 00 ill go out and have dinner. So then there were a very few painters in this town. And then, like, each person would come in and go, like, hey, do you mind . Im so sorry ive got, like, like, could you just add me in and add my horse and add my camels. And add some mountains. So, he was livid this is a painting he was, like, livid as he was doing it although at the end he was very happy because it was complete. Except everyone wanted to kind of, like, reach for it and touch it and he was like, this is wet. This is wet paint. [ laughter ] seth so as soon as he finished it, people who were in it wanted to touch it . [ light laughter ] fred well, you know, we laugh. But this is at a time where people didnt understand paint seth okay . Fred you know . [ laughter ] seth okay. Right. Fred so now, okay, we seth so, wait, the 1400s sure, sure, sure fred 1400s they just want to reach in there and be there so they were, you know, climbing seth so, wow so what do you put me in the head of someone in 1459. They see a painting. And what do they think is going to happen . Fred they think im going that direction im going to walk up the mountain seth they thought they could just go into the painting . Fred how were they to know seth how were they well, i mean, okay it wasnt the First Painting fred it wasnt the First Painting, but close to it. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] fred you know, close enough. And, you know, in these villages painting was new so thats how this one was made. Seth so this is, like, this right here if we can zoom in thats just, like, his neighbor . Fred yeah, yes thats famously his neighbor, yeah [ laughter ] seth thank you so much give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause our first guest tonight is a two Time Academy Award winning actor you know from iconic films such as raging bull, taxi driver and goodfellas. He stars in Martin Scorseses the irishman, which is in theaters and on netflix now. Lets take a look. Paul. Is that frank . Yes how are you, frank . This is jimmy hoffa. Yeah, yeah, glad to meet you. Well, glad to meet you, too, even if its over the phone. I heard you paint houses yes yes, sir, i do i do and i also do my own carpentry ah, glad to hear that i understand youre a brother of mine yes, sir, local 107 since 1947 yeah. You know, our friend speaks very highly of you. Well, thank you hes not an easy man to please well, i do my best. Seth please welcome to the show, the one and the only Robert De Niro, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back [ cheers and applause thank you seth so congratulations on the film this is based on a book called i heard you paint houses. Yes seth and this is a book you came across while researching another film yes i was working marty and i had wanted to work for a long time between casino. There were a couple of times that i could that we could but i couldnt so we just the years went by. And then finally we did have something that we wanted to do it was kind of a genre film again about an aging hit man so on so forth from the west coast. And so we had the commitment to do it the studio. And marty was starting to show me black and white films, like a jean gabin film. Their style and so on. And i said, i have to read this book that i spoke to eric roth a couple of years ago about called i heard you paint houses just for research casue the characters a hit man, blah, blah, blah so i read it and i said, marty i think, you know, you should read this because it might be, well, what we should do seth oh, so you just completely you walked away from the other idea and just moved on to this one no, no. There was a moment where we spoke to, at that time, brad grey who was the head of the studio we tried to, maybe, so we could meld the to together in some way. But it just never they were two Different Things it was oil and water it just didnt make sense. So finally we went back to a Development Deal where we did have a green light to do the film but we this was what we really had to do seth this is your ninth film with marty yes seth i dont know. I think its working i mean, i think you guys [ cheers and applause but its been a long time. Yeah, yeah. Seth i mean, i guess casino was the last one before this it was. And then what happens is, as i said, there two things i almost did with marty but they just didnt work out. One was in europe. Gangs in new york. I couldnt go there for that amount of time and the other one was the departed. But i couldnt do that either. I was starting and getting ready the good shepherd. And if i did that, i was afraid i would lose the momentum and lose the financing for the film. And so we wanted and so we did were in the process, i forget how many years, of developing this other project to get to the point were actually going to do it so there were less years than one would think. But still is a long time, obviously. And then i took another i dated the book when i read it. It was in the summer of 2007 so seth yeah, sometimes it takes a while. Yeah. Seth you one of the nice things about the film one of the many nice things is sort of the gang gets back together. Harvey keitel, al pacino joe pesci, whos really fantastic in this film yeah. Seth and you when you first met joe, he was living above an Italian Restaurant . He was living in a treehouse. [ laughter ] seth but back then back in new york, there were tree houses everywhere. It was a different city. No. He was he was living above a restaurant in the bronx that he worked in before raging bull. And then seth and you who had seen him . Was it you or marty that had seen him perform or act in a film, i guess . I saw him in a movie called the death collector. And i said, marty, youve got to see this guy. And blah, blah, blah, again. So we i think i met him first. The casting director cis corman. And then we all went up to have dinner at the restaurant and marty met him. The way i remember i think thats how it was. And slowly, you know, he was the one to play my brother, so seth raging bull, a film where you sort of famously played jake lamotto over different times in his life. You were a young actor then who also a played an older version of the character in this film youre playing, you know, this sort of regular age and then and younger. Yeah. Seth is it harder looking at it now, is it harder to be older and play younger thats the harder version, yeah. Yes, its harder. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its harder all the way. [ laughter ] and there are certain things you take for i took for granted because, like, the physical spryness of somebody younger than myself. We had i dont know what you call them, movement coach, named gerry fracone who would tap us on the shoulder. Say, if im sitting here like this, he would come behind, tap me on the shoulder, youre 39. [ laughter ] stood up straight. And so that kind of stuff. It was important that we had that the other stuff they could do, the adjustment of the weight and this. The face and all that stuff. But the physical stuff was also essential and important to get as much as we could. Seth you have a this film is sort of about a character is looking back on his life and are you at a time now where you have children are you looking back on your past work with them . Are there movies of yours that you want them to see are they seeing them on their own . Im not had my kids look at them. They look at them when they want ive never pushed any of that stuff. Unless its a film that i know that they would like as a kid, kids or something. But, no. But, you know, i we think thats one of the reasons to do that do the film was the and thats what was so strong in the book this guy telling the story over all these years. Getting to know the author Charlie Brandt who was a prosecutor and a guy used to getting confessions out of people and Frank Sheeran, my character had seen him in court. I mean you know, he was Frank Sheeran was his target of, you know, Charlie Brandt and they but he liked him from what he saw the way i remember it and understand it. And so, he wanted to have him represent him in something and thats how they struck up a friendship and the years went by. And he slowly gave him this confession, i guess, what i would call it. Seth i want to talk very briefly about politics you the president doesnt like you [ laughter ] fairly mutual. [ cheers and applause and i have a theory. I have a theory that what hes most offended by is when fellow new york institutions turn on him. I think it hurts his feelings. As saturday night live is not kind to him in the same way that you do and the two sort of came together with your Robert Mueller portrayal which youve done a few times. [ cheers and applause have you enjoyed doing this . Yeah, yeah. I did. I did. Seth yeah. Of course, yeah seth how did it come about i was discussing it at home and somebody suggested that we i was thinking, what could i do what could i do . Well, maybe Robert Mueller i said, yeah. So i called lorne. And i said this is the way i remember it. You know, what about there was something i wanted to do and then i think i called. And he said, yeah, yeah, but what . So i said, how about Robert Mueller . He said, oh, yeah, lets try that and see. And so thats how i [ laughter ] seth and i want to say that, like, theres the Digital Technology in the irishman. And then the real Analog Technology for the face they built for you to play Robert Mueller thats oldschool makeup right there. No, i its great and they are so fast the snl makeup artists are so great. Seth yeah, its really amazing what they can do hey, thanks so much for being here its always such a delight to talk you [ cheers and applause thank you seth thank you Robert De Niro the irishman in theaters and on netflix well be right back with guy pearce [ cheers and applause we all use our cellphones very differently. vo why the French Family chose verizon. So, shes always on social media. Hes always watching sports. Someones video chatting her friends. Hi, gianna my parents are getting older so knowing that i can get in touch with them at any time is really comforting. Grandma, youre on tv grandma wow what channel . vo the network more people rely on, gives you more. Like plans your family can mix and match starting at just 35. And a year of disney on us. 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I am the catalyst it is you who paints the pictures i dont care for riddles. I am done, your point is made. If it makes any difference, your visitors opened an old wound barely ever healed congratulations. Now if you dont mind, i shall like to sleep. Seth please welcome to the show guy pearce, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show thank you very much seth this is, obviously, as famous a christmas story that we have. Its about as famous as they get. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth im assuming youre familiar with it going into it done to death i think is the term [ laughter ] seth yeah, done to death this is slightly darker version. Slightly being a little underrated seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth heres one of the lighter versions where a different actor took on your role theres yeah. Kermit. Seth kermit took on your role but, here is, i mean, the poster alone, if the clip didnt get it across, this is directed by steven knight, who created peaky blinders. It written by him, and directed by nick murphy. Seth okay, gotcha. They did a wonderful job but the whole intention was to really was to really read between the lines of the original source material and get to the darker side of things [ laughter ] seth right you know, so you may not want to take your 7yearold to this. Seth yeah. It all ends up fine in the end seth yeah, sure. Its a redemption story seth right but it just goes to some slightly more confrontational places seth right, its like a redemption story, but at the end, you wonder, was it worth it was it worth it [ laughter ] im still bleeding yeah seth are you do you ever do you buy into the idea that you could be visited by three ghosts one of these days, the supernatural element look, i dont know. I mean, we dont know, right seth we dont know, yeah i mean, we dont know i mean, i think that such strange things happen to us in life and we dont know where we go after we die seth right so, i wouldnt be surprised i know youre a bit of a cynic yourself seth im as very cynical when it comes to things like that, yeah but, you know, its only my personal view. If someone told me they got visited ooh seth oh, my god. [ laughter ] yeah, there you go see seth well, that didnt completely turn me around on it. [ light laughter ] i tried i tried. Seth you we have boys that are very similar ages we do, so your little boys when was he born march . Seth he was born in march, yeah 2016 . Seth yeah. And my boy, monty, was born in august of 2016. Seth august 2016 hes a Beautiful Boy he lives in amsterdam. He lives in amsterdam thats where he chooses to live. Seth thats where he chooses to live. [ laughter ] im like everyday, im like, really this is yeah yeah all right. Seth and is he excited about the holidays i dont know. I mean, you know seth you should talk to him more [ laughter ] i dont speak dutch seth yeah. [ laughter ] theres a tree we did a tree and decorations, he likes that. But hes always on holidays. What do you mean seth right, exactly. And that is the thing. Its not like hes working, and then, sort of, wow, december 22nd, im finally im on holiday seth yeah, finally on break. Thats true. Now that i think about it, everyday im like asking my kid if hes excited. Hes like, im excited all the time. [ laughter ] im three seth im a kid, this is fantastic. Before you showed me a christmas tree, i was excited about that other tree thats right. [ laughter ] now this ones got sparkly things on it seth i spent some time in amsterdam, though. So theres sinterklass dag so thats the fifth. Yeah, thats weird, right so they give all the presents out on the fifth, i guess cause santa is then hes got to hes busy giving presents to the rest of the world. Seth they basically they came up with a different thing which is like, look, it doesnt make sense. The dutch are very practical [ laughter ] theyre like, he wouldnt have time to be everywhere on the same day do us on the fifth, and off you go [ light laughter ] but whats with the sort of the pointy hat that sinterklaas wears . Seth i dont know the backstory of that. But it is not as much fun as the sort of floppy white ball in the end hat. No, ill get to the bottom of it, though seth okay, gotcha. Ill come back after christmas. Well figure it all out. Seth so your partner is an old friend of mine when i lived in amsterdam, carice van houten. I know. Seth who many people know as melisandre on game of thrones. Fantastic actress. [ cheers and applause hence the reason why i had a devil child. [ laughter ] i didnt know i was in for that when i was gonna have a baby seth of course well, this is crazy because you have not and youve still have not seen game of thrones i saw the scene where she delivered the devil child baby [ laughter ] seth it would be very i would show incredible restraint if you hadnt watched that i yeah, i one day, maybe ill watch it with him seth yeah. So like, heres you being born [ laughter ] [ applause ] you are a smoked baby. But i need time to sort of prepare, i think seth yeah, youre like when two people love each other very much [ light laughter ] thats right, theyll go to any lengths to give birth. But ill get to the game of thrones. Seth so then, you think youll eventually watch game of thrones. Yeah. Seth you maybe missed the boat, i do want to tell you. [ laughter ] its a lot of years to catch up on. Seth well, yeah, and then, the other thing is by the time you watch it, no one will want to talk about it anymore and ill be like, my god, did you see that scene with Peter Dinklage . And theyre like, who . Seth yeah. Or like, were well past it. Yeah. Seth so anyway, maybe you avoided that do you like the time you were in amsterdam . Do you enjoy it . I do, i love it its a really beautiful town seth yeah. They speak a funny language. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but im missing australia. Seth yes i must admit. Im missing australia. And i will get back to australia. Do we have some australians in the audience [ cheers ] seth here we go, it is that time of year that they make their trip over here has monty been able has he spent any time there yet hes been there he went there when he was three months old and a year later at that christmas and well actually go next year, because im going to direct a film at home in australia in august next year seth great so well be at home, australian home for a few months at the end of next year. And he can then make his decision whether its melbourne or amsterdam [ light laughter ] seth yeah, i think thats very and i think the very important thing is to let him know that youre choosing who you love more and we will not forget. [ laughter ] no, exactly were ecstatic being on this show today seth its so lovely having you here thank you so much for making the time its an absolute pleasure thank you [ cheers and applause seth guy pearce, everybody a Christmas Carol premieres this thursday at 7 30 p. M. 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As president , hell give access to everyone. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is a very funny comedian. The Second Season of his show joe pera talks with you airs fridays at midnight on adult swim lets take a look. Look at me. Im a guy from l. A i like matching tees, open relationships and traffic at 1 00 p. M im an l. A. Guy too im psyched for all my friends who are killing it i just ordered a bunch of small plates for the table everyone must share. Im going to wear my vest as leisure wear to friendsgiving. My wifes boyfriend is my agent. [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show our friend, joe pera, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth what have you brought me here, joe its a snowman cake from the bakery down the street but its, i guess, like snowmen tend to do, his head started to melt and fell apart on me. [ laughter ] seth i know, its a little jarring because and when i first saw it, i didnt know if that was the mouth, but thats just his thats his head cracking open from the [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Maybe if we tear the front, you could seth oh, sorry you want to reveal the part that hasnt melted . Yeah. Seth oh great. There you go its a snowman. It says merry christmas. Seth uhhuh. And i asked them to put seth on the hat. Seth yeah. There you go its really great. [ cheers and applause are you excited for the holidays very much so, yeah. Yeah im very excited got to get in the mood yeah [ laughter ] im sorry i should have gone to the cake boss and got a real [ light laughter ] seth this is a really good cake im a little worried about it being under the hot stage lights for the rest of this interview maybe ill just maybe move it out of the way for sure. Unless, if we want to see if his hat . There it goes watch out. Seth oh, no. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] seth this is this is incredibly haunting right now. [ laughter ] so this would be, for the kids at home, thats the brain. [ laughter ] shall we . Seth yeah. Are we going to have eat a little of it okay [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats a delicious cake. Definitely. All right. [ laughter ] it didnt work out like i hoped, but seth i think it worked i think it worked out great, joe. Joe, we mentioned this before you were on the show the actor in the clip with you is gene, gene kelly, who is also, for real, the cameraman on this show. Give it up for gene, everybody theres gene [ cheers and applause and basically, you met gene through him being a cameraman on this show, and then he became a regular on your Television Show . More or less, yeah. [ laughter ] conner omalley, whos writing on this show we cowrote cruel poetry and he did a poem for gene that he read with seth, he wrote it with seth recently and gene read it, and it was so funny that we had to ask him to do it. I mean, gene loves being a cameraman. [ light laughter ] im worried that he might be in debt to somebody very badly though [ laughter ] seth because hes doing your show, youre worried hes in debt no, because hes also the cameraman still. And we wanted into the eighth floor, not kidding, we walked to snls studio he was sitting at the reception desk [ laughter ] and im wondering [ laughter ] hes had to take on yet another job. Seth multiple jobs, yeah [ laughter ] so youre basically saying that on joe pera talks with you, hes making the kind of money where you assumed he would just retire from his other work i dont want to hes a cameraman on your crew first i would never [ laughter ] seth thank you but at the same time, yeah. No, i guess three jobs thats a lot [ laughter ] i mean, we both maybe we should just both acknowledge that we do pay him enough. [ laughter ] seth oh, i see you think this reflects badly on us that he has two jobs working for both of us yeah youre doing fine, gene. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth joe pera the show is called joe pera talks with you. That is very much a perfect, a very apt description of the show you just talk about things one thing you talk about this season is beans. Yep [ light laughter ] the whole First Episode is about how to grow a bean arch. And on the show, i do it, and then, it becomes kind of like the arc of the season. Seth right [ laughter ] i may or may not have known what i was doing when i grew that seth because usually, when people say what is the arc of the first season, they dont mean a physical arch why cant it be [ laughter ] and yes, so i planted it in the First Episode and its just how to grow a bean arch. And then throughout the season, we watch it grow up either side and, as i say in the show seth is this a spoiler, that were because i feel like were telling people a lot about the season well, you got to tune in seth, to see if it does meet in the middle [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth have bean arches have beans and the bean arches, has this been a fascination of yours before the show . Is it something youve thought about . Yes like i say in the show, it was something that my grandfather tried to do. And yeah seth tried tried [ light laughter ] seth so, is this maybe is this some way of you sort of honoring his legacy by trying to complete as i say in the show, im not trying to outdo him. [ laughter ] but yeah, in honor of him a little bit seth yeah. Well, im very excited ill be on the edge of my seat this entire season [ light laughter ] as i always am when i watch you. But i really do i hope that the bean arch is completed i am always so happy to have you here it is such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause joe pera, everybody. Joe pera talks with you fridays on adult swim. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause this is the dennys super slam. Two bacon, two sausage, two eggs hash browns and pancakes and now make those pancakes all you can eat for a buck. Thats where the duper comes in. The all new super duper slam just seven ninety nine. See you at dennys. Where you can find games, news and highlights. All in one place, right on your tv. The new xfinity sports zone. Use your voice to search every stat, standing and score. Follow the teams you love and get notifications when the games about to start, so youll never miss a minute. With the xfinity sports zone. Everybody wins. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Click, call or visit a store for details. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to Robert De Niro, guy pearce, joe pera, everybody. [ cheers and applause fred armisen and, of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. See you tomorrow happy birthday [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh, im gonna talk about the biggest news of the week south dakota announced a new antimeth campaign [ laughter ] and get this its meth were on it. [ laughter ] and then im going to add even more warning labels to the things you can find on disney plus. Do not adjust color on your screen [ laughter ] princess is actually black [ laughter ] and im joined by these two lovely women, Susan Kelechi watson and g notaro [ cheers and applause and seeing if their stories are true or false. I got upon a bicycle, and i peddled it do you believe me . Lilly anything else to the story . You know, im not known for my storytelling. [ cheers and applause can my side be firm . And mine super soft . Yes. With the sleep number 360 smart bed, on sale now, you can both adjust your comfort with your sleep number setting