Inaugural committee. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, half the country now believes President Trump should be impeached and removed from office unfortunately, the other half believes that Hillary Clinton should [ laughter ] according to sources, President Trump has put his soninlaw, jared kushner, in charge of overseeing border wall construction and thats smart, because if he cant squeeze between those bars, nobody can [ laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump spoke to a group of students today in baltimore about the dangers of drugs. Lets just say, they either hate her or love drugs. [ booing ] [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] if she asks, thats just how americans say we love you. [ laughter ] according to reports, billionaire president ial hopeful Mike Bloomberg has already spent 37 million on television ads. Of course, if tv ads were all you needed, this would be our president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to reports, raccoonrelated delays on new york subways doubled this year well, maybe we need to be training them better [ laughter and applause its on us the former owner of papa johns gave an interview last night criticizing the companys hiring of the former head of arbys to be ceo saying, quote, he has never been in the pizza category. Incidentally, the pizza category is also President Trumps official skin type [ laughter and applause the makers of the game monopoly have released a new version called longest game ever. Its just like regular monopoly, but every 30 minutes Bernie Sanders comes in and flips the board over [ laughter ] this game is rigged [ applause ] rigged. And finally, according to reports, researchers found semen on 30 of Hotel Room Remote controls [ audience ohs ] so if youre watching this show from a hotel right now, dont touch that dial. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight [ cheers and applause he is the star of the highlyanticipated film star wars the rise of skywalker, in theaters and imax next month oscar isaac is back, everybody [ cheers and applause you can see her in the very funny series mrs. Fletcher, airing sundays on hbo. Casey wilson returns tonight [ cheers and applause and we will have music from jon pardi. So, its a great show. But you know, we dont always have enough time to cover everything in the recent news. So here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, with a segment we call amber says what. [ cheers and applause you guys, the last couple of months have been crazy okay, so, first of all, donald trump went to the world series and got booed and i was like, whaat . [ laughter ] the he went to a ufc fight and also got booed and i was like, ohh, what . [ laughter ] then, during his book tour, donald trump jr. Got booed off stage. And i was like, whahahaat i didnt know getting booed was hereditary [ laughter ] so then everyone was like, have you seen cinderblock . And i was like, what . I dont watch wrestling. Then they were like, its a cat. And i was like, what why would you name a cat cinderblock . And they showed me a picture and i was like, whaaat [ laughter ] that is a cinder block with whiskers so apparently this cat has gained too much weight and has to walk on a treadmill in a puddle [ audience aws ] and i was like, what [ laughter ] if it gets to the point where you have to put me in a harness and make me walk on a treadmill in a puddle as i beg you to stop, let me die [ laughter ] then i read that a french lady gave birth to a baby at a nightclub. And i was like, quoi [ laughter ] [ speaking french but then i read that the baby would have free entry for life and i was like, quoi quel bebe cool [ laughter ] then the man who wrote the movie harriet about Harriet Tubman said that a studio executive once suggested that Julia Roberts play her and people were like, whaaat [ laughter ] but i was like, what everyone should play whoever they want. Thats why you can catch me in yall want this flag the betsy ross story. [ laughter ] then there was a rally called black voices for trump im sorry. Can you not have that right by my head . Lower. Lower. Even farther oh, bless your heart now, there was a rally called black voices for trump and i was like, what . . If you think your trump supporting relatives are embarrassing, imagine how embarrassed you would be if they were black now, i wouldnt know because i dont have any Trump Supporters in my family dumb enough to Say Something [ laughter ] so then former quarterback Colin Kaepernick got invited to train in front of coaches to see if they want to sign him and i was like, what do you need see him work out for you know damn well that even if he did nothing but eat cheeseburgers and play xbox the past three years, hes still better than daniel jones [ light laughter ] and thats something i overheard one of our security guards say [ laughter ] the only thing i know about football is that it gives you dementia [ ding ] [ light laughter ] then, white house adviser, Stephen Miller you know, the guy who is in charge of all the terrible stuff happening at the border had a bunch of his emails leaked, and they were full of racist stuff and people were like, whhaaat [ laughter ] i think this guy is a racist and i was like, what a teachable moment so stick with me here. [ light laughter ] the white house hired Stephen Miller to be in charge of what is happening at the border now, what is happening at the border is racist that means that Stephen Miller is racist. So if you are okay with whats happening at the border, even after reading millers emails, then you are a racist. [ cheers and applause and thats a lesson you can take to thanksgiving dinner your racist uncle is going to be like, whaaaaaaaaat [ cheers and applause so, back to fun. So, remember last year when they came out with a trailer for sonic the hedgehog movie and when everyone saw the creepy new version of sonic, they were like what . . . Well, they went back and changed him. And i saw the new sonic and i was like, what he looks great i dont even remember what the old one looks like anymore [ laughter ] im just kidding it lives on in my nightmares then they put up a tree at Rockefeller Center and i was like, what then they put a star on top of the tree do you know how i know because i saw it from my Office Window look look, its a Christmas Tree star whoa, its going to take a while. Step into christmas stand by mr. Griffin give me stuff for christma so we can eat biscuits yeah thats christmas [ cheers and applause yay thats Christmas Christmas is now then, i was like, what do i have to do to get to go up there and get right up next to it. So i asked and they let me look this has been amber says what. [ cheers and applause t have to shout out for help. Because you didnt have another dvt. Not today. One blood clot puts you at risk of having another, so we chose xarelto®, to help keep you protected. 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Where are we right now . [ laughter ] seth Vice President biden, youve been accused of not giving any specifics about your plans. Can you elaborate in detail on how would you address the biggest challenge this country is facing if elected the next president of the United States is going to have to do thi do two things seth okay. But, you know, what are those two things number one, and number two [ laughter ] seth okay. Senator warren [ applause ] senator warren, when was the last time you took a day off when i was a little girl. [ light laughter ] seth mr. Steyer, what do you do when someone points out that you dont have the charisma, popularity, or the qualifications to be president change the subject. [ laughter ] seth senator sanders, i heard that you helped adele work through some Writers Block when she was composing the lyrics to hello. What did you tell her . Talk about the pain [ laughter ] seth it turned out great congratulations. Mayor buttigieg, why were you chugging a big glass of milk backstage before the debate . To take the edge off. [ laughter ] seth congresswoman gabbard, top three prepositions of all time go of, by, and for seth great [ light laughter ] i love those three senator sanders, what do you get when you move a part of your body pain in that region [ laughter and applause seth mr. Yang, the other day i had some of your world famous five alarm chili it was so spicy. What is your secret ingredient loose nuclear material. [ laughter ] seth senator klobuchar, i heard you found one of those shells with three peanuts inside of it. What did you do . I literally called everyone i knew [ laughter ] seth mayor buttigieg, your critics will say youre just a little too white how would you respond to that . I dont even golf [ laughter and applause seth congressman gabbard, dont you hate it when someone asks you a question right after you take a huge bite of food [ chewing yes seth im so sorry. [ light laughter ] mr. Yang, tell us one thing about yourself that would surprise us. I am not insane [ laughter ] seth senator warren, what did you do when you heard that taco bell is bringing back their naked chicken chalupa . I went down to the border i went down there immediately. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth senator booker, its trivia time. What was simbas dads name in the lion king . Kumbaya seth no. [ laughter ] mufasa we were looking for mufasa [ light laughter ] Vice President biden, lets say youre getting a little frisky in the bedroom and you want to spice things up with a little dirty talk give me an example of what you might say. Im a rabid dog, need to be beaten with a stick. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth all right well, it looks like were out of time so on behalf of the candidates, have a good night. [ cheers and applause well be right back with oscar isaac. [ cheers and applause curiosity it ignites our imagination. 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Gift up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also, we are so thankful this week, of all weeks, we have fred back at the drums so awesome [ cheers and applause having out friend fred armisen back and fred, i know you get a little humble. A little shy when i praise you, but i have to praise you you are a renaissance man. You and i was saying this backstage, you are a renaissance man. You know so much about so many things [ laughter ] and then, backstage you were telling me that you are an art connoisseur. At a level that i did not appreciate fred oh, yeah. I love art [ laughter ] seth and i knew you loved art, but you told me that you have an art historians knowledge about every painting ever painted and i could show you anything and you would be able to give me the full history of that piece fred yeah, every painting since the very First Painting. Seth wow [ laughter ] lets test that out once again in our segment fred armisen, art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth here we go. This is a emanuel leutzes 1851 painting, George Washington crossing the delaware. Fred ohh, yes. Seth fred, tell us fred yeah. Oh, yeah seth oh, you knew it right away you did. Fred oh, yeah. Well, you can see the light. [ light laughter ] you know, thats the first thing you see is the light seth yeah. Fred and the sort of sun coming from it it is really something this was a commission. [ laughter ] this was a commission by the church [ laughter ] and it was seth when you say the church, do you mean the Catholic Church fred yeah, it was all the churches combined. [ laughter ] they were like, we need to commission you know, we havent done any commissioning. So, like we just want to commission something. [ light laughter ] so, they went to this painter and they were, like can you do something, but just make it look, like really crowded and just make it look, like, something that something stressful. We want it stressful [ laughter ] we want a stressful painting. Seth thats so weird that all the churches would want a painting of stress, cause i feel, like a lot of times when youre in a church the art is, you know, sort of peaceful i think. Fred yeah, but this would draw them into the church. [ laughter ] they wanted art to be something that people are, like this is too stressful to look at lets just to go church. [ laughter ] seth so, it was, like, a trick . Fred yeah, kind of a trick this is first, like trick art. [ laughter ] and it is the First Painting that where a painter was giggling throughout. [ laughter ] he was sort of, like [ laughter ] cause he knew what the trick was. So, he was sort of, like laughing its just and you can see some of the giggle lines [ laughter ] we call it in art in art we call these giggle lines. Seth is that a giggle line right there . Fred thats a giggle line here seth yeah, right there fred giggle lines down there. Seth down there, yeah. Fred the ice is giggle lines. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Fred its just sort of shaking and laughing [ laughter ] seth and then, so where would they where would this where would they hang this art that people would see it and then go to church right after . Fred in the town square. Seth okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] fred yeah. In the very center of town seth okay. Fred yeah. Seth so, you go to town square, youd look at it and then were there would there be would representatives from the church be there to then sort of redirect you . Fred well, they would do a lot of acting, like they would sort of stand in front of the painting so that other people knew what to do. And theyd be, like [ laughter ] this is so stressful. [ laughter ] you know, like they, oh, no, oh [ laughter ] you know, in civilian clothes. So, its just seth oh, they wouldnt wear their Church Clothes fred no, no, no. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Fred lets go into the church. [ laughter ] and it went from there seth and was it a success . Fred oh, absolutely. Seth yeah. Fred yes seth and then have there been a lot of famous trick paintings since . Fred uh, there have been another two. [ laughter ] seth just two . Fred just two, which is odd. Seth yeah. Fred because it was such a success, but its somewhere in the next couple years theres just a couple more and that was it and they sort of moved on from there. So seth wow well thank you, i did not know anything about trick paintings this was a real education. [ laughter ] and fred, you have done it again. Give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause fred whoo seth our first guest tonight is a golden globe winning actor you know from hbos show me a hero and films like ex machina and the star wars franchise. He returns as poe dameron in star wars the rise of skywalker, which is in theaters and imax december 20th lets take a look. Weve spotted the fugitives [ lasers shooting ugh [ lasers shooting yes [ lasers shooting oh they fly now they fly now . They fly now seth please welcome back to the show oscar isaac, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back hey, man. Thank you. Seth you were supposed to be here a couple months ago and you had the best reason ever for canceling. Yes my wife had a baby [ laughter ] seth yeah. And [ cheers and applause seth congratulations thanks. So, couldnt make it seth you couldnt make it. I couldnt make it. Seth and we totally understood thank you seth and hows it been how have the first few months been uh, really hard seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] you know, not a lot of sleep. Seth nope. Im still a little shocked to be out of the house right now. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its my first time being out of the house really since [ laughter ] its happened seth how is the sunlight do you feel like it burns when you a little bit, yeah. [ laughter ] seth yeah, its a little yeah, you hows your older your older ones about two and a half yeah. Seth hows he taking to the baby uh, hes unsure about the whole situation. Seth yeah. The new guy in the bedroom. Seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] hes really sweet sweet with him, but then also having just massive meltdowns seth yeah. Our older one will sort of be performatively sweet to the younger one. Mmhmm. Seth um, where hell, like, hug, but like play out and be, like, i love you. [ laughter ] like, he wants credit for being a good brother yeah yeah, actually thats true. That is what hes doing cause he was, like baby brother, boop and then just has a meltdown [ laughter ] seth yeah. cause we broke his bread or something. Seth i feel terrible that you are, you know, these are giant movies and when you do a giant movie Like Star Wars you have to do all this press and i you know, i feel, like its great that you do it, but obviously i think a lot of people are going to see star wars. Do you want to just, like doze while youre here . Do you want to, like take a little nap [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Seth okay, great i would love that [ laughter ] seth do people, now that you got boys yeah, yeah just cuddle up i should have gotten you blanket. [ laughter ] do people give you, like your Action Figures im ready to fall asleep seth to give to your kids they give yeah, they send some figures and, you know, the little they like playing with the bobble heads where you keep seth yeah. The one is just a blob right now. Seth yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so, he dont play with anything but a beautiful blob seth yeah, a beautiful blob. [ laughter ] yeah, beautiful blob. Seth just beautiful eyes on the blob yeah. Theres eyes seth theres a mouth yeah. A lot of stuff coming out of the mouth. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Into my mouth, which is why im not feeling great. [ laughter ] yeah, like these little bobble heads and you know, my sons like dada, but then hes also, like dada when he watches dumbo and its, like colin farrell. [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. It takes it becomes a little less rewarding when hes anybody with dark hair is dada [ laughter ] seth you shot in jordan part of this film yeah, that was that clip was shot in the wadi rum desert. Seth and you i heard that the Jordanian Royal family, like stopped by yeah. At one point theyre, like hey, we have to take a break. The king is coming. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] to watch, and i was, like oh, well thats fantastic. And so they kind of shuffled us over to meet the king and a couple of princes. And he was kind and, like an Army Fatigues and a little tight shirt and i dont know if i was expecting a robe or what [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. I dont know what i was expecting, or a crown. Seth its weird, right when someone says a king and youre, like youve never met one. You have no expectations [ laughter ] it was like a thing like burger king, right [ laughter ] but, yeah. But, he looked like such a bad ass and he was really nice and they watched for a little bit and then they invited us over for dinner later that night. So, a bunch of the cast went over to have dinner. Seth and is that a proper, im assuming a palace, yes yes, yeah it was well, actually the hotel we were staying at was right next to the palace so, you could actually swim over, but you know, you shouldnt cause theyd shoot you. Seth right, right, yeah. [ laughter ] wait, but they have a pool connects a hotel no, no, its the red sea. Seth oh, gotcha. [ laughter ] that makes more sense. Yeah. Seth cause i would say, like you know, if i had a palace yeah. Seth i wouldnt want to have to, like, share a pool with a radisson, you know [ laughter ] yeah, well it depends on what kind of king you are seth but, its great because they pay for half of it, you know [ laughter ] no, but they were very sweet. They, you know, invited us over and then i remember we were having dinner at one point and then one of the guys was, like its a tradition that after dinner the new guests jump into the sea. Seth really . Yeah, it was at night and then j. J. Was like, how long has the tradition been going . Hes, like just now. [ laughter ] and were like, are you going to do it . No. Are you going to do it . And then we all just ended up doing it seth yeah. cause, you know. Seth its really i mean, that would be, if i was a king, i would just make up new traditions all the time. Make up new traditions, yeah. Seth the tradition is you now tell us spoilers [ laughter ] we would Like Star Wars spoilers, is the tradition it goes back many, many generations. Seth many generations. [ laughter ] you i heard when you got to the desert and again, you know, thats a practical desert youre shooting at, which makes it really cool yeah. Seth its expansive and looks great on screen, but you also showed up and there was a green screen yeah, when we first showed up there was like this almost a little small stadium of green screen right in the middle of the wadi rum desert. And we had to build roads. This is not, you know, easily accessible area. And so we shot for a week on those little speeders in this green screen thinking after a week i went up to j. J. And i said, hey, i just have a question. He was, like why are we doing green screen work in the middle of the desert . [ laughter ] i was, like yeah, couldnt we have just done that anywhere . And he said, yes, but the thing is, you know, the shots that i make, the way that the light, the actual light is hitting the sand and the way that things move around, you just if you were designing the whole thing in a computer you just wouldnt be able to design those imperfections. And i think its that kind of thing that gives, you know, the movies that kind of texture that feels real seth oh, thats really cool. Yeah. Seth i mean, i guess and i mean, and again, j. J. Abbrams obviously knows what hes doing. Well, then i walked away and he just started laughing seth yeah, right, right, right. [ laughter ] he was, like thats i made up that reason, yeah. [ laughter ] he was basically like, i wanted to shoot in the desert, but the king said its a tradition you have to use green screen. You have to use green screen. [ laughter ] seth you the first time you were supposed to meet j. J. I guess for this part in paris yeah. Seth but you almost didnt go [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. I was doing a movie with albert brooks. Seth yeah, the greatest. Yes, hes the greatest and i got i remember i was coming out of the subway and i had a call a voicemail. It went straight to voicemail and it was an unknown number and i listened to it and it was like it ws this voicemail, it was like, hey, oscar, its j. J. Yeah, you know, you dont have to come all the way to paris to show i just you know, i just like to im just big enough now that i can just get people to get on a plane you know like, what are you going to do . Play a droid . [ laughter ] hey oscar, its albert. [ laughter ] for a minute there, i really thought that j. J. Had a cold, first of all [ laughter ] and he was telling me i seth you didnt have to go i mean, i know it must be hard with two young kids. Do you have any thanksgiving plans . What are you going to do in a couple days . Were going to go up to my uncles farm he has a farm between pennsylvania and new jersey. Seth thats a nice place to do it. Yeah. Seth get some space for the kids to to go play with the pigs and stuff. Seth yeah, exactly [ laughter ] give their colds to pigs and leave the humans alone exactly, yeah, yeah seth hey, man, thanks so much for being here. Thanks man. Seth and congrats on the baby thank you very much seth and its always such a pleasure oscar isaac. [ cheers and applause star wars the rise of skywalker, is in theaters and imax december 20th well be right back with casey wilson [ cheers and applause i have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Now, theres skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months after just 2 doses. Skyrizi may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Before treatment your doctor should check you for infections and tuberculosis. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms such as fevers, sweats, chills, muscle aches or coughs, or if you plan to or recently received a vaccine. 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Get xfinity internet and mobile together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. Youll get unlimited talk and text and no activation or line fees. Switch today. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is a talented actress you know from bride wars and such shows as happy endings and marry me. She stars in mrs. Fletcher, which airs sunday nights on hbo. Lets take a look. So you remember last year he had that pinched nerve in his neck yeah. And he goes to that tacky massage place, solar glow. Right but then his neck got better, and he kept going. And so i just asked him about it oh, no. Okay and i really didnt want to but i did. Okay. And he just told me seth please welcome back to the show, our friend casey wilson, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back thank you hi, seth seth its so great to see you. And congrats on the show thank you seth you play Kathryn Hahns best friend. Yes seth she is an empty nester. Her son is off to college. And its about her sex life. Yes . Exactly, yes. Correct. Seth and one thing i wanted to ask is theres a lot of nudity in the show it is an hbo show. They obviously sort of historically take a lot of chances with that. Yeah. Seth was this something when you were offered the part, is this something that they talked to you about . Yeah, you know, i was worried. Im like, it is hbo theyre going to want everything. You know seth yeah. And they called me and said, you need to sign a nudity clause. And im like, what do i do . You know, i have sons. Im up all night im like, how dare they want to see my body. I really wrestled with it. You know seth yeah. Then the next day i got a call and he goes, oh, you dont need to sign it. They dont want to see anything. [ laughter ] and that was really hard seth yeah. [ laughter ] i felt very hurt. Seth yeah. And i offered they said, were good were all set, so but im happy today, i dont know if theres an opportunity seth yeah, we would love to. [ laughter ] maybe, like, right if you can come back during the credits while those are rolling. Absolutely, absolutely. Seth we would love to, yeah, just get it out there then no problem. Thank you. Seth your boys are four and two. Yes seth im starting to see it with mine. Theyre a little bit behind yours. But personalities, are you finding the differences in them . What are they like yes, my older son has been an old soul hes like 100 years old. And hes so cute but he says things that do kind of stop my heart a lot like, he said to me the other day, we were swimming in the pool and he goes, in the deep end is where all the bad memories were made. [ laughter ] and im like, what . What . And he just will say some things we were, like, on a walk and he saw this little, like, crevice area and he goes, thatd be a great place to go and cry. [ laughter ] i just i feel like he has a nice life. Like, i dont know seth yeah. He is one of the does he give you honest is he honest do you find that in him . Yeah very honest much like hbo was, actually, about he was like, i want see what mamas wearing tonight. When i was coming down the stairs to go out to dinner and then he looks at me and he goes, ugh you just look like nothing. [ laughter ] hes four. Hes like, you just look like nothing. I was like what hell think about tonight . Seth oh, im looking forward i think hes going to really i think the feedback going to be really should i take my clothes off . Seth no, i think [ laughter ] i dont think you should i think you just be yourself just be me. Okay seth you i love those stories about your son but i also i want to go up a generation weve talked about your dad before yeah. Seth and hes fantastic. A true story you told us one time you were here is that he brought a 20 bill to the salon with Andrew Jackson on it. And he said he wanted a perm to make him look like Andrew Jackson thats right. Seth that is a true thing. Thats a true thing [ light laughter ] he got a perm. Seth and he would also he pitches screenplay ideas to you. He used to pitch sketch ideas to you. Yeah. When i was on snl, he i one time, i said, you know, they might want to have, like, dads and moms make a quick appearance for mothers day fathers day. So he sent me a 12page sketch where he was the lead of it. Seth uhhuh. Where he would be in drag playing his girlfriend it was called monster daughter. But i was featured it was really starring, like, amy and kristen. cause hes like, thats not realistic for you to be a star. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] so it was like he slammed me then also included himself and it was just very strange a lot of sketch ideas. Seth a lot of sketch ideas a lot of sketch ideas its a lot to wrap your head around seth and also screenplays . He would write screenplays starring you and your friends. Yes seth when is this in your life that hes doing this . Right after college so were all kind of struggling actors so i said, great. Lets do a reading. I mean, ill take anything written by anyone. Seth yeah, sure. You know, like, lets see and we would all gather around and basically i didnt read it beforehand and i came to find out he was basically talking about all my dear friends based on stories i told him about them in private [ audience ohs ] seth yeah, so thats not great. So hed be like, okay, megan, sex addict, 26. And hed be like, you know, heres don well never make it in acting ever. And it was just like, slamming my friends one by one. And i i mean, but, you know, he is writing for me so i have to seth hes writing for you. And hes living his best life. How long has he had the hot tub . The above ground hot tub. Seth the above ground hot tub. Hes had about it ten years now. Seth about ten years now here he is this is a man smoking a cigar, reading the newspaper. [ laughter ] every morning every single morning seth so this is a morning routine. Oh, yes the neighbors what you dont see is in front of that, the neighbors have had to build up their foliage. Seth okay. [ laughter ] because they dont want to see that seth yeah, thats not their they can hear it but they dont want to see it seth they can hear it, right. So he just gets out. But he seems very happy. Oh, he couldnt be happier. cause before that, before he had one, he was knocking on neighbors doors and hed always be like, hey, can i tub . [ laughter ] seth just like, can i get in a regular tub . Can i get in that hot tub and theyd be like, okay . And hes like, but remember, the temperature i like is more for a talk tub than a hot tub. Thats cooler. Seth a talk tub . Where you can talk and chat and you dont have to get right out. Seth so this is is this a term hes come up with talk tub yes thats the temperature talk tub temperature seth that is so fantastic. I never known there was a difference he likes to chat. And he wants to you know, the neighbors are like, we dont want that. Seth yeah, we, ideally, wouldnt have you here at all. Ideally you wouldnt be here at 10 00 a. M. Seth a very blunt man. Says whats on his mind. Yes very blunt so, my mom passed away a long time ago and we were actually visiting her grave recently my dad is now remarried to a wonderful woman. And he says to me completely seriously, he goes, i got a tough choice to make i dont know where im going to be buried. He goes, maybe ill cut myself in half. But whos going to get the lower half . [ laughter ] like, theyre going to be fighting over his lower half in the grave . To have sex with them . Im like seth i dont know. Like, based on talk tub, i can see why the bottom half would have some appeal [ laughter ] yes seth aw, i got the mouth [ laughter ] you have a podcast yes seth called bitch sesh. Yes seth how long have you been doing this podcast about three years seth okay. Its a very poignant kind of important show about the real housewives. Seth okay. That i do with Danielle Schneider and its just a comedy podcast about these glorious monstrous women. Seth and what is the appeal of that show to you . What drew you to it in the first place . Great question. Seth yeah. I just loved i love that theres these shows about women over 50. Seth yeah. And i just love it. And theyre so wild. And theyre so horrifying. And i love them. Ive cried at points watching. Seth yeah. And was danielle someone that you always engaged on the show with yes, yes. Seth so youve had a long history. Weve had a very long history doing this so we love it. Seth i dont its not a show ive spent a lot of time with do you have a fave no, no, no, no, no casey, thank you i dont care that much about the housewives. Seth but do you have a favorite of the housewives yes seth a favorite area i mean, i love atlanta. And i love new york. And i love, gosh, you know, Beverly Hills and orange county. Seth yeah. I love them all, i guess. Seth thats good im excited for salt lake is coming up. Seth oh, yeah, thatll be interesting. The fact that theres a real housewives i do feel like you watch it, and then you think to yourself, im learning so much about this part of the world. And then you also remember, i actually am probably not learning anything about it [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Then you remember that seth because these five women are not a fair representation of whats going is on in salt lake most days no. Oh, god no god no seth yeah. Im worried though because a lot of them i think are mormon if they dont drink, what do we have [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats kind of the fuel behind real housewives. Thats why were there. Seth i will say the clips ive watched, its very rare for there not to be a wine glass i know, so seth does it seem to you that they its like a heavier pour on the wine in real housewives . [ laughter ] yes, yeah seth like, when youre at restaurant, i feel like they go about halfway up it seems like every real housewives glass of wine ive ever seen is, like, right to the rim. Its right on the top seth yeah. Its pouring. Its a goblet. Seth yeah. And is it just greatest hits that i see where people are throwing wine at other people . Or is that how it no, no. Thats more like a baseline. Seth yeah. Thats whats happening every day. Seth thats, like, a proper way to say hello in the real housewives. Right thats like, oh, yeah, ive seen that. I dont need to seth thats how, like, you bow in front of a king and then you throw a face. Yeah you throw a table kick them in the seth is it very yes, of course is it very easy do you find when you actually sit down to do the podcast, that, like, talking about it is, like, a Second Nature is it no stress involved it flows. Seth yeah, it flows. Yes like, in our live shows, my husband was saying, its like watching someone getting laughs in another language. We just love the housewives so much which is, i know, upsetting and sad too. Seth no, its good thank you seth im glad. Im glad that you like it. Im glad that theres an outlet for other people who like it to share those feelings theyre out there if youre out there, you know, dont feel badly youre not alone seth yeah. Yeah, youre not alone exactly, yeah seth and thank you so much for being here thank you seth its so great to see you as always. [ cheers and applause thank you i appreciate it. Seth casey wilson. Mrs. Fletcher airs sunday nights on hbo. 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Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly hey, tonight on a little late with lilly singh, im joined by guest tyler perry. [ cheers and applause and i have the perfect plan to land a role in his next movie. Is your plan a bunch of wigs . Lilly what yeah. [ laughter ] lilly no, of course not. Well, usually thats what people try to do they bring a bunch of wigs and theyll get in my movies and thats just not good not a bunch of wigs. [ laughter ] lilly wigs thats so stupid [ laughter ] well, i know some people who are just desperate but thats not you, right . Lilly no, totally, totally alright, alright. Lilly can you excuse me for a second i just got to send a quick text. Sure, sure. Lilly yeah tonight on a little late with what are you doing . Lilly oh, no, no canceling those wigs . Sure you are lilly yes, i am. Yeah thats exactly what you are doing. [ laughter ] lilly well, join us on a little late. 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