Guests will smith patti smith, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1184 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hello. Welcome. [ cheers and applause i love you i love you welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here welcome. Well, you guys, everyone is still talking about the situation overseas tensions are high, both sides are upset. No one knows whats coming of course, im talking about harry, meghan, and the royal family [ laughter ] thats right prince harry and Meghan Markle are stepping back from their roles, and they actually made the announcement on instagram. Yeah, you could tell the queen was surprised. Check out her comment. Yeah [ laughter ] speaking of the royals, i want to say happy birthday to Kate Middleton of course, kate goes by the duchess of cambridge, along with her new title from the queen, the one who is still in the will [ laughter ] well, back in washington, President Trump was speaking at the white house. And he suggested a new name for nato that includes the middle east take a look at this. And i actually had a name nato, right . And then you have m. E. , middle east youll call it natome i said, what a beautiful name. Natome. Im good at names. [ laughter ] steve what god. Jimmy trump was like, natome its named after my favorite actress, natome watts. [ laughter ] this morning, trump got some attention for tweeting, stock market at all time high. How are your 409ks doing . [ laughter ] 409. How are your 409ks he later bragged that the stock market kills 99. 9 of bacteria and viruses. [ light laughter ] some entertainment news, earlier tonight it was round three of jeopardys greatest of all time tournament. It was a strange night of tv on abc. It started off with an hour of jeopardy followed by a a twohour special on jeffrey epstein. The night went from, kids, come in and learn something to kids, got out of the room now get out [ laughter ] guys, this is going viral. Kim kardashian posted a video online where she gave a tour of her refrigerator a lot of people are shocked at how big it is. Take a look. I have a walkin refrigerator where we keep all of our fresh organic produce jimmy new yorkers saw that and were like, thats not a a fridge, thats a a threebedroom apartment. [ laughter and applause in new york city, thats a a threebedroom [ cheers and applause steve wow jimmy her fridge is so big, thats where prince harry and Meghan Markle are moving steve really [ laughter ] jimmy look at the size of that thing she must have a huge 409k. [ light laughter ] finally, i read about a white claw factory thats opening in arizona. Or as [ cheers ] or as students at Arizona State are calling it, church [ cheers and applause guys, we have a great show give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we got a fun show tonight. Will smith is here tonight [ cheers and applause steve oh, come on jimmy thats right, bad boys for life steve come on jimmy will smith also patti smith is here steve what . [ cheers and applause jimmy legend so excited its going to be a fun show. Will was our very first guest ever on the show do you remember that show . Steve yeah jimmy who was our second guest . Was it will the whole show it was will and u2, right . Steve yeah jimmy right, will smith and u2 was our first show. And u2 performed on the roof yeah. Jimmy it was killer. It was awesome but we love when wills come by any time hes around, im like, just come by and say hey. Hes the most talented dude. Love him patti smith is the greatest. Legend dude, shes a punk rock pioneer. But also super funny i cant wait to actually talk to her about her stories and shes its going to be fun. Guys, its time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go [ cheers and applause Hashtag Hashtags jimmy so we do this thing every week on our show i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. And since awards season is starting up, i thought id send out a hashtag called ruin a a movie with one word. [ light laughter ] so we asked you guys to take a a movie title, add one word to completely change the meaning. For example, i sent out a tweet that said, frozen pizza ii. [ light laughter ] that was not the right graphic what was that . [ laughter ] is everything good yeah id dave okay dave yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy dave our director. Sorry, we dont have that one. Jimmy okay [ laughter ] steve hey, its all right. [ cheers and applause we get it. Jimmy dont worry about it it wasnt that great, anyway these are better these are better steve yeah jimmy but anyways, within minutes the hashtag became [ laughter ] steve what did it become jimmy this is why we dont do rehearsal, why . Why . Within minutes the hashtag became the number one trending topic in the u. S steve come on [ cheers and applause jimmy one of the biggest ones we ever did it was number one in the u. S it was number two worldwide. Number three in uk, i want to say. It was, like, a giant one. It was so and its really, really fun. So now i thought id share some of my favorite ruin a movie with one word responses from you guys this first one is from hrreed1298. She says, weekend at bernie sanders. [ laughter ] this one is from annie lifeson she says, iron deficient man. [ laughter ] steve aw jimmy see . Steve my one a day jimmy ruining yeah. One a day. This ones from askingsatan steve ooh. [ light laughter ] satan . Jimmy asking satan steve oh, okay jimmy he says, Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of doom. [ laughter ] steve oh two more jimmy this one is from brigaz85. He says, how to lose a guy fieri in ten days. [ laughter ] steve bang jimmy this one is from jackyboy223 he says, breakfast burrito at tiffanys. Oh, there you go [ laughter ] thats a different movie this ones from badmovieman steve ooh. Jimmy wow. Steve wow. Jimmy this it steve yeah jimmy probably the best day of his life. [ light laughter ] bad movie man. He says, piledriving miss daisy. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] steve oh ow wow [ cheers ] family show. Jimmy all right. Come on. Daisy jimmy this one is [ laughter ] steve got to go make water jimmy this is from theswamprat steve swamp rat. Jimmy he says, Charlie Sheen and the chocolate factory. [ laughter ] totally different movie. Steve winning jimmy this one is from jpappone. He says, pirates of the caribbean dead mans chest hair. [ laughter ] this one is from nickburesh wow, these are interesting names. He says, harry potter and the sorcerers kidney stone. [ laughter ] steve you shall not pass [ laughter ] lord of the rings. Jimmy i got you. [ applause ] steve same thing jimmy this ones from joeydestefano5. He says, apocalypse nowish. [ laughter ] nowish. Sure this is from artbypemphoto. He says, whos afraid of Virginia Woolf blitzer. [ laughter ] this one from bethinmaine2020 she says, cats. Steve oh, snap [ laughter and applause oh oh oh, no, you did not. Wow wow she went there cats. Jimmy wow. Steve wow. Meow jimmy wow. Steve Bing Bong Bong boing [ laughter ] jimmy ruin a movie with one word steve wow. Cats. Jimmy this one is from chriseckst. He says, planet of the vapes. [ laughter ] damn dirty vapes last one is from megannails she says, lady and the tramp stamp. There you have it. Steve oh jimmy those are our hashtags [ cheers and applause check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags stick around well be right back with more of the tonight show. Will smith patti smith. Come on back [ cheers and applause i wrote this a long time ago. I dont know how old i was. I hope someday i will be on a real football team. Im katie sowers, offensive assistant coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Im not just here to be the token female, im here to help us win. The surface pro helps me get whats in my head and get it out on to the field. I would want to tell this little girl to keep pushing herself, your dreams coming. Iced chai. Ry. Pad thai. Baked pie. Pork chop. Soda pop. Scallop. Kebobs. Soursop. Hot pot. Dumpling. Chicken wing. Peking. Onion ring. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. Its finally time for. Geico sequels classic geico heroes, starring in six new commercials, with jawdropping savings. Vote for your favorites at geico. Com sequels ahhh, which way do i go . i dont know, im voting for our sequels. 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[ cheers and applause from the city o brotherly love thats philly comes a brother that you love by the nam big willie you seen him in billboard starring in show but theres a lot about hi that you might not know like what acto rapper nah pleading the fifth jimmy lets teach em all something bout will smith [ cheers and applause back in 85 i rocked the house till it turned to rubble every time i told yall girls aint nothing but troubl jeffs the d im the rapper you can call him jazz you call me dapper then i was rappin jus to make bus fare then i moved in wit my auntie and uncl in bel air [ cheers and applause i dont gotta tell yo that that show was awesome every monday night befor an all new blossom six whole years i lived with the banks so if you can dance the carlton i still give thanks [ cheers and applause but a real big star needs a real big scree so i had to spread my wing if you know what i mean went ha no bee no kevin bacon even though we still connect with six degrees of separation what you gonna do when you hear the siren nois me and marti a couple bad boys Independence Day aliens on my tur you invadin u nah welcome to earth 97 married jad and she still set it off any questions you and sh can have a red table talk agent j men in black keeping a file so yall could get jiggy with it big willie style na na na na na na bienvenidos a miam started out a prince the became the fresh papi cause trey is the ac jadens a forc willow came and told ya whip your hai back and forth wild, wild west enemy of the stateest like muhammad ali said im the greatest from way back whe to the new willenniu shark tale played a fish and was finnin them men in black then bad boys ii give him 60 seconds he can solv a rubiks cube dropped lost and found turn it over and switch he even got kevin james a date in hitch just pursuing my happyness no tension forget the wack rappers man he am legend joined suicide squad played deadshot that was after my super powers then i found them in hancock he fought ron burgund in anchorman 2 then i bungee jumped out o a chopper on youtube aaahh checking of my bucket list enjoying the ride and if you havent done i please like and subscrib aladdin aint neve had a friend like me and i turned into a pigeo in my last movie so whether g, geni matchmaker fish or a bir youre a good ma bad boy for life ya heard [ cheers and applause jimmy will smith yeah jimmy now you know in the building now you kno jimmy fallon now you know jimmy fallon now you kno jimmy fallon now you know jimmy fallon now you kno now you know yes [ cheers and applause whistling whistling barbara . 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Jimmy it always is we always do something fun its always fun jimmy is it weird rapping your whole entire career yeah, you know, it was it was weird doing it with you. You know jimmy yeah [ laughter ] no, i mean, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy i understand im not a rapper i dont know if i imitated the beastie boys yeah, beastie boys. Thats what i was im phillie yeah. Jimmy yeah, its like, stop what are you doing heres a Little Something [ talking over each other jimmy yeah, i know i dont know how to rap. I dont know how to rap. It was fantastic though jimmy its that or run dmc i was trying to do like [ rapping keep my rhythm you are special with that though, man. Like, its, like, i love coming here for that. Jimmy do you, like do you remember all the things that youve done no, i was, like as we were going through, it was like, wow, that was kind of i had a nice little run. Jimmy no, you had a great run. Yeah [ laughter ] youve done so many things so many different chapters of your life. Is there any project that you turned down that you regret. And you go, ooh, could have done that. Yeah, there was one i missed jimmy titanic. Yeah. Titanic. Yeah id have been walking up on that bough like hey girl. No, i went too far [ laughter ] no, it was martin and i were talking about that we were sitting down you know, cause it was 25 years since the first bad boys. So we were talking about stuff like that. And, you know, the ones that got away and for me neo was the one that i had the matrix first. Jimmy really yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy who was going to be morpheus val kilmer. Val kilmer was going to be morpheus so i was neo val kilmer was morpheus. Jimmy wow. I heard somebody go, eh. [ laughter ] jimmy were happy with the way it turned out. No, no but it was better this way cause, you know, like, if i would have been neo then morpheus wouldnt have been black. And then it would have just threw Everything Else off. Jimmy yeah, Everything Else would have been worse. I think he that it was perfect. Jimmy i got to tell you, you were in my house every single day for the past year hey, hey, hey jimmy no, in a good way. Oh, okay. Jimmy yeah, a great way, no [ laughter ] my daughters love you in the i didnt know you knew i was there. [ laughter ] jimmy no, you got to get your own apartment you got to get your own apartment. [ applause ] you got to move out of my house. My kids are obsessed with aladdin. And they love you. Aw, man jimmy you crushed that movie. Thank you, man. Its a pleasure, yeah. [ cheers and applause thank you, thank you jimmy you crushed it so good. So funny its all of your talents yeah, no, it was like so you know, so many years of things that i worked on. I got to use all of them in that movie so i got to rap. To sing. Jimmy dance. To dance, to act. There was comedy jimmy you were funny there was drama jimmy yes. Yeah, it was like it was jimmy i mean, my alexa is, like, theres like, play friend like me, will smith. Thats my kids say all the time get a new song, please. [ laughter ] youre every single day. You crushed it the first bad boys, you were saying, was that 1995. Yeah, 25 years ago. Jimmy wow. Yeah, the second one was 17 years ago jimmy is that right . Is it like look at these dudes. Aw, man, yeah yeah jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy now, thats all cgi . Yeah. Theyre always like i was really, really thin then i was really thin. Those were the days. Jimmy anything you miss from will smith. No, for this scene, right, so this is the scene, so michael bay was shooting this scene. And i wanted to have my shirt on and michael was like, dude, im going to make you a frickin movie star. Take your shirt off. [ laughter ] you know i was like, mike, come on, man. Thats like running with your shirt off. Like, come on, man. He was like, dude, you dont know i know. [ laughter ] so we compromised in that scene. I was line, mike, i have to have a shirt just let me ill have it open just not off. And we compromised jimmy and thats that. And, you know, it was one of the iconic scenes from that movie. And to this day every time i see michael bay, he was like, dude, i should be in for half. [ laughter ] i made you a movie star. Jimmy i made your career man. [ laughter ] was it like riding a bike . You and martin getting back together you know, i was definitely nervous. cause, you know, it had been so long. But literally the first moment that we were back together, like, the chemistry is so crazy. Jimmy just there and its like martin as a a comedian is wildly unique, you know its very few people that the line that bad boys tries to walk is, like, a serious, you know, cop drama. There is real killings and things like that jimmy yeah but then theres really broad comedy and walking that line takes a really deft hand. And martin is such a unique talent in the ability to be able to get a big gut laugh. But not break the reality of the scene thats happening so its i love working with him. Jimmy is it tricky to do because youre funny as well so its two comedians. Like, who gets the funny line . Yeah, you know what in the first bad boys, all right, because we both had our tv show. So were both comedians. Were coming to it and, you know, michael bay had a different vision for the characters he was like, no, no, no youre funny on tv but martins is going to be funny in the movie. Im funny. [ laughter ] you know, so, it was really hard those first couple of weeks. cause martin is killing martin is killing. Jimmy yeah and mikes like, will, stop stop making faces, dude. Like, stand there, just be hard youre hard. You know [ laughter ] jimmy take your shirt off, dude. Take your shirt off. Yeah, you know but it was definitely the right idea and i learned a lot about balancing a scene. Where, you know, one guy plays the straight guy, one guy plays the funny guy. And we were able to go back and forth in a way that i feel is beautiful. Jimmy you and martin werent the original choices for bad boys, right . No, thats true all right, so dana carvey and jon lovitz [ laughter ] thats really like, dana carvey and jon lovitz originally had the script. And they were the original bad boys jimmy wow. And then jon lovitzs schedule changed so he had to push four months. And dana carvey couldnt wait the four months. So then dana fell out. So then Jerry Bruckheimer and don simpson had the script and they, you know, they had a a green light to make the movie. But and then they went and martin was first they had martin. And martin actually picked me for bad boys. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy props to Martin Lawrence. Yeah. Jimmy guys, more with will smith when we come on back [ cheers and applause were talking with will. Come on back [ cheers and applause only lexus asks questions like these. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh. Come on. Come on. Welcome back im here with will smith, everybody. Right here bad boys for life. For life. Jimmy bad boys for life, january 17th you posted this photo or someone posted this photo. This is backstage. This is on set will oh, man, yeah jimmy ran into the coming to america sequel yeah. Jimmy wesley and eddie murphy thats the black mt. Rushmore [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thats fantastic it really is, man. Man, that day was so beautiful. Jimmy where were you thats at tyler perrys studios. And we didnt know each other. Jimmy how is that studio it is fantastic jimmy he is the best we didnt know each other were going to be there they were finishing up coming to america 2. Jimmy yeah and we were finishing up bad boys. And there was a knock on the door and it was wesley. And were like, ohh so we were hanging he was like, yo, lets go knock on eddies door. So we went over and knocked on eddies door and it was like it was just one of those Beautiful Moments the four of us there at the newly opened tyler perry studios. Which, you know, used to be a former Confederate Army base jimmy yes. You know, thats been transformed into tyler perry studios. So, yeah jimmy isnt that great that was fantastic. Jimmy yeah, thats pretty cool [ applause ] have you known have you known eddie . Yeah, i met eddie when i first came to l. A. , you know eddie is one of those dudes that is like the standard of excellence you know, so every young comedian, black actor. You know, you want to test yourself against eddie jimmy yeah you want to see but he is the truth, man jimmy did you see him on snl . Did you see him host yes hes like jimmy hes great love that guy jimmy he crushed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah love that guy jimmy lets set the stage. Bad boys for life. Whats that one about . Bad boys for life. All right, so its 25 years later from the first movie and what we tried to do that was really critical and important to me is not try to just do the old movies again jimmy yeah i was like, you had to take into consideration, the time had to take into consideration how the characters would have grown. And the reason it took so long is because i didnt want i didnt want to make it just to as a cash grab you know hey, Everybody Loves sequels lets just do a sequel. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no you know, and i you know, i had fumbled a couple of my last sequels you know, i just i wasnt happy with the men in black sequel and i just really wanted to make sure that this was a standalone film that people would have a real brandnew experience in. Jimmy people are buzzing its crazy i mean, the trailer alone. I was like, oh, theyre back. Yeah. Jimmy its so much fun yeah, its fantastic. Yall going to love it and i yo. [ cheers and applause and i say that a lot i say that a lot im going to keep it real. Sometimes i say, yall are gonna love it. And yall not gonna love it. [ laughter ] you know, cause sometimes ive seen it. And i know youre not yall not gonna love it. But its an expensive movie. But so but this time this this movie is out of here it is so good. If you liked the first two at all, there are scenes in this movie because its really about friendship and about the reality of what its like when somebodys life takes a different turn jimmy yeah and youre ready to go one way. And your partner is ready to go another direction. Jimmy at this point youre family, really yeah, and its like, theres some really powerful scenes about friendship and some of the funniest stuff you are ever gonna see Martin Lawrence is genius comedic in this film jimmy its brilliant oh, my gosh. Also a little part in the movie too where, like, youre like dont give nothing away no, i wont give oh, spoiler alert jimmy no what you doing . Jimmy you feel like youve gone mad [ laughter ] jimmy i wouldnt do that i wouldnt do that but theres where youre kind of feeling like youre older. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and youre having, like, a midlife type of crisis thing. But you look so young though do you feel im trying to hang on im trying to hang on. Look nah, there were a couple of the action sequences that i was like, ooh. You know cause i started and i told myself i was doing all of my stunts i was doing, you know, tom cruise just hanging on the side of an airplane. Jimmy yes. At 50 jimmy yes. I was like, man, im better than tom cruise. Jimmy yeah do it. Will and i did, like, two stunts and i was like, im not better than tom ruise. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i love that. Ill let him do that yeah, yeah, yeah i want to show everyone a clip heres will smith in bad boys for life. Take a look at this. How about putting your seatbelt on. Yeah. Thats how we do it now youre damn right oh, my overtowns a no go. Its why you got people here, dangerous people were dangerous people. [ yelling you might want to pull over for a minute i need to tell you something pull over are you going to pull over yeah, yeah. Okay, give me one second. Let me see hold on. I just need to pull over for a second can we get a timeout [ cheers and applause jimmy will smith, everybody. Bad boys for life opens in theaters and imax on friday, january 17th patti smith joins us next. Stick around, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause at tmobile, start 2020 off with a deal on iphone 11 that will have you seeing double. Right now, switch to tmobile and get 2 lines of unlimited for only 90 and 2 iphone 11s on us. All on tmobiles newest, most powerful signal that goes farther than ever before. Get twice the deal, 2 lines of unlimited for 90 and 2 iphone 11s on us. Only at tmobile. 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Im excited too because i dont i dont often get a a chance to talk so, im really jimmy yeah my first time actually might be my first time talking on the tonight show. Jimmy no way really yep im usually bound and gagged before, you know [ laughter ] jimmy no singing. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not, no youve been on the you would be on leno. Were you ever on Johnny Carson . No. Jimmy you were never no. Jimmy but you loved johnny, right . I did love him, but only from afar. [ laughter ] jimmy you never got to meet him . No, i mean, i did everything because well, i had sort of a questionable reputation when i was younger. Not for anything really bad, just for bad behavior and [ laughter ] jimmy they kept that person off. And they wouldnt let me on the show and i actually wrote a letter and i said that i would be good. I would even wear a dress and everything, but [ laughter ] jimmy and you never heard back only negatively, but i did get a pencil i still have it. Its on my desk, you know, with the how he drummed with his pencil jimmy yeah with like the eraser on both sides. I have one jimmy you do [ light laughter ] not from him, from a crew guy. [ laughter ] jimmy it it counts. It counts, right it counts. But, i did stand in his parking spot, you know and [ laughter ] jimmy in burbank yeah. [ laughter ] i stood there, but they didnt have phones in those you know, picture phones jimmy oh so theres no documentation [ laughter ] jimmy yeah but i saw you on instagram, by the way. Its a great follow. Thank you jimmy to find on instagram and i see some of the photos you put up, but this is one of my favorite photos of you and you and bob dylan in new york city. Awe jimmy is this the first time you guys met or do you remember no, it was maybe the first night. He actually came to see our band when we were, you know, making some headway in new york city. I guess around 1974 and then he came backstage and back in those days, bob was scarcely seen jimmy sure and i loved him so much, but he came in the room and he says, hey, is there any poets in here . [ laughter ] and i and i said, i hate poetry. I acted, like such a jerk. I was, like i dont know what came over me like a teen like a like sixteen candles, you know when youre like the boy, but you dont want the boy to know you like him [ light laughter ] jimmy so, thats where you were with bob dylan . Yeah. Jimmy you so, they took that picture that night jimmy you hate poetry. [ laughter ] and then it was on the cover im telling you too much information jimmy no, i love this. But, then they took our picture and then it was on the cover of Village Voice and i was so embarrassed i thought, oh, hes going to think, you know, like i tried to exploit him or, you know, im trying to move up the world or something jimmy yeah and i thought he would be really mad, but and i was walking down the street in the village and here he comes and he had the newspaper with him and he said, hey, do you know these people . Jimmy oh, really [ laughter ] and i looked at him and i said jimmy he had it . Yeah and i said, youre not mad, and he said, no. He just laughed and that was that jimmy thats fantastic yep jimmy i love that story. Never saw him again [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. Thats not true. You toured with him. [ laughter ] i saw another photo that you posted on instagram i love with you and keanu reeves oh. Jimmy do you like doing instagram . Do you do you love instagram . Well, i never knew about instagram and im still not clear about what this hashtag thing is but [ laughter ] but, i like having it. You know, its a nice way to communicate ideas, and books, and movies and things youre concerned about. Jimmy yeah but this picture, its unbelievable really. My friend sandy perlman, my great friend of, like almost half a century who passed away when i was writing this book he was producer of blue oyster cult and wrote a lot of their great songs, he loved keanu reeves and i didnt know nothing about keanu reeves [ light laughter ] i didnt even see the matrix, but he saw the matrix like 27 times and he loved him and then he passed away and right after that, i was at some art function and there was keanu reeves and firstly, i went up to him and told him about you know, its like i see somebody like that, you know, and im like chris farley, i just go bounding up there. [ laughter ] really, im so like him in a a way, but jimmy did he freak out no, he was really nice. Jimmy yeah, hes cool. Hes a really nice fella. So, we got our picture taken and i thought, oh, im going to put the picture on my instagram. Maybe people will like it and ill do it for sandy and it got like 80,000 people or something, which back then when early days of my instagram was a real lot jimmy yeah [ laughter ] and i thought this guy is really popular [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, keanu reeves is pretty popular [ applause ] and the next thing i know, he does he does this movie this john wick movie. Jimmy yes. And hes popping up everywhere, like rabbits breeding everywhere i look theres suddenly [ laughter ] but [ laughter ] jimmy rabbits breeding hes a really nice guy. Jimmy lets talk about year of the monkey. What made you write this memoir well, i write all the time. Jimmy yeah, sure actually it was, as i said, my friend sandy and i were supposed to travel after we played at the fillmore my band, we played at the fillmore we were going to travel around california hes my pal. Ive known him for years and he a bad accident and he was unable to travel actually, was in the hospital. So, i was on my own and then i just decided to stay on my own and roam around and i was writing and the book evolved and you know, i had two great friends, sam shepard and sandy who were struggling throughout the book and both of them lost both of them. So, you know, fielding this and also i was turning 70, which now seems really young [ laughter ] but i was turning 70 at the time, which was also something to think about jimmy yeah and i just kept writing and kept writing the book and it was the year of the monkey, a very mischievous year. The year of the election and the inauguration jimmy yeah a rough year to field so, it was a book that i wrote to try to both, philosophically and humorously survive that year jimmy yeah and im still here. Jimmy yeah, you certainly are. [ cheers and applause tonight tonight youre performing a cover of a neil young song. Yes jimmy youre doing after the gold rush. Yeah, and i know you love neil too jimmy i love neil. Well, we all love neil. Jimmy right. And its 50 yearsold this year jimmy is it really yes, and i saw him at the fillmore in 1970 sing this song and here we are a half century later and the song is so relevant today and just wanted to do it and jimmy i appreciate that. Thanks for doing that. Oh, its jimmy pages birthday jimmy happy birthday, jimmy. [ laughter ] patti smith will be performing later on and year of the monkey is available now [ cheers and applause pick it up wherever fine books are sold well be back with more of tonight show. Patti smith [ cheers and applause dennys is making 2020 a super duper new year with a new super duper deal now you get bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns, and all you can eat pancakes for only 7. 99. The new super duper slam happy new year, from dennys. [ cheers and applause jimmy performing after the gold rush, please welcome patti smith and Tony Shanahan. [ cheers and applause and i dreamed of our world, a spinning ball of confusion, heart wrenching injustice, unconstitutional arrogance, fires raging the earth yet i still keep thinking that Something Wonderful is about to happen. Maybe tomorrow a tomorrow following a whole succession of tomorrows. Well i dreamed i saw th knights in armor comin saying something about a queen there were peasants singing and drummers drummin the archer split the tree there was a fanfare blowing overhead floating in the breeze look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1970s look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1970s i was lying in burned out basemen with the full moon in my eyes i was searching for a replacement when the sun burs through the sky there was a band playin in my head and i felt lik getting high i was thinking abou what a friend had said i was hoping it was a lie thinking abou what a friend had said i was hoping well i dreamed i sa the silver spaceship in the yellow haze of the su there were children crying and colors flying all around the chosen ones all in a dream all in a dream the loading had begun they were flying Mother Natures silver see to a new home in the sun flying Mother Nature silver seed to a new home look at Mother Nature on the run in the 21st century look at Mother Nature on the run in the 21st century [ cheers and applause jimmy oh just beautiful awesome. Oh, fantastic. Thank you so much jimmy oh, my gosh patti smith [ cheers and applause Tony Shanahan her new book, year of the monkey, is out now. My thanks to will smith, patti smith. [ cheers and applause beautiful. Standing o for you right there not bad. [ cheers and applause patti smith. And the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight larry david, and all new amber says what featuring the 8g band with caitlin kalafus. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. 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