All 12 vanderpumps [ ght laughter ] its fantastic, folks. Now, i cancelled my press Conference Today so i could be here to recap the deranged details of the latest democrat hoax but first, im very excited about this, folks. Very excited [ light laughter ] with the impeachment hearings heating up, i had to flee sorry, fly to england. [ laughter ] which means were coming to you live from the uk [ laughter ] now, it turns out i love it in the uk, folks. [ light laughter ] everything here is opposite, which means there is this is a football [ light laughter ] these are chips. And this is rudy guiliani. Just kidding [ laughter ] just kidding. I know thats the pope [ light laugtend ] tonight. Hes my brother from another mother, my blonde from across the pond give it up for Prime Minister boris johnson, everybody [ cheers and applause its a pleasure to be here, donald i mean, look at us were like bre both the before [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, lets get it to it, folks. Its time for the boring yawn fest of the impeachment hearings led by a man who is 90 pants jerry nadler. [ laughter ] and talk about all the snooze, all the committee did today was throw around big words without telling you what they mean or at least what i want them to mean take a look. He defines bribery as the crime of giving or taking rewards for bad practices. It might not fit todays definition of bribery, but it would fit the definition back in the 18th century. [ light laughter ] jimmy very confusing very, very confusing almost nasty [ light laughter ] let me just explain to you the most important word in the hearings, and my least favorite harry potter spell, quid pro quo [ light laughter ] lets break it down. Quid, as in quid asking about it. [ light laughter ] pro, as in its probably nothing. [ light laughter ] and quo, as in dont quote me on this, but if you give us dirt on biden, we will give you 400 million. [ laughter ] there. Quid pro quo [ cheers and applause now, unfortunately not everyone agrees with my definition. And things got a little dicey for the donald when this one law professor testified. Check this out did President Trump commit the impeachable high crime and misdemeanor or abuse of power . The president did commit an impeachable abuse of office. Jimmy ooh, im gonna cyberbully that nerd so hard [ laughter ] watch out, professor plum with the twitter [ laughter and applause well, thats all the time we have boris, any last thoughts none at all, donald i suppose what happens next is a mystery. Sort of like how i was raised by just my mother who gave me this gold locket jimmy oh, my gosh. Youre not going to believe this, but i was raised by just my nanny and she gave me this gold locket. [ light laughter ] both we got parent tapped. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is huge, folks. Weve got to look into this. But first the tonight show starts right now. Lets do this. Lets start the show come on [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, heres your host, jifa jimmy hi, everybody welcome. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Welcome, welcome come on, this is fun have a seat. Welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. This is it were here you guys made it [ cheers and applause thank you for being here well, you guys, this is a really special night our entire audience is filled with people who couldnt get a a spot to see the Rockefeller CenterChristmas Tree lighting so welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Thats right earlier tonight, we had the Rockefeller CenterChristmas Tree lighting. Thats right 20,000 people packed into Rockefeller Center plus another 10,000 who are still lost from the macys thanksgiving day parade. [ laughter ] have you seen snoopy . Havent seen snoopy yet. I saw that this years tree 77 feet tall, 46 feet wide, and weighs approximately 12 tons [ audience ohs ] even more impressive, it was driven here on the roof of a a honda civic. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy hold on, kids, were making a right turn. Everyone lean left everyone lean left. [ light laughter ] guys, it seems like theres so much going on right now. There was another impeachment hearing today. The number of democrats running for president keeps changing tonight was the Rockefeller CenterChristmas Tree lighting and lil wayne Just Launched his own personal weed brand. [ laughter ] its a lot to go over. So lets just jump in and cover it all at once its time for a news smash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, there was another big impeachment hearing today in the white house and its not looking good for e. Democrats think theyve got him cornered, while republicans think democrats need to chill out. You know whats great lil waynes weed [ laughter ] now weezy can make you wheeze. Tunechis selling trees. [ light laughter ] this stuff is going to be really popular and you know who wishes that they were popular . The democrats running for president. [ laughter ] this week, Kamala Harris had to drop out of the race its a bummer for her. But for warren, biden, bernie, and buttigieg, its basically christmas. [ laughter ] the rockefeller tree is outside right now glowing bright its like a giant air freshener for the whole city it spreads so much holiday joy, almost as much joy as lil waynes weed [ laughter ] he says it has the most thc of any weed ever made so be careful if you smoke before work, you might get in trouble. You might even get impeached [ laughter ] the inquiry is moving fast, and trump could face impeachment before the holidays. You could tell its a stressful time to be in the white house, because all of the staffers are getting lit with lil waynes weed [ laughter ] and you know what else is getting lit . The Rockefeller CenterChristmas Tree [ light laughter ] its incredible. 77 feet tall, a giant crystal star 50,000 different lights. Thats one light for everynt [ laughter ] with all that competition, the campaign trail is stressful. The only way to calm down is with lil waynes weed. [ laughter ] just kick back, light up and suck [ light laughter ] oh, you know what else sucks getting impeached. [ laughter ] nobody likes being on congress naughty list so, in conclusion. Merry christmas. Merry christmas. Merry christmas . [ light laughter ] and mary jane. [ cheers and applause lil waynes weed well, everyone is talking about this last night, during a reception at buckingham palace, World Leaders including Justin Trudeau and emanuel macron were caught gossiping about President Trump. If you havent seen it, here it is jimmy trump was so upset by the video, he actually cancelled a press conference and left nato early. Hes was like, take me back to where im respected, and then flew home to where he is being impeached. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] and last night, trump and the first lady also met with the queen. But after greeting the president , the queen appeared to give daughter, princess anne, a look for not coming over to greet trump watch this [ camera shutter ] [ laughter ] jimmy the queen was like, what the hell we had a signal when i need you to get me out of the conversation [ laughter ] you knew that. I grab my purse in my right hand, you come in and save me. Well, there was another impeachment hearing today. There was one lawyer present at the hearing who was against trump being impeached. Take a look at his part of the statement. Youre mad. The president s mad. My republican friends are mad. My democratic friends are mad. My wife is mad [ light laughter ] my kids are mad. Even my dog seems mad. [ light laughter ] and lunas a golden doodle, and they dont get mad [ laughter ] jimmy hey, dude, is everything okay at home or what [ laughter ] my gerbil is mad. Baby yoda is mad [ light laughter ] four out of five dentists are mad. [ light laughter ] the fifth one, now he just he just got mad. [ light laughter ] some 2020 news here. Democratic candidate andrew yang is still in the race and check out what he did yesterday at the opening of his new campaign office. Thats right thats a full Service President ial candidate [ laughter ] steve okay oh, my jimmy im not sure whats more strange, that yang did that or that trump hasnt. You know what im saying [ laughter ] and finally, senator Elizabeth Warren is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause this week, she introduced a bill to give parttime holiday workers more benefits. Which is why every mall santa just offered her a swig from their flask. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause jimmy senator Elizabeth Warren is here [ cheers and applause Alanis Morissette is here [ cheers and applause theres her new album right there. Guys, we have exactly 11 shows left before we go on christmas break. Which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days o christmas sweaters 11 days left jimmy thats right every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member an amazing christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since there are 11 shows left, lets open door number 11. [ drum roll whoa thats fantastic [ cheers and applause wow. [ cheers and applause now, lets see whos going home with tonights sweater everyone, look at your seat number if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number [ cheers and applause its a good one. 122 [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hey, nice to see you, buddy. How are you . Congratulations. I can tell by your reaction youre so psyched that you won this i cant wait. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is your name . Its mike jimmy mike, where you from new york. Jimmy oh, youre from new york [ cheers ] perfect. Mike, the weather is getting, its getting chilly out there. Getting a little crispy. Is this the only sweater you have [ light laughter ] well, for the moment, yeah. Jimmy wow. Well not any more. This is all going to change. [ light laughter ] do you have Something Like this at home . No. Jimmy wow, all right would you would you want to try it on . I would love to jimmy thats the back. Its actually probably reversible i have no idea [ light laughter ] i think thats the back, yeah. Yeah, this is gonna be great mike, this is awesome. Oh, i can already tell this is fantastic. I can i can already tell. Yeah oh, man. Wow. [ cheers and applause wow, mike, look at that. You look fantastic, buddy. Lets give mike one more round of applause right there. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Happy holidays you too jimmy stick around well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Geico would like to take a moment to say thank you to our military Service Members at home and abroad for all their hard work and sacrifice. We all sleep easier knowing youre out there keeping us safe. And on a personal note. Sfx jet engines. I just needed to get that off my chest. Thank you. Geico proudly supporting the military for over 75 years. Repeat after me. Hi am grateful. Audience i am grateful. I am getting all the gifts this holiday. Shop up to f thats up to fifty percent off neil you get all the gifts only at old navy. Yes and its on rollback. So cool shes going to love this. Sound bar . So she can watch her cartoons in surround sound. And football. And football. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, guys Alanis Morissette is on the show tonight we love alanis [ cheers and applause her new song reasons i drink. Jagged little pill is on broadway shes got a tour coming up so, much to talk about we love her, but shes always down to have fun so, last night she and i did something very cool. We put on disguises. We went downstairs and pretended to be buskers in the Rockefeller Center subway stop [ laughter ] we did yeah, it was so much fun well, just check it out. Jimmy hey guys im here at 50th street subway station right below Rockefeller Center with Alanis Morissette [ cheers and applause she and i are about to go onto the subway platform and start busting in disguise. Really. Jimmy nobody knows about this no one knows that its me and alanis lets do this. Lets do this jimmy what do we do . Do we go through here . Jimmy good evening everybody. Wed like to sing a couple songs for you. I hope you enjoy it. Happy holidays come they told me pa rum pum pum pum a new born king to see pa rum pum pum pum our finest gifts we bring pa rum pum pum pum to lay before the king pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pu shall i play for you pa rum pum pum pum me and my dru me and my drum thank you very much, everybody. [ cheers and applause happy, happy, happy holidays, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is a a senator from the great state of massachusetts shes also running as a democratic candidate for president of the United States of america please help me welcome senator Elizabeth Warren [ cheers and applause senator, welcome back to the show thank you so much for being here it is good to be back jimmy hows it going on the campaign trail its great. I mean, i get out there and i get to talk about the things i believe in, the things ive been fighting for, for pretty much all my life jimmy yeah and now, folks pay attention. Jimmy yeah to in the fight. Jimmy yeah better to be in the fight than on the sidelines. Jimmy thats true, yeah. Yep jimmy theres a thing that happened over the weekend in iowa that went viral a person came up to talk to you, and it was very it was an emotional moment and i just want to show a clip of that, if you dont mind sure. Jimmy check this out hi, my names braylyn hi, braylyn i was wondering if there was ever a time in your life where somebody you really looked up to, um maybe didnt accept you as much and how you dealt with that . My mother and i had very different views of how to build a future you just got to do whats right inside and hope that maybe the rest of the world will come around to it, and maybe they will and maybe they wont. The truth is, you got to take care of yourself first and do this give me a hug. [ applause ] [ applause ] jimmy that was emotional that went all over the place what made you guys connect what made you emotional there . You know, i could see her face and as she started this question i knew that she was she was in the middle of something tough. Jimmy yeah someone she respected who jimmy yeah wasnt didnt approve of what she was, where she was. And a lot of people dont know, i dropped out of school at 19, got married to someone my mother wanted me to marry. And when braylyn started to speak, its like all of sudden i was back on the phone with my mother, trying to explain that after these years, he had walked out and he wasnt coming back jimmy thats tough and i knew how she would feel about that. Jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy did your mom ever come around . You know, we got back together over it jimmy yeah it was okay, but it is sometimes you just go to do whats right jimmy yeah, that was great its those moments like that, theyre kind of unexpected, obviously unplanned, but you must go to so many campaigns and kind of answer the same questions. For Something Like that, does that reenergize you . You know, for me, its i do selfie lines. So, i get that oneonone and you know, i dont do bigdollar fundraisers at all jimmy yeah executives ive run my campaign entirely with people who pitch in 20 and 5 and i get to call those people in fact, if anyone goes to elizabethwarren. Com tonight and pitches in 5 on the campaign or more, tomorrow i will make calls to people to say thank you because i think thats how democracy ought to work. Jimmy wow, really . Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy get right on the phone and talk to them i make these calls. Yeah i make as many as i can because its a way to say, democracy cant just be about millionaires and billionaires and this democracy is already working great for them this country, this economy is already working great for them jimmy yeah i was gonna ask let me ask you about that cause i see all these polls and i read these things that say, the economy is doing great, never been better. Unemployments at an alltime low, but then im from upstate new york uhhuh. T kn is the economy doing is it great . It is fabulous if youre already a millionaire or billionaire. Jimmy yeah its just not working so well for much of anyone else, and its been years, decades, of flat income, largely and rising expenses for child care, and health care, and housing, sending a kid to school. Which is part of the reason that i have proposed a two cent wealth tax on the top onetenth of one percent in this country so, your first 50 billion will be free and clear. Jimmy phew [ laughter ] thank you. Yes jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] i got nervous for a second yeah, exactly jimmy wow. Im a reasonable woman. Jimmy thank you. But, on your 50 millionth and first dollar of accumulated would let us buy two cents, on the top folks, universal child care every baby in this country aged zero to five universal prek for every three yearold and four yearold in america. Stop exploiting the largely women, largely black and brown women who do this work raise the wages of every childcare worker and preschool teacher in america put 800 billion into our k12 public schools. Tuition free put 50 billion into our historically black colleges, and universities, and on that same two cents, cancel Student Loan Debt for 43 million americans. Thats what we could do. Jimmy holy moly. [ cheers and applause wow. Yep jimmy thats amazing it is amazing, and you know, this is a question not just of budgets. Its a question of values do we want to be an america that says it is so much more important to protect two cents for the top onetenth of one percent or ask them to pitch in a little so, that we can make an investment in an entire generation thats how well build a future in this country. Jimmy sure, absolutely yeah. Jimmy when you brought up medicare for all, i know at the last debate, Pete Buttigieg you and Pete Buttigieg got kind of into a little bit cause he said, how do we pay for it . Mmhmm. Jimmy and you didnt really have an answer, but do you have an answer . How yeah. We can do this without raising taxes on middle class families by one penny we can do it by asking the top one percent, by asking the big corporations to pay more, and my personal favorite, by cracking down on the tax cheats, but we need to think about what this is about across this country tens of millions of people dont have a prescription filled because they cant afford it jimmy yeah they dont go to the doctor to have a lump checked out or something really scary they dont get the tests that the doctor says they need. All because, even if they have insurance, they cant afford it jimmy you dont get your tooth fixed. Yeah. Jimmy you go yeah they cant afford the copay they cant afford the deductible they cant afford whats not covered. So, the way i see this is i want to do everything i can, as fast as i can, for as many people as i can. So, on day one, when im president , i love saying that. [ light laughter ] on day one, im going to bring down the cost of prescription drugs. Thats something that is in the power of a president to do, and i love saying this, all by herself. [ cheers and applause ing save millions of dollars for millions of families all across this country and then in the first hundred days, what im going to do is open up our Healthcare System and say, you know, if youre 50 or older and would like to be covered by medicare, youre choice, come on in if youd rather do that than have your private health insurance. And for anyone else, you can get medicare for all it covers everybody 100 , since ive already got it paid for if you want it and if youre under 18 it will be free if youre a family of four and you make less than 50,000 it will be free if you dont fit one of those, you pay a modest amount. But the idea is lets give tens of millions of people across care cs like when itset ti physical therapist wit se compan saying, no, no, no, no. And when lots of people get a chance to feel that, taste it, touch it. They see their neighbors. They see family members with it then well vote and i think what well vote for is medicare for everyone jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy you know, its funny when you said, you know, that she will be president. Yeah. Jimmy you got the big round of applause. Yep jimmy i do like this thing that you do at all of your champaigns things that ive seen for little girls. Yeah. Jimmy can you explain what you do so, whenever i see a little girl, i say i usually get down on one knee if theyre not very tall and i say, my name is elizabeth, and im running for president because thats what girls do. [ applause ] and we do pinky promises to remember jimmy i think its so cool that you do that i have two little girls. Oh, we have lots of good pictures and heres the fun part people come through and sometimes really tall girls say, lets do this. Jimmy make you promise sometimes even guys, we do pinky promises ive even done a few pinky promises with some dogs. 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Jimmy yeah sorry. [ laughter ] okay, im ready jimmy what is the most important issue facing American Voters today corruption. Jimmy what would you do on day one of your presidency i would make sure that we lower the price of prescription drugs and that we stopped all new mining and oil drilling on federal lands. We got to protect our environment. [ air horn ] [ cheers and applause curve ball. Jimmy curve ball d about him . [ laughter ] hes a baby, and babies are cute [ laughter ] [ ringing jimmy thats very good very good. You did that one all right. Do you want to abolish the Electoral College . Yes jimmy how would you deal with the National Debt ask the millionaires and billionaires to pay a couple of cents more come on, guys. And then lets make Real Investments in americas future thats how we build an economy that works for everyone. [ air horn ] curve ball. Jimmy do you agree some birds are too big . [ laughter ] yes [ laughter ] jimmy whh any bird bigger than big bird jimmy oh, yeah [ ringing thats good. Double curve ball on that one. All right jimmy all right. Is it possible to reverse Climate Change in our lifetime yes, but we have to have the political courage to take on all of the money and power thats now embedded in washington thats keeping anybody from making moves on this [ air horn ] curve ball. Jimmy should there be a ballers movie or were you satisfied with the Series Finale [ laughter ] oh, anything that the rock wants to do. Always [ cheers and applause jimmy correct. Which past president do you admire most . Franklin roosevelt. Jimmy why arent you taking money from big donors . Because i think that government already works well for millionaires and billionaires i want a government that works better for everybody else and i think the way we start that is in a democratic primary. You ought to finance it from the grass roots up jimmy whats something elizabethwarren. Com [ laughter ] jimmy whats something you wish you could say to your younger self dont take it so hard its all gonna work out. [ air horn ] curve ball. Jimmy do you know who van halen is [ laughter ] yes, but you dont have to. Lets ease u senator warren, everybody. [ cheers and applause i think its safe to say youre ready yes jimmy for whatever questions they throw at you in the next debate. My thanks again to, senator Elizabeth Warren stay tuned for Alanis Morissette. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause as a struggling actor, i need all the breaks that i can get. At liberty butchemel. Cut. Liberty mu. Line . Cut. Liberty mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need. Cut. Liberty m. Am i aed outf the water . Liberty biberty. Cut. Well dub it. Liberty mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Now were hosting. Okay. so now your mom is off gluten. Oh. oh. 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Youre a great hype person by the way you could come on tour with me if youd like. Jimmy ill just go around with a tambourine making it work, man. Like, you ought to know a a tambourine im set for life jimmy have you busked before i have busked jimmy where have you busked when i first moved to l. A. , i think i was 19 and i went to the third street promenade in santa monica and busked. Jimmy yeah and then two Police People came and carted me away because i didnt have a permit [ laughter ] jimmy 19 , was that when you wrote jagged little pill . Or started yes yes. Jimmy started writing it yeah, started writing it at 19 jimmy is it true that no one no record labels were interested they didnt want to sign you not an uncommon thing for rejection. Jimmy yeah no, i guess not. To persevere. Jimmy how many songs did you have written at the time i had written ten initial ones just to kind of get my whistle wet, and then when we got the rejections i just i asked everyone to stop so that i could go back under my rock and keep writing jimmy yeah, cause its depressing, right . All that rejection you go, hey. Rejection is not inspiring. Although in some in some cases it is. Jimmy yeah anyway, i went back and wrote more, and then once i was writing all i really want, which was the last song on the record that i wrote with glen, we got a phone call to go meet maverick, guy oseary, madonnas label. Jimmy yeah and i said, im in my sweats im a mess. I cant go. And they said who cares get in the car and go. Jimmy good, go, this is an oppurtunity. So i met him in my sweatpants and we played jimmy and guy signed you yeah, guy you know guy jimmy i love guy oseary. And we played you oughta know, and perfect, and hand in my pocket and he was very excited. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I just want to remind everybody how giant this record was. It sold over 33 million copies worldwide. You can plug your ears if you want to. Im canadian. [ laughter ] jimmy 16 times platinum. Diamond. Won four grammys 12 weeks at number one three number one singles this is like a legendary record i loved it so much thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy its so great. It is one of my alltime favorites. [ applause ] thank you jimmy i love it. Thank you jimmy and now you turned it into a broadway musical. We turned it into a broadway musical. Yeah jimmy yeah takes a village, right yes jimmy how long have you been working on this eight years jimmy wow. Yeah, well cody wrote, and diane paulus is directing it yeah. Kitt doing theic ime alis morissette ph al story its a story about a family. But diablo cody said she pulled all the characters out of the songs. So in some ways i relate to a lot of the characters in a a direct way jimmy yeah it opens tomorrow . Tomorrow. Jimmy isnt that unbelievable i cant even believe it jimmy what a year youre gonna to have, by the way. Its so bannerish jimmy it really is a a bannerish year already yes jimmy you have this, jagged little pill is opening tomorrow so thats why youre im so excited youre here. I am so excited jimmy you have a new record coming out in may. Yes jimmy right . Yes jimmy or around then, we dont know yet 2020. Jimmy and then youre going on tour for the jagged little pills 25th anniversary tour. Yes yes. Jimmy with liz phair and garbage. Yes jimmy oh, my god i know. Jimmy come on. That is fantastic. Its so fun [ cheers and applause jimmy congrats on everything thank you jimmy break a leg on this play jagged little pill. I want everyone to go see this play right now its over at this is at the broadhurst theatre and in fact, just to help everyone go see this, alanis was very nice enough evneence is getting tickets to go see jagged little pill. [ cheers and applause Alanis Morissette, everybody jagged little pill opens tomorrow on broadway at the broadhurst theatre did i get it alanis is performing her new song for us, after the break stick around, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause you know when youre at ross and you realize its time stop stealing mine. Never. Holiday gifts everyones sure to love at 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. Shouldnt mean a change in standards. Thats why thanks to you were rated number one in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. And you realize you are the the hostess with the mostest. You know when youre at ross yes yeah thats yes for less. Entertain in style all season long. It feels even better when you find it for lessat ross. Yes for less. [ cheers and applause jimmy performing her new song, reasons i drink, from upcoming album, such pretty forks in the road, once again Alanis Morissette. [ cheers and applause these are the reasons i drink el even though i am not these are the reasons i overdo it i have been working since i can remember since i was Single Digits and now even though ive been busted i dont know wher to draw my lin cause that groove has gotten so deep and nothing can giv reprieve like they d nothing can give a break for this soldier like they do here we are i feel such rapture an my comfort is so stron oh oh oh one more hi it feels so helpful in m need for respite oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [ cheers and applause oh oh oh oh and here ar the reasons i eat the reasons i fee everything so deeply when im not medicated and so thats i i am buying a lamborghini to make u for these habits to survive thi sick industry and nothing can giv reprieve like they do ur like they do here we are i feel such rapture an my comfort is so stron oh oh oh oh one more si it feels so helpfu in my need for som long overdue respite oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and these are the reasons i dont even think i could quit and these are the reasons i cant even see straight and these are the one whom i know it so deeply affects and i am left wondering how i would function one more ri i feel such rapture an i go from one lilly pa to another to stay lit oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o oh oh oh o oh oh oh oh [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Come on thats how you do it right there. Alanis morissette [ cheers and applause reasons i drink is out now my thanks to senator Elizabeth Warren, Alanis Morissette, once again [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sam rockwell from the politician, actress lucy boynton music from les savy fav. Featuring the 8g band with steve gorman [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the newsfonews poll found he nwork have never had a good fox news poll whoever their pollster is, they