Now remembers telling a top ukrainian official that his country would not receive military aid unless ukraine issued a quote anticorruption statement. Okay, if thats something you just remembered, just think of all the small stuff youre forgetting somewhere, theres a 40yearold man still waiting to be picked up from soccer [ light laughter ] jimmy, i am so sorry. Im so sorry, bud. At a rally in kentucky last night, a group of supporters seated behind president trumps podium wore tshirts that read, read the transcript. Though i get the feeling they didnt bring them from home. I mean, look at this guy yes, the preferred way to wear a tshirt, stretched tight over a collared dress shirt that looks like when your boss comes to the Company Picnic straight from the office [ light laughter ] in a Statement Released this afternoon, White House Press secretary Stephanie Grisham claimed that the testimony released today shows there is quote, even less evidence for the impeachment inquiry. And if youre trying to be the most embarrassing excuse for a White House Press secretary, you might have to work a little harder thats the king right there. [ light laughter ] the trial of former trump adviser roger stone began in washington today stone is on trial for witness tampering, obstruction of justice, and im guessing i dont know, hot air balloon jacking . [ light laughter ] tying a pretty lady to the Railroad Tracks . [ light laughter ] impersonating a board game mascot [ light laughter ] donald trump [ applause ] yeah donald trump jr. Has released a new book today called triggered, how the left thrives on hate and wants to silence us, as opposed to its working title, dad, do you love me yet . In his new book, donald trump jr. Said that as a child he played video games with Michael Jackson. That guy always creeped me out, said Michael Jackson [ laughter and applause a man in wisconsin broke a Guinness World record over the weekend by playing pinball for over 32 hours. He beat the previous world record holder, aaa. [ light laughter ] you kids not play pinball anymore . Not pinball players . That joke tilted [ light laughter ] [ applause ] well send that joke back in time 30 years. A hair salon in london is offering a new Service Called the silent haircut for people who dont want to have a conversation with their hairdresser. Just make sure youre both on the same page first. [ light laughter ] and finally [ applause ] and finally, a city in canada recently passed a new law that will allow up to three people to share a grave site as part of an effort to be more environmentally friendly great news if your wife said you can have a threesome over her dead body. [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight she is a tony and Emmy Award Winning actress who you can see on her, for the girls, live on broadway tour kicking off this friday at the nederlander theater here in new york city. Kristin chenoweth is back everybody. Were so happy, so happy to have her. [ cheers and applause you can catch him in the Second Season of Tom Clancys Jack Ryan currently streaming on Amazon Prime Video. Michael kelly is joining us. Hes fantastic im so happy hes here [ cheers and applause and she is an activist, and host of lemonada medias podcast as me with me sinead, sinead burke is joining us. [ cheers and applause delighted to be talking with her as well. If you have any interest, my standup special, lobby baby, is now available to stream on netflix. It is a lot about my family, and theyre good people, and its a shame how many jokes i make at their expense. [ light laughter ] so, i was scrolling through instagram earlier today, and i saw this really interesting post about migrating tree frogs and im sorry, i could be wrong here, but i think i smell some smoke, and that can only mean one thing. Its time for ya burnt. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the burn zone everybody we got a lot of topics to sizzle through, but not a lot of time over heres the burner lets turn on the gas, and load her up smoke em if you got em first up, couples costumes couples costumes you know what they say, the couple that costumes together stays together because everyone else hates them, and if they broke up theyd be alone forever. Also, youre not allowed to fight if youre in a couples costume. Nobody wants to see olive oyl yelling at popeye because he was chatting up harley quinn [ light laughter ] look, people in couples costumes, we both know how this Halloween Party is gonna end shes gonna get drunk, youre going to Say Something stupid, and the next thing you know, youre youre just a lonely burt muttering to himself on the street [ light laughter ] couples costumes, boo, ya burnt podcasts everbodys got one youre like the hpv of media sideburn, hpv. Side burn seth seriously, podcasts, theres way too many of you. My podcast feed is more backed up than the oval Office Toilet [ light laughter ] how do you people have time to listen to all these . I have more important things to do, like watching all 3,000 episodes of the Great British baking show. [ light laughter ] also podcaster, just because you bought a microphone doesnt make you a detective. If the cops say he did it, maybe he did it. [ light laughter ] podcast, rate and review this, ya burnt the middle urinal, no one wants to use you [ light laughter ] look, if theres three urinals and the end two are taken, theres only one option. Go in your pants and if theyre all free, and you take to the middle one, why do you hate society youre no better than a guy who sits directly in front of someone in an empty movie theater. And hey, middle urinal, thanks, but if i wanted a strangers piss on both my shoes, id just ride the subway. Sideburn mta pee train now arriving. Seth the middle urinal, take your cake and get out of here. Ya burnt ceremonial first pitches why are we letting someone whos never played baseball before try their luck in front of everyone . Its like going to a gymnastics meet, and finding out Paul Giamattis gonna kick things off on the uneven bars. [ light laughter ] hes actually in really good shape. He goes to my gym. Seth ceremonial first pitches. The only thing youre good for is proving barack obama buys his jeans at ann taylors loft [ laughter ] ceremonial first pitches, strike three, ya burnt face tattoos hey face tattoos, do you represent china, because you are a giant red flag [ light laughter ] i know im not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but at least books have the sense to put the words on the inside. [ light laughter ] seriously, people with face tattoos, are you getting new tattoos or are the ones on the rest your body just trying desperately to get away from you. Heres something i bet you hear a lot when you have a face tattoo thats the guy officer. [ light laughter ] hey face tattoos, just like your job prospects, ya burnt. Kyle kyle martirez mcintosh is our associate producer and writers assistance who is an indispensable part of our show he recently had to have his appendix taken out, and while hes resting at home were all completely screwed without him in fact, were pretty sure thats not how he spells his name, but hes the one who usually checks that stuff so we have no way of finding out [ light laughter ] i wish you a speedy recovery my friend, and thats why kyle, you are this weeks unburnable [ cheers and applause ascend to safety buddy, and feel better soon because we are begging you to come back fun size candy bars, small candy isnt fun. You know whats fun for kids a big ass candy bar. [ light laughter ] you know what, i got a lot more to say about candy which means its time for our speed round, the blaze halloween candy edition. Skittles, if you really want to taste the rainbow, try molly ya blazed. Jolly rancher. 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Yes yes only at jared [ turn around, look at me there is someone walking behind you turn around look at me there is someone look at me [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, and give it up for the 8g band right over there, everybody [ cheers and applause also back in with us tonight, he is the longtime drummer for shakira, who is fresh off a summer tour with Perry Farrell be sure to follow him on instagram, brendan buckley, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, brendan. Our first guest tonight is an emmy and tony Award Winning actress you know from shows such as pushing daisies, trial and error, and the broadway production of wicked. You can see her next, starting this friday in her concert engagement for the girls, live on broadway. Please welcome back to the show our friend kristin chenoweth, everyone [ cheers and applause seth how are you im so good im glad to see you again. Seth im glad to see you, too. And i love what youre dressed like i feel like, daylight savings, everything feels a little darker [ light laughter ] and i feel like you just gave us i just felt like you sprung ahead for us. Im trying. And, you know, my dad will say, you forgot your pants. Seth oh, he will yeah yes [ laughter ] seth i know one of the things about, weve talked about it in the past, you have your instrument is your voice. Yeah. Seth you have to take it very seriously it is sort of cold and flu season you are a sanitizer. You are a great believer in hand sanitizing yes seth yeah. Yes, i have a whole well i i i have a whole routine. I should finish my sentence when i speak. [ light laughter ] i have a routine when i get on a plane. And it involves i had them bring it out, because seth okay. Its very important it doesnt matter the brand. Seth okay. But when i get the on plane do you wanna see what goes down . Seth i would like to see so, perhaps theres a stranger here. Seth yeah. It doesnt matter about them. Seth okay. [ laughter ] yeah or maybe i just seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] if they have a eye shade on, definitely yeah. Exactly. Seth yeah. And then i do this whole area seth gotcha. Uhhuh and maybe you seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and now, this im assuming they dont let you board an hour early, so everyone sees this, yes . Yes in fact, the last gig i had, i was doing a target center big event, and beck you know beck . Seth yeah, yeah. Hes playing, and the guy next to me, and i was like, sorry. And i put on my mask i also have a neck brace that all these things say, stay away. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and the guy next to me goes, wow, youre really prepared. I was like, yeah, im not going to be talking during the flight. You know what i mean [ laughter ] so we get to the rehearsal im like, oh, can i meet beck i just want to meet beck. You know and you guys are feeling my pain right now. So they go, beck, she wants to meet you. I walk in the dressing room. And heres his drummer, the guy that i sprayed [ laughter ] what [ applause ] seth you this is a serious thing. I know last time you were here we talked about vocal rest is this yes is this a show once the show starts will you go into vocal rest during the day before a Night Performance . Yeah. Ill just be mime, sign language, mute seth gotcha. I have a board that i write on seth you do . Yes, and my parents are coming from oklahoma and theyre staying with me the entire run [ laughter ] really . Yes how long is the entire run . Its eight performances its two weekends. What are yall can you guys scoot over, and ill just maybe seth no. [ laughter ] weve heard some things about you from becks drummer, and were not comfortable. [ laughter ] [ shushing ] just like somebody whos spraying and then writing on a dry erase board. Im so sorry i know, its so weird [ laughter ] i do ill do a lot of sign language seth so this is these songs this is an idea youve had for a long time to do this collection of songs. Yeah. You know what i did, is i keep writing just like yall. You know, i keep writing down songs i want to sing and i didnt it was a year and a half pregnancy with this with this album. I just thought it would never get born and i kept changing the titles and what i wanted to sing. And this concert this live concert gives me an opportunity to not just do the songs that are on the record, and tip my hat to peggy lee, Dinah Washington, because my grandpa listened to Dinah Washington and my mom loved the tapestry record she wore carole king out but also just, you know, to do some of the songs that didnt make the cut seth uhhuh. Which is which is cool seth oh thats really great. Yeah, to give them a second life yeah, like Karen Carpenter didnt make it can you believe theres a world where, you know, one of the best pop voices on and i didnt get her on there, but im going to do her live seth you did have a lot of people that you collaborated with, and got to sing duets with ariana ariana. Seth Jennifer Hudson reba yeah. Seth dolly parton. I know. Seth how was the dolly parton experience . I cant believe they all said yes. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, its a very impressive list i know. I wanted to do a trio with jhud and rebs because i took a note from dolly many years ago. Remember when she did linda ronstadt, emmylou harris, and her did two records. Seth yes, of course. Very successful, but theyre all very different voices, right . And i wanted to do, im a woman. But i wanted to take it back to the original source, which is peggy lee. But i wanted jhud to sing her face off, and i wanted reba to sing her face off. So three very different voices doing that song, and they said yes. I mean, my Hair Extensions fell out of my head when they. [ laughter ] i still cant believe it seth your pants went on. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yes i wore my pants. [ laughter ] so, yeah so, then i asked my queen, dolly. And i said, i have an idea that we might sing here you come again she goes, well, if im going to sing with her, i want to do one that i wrote. And she gives me us, i will always love you. And i thought, no way. Seth yeah. Again, whatever was left on my head more pants came on. [ laughter ] and then, you know ariana singing, lesley gores, you dont know me with me god, ive known her since she was 10 seth yeah, so this is amazing. Explain tell the story of how you met Ariana Grande when she was 10 years old so her grandma, her nona, brought her backstage to say hello during wicked. And she said, this is my granddaughter ari, and she also likes to sing. And i said, oh. Thats so sweet. [ laughter ] seth of course, as you would. I mean, she was like 10 and she goes, sing something for her, ariana. Sing. And ariana sang a little something. And i was like, holy crap, shes really good. Seth yeah. So i had these little wands i gave her a wand. And i said, just remember to follow your passion. Do what you love. And we stayed close, and skip to shes the biggest star on the planet seth yeah. Have you checked in with the other people you gave those wands to [ laughter ] i mean there could be no, but thats a good seth yeah. Next time im back, im going to have that information seth yeah, please. Or at the very least, bring a wand [ laughter ] what does a brother have to do to get a wand . I brought my wand seth there you go. And then, you met you were young when you met reba, right i was okay, i was 19 i was working at opryland usa, back when this was a real live, band musician, not a hotel. Seth yeah. But a fullon amusement park. And they said, kristy i was doing eight shows a day. I had a show called way out west. Seth eight shows a day yeah. Eight shows a day. Seth half hour shows 45 minutes. Seth 45. Oh, my goodness. I was 19. Seth yeah. I didnt even know. I was like, next show. I was so young seth of course, yeah so they said, do you want to meet reba . Were honoring her tonight. And she was just hitting it. And i said, well, yes. They said, well you have to wear this little costume, pillbox girl, and offer candy. But you will get to meet her. So i thought, okay now, you can probably see ive never been one to search for words, but it came the moment where there was reba, there was kristin. And the guy goes, kristin im going to bring you up to meet reba. And i got real shy i said, no, no, no. I dont want to bother her no, no, no. And there i was with the pillbox and the candy. And there she was. She goes, well, hi there, hi. And i go, dippin dots . [ laughter ] really seth yeah. That was not the moment i wanted to have seth no, i mean, dont take this the wrong way, but it seems like you were the opposite of as impressive as Ariana Grande was. [ laughter ] exactly dippin dots seth yeah, you needed arianas grandmother with you to be like, sing something. I need a nona seth you needed a nona thats right. Seth yeah. Never go solo without your nona. Hear that ariana . So true. Seth what did you call your grandmother . Grandma chenny. Seth gosh, grandma chenny. Chenoweth chenny seth okay, okay, yeah. Yeah, were not brain scientists but [ laughter ] seth i called mine doctor no [ laughter ] and then you have a christmas film coming up yes, i have i did christmas, since february, i did two holiday movies one for netflix, which is a little naughty and one for hallmark, which is nice [ laughter ] seth thats very you wanna absolutely like hedge your bets on where you end up on santas list its so true. Seth and then for pbs, youve already recorded your concert with the mormon tabernacle choir tabernacle choir, yeah. So that will be on in december, and theres a dvd, too seth thats great. That people can watch and you know, its cool to get up there, and make great music with great musicians, and just nice people even though we dont always believe the same, or seth of course but i think music brings people together universal seth where did you record it salt lake, baby seth oh really so you went to salt lake i had to have i embarrassingly enough i talk about injury and stuff i had to have an oxygen tank off stage. I would be like i cant breathe. [ laughter ] you know, its seth the altitude. The altitude is oh my god. Yes no one i forgot i could not breathe, so id go off between. [ breathes heavily ] im sure the mormons thought i was a real find. [ laughter ] seth yeah, they were like, shes got a gas addiction. [ laughter ] thats what we hear about these people that spend time in new york yeah you know how it is. Seth hey, its always such a pleasure to see you. Thanks. Seth thank you so much for being here thank you for letting me come without my pants kristin chenoweth, everybody. [ cheers and applause for the girls is on broadway at the nederlander theatre from november 8th through november 17th. And a Christmas Love story premieres on the Hallmark Channel on december 7th. Well be right back with Michael Kelly. [ cheers and applause im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. Hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. Whos the dummy now . Whoof whoof so get allstate where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. Sorry hes a baby olays new retinol24 faced the competition and rose above. Olays retinol24 complex hydrates better than the 1 retinol. 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Cosentyx treats more than just the joint pain of Psoriatic Arthritis. It even helps stop further joint damage. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms. If your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. I got real relief. I got clearer skin and feel better. Now, watch me. Get real relief with cosentyx. [ cheers and applause seth you know our next guest from his emmynominated work on house of cards. He stars in the Second Season of Tom Clancys Jack Ryan, which is now available on Amazon Prime Video. Lets take a look. I get why you like being an analyst. It works for you you have all your puzzle pieces. You put them together, and you write your report, and you dont need anyone else to do any of it what the hell is that im sending you back to d. C mike. Take a look im close thats the problem, okay . Youre too close youre too close to all this youve done some great work. You let us take it from here please dont do this. Your flight leaves this afternoon. Seth please welcome to the show Michael Kelly everyone. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show thank you, thank you, thank you. Seth im so happy to have you here this must be nice. This is the Second Season of jack ryan. Yeah. Seth so, you get to come into a show thats already a well oiled machine were you familiar with the show . Were you familiar with the jack ryan films . Well yeah, of course. Seth yeah. You know, im a 50 year old guy so [ laughter ] most of us, we grew up with that, and i loved it but they sent me the First Episode of season one, and i was just like, wow. And i read the script, and we talked about the character, did a face time and, you know, i had met john before so i was just like oh, man. Im in. Like, yeah [ laughter ] seth it must be so nice. John is a wonderful guy. Yeah. Seth a fantastic actor the first time you met john and his wife emily, not as great for you. [ laughter ] you had had a bit of a mishap. Bit of a mishap [ laughter ] i it was we were doing the adjustment bureau. Seth uhhuh. And it was a kickoff party, and i was sitting at home, and i was all nervous. You know, you get nervous, insecure actors, and i was just like, i dont know. Im not going to know anybody, and i need a hair cut. I look like hell. [ light laughter ] i had a little more than i have now. [ laughter ] so, i was like, im just going to trim it myself. And i had these [ laughter ] exactly. Exactly. I had these clippers, and i was going up the back, and i just the piece fell off and it was, clink. [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, my god. Karyn, karyn. I call my wife in there, and shes like i was like, i cant go. And shes, like youre going. Youre going to the party. I was like, all right im going to wear a hat. Shes like, youre not wearing a hat. Just be yourself tell them what happened. Its funny who cares . [ laughter ] and i was like, all right really funny. So [ laughter ] i went, you know, i met matt damon he was lovely. We chatted for a while, and then im just sort of standing there, and i looked over, and i see emily and john playing darts and i was like, ah, theres my people. [ light laughter ] seth right they have beers and so, i go over there, and i was like, hey guys, do you mind if i join in on darts . And theyre like, no, man of course, come on, play with us. And theyre like, here, you can go first. And i threw the darts, and as soon as i threw that last dart i was like, i got to go get the darts. [ laughter ] seth yeah. [ laughter ] i forgot about that, yeah. I forgot about that seth and you, like just backed up. Youre, like hey, hey. [ laughter ] did you see that shot . [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth but, obviously you made an impression. Yeah. Seth you made an impression. Yeah. We had a good laugh, and we hit it off, and that was, you know, why when they reached out i had just spent a half an hour with those guys, but i just knew that i loved john, and he is everything that you know, you know him seth yeah. Hes amazing. Seth theyre a great family, and it seemed like a lot of fun to do a show like that, where you can travel, and go to cool places it just what a jackpot. I mean, it really was i mean, to do all that action. Like, you see me in a suit there, but the action. Seth you got to do other stuff, yeah. I mean, its so cool. [ laughter ] flying in black hawks, and running, and shooting guns its like being a kid. Seth yeah. You know, really. Seth you are a new yorker. You live here. Yeah. Seth and you do something, maybe that some would say are more dangerous than black hawks. You ride a bike in new york city. Yeah i do [ laughter ] good point seth and youve been doing this for a long time yeah. Seth and i will say, i mean this seriously, it is its Getting Better, right . Bike lanes. Seth like, biking in the city is Getting Better i mean, its still dangerous, and you need to be very aware. Yeah. Seth but you do love to bike in the city. I do. I ride everyday. I live way Lower East Side down on the water, and you know, its ten minutes walk to the train. So i just ride by bike everywhere most months of the year and yeah, its crazy, and i was a bike messenger in my early days seth did you ever get hit on your bike . Yes seth yeah, okay. Yes [ light laughter ] seth in your bike messenger days yeah, yeah. In my messenger days, definitely i remember one well, one really bad when i split this in half seth uhhuh. You can see the scar there. Um, but one that i my most vivid one is going down broadway, making a left on the houston. Its like 10 00 at night you know, theres like the one lane, two lane, three lanes, and then that turning lane seth yeah. It was yellow, but i was in the right. It turned yellow as i was going under it seth yeah. And im looking to my left, and i see, you know, stop car, stop car, stop car, empty lane and as i make that left, i just see a car come zooming through, and he just ran the red light. I kind of turned i hit it, and then i hit the windshield, flew over it flat on my back in the middle of the intersection at broadway and houston. And i just, you know, was dazed, and as i come to i look up, and theres this giant goth kid standing over me like, dude [ laughter ] are you okay . And i was like, i think so. You know, youre checking yourself. Seth yeah. Am i alive . Is this heaven seth right did you have a moment where youre like, oh my god. Is god goth . [ laughter ] is god a goth kid . [ applause ] and youre like, whats heaven like . And theyre like, its fine. Youre going to dig it its so cool youre going to dig it. Seth youre going to dig it, or not, i dont care [ laughter ] welcome to heaven. [ laughter ] you part of the doing the show, obviously you are cia. Yes seth in the show, and you got to go to the real deal how was your visit to the cia . That was incredible you know, you get to do a lot of cool things as an actor. What we do for a living, we do a lot of neat things, but to go there as many times as youve seen it on television, as many times as youve seen the emblem in a movie, when you walk up to that building youre just like, wow. Seth yeah. And you put when i put my foot on that stair to go into the building, and i was just like, oh my god. Think of all the people who walked up these stairs you know, and then when you stand in front of that emblem youre just like, wow. Seth and did you get to did you sort of get to engage with some of them . Yeah. Seth and talk to them about the department yeah. I did a i mean, it was a full day thing. It was all day long, and i got to ask all these questions, and many of which, i obviously cant repeat the answers to. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and it was like that all day. Like you know, youre asking questions and theyd be, like yeah, and then and im like, yeah, but then what happened . I cant answer that question. [ laughter ] seth most of the stories in the cia, theyre like Great Stories with no endings. Exactly youre, like but but yeah seth yeah. You have another role coming up. You are i think its cbs, right . Is going to do yeah, they havent i dont know if they have determined if it will be showtime or cbs cbs all access seth okay, gotcha, but its james comey. Its basically an adaptation of james comeys story, and youre playing andrew mccabe. Yes seth and let me just say, i am a big fan of you as an actor, and i believe you could play any part. Actors are chameleons. You could play anything. I will say, this one is right down main street [ laughter ] i mean, give me a break. [ laughter ] i mean, that was [ applause ] it is seth thats like, just call michael and be done with it. As long as he hasnt shaved a hole in the back of his head [ laughter ] were good to go. Seth hes our andrew mccabe. Yeah. Seth best of luck of that. Thank you seth congrats on the show. So lovely to see you thank you so much. Thank you its really a pleasure [ cheers and applause seth Michael Kelly, everybody. Second season of Tom Clancys Jack Ryan is streaming now on Amazon Prime Video well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause man 1 vo proof of less joint pain woman 1 oc this is my body of proof. And clearer skin. Man 2 vo proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis. Woman 2 vo . With humira. Woman 3 vo humira targets and blocks a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. 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Ive always been deeply ambitious, and since i was 18 yearsold ive kept this notebook of things that ive dreamed of doing and on that list, was being on the cover of the September Issue of british vogue. Seth uhhuh. And at the met gala, and many people kind of raise their eyebrow curiously and went, ooh. And then, it happened. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And i went with gucci, who were the sponsors of that event. And because it was themed as camp, but its the most surreal experience of my entire life, and i think of most peoples seth yeah, no. You cant wrap your head around theres no place on earth that you see more famous people also and theyre dressed up more than youve ever seen them. And they all know each other. Seth they all know each other. Or pretend to seth they pretend to [ laughter ] yeah, you looked wonderful, by the way. What a dress, right seth it was a beautiful dress, yes [ cheers and applause and lest anyone here think you didnt complete your list, you then also were on the cover of the September Issue of british vogue. [ cheers and applause not bad. Not bad particularly because this was shot by peter lindbergh, who has since passed and what an incredible thing to have for myself and family. And yeah, it was curated by her royal highness, the duchess of sussex seth pretty good i mean, shes well known. Seth yeah, shes very well known. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and now, tell me, when this happens, are you someone who just waits for it to come to the house, or do you go to the newsstand . What was the when the day this was available to the public i was in paris learning french, but my siblings seth that what happens, youre on the cover of vogue, theyre like, you need to learn french. [ laughter ] its kind of a prerequisite seth yeah. [ laughter ] so, when your time comes, ill be there for you. Seth oh, thank you very much [ laughter ] ill give you a couple of phrases just to get you started. Seth thank you do you think its going to be soon cause i am dying to be on the cover of vogue. [ laughter ] you know anna right seth yeah. She knows people in there seth all right, all right. [ laughter ] im going to go to work on it then no, but my siblings were so amazing as were my family. They went into all of the local shops in ireland, and just decorated all of the newsstands with my face [ laughter ] and it sold out. So, i think its solely responsible of my brothers and sisters, that it was a sell out issue. Seth thats it vogue are really welcome. [ laughter ] seth thats excellent [ laughter ] it was a Family Affair how many siblings do you have . Im the eldest of five. Seth eldest of five. I have Three Sisters and one brother. Seth and i know you know, one of the things youve talked about is, obviously you have this passion for fashion, and didnt mean for that to happen [ laughter ] no judgement. Seth and then, but you know, having sisters and you go out to shop yeah. Seth and obviously there were clothes that were unavailable to you that were available for them was that difficult and was that one of the things that made you so aspirational to the idea of trying to have that representation i always understood the power of fashion its the one industry that we each legally have to interact with because, if you and i leave here today and dont eat, or dont pray, or dont play sports, well be fine, but if we leave here naked seth yeah, right [ laughter ] the nypd would be involved. Youre going to be in the back of a cop car. Right really quickly seth exactly, yeah and yet, it was something that i couldnt access because i was never considered within the system and i remember viscerally going shopping with my siblings, particularly, my sisters, and picking up a pair of high heels and saying, i want to wear these. And my sisters were younger than me, having to break the news and say, those are not for you. But i understood that if fashion took a step forward, particularly around disability and activism that every industry would follow because it shapes politics, legislation. It shapes culture. It shapes sport. Theres no other industry that tangibly connects everything together so, i started a blog ten years ago, because i would sit around the dining room table every evening, and tell my siblings and parents, what do you think adidas are going to do . And my parents would cautiously say, what about . And id say, oh good. So, heres the thing, right . [ laughter ] so, they have the created the stan smith shoe, sneaker, or trainer, runner in ireland, and yet, phoebe philo at every celine presentation takes her bow in those shoes, but shes just left celine and nike has taken Collin Kaepernick as an ambassador, and sales went down 3 initially, but then up 21 . So, how are adidas going to compete . Of course, theyre going to create a vegan stan smith with settla mccartney [ laughter ] and my parents would kindly say, thats lovely. [ laughter ] is there anybody else you can talk to about this [ laughter ] and there wasnt so, i found the internet seth oh, there you go. Yeah. Seth the internets a really good place to find people who want to hear what you have to say. Kind of seth yeah. Are your sisters jealous at all now that you have, obviously you have access to a very high level of fashion now yeah. Seth that is tailored distinctly for you how are they taking it well, therere still a mantra in my house thats first up, best dressed. Seth oh, okay. So, it doesnt matter that theyre not little people, but average height, like you seth uhhuh. They will just wear this custom gucci tuxedo. Seth really . With threequarter length sleeves. Seth oh, my goodness [ laughter ] theyre that desperate for the label, that they will just put it on anyway i take it as a compliment seth yeah, as you should i think so. Seth yeah but, im not sure these trousers as shorts is a look seth yeah. [ laughter ] but, i admire their enthusiasm seth i admire their enthusiasm as well you did some work. What was the museum in scotland that you did some work with . Its the National Museums of scotland seth okay. And they did this incredible exhibition about diversity and fashion, and they asked if they could borrow my clothes, which is such a treat. And i said, great how are we going to display them . And they said, were going to hang them from the ceiling. And i said, oh, how is Everything Else being displayed . And they said, oh, well, theres mannequins. And i boldly asked the question, well, how do we get a mannequin made . Which, you should never ask that question unless you are prepared for the solution seth right and the solution was me going to get my body cast. Seth oh wow. Physically. Seth physically how long does it take to get a full body cast so, it takes the legs and the hips about four hours of just standing there, and then you do the torso and the arms and then you see your physical selffor, at least, for me and somebody who looks, like me, for the first time in 3d and particularly you see the back of yourself seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i, trying to be kind, asked the people who cast me, it obviously, like the camera puts on ten pounds. [ laughter ] and they were, like no, thats what you look like. [ laughter ] seth there you go. Well so, now it exists seth there you go. So, theres a mannequin in the national museum. And its now available to retailers. So, its like creating that change within that system. Seth thats fantastic. That it can now be on display in stores. [ cheers and applause seth how you mentioned your parents i believe your parents are here tonight. My parents are here tonight theyre very excited seth and how do they feel about everything that youve accomplished in just recent years . I think theyre proud, but also very concerned that i dont have a pension or a mortgage seth okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah so, i think they are looking forward to an era of when i have a real job seth yeah. Well, i think were all really enjoying this era right now. So, maybe we can all well, well see seth well all chip in, and find a place for you to stay [ laughter ] yeah. Exactly, thank you so much seth hey, thank you so much for being here it just a delight to talk to you. Thats sinead burke, everybody new episodes of as me with sinead are available thursdays on lemonada media and itunes well be right back. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to kristin chenoweth, Michael Kelly, sinead burke everybody. [ cheers and applause brendan bukckley, and of course the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lily singh, from the new movie doctor sleep, ive got Ewan Mcgregor and Rebecca Ferguson [ cheers and applause thank you so much for having us its really a pleasure to be here thank you. Lilly oh wait. No, no, no i see whats happening here. You guys are trying to doctor sleep me. [ laughter ] i dont even know what s