Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Scarlett Johansson mayor Pete Buttigieg musical guest jim james, teddy abrams, the members of the louisville orchestra, and the legendary roots crew questlove 1140 jiy fallonand now, here he is, [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Oh thank you very much everybody. Thank you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Rs a a show. Applause at show we have for you. Scarlett johansson is here [ cheers and applause we also have mayor Pete Buttigieg here. Steve yes [ cheers and applause jimmy it wasnt easy getting mayor pete here. First we had to work around his Crazy Campaign schedule, and then we needed his pents to sign the permission slip [ light laughter ] steve really jimmy but this is big. According to a new poll out today, mayor pete is surging in iowa [ cheers and applause he just passed Bernie Sanders, is now right behind joe biden and Elizabeth Warren and the thing that sets him apart from those three is that he actually knows how to find that poll on a smartphone. [ laughter and applause actually, mayor pete actually has something a lot of the other candidates dont, his original teeth steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy and thats no, no, hes really caught on in iowa. And mostly because voters think hes the only candidate young enough to find his way out of a corn maze. [ laughter ] and i think its amazing actually, i saw mayor pete backstage, and i said, oh, its nice to see you. And hes like, you got to speak up i stood by bernie sas at the last debate. My ears are shot. [ light laughter ] am i in a corn maze right now where am i . [ light laughter ] youre in the produce section of a Grocery Store [ laughter ] everyones talking about this. It just came out that mitt romney has been using a a secret twitter account where he supported himself, and criticized President Trump and goes by the name, this is real, Pierre Dilecto [ laughter ] what wow. Pierre dilecto sounds like an evil chef at au bon pain. You know [ laughter ] romneys been running the account since 2011, yep. Pierre dilecto is 8 years old and loves twitter, hes just like the president [ laughter ] mitt romney has a secret twitter account under the name Pierre Dilecto tariq im sorry. Pierre dilecto jimmy yeah, thats right Pierre Dilecto tariq wow, cool name jimmy yeah, its so mysterious its like a spy or a detective tariq yeah, like an International Man of mystery or someone who should have their own theme song jimmy right . Whod have thunk mitt romney. Tariq totally. Be like whos on twitte in disguis getting up i those replies jimmy dilecto. [ laughter and applause got five kids ones name tag thinks the president s a drag jimmy Pierre Dilecto [ laughter ] tariq you know, even though Pierre Dilectos real name is mitt romney, dilecto is the name he together selecto ooh double disguise thats muy dilecto jimmy Pierre Dilecto [ cheers and applause this isnt good. The fda Just Announced that over 95 of baby food they tested had traces of metal in it [ audience oohs but on the bright side, your mom wasnt lying when she said, here comes the airplane. [ laughter ] choochoo. Steve iron jimmy too hard too hard its metal listen to this, the vatican Just Announced that theyre selling a new bluetooth enabled rosary that will let users track their prayers. [ laughter ] its just like a fitbit, except you feel way more guilty for missing your goal. [ laughter ] some business news, airbnb is renting out a reallife Barbie Dream House in malibu. Thats how you know the economys in trouble barbies got like 400 jobs, and she still has to rent out her place on airbnb. [ laughter ] some sports news, earlier tonight the new york jets played the new England Patriots whoo jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] this is interesting. To make things fair, tom brady played the entire game with his helmet on backwards. [ laughter ] to make it fair. Steve just to be fair. Jimmy he wanted to make it fair [ applause ] im not sure about this. The worlds longest flight, a 19hour flight from new york to sydney just landed in australia. I believe we have footage of someone who just got off the plane. [ groaning ] [ laughter ] jimmy looked like nicolas cage [ applause ] listen to this, some people in sweden are implanting microchips in their hand to use as a credit card although its kind of rough when your card gets rejected, and the cashier cuts up your hand [ laughter ] finally, a man in illinois was arrested for giving Police Officers a fake name he almost got away with the crime, but he forgot one tiny detail a mattoon man is in the Coles County Jail after he gave officers a fake name even though he has his real name tattooed right on his neck [ laughter ] jimmy i cant believe a guy with his own name tattooed to his neck would make a bad decision you know [ light laughter ] and this is the craziest part, his name, Pierre Dilecto [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. The one and only Scarlett Johansson is here steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy we love scarlett also, mayor Pete Buttigieg is here [ cheers and applause and we got great, great, great music tonight from jim james, teddy abrams and members of the louisville orchestra [ cheers and applause yeah guys, we love jim james. Guys, you know how they say a pictures worth a thousand words . Well, its also worth one meme ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. Here we go [ cheers and applause this week in meme this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, take a look at this photo of President Trump. [ light laughter ] his meme is called, when you at karaoke trying to hit that high note in bohemian rhapsody. [ laughter ] [ applause ] for me for me we cant clear it. [ laughter ] its like, you got to change the tune questlove i know i feel a little silhouette of a man jimmy you got to change the whole thing. We cant clear it. Next is a photo of mike pence and steve mnuchin. Their meme says, when your boy spoils hustlers even though he knows you havent seen it yet. [ applause ] steve why . Jimmy next is a photo of Bernie Sanders and joe biden this meme is called, when your friend tells you not to look, but John Travolta just walked into the bar. Just be cool, dude next is a photo of Vladimir Putin [ laughter ] this meme says, when youre the first one ready for the group photo. [ laughter ] come on everybody, get in come on. What are we waiting for . Everyone, get in hurry up. [ light laughter ] next is a photo of queen elizabeth. That meme says, when youve been at the club for four hours, and nobody has complimented your new outfit. [ cheers and applause next is another photo of trump his meme says, when you getting sensual with the automatic hand dryer at the i95 rest stop. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ imitating hand dryer ] perfect. Perfect. [ light laughter ] next is a photo of the Houston Astros after their playoff game their meme says, when uber eats says your pad thai was going to take an hour, but it get there is in 15 minutes. Like, oh [ applause ] [ air horn ] steve pad thai [ light laughter ] jimmy next is a photo of a a swan this meme is called, when you about to steal your neighbors amazon package, but spot their nest cam. [ laughter and applause steve im dropping off change jimmy and finally heres kim jongun. This is a real photo [ laughter ] his meme says, when you blindly follow your gps, and end up in winterfell. [ cheers and applause that was this week in memes. Well be right back with more tonight show. Come on back [ cheers and applause dramatic orchestra performance comes in lots of flavors. Theres the ampedup, overtuned, feedingfrenzyof sheetmetalkind. And then theres performance that just leaves you feeling better as a result. Thats the kind lincolns about. Happy halloween. 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Were the rivera family. Were the kirby family, and we are usaa members for life. Get your Auto Insurance quote today. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. It is time to play a game of deception called true confessions. [ cheers and applause jimmy my first opponent tonight stars in the new movie jojo rabbit. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson [ cheers and applause my god are you okay wow. You could have been coming in hot i think i just busted my kneecap right then jimmy you came in flying in hot there. That was extreme. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Full on through god. Jimmy scarlett like severed a nerve. [ laughter ] jimmy scarlett and i will be facing off against the mayor of south bend, indiana, and a democratic candidate for president of the United States give it up for mayor Pete Buttigieg [ cheers and applause much smoother. He calmed his down he can yours was way, way more gentle jimmy he controlled he controlled his speed a little bit. I got to watch her. Jimmy yeah yup jimmy now, heres how this works. Its like a reverse interview. Were going to take turns reading a fact about ourselves might be true. It might be a lie. The other players get to ask you questions, and then they have to come to a unanimous decision, truth or lie scarlett, youll go first. Mayor pete, which envelope should she open . One or two i didnt follow any of those directions at all. [ laughter ] im going to wing it ill say number two number two. Mmhm i should open this . Jimmy yup, then you read it im going to read it, too jimmy and then we get to grill you until we come up with unanimous decision oh, i got stung by a jellyfish on my face whileswi italy. Jimmy your face . What year was this this was 2009 which coast i was off the coast of sicily what kind of swimming stroke um. [ laughter ] i was swimming i was just doing i was doing that jimmy breaststroke yeah, the breaststroke. What color was the jellyfish . What color was it yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy answer him what color was the jellyfish [ laughter ] where did it sting you, exactly . It was clear. I got stung on my face jimmy all right, can i ask i got stung right here. Jimmy all right. Right here. Jimmy can i ask a question you know what youre supposed to do when a jellyfish stings you . What . [ laughter ] jimmy you know what youre supposed to do when a jellyfish stings you you know that . Did you follow protocol . [ laughter ] you want to know whether somebody [ bleep ] on my face . Jimmy no, i did not no. [ laughter ] no, i said go to the doctor. Go to the doctor is what i meant. What are you talking about is that where your mind went i did not go i did not go to a doctor. No jimmy you did not . No. Jimmy youre just stubborn did it swell up . Is that what youre supposed to do . Go to a doctor jimmy thats correct when you get a jellyfish sting . Jimmy that is absolutely okay, yeah. Fine jimmy first thing youre supposed to do all right jimmy in italy, an italian doctor all right. Were out of te. Did she get stung by a a jellyfish in the face while swimming i feel like shes fun. Shes also a really good actor [ laughter ] im skeptic on this if it got her on the face jimmy mmhmm then she would have seen it you guys she ought to know what color it is. Jimmy thats true. Thats true. Well, spit it out no, actually i believe her. Jimmy yeah, i think it yeah we think it did happen it happened [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, here we go where where was it . Well, how did you react . Like what . How did i react . Jimmy yeah i i was like, aaagh. And then i just had this enormous i mean it looked it was, like goonies bad jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] goonies bad. All right. Good, im glad we got this all right. It is my turn. Here we go which envelope should i open, scarlett umm jimmy one or two two or one number one. Number one i should have probably no, no. Youre good. Well, you asked me, right right . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah were so polite were democrats. Okay [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i once gave the heimlich maneuver to Jerry Seinfeld at a wine tasting. [ laughter ] what was he choking on . Jimmy i think it was meat. A meat of some sort. Like a salami. Hmm uhhuh. What city was this in jimmy this was in the hamptons were you at a party jimmy no, it was a wine it was like a vineyard thing i went with his wife which vineyard . Jimmy and my wife which vineyard was it jimmy wolffer. Who jimmy i think it was called wolffer or something yeah, yeah. You think so jimmy yeah huh [ laughter ] wolffer vandelay no jimmy no, it wasnt vandelay industries. It was wolffer [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy wolffer estate, they had a wine event thing who else was at this jimmy his wife jessica and my wife nancy. We had to go for like a it was like a Charity Event what was the charity . Yeah, what was the charity . Jimmy jessicas charity. Baby buggies or something. [ laughter ] you gave him the full heimlich maneuver . Jimmy i did, because i didnt know what to do where did you learn the heimlich jimmy posters. [ laughter ] im not sure. This is this seems a little fishy to me. Yeah. They were at they were both at i feel like this whole thing it was an event but then they were they seemed like theyre were just going to take out of all the people who could have taken the initiative yeah, it was you . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thats thats the hole in my story then, yes. I saved Jerry Seinfelds life. I dont think so. No. I dont believe this. Im saying no. Im with you. Its a lie jimmy it is a lie. [ cheers and applause i had too many holes in the story. I thought, what if i did jerry would kill me if i touched him ever all right. Here we go mayor pete, now its your turn i will choose the envelope is it one or two you were kind of quick to grab number two so im going to go with number one. Oh, all right on the campaign trail, i once ate an ice cream sundae made entirely out of pork [ light laughter ] jimmy is this so when was this how recently it was years ago campaigning in Indiana County fair. Jimmy county fair. They always make you do those corndogs and all that stuff. Yeah how many bites did you take i ate about half of it. It was actually pretty good. You ate half of it . Jimmy you ate of the oh, wait. That sounds fishy to begin with jimmy what did look like described what it looked like. So, you know those like dairy queen parfaits that they make jimmy sure ive gotten one you know like so instead of the fudge, its Barbecue Sauce and instead of the ice cream, its mashed potatoes. And then instead of peanuts, pork that sounds pretty good [ laughter ] that sounds pretty good what did you wash it down with root beer huh jimmy and were there like photographers around making you take no, there was no jimmy you just had the goodness theres no photographic record jimmy you did this a thing jimmy out of the goodness of your heart as a good thing thats a real well, campaigning you want to eat the local you want to impress the locals jimmy this is a local thing . Yeah, where were you again . You were at where jimmy yeah La Porte County, indiana. La pork La Porte CountyLa Porte County [ laughter ] jimmy la pork county yeah who was with you who could have stopped this . [ laughter ] La Porte County lions club, maybe . Democrats . [ laughter ] jimmy the lions club was there . All right. Probable. You washed it down with a a root beer . Is that your favorite soda no. Huh jimmy oh, really yeah. Whats your favorite soda diet coke thats sussy, right there jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] so why was the root beer there yeah, you had root beer jimmy root beer appears more but you washed it down. It was nearby i think i had to go all the way around jimmy all right, but you werent choking. It was all good. Mashed potatoes. Im im not sure. Jimmy this is bizarre. I dont know i dont think i dont know jimmy when youre campaigning, you have to do all this stuff that you dont he did come up with that recipe pretty fast if he just jimmy well, he had all day to prepare this lie, but [ laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy no, i think you have to do those things i think [ laughter ] i dont know i think i think you i think you ate i think you ate it and you enjoyed it. Oh, hes a politician i cant tell [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy youre the best. A politician and an actor. Oh, my gosh. I think he maybe ate it jimmy i think he i think hes telling the truth you ate it. 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That was a flop sweat jimmy no, you were great you really grilled him at the end. It was great you got it you got in there oh my gosh. Thats stressful jimmy pal, how exciting. You have your own movie, black widow. Have you your own marvel movie yes, yeah we finished it a couple of weeks ago. We shot the film in london [ cheers and applause jimmy come on im excited im so excited about it. Im so excited about it i cant wait to share it with everybody. It was it was it was fantastic. Jimmy it really was. I mean, im partial, but im pretty excited about it. Yeah, it was it was honestly it brought a closure to me that i needed jimmy really yeah, because i was kind of, you know, wiped out after that last one i mean, emotionally and literally. Jimmy yeah literally. Yeah yeah. Jimmy by the way, i didnt know, and i havent talked to you since then because we couldnt say anything marvel didnt allow to you to tell me any news at all. Especially that jimmy especially that. Yeah, that was the big one. Jimmy everyone knows, right, what happens . Sorry well [ audiences agrees ] jimmy well it doesnt matter if you dont know, were sorry. Jimmy yeah theres very few certain things but like definitely deaths pretty certain jimmy yeah right jimmy yeah yeah, of course. Yeah, its definitely for sure and then but people will not they just dont wanna they wont jimmy believe it they definitely dont believe it and have tried to convince me that i my character did not actually die that maybe my character exists in an alternative universe or but, no. I think death is the final thing. Jimmy did you take anything from the set did i take anything from the set . [ light laughter ] jimmy these are the questions i would ask. Because i would take something from the set, if i was there [ laughter ] like i would be, like, im so excited to be in a marvel movie. Im never gonna be here again. What would you but what are you gonna take, like, captain americas shield jimmy yes, i would take it what . You cant take that. Jimmy im gonna take thors hammer thats the property of marvel youre gonna get arrested. Jimmy im gonna take thors hammer what are you going to do, arrest me . Thats better press for the movie. [ laughter and applause hello. Marvel should hire me. [ cheers and applause congrats on your engagement to colin jost, who we love colin so much. Thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy and he was on the show he was on the show recently with michael che and oh yeah, i saw that jimmy you did . Yeah and michael said, hes like, i hope he wants to throw his Bachelor Party oh, no. [ laughter ] jimmy he said idea dont think thats a good [ light laughter ] jimmy really you wont let him do it . He said, if colin throws it, its gonna be during the day and boring yeah. [ laughter ] but, i feel like if he throws it, its gonna be, like, by the Port Authority and, like, its gonna be very local. I dont think thats a good idea jimmy no, thats not gonna happen none of you know where the Port Authority is, because youre all from out of town, right . [ cheers ] or do you know where it is jimmy Port Authority, yeah yeah, it i yeah jimmy thats where it should be, though. Thats where it should be. No. You cant go its not michaels not throwing it. [ laughter ] hes not jimmy all right. Is this a thing now jimmy no, its not a thing Michael Jimmy i think michael i know where you work, michael. Jimmy yeah, michael, do not throw this party, yeah [ light laughter ] no, i love michael ve much and, yeah. Jimmy well see what happens. Hes a delightful guy well see what happens [ light laughter ] jimmy lets talk about stay tuned. Jimmy you have two movies i want to talk about one is Marriage Story where, man, oh, man youre getting great buzz on this and great reviews. Its you and adam driver yeah. Jimmy and it really isnt so much it is a Marriage Story, but its very much a divorce story as well. Yeah. Jimmy and is it noah Noah Baumbach jimmy Noah Baumbach, who i ohy gosh yeah, yeah, yeah. Its jimmy the squid and the whale, greenburg. Yeah, were really excited about about the film. Its gotten people really seem to have kind of like they feel people have an experience when they watch it, i think because if you havent gone through a divorce, lucky you. [ light laughter ] then you either your parents have or you know somebody its all kind of in there. And theres tng about this film, though, is that its thers a lot of love in this movie. It actually has a whats left what remains between the two characters is a lot of love its very touching and its yeah, its im really proud of it. We did a lot of hard work on it jimmy and on the other side yeah. Jimmy is this bizarre and awesome comedy called jojo rabbit. Yes jimmy and this is if you some people have seen it, but if you havent seen it, can you how do we describe it oh, my gosh jimmy a world war ii germany you were supposed to do the heavy lifting on this one. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean i dont know how to make it funny but its very unbelievably funny. Who is this director its Taika Waititi and, whos directed thor ragnarok and so many great things and he okay, ill try jimmy yeah okay, it does take place in nazi germany, not exactly a hilarious time or place, but [ light laughter ] it its it why, why jimmy all right, you want me to do it . Okay, you do it jimmy its a little boy named jojo right, jojo jimmy hes 10yearsold. Right, whos hat i play jojos mother. And the film, he is a character who has lost his father. And he is desperately missing him and so creates this imaginary, kind of, father figure who is like the 10yearold imaginary version of hitler. And hes in the hitler youth program. And so its this kind stop. [ laughter ] jimmy no, but im trying. Just go see it jimmy go see it. Its really yeah. Its so unusual its so fun. Its so powerful jimmy you have a great connection with that kid, though he is amazing. Roman, oh, hes such a hes so funny and great in the movie. His delivery is so charming and natural and great. Jimmy you two were so charming and perfect together. Hes lovable. He is a lovable kid. The movie has so much heart. It has so much hope. Its so unique and original. Jimmy its unique and youll never forget it and the audience freaked out and audiences love it they love it yes. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Scarlett Johansson in jojo rabbit. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause love is the strongest thing in the world i think youll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world. Followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles besides, i wouldnt even know it if i saw it surprise, surprise. Your shoelace is undone again. 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[ light laughter ] jimmy and now here you are, youre a major contender for getting the democratic nomination you just got a big day today the polls came out and youre number three in the polls in iowa [ cheers and applause what do you attribute your surge in popularity to well, hard work, a really good team and the right message. I think our message is what americans are really looking for. Its not just how to end the trump presidency, which is obviously a huge priority, because our countrys future depends on it. [ cheers and applause but its also about whats america going to need the day after this presidency ends this presidency will come to an end one way or the other and when we get there, when the sun comes up over this country, and were picking up the pieces and figuring out whats next, i think its going to require that were ready to undertake bold solutions, but also that we can bring people together and thats been the core of our campaign and i think its resonated [ cheers and applause jimmy i think the last debate, i think you scored major points for a lot of people during that because, one, with Elizabeth Warren, you challenged her and actually debated as you would in a debate [ light laughter ] with her about her medicare for all. Yes jimmy and you were saying, how do you pay for all this. Right jimmy and she didnt really have an answer yeah, i mean this is its a respectful, honest but major difference of opinion. First of all, when youre proposing Something Like this, its got to be clear how its paid for and the plan that im putting forward, we call it medicare for all who want it can be paid for without raising middle class taxes. And its got a lot of other advantages too, because it lets people keep their private plans. So the basic idea is we take a a version of medicare, we make it available for anybody who wants it, but if for some reason you prefer a different plan thats okay im not going to make you switch and i just think thats better than saying, youve got to do medicare whether you want to or not. And make that entire change for the entire country in four years or less. So its just an honest difference of opinion. Jimmy and i saw a lot of people were saying, like, oh, well, wait a second, mayor pete you said that you tweeted out that you were for medicare for all yeah. Jimmy a couple of years ago. So what do you say to that yeah, for the long run, thats still my preference i just think we got to have some humility about this in other words to get from here to there, it makes more sense to make it optional. And then if were right, that thats going to be the best plan for all americans, then all americans will choose it, and itll become the only plan and if were wrong and some americans would rather be on something different, well, then were going to be really glad we didnt kick them off the plans they had and force them onto ours. So its a similar vision about where i think the destination is going to be, but an approach that is more practical and i think more flexible for americans who i trust to make the right decision on whats right for them jimmy i think another thing that where you scored [ cheers and applause another area where you scored in the debates is when with beto orourke and you, kind of, you guys kind of sparred a a little bit about gun reform. And would you like to talk about your stance on that and well, first of all, i think we all want to get real gun reform theres been way too much talk for way too long [ cheers and applause and i think the focus right now is weve got to have universal background checks. By the way, republicans agree on this. Not so much republican members of congress, but the republicans across america, and washington still hasnt been able to get it done. We got to go further than that [ applause ] we got to have red flag laws that disarm domestic abusers and weve got to ban the sale of these assault weapons and the high capacity magazines to load them. [ cheers and applause that will save lives in america. And weve got to do it right away jimmy and thats a its a big issue for you if you do become president youll youll thatll be one of your focuses yeah, i mean, we cant go on like this. You know, i was in high school when the columbine shooting happened and since then, weve generated a Second School shooting generation shame on us if we allow there to be a third. [ applause ] jimmy all right. And you know these guns because youve seen these assault rifles you were in afghanistan. Yeah. Jimmy what is your take on everything with syria and turkey and i got to tell you its just a bad day for america when our country cant be relied on to keep its word. You know, i really felt when i was deployed that in addition to my bo armor and the weapons i was carrying that one of the things that protected me was that the flag on my shoulder represented a country that was seen as credible. That our allies and our enemies knew that when we said we would do something, we would do it so when you got these kurdish fighters, they put their lives on the line to be at our side fighting against isis, and you betrayed them, which is what this president has done. Not only is it undermining stability in syria, its undermining the honor of american soldiers who feel now that their honor has been taken away and when you take away a a soldiers honor, youre taking away the most important thing. And its taking away our countrys honor. It makes the world a more dangerous place. And when i am president , when i am commander in chief, we will restore american credibility, because lives depend on it [ cheers and applause jimmy i know you were in new york, and i saw you were riding the subway today. Which is there you are right there. [ cheers and applause i dont know if you were here i dont know if you were here to stop by saturday night live to ask them to stop doing an impression of you i dont know [ light laughter ] but i dont if you saw they did an impression of you but theyre not on this week but yeah, you didnt see it . I didnt see it [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt see it at all . No. Jimmy no, you didnt see it was it good jimmy well, we have heres a heres a clip of colin jost playing mayor pete on saturday night live. Take a look. Hi. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Thank you. I went to harvard, but they dont teach you where to put your arms. [ laughter ] why am i not winning this . [ light laughter ] you know im a veteran. Im under the legal retirement age. [ light laughter ] and when i talk it makes sense [ laughter ] is something wrong with me no, no, youre a great guy, just like as a friend, not for president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy so you like it its okay jimmy its okay. Its not it wasnt that bad im very comfortable in my own body i know exactly what to do with my arms. I dont know jimmy but now youre overthinking what to do with your arms now . Yeah, now, im wondering. [ laughter ] are they too far out, too far in jimmy ill make it easy for you. 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