Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness oh, wow, oh. Oh please, welcome. I feel the love. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause guys, we had a Beautiful Day here in new york city. It was 85 and sunny. It was so nice over at laguardia. United pilots switched from whiskey to pina coladas. [ light laughter ] it was really a Beautiful Day. Lets get to some news. Starting today, all the democratic president ial candidates are visiting the iowa state fair. Yep, its the time of the year where they all pretend to be relatable by wearing jeans [ light laughter ] you fellas like the crease on these bad boys [ light laughter ] but the fair is a huge event featuring deep fried twinkies, bacon wrapped sausage and brownies on a stick. Or as one guy put it, wow, its just like the white house [ laughter ] thats just breakfast. [ light laughter ] the fair is massive. Organizers set up literally hundreds of food tents and this is nice, they also set up a prechewed food tent for Bernie Sanders and joe biden [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] thoughtful that is very thoughtful. Steve sweet. Jimmy i just thought it was sweet of them. Steve love them. Jimmy the fair can be rough though its basically the time when a a candidate is cruising in the polls and then theres an unfortunate photo of them eating a corn dog. And thats really just [ laughter ] happens every year happens every year and get this the fair has a 600 pound cow made out of butter its tough for democrats to try to the make the case for universal health care and people are, like, move, youre blocking the butter cow. [ laughter ] they think its funny. They also have bumper cars steve love it. Jimmy yeah, thats pretty fun, yeah. Bernie will spend the whole time looking for his turn signal buttigieg [ light laughter ] buttigieg isnt tall enough to ride [ light laughter ] and the minute it starts, biden will get slammed by every other candidate. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] so its interesting. But all the candidates are excited to be there and meet the people of iowa facetoface while Mary Ann Williamson decided to drop acid and run naked through a corn maze. [ laughter ] well i read that the first iowa state fair was held in 1854. Yeah, even crazier, it also featured a speech from Bernie Sanders [ laughter ] steve really jimmy he was just 95 then. Steve wow. Jimmy heres another big story. After it came up that soul cycles owner is a trump donor a lot of people started boycotting the spin classes. Meanwhile when trump heard that his donor owns a spin class, he boycotted the donor. [ light laughter ] i want nothing to do with it. Speaking of the president , in a new interview, Woody Harrelson said that he one had to smoke weed just to get through a dinner with trump. It got awkward when he stepped outside with a joint and melania was already out there with a bong. [ laughter ] you too yeah it works, it works. And finally, this is going viral. After disney announced that theyre doing a remake of home alone, Macaulay Culkin posted a photo of what kevin would actually look like today check this out [ laughter ] i saw that and laughed and realized i was in the exact same pose. [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy what a show [ cheers and applause what a show we have tonight. We have a very special guest we also have lil rel howery is here [ cheers and applause hes the funniest man working today. I love that guy. And we have great music. Oh man, i am so excited and rehearsal was off the chain today. It was so great. I just love her. I love Natalie Merchant is here natalie [ cheers and applause jealousy troubled me candy, give them what they want i like that one. Because the night you know her from 10,000 maniacs, but also her solo stuff. Shes incredible one of the best voices in music. I asked her a super favor. Im, like, can you please do these are days. [ cheers and applause ] she said no. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] just kidding, she said yes [ cheers and applause these are days Natalie Merchant and the roots tonight. I had the weirdest dream last night. Steve really jimmy yeah yeah, it was bizarre i mean i had the oddest interview ive ever had in my entire life. It was just jimmy our first guest was featured in two documentaries about his life, anchorman the legend of ron burgundy and anchorman 2 the legend continues. He has his very own podcast. Season two launched earlier today. Please welcome, our special guest, the one and only ron burgundy [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Wow. Thank you jimmy ron burgundy what a wonderful ovation. Jimmy, do you mind if i just do some standup comedy . Thank you. [ cheers and applause thank you, thank you so much oh, thank you. Thats what im talking about. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause whoa, what a crowd what a crowd new york city in the house [ cheers and applause [ light laughter ] am i right am i right [ cheers and applause what does that mean, by the way, in the house . Are we in a house . No, were in a building. A Tall Building that no one would mistake for a house. [ light laughter ] new york city in the house [ laughter ] how could 17 Million People fit in a house anyway . [ light laughter ] thats a lot of toilet paper if you ask me [ laughter ] what about an episode of the real world that took place in a house that fit new york city [ light laughter ] imagine Binge Watching that. You would be 100 before you get halfway through episode one. [ light laughter ] but these are the things that keep me up at night. [ laughter ] people like to say not in my house. Well, of course not in my house. I dont know you, so i dont want you in my house [ laughter ] am i right or what [ cheers and applause what else . What else . [ light laughter ] what else . You all having a good summer [ cheers ] yeah believe it or not, ive already done all my Christmas Shopping [ light laughter ] i like to get it done before labor day and i get everyone the same thing every year. A subscription to playboy magazine. [ light laughter ] oh, sure, some people complain and ill tell them fine, ill just leave you off the list for next year. And they say wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait just give me one more year [ light laughter ] am i right or what [ cheers and applause am i right [ light laughter ] show of hands. How many people here take the subway [ cheers ] i love the subway whenever i come to new york its the only way i get around town yeah you know, you ever take the subway in the summertime and you find the one car that is empty and you think, great, im going to have this cool car to myself but once you get in, you realize it is empty because the air conditioning is broken well, i love to hide in that car and when people realize they pick the hot car with the broken ac, i pop out and say hey, surprise [ laughter ] its hot as [ bleep ] in here because the ac is broken and thats why it is empty [ laughter ] you got tricked. Lets wrestle. [ laughter ] it will make the time go faster for our journey. Am i right or what [ cheers and applause am i right or what [ applause ] we got any yankee fans here tonight . [ cheers and applause yeah, yankees. For those of you who dont know baseball, the new york yankees are a big deal theyre like the new york jets of baseball. Just phenomenal history. [ laughter ] no, its true. Its nothing to laugh at i like to sit out in the right field bleachers with all the hecklers and yell things at opposing players really, really get into their heads. Hey, number 12, why dont you go back to college and finish your bachelor of arts degree, huh . [ light laughter ] theres really no excuse you can do it online or take night classes. Or go back to school in the offseason [ light laughter ] hey, mookie betts, youre a bum. In between innings you should read use your time and read the Mueller Report unredacted. [ light laughter ] i know you wont, though you know why because youre a bum youre a no good bum [ laughter ] am i right or what [ cheers and applause baseball players, though thats a weird lot what else . Do we got any sean mendes fans here tonight [ cheers and applause yeah dont like him never have [ laughter ] first of all, is he canadian or mexican . Make up your mind. You cant be both, not in todays world. No way secondly, he stole some of my songs and my singing style when he goes to that falsetto everything means nothin if i cant have you yeah and i wrote that song about Camilla Cabello because she broke my heart but now all the fans think he wrote it about her, but he didnt i did. I wrote the damn song. I swear to you i wrote the song and now im the laughing stock of the pop music world and i want to tell you, sean, one thing. I dont like it its bush league thats my time [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy ron burgundy, everybody. Ron burgundy [ cheers and applause wow. That was some funny stuff. Well, it must have gone well you invited me back over to the couch. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats some funny stuff over there sorry, i got a little hot under the collar about mendes. Jimmy yeah, no problem i didnt even know that you did standup. Oh, yes its been a lifelong passion of mine for about a week now. [ laughter ] and i just love it its all about the benjamins you know what i mean, jimmy . Jimmy no the benjamins jimmy yeah i dont know what you mean you know. Jimmy no, i dont. [ light laughter ] are you on tour . Well, im on tour right now tomorrow night im opening for Jerry Seinfeld at Madison Square garden. [ light laughter ] jimmy really Tickets Available on ticket master jimmy is that right . Jerry seinfeld, ron burgundy, and the Rolling Stones [ laughter ] special guest star k. C. And the sunshine band. The roots are going to be playing. [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, congratulations thats great and jazz vocalist Bobby Mcferrin [ light laughter ] jimmy what a bill. What an absolute bill. Oh, i dont want to miss that one. Its tough to land bobby. Jimmy you got there though we got him. Jimmy you got him man. You got him. I said im not doing it without mcferrin jimmy yeah, you said that . And they said well, wait by the phone, but we got him. But tickets are Still Available for tomorrow night, Madison Square garden. Jimmy Madison Square garden, a lot of people. A lot of people. Huge. Jimmy i have to be honest, i miss you doing the news. Well, thank you jimmy do you miss doing the news of course i do. Of course i do jimmy yeah anyone who has walked away from the news game, any former journalist who says they dont miss it is lying and im talking to you, tom brokaw [ light laughter ] get your [ bleep ] together and get back on the air. [ laughter ] jimmy hold on now, ron [ laughter ] get back on board here lets talk about the podcast the run burgundy podcast, season two launched today, iheart radio iheart. Com, the app. Where do you podcast from . A room. [ laughter ] a room with a microphone and chairs jimmy yeah thats the set up there . Its myself, my assistant and producer carolina and a bottle of scotch we just keep it loosy goosy. Jimmy wow. Interesting. Its all about the benjamins. Jimmy yeah well, you say that because every episode starts with a sponsor on all of your episodes of the podcast. Yeah. Jimmy is there any sponsor you turn down . Oh, of course all the time jimmy oh really . Yeah. Im not you know, i dont have to listen to the man, no. No, no so i turn things down all the time jimmy who have you turned down unless they offer me cash [ light laughter ] jimmy then, its all about the benjamins. Ill say it, its all or the Grover Clevelands [ light laughter ] hes the face of the 1,000 bill. Jimmy oh is he really . I carry thousands i usually walk around with thousands. Jimmy you carry a wad of a a thousand dollar bills . Thousand dollar bills and people hand it me back and like i cant cash this. [ laughter ] jimmy useless. It creates more problems than it solves [ light laughter ] jimmy you hand someone a a thousand dollar bill and they hand it back to you . So, ill get like a pint of milk at the grocery store. [ light laughter ] jimmy you go out and get a a pint yeah. What does that run you about 1. 20 . Jimmy 1. 20. Ill slap down a Grover Cleveland and they go, is this fake . A crisp Grover Cleveland jimmy a crisp Grover Cleveland [ laughter ] you dont even fold them i dont even fold them. Jimmy you make pockets longer so that you dont have to fold your money right, keep it jimmy flat in a sleeve, a plastic sleeve and i pop it out, snap it, Grover Cleveland and theyre like first of all is this real [ light laughter ] and like we cant cash this. Jimmy theres nothing we can do yeah im, like, can i take it though because all i have are thousands. Jimmy yeah do they let you have the milk . Usually jimmy yeah ive listened to some of your interviews and theyre fantastic. Im just going to ask you has there ever been an interview thats gone wrong . There has two words. Kylie minogue. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, thats unfortunate. I mean, youve been in that situation before you never want to meet your heroes [ light laughter ] boy, kylie and i from the moment she came into the studio, we just looked at each other and it was on. [ laughter ] jimmy thats terrible. I mean, Kylie Minogue . She just bit me right in the ass. [ laughter ] jimmy what does that mean . I dont know what that means then when she was done, she bit me in the the [ bleep ] balls. So it was [ laughter ] i mean that thing, it broadened. Jimmy what are you what are you talking about . We didnt even get a word out. Jimmy what are you talking about . We didnt even get a word out. Jimmy what are you talking about . It was just jimmy what the hell are you talking about . We just jimmy what do you even want [ talking over each other it turned into a knife fight [ talking over each other jimmy with Kylie Minogue the great Kylie Minogue. The great Kylie Minogue jimmy great, beautiful Kylie Minogue show [ talking over each other jimmy a knife fight . Heres the irony. We ended up in the emergency room covered in cuts i mean, i looked like the mummy. I had bandages all over me and were lying next to each other and were, like, what the hell happened . [ laughter ] i think youre great shes, like, i like you too. Were good friends now [ laughter ] jimmy i couldnt take you as a Kylie Minogue fan to be really honest. I was so nervous around her jimmy really i think i wanted to tear her down jimmy name one of her songs. Ill name you 50. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont have time for that give me one give me three songs. Three songs jimmy by Kylie Minogue one or three, yep. Any Kylie Minogue song that you love [ light laughter ] okay, take me to the rir. [ laughter ] hot air balloon for two. Jimmy okay [ light laughter ] and sydney nights. Jimmy okay, she is from australia. Shes australian, yes. We only have time for a couple of rapid fire questions. Oh sure, sure, sure jimmy is that okay yeah. I love this. [ light laughter ] jimmy favorite food. Pop tarts [ laughter ] jimmy favorite animal . Meer kat. [ laughter ] jimmy favorite article of clothing brass knuckles. [ laughter ] jimmy favorite mode of transportation pass. [ laughter ] jimmy favorite kitchen accessory . What was that jimmy favorite kitchen accessory . Oh, belt sander [ laughter ] jimmy ron burgundy thank you so much for being here thank you for everything youve done with this world [ cheers and applause ron burgundy, everyone season two of the ron burgundy podcast, launched today. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause tmobiles newest signal reaches farther than ever before. With more engineers. More towers. More coverage its a network that gives you freedom from big cities, to small towns, were with you. Because life can take you almost anywhere, tmobile is with you. No signal goes farther or is more reliable in keeping you connected. This is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. 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You should get a surface. Trust me, im mac book. Well, there you have it. Mac book says, get a surface. Alright, so this is how you are gonna say wn. Youll get the best deal of the year on xfinity tv and internet and you even get this. Mike, youre on balloons. Sarah, youre gonna high five everybody. Ben, youre gonna be wowing them with your dance moves. Dont miss the xfinity best deal of the year. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Get amazing tv and internet during our best deal of the year with huge savings of 600 over two years. Plus a speed upgrade to 400 megs, free for 2 years. And ask about even more savings with xfinity mobile. Click, call, or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause jimmy i never got around to explaining my dream. Yeah, what was your dream anyway jimmy oh, it was nothing i just thought i had an odd interview, but maybe not [ light laughter ] anyway, im just so excited. I mean, weve got lil rel, we have Natalie Merchant performing these are days. Im so excited [ cheers and applause im so excited, i love that. Guys, it is time for tonights show hashtags, here we go. [ cheers and applause jimmy we do this thing every week on our show where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic on the internet. And since fast and the furious presents hobbs and shaw is the number one movie right now, i sent out a hashtag called car fails. And i asked you guys to send us funny or weird stories about your car or driving. And within 15 minutes, it became the number two trending topic in the u. S so thank you very much everybody. [ cheers and applause did you ever have any car steve so many. Jimmy so many. Steve so many. Jimmy yeah steve one time, we had a a friend of ours car and he had this big mat by the drivers side jimmy yeah steve were going, why get rid of this mat. My brother is driving. He goes over a puddle and it, like a fire hose there was a hole in the floor. [ laughter ] hits him in the face he has to pullover jimmy yeah steve almost died. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, he didnt though yeah do you remember my friend dennis you know my friend dennis . Steve yeah jimmy he was driving once and he everyones fine, but he hit a we all piled in his car because he was the only kid that we knew who had a car and we were driving. We went swimming somewhere were driving home, and he goes off the road and hits a telephone pole, but hes in a giant car. And the telephone pole breaks, and falls, and its attached to a trailer home and it rips the wall off the side of the house. [ laughter ] rips the wall off the house. And were like, oh my gosh, dude. The person is like, we can see the persons living room. Theyre like, what is that all about . And i go all right, so we got to get out because were going to get in trouble because the cops will be like, how did you fit 15 people in this car . So we hit the thing, and then were waiting for the police to come and dennis goes, oh my gosh, i forgot about rob, who was this quarterback of our high school. He was in the trunk. [ laughter ] so we got him out of the trunk, and everything was fine. [ laughter ] jimmy it was crazy, man. Dumb kids, dumb kids [ laughter ] dude, the quarterback was in the trunk. Steve yeah jimmy he figured, ill be home in five minutes steve yeah, ill just ride in the trunk jimmy he didnt know we were going to hit a telephone pole thatll be an adventure [ laughter ] jimmy now, i thought id share some of my favorite car fails from you guys, here we go first one is from ctaylor8. She said, my dad once hired a a taxi to drive him around the mall parking lot because he couldnt find his car. [ laughter ] yeah, thats ive been there. This one is from brendaemily. She says, one night, i was coming up on a red light when my flip flop got stuck so that when i hit the brakes, the gas pushed down. The gas pushed down too. I hit a truck in front of me, panicked and kept tugging my flip flop, hitting him again and again. [ audience ohs ] im sorry, im sorry, im sorry. [ laughter ] steve im in the trunk jimmy this ones from celizabeth107 she says, after the windshield wipers on her family car broke, my mom tied a string to them, and would pull and release when it rained. [ laughter ] it was a lot of work this ones from beerstat. Steve yeah give them, like, beer, stat. Like that, or beer stat . Jimmy no, maybe, like, beer stat, like together beer statistics [ laughter ] jimmy he says, my dad owned an arcade that specialized in slot cars, and his name was painted on the side of his van so i got to spend high School Driving around in a van that said, hot slots on it. This ones from newsomscoob oh, i know that steve oh yeah, he jimmy he says, i was playing dream on as loud as i could in my car. A pebble flew up and cracked the windshield for a second i thought Steven Tylers voice broke the glass. Hes that good [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from kleopotato. She says, i was driving down a hill one time when my brakes stopped working. Right at that moment, highway to hell came on the radio all i could do was laugh and await my death. [ laughter ] thats just perfect, yeah. Steve downshift. Jimmy this ones from allyscheidt she says, in high school, i had to stick a screwdriver into a hole in the console to put my subaru in gear. Thats how it got named the screwbaru. [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy thats how it got named. Steve thats how it got named. Sure thats a bunch of thats a bunch of scheidt jimmy what are you talking about. Steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy it is a lot of scheidt, but thats from ally scheidt steve yeah, yeah god bless her. Jimmy the screwbaru. Thats how it got the name steve thats what she told her mom, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from pottsymj. Steve yes. Jimmy he says, my mom was driving me somewhere and stopped at a light she rested her forearms on the wheel and wondered who was honking so loudly. Turns out her breasts were pushing her own horn. [ laughter ] steve wait what wait wait jimmy what dont know i dont know whats going on. This last one is from craiglefferts he says, i accidentally rear ended the person in front of me while my daughter was in the car. Everyone was fine, but my daughter went around telling people that our car kissed another cars butt. There you go, theres our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags stick around, well be right back with lil rel howery [ cheers and applause the wait is finally over. The new Samsung Galaxy note 10 with the powerful s pen has arrived at sprint. And you get it for 50 off when you switch. Yup. That means less than 20 per month. So what are you waiting for . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. 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Thank you for coming back to the show can i Say Something real quick . Jimmy yeah, of course. I dont know if you know this, but theres a chucky doll hidden backstage okay, i know this dont have nothing to do with the show. That just really scared me [ laughter ] im a little nervous jimmy theres a chucky doll hidden theres a chucky doll when they moved the curtain for me to come out theres a chuckie doll in the ropes like this. Jimmy what [ laughter ] im not making sense. Im not lying. Jimmy where is it . Oh my gosh [ laughter ] thats frightening im so sorry. I didntant to throw the show off. Jimmy you know what this is we cut this bit. We never used we didnt do this bit. We were going to do a bit called why is it sitting there jimmy we shouldnt do stuff like that. It freaks our guests out we were going to do a bit called chucky todd you know chuck you know chuck todd from meet the press . This was going to be chucky todd. [ laughter ] and we never ended up doing this this is absolutely get this out of our building. [ laughter ] this is the most scary thing ever in the world. I mean, you all put a beard and a mustache on a chucky doll [ laughter ] that was so jimmy you know whats going to be real weird when its not on the floor in like two minutes [ laughter ] sorry. Im sorry to scare you like that i dont want to do that. You got to imagine, like, im back there saying my before come on stage prayer jimmy yeah im praying so imagine you praying i mean, like im praying like, god, give me the strength, im going to go out here and have a good time. I open my eyes, and you move the curtain and theres a chucky doll. [ laughter ] [ screaming jimmy im sorry. Im sorry. I want to get to tell you, because you had a busy, busy, busy summer. You have two movies coming out yes jimmy and you also are filming two more movies. Well, i just wrapped on my third well, im shooting so crazy, im shooting four movies jimmy thats great so i just finished all four of them. Im doing a movie with kathy bates called home, and ill go to germany to finish that in a couple days. Jimmy holy moly, congratulations. Ive been working, bro. Jimmy youve been working, buddy. Thats fantastic do you get anyime of no. Because i like buying glasses. I love buying jewelry. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i understand, yeah yeah, yeah but you get to hang out with the kids, though well, let me say this the kids, you know, they spend the summers with me. So its summers with dad jimmy yeah and i was able to take them on set i did a movie called free guy this summer with Ryan Reynolds jimmy love we love Ryan Reynolds, come on hes great. [ cheers and applause jimmy hes the best, hes fun. Heres the thing about it cause im a big Ryan Reynolds fan. So i was happy to do it, because im a romcom guy. [ light laughter ] and its two movies dang, why does it got to be funny. I like romcoms. [ laughter ] jimmy you like romantic comedies i like i like the stuff. Like i watch all the Hallmark Channel movies jimmy me too i love them too. [ cheers and applause i love those theyre so good right . Jimmy i love them. I like those movies jimmy i agree, i love them too. Even if i know everything thats about to happen jimmy of course. Christmas miracle coming. [ laughter ] but then, one of my, you know, favorite movies outside of definitely maybe, which is ryan jimmy yeah is your movie fever pitch. Jimmy is that right . Most people dont know that, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy i didnt know that you liked that thats one of my favorite movies jimmy for real i watch it way too many times. Like, more than you probably think. I watch it maybe, like twice a a week jimmy no, you do not im not lying im dead serious, like, it puts me to sleep, but not in a bad way. [ laughter ] jimmy thats why no, i like going to sleep off romance and broken curses. Jimmy yeah right, so ive never been to fenway before, so i decided me and the kids went to fenway park jimmy isnt it great yo, it was so dope. Jimmy its the greatest. It was so dope. The best food i ever had at a ballpark was at fenway jimmy they just do everything great there i ate everything, jimmy jimmy you did . Whatever they was coming down the aisle with, cheeseburgers, peanuts, whatever they had. Jimmy chowder. Chowder, crab legs. [ laughter ] jimmy just take everything, yeah mussels why they got mussels at a ballpark jimmy but you can smell the grass. It was like, to see the Green Monster in person was, like, amazing. Jimmy i love that park not to be like but i loved it its weird i never told you this. That movie, im a fan jimmy no, im so psyched i love the movie fever pitch, man. Like, its a very beautiful movie to me. Jimmy thank you. That was the farrelley brothers, Drew Barrymore was amazing. It was a cool like, i dont know if yall seen [ cheers and applause i mean, yall probably seen jimmy were talking about fever pitch more than were talking about your movie i know, but its one of the most heartfelt things. It was the scene with Drew Barrymore where you all were supposed to go on your first date, and then she got sick, and she was throwing up, and you stay i dont even know what the character name i call him jimmy jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i mean, it is what it is. And you stayed, and she was throwing up, and you took care of her, you put her to bed like it was the most nicest thing ive ever seen done. I was like, wow this movie doesnt get enough credit for just a good guy being a good dude. Jimmy come on, were talking all about my movie [ cheers and applause thats enough. So nice. I want to talk about i am talking about it like its not on dvd or you cant just download it on Youtube Jimmy i want to talk about your movies, angry birds movie 2. Oh my god, its so funny. Jimmy its funny its so funny jimmy yeah i dont like to Say Something is way better than the first one, but its way better than the first one. [ laughter ] jimmy it is . Yeah. It is. I screened it a couple weeks ago with my kids, and some of my friends and their children. And everybody like, i was in there dying laughing i did it, but it was so funny. I know i get it. It sounds like im just saying it so you all go see it. Jimmy what they do with animation today. I cant wait until i do a a bad movie so i can keep it real, like, look, yall, dont see it. [ laughter ] jimmy would you do that . Would do you that . I would i may do that. If jimmy if something turns out you dont want to do one on purpose, but if something turns out not so good, come on and be like, i got to be honest. That one i want yall to show a clip of a bad movie i made, and come back to my face like this. [ laughter ] jimmy and then, brittany runs a marathon. Oh my god jillian bell, man, she is so talented jimmy yeah we jimmy everybodys got Good Chemistry though she is so good in this movie. Like i hope she not to throw it out there, but i think she should win an oscar for this its a really good movie, and im not look guys, if you yall think my track record has been pretty good of picking stuff. Jimmy yeah you know what im saying . Jimmy yeah so like, this is another really good heartfelt, beautiful movie, especially the way everything going on in our country. Its a movie that represents people and its just showing a human side of so many different types of people. Its such a beautiful movie. I think people need to see it. I think when you leave the theater, youre going to feel inspired and just happier. Its a really good movie jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres lil rel howery in brittany runs a marathon. Take a look at this. Hey man, what happened to you . You get caught in the rain oh, its sweat. I ran today. Why the hell did you do that somebody chasing you or something . Philadelphia misses you, honey. Cici, hey oh, you look so good. I look like i happened to be under a woman when her water broke. I dont get it. [ laughter ] jimmy lil rel howery, everybody. One of the best in the biz brittany runs a marathon is in theaters august 23rd, and the angry birds movie 2 is in theaters august 13th well be right back with a a performance from Natalie Merchant stick around [ cheers and applause whispers how about one that boots up fast . Its switching time. Hows that for fast . Switch to booting up as fast as six seconds switch to chromebook schools are having acrto cut sports. Y, im tony the tiger and im on a mission to fix that. Bring back the tigers. Your mighty, mighty tigers. [cheering sounds] buy a box and help all kids be tigers. 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Performing these are days with a little help from the roots, please welcome Natalie Merchant [ cheers and applause these are the day oh these are the these are day youll remembe oh never befor and never since i promise will the whole world be warm as thi and as you feel it you know its tru that you are blessed and luck its true that yo are touched by something that will grow and bloom in you [ cheers and applause these are the these are days youll remembe and when may is rushing over yo with desir to be part of the miracles you see in every hour you know its tru that you are blessed and luck its true that yo are touched by something that will grow and bloom in you these are days these are the days that yoght fill with laughter until you brea and these days you might feel a shaft of ligh make its way across your face and when you do you know how it was meant to b see the signs an know their speaking to yo you [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to ron burgundy, lil rel howery, Natalie Merchant once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight michael che, star of glow, actress alison brie, music from torche, featuring the 8g band with nate smith [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is good to hear in that case, lets get to the news according to cnn, President Trump spoke publicly for 56 total minutes last week even though the car behind him