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Jimmy looking good hi, welcome, everybody welcome. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You are here you made it. Thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause we have a great show tonight greg kinnear is my guest tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy Phoebe Wallerbridge is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy phoebe stars in the hit Comedy Series fleabag, which is also the name of a hotel near penn station. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy lets get some news. A new poll about the 2020 election just came out. And it shows joe biden, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are leading the pack, even though theyre all over 70 years old. [ light laughter ] so far the only thing they agree on is that the next debate should be at 4 30 [ laughter ] little late. Not everyone is doing so well. A poll also found that bill de blasio is polling lower than 1 . [ light laughter ] thats horrible. Steve thats bad jimmy to give you an idea how bad that is, thats polling lower than kale. [ laughter ] thats how low thats how low that is. It is hes polling so low steve how low is he polling . [ laughter ] jimmy hes polling lower than that squirt of water that comes out of your ketchup bottle steve whoa [ laughter ] jimmy thats lower than sliding into damp bowling shoes. [ audience ohs ] that is lower than having a q and no u in scrabble [ light laughter ] thats lower than filming concerts with an ipad. You know what im saying [ laughter ] no one likes that. Speaking of long shots, another democrat, andrew yang just released his spotify playlist of his quote, favorite jams. [ light laughter ] when tas jams, Bernie Sanders was like, strawberry smuckers [ laer i saw that andrew yangs playlist includes the song dont you forget about me. Which is cool, because thats also his Campaign Slogan steve oh, really [ laughter ] jimmy too late all right, anyway. Well, another new poll in New Hampshire found that seven of the 2020 candidates are polling at 0 . So we did some digging and it turns out theres a lot of other political polls with some alarming results. Ill show you what i mean. For example, when asked, whats the best president ial ticket to defeat trump . 20 said, biden and kamala. 20 said, bernie and booker. And 60 said hobbs and shaw. Steve ohpe buttigieg in one year . 50 said, still campaigning. The other 50 said, playing Kevin Mccallister in disneys remake of home alone. [ laughter ] steve oh really [ applause ] jimmy then when a poll asked, what chance do we have of balancing the budget within a decade . 33 said, 0 chance. 33 said, less than 0 chance. 34 said, the same chance bill de blasio has of being elected president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ light laughter ] damp bowling shoes heres another one when asked, whats the biggest threat facing our nation . 10 said, a trade war with china. 10 said, iran. And 80 said, burger kings new meatless whopper. [ laughter ] finally when asked, do you think joe biden has trouble communicating . 99 said, yes. While joe biden said, for my answer, go to joe 30330 or 3003330. Hey, season of American Crime story will be about the clintonlewinsky scandal steve oh [ audience ohs ] jimmy sounds good. Monica will be played by beanie feldstein linda tripp will be played by sarah paulson. And the blue dress will be played by the white and gold dress. [ laughter ] [ applause ] whos the director of that show laurel. [ laughter ] jimmy some more tv news. In an interview this week, marie kondo admitted that sometimes her own house can get a little messy steve oh [ audience ohs ] jimmy really [ light laughter ] marie kondo has a messy house. Thats like oprah saying, can i have a ride . I dont have a car. [ light laughter ] guys, the number one movie in the country is still fast furious presents hobbs shaw. These movies are huge. In fact, the franchise is doing so well, theyve already announced some brand new sequels. Check out this promo i saw today. Hobbs shaw is just the beginning for the fast furious franchise hobbs shaw present fast furious 11. Fast hobbs vs furious shaw. 2 hobbs 2 shaw. Hobbs shaw. Shaw. Hobbs furious. Fast presents shaw furious. Fobbs and faw 2 hash 2 shurious. And fast and furious 12 tokyo drift. Jimmy yeah, unbelievable thats exciting. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy hey, guys, its august, which means a lot of people are trying to sneak in some lastminute summer vacations. I mean sometimes you dont even realize people are out of the office until you get their away message. Do you know what im talking about tariq . Tariq ha, ha absolutely, jimmy. You are correct. [ light laughter ] jimmy come on. Let me guess tariq is on vacation so hes replaced himself with a cardboard cutout tariq ha, ha no, i am not a cardboard cutout its me, the real tariq. [ light laughter ] jimmy tariq, thats clearly not true these lines are all preordered tariq my lines are not prerecorded. Im the real tariq from the roots. And im definitely not on vacation in the galapagos. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, fine if these lines arent prerecorded, you should be able to answer anything i ask whats seven plus seven . Tariq 14 jimmy whats seven times seven . Tariq 48, wait, no, 49 [ light laughter ] jimmy wow, i guess im just seeing things. I am sorry i doubted you, tariq. Tariq its okay, jimmy at first, when you suggested i was a cardboard cutout, i was offended in fact, i was so flustered i had trouble answering a simple math problem [ light laughter ] jimmy i apologize. Tariq thank you. You know, this job can be pretty stressful sometimes, which is why i snuck away to the galapagos. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats fine. Everyone needs a break every wait a second tariq wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 [ light laughter ] wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 [ clapping ] wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 [ cheers ] wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 wait, no, 49, 48 jimmy all right. Very good. Tariq 49, 48 jimmy yeah, we turn his mic down thanks [ laughter ] this is crazy. A guy in california who went to jail for pretending to be a doctor just got his medical license in the caribbean and is now an actual doctor here in the u. S. [ audience ohs ] meanwhile his patient was like, okay, not the best story to tell during my prostate exam but still good for you [ laughter ] congratulations. And finally people in los angeles are upset that one of their neighbors painted giant emojis on the front of their house. Look at this this is a real photo yeah [ light laughter ] its getting pretty tense. This morning the owner opened their door and found this. Yeah, we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots come on. [ cheers and applause appuse jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Greg kinnear is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy Phoebe Wallerbridge is here. [ cheers and applause we got great music from big sean [ cheers and applause hey, guys. I always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there. There they are [ cheers and applause but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot it is time for freestylin with the roots. [ cheers and applause its time to freestyle with the roots jimmy okay, roots. You guys ready to do this . Raise your hand you want the roots to write a song about you. Yeah, yeah you want to go or do you want to go . Can she go . Jimmy yeah, sure [ light laughter ] how are you doing . Hi. Jimmy how are you . Im good. How are you . Jimmy im fantastio ho that . What is your name . Jess. Jimmy jess, where are you from the poconos jimmy hey, cool. I dont think i know anyone from the poconos thats awesome pocono area jimmy the pocono area. Yeah. Jimmy got to catch them all. You know what im saying [ laughter ] well, we had a very hot summer so far temperatures feeling up to 110 degrees. What is your favorite way to stay cool . Lounging at the pool. Jimmy yeah, ill take that pool time. I love that. Thats what i do too roots, we got our pal jess here from poconos or poconos area, poconos adjacent and her favorite way to stay cool is this summer is to lounge by the pool, man and just stay cool for this first song, old town road is one of my favorite jams [ light laughter ] number one on billboards hot 100 for the 18th week in the row. Can you guys do like an old town road type of song . Okay its reall all the same and you know why we came in jess would be the nam on this freestylin game shes poconos adjacen so shes really no fool and her favorite wa the thing to d is lounge by the pool keeping coo shes just chillin doing nothing shes in the pocono hustlin shes just chilling by the poo and doing nothing shes in th poconos area hustlin jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. I appreciate it. Please stay standing. Im going to cut through if you dont mind im going to cut through if you dont mind how are you doing buddy . Good. Jimmy hello. How are you doing . Nice to see you. Im going to cut through sorry to bother you. I know youre watching the show how are you doing . Nice to see you. How are you . Hello. Nice to see you. Oh, wow. I like that. Thank you. Oh, here we go the side well, heres the side [ cheers and applause you want to hold that . Okay. Jimmy very good. What is your name . My name is alexa. Jimmy alexa, very good alexa. Everyone at home right now, all their devices are [ laughter ] whats your middle name . Siri okay [ laughter ] hey, fast furious presents hobbs shaw is the number one movie. What was your first car . Oh, a Ford Explorer jimmy not bad. [ cheers ] Ford Explorer. [ laughter ] got one clap from here [ laughter ] Ford Explorer. Do you remember what year it was . 2002. Jimmy yes, fantastic thats pretty recent i like it. If you had an air freshener hanging in your car, what would be the scent be . Whats your favorite freshener scent . Lavender. Jimmy what [ light laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy lavender, wouldnt that put you to sleep . No, its pretty you know jimmy i think its relaxing yeah, exactly you know jimmy i want to stay alert well, i mean you know, when people frustrate you, you have to be relaxed on the road, you know you get it you dont want yell at them. Jimmy youre yelling at me [ laughter ] i wish i had lavender right now. Im guys, we have amazons echo alexa [ light laughter ]rst r was a fd explorer, 2002 and if she had an air freshener hanging in her car it would be a lavender air freshener because, you know, things ever frustrate you. And people get in the way. And you want to calm down, you got to put lavender in your car. And there you go for this one, in honor of hobbs shaw, can you guys do a fun driving, beach boys type, i get around type of vibe. Alexa siris here and she loves who we are 2002 explore that was her first car she loves air freshener in the shape of a tree and lavende is what her favorite scent would be shes getting dow shes getting down shes getting down alexa siris here and she loves who we are a ford explore was her first car and she loves lavende cause it smells like star she puts in her ca and drives real far shes getting dow shes getting down shes getting down [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Im happy. Thank you for being here come on. That was funny here we go how about you . Wow. Just turn around this is pretty good pretty good shirt [ light laughter ] that actually is [ cheers ] [ applause ] thats what im talking about. What is your first name . I know your last name. Right [ laughter ] jackson. Jimmy jackson canada yup [ laughter ] its what i go by. Jimmy jackson, a lot of kids are working summer jobs right now. What was your very first job i was working as a bar back jimmy oh, thats not bad all right, was it fun . Yeah, i got free pizza. Jimmy all right, cool. If you could go back and say one thing to your boss at that job, what would it be . Right in the camera. Pay me more [ laughter ] jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause pay me more. Roots, we have jackson canada here his first job was a bar back he liked it, because he got free pizza and if he could go back and Say Something to his boss, he would say, pay me more. Okay Billie Eilish had a huge er a lot of people have been iebe can you guys do a fun bad guy kind of song Billie Eliish . Hey hi jackso whats up my guy theres a lot of kids givin different summer job a try hey what was your first jo probably your worst job actually its not so ba you were a bar back if you could go bac and say one thin to your boss what would it be you would say for sur hey ma you should pay me more hey tariq its nice to meet ya you got lots of free pizza and you know that were the future on the tonight show feature and its a freestyle while watching meanwhile canada is on your bac and the roots are never whac jimmy just walked down the steps and came back over at your desk so we could keep rocking fresh yo its me and brother quest love this son will never sto jackson youre loving pop jimmy give it up for these guys thanks to the roots. [ cheers and applause well be right back with greg kinnear, everybody. [ cheers and applause own little world. 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I have in a couple of weeks, ive got over the course of four days, about 96 hours, i have my wifes birthday, i have a 20year anniversary, i have my moms 85th birthday i have my oldest daughter turning 16 and my youngest daughter turning ten jimmy holy mackerel. Can i borrow some moneyim oh my god. Wow. I know that you have three daughters. We were talking about that you have a beautiful wife backstage. What do they do in the summer . Because theyre 10 and yeah, theyre 10 hold on, theyre 10, 13, 16 there you go and, you know, were busy, its busy times summer running around. Jimmy vacation no, just taking them to activities, museums. A little bit of travel jimmy they dont go to camp or anything . They dont do camp. I in fairness, i made a a terrible mistake regarding camp i told them my own camp story which was a bad move jimmy okay that was a mistake. I told them about i went to this camp tippecumseh in virginia when i was a kid, and, just your [ laughter ] jimmy theres an owl, theres an owl i slightly changed the name to avoid a lawsuit so you did not go to camp tippecumseh. Jimmy no, no, theyre theyre like, i almost went to that place. [ laughter ] dude, no, its actually kind of like one owl was loose and it was like ooh. [ laughter ] it wasnt a fully committed, whoo. It was an animal call jimmy yeah, it was i guess its a camp story, so its fine they probably went to camp so, at any rate, thank you for setting the mood so im at camp tippecumseh and its pretty much a standard camp you know, you go into these little cabins and kids are all you got your friends and meet some other kids and theres always one resident pain in the ass. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah a little smart ass, other than me. And there was this kid chizzy and he there was a counselor, a guy named clay whos kind of the, you know, buffed out counselor jimmy now are you changing all the names . No, im not im back on im back on facts. Jimmy so theres two real people named chizzy and clay chizzy and clay were real names. [ laughter ] jimmy wow, id see that movie. Tippecumseh was a slight jimmy fast and the furious, chizzy and clay. [ light laughter ] theyre not getting along theres a lot of antag, thes [ light laughter ] he was that guy. Jimmy i love that guy. You know, yeah. You would like him, you would have fit right into cabin six. [ light laughter ] so were there everybody is doing their thing but i can tell there is a relationship here between these two that is headed for trouble. And the days go by, you do the flag football, capture the flag, and one day, we are doing archery. Clay is teaching us how to shoot bows and arrows. Jimmy sure and chizzy is not around. And clays upset and hes like, has anybody seen him . Hes getting a little worked up and sure enough, about a half mile away, over the ridge comes this little dot of a person and hes screaming, you know, clay, youre an idiot, you know, im going to report you to the counselors. Its little chizzy and hes coming toward us and clay takes a bow from the kid next to him and an arrow jimmy oh, gosh and he pulls it back about as far as he can and he just lets it go and i dont think he was trying to actually i dont think he was trying to do anything. I think he was just trying to send out kind of a warning flare, if you will jimmy yeah, yeah sure, sure, yeah and im only 11 years old and im watching this thing and i dont know anything about aerodynamics but im like, thats got good trajectory [ laughter ] jimmy its got some heat on it and it proceeds to soar through the air and just in one of those moments where the world stops spinning on its axis, the arrow goes through this young mans arm, little chizzy [ audience ohs ] yeah, yeah he pulls up the arm. The arrow has gone through it. He is fine, he is fine the kid is fine but moments later, all the children were collected from camp and that was pretty much the end of my camp experience. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. You totally scared your daughters. Yeah. [ applause ] i dont know that that deserves an applause that is an absolute true story jimmy its a great story but then, you come from hanging with, you know, the events with hanging with chizzy, and you end up being a bigtime actor, and youre in this new film here this is where i segue. [ laughter ] smooth. Jimmy thank you very much. [ laughter ] this is called seamless. Jimmy thank you. Brian banks. Brian banks, the story its a true story. Yeah, it is jimmy tell me who you play in this movie. Its actually an incredible story. Brian banks, who is a football player, hes 16 years old in high school who had pete carroll scouting him. He has an amazing football career ahead of him and was accused of a crime that he didnt commit and the criminal Justice System kind of scooped him up he spent six years in prison its a very rare very rough story. Aldis hodge, who is a wonderful actor plays him in the film and i play Justin Brooks, who is a a reallife guy in fact, both these guys is obviously a a very true story. Brian sought out the help of Justin Brooks who runs the california Innocence Project which is exonerated over 30 people and kind of gotten these people who are in prison, sometimes, 10, 20, 30 years, gotten them out. Jimmy for stuff they didnt do for stuff they didnt do, and not technicality stuff i mean, these are real people who just flat out didnt do it and he you know, brian, who is an incredible advocate for himself and kind of a ere,ery pe person, he wheot ts case overturned and hisam it is an incredible the way that it finishes up is pretty good jimmy wow. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres greg kinnear in the new film brian banks. Take a look at this. Look, brian, i know, i must explain to you, we only work with wrongly imprisoned people i was wrongly imprisoned. I know, i know, but youre out now, okay. Its a good thing and you took a plea you dont have to elead out, you didnt go to trial so you cant appeal theres nothing you can do theres always so you can file a habeas petition a what . Its the writ of habeas corpus you challenge the conviction based on new evidence. But if you were paying attention, and there you heard me, its gotta be damn good evidence, all right . Jimmy greg kinnear, everybody. [ cheers and applause brian banks opens this friday greg kinnear well be right back with Phoebe Wallerbridge stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause so kim, you gg drive safe save discount . Yup, using the app. Ive been quite vigilant. Sharon says step on it. The meetings started. Ok, write her back dear sharon, dont mess with my discount faster mommy, i gotta go to the bathroom. I do too honey, but were gonna hold it for mommys discount. Easy, easy but youre in labor . Dont mess with my discount uh hem. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is the creator of two emmynominated shows, killing eve and fleabag. Everyone, please welcomersnd ap jimmy hi, so great to see you. You too jimmy i love you i love having you. Im a big fan. All these emmy nominations i mean, two separate shows i mean, this is unbelievable fleabag, i want to say got 11 nominations and killing eve, nine emmy nominations. Not too shabby at all. Youre the second person ever in the history of television to do be up for outstanding drama and Comedy Series. Thats amazing how does it feel [ cheers and applause i dont know. Thank you. Jimmy what made you come back to do season two . Because you werent going to do that, right . Of fleabag . Yes, i wasnt. And i was very smug about not coming back because i thought i had a lot of artistic integrity in not coming back after the first one. Because the first season had a a proper ending in my mind it was based on a play and it was adapted to the same ending and i wasnt sure that the i felt like in the first season,r. And especially because the camera in the show, fleabag talks to the camera a lot. And that was the relationship that was most important to me. In the beginning, in the first season, by the end, she stops talking to the camera for the final five minutes of the show and i thought, unless i can reinvent a reason for why she talks to the camera again, i cant see how i could justify coming back. Because the whole point in the first one was that she had this front, this persona to the camera, until the secret was revealed and then shes kind of shy and so going back to the Second Season was the same persona, even though they know her dark secret seemed sort of dishonest to the character and so then, when i came up with the trick of another character seeing that she looks at the camera. So thats when the whole thing cracks open again. I inhis seaso by the way yes, i know jimmy which, if youve ever seen fleabag, i go wait, where is the where is the cgi come into fleabag . It was kind of a necessary, little last minute moment, because we had to have a fox in the final episode of the Second Season and i had written this kind of like sexy urban fox character, you know, not thinking that ive got to cast this guy. So thinking this, you know and foxes theyre everywhere in london they come out an night and theyve got a swagger. And you can i mean, they kind of, they own the city at night. And so i had written this fox that comes in, looks at fleabag with this kind of wise look in his eye, then looks down and then fleabag gives him a a line says, he went that way. And then he trots off. And sort of naively, i was like, yeah. Well just, you know, get a couple of real foxes and just give them the notes. [ laughter ] and weve got a really good director and the script is strong you know, theyll be fine. Jimmy fox director yeah yeah, and these two terrified Little Country foxes turned up with their handler, called buttercup and primrose. [ light laughter ] jimmy is that the name of the handler or the name of the foxes . [ laughter ] the handler, brian and terry were foxes no, so primrose and buttercup were the foxes and they turned up and they had never been in a a city before, because theyve been brought up and trained in a sort of, you know, countryside drama school for foxes. [ laughter ] and they and it was a really busy road. And there were like, massive vermin it was in the middle of the night. And there are massive buses going past and so all the crew had to kind of huddle in the corner not to upset the foxes. And they literally came out and they were like, what the hell is this place . Jimmy yeah and the only way to calm them down was to play coldplay [ laughter ] and so the handlers i know, its so bad. The handlers took out little discman, like a cd player, and they were like Everyone Needs to be quiet now. Because buttercup particularly likes this track [ laughter ] so she might come out. But fingers crossed. And then we played, i think it was fix you or yellow. Hicant rememb and the whole crew was standing there like this. [ laughter ] and im at the bus stop going, dont move. And the bus would be like but then eventually, they come out and theyd scrapple around and got a snout in one shot and a bit of the tail in the other as they were running around. U. Jimmy you think. That buttercup hates new environments and that primrose is very nervous around people. So either way were [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] sorry. Probably shouldnt say that. [ laughter ] and so we ended up having to get the cgi foxes. [ cheers and applause and there he was jimmy so when you see that, know that its cgi fox in fleabag season 2 yeah, yeah. Jimmy some of the things in fleabag are based off of things in your life. Semiautobiographical. Theres a book coming out, i just saw somewhere oh. Well, the screenplays are coming out jimmy fun. Ill have check that out which is really great because the stage directions have a lot of you know, they tell a o thiin . There was only yeah, it was in this season, i mean, its very much not autobiographical where occasionally there are little moments that, sometimes id be writing them and ill beik and then i realize i got a a haircut. Theres a haircut in season two and fleabags sister gets a dramatic haircut and i got a dramatic haircut weirdly before i started filming fleabag one. Which is why i have that really short haircut. Otherwise, i never would have had it so i went and got this haircut and i was you know when youre just i dont know if youve ever had this when it gets a little too short and you have a little cry about it jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] oh, yeah sadly, ive had that happen. Yeah and then youre trying to like, pull it to make it grow longer and no one understands. Jimmy no and you feel like its the end of the world jimmy and you go, i have such a big face. Yes [ light laughter ] jimmy why would i think that this haircut would work on my head . Exactly so i had that. And i got home and i had this haircut. And i was like, im gonna start filming in a couple of days and i got this tiny little like, lego hair and i dont know what im doing. [ light laughter ] its like, oh god. And called my sister and i called her and obviously, i was being really overdramatic and i was like [ sobbing and then she picked up the phone and listened to the whole thing and she was like, okay this is really serious im coming over. And it was the sweetest thing. Because she came over it was kind of exciting for her to be like, get over yourself its hair. Itll grow back. But she was like, no, this is a travesty ill be there in 20 minutes. [ laughter ] and theres such a good sister and then she came over, opened the door and was like, its fine its french, its short. And were going to be fine. And then, and so then in the show, that similar thing happens with the sisters and so this is kind of an homage to my fantastic sister. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Phoebe Wallerbridge in season 2 of fleabag. Take a look at this. Hey no. Anthony no. That is exactly what she asked for. No its not we want compensation claire ive got two important meetings and i look like a a pencil [ laughter ] no. Dont blame me for your bad choices. Hair isnt everything. What hair is everything we wish it wasnt, so we could actually think about Something Else occasionally. But it is. Its the difference between a good day and a bad day were meant to think that its a symbol of power, that its a a symbol of fertility. Some are exploited for it and it pays your [ bleep ] bills hair is everything, anthony. Jimmy thats exactly right [ cheers and applause yes. Phoebe wallerbridge, everybody. [ cheers and applause fleabag va phoebe and i are playing think fast when we come back. Stick around [ cheers and applause at tmobile, for 40 line for four lines, its all included for the whole family, starting with unlimited data. Use as much as you want, when you want. And if you like netflix, its included on us. Plus no surprises on your bill. Taxes and fees are included. 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It just has to be the very first thing that pops in your head, okay im terrified jimmy phoebe, because you are the guest, i will read your questions first. Okay. Jimmy you ready for this here we go okay. Jimmy got a little lighting change oh, my god. [ light laughter ] jimmy ready . Yeah. Jimmy whats in your pocket fingerprints. [ laughter ] jimmy where do you go when you need to cry . Big balloon jimmy why did you yell at debra . Because she did the thing jimmy how old are most teenagers . Seven [ laughter ] jimmy tell me something cool balooba da baba baboo. [ laughter ] jim jimmy now, its my turn. Phoebe, whenev y that was bizarre. Jimmy okay, this is good, yeah did the light go down for you as well . Jimmy debra knows what she did, by the way. Debra does know jimmy she knows what she did. She knows i have to wait for the lights . Jimmy here you go. Ready . Whats your secret talent jimmy i can, uh sing. [ light laughter ] whose fault is it jimmy garys [ laughter ] when is the best time to hug someone . Jimmy 5 00 a. M [ laughter ] what movie will win best picture three years from now jimmy the long windy plague [ laughter ] sing your favorite salad topping. [ light laughter ] croutons [ ding ] [ cheers and applause jimmy salad topping i love it jimmy sounds like a salad dressing all right. Okay. Jimmy the final round in this round, well both pick up a card with the same set of questions. Well ask them and answer them back and forth and ill start okay, ready . Hmm jimmy hmm. H thing you say when you wake up jimmy whats tir bing [ laughter ] why are you scared right now jimmy i dont like spiders where is the best place to get married . In an tiny, tiny, tiny little box [ laughter ] whats the funniest thing you own . Jimmy a car. [ laughter ] oh, sorry. Whats the secret to making it in hollywood blinking. [ laughter ] make up a name for a song . Jimmy time to get back, jack [ laughter ] yes jimmy how do you smile like that. [ laughter ] whats another name for a horse . Jimmy a cantor why t because its wet. [ cheers and applause oh, my god jimmy that was think fast with Phoebe Wallerbridge. [ cheers and applause fleabag is available on Amazon Prime Video stick around well be right back with big sean, everybody. [ cheers and applause new sichuan hot chicken. For a heart breaking limited time only at panda express. [ because im me byfrom the 5am wakers, this is us. To the 6am sleepers. Everyone uses their phone differently d thats why Xfinity Mobile created a different kind of Wireless Network one thats designed to save you money. By auto connecting to millions of secure wifi hot spots. And the best lte everywhere else. Xfinity mobile. Its wireless reimagined. Simple. Easy. Awesome. [ cheers and applause jimmy he is one of our favorites. Here with the tv debut of his new song, single again, give it up bi [ cheers and applause what happens when it too good to throw away you either let it go bad or go away i need to pra take my time take my time ima take my time nanananananan nanananananana im single again told her well be better off friend maybe i should just focus on me and slow down dont rush romanc im single again told em that we better off friends blaming you i just so easy but maybe th problems me im single agai guess thats jus the way its gon be maybe i should spend this time on me maybe i should spend this cash on me instead of blaming al my old girls when i leave instead of calling up these fake hoe that i dont nee old relationships turn to new deja vu got me feeling lik i dont with you oh nah nah thats the old me you with the new m honestly all the disrespec had damn near ruined me all the trust gon seems like all you say is prove it to m and you know i suck at lying dont go do it to me maybe cause my mama never worked it out with my dad maybe cause she ha insecurities and she had em ba maybe cause single parent love was all i ever had who know im single again told her well be better off friend maybe i should jus focus on m and slow down dont rush romanc im single again told em tha we better off friends blaming you is just so eas but maybe the problems me im single again guess thats just the way its gon be maybe i should spend this time on me maybe i should spen this cash on m take my time take my time ima take my time take my time ima take my tim even if im late ima take my time what have you done for yourself what have you done for your mental healt i even tried the drugs and they didnt help short term fix that breaks everything els and my bros keep throwing me these random girls in stallions i need the best advice went across the street to khaled he said the major key is to be strong on your ow lose your other half youre never off balance lookin for the lov in somebody else that i prolly should gave to myself cycles i need to break in myself if im alone im secon to no one else so im single agai told her well b better off friends maybe i should just focus on me and slow dow dont rush romance im single again told em that we better off friend blaming you is just so eas but maybe the problems me im single agai i guess thats jus the way its gon be maybe i should spend this time on me maybe i should spend this cash on m take my time ima take my time yeah even if im lat ima take my tim and stay on this grind [ cheers and applause jimmy big sean thats how you do it good to see you, buddy good to see you. Big sean [ cheers and applause single again is out now. My thanks to greg kinnear, Phoebe Wallerbridge, and big sean always good to see you, bu and the roots right there. Hey, roots [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight amanda seyfried, from pose actress and comedian sandra bernhard, star of dont let go actress storm reid featuring the 8g band with julian dorio [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . 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