[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you. Hello. Welcome. Hey, looking good. Thank you very much. Everybody welcome. Welcome, welcome welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers ] nice to see you, boys. [ cheers ] thank you, sir you guys, theres so much going on right now beyonce just dropped a new album [ cheers and applause and a Netflix Documentary all in the same day. Also, the time 100 list was released the Mueller Report comes out tomorrow, and someone leaked the end to the avengers. [ audience ohs ] theres a lot to go over so, lets just jump in, and ve [ cheers and applas been busy, who else has been busy Robert Mueller hes been working on his report for 22 months. The president was like, thats crazy, thats four years. But you know what else could take 22 months watching every avengers movie. Someone [ cheers and applause well earned months someone just leaked the ending to endgame, and now everyone is freaking out, so please dont post spoilers. If you do, you know where you wont end up, on times list of 100 most influential people yeah [ applause ] 100 people, thats the same number of people that still subscribe to time magazine, but there are so many great names on this years list. Michelle obama, lebron james, and of course Robert Mueller [ laughter ] President Trump says muellers report will exonerate him, but democrats arent so sure which makes sense. I mean, theyre known to swing to the left to the left [ laughter ]i still cant belie released an album and a documentary. I mean, how did she find the time speaking of the time 100, i saw that bts made this years list we love those guys they have almost as many members as the avengers. Seriously, dont post spoilers if you do, guess whos going to be knocking on your door Robert Mueller [ laughter ] in conclusion, times list read it. Mueller report read it. Beyonce documentary, watch it. Avengers spoilers, watch it. [ cheers and applause there is a theres a lot to talk about, but we got to start with beyonce. I mean, everybody is excited about her documentary, that includes local news anchors. Seemke same idea when it came to covering it. Watch this the beehive is buzzing. The beyhive is buzzing the beehive is buzzing. The beehive buzzing queen bee, she is buzzing all right [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Steve all right. Jimmy queen buzz is beying i am so stan right now, af. [ applause ] its Pretty Amazing though she released a documentary and a surprise album when they heard that democrats and republicans were like, forget the Mueller Report, this is the only release that matters. I mean this is it right here. [ cheers and applause you guys hear about this e. L. James, the woman who wrote fifty shades of grey, shes come out with her newest erotic novel. Its called the mister. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs jimmy and the storys actually about income inequality, or as Bernie Sanders put it, ive never been so turned on in my life. [ cheers and applause i want to read chapter two call critics are calling it the most sexually charged story ever about the guy at the super thats right, the book is market that sprays the produce hi, im the mister [ laughter ] here is a [ laughter ] see, im trying to do the steve spray bottles. Jimmy the sound effect, yeah spray steve i like the sound effect, too. That was a good one. [ croaking ] now do the 409 ill do that for you jimmy oh, whats the other steve you go like this jimmy all right so [ croaking ] [ laughter ] steve mr. Mister. My ohice. Mr. Mister. Reference. Kyrie eleison down the roa that i must travel Kyrie Eleison im in a mr. Mister cover band [ laughter ] heres a crazy story a Science Teacher in japan was arrested for teaching his students how to make ecstasy the teacher says he feels terrible, but also really, really good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] listen to this, the other day in connecticut a Police Officer who likes to wear tap shoes while hes on duty was able to run down a car thief, and the suspect asked how many years hed spend in jail, the officer was like, five, six, seven, eight. [ applause ] i like that. Steve come on. Jimmy finally, check this out. Carls jr. Is testing out a cbd infused burger [ cheers and applause so far, its working cause customers, eat the burger outside, look up and say sweet, carls jr. And then walk back inside [ laughter ] it works its fantastic kind of genius [ applause ] guys, i read somethinglyt steve what jimmy so weve updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a segment called popular mathematics. [ cheers and applause popular mathematics mathematics jimmy first, lets take a look at our first equation here if you take anderson cooper, plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, it equals Bernie Sanders steve what jimmy you see what im saying so thats do you understand yeah, if you take your sexy math teacher steve love it. Jimmy plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals beto orourke. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy im so excited to teach you algebra. Heres another one striking a match tefitch, it equals lit af. [ laughter ] steve lit af. Jimmy that joke was on fleek steve fleek. On fleek street. [ laughter ] bought a condo there [ laughter ] jimmy if you take candy crush. Steve sure jimmy plus playing while youre on the toilet, it equals game on thrones. Steve oh [ cheers ] jimmy there you go, that one come on. Steve come on. Jimmy now youre stretching the imagination. Steve thats crappy. Jimmy here is another one, fall out boys pete wentz steve sure jimmy plus pirates booty, plus the edge times two. Steve yeah jimmy equals Pete Buttigieg steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy if you take blts minus the lettuce, it equals bts. Steve oh [ cheers ] jimmy great sandwich great band whats your favorite sandwich . Steve i have to say, gosh dang it. Jimmy is it like a steve its either a reuben jimmy a reuben steve yeah, thank you. Jimmy i understand steve reuben is a good one french dip jimmy french dip my favorite rapper dude. Steve french dip jimmy ladies and gentlemen french dip [ airhorn i might dip i like this i dip it like that i dip it wit a whiffle ball bat [ airhorn steve french dat jimmy french dat dude, french dab, dude steve yeah jimmy french dab steve yeah jimmy french dab tariq, favorite sandwich tariq questloves impossible cheese steaks jimmy oh [ audience oohs feels like a plug. [ laughter ] that feels like [ talking over each other jimmy do you have a favorite sandwich, cause youre a cook . Tariq yeah, im going to go rotisserie Chicken Salad jimmy oh, rotisserie Chicken Salad . Tariq yeah jimmy what makes it a salad, mayonnaise . Tariq celery, see i like you, i hate mayonnaise, but a little teeny bit, like in a Chicken Salad, in a tuna salad, you know what i mean, just a dab of mayo jimmy wait, . Steve hey [ air horn ] yo yo yo say rotisserie thats why i say r you say tisserie rotisserie rotisserie give it up for french dab. [ cheers ] steve 501 hundred, the sandwich squad top of the billboard [ laughter ] jimmy oh, here is another one, continuing the bit. [ laughter ] jimmy popular math here we go this one is spotting a rat, plus saturday night fever, equals panic at the disco. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy you understand this is math steve math [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally if you take stanley tucci, plus a jock strap, it equals the stanley cup. Thats what im talking about. Steve oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight she stars in the new series, the widow on amazon prime video. Kate beckinsale is here tonight. [ cheers and applause its a good show plus, his show cobra kai is back for a Second Season on youtube premium. Ralph macchio is here. Cobra kai [ cheers and applause and since it is National Poetry month, were closing out the show with spoken word poet Rudy Francisco [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy stick around well be right back with more of the tonight show everybody. [text tone] [text tone] [text tone] nice mmmmmm so nice nice steady the e bow. Shoot me one . Hh boom shaka laka. Feistyso you can do more. Feels so good feels so good feels so good target run and done. 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It was funny because when we would call another insurance company, hey would say oh we cant beat usaa were the webber family. Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were about to play a fun game called can you feel it . [ cheers and applause can you feel it jimmy tonight ill be facing off against a very worthy opponent. She stars in the new series the widow on amazon prime video. Please welcome the one and only Kate Beckinsale. [ cheers and applause im scared already. Jimmy i know, im scared no are you a little bit kind of scared. Jimmy all right, no, its going to be fun. Here is how it works were going to have a number of mystery objects brouou front of us and our job is to guess what each one is the catch is that we have to figure it out by touch alone just feeling. Jimmy you put yeah, just feeling. And im freaked out about this i am. Jimmy game already [ laughter ] all right, so since im the host, im going to go first. Excellent jimmy thats what it says on the card. Why . [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. All right, lets get the object why . Why . Can i look at what it is . Jimmy yeah, yeah you can look, yeah okay. Jimmy okay oh, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. [ laughter ] okay, i dont know if youre if thats your poker face or what all right, ill have 30 seconds to identify what this is here we go [ laughter ] watch out there [ laughter ] jimmy its freaking me out it feels warm or something its warm, i dont like it whatever it is [ laughter ] it really grossing me out. This is so odd i cant even describe this im not looking at anyone. [ laughter ] oh, man, oh, man can i just put my right hand thats cheating you have to do both. Jimmy oh, gosh oh i hate this game so much [ laughter ] im going to freak out right now. All right. Im doing it here we go hey. [ cheers ] ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah please please oh, my god [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, oh, its marshmallow peeps yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy god, you guys are the worst you are all the worst people you were cringing. You were like oh, my god. The worst. My own audience turned on me oh, my god do not trust, especially her oh, my gosh. That one . Jimmy yes. Alright, i have my eye on you. Jimmy she was making a face like, eh, dont touch it. All right. [ laughter ] all right. Kate, you know we would never do anything wrong or rude to you. So you have 30 seconds [ audience oohs okay. Jimmy but no, the saying all right jimmy theyre not oohing that theyre excited about [ laughter ] we get to talk about your new show, the widow. Its going to be fun oh [ laughter ] okay. We have a deal about i cant touch vomit. Ill touch poop jimmy i would never do that really, i would never ever, ever, ever i would never do that. Im phobic about jimmy ah i dont like [ laughter ] i dont like poo but im phobic of vomit. And ill go home jimmy no, stop saying poo and vomit. Sorry [ laughter ] jimmy were not doing either were no, this is Network Television here we go but, you never know what it might be wait no poo [ laughter ] if i have to, ill do poo jimmy all right, yeah. But, vomit, im going home. [ laughter ] jimmy well, then well, then i think youll be youll be close on this one. Is it poo [ laughter ] they wouldnt do poo to me, would they [ laughter ] jimmy not quite. [ laughter ] is it going to bite me . [ laughter ] is it . Jimmy you know, im dabbing you right now. Im dabbing you right now. Im so excited just go for it stop it jimmy go for it. Come on oh, god jimmy oh, no [ cheers ] its sticky its sticky and wet. Its a poo its a huge poo. [ laughter ] is it . Jimmy no you can grab it. Oh, is this alive jimmy no oh, wait a minute is it a cinnamon roll . Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause i love that. How did you guess that way to fake me out. Jimmy this game i mean, it was good, right yeah oh, my god. Jimmy no, i would never do that ive aged quite a few years jimmy Kate Beckinsale, are you kidding me no, no, no my turn unfortunately, again ah all right. Here we go [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause come on get in therenow e audience is playing the gameandt remember how lovely peeps were remember how lovely peeps were jimmy ah, is it moving is it moving [ laughter and applause im freaking out, man come on, dude. Yeah. Jimmy oh, god. [ laughter ] freaking out right now all right. Oh, my gosh. I hate this game so much this is slightly less of an easter theme [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] oh, jimmy. [ cheers ] jimmy is it is it worms . Jimmy get that out of here [ laughter ] this is the worst game ever [ laughter ] that wasnt good jimmy everyone knows i dont like any of that stuff [ laughter ] this purells not enough oh, my god [ laughter ] oh, god jimmy not a big deal im fine with worms. Are you kidding me im like a total outdoorsman [ laughter ] all right, kate, youre up its cant be come on, its got be easier than that. Here we go yeah here we go ah ah [ audience oohs no no no. Jimmy oh oh, that lady in the mustard yellow has made me scared. [ laughter ] jimmy oh do i wish it was poo . Jimmy oh i wish it was poo [ laughter ] dont say that what god, you guys. [ laughter ] dont. Its so much scarier when its really you doing it. [ laughter ] [ audience screams ] oh, watch out. [ audience screams ] oh, its leathery. Was it the under belly of something . What is what is that . What is that [ audience screams ] [ ]oved jimmy ah, time is up i didnt know there was a a timer. I was over here all day. Jimmy there was a it was a giant frog [ laughter ] no. Was it really . Jimmy look at it yeah, hes cute. [ laughter ] oh, god [ fog horn ] oh, god. Jimmy what did you think it was . It was leathery. It was leathery i thought it was somethings under belly and it was jimmy it was [ laughter ] you were actually right. Oh, this is the last round thank goodness the final round. Im light headed. Jimmy for this one, were both going to [ gethughter ] at the same time . Oh [ laughter and applause i dont like [ indiscernible jimmy were going to get the same item. The first person to guess it, wins so we go in one side each jimmy yes. [ laughter ] ah [ cymbals crash jimmy i touched your hand. I know that [ laughter ] was it jimmys hand . Jimmy ah ah did you feel something . Jimmy it felt warm or something. Warm . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] ah its alive. It alive [ laughter ] oh its a person. Its a man jimmy ah [ laughter ] is it a man jimmy what is it not a a person dont look is it a man . Is it my stepdad [ laughter ] oh, its moving around a lot [ laughter ] its a person. Its a person. Jimmy its a person. What is it a him . Who is that jimmy thats a foot. [ laughter ] oh, my god. [ cheers and applause jimmy get the wheres the purell now wheres the purell . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] that was a foot whos foot was that . Jimmy i have no idea that was tom cruises foot [ laughter ] all right, thanks to Kate Beckinsale. Stick around [ cheers and applause were going to be talking with kate after the break you better come on back. [ cheers and applause pringles wavy. With a big crunch and totally different flavors, theyre not really pringles. Just like thats not really daddy. Yes it is. Ok. Pringles wavy. Theyre not, not pringles. This is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. Get more of the brands you love and quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. Maxx life at t. J. Maxx. 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Thats how much youve damaged me [ laughter ] jimmy you were please let it jimmy looking forward to that no just let it be poo, at least its not moving. Jimmy i love having you here i like you being in new york city. I do. Jimmy because i always think of your movie serendipity aww jimmy with john cusack thats right, yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy and you were fantastic in that. Thanks. Jimmy you just did something recently that i thought was very funny were you in toronto . Or no, were i was i was at the Toronto Film Festival and i hate to ruin it for everybody. But some of serendipity was not shot in new york so, first of all, it was august and we were pretending it was christmas and ice skating. And we were sweating so that im ruining the movie. Sorry. Making for the airport and leaving the festival i found myself in the elevator going, wait a second, ive been in this elevator before this elevators very familiar. Which never im not constantly saying that in elevators. Ive never said it before. [ laughter ] and i realized it was the one that, you know, we had this very romantic moment of, well, lets press floors and see what floor we end up on and if its the same one, were meant to be together which is such a a [ bleep ]. I cant even imagine [ laughter ] jimmy no, its romantic. What are you talking about i mean, what a terrible idea, really but anyway, i realized it was that and i go, even though im late for the airport, i would love to reenact this. And the only person there was this porter who had our luggage and had never seen the movie or knew anything about me at all. And i just said, look, could you just say this when i say this . And he said, absolutely not. And i said [ laughter ] i said, could you please . Im begging you. So, he was a real sport in the end. And he actually did it i mean cusack should watch out cause he crushed it jimmy really but he did a good job, yeah jimmy we do have a do you . Jimmy clip yes, here is Kate Beckinsale recreating a scene from serendipity with this porter check this out get in. Take a breath and then when the door closes, hit a button. I dont understand what youre saying. You dont have to understand you just have to have faith. What . Destiny stop bothering me i gotta work im going to call my manager [ cheers and applause jimmy hes great hes the best ever. He is fantastic he was such a sport im so glad we get the opportunity to tell him thank you. Jimmy i heard this thing about you. I dont know if its true or not. But i heard that you have a very good fake sneeze. It is quite good, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy how did you know you could do a fake sneeze well, i was really of jealous of people who had allergies when i was at hoht ] jimmy what i didnt have them. I didnt believe i believe it now because i have every allergy going. But at school, i didnt have them so people would sneeze, you know, two or three hundred times and then get sent out of a science class. Jimmy yeah and i had nothing so i, sort of, worked up a a really convincing sneeze and then tested it out hey, presto, outside i was, doing something more fun [ laughter ] jimmy so could you give us a taste of what a fake sneeze would be could you do it for us yeah, you want me to do it . Jimmy yeah okay. Jimmy you guys want to hear it [ cheers ] ready jimmy here we go [ cheers and applause its really good. Okay, ready . Jimmy yeah [ sneeze ] [ cheers and applause jimmy that actually good isnt it . Jimmy that is fantastic. Yeah. Because i give this sort of illusion that there is matter in there and there isnt. [ laughter ] jimmy this youve got to teach like a master class on this wait, so i go like [ sneeze ] nearly, but youve got to make it wetter jimmy wetter youve got to use that clack that punch bag thing at the back of your throat jimmy oh, yeah to make it slightly wetter. [ sneeze ] [ laughter ] jimmy that sounded gross commit. Commit harder. [ sneeze ] jimmy no [ laughter ] [ sneeze ] jimmy i cant do it. Thats nearly good. You just got to try it jimmy just do it one more time it really is good. [ sneeze ] [ sneeze ] [ sneeze ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy that is that is unbelievable its quite good isnt it . Jimmy is that how you sneeze in real life . No. Jimmy no no. Im not allowed to sneeze. Jimmy are you one of these people that go no. I love it when people do that. Jimmy i do not like that at all. I do. Jimmy its got to release somewhere. You know and i feel like i know what you mean. Jimmy something is going to happen youre like your brains go yeah. Eyes come out. No, no but i like, especially when men do it like that. Jimmy and they go, god bless you. When a man does that, its endearing. That is a sneeze jimmy the watermelon, yeah no, my real sneeze. Im banned from doing it at home my daughter says my daughter i mean the thing is, i heard, maybe one of you know, either an orgasm is an eighth of a sneeze or a sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm. Which way is it . [ laughter ] thats true. Anyway jimmy well, we just faked it for a good 30 seconds there so i wait, are you really thats an actual medical fact thats a fact. Thats definitely true i just cant fully i dont know which way around it is. Jimmy what its true anyway, if you cant [ laughter ] well, i like it. Its sort of a nose orgasm that sometimes i dont get to sneeze very often jimmy you called it a nose orgasm it is jimmy thats not true at all. Thats not a medical term at all. A nosegasm. Jimmy its not a nosegasm. It is well, for me it is jimmy for you it is. I have a very sensitive nose [ laughter ] like a labrador puppy. Jimmy holy moly. Anyway, so i like to really open up all the flanges and barrels. I dont sneeze very jimmy i really dont really, im kind of intrigued. How do you really sneeze, then well, if im at home, i wouldnt do this in public but if im at home i like to really kind of open my mouth as wide as i can. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. All right. Wow. And then you just go for it. I just really let it flow, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy were good i got you, okay. Now, lets talk about your lets talk about your series on amazon, please the widow. Im sweating now. Jimmy i know im sweating trust me, me too all right. Now im thinking of the person that sneezes like yeah. And what theyre hiding you know jimmy lets talk about the widow. Okay, lets jimmy this is a i like the premise of this. Yeah, no one sneezes in it. Jimmy no, but you play a a character whose husband dies in a plane crash yeah. Jimmy and its tragic. But then what happens is, you see your husband yes, she thinks she sees like a second of him on some news footage in africa and obviously freaks out and jimmy thats the premise right there. Yeah. Jimmy and its fantastic so every terrible thing that could happen to a person either happens to her or nearly happens to her jimmy yeah apart from like, a colonoscopy, which isnt that dramatic but almost Everything Else happens. Jimmy but shes chasing and trying to find him yeah, she goes out to africa and tries to find him and then sort of gets weird messages to leave. And a Kate Beckinsale in the widow. Take a look at this. Here is the great there are two men with guns watching you turn around. No, theres got to be a way out the back of this market. Maybe there. Where are you now georgia. Georgia. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause Kate Beckinsale. Season one of the widow is streaming now on amazon prime video. Ralph macchio joins us after the break. 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Everyone please welcome Ralph Macchio. [ cheers and applause jimmy ralph. Ralph macchio. Welcome back to the show thank you jimmy congrats on cobra kai. Thank you, man. Jimmy last time we were here we were talking about it, before it came out yep jimmy now its been out and everyone loved it. It was a super hit its 100 fresh on Rotten Tomatoes congratulations. Thats a big deal. [ applause ] i also read its one of the most searched tv shows on google for 2018. Well take it jimmy exactly, yeah. Thats pretty fun. It has been beyond expectations and we are just hopefully only just beginning so, its really exciting jimmy i loved it are kids now coming up to you . Yeah, you know, thats whats great about it. We have great young characters in the show along with, you know, the great rivalry between johnny and daniel. But well, i get a lot of young kids now its like, theyre like, this is my favorite show and my dad, it was his Favorite Movie and now this is our favorite thing to do together, watch cobra kai. Jimmy thats good to hear. And its awesome then they usually say, and my grandma had you on her wall. [ laughter ] and i do the math and its maybe true jimmy no, thats not true. Then you get these guys that, you know, the movie changed their life, or whatever this is the show that they never thought they needed and they just are a very passionate and their like, then my dad, grew up in jersey just like you, too, ralph. And im like, you know, i didnt grow up in jersey that was the character hes like, no, youre from newark, man. [ laughter ] and im like, no, i actually live in the burbs in ne, w rk, drives a green Station Wagon and when it stalls, you push itwax , wax off. I know all about your life, man. Memories get a little warped, like someone, you know, who will also say, ive been a a fan since happy days. [ laughter ] ill say, you know what, pat morita played arnold on happy days. And he was mr. Miyagi, so i see the confusion. Like, no, no, when you loved joanie and im like, look, dude, im not chachi. Right . [ laughter ] jimmy dont make me roundhouse you im not chachi with all due respect. Jimmy is it true that your sons name is daniel yes, it is. Jimmy is it based on your character . It had a Little Something to do with it i mean, i thought, you know its one of those things is it too soon and who would ever think id come back to it. My love the name daniel her cousin and good friendel the character initially was named danny weber and then i got the part and they added some vowels. Jimmy Daniel Larusso yeah, larusso but, my son, i think, is proud of it. Jimmy yeah its funny because when he was a kid, he was like 6 or 7 years old, little league, i was behind not coaching the team but cheering my kid on and hes running around third and he takes a spill going around third base and tumbles and you just hear the coach on the other team going, down goes larusso. [ laughter ] its like, dude, thats my kid its like john kreese from cobra kai was coaching the other team jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. But you know what, to be honest, even if he was named ben yeah. Jimmy he still would have said, down goes larusso. Yeah. You got it jimmy lets talk about season two im so excited about this. Cobra kai. William zabka, who plays johnny, i mean, gosh, you guys are just he kills it you guys are great together thanks, man jimmy but you guys fight this season . Well i cant say too much abit but they put it in the trailer, theres a little bit of a intesting after 35 years, you know, i was a little nervous, you know, getting back there some people think i won with the illegal kick and the original film so heres william zabka, who is arguably considered the dick of the 80s, i guess [ laughter ] jimmy thats how good he was. Hes a great friend, a sweethearta a phenomenal actor, but im thinking maybe hes a little pissed jimmy yeah wow. Its his chance and it was funny, we were doing the rehearsal of some of the fisticuffs there before we shot it the next day and hes like, okay, lets just run through this one more time but just, lets just do this part just for pretend. And i took pause to that and i said, you know, bill, listen, tomorrow when the cameras are here, its still pretend. [ laughter ] jimmy we are not actually ever going to fight. And hes like, no, no, youre going to be fine. Youre going to be fine. It was great we shared a great laugh. Jimmy hes like, oops. And im here to talk about it so you guys are going to love it jimmy hes great the show is great. Its funny its got heart its family. I just hits it all the bases for me i loved it so much thank you man jimmy whats happening in season 2 now season 2 is sort of the battle for the heart of the san fernando valley. Its cobra kai versus miyagido where Daniel Larusso now opens up miyagido dojo to tch carry on the legacy of the great mr. Miyagi so there is a lot owoveinto t becomes, you know, the good over evil depending which side you feel is good or evil, you know, and its exciting. Its exciting. Its a great rivalry john kreese, played by marty kove, is back and he kicks butt in the show the great cast, young cast, is terrific i want to show everyone a clip its fantastic heres Ralph Macchio in the new season of cobra kai. Take a look at this. So did i tell you i had to double the classes at cobra kai . So many kids want to join my dojo wow, thats great im so proud of you, johnny. I love how passionate my students are sure, there may not be as many, but they have heart. Okay. So this is happening im just saying, its not the quantity its the quality. Bigger is better. Well, it was just little old me at the all valley, so didnt need an army, just the right moves. Okay, are you two done comparing class sizes . [ cheers and applause jimmy Ralph Macchio, everybody. The new season of cobra kai emri24th on youtube premium. Well be right back with Rudy Francisco stick around everybody [ cheers and applause this is fred. Hes dancing like nobodys watching. And because all of the devices on freds wifi network are protected with xfinity xfi, literally, nobodys watching. Except for millions of you, of course. Wait, millions of people are watching . Yeah. Were making a commercial. If its connected, its protected with xfinity xfi. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. 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Bounce out wrinkles, bounce out static. [ cheers and applause jimmy in honor of National Poetry month, our next guest is here to perform the poem rifle frishelm. Please welcome back to the show, Rudy Francisco [ cheers and applause and the article says the Mexican Government confiscates approximately 30,000 illegal firearms per year. When the guns are taken, they get dismantled and the metal is used to make other types of weapons that will later be utilized by their military in 2012, pedro reyes, an artist from mexico city convinced his government to donate the guns to him and he turned them into music instruments. So somewhere theres a a tambourine, a drum set, a guitar, all made out of things that were used to take people lives but now they create a sound that puts life back into people bodies, which is to say a weapon will always be a weapon but we choose how we fight the war. And from this, i learned that even the most destructive instruments can still create a a melody worth dancing to sometimes. Dont we also call that a battle i wonder how long it took to convince the first rifle that it can hold the note instead of a bullet but still fire into a a crowd and make everyone move when i was six, i was taught how to throw a punch in the 80s, that was the antibullying movement the first time, one of classmates took a yo momma joke a little too far. I remembered my training so i turned his nose into a fountain my fist five pennies i closed my eyes i made a wish. I came home with bloody knuckles and it was the first piece of artwork we hung on the fridge. I remember staring at my hands, the same way you stare at a test when all your answers are correct. I didnt know what class this was. But i did know i was passing and isnt that what masculinity has become a bunch of dudes afraid of their own feelings terrified of any emotion other thngs standing in front of the lightn before we swing we learn the heart is the same size as the fist weve t same functions. Man up well, we dont even know what that means we turn our boys into bayonets we point them in the wrong direction. We pull their triggers and then we ignore all the damage theyre doing in the distance the word repurposed. The word repurposed. The word repurposed. It means to take an object and give it amnesia. It means to make something forget what its been trained to do. So it can use it for a better reason i am learning that this body is not a shotgun. I am learning that this body is not a pistol i am learning that a man is not defined by what he can destroy i am learning that person who only knows how to fight can only communicate in violence and that shouldnt be anyones first language im learning the difference between a garden and a a graveyard is only what you choose to put in the ground. You see once once i came across a picture of a strangelooking violin the caption said that it was made out a rifle and i thought to myself, you know, someday that could be me. [ cheers and applause jimmy Rudy Francisco [ cheers and applause thats how you do it thank you so much. His book helium is in stores now. My thanks to Kate Beckinsale, Ralph Macchio. Rudy francisco [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight olivia munn, comedian ramy youssef, music from matt maeson featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news in a new interview President Trump said that he is not prepared to lose the 2020 election saying, i havent lost very much in my life. Dude, you