Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you please, have a seat. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Give it up for the roots, while youre at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. Well, you guys, this sunday is fathers day is everyone excited . [ cheers and applause of course you are. I love fathers day. Its that special day each year where you call up your dad, and get a few one word answers and then go, well, good talking to you. Alright, bye. [ light laughter ] but you got to call your dad on fathers day, mainly because he has no idea how to text. You know [ light laughter ] this probably wont surprise you, but i read that americans spend 40 less on fathers day than they do on mothers day [ audience ohs ] i cant believe its that close. [ laughter ] on mothers day, you do flowers, brunch, jewelry fathers day, its an air freshener from 7eleven. [ laughter ] its in the shape of a hot dog i love you, dad. [ light laughter ] this year i heard that one of the most popular gifts for dads is a home dna testing kit. [ laughter ] so be sure to pick one up if you want a Great Fathers day, or a really awkward one. [ laughter ] steve what jimmy of course a lot of people are shopping for that perfect fathers day card. And while there are lots of good choices, there are also some very unpopular cards out there. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, this card says, i dont know how you do it. Open it up, it says, but youre single handedly keeping new balance in business. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it goes with nothing i dont know my dads would always be green from mowing the lawn [ light laughter ] next up yeah, you got to work to get that type of sheen on there. [ light laughter ] this card says, we can always count on you. You open it up, it says, to ask how we want our burgers, then cook them all well done. [ laughter ] dont even ask steve yeah, dont ask. Jimmy dont even ask why ask . Steve bun. Jimmy and finally, this card says, you always put your best foot forward. You open it up, it says and its always wearing socks with sandals. There you go [ cheers and applause very interesting cards i like those cards but not only is it fathers day this weekend, its also the u. S. Open out at pebble beach. Yep. Dad can spend all weekend playing golf and watching golf so basically, for one day every dad will feel what its like to be president steve oh jimmy isnt that great [ cheers and applause and finally, you guys, theres a lot going on in the news right now. But instead of me just telling you about it, i thought itd be nice to give you the chance to decide what we talk about. Thats right, its time for, you pick the joke. Here we go [ cheers and applause you pick the joke you pick the joke jimmy so, heres how it works. Im going to show you two new stories, then you guys get to pick which one we talk about okay [ cheers ] here we go lets take a look at story number one a new investigative report regarding President Trumps soninlaw and Senior Advisor jared kushner. A real estate company, partly owned by kushner, has received 90 million bucks in foreign funding since he entered the white house. Jimmy mm, okay heres story number two. New this morning, a naples man is behind bars investigators say he performed a naked striptease in a mcdonalds [ laughter ] jimmy alright, which story do you want to talk about . You want to talk about one or two . [ audience shouting jimmy okay good choice. Good choice. [ laughter ] here we go thats right a guy did a striptease at mcdonalds before it started, the manager was like, give it up for your first entertainer, ronald mcdongle. [ laughter ] lets get those dollars out for the dollar menu. [ light laughter ] thankfully the Police Showed up before he took out his mcnuggets. All right, lets do another [ laughter and applause hey. Lets do another pair of stories. Once again, you guys get to pick heres story number one. House democrats are set to open a series of hearings this week looking to keep the spotlight on the russia investigation. Jimmy all right, heres story number two Police Chased down the 16yearold near manitoba. Photo shows the officers clocking the kid at more than 100 Miles Per Hour when police asked why he was driving so fast, well he told them he ate too many hot wings, and was rushing to find a bathroom [ light laughter ] jimmy okay, now which one would you like to talk about, one or two [ audience shouting two . All right, two. . Good choice here steve got to go number two jimmy thats right [ laughter ] thats right number two steve yeah, number two jimmy thank you, yeah. A kid got pulled over for speeding to get to the bathroom after eating hot wings when the officer said, youre free to go. The kid was like, too late. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right, lets do one last batch. Again, this is your choice okay heres story number one. Former white house aide, hope hicks has agreed to testify before the House Judiciary Committee in a closed session next wednesday jimmy and heres story number two deputies say they found cocaine on a mans nose during a traffic stop, but the suspect insisted it was not his. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, all right. Now which [ applause ] which one do you want to talk about . One or two [ audience shouting two. I think thats a great choice. Here we go thats right, a guy with cocaine on his nose said it wasnt his he was like, i was just smelling it for a friend. [ light laughter ] turns out he wasnt driving 80 Miles Per Hour, he was running. There you go [ cheers and applause thank you for playing you pick the joke. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show tonight. The cast the cast of Stranger Things is here tonight [ cheers and applause ramy youssef is here tonight [ cheers and applause and we are cooking with chef ivan orkin right there [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy if you like good ramen noodle soup, youre going to love the show tonight guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, send out thank you notes. I was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy can i get some thank you note writing music please, james . [ light laughter ] oh, i know what we can get james for fathers day steve whats that . What can we get james for fathers day jimmy a tie. Steve oh [ laughter ] i didnt know it was casual friday jimmy thank you, water balloon fights, for being two minutes of fun, followed by two hours of picking up condom shrapnel out of my lawn. [ cheers and applause thank you, rose in a can for a second i was worried drinking outside at noon had gotten a little too classy [ cheers and applause you showed me thank you, meryl streep joining the cast of big little lies. [ cheers ] or as every other show on tv puts it, why do we even bother any more . [ cheers and applause i mean, come on. Meryl streep shes the best thank you, hard shell tacos, for being one very light squeeze away from turning into a plate of nachos. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, new shaft movie, for letting people celebrate fathers day by watching a bad mother steve shut your mouth [ laughter ] jimmy im just talking about shaft. Steve oh, i can dig it [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, giant pool floats nothing says lets get this Party Started like spending an hour trying to blow up a a fourfoot unicorn. [ cheers and applause [ blowing thank you, buying your dad whiskey for fathers day, for being the perfect way to say, if i had to raise me, id need a drink too. There you guys have it [ laughter and applause those are my thank you notes right there. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause guys, a couple years ago, for fathers day you know, i put out a book for kids called your babys first word will be dada. [ cheers and applause yeah it makes a pretty decent fathers day gift. Very, very proud of it very thick, very long read steve wow. Jimmy anyways, its a fun kids book anyways, we teamed up with mudpuppy i dont know if you know them. They make like cool toys, and puzzles, and stuff like that so we teamed up with them to make dada and actually mama puzzles as well. Dont forget mama. Yeah dont forget mama. [ cheers and applause steve yeah jimmy i know its fathers day, but dont forget mama these are good these are fun puzzles. These puzzles are pretty theyre your basic puzzle, i mean, theres only like two pieces twopiece puzzle [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] steve whoa hey, that seems jimmy yeah, i mean, come on can you beat that . I mean, is that great . Steve thats complicated jimmy well no well what it is it gets the mind moving. You enjoy puzzles. Steve love you know me, im a puzzler jimmy its almost like New York Times crossword, mondays. Steve yeah jimmy it gets you kind of get the brains moving, get the blood moving steve get the juices going yeah jimmy get the juices flowing. You get ready for sunday, when you dont know anything. I mean, do you want to try this steve love it. Let me see if i can do it. [ laughter ] jimmy like what would you do what would you so, youre saying you dont understand the concept how many pieces do you think this is . Steve i dont know jimmy its a twopiece puzzle steve okay jimmy there you go what would you do with it . No, dont eat it [ laughter ] no, you dont eat it no, you dont eat it you dont lay it perpendicular to the other one steve all right, wait a second jimmy oh man dont freak out. This is for kids now steve oh, okay jimmy oh, wait a second. There her goes right there he did it [ ding ] [ cheers and applause thank you to mudpuppy, and everyone everyone working on these puzzles. In fact, in honor of fathers day, everyone in the audience is getting a dada puzzle to take home. Steve aw [ cheers and applause jimmy new mama, dada puzzles and flash cards are on amazon, mudpuppy. Com, wherever kids books are sold. [ cheers and applause well be right back. Happy fathers day to all the dads well be right back with the cast of Stranger Things. [ cheers and applause here are even more reasons to join tmobile. 1. Do you like netflix . Sure you do. Thats why its on us. 2. Unlimited data. 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Jimmy its good to hang with you guys. Im happy to be back. Jimmy im happy you are back and sadie, ive never met you. Yes, its my first time here jimmy its nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. Jimmy please [ cheers and applause lets talk about the new season and things that we can tell people that isnt spoiling anything i know a lot of it was shot in a mall yeah. Jimmy yeah, was it a real mall it was a real mall, actually jimmy it was it was, yeah. It was like this mall jimmy a working mall it was, actually. Technically a working mall. It is still, actually jimmy technically a mall technically a mall. It was a little haunted a little bit. Every time wed be in there, itd be fun, and then, wed all just kind of look at each other and be like something wrong with this mall [ laughter ] and it kind of helped. Yeah. I dont know. Well, the thing is, its still operational. Even though they, like, bought, like, a piece of the mall and they redid it totally to look like an 80s mall. Its incredible like a whole it looks gorgeous, its amazing. Yeah. I think people still go there now. Jimmy yeah they just, like, look around but like jimmy well how much fun is it to be in an empty mall . Its so cool, but its not even empty so fun. So fun. Like a bunch of people are shopping as were filming. In the mall. [ laughter ] people are shopping as were filming. Theyre like, hold, j. C. Penney is having a sale. Like they had little black tarps to block off the set jimmy yeah and i see people just like, huh. [ laughter ] looking in like serious. Spoilers happening, like major plot points. Jimmy dont tweet this dont tweet this i know. There are like serious plot points theyre just looking theyre like, huh. cause its like an active they just kept on walking we sometimes our trailers are in active parking lots yeah. And so, someone will just drive in and be like, is this the keith urban concert . [ laughter ] and theyll just be like jimmy thats a very common and theyll just be like, no, this is a working set. And theyre like, all right. Jimmy all right well they roll up. They dont even care jimmy have fun at keith urban, yeah. Yeah, i guess jimmy i heard that you were what do you call it, you would actually go up and down the escalators yeah. Jimmy as slides yeah, yeah. So like that spot that was my idea. Jimmy that was your idea bad idea. Jimmy oh, its a bad idea. A great, good, bad, good, whatever you want. Its a great idea but like the 80s and stuff, the a. D. s that were in charge of us, they would say it was a a bad idea that space in between the escalator jimmy the space in between the escalator jimmy yes. Yeah, he started sliding down it, and we all did. And then, the Production Team hated us for it. Yeah. But we but no, we went against the rules though still did it. I moved the bear. Yeah. They put a cone but then we moved the cone yeah, we just jumped it jimmy cause you like, no just want cause its basically a giant slide. So fun. It was so much fun. It was a giant slide cause usually they have, like jimmy Little Things stopping you Little Things stopping you. They didnt have that no, they didnt but at then at end, they did and it was like greasy. Yeah. Yeah, it was. [ laughter ] it went really fast it was, but what was cool was that we kept doing it. They told us to stop so we stopped for like a couple weeks, and then, we started doing it again, because, you know i didnt stop yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt stop. He never stopped. I kept going yeah, i was, yeah so im leaving. I forget who it was who suggested it, but like, everyone was like, no, stop. And then, all of a sudden, theyre like, hey, slide down that for the shot. It was maya it was maya. Well, i mean, maya suggested it, but like, everyone was super down with it, except for the a. D. s oh, of course a. Ds were like, do not slide down that, its dangerous. I distinctly remember caleb, someone going, caleb, please do not slide down. And him just going and he just jumped over and him just going jimmy oh, wow. [ laughter ] and i give him this straight face and hes like they hated you for that [ laughter ] and then, i just slide down jimmy it seems like you guys like bonded so much on all of these seasons i mean yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its kind of fun, because its really, i could feel the symmetry. Specifically over disobeying jimmy yeah, exactly, of course but yeah [ light laughter ] did you you came in last season, but do you feel like youre part of the family now . Yeah, i feel like i am. Yes i think i fit in okay i guess. Jimmy well, you definitely are. I mean, i know you guys get together and were just joking backstage, we were all theres always like ten bits going on someones doing a bit and then someones laughing at some other bit. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy then someones singing a song what is this song that you invented caleb, do you oh, another invention of mine [ laughter ] another i know. Wait, do you think you invented sliding no, wait. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, he invented sliding. No ones ever done that before yes you did, technically. On our set, you invented it. On our set. Okay. On our set. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, now whats this song tell him about the song, chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Its a song that i made to annoy gaten and sadie. It works. It definitely works yeah. It definitely yeah then it would go in everyones heads and then, you started barking and annoying everyone. They didnt like you, but then, they joined in then wed joined in yeah. Everyone would join in. You wanna hear it jimmy i would like that. So what does it sound like what is the name of the song chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Its, its oh, god it was just a song to annoy them you guys ready ready ready okay, one, two, three. Chicken noodle soup i feel goo when youre around chicken noodle soup its our cur when im down chicken noodle soup i feel goo when youre around chicken noodle soup its our cure when im down [ cheers and applause jimmy thats just a beautiful i know. That was beautiful. Jimmy its a beautiful, beautiful song very, very good. I feel like im at a keith urban concert. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats one parking lot down how would you explain the new season again im just so excited about that netflix, by the way, did not sneak me any episodes. Which normally, it gets which is so rude. Jimmy right . [ laughter ] i mean, netflix, i can keep a secret better than anyone. Uh can ya . I dont know about that jimmy no, maybe not. Probably not. [ laughter ] jimmy by the way, millie, hows your toe oh, my god. [ laughter ] wait, what . The last time i was here, jimmy stepped on my toe by trying to sabotage me. Jimmy no, i did not i did not. Yeah, you did jimmy i was playing with you. Dont deny it it hurt so bad jimmy i thought we were choreographed to dance on the plane, after i was like, icing. Oh, god i was like, no [ laughter ] jimmy dude, no, i stepped back, and im like, ooh. And then i was like, oh. And then, i like looked at you and i was like [ laughter ] i still engaged with the roots i was like, guys, bring it back up for me. Jimmy yeah, yeah and then, all of a sudden, boom my toe like jimmy but its recovering now . Yeah, its recovering, its slowly recovering. Jimmy all right, good. But, you know, well see. Jimmy without giving away spoilers, can we sum up maybe the new season in one word i thought you could do that, and that wouldnt give anything away and we could start with finn and go all the way down. Can you sum up the new season in one word . Classic does that make sense jimmy yeah caleb . Um you know, gorey. Probably, yeah, gorey. Jimmy sadie . Fun its fun its wildly different from jimmy yeah gorey and fun jimmy well, finn is doing more than one word spreading jimmy what what . Jimmy spreading . Spreading spreading spreading you guys know what it means. It makes sense once you see it you guys know what it means so, like, dont pretend it makes sense once you see it yes you do. I have no clue what youre talking about. Jimmy okay, all right, spreading. Okay, okay. Sad [ all aws jimmy wow wow what a reaction that got oh, my gosh its so sad. I mean, like, i said gory thats pretty sad, guys. Yeah, classic jimmy yeah, youre true. Classic and gory off the table, but sad, now you got me [ laughter ] bigger. Bigger. [ laughter ] jimmy oooh thats what im talking about. Its on a larger scale. You are four. Its on a larger scale. You are four. Jimmy all right, here we go i want to show everyone a clip this is from the First Episode of Stranger Things 3. Take a look. 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And then well see if they match any of the top three jimmy okay is this from a nationwide poll steve sure why not . Yeah [ laughter ] yeah, nation wide. Heres the first heres the first search all right, this is the question my hands are as fast as bill gates steve there you go jimmy oh, mines i dont know if he types fast i just know he knows Computers Jimmy yeah, he does know computers. Yeah steve youre mavis beacon. Jimmy uh steve okay, now, why did the 80s have the worst blank . Jimmy why did steve why did the 80s have the worst blank . What are the top three results eally steve everybodys ready . No, thats wow really . Jimmy youre on my team. Thats good. Oh, okay sorry. Steve all right, jimmy, what did you write youre on his team. Im sorry jimmy all right, are we locked in . Steve youre locked in is everybody locked in all right, jimmy, what did you write . Jimmy i wrote, hair. [ cheers and applause steve finn, what did you write . I wrote clothes clothes steve whoa lets see what the answers on the board. [ ding ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause steve wow. Okay we scored the same amount of points i dont know what. Steve okay ready . No, no, no, no, no. Its the same one, its the same one jimmy oh okay, um, what . Jimmy hey, im on the team okay. [ laughter ] okay, okay yeah, potentially. Okay jimmy why did the 80s have the worst music steve do we see music . [ ding ] jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause steve wowie. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy i disagree the musics amazing play the game jimmy we disagree, but we are playing. I disagree with my own answer as well steve right. Youre playing the game. Jimmy dont be salty dont be salty [ laughter ] steve wow. Is that an english thing . That were steve dont be salty salty no, just dont be it. Dont be salty steve all right, mr. Peanut ready round two millie, caleb, youre up all right, go [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy wow. Steve wow. Cold blooded its all right. I love you but no nah, nah. Steve all right, ready i dont like you, so its fine steve this is the game heres the phrase. Will i regret eating this whole blank . [ light laughter ] okay, everybody is typing. Everybody is typing. Can i do i press enter steve yep. There you go, ready . If you win this is my credit steve caleb, just type it in youre in. Yeah, its so youre credit wait. Tariq yeah, yeah, caleb. Thats it can you possibly do that . Tariq yeah i like it i like it, caleb steve press return ready yeah. Steve everybody locked in . Jimmy yeah locked in steve millie, what did you write . Cake. Steve cake pizza pie steve pizza pie. Lets see the board. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause steve whoa number one answer. Oh, my oh, snap oh, snap jimmy oh, my gosh. Steve oh, my god the mocking dance. We have that guy on our team what are you going to do, jimmy . Steve all right, gang, what are you going to say yeah, that guy. Steve what do you think . Thats the thing. I cant tell i couldnt tell you. Jimmy you got it i got it. No, i got it steve will i regret eating this whole . Pint of ice cream steve pint of ice cream. Lets see it [ ding ] [ cheers and applause steve one more tariq for the win. Tie of the day will i regret eating this whole . Tariq turkey [ laughter ] oh, come on [ buzzer ] come on steve wow. Thats a lot, though. Steve that is a lot. Youre going to eat a whole turkey that is a lot. All righty jimmy ill give you 1,000 if turkeys up there. [ laughter ] steve let us see turkey. Oh now up to you guys to steal we got it, we got it. Steve what are you going to say . Its up to you jimmy try it try it. E why did steve all ready know it was a wrong answer [ laughter ] i think its going to be i [ yells hey but it was his idea all right, bag of chips what . Steve will i regret eating this whole bag of chips . [ ding ] [ cheers and applause steve okay, wow. Bag o chips [ yelling and singing all right. Did you guys write a song before coming here yes jimmy heres whats great about you. Yes jimmy dont worry about. I lost my name tag. Whats great about me [ laughter ] jimmy hey, heres whats great about you. Sorry, all right sorry. Steve all right. Its time for the final round. Jimmy thank you. All right, we got it. Steve this is for a billion points jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve noah and gaten, youre up. Youre up. [ cheers and applause this is for the game do not let noah win do not let noah win yeah. Thanks. Steve for the game. Jimmy dont type your name dont type your name steve should i get a new blank . Oh. Oh, oh. Steve what is it no, just type jimmy type it in steve for 1 billion points [ scream ] jimmy oh oh [ laughter ] oh, my noah, noah [ talking over each other steve no, no you only pick one. You only get one keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Enter jimmy no, dont enter. Youre clicking the erase. Oh, my god. Jimmy all right, just hit yeah steve apparently he wrote, ohome. But phone. Were going to take phone. Jimmy ohome, you got it. Steve ohome. You got it that cant count. Steve ohome counts ohome cant count steve its the spirit of the law. What did you write i wrote car i wrote car. Steve all right. Car and phone. [ cheers and applause [ drum roll lets see them [ ding ] [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my god well, guys, the cast of Stranger Things. Check out Stranger Things 3 on netflix july 4th. [ cheers and applause more tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause thiseers and applause the durabed of the all new chevy silverado. The bed is huge. It offers a builtin 120 volt outlet. Wow. Plug that in for me. Whoa holy smokes oh wow and the all new silverado has more trim levels than any other pickup. Whoa laughter oh wow theres something for all of us. Its time to upgrade. Get 0 financing for 72 months. Or, get a total value of over 8700 on this allnew silverado. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. 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Imagine you go check your instagram and theres like all [ light laughter ] jimmy tell me about you, and what youre from jersey yeah, yeah, i am. [ cheers ] are there jersey people here jimmy yeah, of course there are. Oh, man, thats am yeah, i made a show about an arab muslim family [ cheers ] jimmy half our audience are arab muslims and half are from new jersey so its perfect [ light laughter ] we have such a good mix of the crowd. Well, i made this show, cause i really wanted to humanize a muslim family jimmy yeah which turned out to be a lot easier than humanizing new jersey its impossible [ laughter ] people dont want to believe that new jersey is a good place. Jimmy its a great place people are like, we know muslims are nonviolent but were mot with jersey. [ laughter ] like, cant like they cant do it. Jimmy thats unbelievable. But youve gotten great reviews on this show yeah. Jimmy i mean, i want to say Rotten Tomatoes is like 97 percent fresh i mean, people love it i mean, the l. A. [ cheers ] l. A. Times said its the most vital show on tv you already got picked up for a second season. Did they say that jimmy yeah isnt that nice . Oh, my god. Jimmy thats your favorite paper. The l. A. Times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it is. Jimmy now it is. Sure, yeah but also, you have this show and you got to check it out. Ramy, youll love that but also, you have a standup special on hbo yeah. Jimmy thats a big deal. If youre a standup comedian, thats kind of the pinnacle. Its really cool. It was really exciting to do jimmy where did they find you . Where were you i think they came out to see me do standup in l. A and it was really exciting and it was crazy too, because i was doing this show. And you know hbo is going to be there. And everyones like, are you nervous . Jimmy yeah but ive been in higher pressure standup situations. Jimmy you have been before yeah. I mean, when i first started doing standup, actually, i did a lot of standup at muslim events and so muslim events will basically get people together to raise money for foundations or for kids in need. And so i remember doing standup at this event. It was for Palestinian Refugee kids and so they brought me in. And i remember this uncle came in and he said to me, you know, were going to put you up right before the fundraiser so you need to laugh so people can donate. And then he looks at me and goes, have a good set do it for the refugees. [ laughter ] yeah and so i felt like if they didnt laugh, the refugees wouldnt have a home [ laughter ] and do jimmy thats pressure right there. Doing a set for hbo, it was like, yeah, thatll be fine. I dont [ light laughter ] this isnt for the refugees. Jimmy yeah yeah, yeah. Jimmy thats on june 29th. But lets go back to the hulu show is there anything to set up if people want to catch up on ramy where does it start off . What do people have to know to watch the show you know, again, it just starts with a character who its really exciting, because i always wanted to make a show where the idea of faith and holding on to it and your culture was aspirational so i really wanted to make something that wasnt about someone trying to push away theyre faith, trying to push away where they come from. But a character who actually believes and seeing someone who has what he believes and then what he actually does. And theres just this space in the middle and so thats what we were really excited to explore with this family. Jimmy its a fantastic show you do a great job i want to show everyone a clip heres ramy youssef in ramy. Take a look. This is my phones tinder its awesome dude, why did you swipe no on her . Youre swiping no on all the girls that have scarves. Dude, no. Its just shes not my vibe youre [ bleep ] racist how is that racist . Headscarf is not a race. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is the owner of a fantastic restaurant right here in new york city called ivan ramen. This is his latest book is the gaijin cookbook. It comes out september 24th. Please welcome ivan orkin, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy im so glad youre here im so happy youre here you know, ive been to your restaurant, and i love it. If youre in new york city, go to ivan ramen. Theres usually a line, so get there early. But once you get in, i will never ever forget that experience it was one of the greatest food experiences ive ever had. How does the guy from long island become famous for ramen . [ light laughter ] well, he jimmy walk me through it he opens one in tokyo and hits a home run. Jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy so you moved to tokyo. Yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy gaijin yeah. Jimmy and normally i mean, that is so rare for you to become a hit over there in tokyo. You know what, i love food and i love ramen and i love japan. And so, it was a really great combination. So in a way, it was easy jimmy but was it it was definitely not easy but what was the for you . Was it the noodle making, was it the umami talk me through, get nerdy [ light laughter ] you know what i think, i decided to make my own noodles and i decided to put whole grain in it, no one had ever done it before and i was super geeky about it and i got so into it and it was just a little tenseat shop. So you know, it was just easy to kind of focus so we made one kind of ramen jimmy yeah, thats it. Yeah. Jimmy and now, you came back home, hometown kid done well yeah. Jimmy and youre opening up all these are you opening up any more restaurants . Im opening a couple more on the east coast, and then World Domination jimmy yeah of course. [ cheers and applause this is your this is your second cookbook here this is the gaijin cookbook. Available for preorder now it comes out september 24th. What is this one about the first book was ivan ramen. It was all about ramen totally geeked out jimmy yeah this one is almost like a a home journal of all the food the japanese food ive cooked for my own family. And i made it super simple i made every recipe myself i use microwaves, i do simple stuff. Jimmy now youre talking in my language. And you can make [ light laughter ] you can make the real thing, please and if you want the book, preorder, because its so much better for the overlords in the corporate world to see that people like it [ laughter ] jimmy thats an honest man all right, what are we making tonight . So were making my signature dish the ivan ramen shio ramen. Jimmy shio ramen which means salt in japanese jimmy yep. And were going to put some soup in here this is chicken and dashi, the fish aromatic fish broth from japan. Jimmy yep. And were going to go ahead and put some noodles here into our water. Jimmy okay okay. Jimmy youre going to put noodles just in the strainer yes jimmy this looks good. Giant chop sticks. Giant chop sticks jimmy yep. Comedy chop sticks comedy chop sticks. [ laughter ] but they actually really work. Jimmy yep. And then, we shake them out because if you dont get all the water out, then the carefully made soup gets diluted and its gross jimmy of course. Right, so im going to show you how i do it, right im going to shake it out. And im going to see i want to see your dexterity. So why dont you go ahead and come on jimmy i know [ cheers and applause you know this is going to be a a meme okay, here we go [ laughter ] nice. Jimmy were good were good were good youre good youre good. So just now add it right into there. Jimmy all right, look. Here we go oh, my god. Jimmy look at that that just smells so good now what do you do now you add now were gonna add some pork belly jimmy pork belly on top. Pork belly on top jimmy look at that, just unbelievable yep, yep. Some roasted tomato. Jimmy so its almost like an art piece it is an art piece. And then were going to add some of these gorgeous eggs, right. Jimmy look at this and then, were going to add a little bit of scallion on top. Jimmy all right, now how is the key to eaten ramen so the key its a great question because in america, culturally slurping is noisy and messy. And you know, your mother said, dont slurp your soup, right jimmy of course, yeah. So mine said the same thing jimmy yeah but in ramen, you want to take less than you think because most people think they want this much, and then, they go, i cant eat it. Jimmy no, you cant. No, so you want to take less and put it out of the bowl so it doesnt stick, right . Jimmy sure and then, you want to remember when youre sipping that coffee in the morning, its too hot, but you need it, right . Right . [ laughter ] jimmy that is exactly well put. Right, so then, youre going to jimmy its too hot, but you need it. I dont care if it burns your roof youre going to slurp this stuff right on a little cushion of air [ cheers and applause jimmy all right, here we go ready . Yeah. Jimmy take this. Right a little less than you need. Less than you need pull it out of the bowl. Jimmy im having trouble already doing this [ laughter ] you got it, you got it. I know you got it. Jimmy yeah, i know i got it hold on. Here we go, look at this all right, good, yeah . And cushion of air. You got it oh, my [ cheers and applause it is awesome so what im going to propose now, that i seen your incredible chops, that we should have a slurpoff. Yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy now what is a slurpoff . A slurpoff means that were going to see who can crush these noodles faster than the other guy. Maybe you guys have some kind of slurpoff music jimmy finish the whole thing . [ light laughter ] youre going to finish the whole thing. Yep. So jimmy all right. Are you ready now you hold it in your hands, because its going to be easier and then, you can hold it close to your mouth, so you dont totally spoil yourself jimmy okay and then five four three. Two. One. Go [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy the master of disaster, ivan orkin, everybody [ cheers and applause how do you do that the gaijin cookbook is available for preorder now [ cheers and applause my thanks to the cast of Stranger Things, ramy youssef, chef ivan orkin [ cheers and applause youre the best, buddy and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great weekend hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight aidy bryant, author and director john waters, 2020 president ial candidate senator Michael Bennet featuring the 8g band with johnny radelelat [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause thats great to hear in that case, lets get to the news President Trump today revealed a plan for a new meritbased immigration system said trump, i love whenng