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Winter olympics. Okay, usually the ice skating drama comes in week two of the olympics. Not tonight. Were seeing some of the drama tonight. Nathan chen, considered to be team usas biggest hope for a medal on the ice tonight. It was nerveracking watching. It sure was. When youre an innovator and youve proven to be successful, expectations rise. The 18yearold chen from salt lake city, earlier tonight in pyeongchang. He was chosen to represent team usa in the Short Program of the team competition. Hes the first to land five quadruple jumps in one program. But tonight, he landed just one. His downfall literally, the triple axle. Analyst johnny weir calling it the worst Short Program ive ever seen from nathan chen. He still managed a fourth place showing. The good news, by nights end, the u. S. Was second in the Short Program. Finished with some speed. Womens moguls. Three americans advance. Morgan shield, the best of the bunch, finishing third in what was a qualifying run. In regards to chen, important to note here, you still have the individual competitions ahead of them. So all hope is not lost. Back with more news right after this. Plugin hybrid, the end of your Battery Charge isnt the end of the world. It runs on electric, and has gas if you need it. For a range rating of three hundred forty miles. The allnew clarity plugin hybrid. From honda. It can be sculpted, bringing to life beautiful detail. Or painted in luxurious strokes. And in rare cases. Both. Torch run. Key leaders of the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics okay, check it out. The final leg of the olympic torch run. Leaders of the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics carried the torch in its final stainin itta. Temperatures have stayed below freezing, with a forecast for tonights Opening Ceremony is going to be milder weather. What a special time. Nbc bay area is your exclusive home for the olympics. Watch for Garvin Thomas. Were going to leave and go home. Garvin will be staying up and joining our morning show beginning at 5 00 a. M. You go, garvin. Hes not sleeping. Thats going to do it for us. Thanks for joining us. Well be seeing you a lot through the next three weeks of the olympics. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Andrew Garfield, Rachel Brosnahan, comedian Bonnie Mcfarlane, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 819, quebec steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what we want right there welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby, youre here [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, tomorrow is the start of the winter olympics. [ cheers and applause ] but some of the events are already under way. And today the u. S. Beat russia 93 in curling. Yes steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so i guess that means that putin can rig an election, but not a curling event. Its like [cheers and laughter ] i am only human. Vice president mike pence will lead the u. S. Delegation in pyeongchang while trump will lead a delegation at p. F. Changs. [ laughter and applause ] that sounds like a good plan. Lets see what my Fortune Cookie has to say about it. [ laughter ] its going to be a great olympics in bed. [ laughter ] as you all know, valentines day is next week, and a lot of people are just getting around to shopping for a gift. It can be a little stressful. So here to help with some romantic gift ideas, please welcome our valentines day correspondent, julio torres. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Hey. Jimmy julio, welcome back. Thank you. Jimmy welcome back. Thank you. Hi. Hi, hi, hello. [ laughter ] jimmy julio, last time you were here, you had some holiday gift ideas. Mmhmm. Jimmy i have to be honest, they were very specific, complicated ideas. But we give everyone the benefit of the doubt here at the show. So what do you recommend for valentines day gifts . Well, jimmy, let me ask you this. Jimmy sure. What is the one thing that Everyone Needs . Jimmy love . No. [ laughter ] perfume. Jimmy of course, perfume. Yeah, okay, very good. And i have some great scents to recommend for everyone. Jimmy okay, very good. Great, go ahead. Well, first, theres silent scream. Jimmy mmhmm. [ laughter ] this ones for a lover who is, like [ laughter ] and youre, like, whats wrong . And theyre, like, nothing. [ laughter ] and youre, like, okay. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy silent silent scream. Silent scream. [ applause ] jimmy now, julio, this is an actual perfume that you can purchase . Mmhmm, mmhmm. Jimmy okay. Or or you could try can a a perfume called should i okay. [ laughter ] yeah its a scent for when you go to a restaurant with your loved one and a group of friends and you have to move two tables close together, and you are the only one not helping. [ laughter ] so youre like, should i okay. [ laughter ] jimmy again [ laughter ] again, that is a perfume . Yes, yes, correct. Jimmy are there any simpler ones . No. [ laughter ] but, okay, what about Something Like a brofume . Jimmy what is that now . [ laughter ] its a perfume for college boys that comes in a busted gatorade bottle. Jimmy okay, now this is [ laughter ] now youre getting interesting now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uhhuh. Or what about a perfume called, but who is she . [ laughter ] its a scent inspired by your uncles new wife. Jimmy okay, thats very good. [ laughter ] yeah, okay, i see this one coming. Mmhmm. Or all caps. Jimmy what is all caps . Its a fragrance for moms on facebook. Jimmy okay, very good, now [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all caps. Jimmy julio, could you suggest a perfume that might have more widespread appeal . Sure, sure, sure. How about flotus whisper jimmy flotus whisper . Yes, its a scent inspired by the forbidden secrets that melania whispers in a little box at night, like, get me outta here [ laughter ] jimmy okay, very good. Happy valentines day thank you. Always good to see you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] julio torres. Julio torres, our valentines day correspondent [ applause ] thank you, julio. Jimmy guys, a lot of people are excited about this. The new movie, Fifty Shades Freed comes out this weekend. [ cheers ] or as Emergency Rooms put it, oh, god, not again [ laughter ] how the heck did that happen . For those that dont know, Fifty Shades Freed is about a a womans tortured romance with a cold billionaire. Then Melania Trump was like, too soon. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations again, philly. There you go. Guys, i want to say congratulations to our friends matt and becca hamilton. Theyre the brother and sister on the u. S. Curling team. They were on our show. Steve oh. And they just kicked off the olympics by beating russia in the mixed doubles tournament. Steve yeah jimmy history [ cheers and applause ] making a little history its a great start. Were rooting for you guys. Bring home the gold, okay, guys . [ cheers and applause ] speaking of the olympics, guys, the second week of the olympics will be doing a thing called the fallon five. Well be popping up and doing five minutes of comedy. So be sure to stay tuned for that. Sometime [ cheers and applause ] during the second week of the olympics. We have a fun show tonight. He is part of the cast of the 25year anniversary production of angels in america opening on broadway march 25th. Andrew garfield is here. Steve yeah jimmy ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] hes a talented dude. Steve love that dude jimmy plus, from the marvelous mrs. Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is a good show. Have you seen it yet . The marvelous mrs. Maisel . Steve yeah, fantastic. Jimmy it is unbelievable. Have you seen it yet . Oh, it is a crusher. Shes unbelievable in it. Its like well, well talk about it. But shes a standup in the 50s. And usually when you see a a standup a show about standup comedy, the jokes arent that funny because its written for the show. Its not written by the this is funny. [ laughter ] this is really good. And welldone. Amy shermanpalladino, gilmore girls, in the house. Steve yeah. Jimmy she did it, man. [ cheers ] she knows whats up. Anyways Andrew Garfield, rachel, and i are facing off in catchphrase tonight. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so be sure to tune in for that. And we have great standup. Man, im lucky enough to know her for a long time now. Shes always great to me over at the improv in l. A. Shes super funny. Bonnie mcfarlane is on the show tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre better than me, a memoir. Youre better than me. Oh, man. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags here we go [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy hey, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since valentines day is next week, i send out a hashtag called why im single. [ laughter ] and i asked you guys to send us your funny or embarrassing reasons why youre single. I want to share some of my favorite why im single stories from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from wickedclos. He says, i order my food at the drivethru with my regular voice. Then pretend i have a passenger and use another voice so they dont think its all for one person. [ laughter and applause ] can i get a big mac. And two cheese burgers two cheeseburgers. Super size that thing, man can you supersize let me order, hey [ laughter ] steve what happens when they pull up, though . Where is the other dude . Jimmy this is from katydombrowski. She says, i tried flirting with a guy by saying his smile was nice. He said he got it from his mom. I replied, your mom must be hot then. [ laughter and applause ] [ babbling ] this one from avi abrahamsen. He says, the last time i was leaving a restaurant the hostess said, enjoy you night. and i said, love you, too [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah . Jimmy this ones from at nicoleasselin1. She says, whenever i wear ripped jeans, i only shave the patches of leg hair that will be exposed. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats good spatial awareness jimmy that is steve yeah. Jimmy very hairy knees. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. This ones from kschafheimer. She says, last night, i punched myself in the face with both hands trying to take my quilt out of the dryer. [ laughter ] thats cute. Thats cute. I dont think you shouldnt be single for that. [ laughter ] [ punching sound ] [ laughter ] this ones from demaskingtape. [ laughter ] steve demasking . Jimmy demasking am i missing something . Steve no. Miss masking tape demasking jimmy i know masking tape. Demasking . Is that like to demask. Steve de mask somebody . Jimmy phantom of the opera thing . Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] tape. Jimmy hey, how did he get that mask, the phantom of the opera . Steve he made it. Jimmy so he like [ laughter ] did he just kind of smelt it or something . Steve got his face burned with acid or whatever, and then he made that mask. Jimmy does he start with a a balloon . Steve i think he starts with a balloon. Jimmy okay. Steve right. Jimmy and then you use alreadyread yesterdays newspaper. Steve right. He does that jimmy some flour, water. Steve or and he uses plaster of paris. [ laughter ] because thats where he is. He does that on there. Jimmy thats true, yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy so, there they call it steve plaster. Jimmy plaster. Thats correct. [ laughter ] and so the phantom makes the thing and cuts it out. Steve right. Jimmy finds the eye hole. Steve right. Jimmy you know. Steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy so he can see music and the movement of the pleasure of paris jimmy but why is this part of his face that good . [ laughter ] steve well jimmy like, why not just do you know . [ laughter ] numbers. Steve like, one of those [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy yeah. Im still the phantom of the opera. Steve right. Jimmy i look cooler than who wears a onesided mask . Steve a dude with one side of his face missing. [ laughter ] jimmy one side of his face . I never saw the play. Steve oh. [ laughter ] apparently this side of the face got jimmy one side of his face is missing . Steve yeah, it burnt or something. Jimmy doesnt mean its missing. [ laughter ] steve there was a fire at the paris opera house and hes ashamed of it. Jimmy there was a fire at his parents house so he moved into the subway . Steve no, no, no. The paris opera house. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, the paris opera house. [ laughter ] steve not his parents house. Jimmy oh, i thought you said a fire at his parents house. Steve yeah. Jimmy i think ive seen it. Steve yeah. Jimmy anyways, i love phantom of the opera and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy this is from thats an Andrew Lloyd Webber joint, isnt it . Steve yeah. Questlove the same jimmy this one is from de masking tape. [ laughter ] steve oh, like the phantom. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy are you saying thats a phantom no. She says, i once ate a dog biscuit on accident and then again on purpose because it tasted just like a mini muffin. [ laughter and applause ] dont eat dog biscuits. Steve that is rough. Jimmy this one is from metalfaninblack. He says, im single because id probably have to update my wardrobe. Look at this picture. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. I want to thank simon cowell for sending in that [ laughter ] steve heyoh [ applause ] jimmy or the phantom. Steve or the phantom of the opera wears black. What happened at the end of phantom of the opera, do they get married . Steve i think he burns alive, doesnt he . [ laughter ] thats just a guess. Thats just a guess. Jimmy does he really . Have you seen it . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Questlove nah. [ laughter ] steve no one in this jimmy anyone there has saw phantom of the opera . Steve no one has seen phantom of the opera . Jimmy wait, strows says he saw it. Steve what happened . Jimmy what happens at the end . I dont remember. [ laughter ] jimmy why would you even say that you saw . [ laughter ] this last one steve oh, thank god. [ laughter ] jimmy last one is i saw it, i saw it. I dont remember anything. This last ones from u. S. Ski team member, lindsey vonn, our pal [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy we played the hashtag game why im single. She said, im single because i only have eyes for the olympics. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] also, wheres my pep talk, coach . Oh, i did promise her. I promised lindsey i would do a a pep talk before the olympics. So they start tomorrow. Do you guys mind if i give team usa a little pep talk . [ cheers and applause ] all right. Give me give me my onesie. Here we go. All right. Ive got to put my onesie on here. Quest, can i get a drum roll . [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] get my rat tail. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, team usa do it [ laughter and applause ] just do it [ laughter ] youre going to the olympics and i need you to ski [ laughter ] bronze did it, silver did it. 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You dont need to get rubbed down for this stuff. [ laughter ] you have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. You can make any physical gesture, say whatever you want, but you cant say any word in the actual clue. If youre holding the buzzer when it goes off, and it goes like, [ buzzer noise ] your team loses that round. Well play three rounds. Lets take our positions. Partner, youre over there, pal. All right, great. Oh, god, this is awful. [ talking over each other ] jimmy this is very good, now andrew, when youre ready, press start and draw the clue. I press start and draw the clue. Jimmy here we go. And best of luck. Is everyone ready . [ laughter ] oh, nice. That was not [ beeping ] [ talking over each other ] okay. Were going to have to air high five. I pressed start, i think i did. Yeah. A horse with a horn. A unicorn. You got it. [ beeping ] oh, no jimmy pick a clue. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Okay, the thing that you communicate with people on. Jimmy a phone. Err no. A different jimmy a walkietalkie. Yes. Jimmy you communicate with people on that . Yeah. Steve its the february 14th. Im sorry . Steve its feb [ laughter ] oh my god, its valentines day, valentines day. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh. Uh im in love with the shape of you what . [ laughter ] jimmy i just sang it. I have red hair, im an irish singer. Im friends with taylor swift. What . [ laughter ] jimmy uh, i cant think of any one his the songs. Like [ laughter ] [ bleep ] im in love with the shape of you his name is its like a old man name i dont know music [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] who is it . Steve ed sheeran oh, crap i love him sorry, ed. Jimmy ed sheeran. Yeah, too bad bud, sorry. No, no, there are still rounds. Jimmy man, i couldnt even get ed sheeran. I feel bad for celebrating after that. Jimmy well here we go. [ light laughter ] yeah. Sorry. Jimmy ready, pal . We got this. Yeah. [ beeping ] clue number five. Jimmy okay. If you dont see this coming in a fight, it comes from behind, youre like a sucker punch. Jimmy yes nice. [ cheers ] see, now were getting there. Okay, okay a vegetable. And it so it makes you see in the dark, but a small version. Steve carrot. Carrot. Mini carrot. Well, yeah no. Steve baby carrot. Yeah, thats it. Okay. Its a kind of spider with a a lot of jimmy tarantula. No, it has many, many jimmy longlegged spider. Daddy long legs yes [ beeping fast ] steve oh, man this is when you its a a big when you grab somebody big with love. Bear hug. Steve yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the movie with all the girls and singing. Pitch perfect jimmy yes. [ cheers ] whoa, oh, oh, not kevin hart but the bigger guy steve the rock dwayne the rock johnson. Okay [ buzzer ] jimmy oh, my god. No i had it, too. Jimmy guys, we just heard from the judges. Were going to play one more round. [ cheers ] and this is worth 10,000 points [ talking over each other ] million points [ laughter ] okay. We can do this. Here we go. [ talking over each other ] its in the bag, i think. Coins. Jimmy whoever wins this wins 10,000 steve units jimmy bitcoins. We have not agreed on those the prize. Okay. [ beep ] jimmy go. [ beeping ] umm they are not losers, but jimmy winners. No. The president uses this word a a lot. Jimmy shakers . [ light laughter ] losers, uhuh. Jimmy oh, huge. Still ends the same way. Jimmy osers. [ laughter ] umm they are jimmy newsers. Newsers. Fake newsers. No, no, no losers and [ light laughter ] uh jimmy losers and like, girls in junior high say this about people like jimmy losers. Losers the president loves this word jimmy uhuh, the president not love, but to jimmy hate yes. Jimmy haters yes. Jimmy haters going to hate. Yes [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, check this out, im oldtimey oldtimey mustache man. Steve yeah, whats it called . Its a its a mustache. Steve yup, but what kind a a handle bar mustache steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, if im like giving you attitude [ buzzer ] steve oh, no [ applause ] no jimmy what are we going to do . The winners right there. Andrew garfield and steve higgins. [ cheers and applause ] throwing shade. Im sorry about that. Its okay. No, please. I beat jimmy we did well. [ applause ] steve you did good [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thanks Andrew Garfield, Rachel Brosnahan. Were talking to andrew after the break, stick around everybody. Haters gonna hate. [ cheers and applause ] if you told me a year ago where id be right now. Aah . I would have said you were crazy. But so began the year of me. I discovered the true meaning of paperless discounts. And the indescribable rush of saving drivers an average of 620. Why does fear feel so good . I fell in love three times once with a woman, once with a country, and finally. With myself. So, do you have anything to declare or not . 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I will do all of that stuff. Welcome, welcome back to the show, ive missed you. I dont get to see you enough. Its so nice, genuinely, to see you. And i dont mean that, like, just cause were on tv. Like, its really nice to see you. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, thank you, because we do, we always have a a good time when were here. We play a game or something. Were very yeah, yeah. Jimmy i know youre a very competitive individual. I try not to be. I try to extract that from my dna. Jimmy but you yeah, you cant. But its just there. Jimmy exactly, yeah. I mean, you really you told me even backstage, you said that youre very competitive even at pingpong. Yeah, ridiculous. Ridiculous. Pingpong should be a sport for you know, children and joyfulness, but i turn it into like a i turn it into like a game of thrones episode. [ laughter ] jimmy im not good at pingpong at all. I have like one pingpong story, and thats i played prince in a game of pingpong. Its a long story, ill tell you later. I want to hear. [ light laughter ] jimmy he hes really good. Yeah, so he beat me at that, and i heard that you have a a prince story, where you once threw up at his house . [ laughter ] does this sound familiar at all . He does a Party Sometimes at the Golden Globes. Jimmy yes. He has like an after party for the Golden Globes. Jimmy he always yeah, prince would always have like and after party like and he has like pancakes, and he does like all kinds of amazing weird stuff. Anyway, and jimmy you said pancake quest, do you know anything about those pancakes . Im pretty sure he has pancakes. Questlove yeah. Jimmy okay . Thats right. He does . Yeah. Jimmy all right, wow. Cool. And sometimes, and he used to kind of get behind the griddle, and like flip pancakes for people. Thats what i remember. Jimmy what . Maybe i was that drunk there, thats i hallucinated. [ laughter ] jimmy why were you there . Why were how were you oh yeah, so no, so i so this was before i had done any films, or anything. I was a theatre actor in london, and happily anonymous, and just kind of auditioning, and trying to figure out what the hell i was doing with my life, and i was in l. A. Auditioning for Robert Redford for this film lions for lambs which was the first film that i ever got. So the day of the Golden Globes, i found out that i had gotten this big kind of first movie, playing opposite Robert Redford, this legend, and he was directing the film with meryl streep and tom cruise, and michael pena, and derek luke, and all these incredible actors. Jimmy wow. And i was in h m in the beverly center, and i thought, im going get myself a suit, and im going to go out for the Golden Globes tonight. Jimmy is that right . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you got your first suit over at h m. [ laughter ] so i was in the yeah. Jimmy thats what i get thats what i took from this story. Sorry. And thats the story. Jimmy im sorry. And then i puked in princes bathroom. No, no. So then so it was like you know jimmy how cool is that . And it was one of those great jimmy so did you know anybody, or just from fans just being fans. No. Yeah, no, i thought at the time i was sleeping on my managers assistants couch in west hollywood. It was just this amazing moment of, oh, this is when i feel taken care of by the universe in a way that i cant even begin to explain. Jimmy sure. And then so i went out, and i got a little bit too happy, and i i ended up somehow being back at this, you know, kind of historic after party that prince used to throw, and i was very joyful. I was in line in for the bathroom just in front of Penelope Cruz and salma hayek, like two of the most beautiful women on the planet earth. Jimmy yeah. And i was just so full of myself [ laughter ] and anxiety, joy, and alcohol. Jimmy nerves. And i got in, having no idea that i was about to do what i was going to do. And i ended up, you know praying to the porcelain god for about five minutes, and it was disgusting. Jimmy and it was blueberry pancakes or whatever . Blueberry pancakes made by prince. Jimmy made by prince. Yeah. And i came out of the bathroom, and just so ashamed, walked past two of the most beautiful women in the world, knowing that they were about to go and pee [ laughter ] i imagine pee, where i had just vomited, and i felt i felt so good. Jimmy as one must. [ laughter ] as one must. As one must. But i felt so happy. I felt like, i made it. This is it. Jimmy thats it thats a great story but now you will never forget that story [ cheers and applause ] that moment cause its real it really happened [ applause ] now, youre always doing great stuff. Talk to me about this angels in america, this is the 25th anniversary production of this. This is an amazing people say one of the best plays ever. Yeah. Its oh, wow. Jimmy i have not seen it. Have you never seen it . Did you not see the hbo . Jimmy no. I saw the hbo one. Its a great hbo movie. Jimmy movie, yeah. Yeah, and then but on stage its its transformational. It changes the actors, and it changes the audience, and it feels like you go through some big transformation all together. Its a big play. Its if you see both parts, its in two parts, its seven and a half hours, and its dont let that put you off because actually [ laughter ] jimmy everybodys like, huh . Wait, wait, wait. This is going terribly wrong. Jimmy its 2018, yeah. Can you do it in 20 minutes . Its like binging a Netflix Series live with nathan lane, for crying out loud, playing roy cohn, one of Donald Trumps mentors, and an array of brilliant british acting talent, and its just and the play itself jimmy but i mean, this is grueling for you. Did you know about this part before you signed up . Yeah. Jimmy wait, i mean you must know that, but i mean its a a lot of work on your part. It is. Its i hope never to work as hard as this ever again in my life. [ light laughter ] jimmy is that right . Yeah, i dont think it could get harder, but and the simultaneously, it could never get any more rewarding, because the story itself is so hard to sum up. You know, tony kushner, the writer, took seven and a half hours to try and get at what he was trying to get at, but its about an imagined future. Its hes trying to help us imagine a Better Future of community, of needing each other, where values like empathy, love, compassion, and an awakeness to the fact that if i hurt you, im hurting myself. And if i love you, im loving myself, and you are the other me. All those old, you know, natural impulses that we have as human beings that are being very threatened right now, of course, with all the threats to democracy. And its about democracy, and its about equality, and its about race, and spirituality, and sexuality, and living without shame as you are. And about loving each other, and needing each other to hold each other up. So thats my little summation. Come and get inspired, and be transformed by this incredible play, its about its about life and how we live, and the beauty, and the mystery of being here all together in this weird kind of situation. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love it. Fantastic. I think you summed it up you did it we love you Andrew Garfield go check it out angels in america opens march 25th at the neil simon theatre. Rachel brosnahan joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] burned me up and down, shno way to cool it. Every time you kiss me its like sunshine and whiskey like a bottle of jack straight to the head. One shot, two shot, copper tone red. Every time you kiss me its like sunshine and whiskey. Applebees handcrafted burgers. Any burger just 7. 99. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. I like yours too. Hair. Can i have some . Its not cool to ask that. 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Please welcome Rachel Brosnahan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Have you ever heard that song . No. No, yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i had to do it, man. I had to do it. Yeah, my head is hung. Jimmy i know, because you you like ed sheeran. I i really do. I like him. Ed, im so sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy rachel, thank you for playing catchphrase. Thank you for being my partner. Thank you. Jimmy i want to talk about the show. Critics, fans, everyone is loving the show. I dont even know how i have amazon prime video, but i do. And [ light laughter ] it comes with your toilet paper. And two day shipping. Jimmy exactly. It comes with everything. Thats where it came from, yeah, its prime. Yeah. But i found it, i watched the show, i could not stop. You are unbelievable in it. Thank you. Jimmy i love you in it. Its so good. The writing is fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy the whole cast is great. The time new york city. You got the accent down. Its so good. I saw you at the Golden Globes. You were so awesome and appreciative and fun. Did you get nervous at those things . Yes. Yes, yes, very much. Im a person. I jimmy you are a person. Yeah, you totally are. I am a fully fleshed human being. I no, like, i hardly remember any of the Golden Globes, truly. Like i so they told me that my category was going to be presented much later, so i was feeling surprisingly calm at the moment that carol jimmy yeah, youre like, i dont have to get nervous, yeah. I was like, woo, i can have another drink, eat some fish or whatever this is on the plate. It was delightful. And and then, and then i just sort of heard carol burnett. I was like, oh man, carol burnett, i love carol burnett. Jimmy who doesnt . And then she goes, best actress in a comedy and i was like jimmy this is my category. Yeah, oh, oh. And then literally all i heard was and i blacked out. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe you didnt win this. It might have been someone you have no [ laughter ] i mean, you jimmy you accepted for someone else. You said it, though. Jimmy yeah, im the one yeah, but i dont know. Jimmy i was next to carol when we gave you the award, yeah. Oh, my god, thanks. Jimmy no, you got up and you were just so real and fun and i everyone just loves you for just being that. I just love this is how real you are. And you live in new york . I do. Jimmy and i said, where is the Golden Globes . And you said, just for temporary mmhmm. Disclaimer. Jimmy this is where the golden globe is. And i just [ laughter ] and i just love that because i live in new york, too. You get it. We live in new york. There is no such thing as extra storage space. It doesnt exist. Jimmy no. This was the only available jimmy theres no shelf. Yeah. Shelf in my house. Jimmy to put it on the floor would be rude. That would be rude. Jimmy i agree. That you should not use that as a door stop. Thats very, very disrespectful. Jimmy yeah. But this way you get jimmy its like a shelf of sorts. Yes, and you get to intimidate people when theyre their most vulnerable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats exactly why you win awards yeah. If not for that, then what . Jimmy i i love standup comedy, obviously. Youll see Bonnie Mcfarlane tonight. I have such respect for her. But every time i see it on tv, it doesnt always translate for me. Im like, its so hard. This works. You are great at it. Thanks. Jimmy do you have any background in standup or . Absolutely not. However, i have a whole new appreciation for standup. I went to see a lot of standup in prep for this. Particularly a lot of, like, sort of like beginning open mic nights. I really wanted to see how new comedians responded when things did really well, maybe unexpectedly, and also when they did not go so well. Jimmy yeah. Which is so painful. It just makes me nauseous for them like still. Jimmy no. But a but my friend jasmine pierce, who is a writer on your show jimmy we love jasmine. I love jasmine too. So when we graduated from college, jasmine started doing standup comedy, and i went with her long before i even knew about this part. And i watched her hone sets from tiny clubs and then watched her at the stand. I watched her open at carolines. Jimmy not never knowing that you were ever going play a a standup comedian. No, and its like, i learned so much from being in the audience and listening to jasmine talk about the audience, which is was a a totally different thing from the experience of being in the audience. Jimmy you were fantastic in the show. I want to show everyone a clip. Here is Rachel Brosnahan in the marvelous mrs. Maisel. Take a look at this. But theres more to think about beside material. Really, like what . Holding for laughs, what are you doing . Taking notes. Holding for laughs. Working the room. Working the room. Dealing with hecklers. How to enter, how to exit. How to use a mic. Mics can be very tricky. You ever heard of joe e. Lewis . Of course. They say monsters cut his face because he didnt want to do a club date. Nope. Tripped on a mic cord. What . 30 of all comics die from cordrelated injuries. Thats not true. Well, its up there. Hey, what do you think about my name . Well, i wouldnt send my parents a thank you card but, ive heard worse. I think i need a new one. Why . I dont want to use my real name. Why not . Because i dont want people to know im talking about me. I want them to think im talking about tula raine. Huh . Thats a stripper name. What about lotte mcallister . Thats an irish stripper name. Use your real one. No, Miriam Maisels a a person. Anya morgenstern my cleaning lady. No. Ill keep thinking. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Rachel Brosnahan, everybody. Season one of the marvelous mrs. Maisel is available now on amazon prime video. Well be back with stand up from comedian Bonnie Mcfarlane. 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[ laughter ] [ applause ] i dont like people who are too extreme. You know, im a vegan, but i hunt. [ laughter ] my friends are like, oh, my god, thats so hypocritical, but i dont eat any of it. I just leave it there. I dont use any part of the animal. So Still Holding strong to my beliefs. Im a feminist. Do we have any feminists here tonight, by applause . [ applause ] wow, a lot of Single Ladies [ laughter ] no, its its so hard if youre on a a date to be like, woo, the future is female are you still going to pay for everything . [ laughter ] is that deal still on the table . [ applause ] im more of a feminist in the morning, when nobody is trying to buy me anything. Hey, ladies. Maybe we should start paying for our own dinner and drinks, you know, really let guys know were serious about this equality thing. Really im just kidding around. [ laughter ] why would we do that . No. I think its the responsibility of a man you just met online to feed you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes got hes got the option to kill you later, so i feel like thats fair [ laughter ] you put in all the risk. Get a nice meal out of it. I love the whole metoomovement. I just think its so i am lucky. Ive never had any Sexual Harassment happen. I tried to start the hashtag, me neither. Never caught on. You know, i had nobody join up. [ laughter ] the greatest thing about being a woman is im a mom, and i had a baby. Ill never forget it. It was five or ten years ago. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you i when my daughter turned 10, i got her a phone, and shes always on it. She just loves her phone. I dont even know what she looks like without a light in her face. Ill be honest with you. The other day she was reading a a book, i walked right by. I didnt know who she was. [ laughter ] i was like, who is that with the sepia tones. [ laughter ] its so bad for your kids. They say its digital heroin. You know, when i heard that i got scared. I said to my i told my daughter i tweeted it to her i was like, hey, this has got to stop. [ laughter ] and then she favorited, and then we snapchatted back and forth about it a little bit. I dont remember those conversations. Well never have them back, but that is the nature of snapchat. Parenting is hard. You have to teach your kids stuff that you just think they should already instinctively know. Like, the other day my daughter and i are going through the drivethru at dunkin donuts

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