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Comedian jaboukie youngwhite, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 789 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Please, enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. What a hot crowd great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. [ cheers ] welcome to the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. The tonight show welcome. Looking good. Looking good. Well, heres what people are talking about. A huge, huge political story. Last night, doug jones pulled a a off a shocking win over roy moore to become senator of alabama. [ cheers and applause ] and you know its been a crazy year when an alleged pedophile loses a senate race and were like, wow, what an upset. [ laughter and applause ] i thought the pedophile was going to win. Yep, roy moore became the first republican to lose an Alabama Senate race in 25 years. [ cheers ] it was so embarrassing, his horse went home in an uber. [ laughter and applause ] you sassy the horse . Get in. What kind of music you like . [ light laughter ] as the results came in, reporters said it was very quiet at Moores Campaign headquarters. But to be fair, it was a school night. So [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh ho, ho. Ho. Jimmy you could tell things werent going well. One of moores spokesmen went on cnn to defend his beliefs that muslims cant run for office. And he got some surprising information. Watch his reaction. You dont actually have to swear on a christian bible. You can swear on anything, really. I dont know if you knew that. You can swear on a jewish bible oh, no you can swear on a i swore on the bible. Ive done it three times. Im sure you have. Im sure you picked a bible, but the law is not that you have to swear on a christian bible. That is not the law. [ light laughter ] you dont know that . All right, ted crockett [ laughter and applause ] jimmy blink twice for yes, ted. [ laughter and applause ] it looks like he just found out hes been saying his wifes name wrong for 20 years. [ laughter ] its lestlie, not leslie. But a lot of republicans a a lot of republicans are blaming steve bannon for the loss. Today, congressman peter king went on cnn and made some pretty interesting remarks about him. Listen to this. This guy does not belong on the national stage. He looks like some disheveled drunk that wandered on to the political stage. Did you just call steve bannon a disheveled drunk . [ light laughter ] no, its very precise. I said he looks like one. [ laughter ] jimmy im not saying hes ugly. Im just saying he looks ugly. Thats all im saying. [ laughter and applause ] i would never i would never say that. Steve hey. Jimmy and one of the big reasons for doug joness victory was because 98 of africanamerican women supported him. Joining me now to talk about it is tonight show correspondent yamaneika saunders, everybody. [ applause ] jimmy oh, no. Oh, no oh, no, what happened . Oh, oh jimmy oh, what happened . My back is hurting. Jimmy oh no, your back hurts . Yeah, every black womans back is hurting from carrying the election last night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so youre excited about the results in alabama . Yeah, absolutely. I mean, a democrat won in alabama . Thats like kanye west saying, no, not anymore about me. More about you. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] so youre feeling pretty good. Oh, yeah, i feel like superman. You know, because we both save the world and we both wear spanx. Jimmy absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] mmhmm. Now, listen. This is the perfect example of black girl magic, okay . After the 2016 election we were like, you know what . Sit down. We got this. Jimmy really . Yeah black women get it done. I mean, yall seen hidden figures. Okay . We sent yall asses to space. Jimmy all right, thats [ cheers and applause ] thats a good point. You guys showed up. You showed up. Yeah, absolutely. We showed up like we thought barack, idris, and denzel were going to be there. [ light laughter ] jimmy uhhuh. Yeah. I mean, jimmy, this was our iphone release line. You know . Except we were waiting in line for a guy named doug. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Iphone release line. Yes. Jimmy so do you think black women are celebrating in alabama today . Oh, yeah. Well, were super excited, you know . Were excited like roy moore would be if they let him back into limited too. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. Thats exciting. Yeah, yeah. Before i let you go, what do you think roy moore should do next . Oh, what do i think . Jimmy yeah. What do i think . I think he need to get back on that horse is saddle his ass up to westworld. [ cheers ] jimmy all right, very good. Yamaneika saunders, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] mandella 2020 mandella 2020 jimmy yamaneika saunders. Listen to this, you guys. Paul ryan revealed that he hasnt eaten sweets in ten years. He said hed rather eat grilled asparagus than a snickers. [ light laughter ] americans were like, and we thought roy moore was a a monster. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, this guy is insane what is he talking about . Happy halloween. Heres a grilled asparagus. [ light laughter ] its a funsize grilled asparagus. [ light laughter ] did you guys hear about this . Apparently George Clooney once gave his 14 best friends 1 million each. [ audience ohs ] they were thrilled, while his 15th best friend was like, what the hell, man . [ laughter and applause ] we cool . Were you having a barbecue or something . Come on, man. Remember when we had that thing that one time . [ light laughter ] were kind of buddies, right . Come on. Finally, this is very cute. The other day, in indiana, a a little boy and little girl were in the middle of the School Wrestling match and the girls younger brother didnt seem to like what he saw. Check this out. [ yelling ] [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, there he goes. [ laughter ] and im told that kid just signed with the wwe. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that sounded good right there. That is bassist, producer, and composer Jamaaladeen Tacuma sitting in with the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy jamaaladeen. His album, the gnawa soul experience is available now. You can catch him performing his at winter jazz fest here in new york city in january. Were honored to have you here, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy i know a lot about ya. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i did this cool thing this morning. Remember i was talking about it . I have this kids book, everything is mama, and i put this out. And its fun, its great to put out a kids book, because it really has, like, seriously, maybe steve eight. Jimmy eight, ten words in the whole thing. [ light laughter ] yeah. Its just you know, its stuff like this. You know, its a very quick read. [ light laughter ] but anyways, i had this idea. I go, maybe ill go on Facebook Live stream and instagram and see if teachers or librarians or parents or anybody who wants me to read the story to their kids, they can do it. You know . And just do it ill do it 9 15 in the morning, kids are at school or whatever. I dont know, whatever theyre doing. Anyways, unbelievable response. Steve aw. Jimmy it was so cool. Over half a Million People were on facebook saw it live. [ cheers and applause ] like schools and you gotta see this thing. This is a library here, qrs library. Theres a bunch of kids watching me there. They just put it on this big screen at all these schools and stuff kids just watch i know. Its the coolest thing. I was freaking out. I didnt even think it would be this big. Two like a brother and sister were there. They loved it. [ audience aws ] its a cute baby. Come on. Steve aw. Jimmy cute baby. Come on. [ audience aws ] its like boss baby right there. You know . Its fantastic. [ laughter ] anyways, i flipped out. I didnt think it would be that big. But its so important to read to your kids and i thought it was such a great thing that all these people turned out and did that. So thank you to all the teachers and librarians and parents. [ cheers and applause ] read to your kids. Its so great. And so fun. Guys, be sure to tune in tomorrow night. Weve got a huge show planned. Hes starring in the new jumanji movie and is hosting saturday night live this weekend. Kevin hart will be dropping by tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] plus were talking to Hailee Steinfeld and shes closing the show with a brand new song. You dont want to miss it. Thats going to be good tomorrow night. But first, we have a fun show tonight. We love this guy. Hes a talented, talented, talented actor. Hes a great actor. From the acclaimed new movie the shape of water, Michael Shannon is here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes also super funny too. Hes one of my favorite people. Plus she was nominated for two sag awards this morning. Yeah. And a golden globe. From the new film the post, alison brie is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and from glow. Heres alison brie right here. And then thats alison. And then we have great standup from a nice, young kid. His name is jaboukie youngwhite is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] his standup is very funny. Very funny guy. Guys, we have exactly eight shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. It is time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] 12 days of christmas sweaters eight days left jimmy that is right. Every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a a stunning christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since there are eight shows left, lets open door number eight. [ drum roll ] oh [ cheers and applause ] look at this. Wow. This [ cheers ] thats a lot of neck. Lot of neck on this one right there. A lot of neck. Extra neck. You got some nutcrackers and some necks right there. Its good stuff. [ light laughter ] now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number. Now, if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . Its a good one [ cheers and applause ] 326 there we go. [ cheers ] get over here come on over hey, how you doing, buddy . Come on congratulations. How you doing . How are you, pal . Hey. There you go. This is for you. Can you hold that . Oh, i can. Jimmy what is your name and where you from . Joanne doyle, houston. Texas jimmy hey youre texas yeah jimmy lot of people texas. [ cheers ] i love texas well, it snowed the other day in houston, didnt it . Yes, four inches. Jimmy four inches. So youre going to need another sweater over your beautiful sweater that youre wearing. Id love it. Jimmy do you have anything like this . No. Jimmy oh, wow, thats surprising. Would you like to try it on . Sure. You have to hold this. Jimmy of course i will. Absolutely. This is just gonna be beautiful. That time of year. Snow in houston. This is happening. This is already i can tell, this is it. Perfect . Jimmy i mean, look at this. [ cheers ] are you kidding me . [ applause ] are you kidding me . You look gorgeous its fantastic. Thank you, pal. Thank you. Jimmy congratulations. Happy holidays. Nice to see you. Merry christmas. Jimmy thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] give it up for our great audience member right there. Stick around. Well be right back with screen grabs. Come on, back the tonight show, everybody. 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The a s have reportedly made a trade for outfielder stephen piscotty. Piscotty can now be with his mother in pleasanton [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] guys, welcome back to the tonight show. It is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, these are some weird, funny things you guys have found on the internet or other places, and then sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by boyd warner in brookville, ohio. He was watching his local news and he spotted some school closings. Noahs ark preschool closed due to flooding. [ laughter and applause ] i dont think they want to stay open for that one. Noahs ark school. Steve people are animals. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Alex Francisco from bloomington, illinois. He was shopping for some food online. Lets see what he found. Chickenflavored vegetarian ham. [ applause ] always wanted to know what every fake animal tasted like. Yeah, there you go right there. One tube. One tube right there. This next one was sent in by Donna Shawley in lexington, kentucky. She was watching her local news, and she saw this. Two inmates on the run. [ laughter ] well, thats [ cheers and applause ] this next one was sent in by rich robando in cary, illinois. He was reading the Chicago Tribune and came across this headline. Woman charged with dui near port wine road and daiquiri drive. [ laughter and applause ] steve how can i not . Jimmy probably lives in margaritaville. [ laughter ] next one was sent in by ben dryer in somerville, massachusetts. Whoo jimmy he was there he is. Hey, ben. Welcome. [ laughter ] he was trying to find a place to eat on yelp and came across this review. This is my favorite one. [ laughter ] this is my favorite one. [ laughter ] he went on yelp to see if he should go to this restaurant. This is the review for the restaurant. Steve im gonna go to this restaurant. Let me check on yelp. Whats it say . Jimmy this is the review. It says, i got stabbed here. [ laughter ] food was fresh. Drinks were tasty, but i got stabbed here. [ cheers and applause ] would consider going back. [ laughter ] consider going back . This food must be really good, man. Steve super good. Jimmy that service is really bad service there. Steve fantastic. Did get stabbed. Jimmy i was stabbed here. Steve i would are you going to go back there . Jimmy what . Yeah, i would consider it. [ light laughter ] this next one was sent in by jesse bunn in chester, virginia. Its a flyer that he was emailed that was promoting a a fun event at his kids school. Family art night. [ laughter ] family art family art night. What steve oh, my god. Jimmy family art whatd you do . Family art steve family art night. Jimmy thats correct. Steve from jesse bunn. [ laughter ] jimmy a family art night, yeah. I dont know about it, but this steve family fart night. Jimmy family art night. Well, either way. Steve oh, my god that sounds like jimmy sounds like a blast. [ laughter ] i beat you to it. Steve you beat me to the punch. Jimmy i beat you to it, yeah. This next one was sent in by sara ferrell in bentonville, arkansas. She was trying to find something online to help her with her teething baby. Says food grade silicone teething minifoot. I dont know if a babys going to want to chew on a foot, but lets take a look oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] dont care for it. Steve no, baby dont like it. Jimmy dont care for it. Baby doesnt like it. Steve oh, its a little bird. Jimmy were down to our last one here. Its from laura knispel in west palm beach, florida. Hey, she was watching an old nfl clip and saw a reporter interviewing a player. She said the reporter looks a a lot like me. I dont know if i see it. Lets take a look at this. [ laughter ] that guy . I dont really see it, but i dont know. Let me try something. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] kind of digging it. Im seeing it now. I like this. Thats all the time we have for screen grabs. [ cheers and applause ] if you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrab tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Come on back, everybody. Well be right back with Michael Shannon. [ cheers and applause ] on my way to something more youre that one i cant ignore im gonna miss you but real love is never a waste of time mom stuffynosecold nosleep mouthbreather just put on a breathe right strip it instantly opens your nose. Up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone go to breatheright. Com today to request a free sample. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime Academy Awardnominated actor starring in the criticallyacclaimed new film, the shape of water. It was awesome. What a cool, weird film. I loved it. It received a golden globe nomination for best picture and is now in theaters nationwide. Please welcome the very talented Michael Shannon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. This is absolutely this is absolutely amazing, and wow, you look fantastic. And i it bare it barely lights can we just dim the lights a little bit . It barely lights up. This is fantastic. Theres a light down here. Jimmy oh, yeah. Theres one right up here. Jimmy right in the middle there. Look at that. Theres one by my nipple over here. Can you say nipple on television . Jimmy yeah, you can absolutely say it. Michael, you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for dressing up and wearing that and you brought me out a a little a little what do we have . This is eggnog. Jimmy eggnog. Wow. Cheers. Jimmy cheers. Happy holidays. I was curious what nog meant because i had never heard it properly defined by anyone. So i looked it up today before i came over here and it simply means a beverage made with eggs. [ light laughter ] thats basically all it means. Jimmy eggnog . It cant mean no, nog. The egg is actually kind of redundant. You could just say nog. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, it should be like nutmeg nog or Something Like that, yeah. The egg is in every nog. Or rum brandy nog, in my case. Jimmy rum brandy nog. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I know youre a music fan. What kind of music do you listen to on the holidays . Whats your goto holiday music . Oh, man. I always i always enjoy death metal, no matter what time of the year it is. [ light laughter ] but i i like that Charlie Brown stuff. Thats always real good. But my [ laughter ] i really do but i heard, actually, at a a restaurant the other night, someone played the Vince Guaraldi christmas song, christmas time is here i think about five times throughout the course of the night. Theyd kind of run out of ideas or inspiration. Jazz in a real jazzy way. Jimmy oh really . No, no, no. But my mom we have a cd at home called croon and swoon christmas, which is all like the rat pack singing the christmas carols. Jimmy oh, yeah. Like drunk out of their minds. [ laughter ] [ slurring words ] hear ring dingaling soon it will be Christmas Day [ laughter ] thats one of my favorite christmas albums. Jimmy ringaling or dingaling. [ cheers and applause ] [ slurring words ] ringaling ringaling [ laughter ] santas sling jimmy oh my gosh. Are you going to go see the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree . Youre right here in new york city. Yeah. I actually, i see it a lot because its right by where my dentist is. [ light laughter ] so every time i go in for a a cleaning or a root canal, on my way in to the dentist, i get to see the whatever theyve got in Rockefeller Center. It was a giant ballerina for a a while. Jimmy yeah, yeah, i remember that. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] now its yes. Yes. Jimmy so you go get a root canal fans of ballerinas. Yes. Jimmy you get a root canal, enjoy the Christmas Tree. Yeah, the Christmas Tree. And then, so its like, this is the triangle, basically. I walk past whatevers in Rockefeller Center. I get my teeth cleaned and then i go across the street to the wine bar, which is right across the street from the dentist. Jimmy after you get your teeth cleaned . Yes. I order a glass of red wine. [ light laughter ] im a selfsaboteur. Jimmy yeah, no, i understand. You got to keep them in business, man. Yeah, i keep everything in business. Dentist, the wine bar, everybody. Jimmy lets talk about your movie, by the way. Man, oh man, was i tripped out. This thing is just bizarre. It is fantastic. Beautifully done. Whos the director again . Guillermo del toro. Jimmy oh, my god. The shape of water. One of the masters of cinema. Jimmy oh, goodness. And you were great as always. I mean, youre great. And can you describe the plot without i dont know if do you guys know what the movies about . Does anyone know . I dont want to spoil it. Its about a mute cleaning woman who falls in love with an amphibian river god. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go. And thats really what the movies about. It really is. [ laughter ] no joke. Jimmy no joke, yeah. Hes like a fish man. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, its a you know jimmy she falls in love with like a like a fish man. Yeah, its basically its a combination of all different kinds of genres. Its got the thriller in there, the romance. Kind of the kooky comedy elements. Its kinda yeah. Its like a wheel of fortune spinning around, yeah. Jimmy spooky at certain points. Youre not the nicest, uh guy. No. Well, my characters name is strickland. So that kind of gives it away. Strickland. [ light laughter ] doesnt sound like jimmy yeah, that thats not a comedy character. Yeah, no. Jimmy mr. Strickland. But you get in there and you dont really respect this fish man. No, yeah, i you know, i had to go down and get him out of the amazon, which is was probably very difficult. [ light laughter ] a very grueling activity. And he does he does bite a a couple of my fingers off, so he kind of jimmy that is true. Yeah. He kind of has it coming. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] hard to like someone after they do that. After they bite your fingers. If i reached over and bit your fingers off right now, chances are you wouldnt have me back on the show. Chances are. Jimmy i dont know. I like you too much. I think i could let you bite a a couple of my fingers off. I love Michael Shannon. Hes great. Thank you. Jimmy i wanna show a clip. Heres Michael Shannon, octavia spencer, and Sally Hawkins in the shape of water. Youre fantastic. Take a look. Thanks, jim. All those scars on your neck. Thats what did it, cut your voice box, right . She said since she was a a baby. Youd do that to a baby . The world is sinful. Wouldnt you say so, delilah . Well, let me say this up front. You clean that lab, you get out. The thing we keep in there is an affront. Do you know what an affront is, zelda . Something offensive. Thats right. And i should know. I dragged that filthy thing out of the river muck in south america all the way here. And along the way, we didnt get to like each other much. Jimmy oh, come on [ cheers and applause ] yeah we got it. And cut, and scene. We got it. Michael shannon. That is a wrap on Michael Shannon, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] Michael Shannon. The shape of water is in theaters now. Alison brie joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] directv has been rated number one in Customer Satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. But some people still like cable. Just like some people like wet grocery bags. Getting a bad haircut. Overcrowded trains. Turnstiles that dont turn. And spilling coffee on themselves. But for everyone else, theres directv. For 1 rated Customer Satisfaction over cable, switch to directv. And for a limited time get a 100 reward card. Call 1800directv this weekend save 20 on are back at target. Star wars toys, apparel, and home decor. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome alison brie [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh settle on in. Settle on in. Alison brie right there. [ cheers and applause ] lots of congratulations for you there. Thank you, hi. Jimmy and cheers. Oh, we dont have a thing, and we dont have any eggnog for you. Oh, i was like, what are you looking at . What happened . Jimmy no, you look great. Michael i can get it. Want me to get it . Oh, yeah, please [ laughter ] jimmy gonna get eggnog . All right, hes gonna get tis the season. Jimmy hes going to get eggnog for you. Does he know where hes going . He didnt have to get we can have someone ah, whatever. Hes gone. Oh, hes back. Hes gone. Is there any brandy in the eggnog . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] yeah. Oh. Oh oh, wow. Michael im not gonna oh, thank you so much. Jimmy hey, michael, that was that was fantastic. Michael thank you. Jimmy look at that. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] this is great michael delightful. Jimmy look at how much fun. Congratulations. Wow. Jimmy i mean, this just settle in. Jimmy just settle in. Were having a blast. Jimmy this is it right here. Wow. Cheers. Jimmy cheers to everybody here. Congrats on everyones sucess. Michael merry christmas. Jimmy merry christmas, everybody. Merry christmas. Jimmy i love guys. Every year. [ cheers and applause ] and happy hanukkah happy hanukkah. Jimmy happy hanukkah as well, everybody. Alison, youve got to be so excited about this. What a year. You came on for glow. Yeah jimmy and we were talking about glow, we showed the clip everyone was like, whoa i mean, almost got a standing ovation from the clip. And i go, man, this is just youre gonna get awards for this. And boom, boom, boom. Every nomination. Its so good. But i also love that youre excited about it. Im so excited about it. I mean jimmy and youre happy and you care about these things. Oh, my god i just i love working on the show so much, and all the women i work with are so amazingly supportive and its just like i just jimmy but you said leave it all on the floor for this show. Its so exciting. Jimmy you were saying with your husband yes, well, when i found out about sorry. It was like such amazing timing, finding out about the golden globe nomination because i was already up at 5 00 in the morning to go to work for season two of glow, and i was running out of the house. I was late. And i ran into the bedroom. He was i thought he was still asleep but he actually had his phone on and was watching the nominations Live Streaming and he was like, the golden globe nominations. I was like, i dont have time. I got to go. Sat down on the bed, gave him a a kiss. And as we pulled apart, sharon stone said my name. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] come on thats it. Thats when you know whats happening. I love you. We just froze and then we just screamed. And like jimmy jumped up and down. Thats the best. Well, we have a clip of when you got to the set to work on glow season two. Heres you and your costars. Look at this. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what you want is someone to have fun and enjoy what were doing. This is fun. So much love jimmy look at you i mean, youre wearing antlers on the tonight show. I dont even care jimmy you are the best. We love you, we love you, we love you. Now, lets talk about the post. Yeah. Jimmy because here comes this film. Also, the disaster artist. Yeah. Jimmy well, congratulations on that. Thank you. Jimmy i mean, youre busy, busy, busy. But the post. This is meryl streep. This is tom hanks. This is steven spielberg. Its crazy. Its still like a surreal fever dream that it happened. Jimmy how was meryl streep . Oh, my god. Jimmy yeah. Obviously, totally incredible. Yeah, i mean, and so gracious and wonderful and i think probably my nerves reached their height when i was on set. Before i started shooting, i was out there just for a a fitting and i had just been excited to have the role and it hadnt totally sunk in, i think, until i was just watching meryl perform a scene where shes talking about her late husband and its very dramatic, and every take is different and incredible in, like and im sitting by spielberg, and spielberg is floored. Hes like, oh my god, its meryl streep. [ laughter ] and thats when i was like, thats meryl streep. Jimmy theres a couple words you cant say on tv. Its meryl michael streep. Streep jimmy thats the word. You cant say that, yeah. [ laughter ] thank you, michael. You cant say that. Oh, sorry. Jimmy yeah, you cant say that. But she couldnt have been sweeter. She was amazing. Jimmy of course. What is the film about . Can you explain it to everybody . Yes, the film is about the historical decision made by the Washington Post to publish the pentagon papers after the New York Times received an injunction, and about meryl streep as Catherine Graham sort of coming into her own as the publisher of the Washington Post at that time. Very unique to have a woman in that position of power and so just her sort of struggling with her position and making this decision, along with her editor in chief, ben bradley, played by tom hanks. I play her daughter in the film, her loving, supportive daughter. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres alison brie and meryl streep in the post. Take a look at this. These were your people. Mcnamara. Kennedy and johnson. Well, jack and lyndon were your fathers friends. You flew down to texas with lyndon the weekend after his convention. Oh, well, its your fault. You wanted to see his helicopter. And the instant he saw you, he invited you to the ranch. Oh, well, he just wanted the paper to endorse him. Yes, but my point is, you had steve and bill waiting at home. I know. You had house guests waiting at the farm. You had nothing but dirty clothes in your suitcase. How do you know what i had in my suitcase . Jumped on air force one. Spent the weekend i did not jump [ talking over each other ] speed boating with lyndon and lady bird. Its hard to say no to the president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. Come on. Alison brie, everybody [ cheers and applause ] alison brie. The post hits select theaters next friday. Well be right back with standup from jaboukie youngwhite. Stick around, everybody. 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And when you dont want to share everything with your family. sneezing yelling Google Home Mini reordering gummy vitamins. And you even get free delivery from here, here, here, and lots of other places with google express. Its Google Home Mini. Now only 29. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest can be seen at the good good comedy theater in philadelphia january 13th. Making his television debut, here on the tonight show. Everyone, please welcome, jaboukie youngwhite [ cheers and applause ] whats up . Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much, new york. Oh my god, im so happy to be back. Ive been traveling a lot recently, which has been fun, but its weird, like, ive noticed that my race changes city to city. [ light laughter ] like when im in chicago, people just think that im half black, half white. When im in new york, people think that im puerto rican. [ laughter ] but when im in cvs, everyone thinks im stealing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, its really frustrating. Because i am. [ laughter ] and i dont want them to catch me. [ laughter ] but also, like, why do you think that im stealing . I look like im in a brochure for a very expensive liberal arts school. [ laughter ] leave me alone. [ light laughter ] chapstick should be free. [ light laughter ] my favorite articles right now are all the articles of, like, older people trying to come to terms with the fact that millennials are just poor. Like the best one ive seen is, why arent millennials buying diamonds . [ laughter ] the industry is in peril. And its like one time i spent more than 40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] like, i would love i would love to get a chain, but first i got to stop looking at salmon as a high risk investment, you know . [ laughter ] theres levels to this. Kind of feel like ever since trump won, everything i do is radical just because im a a minority. [ light laughter ] like i wake up in the morning, revolutionary. [ laughter ] i ask the cashier for a cup of water but i low key get some sprite . Anticapitalist. [ laughter ] but i feel like the election just changed in ways were just starting to realize. cause the other day, i was on the train, and i see this like mid20s white dude, like very fit, athletic, kind of fratty, professional, just hit a crack pipe and start freestyling. [ laughter ] and, like, thats a level im trying to get at, you know . [ laughter ] like chasing all my dreams at once, really. [ light laughter ] thats my goal. I can be kind of an awkward flirt sometimes. I can have a hard time flirting, just because people dont always read me as queer when they first meet me because ive been told that i can come across as masc, and if you dont know what that means, its basically just gay for, im not like other girls. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its like a little weird, but i actually really like whiskey. [ light laughter ] so, im kind of quirky, you know . [ laughter ] im living in l. A. Right now, which is fun. I miss new york so much, but i found a way to make l. A. Fun in that im just fully trying to hook up with uber drivers. [ laughter ] and like, the other day, yall, like, i got so close. Like i got in the car, the guys cute, hes like, on where you coming from . And i was like, oh a show. And hes like, oh, what instrument do you play . And i was like, the voice. But i was like, no, i do standup or whatever, and i say, or whatever, so he knows that im humble. [ laughter ] and then he goes, oh my god, like i love standup. Ive actually written a couple jokes but im a little nervous to get on stage and try it. And i was like, oh my god, no, you seem like you have such a a natural stage presence. [ laughter ] i was like, here, just tell me a joke right now and we can work on it in the car together. And he was like, are you sure . I dont want to, like, waste your time. I was like, no, just like go for it. He was like, okay, so, me and my girlfriend [ laughter ] and i was like, needs work. [ laughter and applause ] right here is fine. You can just drop me off right now. But ultimately though, like, i think the hardest part about traveling is that you really just start to lose track of how hot you are. At a certain point because like its cliche but its true, that like a chicago hot is a new york cute. And a new york cute is an l. A. Shun. [ laughter ] because like my brothers like my brothers are l. A. Theyre both like tall, fit. They carry themselves with confidence. Im small, pale, i carry myself like an inbred european prince. [ laughter and applause ] like, i dont even really like step when i walk. I just sort of like glide everywhere that i go. You know . But i know im not ugly. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Like on a one to ten scale, i dont think that i could, like, model, but i could definitely end a republican senators career. You know . [ cheers and applause ] all right, thank you, guys. You guys have been so much fun thanks [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jaboukie youngwhite [ cheers and applause ] for more, follow him on twitter jaboukie. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Michael Shannon, alison brie, jaboukie youngwhite right here [ cheers and applause ] Jamaaladeen Tacuma and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sarah paulson, comedian and producer, judd apatow, creator of happy , writer grant morrison. Featuring the 8g band with mark guiliana. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Well, roy moore may have lost last nights election, but well never forget all the people he touched. [ laughter ]

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