Musical guests talib kweli featuring rick ross and Yummy Bingham. And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 775, reno gotcha steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy thanksgiving eve, everybody [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, ladies and gentlemen. Youre at the right show. [ cheers and applause ] happy thanksgiving eve. Guys, thanksgiving is tomorrow, thats right, and trump is spending the holiday down at maralago, where they have a a big buffet. It has gourmet stuffing, vegetables, and turkey for the adults. And then they have chicken fingers, Grilled Cheese and curly fries for the president. [ laughter ] this Chicken Nugget doesnt look like a dinosaur. Im not eating it. [ laughter ] Chicken Nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs. [ light laughter ] you see this, though . Today trump went on a huge twitter rant at 5 00 in the morning. Melania would have stopped him, but youre not supposed to wake someone when theyre sleep tweeting. Steve yeah. Jimmy its dangerous. [ applause ] steve tweet jimmy just let him do it. Covfefe [ light laughter ] actually, trump attacked lavar ball and called him a a poor mans version of don king without the hair. [ light laughter ] which is interesting coming from the poor mans version of don king with the hair. [ cheers and applause ] but trumps not the only one traveling for thanksgiving. In fact, today was the busiest travel day of the year. You could tell who was going home to visit their families, because united was dragging them onto the plane. [ laughter ] come on, lets go [ applause ] come on, you got to get there. Lets go i read that atlanta, los angeles, and chicago were expected to have the busiest airports today. While laguardia hung a sign outside that said, abandon all hope, ye who enter. [ laughter and applause ] if you still dont have plans for thanksgiving, dont worry, youre not alone. Here to help with some lastminute ideas is our writer and selfproclaimed thanksgiving expert, arthur meyer. Arthur . [ cheers and applause ] hey, buddy. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy good to see you, pal. Arthur, what advice do you have for people who dont have thanksgiving plans yet . First of all, theres no shame in not getting an invite. I mean, im a thanksgiving expert and i posted on every social media platform about how i dont have any plans this year, and even i didnt get an invite. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, what do you suggest people do . Well, if you dont have somewhere to go this thanksgiving, its time to take matters into your own hands. Jimmy you mean like host your own dinner . Sure, or offer to cohost someone elses. [ light laughter ] jimmy interesting. Its easy. Just go up to a friend and Say Something like, hey, what are you doing for thanksgiving . And would you mind if i swung by and cohosted your dinner with you, jimmy . [ laughter ] jimmy im so sorry. Are you asking me . Yeah. No. Yeah. No. [ laughter ] thats just the name im using in the example. Just say, for instance, you know, hey, jimmy, how about i swing by around 3 00 p. M. , maybe 2 00, maybe 1 00, maybe noon, maybe 6 00 a. M. [ light laughter ] crash on the couch, then join you and your family for a a festive thanksgiving meal, jimmy fallon . [ laughter ] jimmy thats my full name there. Well, its still just the example name. Jimmy yeah, but its my name. Well, its the example name, so youre wrong. [ laughter ] jimmy cant you just use a a different example name . Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. No. Totally. [ laughter ] no. Yeah. Itll be fun. You bring the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and all the other food. Ill bring a bottle of wine, not half empty, half full. [ laughter ] jimmy so you want to show up drunk at my place on thanksgiving and just eat my food . Yeah, no. Yeah, no. [ laughter ] yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah, no. Yeah. Look, it will just be me, my girlfriend, and 10 or 12 buddies. Jimmy arthur, im sorry, this isnt going to happen. Sure it is. Jimmy nope. [ laughter ] yep. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy fallon, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy arthur meyer, everybody. [ applause ] oh, my gosh, get oh, this made me laugh. On fox friends this morning, they were talking about brining turkeys when one of the hosts got a little confused. Take a look. The day before thanksgiving, a lot of you are just waiting to start brining the turkey. And brine is taking the gravy and wiping it on with the brush, right . Not at all. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. If im not mistaken, a turkey is an adult chicken, am i right . [ laughter ] baby peacock . [ light laughter ] oh, listen to this. A restaurant here in new york city is serving a a thanksgiving turkey infused with vodka. [ audience oohs ] the chef didnt add it. That turkey just had a serious problem. [ light laughter ] am i a pretty bird . [ light laughter ] and finally, i read that after all the Sexual Harassment scandals, most Company Holiday parties will not be serving alcohol. Yep. Hanging with your boss and coworkers with no alcohol. Or as thats also known, going to work. Why are we doing [ applause ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. We have got a fun show tonight. We just love this man. He is the coolest. From the new movie, roman j. Israel, esq. , Denzel Washington is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy were going to catch up with him and then denzel and i are going to compete in a a thanksgivingthemed random object shootout. Steve ooh. Jimmy twill be fun. Plus, she stars in get out. Did you see get out . Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy it was one of the coolest movies i think ive ever seen. It was fantastic. Its one of the biggest movies of the year, its getting all sorts of awards buzz. Allison williams is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love Allison Williams. Steve love her. Jimmy and we have great music tonight from talib kweli [ cheers and applause ] featuring rick ross and Yummy Bingham. Look at this. Talib right there. This guy is one of my favorite rappers of all time. [ laughter ] i mean, he really is, man. I think about my lists and everything, you know . Steve hes like number one on your list you were telling me, right . Jimmy whats that . Hes one of the people on my list. Yeah. Tariq but see jimmy whats that . Tariq im his im number one on his list. [ audience oohs ] questlove transitive axiom transitive axiom jimmy wait, so that tariq if a equals b, if b equals c jimmy so then, youre my favorite rapper of all time . Tariq yeah, i i guess so. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are, man. I love you, come on. Tariq give it up, thats me. Jimmy come on, thats Black Thought right there. Talib kwelis here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love the dude. Youre going to freak out. Hes fantastic. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, i should say, everyone tune into the thanksgiving day parade tomorrow, because me and the roots are going to be on a a float. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] were going to can we say what float were going to be on . Were on the gibson guitar float. Its a giant, giant, giant guitar, which is great, because captain kirk will be there with a guitar, a gibson of sorts of guitar. And were going to play a a really cool song that we couldnt believe we got the rights to, but we talked to the family and they were really cool and let us do it. Its amazing. We have great dancers, awesome kids. Its going to be super duper fun. If you dont have cable, then you probably arent watching this. [ laughter ] steve no, this is broadcast. Jimmy but if you dont but maybe if you maybe youre in transit, you can watch on nbc. Com and livestream it. Steve ooh jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] also, im sure, quest, youre going to, like, instagram it or something . Questlove certainly. Jimmy yeah. Questlove ill go live. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, are all you guys on social media . Tariq yeah, we are, jimmy, actually. [ laughter ] steve what was that . Meow. Jimmy hey, guys, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since tomorrow is thanksgiving, i sent out a a hashtag called thanksgivingfails. And i asked you guys to send us a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about thanksgiving. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] super fun. Now i thought id share some of my favorite thanksgiving fails from you guys. This first one is from msshawn80. She says, my grandpa was making mashed potatoes when his dentures fell into them. He stared right at me and after he put them back in, said, dont you tell a soul. [ laughter and applause ] steve you cant handle the tooth. Jimmy it never happened. [ laughter ] this ones from sarahbeezie. She says, my uncle got so drunk that he was cutting his turkey with the knife handle. [ laughter ] oh, a lot of blood coming out of this turkey. Its your hand, uncle bill steve my fingers came off [ light laughter ] jimmy cutting with the knife handle. Falls right off the bone. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] falls off the bone. Great job. Moist bird this year, honey. [ laughter ] gross. This ones from tinamarie0713. She says, one year, my grandmother kept complaining about the awful snacks. She was eating potpourri. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve this tastes like lavender. Jimmy it was nice kissing her goodnight, though. I will say, it was very lovely. Beautiful. You smell great. Yeah, very fresh. Steve your breath smells like nantucket briar. [ laughter ] jimmy nantucket briar. This one is from islaclifford1. She says, two years ago, my aunt forgot the turkey and my cousin forgot the desserts, so our thanksgiving dinner was just different kinds of potatoes. [ laughter ] steve yeah [ applause ] jimmy red potato. Steve french fried potatoes. Jimmy french fried potaters. Scalloped potaters. [ laughter ] this next ones from inchilliwack. He says, should have used the pie pan. Look at this photo. Oops. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] thats what happens . Steve solid crust. Jimmy i never knew what would happen if i didnt use it. Took it out of the pie pan. Steve im not going to let this burn in my [ laughter ] i dont want to waste this good aluminum foil. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, this ones good. This ones from lachute9. She says, one year my motherinlaw was making gravy. She poured the gravy in a a strainer, but forgot to put a a pan underneath to catch the liquid. Poured it all down the sink. Steve oh. [ applause ] jimmy thats totally something just pour the whole thing down steve i strained it jimmy yeah. This ones from at kelseycole01. She says, one thanksgiving i tried out my new chocolate fountain, but it broke and spun out of control. Hot fondue got everywhere and then hardened. [ audience ohs ] look at the photo. Thats real sent a photo right there. Oh, my steve oh. Jimmy disaster. I didnt even know you could steve thats a fon thats a fondont. Jimmy thats a fondont. [ laughter ] this last one is from thisiserikac. She says, one year, the turkey still had pink juice coming from it after cooking, but my dad said it was just leg juice. Everybody but me ended up with food poisoning. [ applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Denzel Washington, everyone [ cheers and applause ] go slow. 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Available now at sams club. And honey, theres some things in here that i dont think i wouldve told. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is one of the biggest of your big time movie stars. Hes won two oscars, three golden globes, plus a tony award. Now hes getting terrific reviews for his new movie, roman j. Israel, esq. Which is in theaters now. Please welcome the one and only, Denzel Washington. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Denzel Washington oh, my goodness. Welcome back. You look like the movie star you are. Thank you. Yes, i am a movie star. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, exactly. In fact, im going to do this entire interview as a a movie star. Jimmy yes, yes, very last time you were here. Yes, thats true. Jimmy yeah, i was a movie star. The last time you were here, was for fences. Yes. Jimmy which after we talked, you got four Oscar Nominations for that. Congratulations. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy viola davis went on to win. Yes. Jimmy i think you and viola together was fantastic. Shes pretty good, huh . Jimmy yeah, shes okay, yeah, yeah. I guess so. Jimmy she knows what shes doing. Tomorrow is thanksgiving. Yes. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] you love thanksgiving. Yes. Especially tomorrow. Jimmy especially then. [ laughter ] it has to be. Has to be. Jimmy its always better when its tomorrow. The [ laughter ] you want to start over, should i come back out. Jimmy no, no, no, thats good. Do you start prepping the bird the day before . [ laughter ] do i start prepping . Jimmy well, i mean the people cooking. Maybe like, say, monday night. Me, personally . [ light laughter ] jimmy getting ready for thanksgiving thats tomorrow. Man. Jimmy no, you dont do it. No, no. I dont know i dont even know how. I wouldnt know. Jimmy no, you wouldnt have any clue . No. Jimmy so who does the cooking . My wife does you know she jimmy shes got the thing. Yeah, knows how to do it. Do all that. Jimmy i mean, but its such a long process. You get up at like 4 00 in the morning. Start stuffing a bird you have no idea no, they gotta start like a a couple of days. Dont you have to like jimmy monday night probably. Soak em or something . [ laughter ] jimmy no, you do. You soak them, you do the whole thing. I soak him. Jimmy do you have a a favorite part . Do you have two different types of cranberry sauce . You know what im talking about . She kind of does the fresh cranberry mixture. Jimmy you dont do the stuff from a can that stays in the same shape . No, not from the can, no. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats the best. Stuffing from a can . Jimmy oh, i gotta get you some of this. No, not stuffing, cranberry sauce. You mean like the gel yeah, the one thing. [ laughter ] then you flip it over and you slice it up. Jimmy slice it up . Yeah, yeah, i look forward to that. I look forward to that every year. They still make it like that . Jimmy aboslutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aint a cranberry in there. Jimmy no, not even close. [ light laughter ] i eat it straight from the can sometimes. Like an old cowboy. Do you watch football and hang out, and do all that . Of course. Jimmy yeah, you have to do that part. Last time you were here, we were talking about, you ran into an old librarian of yours, you met i love that story, and we were talking about that. And now, i heard another cool story about you meeting a fan. Her name is Juanita Hubbard in chicago. You ended up oh, i went to her house. Jimmy you went to her house. Youre talking about the little old lady . Jimmy yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didnt go to her what it was, is, i was on the south side of chicago, where my cousins are from, and they used to be they had a gang called the blackstone rangers. They were the blackstone rangers. In that neighborhood, there was leons bbq, and i was looking, i was trying to remember where it was. So i saw a group of guys standing out in front of this house and i forgot who i was. So i got out to ask them where leons and they were like, oh my goodness. I was like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, but wheres the bbq place . [ laughter ] jimmy and then now back to being tough guys too . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then their grandmother was there. She was like, oh youre my favorite. So i went, sat down and talked to her. Jimmy i mean, how cute is this . Oh, you got a picture . Jimmy yeah, i got a picture of you. Oh, there she is. Jimmy she put this online. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] yeah, man. Jimmy the grandma put that online. I just love that. She would not let me go. [ laughter ] i mean, like jimmy oh, really . Oh no, she was jimmy she held on to you. She had a good grip. A good grip. Jimmy people just love you. We always flip out when you come here. The whole everybody. The whole staff. Everyone in the halls like, oh denzels coming. Drake recently got a tattoo of you. Did you know this . I heard about this. Jimmy he got a tattoo of me. Jimmy of you. Yes. Jimmy from mo better blues. Yes. Jimmy his tattoo artist put this online. This is i just dont know what body part this is from on drake. [ light laughter ] does anyone know drake that well . [ laughter ] does anyone know what part . Is this his arm . Is it his back . Its gotta be bigger than his arm, but thats you. Yeah, thats me. [ laughter ] now, you got me wondering now, where is that . [ laughter ] jimmy forgot i bring it up. Forgot i bring it up. Too late for that. Thats crazy. No, but, i think he got some other people he admires tattoos as well. Jimmy maybe im on there. [ laughter ] i never hear those stories. I want oh, that was good. Jimmy thank you. Roman j. Israel, esq. Yes. Jimmy again, another character i will say, just likeable. I love the dude. Right, yeah, i do too. Jimmy i just love him. I think hes just like, kind of dresses, kind of a little nerdy. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy glasses. You grew out a nice had my jimmy nice afro for it. And you know, everybody kept saying to me, everybody oh, so you grew it out like questlove . I was like, he got his from me, what are you talking about . [ laughter and applause ] im older than you. Jimmy hes older than you, dude. Denzel created a character based on your looks. Questlove okay, okay. [ laughter ] now, all right, but if you shake your head, does yours move like if you do that . Yeah, there you go. Thats the picture, thats the picture. Jimmy thats the picture . Yeah, you felt that, yeah. Thats like, the abas, the old basketball players. Had to work that hair, you know. Jimmy the aba. I know that. What is this film about . I mean, this guy. Hes a unique attorney who struggles with social skills and hes easy to love but hard to deal with. Jimmy yeah, i root for this guy. Thank you. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres Denzel Washington. Roman j. Israel, esq. Take a look at this. Prosecutors are going to favor a grand jury. You represented darrelle. Briefly. You knew what i was. Im sure darrelle shared that information with a number of people. No. Youre the only person he told. I presented myself on your request for an attorney. Youre talking, but it dont mean nothing. I aint never getting out of here. They got me cold. I tell you this. I got you. Any time i want. Guard. Any place. Guard. Could have already done it. Guard. But i want you to be where i am. Guard. Thinking about it. Guard. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Im disappointed because thats not the big hair scene. Jimmy no, that was actually more relaxed. No, thats a push down, yeah. Jimmy thats the pushed down hair. I had to smash it down. Jimmy you have to go see the movie. Just to see the hair, nothing else. Jimmy just to see the hair. Exactly, yeah. Congratulations on the great reviews. Well deserved. [ cheers and applause ] Denzel Washington, everybody. Go see roman j. Israel, esq. In theaters now. Denzel and i are playing random object shootout when we come back. Its gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] being a location scout, my office is on my back. The less stuff i have to carry the better. With surface pro, i have one device that does everything. Technology has really changed how i do this job. On pacific rim uprising our characters are 250 ft. Tall. Where in the heck are you gonna land this big robot . Pulled up a satellite image and there is like a giant bullseye, robots here i feel very proud of what i bring to the screen. I have the greatest job in the world. From 7am noon get the lowest prices of the year. Art. Milkbone, 4. 99 tidy cats, 8. 99 and friskies cat food is only 41 cents a can. Shop early deals online this thursday petsmart. For the love of pets. Sfx camera clicking [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with Denzel Washington. [ cheers and applause ] his new movie roman j. Israel, esq. Is in theaters now. Denzel, i know you played back in the day, you played basketball at Fordham University here in new york city. So, tonight i want to challenge you to a random object shootout. Heres how this works. You brought your own squad. No. Jimmy no, no, i gave this to you. Heres how this works. Were going to take turns trying to shoot random objects into that hoop. The objects were shooting tonight are a butternut squash. [ light laughter ] an official skateboard of roman j. Israel, esq. [ light laughter ] a bowl of cranberry sauce. The one with the berries. Not the one from the can, yeah. A file full of legal documents. [ light laughter ] because its from the movie, you see. And the money ball. This is worth two points. A vhs copy of the classic of the classic spike lee he got game starring Denzel Washington. [ cheers and applause ] and, and. All right, before we start. Because i may never get this opportunity again. I just want to thank the academy. Jimmy no, no, thats not no, oh, ok, all right, all right. Jimmy you go this way, this is the line here, and youll go first. No you first. No pressure. Jimmy what do you mean me first . No, you first. Jimmy but, youre my guest. I know, but thats you know, you gotta to do what your guests say. Jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] if you make this, if you make this jimmy come on, man. [ audience oohs ] theres nothing to that was awful. I wanted you to go first, thats why i felt it. Sky hook . [ audience oohs ] that was close though. All right. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, here we go. Now were warmed up. Were warmed up now. This i dont even understand. I have no idea what to do, or how to do it. Maybe you can go, maybe [ audience oohs ] taking it easy on me. I see. Jimmy i dont know how the heck youre gonna get this you just gotta throw really high. [ audience oohs ] thats right. Now youre getting warmed up. There we go. All right. Jimmy all right. Cranberry sauce. Here we go. Oh, this aint going in. This aint going in. [ light laughter ] jimmy happy to have you. Why are you backing away . Happy thanksgiving, dude. Whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can we see a replay on that . Slow motion . Jimmy yeah. [ audience oohs ] ooh. Oh, he scored it went in jimmy does that give theyre gonna say yes. Theyre gonna give me the point on that one. [ cheers and applause ] go for it. I dont think i can top that. Jimmy you can do it. Can i do a layup . That might be jimmy no i dont want you to slip. Go like you can do this too. You can go underhand. Whatever you think. [ cheers and applause ] im done im done im done jimmy what . Im done jimmy what . Im done. Jimmy what . Look at that thing. I told yall. This is what i do. Jimmy now hes getting cocky. This is what i do. Whats the song yall did . Its all in the music. Jimmy here we go. Its all in the music. Jimmy legal, legal documents. Legal documents. Uhoh. Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is up . Look at this. This is a winner. This is what a winner looks like. Look at me. Look at me. Just please look at me. You know, you know. You know you have one of those you ever have those moments when youre like, where am i . [ laughter ] you know, like suddenly i just went were sitting here throwing skateboards and he made it. Jimmy all right, good luck. Oh its light. Yeah, you can do it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i hurt my wrist a a little bit on that last i think im going to need someone to take my next shot. Please welcome the point guard for the nba champion golden state warriors, steph curry. [ cheers and applause ] all right, all right, all right. Jimmy all right, denzel wait a minute, wait a a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy its really him. Its really him. Thats right, exactly. Denzel, you go first. No, out of respect, i wanna let the young buck you gonna let me go first . Go first. And now, if he makes this wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jimmy you gotta be careful because theres cranberries everywhere. Watch yourself. Cranberries. So, i want to give him a chance to warm up. Now dont if he makes this. Hes gonna make it too, watch. What did yall do to the basket though . Thats a long story. Thats a long story. You just have to watch. Hes gonna make it, hes gonna make it. This is a warm up. Warm up . All right. Jimmy yeah, this one doesnt even count. [ cheers and applause ] see. Jimmy he did that like that was nothing, dude. Thats what id be telling actors when they show up. Like they think, oh i can act with you, d. Im like, okay, buddy. Jimmy and you just go up nothing to it. I know better. Jimmy yeah, you know better. Oh we still gotta do one more. We still gotta do this. All right, ill go first. No pressure. Where is he going . [ laughter ] theres a line. My pants are falling down. [ laughter ] you know, crack kills. Jimmy no, no, no. You got this. You guys know what youre talking about, right . Cash. Oh. No, cause yours was in the way. I told you, you gotta jimmy you got blocked. What is this . Ive never seen one of these. [ laughter and applause ] wow, thats cold. Jimmy steph, do you think you can you make that guy . Wait a minute, let me make it easy for him. [ light laughter ] i was gonna say, make him go left. I love going left. Make him go right. Make him go right. [ laughter ] make him go right. Make him go right. [ audience oohs ] jimmy steph curry right there [ cheers and applause ] Denzel Washington the champ. More tonight show after the break, everybody. Watch that replay of me again. [ cheers and applause ] shh. [ ] hurry in to old navy. This wednesday through friday only, get fifty percent off your entire purchase. Friday instore only, get cozy socks for the family for one dollar. For every pair sold, old navy will donate one dollar to boys and girls clubs up to a million dollars. 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And i had fallen asleep. scrappy barks amanda he was totally freaked out, digging and pawing at me. And when i woke up i realized that i was in anaphylaxis and went to the emergency room. I dont know what i would do if he wasnt there. Hes the best boy. vo through the subaru share the love event, weve helped the ascpa save nearly forty thousand animals so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. amanda put a little love in your heart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest got rave reviews for her role in one of the biggest movies of the year, get out, which is also getting a lot of awards attention. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Allison Williams [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, welcome back. Its so good to be back. Jimmy oh my gosh. Please, congrats on everything. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Jimmy get out became like the biggest movie ever. I mean its been wild. Our little it took us 23 days to shoot it. It was a tiny budget. Jordan had never directed a a movie before. Jimmy well, youre perfect in it. I thank you. Jimmy i know, obviously, im a big fan of you. Thank you. Its mutual, by the way. Jimmy thank you, yeah. Itd be very awkward if i was like, meh. [ laughter ] jimmy you know im meh on you, yeah, but you made the movie, i want to say for i want to say 4 million or Something Like that. Yeah, a little over 4 million. Jimmy it made 254 million worldwide. [ cheers and applause ] jackpot yeah. Jimmy hello. Yeah. Well, heres the thing. Im proud to say that all of that went to me. So, thank you guys so much for [ laughter ] jimmy im sure. Im sure of it, yeah. Every penny, and im so grateful. Jimmy every single penny, yeah. Im sure. You should be grateful. I deserve it. Honestly, lets just say what were all thinking. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy you saw none of it. But lets be so, jordan peele from key peele. Yes. Jimmy you know him as a brilliant, i know. Jimmy brilliant, but i know him as a a comedian, and a a brilliant comedian. Never thought that he would be like, oh, check out this one spin ill do on this kind of horror, kind of twilight zone. I dont know how to describe the genre. He describes it as like a a social thriller. Its like a hitchcock thriller type thing. Jimmy yeah. But then theres also, because theres his mind. Theres the character of rod, played brilliantly by lil rel. Jimmy lil rel was un so funny. Jimmy lil if you want to see so funny. Jimmy lil rel howery, just go see him do standup. He is amazing. Oh, hes an amazing standup. Jimmy great stand up. So, he has all of these tools. Hes an obsessive fan of horror, and more genre movies, but then hes also brilliant in comedy so jordan can just, like, flip these switches so you go from being incredibly tense in one scene, and then youre just watching lil rel do his thing, and its hysterical. So its jimmy at some points, well, i dont know the spoilers well i know. Jimmy but you watch the movie, and i dont really know where the movies going at all, or if its funny even. Well, no, it was the same with me, reading the script. I was like, okay, yeah, and this is so its far kind of guess whos coming to dinner and then theres some weird stuff happening, and then suddenly i was like oh. Oh. Jimmy yeah, and its like oh, jordan. Are you okay . Jimmy no, hes not okay. Hes not. It turns out, hes not okay. Jimmy hes not okay, no. This is a brilliant move. He is confirmed. Not okay. Jimmy trust me, if you havent seen get out, you have to watch get out, im telling you youre going to hear a lot thank you. Jimmy about this right now with awards. You in particular, i go, what great casting because i think probably most people know you from girls, i would say. Yes. Thank you. Jimmy is that where he actually, so jordan cast me because of peter pan, which is a little more i taught you how to fly on this very show. Jimmy thats right. We were both hoisted up. We were both hoisted up, yeah. It was you and Christopher Walken. And Christopher Walken, so he was like, if she will fly on my television for three hours with Christopher Walken Walking Around beneath her, shell do anything, and he wasnt wrong. [ laughter ] i mean, yeah, basically right. So he saw that and he was like, shes got this innocence, shes played peter pan. We need someone who immediately the audience trusts because the movie just gets going, and you have to be on their side. Im not going to say anything else jimmy Allison Williams. Let me tell you something, man. You knocked it out of the park. Out of the park. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy out of the park dude. Well, well, well done. Thank you. Thank you so much. Jimmy i cant say any more about the movie. I know. Jimmy i will say im happy that youre here. Thank you. Jimmy happy holidays. Thank you. Jimmy and i want to show a a clip of you in the movie get out. Take a look at this. Do they know im black . No. Should they . It seems like something you might want to, you know, mention. Mom and dad, my my black boyfriend will be coming up this weekend, and i just dont want you to be shocked that hes a black man. You said i was the first black guy youve ever dated. Yeah, so what . Yeah, so this is uncharted territory for us. I dont want to be chased off the lawn with a shotgun. Youre not going to. First of all, my dad would have voted for obama a third time if he could have. Like the love is so real. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Allison Williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with a a performance from talib kweli featuring rick ross and Yummy Bingham. [ cheers and applause ] make walmart your first and only stop. Black friday. Thanksgiving 6pm. Get the app for a sneak peek at the deals. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a hiphop legend from brooklyn whose new album, radio silence, is out now. Performing heads up eyes open featuring rick ross, Yummy Bingham, and the roots, please welcome back talib kweli [ cheers and applause ] yeah tonight show make some noise [ cheers and applause ] new york city make some noise [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the hardest working band in the world, the roots crew. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, were taking stock right now. A wise man know what he know and what he doesnt if hes not really sure what hes saying he dont discuss it a righteous man walks the earth without judgment and loves his enemies enough to deliver justice a pious man relies on religion for his direction at times he introspective but his biblehood never questioned a dying man will make a confession try to get into heaven thinking his lifestyle is blocking his blessing a violent man will stock up on weapons and go to war for his posttraumatic stress disorder become an officer a man of peace uses his words in different mediums hell bleed for his beliefs practicing civil disobedience an honest man knows only liars scared of the truth his word is his bond but his action always the proof a faithful man never need evidence to believe but still he got to work for the blessings that he receives lets go sometimes its hard to believe in what you dont see or understand but the picture is so much bigger than what we could even imagine its hard to feel better when the weight of the world makes you feel sadder put your faith into action heads up and eyes open top tier how we blossomed in the basement all the nights that we were lacking those refreshments rain down thunder storm with the flows articulate with the bounce now im back like im derrick rose once the one on the bench with the snotty nose nefertiti would hold me when i was cold communion sunday my twenties went in the bowl forgive me lord for them women the night before usiness deals and the bentleys i cant afford got to be an example for children to do their chores blowing the smoke on the cover of the source Rolling Stones always thought i was the boss fallen soldier on his own so we march roll up a bag of that smoke therefore i spark recite the quran im in the dark devil knocking on my door he like a narc sometimes its hard to believe in what you dont see or understand but the picture is so much bigger than what we could even imagine its hard to feel better when the weight of the world make you feel sadder put your faith into action heads up and eyes open no excuses if i start it then ill see it through god is what i see in you so you might as well believe in you think what you see on tvs true the media deceiving you they misrepresenting misquoting then they misleading you belief is a funny thing in case youre wondering how they want the ring coming for this throne like they the sons of kings the average rapper is acting up for the dough i tell you what i believe but i back it up with what i know facts versus the facsimile your raps killing me last victory is great moments in black history celebrated with a bottle i just brought back from italy and some loud i got super pacs like i backed hillary lost in desire i walk with the devils fire i inspire the resurrection of kings the trust you put in me to be a beast with this rhyming is when the rubber meets the road where faith meets science lets go sometimes its hard to believe in what you dont see or understand but the picture is so much bigger than what we could even imagine its hard to feel better when the weight of the world makes you feel sadder put your faith into action heads up and eyes open one aim one god one love one destiny put them under we take it to the top yeah yeah yeah we take it to the top yeah yeah yeah we take it to the top yeah yeah yeah we take it to the top yeah yeah yeah we take it to the top put your faith into action heads up and eyes open one love. [ cheers and applause ] javotti media radio silence in stores now. Rick ross, Yummy Bingham. Talib kweli. [ cheers and applause ] yall make some noise for an o. G. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Talib Kweli Rick Ross Yummy Bingham radio silence is out now well be right back. Whoa [ cheers and applause ] what if Home Security was different . What if it looked different . What if the measure of working, was that you never had to think about it. What if it was so easy to use, you actually used it. [alarm] you have 3 minutes to exit. What if it gave you time, and what you really need from Home Security. A sense of security. Well, it turns out she doesnt. Ht i knew everything about garthbut now i do. I just finished his new book. Yes, he wrote a book. Im so proud of him. Its not a book. Its the anthology part 1 of a part 5 series. Its a. Its a book with cds in it. And stories like ive never heard before. Pictures ive never seen. In a really sweet package. I know what im getting everybody for christmas this year. announcer 240 pages, 5 albums, and hundreds of neverbeforeseen photos. Available now at target. And honey, theres some things in here that i dont think i wouldve told. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Denzel Washington, Allison Williams, steph curry, talib kweli, rick ross, Yummy Bingham, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Happy thanksgiving, almost yeah byebye [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight chris cuomo. From no activity actor and comedian, tim meadows. Standup comedy from kenny deforest. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladi and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear, in that case, lets get to the news. According to vanity fair, President Trump has advocated for Jared Kushner and ivanka to return to new york due to their negative press. Their negative press . [ laughter ]
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