Champ Austin Rogers, musical guest, William Patrick corgan, andeaturing the legendary roots crew. Questlove 757. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. I feel the love right now. I give it right back to you. I feel the love. Welcome to the the tonight show, everybody. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. Oh, my goodness. Thank you for being with us. We have a great show tonight, but heres what people are talking about. First, lets talk about this. Its a big story right now. Theres this vanity fair article about the white house. They say that trumps becoming unhinged. [ laughter ] steve now . Jimmy now, yeah. [ laughter ] hes apparently becoming unhinged. Steve really . Jimmy they said that hes recently he walks around the white house and he shouted, i hate everyone in the white house. [ laughter ] but later he clarified his remarks saying, except for me. I still like me a lot. [ cheers and applause ] when im here when im here, im family. Thats what he said. Steve thats what he said . Jimmy when im here, im family. Steve wow, the olive garden . Jimmy its the olive garden slogan, yeah. [ laughter ] breadsticks . Unlimited breadsticks. What are you doing . Apparently, yeah, he had an outburst, and yelled, i hate everyone in the white house. Like he just said it. Outburst. Mike pence tried to calm him down. Trump said, go way, youre not even my real dad. [ laughter and applause ] no are you . Also, the article also said that trump, and chief of staff john kelly, have gotten into a a lot of shouting matches. [ audience oohs ] one time, trump got so angry, he punched the tiniest hole in the wall. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] bink. Bink. Jimmy yeah, in fact, he used it to look at the eclipse. [ laughter ] he was he was mad. Steve hes mad how mad is he . [ light laughter ] jimmy unlimited bread sticks. [ laughter ] a lot of insiders are saying that trump seemed very distracted lately. It might be true. Check him out today. Hes at the white house. This is a real video. We didnt do anything to this. He is signing an executive order on health care. Watch this video. Appreciate it. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. Mr. President , you need to sign it. [ laughter ] most important thing. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, ive got to forgot to sign, what he was signing. He didnt sign he just started wandering around. [ laughter ] hes like a roomba that gets stuck in a corner, and you have to, like, pick it up and aim at the window. [ laughter ] youre supposed to do the job. [ applause ] but hey, this is cool, guys. I saw that ikea is teaming up with amazon to sell its furniture online. [ cheers ] they say its perfect for the couples who want to argue in the comfort of their own home. [ laughter ] no, i want the flugen. Honey, i think we should get the glugen. [ laughter ] i think the glugen will work perfect in the living room. Finally, a new study finds that parents do actually have a a favorite child. [ audience oohs ] the survey also finds that if you have to ask, it aint you. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, we have a huge show tonight. We love this guy. He is a fantastic actor. He has two new movies coming out. Only the brave, and thank you for your service, miles teller is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, she is a a grammyaward winning artist whose new album, beautiful trauma, will be available tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] she is the musical guest this weekend on saturday night live with host kumail nanjiani. Pink is stopping by, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful trauma. Steve oh, sounded great. Jimmy we love we love pink. Also joining us tonight, hes a a pop culture sensation. Hes super intelligent, and hes actually a friend of mine, jeopardy champion, Austin Rogers is here steve yeah come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes the guy everybodys talking about. Hes i love him, and we have great music tonight from William Patrick corgan right here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy William Patrick corgan. Do you want to hear a taste of William Patrick corgan . Steve i would appreciate it. Jimmy produced by rick rubin. Steve rick rubin did it. Must be awesome. Jimmy yeah. Steve crank it up, dude. If im leaving you without return a snare jimmy sounds a little bit like billy corgan. Steve it does. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, its not. William Patrick Corgan is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] billy should should sue this guy. Steve yeah, he should sue that guy, man. Sounds just like him. Jimmy i know he does. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys [ cheers and applause ] to respond to that topic so since fall is officially here, i sent out a hashtag called fallsongs, and i asked you guys to send us funny fallthemed songs. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for playing along with us. [ cheers and applause ] we love it. We really love it. Thank you for doing this. Now i thought id share some of my favorite fall songs from you guys, and here to help me out, and sing them, is one of our guests tonight. As i said, her new album, beautiful trauma, comes out tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, pink [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, wow. Jimmy i love you, i love you. [ cheers and applause ] pink, thank you for being here. We we love you. [ cheers and applause ] come on, thats what im talking about. All right, these are fallthemed songs. Pink, are you ready for this . I think so. Jimmy all right. Here we go. This first one is from rockatbrock. Steve rocket brock. Jimmy not rocket brock. Rock at brock. Steve oh, hes at brock. Jimmy not rocket brock. Steve oh, cause i know rocket brock. Jimmy thats like a term steve yeah. Jimmy thats like a term steve hey, rock it brock yeah. Rock it, brock. Jimmy no, this is rock at brock. Steve okay. Jimmy he says [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy whats going on . Steve whoa. Jimmy what are you doing . Thats unbelievable. The roots and pink have to release that. Steve rock it. They rock it, brock. Jimmy ah, i love it. Rock it, brock. This one is from j. Wittle87, and she says [ cheers and applause ] jimmy keep me from jumping in leaves, babe. Man, you are so good. Oh, my gosh. This one is from carec11carec. She says [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant take it. I could do this the whole show. Steve yeah. Jimmy this is unbelievable. Im freaking out right now. Steve oh, my god. Jimmy this is so great. [ cheers and applause ] you are so good. All right, this one this is from lyshaa g. Steve lyshaa g . Jimmy yeah, theres like, a a couple as there. Steve not lysha g . So its like lyshaa g. Jimmy g. Steve like whats up, g. Jimmy its like, rock it brock. [ light laughter ] but instead of rock it brock steve rock it, brock. Jimmy you say, lyshaa g . [ laughter ] steve lyshaa g . Jimmy lyshaa g . This ones from lyshaa g. Steve rock it, brock. Jimmy she says [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love it. I would you have to do these songs. I love every one of these songs. Steve come on its like a concert. Jimmy your voice is amazing. I would buy every one of these songs. I love all of these. [ light laughter ] this ones from radiogurlmel and she says [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, ooh. I love that one too i love that one too. This one is from amymeck. She says [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. Steve come on. Come on jimmy that was fantastic. That was good. Those harmonies were good on that one. I know exactly. You know, some people call me maurice. This one is from caromontesquieu. Steve monesquieu . Jimmy yeah, it is montesquieu. Steve isnt it . Like old timey. Ive only heard that in old timey comics. Jimmy but how would you know that thats how it was spelled . I mean, you cant see it from there. Steve i saw it on the cue card over there. [ laughter ] over there. Jimmy it is, i forget we have cue cards. [ laughter ] i was like steve got the jump on you, dude. Jimmy i was like how did he even guess that yeah, youre right. It is steve i rocked it, brock. Jimmy spelled montesquieu. [ light laughter ] steve lyshaa g. Jimmy this one here is from caromontesquieu. Steve oh, good. [ laughter ] i love her. Love her. Jimmy she says [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy come on. These is orange bottoms. Oh, my gosh. This is great. This last one is from is a a song from pink, and it is from rassmusenkandi. She says [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to pink were talking to her a little later in the show. You are the best. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with miles teller, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [indistinloudspeaker]ver ladies and gentleman. Book it and bring the rock come bring the roll misbehaving, misbehaving hey now i love it when it goes my way my way whoa, oh, oh [ america by simon can i cross it off yet . Almost. And. Now. The volkswagen atlas. With available digital cockpit. Lifes as big as you make it. The amazing new iphone 8 is at at t. And we know youll love it. Because we know you want more. More great camera features and more power. And more than just unlimited data, we give you unlimited plans with hbo included for life. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome miles teller [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miles [ cheers and applause ] thats how you make an entrance right there. The best, man. Jimmy thank you my brother. Yeah, for sure. Jimmy i appreciate it. I got to say, first of all, thank you for coming back to the show. Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy we love having you here. I want to talk about your movies. You have two giant films based on true stories. But i think even a bigger story is that, congratulations, you got engaged, buddy. Yeah, i did. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a big deal . Yeah, yeah. Had to do it, man. Jimmy did it go according to plan . Did you know did you ever see yourself as a as an adult going, oh oh, this is how im going to get engaged . When youre young younger miles teller. Well i think when i was like 15, they said write a its like youre 25yearsold, where are you at . I was like, im going to be married with three kids and all this stuff. Then you get to 25, youre like, ive seen nothing. Even at 30 youre still its like i had a different idea of what 30 was. But you still feel pretty young. But no, i mean i proposed to her on an african safari. Jimmy how old are you now . 30. Jimmy you are 30. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Yeah, you are. Oh yeah, so you havent seen what i havent seen anything. Jimmy no, no. Youre right. No, this get ready. No, i really dont jimmy get ready. Oh my god, im 59 and i just oh, maybe just now. Jimmy i mean just coming into your own. Jimmy like a lot lot of surgery. But, yeah. It looks good. Jimmy thank you so much. It looks good. Jimmy i started with this side of the face and then im gonna go with this side later. That sides got to catch up a a little bit. Jimmy yeah, a little bit. Thank you. But you did something i couldnt believe it. You after, you were on a a safari in africa. On an african safari. Yeah. Jimmy oh, thats pretty i dont know if i would recommend it. It was [ laughter ] jimmy was it frightening . I mean, it was beautiful and everything, but yeah. Then were you know, its like were doing kind of an impromptu engagement shoot as our game guide is like putting down his gun for a second and looking around. Then were trying to take photos and theres elephants coming in. And usually theres other animals kind of following the elephants and stuff. Jimmy well you cant you cant get out of the jeep. We got out. Yeah for sure. [ light laughter ] jimmy no. No, you cant do that. If if the girl wants photos, you have to jimmy yeah, thats true. Thats true. You have to get out of the jeep. I didnt think about that. Youre right. Yeah. I was like, all right, yeah. Ive come this far, im not gonna jimmy what did you do with the rose . First of all oh, yeah. Jimmy can we say can we say her name . I dont know want to its kelly. Jimmy all right. Kelly, there you go. Yeah, she yeah. Jimmy but, look at this, now what so, yeah. Jimmy first of all thats kelly. Jimmy that that aint cheap right there. [ laughter ] first of all, hey oh but what is the yeah, yeah. Jimmy how did you do this . And what is this part . So we had the guy, our game guide, john d. Shout out to molori safari. This dude was just like he was awesome. But yeah, so i had him you do like a coffee break after you do the morning sunrise safari and i said, all right, well were going to be at tie a rose to a tree and then put this note on there, which is that note. And, yeah, so we had our coffee break and she sees the flower. She thought somebody had died. She thought it was like a [ light laughter ] like she thought it was like an in memoriam kind of thing. Like, oh my god. And im just like staring. Jimmy youre like, no, no. Go look at this note. Go look at the note. Yeah, no. Just go look at the note. Jimmy i dont want to get sad. I want to see elephants. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy lets go look at the flowers. Yeah. Yeah, basically. Jimmy i think its but its romantic. Yeah. Jimmy its like a date that you so then i said, write on a a note, write, our anniversary, which was may 11, 2013, and then the day it was. And i said, well, this was the first day i asked you to be my girlfriend and today was the last day you woke up as my girlfriend. [ audience awws ] yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy yes, yes. A thousand times yes yeah. Jimmy yes. Thank you so much you know, she watches the bachelorette and stuff. Jimmy who doesnt . She felt like she had won yeah, i know. Honestly, i do watch all that. Jimmy i do. I could talk to you for three hours. Bachelor in paradise. Like oh, thats so fun she thought she had won, you know, because she had a rose. She had a rose. Jimmy exactly. Yeah. Has a theme to it. It was like a whole thing, yeah. Jimmy but i dont know how youre going to top africa, man. Thats going to be something. Yeah. Jimmy honeymoon in space, i guess the only thing to do. [ laughter ] i got to go to space. Yeah, well im im broke. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Well, lets talk about your films. Youve got two films based on a a true story and this is a theyre really both intense. Yeah. Jimmy thank you for your that one . For sure. Jimmy man, oh man. Talk about that that was a deep one. That was a tough one. Yeah, i mean, its you know, its tough, right, because were still in this war, and i it doesnt matter what you think about it, but weve been in it for 16 years. This war absolutely defines my generation, you know, and a lot of vets, you know, vietnam and world war ii guys, it was like, dont talk about it or, you know, how the vietnam guys came back, there wasnt a ticker tape parade and you know the baby boom. It was they came back and they were getting accosted, you know . And so it was tough. But look we have hundreds of thousands of i think 500,000 from this war alone coming back with posttraumatic stress. And its just something thats not talked about. 22 vets a day are taking their life. Its messed up, man. You know, like theyre in war and then they get back and theres no reintegration program. Theres no transition. Its says, okay, well take your gun, well take your uniform, go back home, get a a job at like walmart or home depot or something, man. Its tough for them to get jobs. Jimmy sure. And theyre just kind of forgotten about. Like, so its thats what this movie is about. Jimmy you you met the gentleman youre playing. Yes. Yeah. Adam schumann. Staff sergeant army. Did three deployments in iraq and they were and these deployments themselves were like 12 to 15 months. So just imagine being over there, being having to be in that mindset every minute of the day for 12, 15 months, your buddy just died, maybe, and its not like they you dont have this time to grieve. Its like everyones crying after loading up their guns to go back out there and its tough, man. So i just really felt for this guy. A lot of my buddies are military. I have so much respect for them, regardless of what you think about because a lot of times soldiers are used as pawns like for this Political Party or as this movie propaganda. Jimmy no, no. Its not. These are our countrymen that are going out there and to me thats what that flag represents, the guy to the left of you and the guy to the right of you, regardless of how you feel about congress, and if theyre helping you out. Its about, you know, the fellow man, and so [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, for real. Like everybody yeah. As adam would say, he said, everybodys green in the army. Like, it doesnt matter, your race, religion, like nothing. And these guys, you know theyre theyre brothers. You know, brothers and sisters out there so its that films very important. Yeah. Jimmy you did a great job. And then only the brave. Yeah, this is another one. Jimmy i dont i was like this is another one where you go, like, well, this is based on a true story. But i didnt know about yeah, its based on a true story. You know and theres a lot of wildfires going off right now in california. The guys who are out there, men and women, who are doing it theyre called theyre hotshots. Thats our top line of defense and theyre the wildfire yeah, first line of defense for wildfire. And about five and a half years ago there was a fire in arizona where 19 of the 20 men lost their lives. They were called the Granite Mountain hotshots. They were about a bunch of can i say bad asses . Because i just did it. They were. They were a bunch of bad asses. [ laughter ] and and yeah. So we told you know, we told their story and its yeah, you know, its if you knew the ending or not, spoiler, but its you know, a lot of the movies just about family and brotherhood and this closeknit group and theyve never been put on screen before so i just felt yeah, again, i felt proud to to represent these guys, man. Theyre incredible. Jimmy also give them credit with the respect they deserve. And they never get the spotlight shone on them. You know . Yeah and they they dont want it. Jimmy they dont even want it. Even soldiers, like when you say, thank you for your service, its like thats the beginning and an end to a a conversation. Its your way of kind of relieving any guilt. But that soldier doesnt know what to say to it. These guys dont know what to say to it. Its in their job description. Its more like, you know, they appreciate when you say, hey, man, welcome home. Like, adam is teared up when a a guy just shook his hand and said, welcome home. You know, so thats what its about, these are our you know these are real life heroes and i know everybody once escaping those, you know superheroes, ive been a part of that world as well. But these are, you know, these are the men and women who are doing it, are First Responders, and yeah. If you dont appreciate them, your value systems messed up. But this movies our way of kind of this movies kind of a way of bringing it to light. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy good for you. All good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres also a theres a donation piece to this movie. Yeah. Jimmy if you go to the films website, which is onlythebravemovie. Com, you can help support the firefighters, towns, and families that are impacted in these tragedies. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres miles teller in only the brave. Check this out. Whoa, whoa, whoa what . Wheres your chinstrap . My what . Your chin link you cant fly without a a strap, cody i dont know if i got it, man. I got no time for this. 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Some of our stories arent quite as straightforward. Blocked by the saints [crowd roaring] while others prove that great things can happen. Even on a monday night. Cause for three hundred years, Great Stories have started the same way. One time, in new orleans. [crowd applause] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a grammywinning artist whose new album beautiful trauma will be available tomorrow. This weekend, she is a musical guest on saturday night live with host kumail nanjiani. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome pink [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. Thanks for having me back. Jimmy thank you for coming back. Congrats on the new album. That was fun. Jimmy and thank you for doing that with the roots. That was so fun. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you i mean, i will tell you, this is just a a geekout moment. But we were rehearsing right before the show and i got to rehearse with you and the roots and like, just having you sing alanis so fun. Jimmy and everything that was my favorite. Jimmy oh my god. The alanis one i was like that was good. Jimmy that was so rad. Everyone was great. And then i got to see your husband and your mom backstage. Yeah. Jimmy so cute. But man, oh man, talk about cute. Your little baby. My bean. Jimmy i mean, how old is bean . My meatball. Jimmy how old is the meatball . [ laughter ] i cant i cant call him meatball. Meatball. Hes nineandahalf months. [ audience aws ] jimmy he is the cutest baby. I saw he really is. Jimmy i saw a cute little round head. Hes so bald and cute. Hes like an old man. Jimmy hes happy, big smile on his face. He has a shriveled butt. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the best face. And he must be hes so lucky to have you as a mom. I mean you got to i mean jimmy youre cool. Im glad i have that recorded. I can play that back to him one day. [ laughter ] jimmy before therapy. He said, i was going to be no. What do you see when you look at this picture . Jimmy but you do you sing lullabies to him and i try to. He cries when i sing. [ laughter ] whoops, he has since birth. [ laughter ] its kind of rough. He likes row, row, row your boat so hell allow that one. Jimmy oh, thats a classic. Its a classic. Jimmy little repetitive. And i have to jimmy little repetitive. Little repetitive. So i have to keep going up a a notch. Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily live is but a dream row row your boat gently down the stream row row row your boat gently down row row row your boat and get as high as i possibly can. Jimmy oh my god. And then its over. And then he cries. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, come on. And how is the other baby, though . My 6yearold teenager . Jimmy 6yearsold now . Shes so radical. Jimmy shes so cute. I love her. This is a picture from the vmas. [ audience aws ] oh my goodness. The whole what a great family. [ applause ] look at that face too. Jimmy shes so cute she looks like fire starter. [ laughter ] jimmy no, shes we have a video of her singing along because you were performing at the vmas. Yes. Jimmy and her singing along, lip syncing every move that video kills my heart. Jimmy with its so cute. Jimmy her dad behind her. You were performing. Can we just show a clip of this . Jimmy so cute what about us . [ cheers and applause ] what about us . Oh no, i love her so cute. Thats awesome. So fun. Jimmy lets talk about the new album. All right. Jimmy beautiful trauma right here. Here we go. And this is the vinyl. Jimmy yeah, this is the vinyl. I mean, we go old school here. Vinyl. Jimmy we have to go vinyl, yeah. Were psyched about this. Tell me about the new single thats coming out. Its you and eminem. Revenge. Jimmy revenge. Yes. I jimmy and you got eminem to rap on it. I know. I love him so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we all do, we all do. But i love you so much too. But you guys how did you get him to do this . I i decided that i would like to have a rap grammy. [ laughter ] jimmy roots roots can make that happen, man, yeah. I was like, who can get me that . I think no, but i was drinking a lot of wine when i wrote that song. Jimmy when you wrote revenge. And i went home. And i drank more wine. Because thats what you do when you drinking wine. Jimmy you think thats a a good idea to drink more wine . You just forget waters an option. [ laughter ] and then i wrote this long email to marshall. And i was like, look, i love you. Ive always loved you. I loved you since i asked you for your autograph at 2001 gmas. And jimmy youre my best friend. I love [ talking over each other ] and i love you people like, rihanna, shes way hotter than me, but im funnier. [ laughter ] and i would just need you to listen to this song. And i need you to do it. And he just wrote back, okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he just said, okay . Okay. Jimmy youre doing saturday night live yes. Jimmy this weekend. Yes. Jimmy thats going to be fun. Im so excited. Its been 12 years. Jimmy oh, yeah. Wow. Has it been 12 years . 12 years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it goes by so fast. I know. Jimmy youre doing that, but then youre getting ready for a tour. I am. Jimmy but what are you what cause i what am i going to do . Jimmy seriously because ive seen you i have no idea. Jimmy swinging around from crazy stuff and i go, youll never top that. And then you swing from something crazier, i go, oh, youll never top that. And then like, please stop, because youre going to get this is crazy what youre doing. I have i hear that theres these drones that can fly a magic carpet. Jimmy stop. Now, now, now. No, dont you even [ laughter ] pink, i dont even want to discuss this. When are you you cannot do that. Theres a cannon. Jimmy im saying no. And i want video proof of me saying, dont do that. Youre not doing that. [ laughter ] but when is that starting, the tour . March 1st in phoenix. Jimmy man, congratulations. Im so excited. Thanks. Jimmy come back safe and sound. Im going to come see you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy pink. Her new album, beautiful trauma, is out friday. And dont miss her performing on saturday night live this weekend. Jeopardy champion Austin Rogers joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its here its here its here boy instead of over there. Re. screaming have some. Reliving the glory days isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Instant savings now. Free nights later. Hotels. Com. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh im so proud of you. Well thank you. Free at at discover. Com creditscorecard, even if youre not a customer. Hey grandpa. Hey, kid. Really good to see you. You too. You tell grandma you were going fishing again . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest gained National Fame over the past few weeks with an amazing 12episode winning streak on the legendary tv game show jeopardy please welcome Austin Rogers [ cheers and applause ] how we doing . Jimmy austin, this is unbelievable. I first of all, lets just go through this. Ive seen bigger. Jimmy no, youve not seen bigger. You did do good. Welcome to the show. Thank you for coming on. Of course. Jimmy you won 12 shows in a a row and 411,000. Fifth most in history for games. And [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And and if scarlet didnt beat me today, i would have been third alltime. Jimmy oh my goodness. Scarlet this is your makeup pad. Jimmy no you dont you did good. No, she killed i didnt lose. She beat me. Jimmy oh really. She beat me. Its legit. Jimmy yeah, she did. Yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about this. Because first of all, we know each other. Yes. Jimmy do you remember . 15 years, Something Like that. Jimmy do you remember me, old old your old pal, little jimmy fallon. Little jimmy little jimmy little jimmy fallon grows up. Gets his own shows. No, i remember i remember you where did we we meet at the gaf. Jimmy which is a great bar on 48th between ninth and tenth. Is that it . Yeah. Jimmy and you worked there. I work there. Jimmy currently. Currently, yeah. Jimmy so what happened was we were weve just been friends i would see you there every now and then. And we were doing the monologue the other day, and someone came in and they go, you got to watch this clip of this guy thats winning jeopardy everyones talking about. And i go, okay. So this guy austin from new york. I go, cool. Hes a bartender. I go, okay. Let me look at the clip. I watch and i go, is that my thats my friend austin. Yeah, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy thats my austin. Thats my baby jimmy i was very excited about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy but you started getting all this pickup because of the way they would introduce you at the beginning of jeopardy like, this is jeopardy Austin Rogers, a bartender from new york whose nineday cash winning total, 332,400. That is a long ass time to stare at a camera. Jimmy yeah, but i youre just like staring at, red light, red light, red light, red light, red light. Jimmy i know, but arent you psyched that youre on television . Or did you does that oh, no, being on televisions great. Jimmy but did you understand . Staring and fake smiling like this [ laughter ] jimmy i know, but its terrible. Jimmy i want to show i want to show a little we have a clip of just some highlights from your run on jeopardy these are the intros. Check these out. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy its a puppy and then orchestra. There, you got it. All right, good. Perfect. [ cheers and applause ] theres so many of those. That made me laugh. The one was, i could totally tell what it was. I dont know if anybody else at home did, but i think you solved a rubiks cube and put it down and said, im done. Im done. [ laughter ] jimmy 3. 4 seconds. New world record. Jimmy how the hell would anyone guess that thats what youre doing, but i go, oh, he just solved the rubiks cube. Put it down. I didnt even know what i was doing. Jimmy and then you inflated a balloon. You made a balloon animal and then held it up and said, its a puppy. [ laughter ] and then and then my friends daughter and then i went like this, i go jimmy oh my goodness. Bop and my friends daughter, she goes, whyd you pop the puppy . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, see how good you were. How was how was alex trebek . Do you guys get along . Because it seemed like he he didnt really no, we got along fairly well. I still have a theory hes a a hologram. But [ laughter ] we got along pretty okay. Jimmy you dont think that hes a real human. He doesnt exist off that stage, man. He comes out when the lights come on. He leaves when the lights are off. I think hes just jimmy hes a. I. , hes a a computer. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy hes a hologram. Hes like with tupac and michael jackson, like walking across a hologram stage. You know . [ laughter ] jimmy you you called him dude. Then i go, oh, no one calls alex trebek dude. [ laughter ] no, i mean, i thought he was gonna go over and just like hes canadian. He wont fight back. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my goodness. If he was american i might of gotten in trouble, but jimmy oh my goodness. Hes like, oh, sorry. I know, i know. No, hes great. And all joking aside, hes awesome. Jimmy hes the best. Yes. Jimmy hes been on the show for years. Hes a legend. Hes a television legend. Jimmy absolutely. Youre going back november 6th for the tournament of champions. I am, i am. Jimmy oh my god. Thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] it is a big deal. Its huge its huge jimmy i mean heres the deal. Now that youre rich im upper middle class. [ laughter ] by standards yeah jimmy well, you got to change your look a little bit. Yeah . Jimmy i think so. I think rich people dress differently and so i got you some stuff. All right. Oh my god. Jimmy because im looking out for you. This is a gift for you, and there you go. Okay. Wow. Thats interesting. Should i go jimmy well i mean, you can well, i mean, this is just you know what you do here, go behind go backstage. Let me try it on. Let me try it on. Let me try it on. Jimmy and then then ill reintroduce you. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, you got it. You got it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys get ready. This is the way its the new its a new him. Here we go. Drum roll, please. [ drum roll ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] austin. Ladies and gentlemen, with 12 consecutive wins and over 400,000 in winnings, put your hands together for jeopardy champion, new york citys own Austin Rogers [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Yeah. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to miles teller, pink, Austin Rogers, William Patrick corgan right there [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight gerard butler. Comedian and actor patton oswalt. Featuring the 8g band with joe russo. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Following the aftermath of hurricane maria, President Trump tweeted this morning that the white house cannot keep fema, the military, and First Responders in puerto rico fore