Comedian Rachel Feinstein and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 756. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd out there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. Thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This morning, President Trump went on a twitter rant about fake news and threatened to revoke nbcs broadcast license. [ laughter ] americans are like, hey, you can threaten our democracy, but you do not mess with this is us. I mean this [ cheers and applause ] then later in the day, trump said its disgusting that the press is able to write whatever it wants to write. [ laughter ] when asked about the first amendment, he said, is that the one that says not to talk about fight club . [ laughter ] because i know that one. I also know the second one. And everybodys talking about this. Last night at the b. E. T. Awards, eminem did a a fourminute freestyle rap criticizing trump. Of course, the president isnt just going to ignore Something Like that. So today, trump clapped back with a freestyle rap of his own. [ laughter ] its a clapback. Check this out. Boom boom boom boom knock knock bum bum bum china hello [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello . Hello. Steve hello. Jimmy i think trump was mad. Steve was he really . Jimmy trump was mad, but he was also a little confused. Today he told people to boycott the m m store. Steve are you serious . [ laughter ] jimmy reeses pieces are the best. [ laughter ] they should have their own store. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, attorney general Jeff Sessions has been trying to crack down on marijuana use across the country, and obamas former attorney general said its basically an obsession for him. Yeah, check out what sessions had to say about it. He said, my position is that marijuana should not be legal anywhere in the United States of america. Blaa [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy guys, i read that kim jongun wants to make the site of his missile launches a a Tourist Destination for families. [ laughter ] but for kids to go on the rides, they must be taller than kim jongun. Steve really . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy its the only only thing theyre asking. Big sports story here. U. S. Mens soccer team failed to qualify for the world cup. [ audience ohs ] after losing to Trinidad And Tobago last night. In response, trump was like, why did america have to play two countries at the same time . Rigged. [ laughter ] that sucks. [ applause ] believe me. Check this out. Amazon Just Announced that teens can now shop on their parents accounts, but the order will only go through if mom and dad approve it. Or if they click the button that says, mom and dad approve it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ill wait for dad to see if he can click this button. Amazons also working with a a company to deliver items to the trunk of your car. [ light laughter ] the company has a very interesting name. The mafia. Very interesting. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a great crowd tonight. We have a great show tonight. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love it we do love it when she stops by. She couldnt be cooler. From the new movie goodbye Christopher Robin, Margot Robbie is here. Look at her on the cover [ cheers and applause ] magazine. Steve shes a delight. Jimmy Margot Robbie. Steve just fantastic. Jimmy its a great movie too. Margot and i later on, were gonna go headtohead in a game of box of lies. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy so be sure to stick around for that. Yeah, plus hes the star of the fox series, the gifted, Stephen Moyer is dropping by. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very talented. Todays his birthday. Steve is it really . Jimmy yeah. Steve oh. Jimmy and we have great standup from Rachel Feinstein. [ cheers and applause ] on the show tonight, comedian Rachel Feinstein. [ applause ] hey, guys, if you know me, you know that i love seeing what new products are coming on the market. Problem problem is over 30,000 new products are launched every year, and with that many, its hard to know which products are the best. Well, dont worry, because ive got someone whos going to help us figure it all out in a new segment called what to buy. Here we go. What to buy what to buy what to buy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody, this is jo firestone, our new products correspondent. Hey, jo, thank you for joining us. Oh, thank you for having me, jimmy. Jimmy hey, how are you . [ light laughter ] now, youve scoured the internet for new and interesting products to show us tonight and ive agreed to buy im going to buy one of them from you. Yes, you will. Yes. Jimmy yes. But i have to warn you, im not easily impressed. Im a tough sell, so youve got your work cut out for you. Thats fine. Ive been to Harvard Business school and back. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. Here we go. What have we got first . What are we talking about here . The first thing we got first is this is what you call a a sport time football snack dispenser, okay . Jimmy uhhuh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is really great. Jimmy i dont know if i would need this. No, no, this is good if you want to serve your friends m ms one at a time or look, its [ light laughter ] there you go. There you go. There you go. Just three at a time. Thats good. This is [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Why would you ever want to do that . I mean, why not just put this in a bowl or something . Well, i mean, look, its its easy to load. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you do how do you load it . Oh, yeah. I actually dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy how did this get in here . I dont know. I dont know. Oh, you know what . Maybe we dont shake it. Jimmy okay, all right. Dont shake it. Okay, but see, this is great. You know, this is the kind of thing where you could do it what could you put in here . Jimmy m ms. [ light laughter ] but what else do you have . What else, what else . Jimmy uh, gumballs. Gumballs, true. Jimmy i love gumballs at a a party. Let me ask you a question. Jimmy yeah huh. I know you love gumballs at a party, but say youre eating chicken. What if its too dry . [ laughter ] jimmy what . Okay, so then so then we have look at this. What if it was hot sauce. Jimmy oh, all right, all right, all right. All right, now were talking. Okay, this is really good. Jimmy all right, i dont mind this. Yeah. So this you have the yes, there you go. There you go put it under. Put it under. There you go. There you go. Yeah. Jimmy ew. [ laughter ] there it goes, yep. All right, how much does that retail for . Oh, i dont know. Probably 70. Jimmy all right. Good. 70 . Who knows . [ applause ] jimmy i dont know. I dont know about that. Im not sure about that one. What do you have next here . Oh, this next one is really good. This is you ever get you ever get outside when its raining . [ laughter ] jimmy ive been known to go outside now and then, yeah. Whats the worst part . Jimmy oh, you get wet. Oh jimmy right . Yes. Jimmy that is unbelievable. Its unbelievable. So thats why we got the handsfree umbrella hat cap. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Okay. [ light laughter ] do this okay. So, you want to put it on . You want to try it on . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont really want to. Thats it. Yeah, just ease it on down. There you go. There it goes. [ cheers and applause ] thats good, yeah. Thats good. Jimmy yeah. Look at this. Are you ready . Jimmy well see how it goes. You ready you ready to stay dry . Jimmy yeah, im going to stay dry. Here we go. You staying dry . Jimmy no, im soaking wet. Oh, no. Jimmy im soaking wet. Thank you very much. Okay. All right. Okay. Here, you want me to help you take that one off . Jimmy no, i got it. I got it. If you would just run backwards, ill oh, no, oh [ laughter ] yeah. [ applause ] its good jimmy how much is that worth . This is at least 30. Jimmy youre making up prices. This is insane. [ light laughter ] what else have we got here . This next one, whats coming up . Jimmy your birthday. No. No. Oh, no. Jimmy when is your birthday . Dont worry about it. [ light laughter ] jimmy whats coming up . Thanksgiving. Yeah. Jimmy okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah jimmy halloween. Halloween. I mean, any of them. Sure. [ laughter ] jimmy what what were you thinking of . Whats coming up . The cool cool weather. Okay, so its cool weather. [ laughter ] jimmy i should have guessed the cool, cool, cool weather is coming up. Yes, of course. Yes. The cool, cool, cool weather. Yes, so what do you do . And thats exactly why we have the barbarian octopus beanie. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i dont quite understand why anyone would well, now, this is the kind sorry. Shes my sister. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is based on your sister . This is based on my sisters head. But thats not the important part. The important part, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Isnt this fun . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i mean, thats not bad. [ applause ] look at this. This is great. We look like a couple of criminals. [ laughter ] this is great. We look fun. Jimmy i think this really yeah, this is fun. This one, i kind of i totally understand this one. This is cute. It keeps the front of your face warm, which never is warm. [ light laughter ] yeah, this is very good. Now, do you want to buy any of these yet . How do you feel . You feel like you love jimmy im on the fence. Im on the fence. Yeah, i dont know which one i want to buy. I totally get that because, you know, thats why i saved the best for last. Jimmy okay. This is the best one. Now, we got to bring out. This is very important. Questlove, could i get like a a real juicy drum roll . Yeah, okay, so this is this is really great. Come along here. This is really great. This is the one person rejuvenator. Jimmy okay. Okay . Oh, sorry. Its over. Okay. So [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy wasnt that juicy, yeah. The oneperson rejuvenator. I already said it. Jimmy this is exciting. All right so what do i do here . Okay, its very warm in here. This is like a personal little sauna area. Its like you can take it anywhere. [ laughter ] so, you want to try to get in . Jimmy yeah. Okay, so this is this is very warm and you sit in here. Jimmy do you have to have a a chair . Yeah, you sit yeah, sit in a chair. Jimmy chair doesnt come with it. Its very warm in here. I will warn you. Its very warm. Jimmy okay, all right, this is very interesting here. So i get in this thing and you get you put a chair in this guy. Yeah. Uhoh. Lets zip you up, okay . So, there we go. Youre going to get rejuvenated. Okay. [ light laughter ] doesnt that feel good . Jimmy yeah, i feel a little trapped. Oh, sure. [ light laughter ] but doesnt it feel like when im in my rejuvenator rejuvenating, i like to read i like to read the goldfinch by donna tartt. You know, just settle down with it. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats a very long book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you want to try it out . Jimmy yeah of course, ive already read it, but sure. Ill read ill read the last page. Last page, okay. Jimmy ill read the last line. Okay. Jimmy it was all a dream. No [ laughter ] jimmy thats true, it was all a dream. No. [ applause ] jimmy i got to get out of this thing. I got to get out of this thing. I got to get out of this thing. Okay. I understand. Jimmy yeah, its fantastic. Its too hot. You want to buy it . Jimmy no, i dont want to buy it. [ light laughter ] all right, all right. I think i know what i want to buy. I like this guy. Thats wonderful. Its thousands of dollars. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how much is this one . I think this is the one right here. Yeah, well, its about 19. 99 but theres a surcharge. Jimmy do you take paypal . Yeah. Jimmy all right, perfect. Jo firestone, everybody. I like this hat. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for all these great products. Jo firestone. Stick around. Well be right back with Margot Robbie, everybody. You should get this hat here. [ cheers and applause ] Liberty Mutual stood with me when this guy got a flat tire in the middle of the night. Hold on dad. Liberty did what . Yeah, Liberty Mutual 24hour roadside assistance helped him to fix his flat so he could get home safely. My dad says our insurance doesnt have that. Dont worry i know what a lug wrench is, dad. Is this a lug wrench . Maybe . 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Jack ahh, here comes the competition now. Jack and of course, since they work for my competitors, ive obscured their identities jack except for this guy. Jack he is so screwed. Jack try my new havarti grilled onion and allamerican ribeye burgers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a talented actress who stars in the new movie goodbye Christopher Robin, which is in select theaters on friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Margot Robbie [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love having you here. I love being here. Jimmy i really do. Its so much fun having you here. How you doing . I know. I love coming on your show. Jimmy you do . Thank you for having me. Jimmy oh, please. I want to talk about the movie because i did love it. And i love winnie the pooh, so to see the story behind it and its kind of dark behind it. But well get into it. Its a very, very interesting story. First of all, i want to say, do you live in new york . I wish i still lived in new york. No. Im kind of all over at the moment. Jimmy because i see you now and then at ranger games. Yeah. Oh, yeah, im a big yeah, im a big rangers fan. Jimmy big rangers fan, yeah. So you go to the ranger games all the time, which is fantastic. Well, the first place i lived in in america was new york, so i was automatically a rangers fan. Jimmy ah. Yeah. Jimmy but you really get into it. I mean, ive seen you yeah. Jimmy ive seen this photo of you i dont know if youve seen this. Embarrassing photos out there, yeah. Jimmy its kind of but i mean, no, i like this. I dont know if you saw this photo here. Oh, visuals. Jimmy this is you. Looks like youre falling. [ laughter ] looks like you were dropped from the rafters. [ laughter ] is that a retired jersey that you picked up in the rafters and then fell down . [ light laughter ] you look like youre midair like this looks like a roller coaster. Thats not thats you just going off. I literally every time i try and, like, give myself a a pep talk. Like, dont be too animated. Like, people like, ive learned that sometimes when i go to the game, i get photographed. Im like, keep it cool, keep it cool. But then at some point i get swept up in the game, and jimmy no, you have to do that. I get too into it. Jimmy no, thats what a fan does. And then the embarrassing photos come out. Jimmy no, theyre really yeah. But no, this is not embarrassing because its you. This looks cool. I just love that you get that into it. But you were saying that you do like now and then they put you on the jumbotron. Yes. Ive seen you on it before. Jimmy yeah. [ talking over each other ] jimmy i never know what to do when im on there. Oh, its so awkward. Jimmy you wave hi and then just hope for applause. Yes. No, but its like uncomfortably long that youre held on the jumbotron. Jimmy you dont know what to do. I cant do a comedy bit or do other things, so im just kind of like waving. Yeah, what do you do, actually, when youre on the jumbotron . Give me some advice. Jimmy i mean, sometimes i mean sometimes i just wear my ski mask. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. Yeah, why not . [ light laughter ] jimmy you show up, yeah just like, hi, hows it going . [ applause ] you know . And just like that. You know, that sort of stuff. I should do that next time. Im glad we had this conversation. Jimmy i do. I never know what to do. [ light laughter ] and so, i ended up just like i never know what to do. I never know what to do either, and for the first three seconds, im fine, but i still do something embarrassing like a double wave, which i never do unless im, you know, walking out on to one of these shows or on the jumbotron. So this is embarrassing. And then it holds it and holds it and holds it and im like, i dont know what else to do. Jimmy well, you told me that. And so we actually saw if we could get a screen grab. And we got a picture of you doing the double wave, which i just think is so [ laughter ] i never really i dont even see you doing the double wave, ever. Did you do it tonight . No, i never did. I tried to do a double wave. Jimmy and all of a sudden youre doing like a show tune, like hello my baby hello my darling hello, my ragtime gal [ laughter ] i just love that you go to the games and get so crazy because i didnt even know that you were a giant hockey fan until recently. I saw a photo of is it two halloweens ago, maybe . Yeah. Jimmy you and your buddies dressed as the mighty ducks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy is that what got you into hockey . No well yeah, i mean, growing up and watching the mighty ducks. And i love the mighty ducks. And i always wanted to play ice hockey. And then, finally when i moved to america, i joined a league and stuff, but yeah jimmy you were in like a a Hockey League . Yeah, just briefly when i wasnt, like, under contract, working, because youre not allowed to do it while youre working. But yeah, no. So for halloween, we all got mighty ducks jerseys and we like ran around new york in a a flying v formation. [ light laughter ] and we didnt even have to prompt it. The people on the streets would start being like, quack, quack, quack, quack. Audience quack, quack, quack, quack [ applause ] jimmy here they are, the mighty ducks right there. [ cheers and applause ] that would be a good im just saying thats a good reboot, man. Yeah, until you get to a a club and theyre like, you have to check the hockey sticks at the door. [ light laughter ] thats a weapon. Jimmy you cant bring in hockey sticks. Yes, so its go to this club, check our hockey sticks. Jimmy but i love that you would only walk in the v formation. Oh, a hundred percent, yes. [ light laughter ] flying v. All the way. Jimmy the flying v, man, absolutely. Lets talk about your film, goodbye Christopher Robin. First of all, beautiful. Its shot beautifully. Jimmy so its a. A. Milne, who did the hes the author of the books. Jimmy winnie the pooh. Its an interesting story. He was in world war i, and he had ptsd. Yeah, but they really didnt know what that was back then. No one really spoke about it. Yeah, it was just a tough time. But i never knew that the winnie the pooh books were kind of borne out of that and that it the reason they were well, part of the reason they were so popular, apart from the fact that theyre brilliant, but part of the reason is that the country was so damaged at the time and people really needed that, you know, little world to escape to. Jimmy escapism, yeah. And its based on his son, well, your son in the movie. Whos that kid, by the way . Will tilston. Hes incredible. Jimmy holy moly just nine years old and his first film and hes such an amazing actor. Jimmy wait til you see such an amazing guy. Jimmy the cutest kid. Hes so cute. Hes got dimples. Jimmy he has a little like bowl haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The haircut. Jimmy oh, hes so cute. I was like this poor thing had to go to school with that haircut until like filming was over. [ talking over each other ] jimmy he gets to hang out with Margot Robbie all day. [ laughter ] that kids doing fine. I do want to show a clip. Heres Margot Robbie in goodbye Christopher Robin. Take a look at this. Well i say, billy moon, this is an unexpected pleasure. Have you come to see my woods . Are they really your woods . Oh, yes, as far as the eye can see. Well, a bear does feel more at home in the woods amongst wild animals. Are they really wild animals . I cant continue this conversation til weve been properly introduced. Im billy moon, and youre teddy bear. Edward bear if you dont mind. I dont like that name. Mommy will help us think of a a new one. You do know its just me talking, not the bear. I was just playing for you. Yes. I was just joining in. Of course. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its really magical. Its amazing. Margot robbie, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] goodbye Christopher Robin is in select theaters on friday. Go check it out. Margot and i are playing box of lies when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] of theraflu expressmax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. So you can play on. Theraflu expressmax. New power. Hey grandpa. Hey, kid. Really good to see you. You too. You tell grandma you were going fishing again . Maybe. vo the best things in life keep going. Thats why i got a subaru, too. Introducing the allnew crosstrek. Love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. Starbucks narino 70 cold brew coffee. In stores now. Only at starbucks. We cantwhy . Y here terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. To our fellow americans in puerto rico, we may be separated by an ocean but we are united. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with Margot Robbie her new movie [ cheers and applause ] goodbye Christopher Robin is in select theaters on friday. Margot and i are about to face off in a game of box of lies. [ cheers and applause ] heres how it works. Upstage are a bunch of boxes containing objects neither of us has seen before. Taking turns, were going to select a box and open it on our side of the table, out of view of the other person. You remove the object from the box, show it to the audience. And then look at your opponent and tell them whats in your box. You have to they have to guess if you are lying or telling the truth. We will play three rounds. Margot, why dont you pick first . I go first . Jimmy yeah. Please. Good at this . Good at lying . Im a terrible liar, actually. [ laughter ] or is that a lie, and im really good at this . Jimmy oh. [ audience oohs ] sneaky already. Im in your head, jimmy. Im in your head. Jimmy i know, yeah. Oh, oh, i can see the box is a a bit heavy. It is. Jimmy yeah, well, maybe not. Okay, good. All right. Hey. Oh jimmy hey, hey, ho, ho. Saucy. [ laughter ] kind of risque for jimmy really . I mean, it is a night a a late night show. Sure. But like jimmy risque . [ laughter ] ooh. Jimmy really . Saucy . Something saucy . Kind of risque . I mean, its kind of sexy. Like, i [ laughter ] i mean, youre kind of in it. Jimmy okay. Wow. Because its your head. And its like the body of the character like jess the red dress lady. Jessica rabbit . Jimmy rabbit . Roger rabbit . Jessica rabbit . Jimmy yeah. From roger rabbit. Yes. Your head jimmy my head on on her body. And you look great. Jimmy jessica rabbits body . You look good. Jimmy and i look good. You look great. [ light laughter ] jimmy my head has never been in doll form. So i mean jimmy really . So its my head . Maybe somebody made my head and put it on a jessica rabbit body. Well its like a bobble head sort of like a bobble head doll. Jimmy i did have a bobble head doll. Oh, you did . Jimmy yeah. Right. Well here it is. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. But the bobble heads a giant head. It would have to be a giant jessica rabbit. I dont know might have been proportional. Jimmy if thats physically it looks good. I think it looks good. Jimmy see right there, you just busted yourself. They should sell these. Jimmy i think you lie you did it . [ cheers and applause ] oh, that was actually pretty good. That was very good. I was like, wait, theres not much to do with that lobster. Okay, here i go. I went with the red theme. Jimmy no, youre very good. What am i looking for . No problem. Here you go. Do i put the box down . Jimmy oh, sure. [ laughter ] [ groaning ] oh, come on. Please. Im not falling for this, jimmy. Jimmy oh, my back my back is killing me. Oh oh. Saucy. Saucy. [ laughter ] jimmy lets see. That sexy, huh . [ laughter ] i dont know what to make of this. Jimmy im very familiar with this. Okay. Its ice cream. Oh. Jimmy in a in a in a looks like a Houston Astros hat. A baseball hat upside down baseball hat, but interesting enough they have trump hair. Looks like trumps hair is sprinkled on top. [ laughter ] just want to recap. Jimmy yeah, no problem. [ light laughter ] theres ice cream. Jimmy ice cream in a a plastic, upsidedown baseball cap. Im going to say thats a a lie. Jimmy gosh, youre so right. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i didnt know what to do. Thats so bizarre. I didnt know how to make anything up. That is really bizarre. Jimmy this is the this is this is the tiebreaker right here. Whoever wins the next round wins the full thing. I hate losing to you, jimmy. I dont want to lose. Jimmy no, hey, i wont let you lose unless you do. [ laughter ] margot, you choose. You choose a box in this one. Audience . [ audience yelling ] my favorite number, so im going to go with jimmy you like two . Yeah. Jimmy is that your birthday . Yeah, im born on the second. How original. Jimmy no, i like that. Oh actually. Jimmy all right. That kinda sounded heavy, too. Here we go. Thank you, roots. Now, theyre playing music. Now, i cant hear anything. All right. This is all part of the thing. All right, im looking at your reaction. [ laughter ] its a jimmy would i have this on my desk at work . Probably. [ laughter ] i think most people would have it. Jimmy dont play along. Please. [ laughter ] what is it . What is it . Its kind of like a you could this is why it could be used on your desk. You could use it as a paper weight. Jimmy okay. But you probably wouldnt. But you could if you wanted to. Its kind of like a like a a dish, like a salady, glass crystaly bowl. Jimmy uhhuh. And its filled with bandaids. So thats kind of gross. Jimmy oh, weird. So, you wouldnt have that on your desk. Jimmy no. Yeah. Yeah. Like open bandaids . No, they are just like the bandaid packet. And then theres like like a a little toy car just sitting on the top. I dont know what its doing there. Jimmy you you kind of lost your accent a little bit describing it. I did not. So, that makes me think that you [ light laughter ] youd be like [ poor australian accent ] theres a bandaid in a bowl, a paper weight. [ laughter ] you didnt say that. You said, its a bandaid in a hey, ho, hey. Hey, hey, theres a a bandaid. Im going to say you lie yes, i lie. Jimmy yes oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] what was it . Oh, its nicolas cage and an egg and a bird. Is it nicolas cage . Jimmy i think its nicolas cage. I have no idea. I think its nicolas cage. Margot robbie either way, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for playing. Thank you. It was fabulous. Jimmy i love you. Goodbye Christopher Robin is in select theaters this friday. Stephen moyer joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] take o . sigh dad molly trash whoo mom hey, molly . Its time to go bell ringing class, lets turn to page 136, recessive traits skip generations. Who would like to read . molly i reprogrammed the robots to do the inspection. Its running much faster now. See . Its amazing, molly. Thank you. classic hersheys; plus cookie bits; plus caramel. Hersheys cookie layer crunch. A layered twist on a classic. Except for every ladies night. Vegetarian. Hersheys cookie layer crunch. Only glad has forceflex to prevent rips, leaks, and punctures. So whatever you throw in the bag. Stays in the bag. Be happy, its glad. Fortyeight hours of protection. I dont have to reapply this, not once. Its really soft and almost velvety as you put it on. Thats like really soft. Try dove advanced care for softer, smoother underarms. Whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. I basically got it, right . Basically, almost. But youre doing great. What did i just get into . Hmm . Nothing. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very talented actor who you can see in the new series, the gifted, airing mondays at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Everyone please welcome Stephen Moyer [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much for being here, stephen. Nice to see you. How you doing . Jimmy you look good, man. Look sharp. I put a whistle on for you. Jimmy yeah. Is that what its called . Whistle and flute made suit. Its english. Cockney rhyming slang. Jimmy oh, is that right . Yeah, well, you always wear a suit. Jimmy whistle and flute im usually whistle and flute. Jimmy you look sharp and today is your birthday. For real, right . It is, it is, yeah. Jimmy happy birthday, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] i love you so much that i thought, what would i really like to do for my birthday . [ light laughter ] ill fly to new york and see jimmy. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. No, i appreciate you being here, especially on your birthday. Do you have a big celebration on your birthday . Actually, this year, were going to do i havent seen anna and the babes for a while, because theyve been working. And ive been working, and so im just going to go back to l. A. And have a very quiet weekend, not like before where shes obviously, shes been throwing some pretty big parties for me, and we had we had an indian elvis. She found me this very famous indian man who does elvis impersonations and hes brilliant. [ laughter ] yeah, no, hes like the real deal. Jimmy yeah, and so he just came and just sang elvis songs . No, he is, like, legit. He does 68 he does the black 68 number and then he goes into he changes and then comes out 70s. Jimmy oh, youll get to see the full elvis. Yeah, yeah. And i got up and did a number with him. It was really just so that i got to sing trouble, with elvis, which is my favorite. Jimmy ah, fantastic. And then we and then a a couple years later, my daughter had this pingpong birthday, which was this great table tennis, like, club in london, and anna was like, lets turn this into your birthday. So we then had a karaoke night, singing and playing table tennis at the same time. Which isnt as easy as it sounds. Jimmy yeah, but that sounds fun though either way, though. [ imitating tap dancing ] jimmy yeah, exactly. [ talking over each other ] that was me playing pingpong. Jimmy yeah, no, i understood. Yeah, you got it. Jimmy i thought you were tap dancing while you were playing, while you were doing karaoke. Well, you cant see my feet. I am. Jimmy no, you are. Oh, well, congratulations, yeah. I want to talk about this new show. Now, this is in the xmen universe . Yeah. And its about a family who find out that one of their kids is a mutant. And in our world, its legal to be a mutant, but its illegal to use your powers. And we find out i actually am a prosecutor who works as a District Attorney and he prosecutes people who use their powers and he puts them away. And he finds out that his kid has these powers and he knows that hell get put away so we all go on the run. And its about this kind of relationship between us finding out who our kids really are and you know, the xmen universe has always stood up for civil rights and the Lgbtq Community and people who are different. So its about that. And its fantastic. And its funny, and its jimmy and youre in it. So were going to love it. Were going to enjoy it. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Im excited about that. Now, i want to i wanted to give you a birthday present, but i think i was like, i think i got you a basket of cheese. Did you get that . Yes, you got me a basket of cheese. Im a bit of a cheese fan. So, yes you did. Jimmy yeah, okay. A basket of cheese sounds so weird. Jimmy yeah, no. Thats why i was like i know, i didnt want to give it to you out here because id go, oh, what are we going to do with a basket of cheese . Just give it to you . But i thought, what could be a a good present for Stephen Moyer . And we do love you and you know im a fan, and every time youre on the show, i either ask you about singing, or i ask you to sing and you brought up karaoke. And i thought, what would be the dream gift but to do karaoke with the roots . What, with those guys . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] what is your is it elvis . What is your goto . Do you have a song that you enjoy . My favorite band of all time are the jam. Jimmy paul weller. The jam . Paul weller, yes. Jimmy oh, i love the jam. Do you know do you know town called malice . Theres a great bass part in town called malice. Exactly that. Jimmy is that the note . I didnt even know oh, this is jimmy what is the note . Do you mind . All right, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy birthday better stop dreaming of the quiet life cause its the one well never know and quit running for that runaway bus cause those rosy days are few and stop apologizing for the things youve never done cause time is short and life is cruel but its up to us to change this town called malice jimmy oh my goodness you can do do paul weller. [ cheers and applause ] Stephen Moyer, everybody happy birthday [ cheers and applause ] the gifted airs mondays at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Well be right back with standup from Rachel Feinstein. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard and a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry ill have the langoustine lobster ravioli. For you, sir . The original call was for langoustine ravioli. 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Be smart and get the new iphone 8 from sprint youll get the best price for unlimited and Network Reliability within 1 of the other guys. Works for me its an iphone season miracle im going to sprint celebrate at sprint the only way to get the new iphone 8 for 0 per month. Plus, upgrade to the latest iphone anytime with iphone forever. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest can be seen at the punchline in atlanta october 19th through the 21st. Making her tonight show debut, please welcome the very funny Rachel Feinstein. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Wow. [ cheers ] thank you. Thank you so much. I was just Home Visiting my parents, and i did not get that reaction. So that was great. [ light laughter ] theyre just sort of vaguely confused by me. But i try to remember that, you know, they grew up in a simpler time. Like my dads High School Girlfriend dumped him because he didnt have enough school spirit. [ light laughter ] which i think is the best reason ever to dump someone. That makes me want to go back in time just so i can be like, im sorry, wally. You know whats coming. [ laughter ] you dont have enough school spirit. Its over. Oh, dont be cross. I just dont think i can put out, unless you get more enthusiastic about the wildcats. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. And my dad is on facebook. I dont know if anybody has a a parent on facebook. But its so upsetting. Hes hes very active. His profile picture is so confusing. Hes just sort of glaring into the distance. [ laughter ] im like, why would he choose that picture . He looks actively furious. [ laughter ] just has this confusing, haunting expression. And then he writes these long, political, unstable rants on facebook. [ laughter ] and he doesnt understand how to edit what hes written so he edits by putting a comment beneath what he just wrote in the comments section. [ laughter ] so it will be like, i want to apologize, but in the passion of my earlier statement, ive misspelled the following words. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and then he likes his own comments. [ laughter ] and my mom likes to log in and use my fathers Facebook Page. She goes, me and your father, we share a Facebook Page. Im like, thats not a thing. You cant make that a thing. Dad has his own demonic page, and thats his. And she goes, well, i like to log into your fathers account because i like to tell all your girlfriends when they look gorgeous in their photos. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so its a disaster. It just looks like my father is hitting on all my friends. [ laughter ] any time any of my girlfriends posts a picture of themselves, my dad will like, literally, my mom will leap on to my fathers Facebook Page and be like, my goodness, what a foxy figure you have, lisa. [ laughter ] now, i just refuse to believe you ever had a baby with that smoking hot bod. [ laughter ] you are a real dish. [ laughter ] and then theres my dad, just glaring. [ laughter ] with his confusing, satanic expression. Just looks like hes seducing all my friends. I was looking for any reason to escape my parents house, and i took a spin class. I never do things like that. I just wanted to go for the cycling part. But then they were doing all this inspirational yelling in the class. [ light laughter ] i dont know why thats happening with exercise now. Like i dont need that. I dont like that idea of, like, were all in this together its like, no, were not, kelsey. [ laughter ] we are not in this together. If i showed up at your house, youd call the police. Thats what would happen. And then she sensed me resisting, the instructor. She just kept trying to pull me in the jazz of it all. She goes, look at rachel over there, bike 36, shes in the corner there, thinking, im a a rock star. [ laughter ] im like, i have never had that thought in my life. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im like, how dare you, kelsey . Dont tell me what my mind says. Im quietly dying in a private corner that ive chosen for myself. Ive never even thought, im a a rock. [ laughter ] and then, they make you say things to the person next to you. Its so awful. The instructor just kept going, look at your neighbor on your right. I want you to give her a high five and say, get it, girl im like thats one of the worst things ive ever been asked to do. I was panicking. Im like, is there a second option . [ laughter ] can i just kill a bird or something . [ applause ] and then she goes, everyone, this is your moment. I want you to take control of your life right now and remove any toxic force that no longer serves you on your journey. [ audience ohs ] and this girl just goes, i hate you, scott [ laughter and applause ] and that brought me so much joy, that i realized maybe im just a terrible person. Maybe thats the problem. Because this poor womans pain is going to fill me up for months. I was laughing so hard, i was bent over weeping on my bike. [ light laughter ] that happened a long time ago. And i still walk back and forth with my roommate several times a day. Every time i pass her in my apartment, im just like, i hate you, scott this time its real, scott. I have boundaries. I deserve better, scott. Im a rock star. [ laughter ] and shes like, whatever, your dad just called me a smoke show on facebook. [ applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Rachel Feinstein. For more from rachel, please visit rachelfeinstein. Com. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] with the Alaska Airlines visa signature card you get a companion ticket every year. So why not take. Me . I mean i always spell your name right. Seriously, take me, i cant listen to this playlist any longer. Im thinking mexico, and im a quick packer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. Please, come on. My thanks to Margot Robbie, Stephen Moyer, Rachel Feinstein once again [ cheers and applause ] ive never said i am a rock. And the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kathy bates, from killing gunther actor and comedian, taran killam, music from japandroids, featuring the 8g band with joe russo. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. Before we get started, yesterday eminem released a free style rap video. Did anybody see that . Did anybody see that . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] in which he took on a number of political and social issues and