Comedian Jack Whitehall. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 748 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that makes me feel great. Thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too. Well, heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that President Trump will travel to asia this november. He said hes looking forward to visiting the five major powers. China, japan, south korea, p. F. Changs and panda express. [ laughter ] along the way, trump will make a stop in hawaii. Mike pence would be going but he heard when you get off the plane you get leid. [ laughter ] im a married man. Sounds improper. This is everywhere. Trump was talking about puerto rico during a speech today, but listen to the way he described it. This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water. [ laughter ] jimmy someone even told me there could be fish. [ laughter ] in the water. Swimming around. [ laughter ] as tensions rise with cuba, the u. S. Is refusing to issue travel visas and urging americans not to go there. Trump said that he has no comment other than cuba is an island. [ laughter ] surrounded by water. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ocean water. Big water. Believe me. Of course another big story is the russia investigation. Turns out that russians used twitter more than facebook to influence the election. When asked why, they said, well, our parents joined facebook, so not cool anymore. [ laughter and applause ] twitters cooler for us. Meanwhile, i saw that donald trump, jr. Just got his secret Service Protection back. While his brother eric is still on one of those child leashes you see at the mall. [ laughter and applause ] put that down, eric. Dont eat that. Dont put that in your mouth. Spit it out, eric. Its a candle. [ laughter ] you guys, tonight was the season premiere of dateline here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Love it. Datelines a show you cuddle up and watch with your spouse, then spend the rest of the weekend looking at them suspiciously. [ laughter ] you know i dont have that much insurance money, right . [ light laughter ] you guys see this . Art experts in france think they found a nude sketch of the mona lisa drawn by leonardo da vinci. They also fund a nude self portrait drawn by his cousin anthony da weiner. [ laughter and applause ] questlove what . Steve what . Jimmy i dont know. I dont know what im talking about. [ laughter ] steve wha anthony de weiner. Jimmy i dont know. That joke i dont know how that joke made it there, but its there. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. Guys, its the end of another crazy week, and since anthony de weiner. And what are we doing . Steve hes from weiner. Jimmy oh, my heaven. Oh, my goodness. It is the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump. To reform our tax. Massive breach at equifax. Another health care failure, political divide. Politics and sports collide. President trump has a lot to say. About the nfl and the nba. Trump criticized the nfl players who kneeled. Get that son of a [ bleep ] off the field. White house visit. Is apropos. But then steph curry said i dont want to go. It was only then. That. Trump decided. You dont want to come . Well, then youre disinvited. Twitter. Expanding. Character limit. Oprah winfrey. Joining 60 minutes. Nobody is going to argue that. Rapper b. O. B. Thinks the earth is flat. What the players want. Trumps. Mouth shut. Youre a clown. Divisive. A bum. What . But one thing. Is very clear. To us all. The kardashians are one fertile family, yall. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Happy friday, and before i tell you about tonights show, i want to quickly mention that our friends over at mtv are relaunching trl. [ cheers and applause ] its coming back. Its cool. Theyre doing this. Its starting this monday at 3 30 p. M. , after school. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy live in times square. As a former guest of trl, i want to send a huge congrats to mtv, and im looking forward to seeing the new shows. Be sure to check it out. Good luck, guys [ cheers and applause ] and dont forget that next week is miley week here on the show. Steve miley jimmy miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] younger now is available today. [ cheers ] it just dropped, as they say, yeah. And shes going to do some songs off of this album, some special performances. Maybe a duet or two . Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy with secret people, i dont know. And then theres talk steve what . Jimmy theres rumor that theres going to be a lip sync battle. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] what . Say what . Jimmy guys, first we have a a fun show tonight. We love this guy. From the last man on earth, the very funny will forte is here. Steve oh, yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love will forte. Steve willy jimmy were going to play a a fun game with will called think fast, so be sure to stick around for that. Plus the star of brooklyn 99, terry crews is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy and we have great standup from very funny Jack Whitehall is coming back [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return my emails and of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind. I thought if you guys wouldnt mind, can i write out my weekly thank you notes right now . Is that okay . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy just enjoying life. Steve yeah. Yolo. Jimmy you get four blinks. Steve yeah. Jimmy that means hes in a a good mood. [ laughter ] steve sending morse code. Help me. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, this week, for being a really awkward time to propose at an nfl game. [ applause ] dont do it. Thank you, every picture of barack obama, george w. Bush, and bill clinton at the president s cup, for looking like the last shot in a flomax ad. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, dateline, for premiering tonight, and for being the only show where nobody calls their friends to say, im going to be on tv. [ laughter and applause ] steve watch jimmy murdered your neighbor. What are you doing . Steve that unsolved murder, thats me. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Anthony Weiner, for being sentenced to 21 months in prison. Man, talk about a stiff sentence. [ laughter ] steve yo weiner, weiner. Weiners and losers. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, six trump staffers who used their private emails to conduct official business, which still isnt as bad as sending emails of your private business. Steve hey oh [ applause ] weiners and losers. Jimmy all right, yeah. [ laughter ] steve hope theres another Anthony Weiner one. Jimmy it is. It is. [ light laughter ] thank you, hostess, for presenting new white fudge ding dongs. Steve Anthony Weiner jimmy yeah i [ laughter ] dont let me do it. Steve all right, all right, all right. Okay. Goodness gravy. Jimmy thank you, hostess, for presenting new white fudge ding dongs. But be careful the last guy who presented a white ding dong got 21 months. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy too many. All right, thats enough. Is this one all right. This ones good. Steve like the gong show. Jimmy these arent written yet. But steve youre writing them. Youre thinking them, because youre thinking who to thank and you mail them to those people. Jimmy yes, thats correct. Steve i guess that one goes to hostess. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, ten cent wing night, for letting me know exactly how much im being ripped off when its not wing night. [ applause ] only ten cents . Normally these are [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness its alec baldwin. Thats alec baldwin [ cheers and applause ] star of stage and screen, the one and only alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] alec. Alec baldwin. Oh, my goodness. What are you doing here . Jimmy jimmy, what do you think im doing here . I want to write some thank you notes. Jimmy oh, of course [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. This is so fun. Oh, my goodness. [ cheers ] james, may i please have some thank you note writing music . [ cheers ] jimmy wow. Steve now he looks happy. [ laughter ] jimmy now hes happy, yeah. Alec baldwin. Thank you, twitter, for raising your character limit to 280 this week, or as President Trump put it, this news is huuuuuuuge. [ cheers and applause ] china jimmy thank you very much. Alec baldwin right there alec baldwin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] alec alec, thank you very much. Are you going to be on saturday night live this weekend . Im going to be on saturday night live with host ryan gosling and musical guest, jazz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jayz. Oh, yeah, musical guest jayz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go, alec baldwin, everybody. There you go. Thats how you do it. Well be right back with will forte, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] my, what big rims you have. My, what bright eyes you have. [beep beep] all the better to tease you with, my dear. That was good. Where to . Gee gees. Get ready to spin your own tale. Introducing an allnew crossover. Toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Steal the spotlight in the new stevie. Right now, get up to 50 off all pants and jeans at old navy. At Stanford Health care, we can now repair complex aortic aneurysms without invasive surgery. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for varicose veins. And if we can precisely treat eye cancer with minimal damage to the rest of the eye, imagine what we can do for glaucoma, even cataracts. If we can use dna to diagnose the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a talented actor and writer, who has been emmynominated three times for his work on the last man on earth. Season four premieres sunday night at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome will forte [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you. I love you. I love you. Jimmy will forte is here. [ cheers ] thank you so much for coming back. Will, you look fantastic buddy. Oh my well, thank you very much. I love coming here. Its always fun. Jimmy you do . Im happy to hear that you finally got a little chance to relax. You went on vacation, finally. Youre always working. Yeah. Yeah, its a crazy schedule at work so went with a couple friends, colin jost was one of them. Jimmy oh, i love colin jost. [ cheers ] john solomon. Jimmy i love john solomon as well. John solomon . [ cheers ] jimmy the audience, they dont like john solomon. Dave noel. A bunch of friends, we went jimmy yeah, where . To this beautiful beach in hawaii. We got this house right on the beach. Hanalei bay. It was fantastic. Jimmy thats beautiful. The beach. But i ended up, like, not seeing the beach the entire vacation. Jimmy you didnt see the beach at all. No. I didnt see it all. Jimmy were you Binge Watching something . A friend a friend had given me a puzzle. And for anybody who knows me, im a diehard jigsaw puzzler. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. You luzzles your puzzles. I luzzles them puzzles. Jimmy yeah, yeah, exactly. But it wasnt just any puzzle. Jimmy yeah, this is the interesting part. Yeah. This is a this is a puzzle, its a photo of it is a puzzle of my own butt. [ laughter ] jimmy we had to we had to blur this. We had to blur this out. So how its a puzzle of your own butt. Yes. Jimmy your own naked behind. Thousandpiece puzzle. [ light laughter ] jimmy how did they first of all, how did they get this photo . Thats private. [ laughter ] no, its not. Its not. Actually, this is well jimmy from macgruber . This friend, she had something going on with her butt. And we have a doctor friend who, like, we send jimmy wait, what . [ light laughter ] no, i dont want to hear the story. I dont want to hear the story now. It was like your just a a general boil or something. [ light laughter ] but she took a picture, and she sent it to our friend, whos a a doctor, to just say jimmy hey, is this something should i be concerned about this thing . And so as a joke, i took a a picture of my butt to send to him. Jimmy yep. And then she got a hold of that, and then it turned into that puzzle. [ light laughter ] jimmy so you spent you were in hawaii, in one of the most gorgeous places on the entire planet, and you didnt go to the beach at all. You spent time putting together pieces of your butt. [ laughter ] i spent the entire week staring at my butt. And not just my butt, but this, where the hand is, theres just a little bit of my back of my balls. Jimmy oh, wait, wait, wait, no. [ laughter ] no, but its true. And the reality of puzzledoing, you know how it is, this is all beige so its very hard to put that together. Jimmy yeah, no, i understand so the very first part that i could assemble was that different color. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Theyre a different color, yeah, yeah. So i was kind of more looking at the back of my balls. Jimmy well. And then i got the crack done. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] you got to do that. Yeah, yeah. But i, you know, i really i did all i had to do with that puzzle. So i would like to gift it to you now. [ laughter ] which is [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know if i can accept this. Are you sure . Im positive. If you wouldnt mind, id like to say a few words to it. [ light laughter ] jimmy sure, ill ignore you. Youve been a good puzzle to me. And, uh no, dont be sad. [ light laughter ] no, jimmys a good man. And hes going to take real good care oh, theres that smile. [ laughter ] go to him. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] really is unbelievable. Take your hand off. The camera cant see it, but you can. Jimmy i know, im censoring my own brain. [ laughter ] i cant unsee it, you know . I cant unsee it. Once i see it, its all over. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and right now, ive never seen it. Are you ready . Yes. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] i will say this. I know where to start. [ laughter ] i know where to start. Wow. Will, thank you so much for this. Thank you. Jimmy this is honestly amazing. Thank you very much. No, im happy to get rid of it, to be honest. [ light laughter ] jimmy weve actually known each other a long time. Tomorrow is the season premiere of saturday night live, and thats where i know you from. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic work on that show. Do you know that was 15 years ago that you started on saturday night live. 15 years ago. Thats yeah. Jimmy isnt that crazy . Thats amazing. Jimmy doesnt it seem like it was just yesterday. It does. Everything is still so vivid. It was such a scary time. I was terrified. I was so scared to just had tremendous stage fright, and i just remember that first week. It was matt damon was the host jimmy good and Bruce Springsteen was musical guest. I was basically in like one sketch. I think you were in it too, the Hannibal Lecter in College Jimmy oh, yeah. And i just [ light laughter ] i said had one line. It was, dude i told you he was gay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, that was it, yeah. And i was i didnt know if my mouth could still make noises. Like it was jimmy its fun. Have you been back . Have you been back, and done bits . Oh sure. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy do you get nervous still . Not as nervous. I mean it was a crippling nervousness back then. Jimmy yeah. Were you nervous when you first started . Jimmy i still get nervous. I go i went back with seth over the summer, and we both were kind of freaking out. [ cheers ] like your heart gets pumping. Its like yeah. Jimmy but i dont know why, because im so comfortable here. And we do a show all the time. But there, its i dont know, its live or even just the smell of the paint. Yeah. Jimmy it brings you right back, and youre like yeah. [ heavy breathing ] yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy what you dont want to let down the people who came for you. Jimmy yes, so much work. Youre like, oh my god, so many people came through there that i love with all my heart. And its like, you know, you just want to leave the place in the same condition you found it. Jimmy yeah, if not better. Yeah, congrats on season four. Thank you. Jimmy this is one of the funniest shows. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy emmynominated and rightly so. Thank you. Jimmy the last man on earth. And kristen wiig is going to come back for kristen wiig is with us for several episodes. [ cheers and applause ] its exciting. Jimmy i love her so much. You have such a great cast too. Kristen schaal. Yeah, oh its great. Mary steenburgen. Jimmy mary steenburgen. Cleopatra coleman. Melvin rodriguez. January jones. Jimmy whats happening this season . This season so, at the end of last season, Nuclear Power plants started going berserk and melting down, so we had to get out of there. This actually is something that would happen, and could actually happen if people arent just be fearful all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy dont say that to people. Oh, or dont worry about it. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats much better. Yeah. Jimmy you cleared it up. Okay, but yeah, so were racing away from these meltdowns. And we get on a boat, and were heading for mexico. Jimmy thats the only way to go. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres will forte in the season four premier of the last man on earth. Take a look at this. So, what are you two up to . Well i was just telling pamela that i put one too many logs on the fire. [ laughter ] logs on the fire. I like that. Well, if you like that, i got a bridge i can sell you. I dont have a bridge. Im not a dentist. [ laughter ] what . Like a bridge . Like its some [ laughter ] hes not a dentist by the way, why do they call them dentists . I mean do they specialize in dents . [ laughter ] dents. [ laughter ] priceless. They should call them toothists, am i right . [ laughter ] [ screaming ] youre right youre right youre right [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on. The great will forte, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the new season of the last man on earth premieres sunday night at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Will and i are going to play a a round of think fast when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ more more more by dagny ] more, more, more how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more how do you like it how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more bell ringing so, i was at mom and dads and found this. Cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . sigh and this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahh, your diary mom says it is totally natural. 25 is nothing. alert beep abracadabra, bro. Settle up with your friends on october 17th with the bank of america mobile banking app. Settle up with your friends on october 17th tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right. Netflix on us. Get 4 unlimited lines for just 40 bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now netflix included. So go ahead. Binge on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Welcome back, everyone. Im here with will forte. Now, will [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy i know you well, and id say that youre pretty quick on your feet. But i want to test out your skills and see just how quickly you can think on the spot. It is time for think fast. [ cheers and applause ] one two three think fast jimmy all right, now that was a good theme song right there. [ laughter ] heres how it works. Were going to take turns drawing one of these cards. Each card has five totally random questions on it. One person asks the questions. The other person has to answer each question as soon as its asked. I mean, immediately. Okay. Jimmy yep. It doesnt matter if the answers right or wrong, just has to be the very first thing that pops in your head. Okay. Jimmy will, because youre the guest, ill read the questions first and youll answer them. Are you ready for this . Yes, i am. Jimmy here we go. Why were you late. I was curling my hair. [ light laughter ] jimmy how do you make bananas . Growing them. Jimmy who is mr. Feldman . Next door neighbor. Jimmy what does santa claus do when hes mad. Spokes a pipe. [ laughter ] jimmy whats a cool greeting . Hey [ laughter and applause] jimmy fantastic. Thats correct. [ ding ] thats correct. You answered all those correctly. Oh, great. Jimmy hey all right, now its my turn. Whenever youre ready, take the card and ask me the questions. Okay. What should i buy online . Jimmy everything. [ light laughter ] where is eric . Jimmy on the stairs [ laughter ] whats it called when two ducks kiss. Jimmy quacking. [ laughter ] when is thursday . Jimmy wednesday. [ light laughter ] who do why do you love me . Jimmy because youre cuddly. [ laughter and applause ] [ ding ] you got them all right. Seth i did get them all right as well. Also, i got it wrong. I said, who do you love me . Who do you love me . Jimmy who do you love me . Yeah, hootie loves me. Yeah. Jimmy thats what i yell at the hootie and the blowfish concert. [ light laughter ] all right, now its time for the final round and this round, and this round well both wednesday is thursday . Jimmy well, yeah. Thursdays wednesday. Okay, okay. Jimmy yeah. For this round, were going to both pick up a card. Same set of questions and well ask and answer them one at a a time, going back and forth, okay . And who asks first . Jimmy i will start. Okay. Jimmy here we go. Whats the worst thing about halloween . Candy comatose. [ light laughter ] rhyme two words. Jimmy dont and mont. Where is the olive garden . In italy. [ laughter ] whats for dessert . Jimmy crunches. John, paul, george, ringo and paul. John. [ light laughter ] why did you quit ballet . Jimmy because its too time consuming. [ laughter ] what is not a curse word . Not a curse word. [ light laughter ] how long do you spend combing your hair every day . Jimmy two to three hours. Home alone was originally called what . Home with people. [ laughter ] tell me a secret. Jimmy im bouncing. [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy yeah, there you go. Thats the secret. We did it. Jimmy we did it. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] i couldnt get that last one. Jimmy home with people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didnt test well. Jimmy it didnt test well. Home alone was better. Home with people, yeah it wasnt good. That was think fast with will forte, everybody. 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Terry crews yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is how you do it, my friend. Ahh jimmy i love you i love you, man. Every time, i love you. I want you to come on every single week. I love this, man. Jimmy are you always this energetic . Ive met my match. Always, always. Listen, man, if i could take this whole audience with me every morning [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right . Yes get this. I jump out of bed. Its crazy. My wife is so sick of it. Shes so tired. Shes like, please. Because shes a night lady, you know what i mean . Shes a musician, so she stays up late and the whole thing. And im up at like 4 30 like, hello [ laughter ] and im the guy who works out. I have to work out for at least two hours before i go to work, just so i can be normal. Ill be like, hey, how yall doing, good to see you. But ive already been in the gym, like ahh you know . Jimmy really . Heavy lifting. Im that guy. Jimmy im just dont ever change. Because i love you, man. I was reading this article about you, because i always read up on terry crews. [ light laughter ] and whatever i see you, you know i love you. And it was a great article about how you are designing furniture. Yes. Jimmy and not just like not just like, oh, its a a chair. You like invented a new chair, you invented a new piece of furniture. This is crazy. Jimmy i love inventions and i love it. You got to understand. Im an artist. I had an art scholarship before i had a football scholarship. I love painting, drawing, everything. And interiors is like my life and the whole deal. So i got a chance this company gave me a chance to do some things. And i started sketching, and came up with some stuff and i was like jimmy what company is it . Well, it was bernhardt. Bernhardt company, bernhardt furniture gave me a line the terry crews collection. And what was wild is that i thought, man, you know, somebody has come up with this stuff before and heres the sketches. They were like, terry, no one has done this. I was like, wait a minute. Wait, wait, no, you got to be crazy. Jimmy seriously . They said, no one has done what youve done. I created a its a thing called a lily pad, which is a a chair sitting on top of a a table. A chair grows out of a table and i was like, somebody did this. They were like, no one has done this. Jimmy thats why i was freaking out this is brilliant. And its beautiful. And we have two here and i want to go finish the interview over there. Lets do it [ cheers and applause ] lets do it let me take my drink. Jimmy look at this yo, i love this. Look at this. This is my furniture. Jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] this is awesome. Look at the swivel. Jimmy i love it. Look at the swivel. Jimmy how come no one thought of this . You can set your cup down. Let me tell you, i based this all on my whole line is they have an egyptian theme. Like what if egypt was the most Popular Culture still today. Jimmy yeah. And so what i did is set things around the nile. And what do you have around the nile . You have lily pads with like the leaves. And then the lilies growing out of the leaves. And it represents egyptian culture. And theres this god named horus, a sky god named horus, who is always pictured as on a a blue nile water lily. So you are basically a god when you sit in the terry crews chair [ cheers and applause ] jimmy terry terry crews, are you winning awards for this . Because this is honestly its amazing. Jimmy i love new inventions. Let me tell you something. My sofa jimmy im so psyched for you, man. I did a sofa, too. And it won best sofa in interior Design Magazine at neocon. [ cheers and applause ] its blowing me away. Jimmy im so i hate to say proud of you, but i feel like youre my son. Im so proud of you. I really am. Thanks, dad. Jimmy dude, you crushed it. Its not like, oh yeah, celebritys just doing a new thing. This is a brandnew invention, man. This is a brand jimmy you changed the game. Never been done. Jimmy you changed the game. But see, thats the thing. Bernhardt gave me the chance, because what they did was they took someone who was outside of their world and so they can bring something new into it. You know what i mean . So i didnt come with the whole furniture, i know what furnitures all about. I didnt know what i was doing. Jimmy yeah, sure. I was just being creative and look what you do. Jimmy youve always got to believe, right . Isnt it amazing . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy believe in someones ideas. Someones got to believe in someones idea to make it a a reality. Thank you. Jimmy i got to say, like i said, i read up on everything terry crews, and i have all your photos from red carpets. [ cheers ] yes jimmy yeah, this is one. And then this is another one. A different and then this is another one. [ light laughter ] now what is this and how does this keep happening in different outfits and different events . It looks like the same. Its not photoshopped. No, no. The floor is lava. The floor is lava. Jimmy the floor is lava. The floor is lava. Im going to tell you why. Let me tell you what happened. I will go on the red carpet and i will stand there, and they will be like, thank you, terry crews, could you please move out of the way, theres someone else coming. And i was like, oh, wow, all right, its over. And i was like, wait a minute, damn it, im on this red carpet. Im an attention whore, i am. [ light laughter ] so i said, i will not be ignored on the red carpet. So what i did, i was like, hey, guys, somethings about to happen. I went to the all the photographers and i was like, one, two, three, bow and they were like, holy cow and every time i did it, it got printed. So it was genius. And then it got to the point where all the photographers were like, jump, terry, jump. Jimmy jump do the jump. Do the jump. And i was like, well, this is a charity event, i cant jump now. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest can currently be seen in the netflix docu series, travels with my father, and on october 24th, you can stream his latest comedy special, Jack Whitehall at large. Everyone, please welcome back the very funny Jack Whitehall [ cheers and applause ] good evening wow [ cheers and applause ] how exciting is this . Hello. So, here is a little bit of fun for you to have at the airport, okay . Little prank for you to play. All you need to do is go down to your local fancy dress shop, hire yourself a pilots outfit, pop it on, then head down to your local airport, sit in the bar, and get completely wasted. [ laughter ] just watch people around you losing their minds. Hey, where are you going . Oh, thats my one. Dont worry. I know a shortcut. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im a nervous flyer. I get very nervous when i fly, and they dont do enough to help, do they . The safety demonstration, can we drop that already . [ light laughter ] its 2017. Weve got the seat belt fastening down. We dont need any of it. Why do we have to start every flight with a cabin crew performing a little play entitled the horrific ways you could die on this aircraft. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its just we have this routine on planes, and were used to the routine so no one questions the routine. Well, im the guy who questions the routine. [ light laughter ] i was on a plane the other day. I was doing something we have all done loads of times before on the plane, lifting up the blind for takeoff and landing. For the first time ever, i decided i would ask the stewardess why i had to lift up the blind for takeoff and landing. It is a question that i regret asking, because this is the genuine reason. I said, madame, out of interest, why do you have to lift up the blind for takeoff and landing. She looked at me. Do you know what she said . She went, well, sir, if something were to go wrong with the engine, then you are the pilots eyes. [ laughter ] i beg your pardon [ laughter ] im not ready for that level of responsibility, and no one told me that when i purchased the ticket. I was very much led to believe i was traveling in the capacity of passenger, not bloody copilot. [ laughter ] also, i think you may have picked the wrong guy. [ light laughter ] lets look at the evidence here. Ive had a sleeping pill, two glasses of red wine, and i just cried while watching inside out. [ laughter ] im not your man. [ applause ] how does this scenario play out in your head as were nose diving toward the ground, and i look out of the window, and see smoke billowing from the engine . Im meant to, what, just amble up to the cockpit, pop my head through the door, awfully sorry, gents, your eyes in the back here. [ laughter ] i dont know whether youre aware of this, but one of the wings have fallen off. [ laughter ] you might want to buckle up. I will send someone through to show you how its done. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that very much made it sound like i said something to the stewardess. Obviously i didnt actually complain. You know. Im british. I wouldnt dream of causing a a fuss. [ light laughter ] i dont think im capable of complaining. I hate complaining. If im with someone thats complaining in, say, a a restaurant, i die inside. Im like, just please dont say anything. Just dont make a scene. Just eat the nut, all right . We have an epipen at home. We will deal with it later. [ laughter ] what, no, everythings wonderful, thank you. No, no, she loves it as well. Her neck is always that big. Thats normal. Thank you. [ laughter ] social anxiety. Thats my problem. I have social anxiety. Thats why hands down, the hardest bit of traveling for me, passport control. Oh, i hate passport control. I can not deal with being questioned by a figure of authority. [ light laughter ] every time, i fall apart under the most basic of questioning as well. I walk up. Theyre like, where are you traveling from today, sir . France, no, spain, italy. Damn it. Sorry, england. Dont know why i said that, didnt sleep on the plane. Drugs didnt work. Not drugs like drug drugs. I mean, drugs like sleeping pills. Drugs. I dont have any drugs on me. Im not a mule. Please dont look in my bottom. I have explosive diarrhea. Not explosive like a bomb oh, i just said bomb in an airport. No, its not a turn of phrase. [ cheers and applause ] i keep saying bomb. Bomb, bomb, bomb. The more you say it, the less it bomb, bomb, bomb, ooh its like a song. Ill stop saying bomb now cause youre all looking at me like im a terrorist. I promise you im not a a terrorist. Im just jack, plain old jack, hi, jack, not hijack, no. [ bleep ] dont shoot me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy hey, standing ovation. Congrats. Thats how you do it right there. Jack whitehall. [ cheers and applause ] he got a standing ovation. Thats how you do it. Were talking to jack after the break. Stick around, everybody. Thats how you do it, brother. [ cheers and applause ] because everyone likes easy. Sure do. Because everyone is on the go. Because we all like to save energy, but sometimes we slip up. Reaching up. Ssssh because sometimes we want it cool at night, then toasty in the mornings. Introducing the easy to use, energy saving, adjustable from everywhere, easy on the wallet and the eyes, nest thermostat e. E is for everyone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. We are hanging out with Jack Whitehall right there. [ cheers and applause ] jack, thank you so much. That was awesome, man. I really appreciate that. Wembley. Thats a big deal. How exciting is that . Do you like playing the big shows. Yeah, no, i love playing the big shows, and yeah, my last show, i recorded it. This was the coolest thing. My last show, i recorded it, right . And the other day i was on a a plane and i saw someone watching my show on the Inflight Entertainment system. And i was like, thats it. Ive made it. Like, this guy is watching me. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, wait, wait, watching at 30,000 feet. And im like, oh, this is so great. You know, i better keep a low profile in case he comes and asks for a selfie. Five minutes later, i watched him switch me off and put on the inflight map. [ laughter ] jimmy oh no, the plane flying over the map thing . Yeah, it was the worst review ever. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a bad one. I want to talk about this travels with my father. This is howd this come about . [ cheers ] its great. Its on netflix right now. Its you and your dad yeah. Jimmy going to different places. Yeah. So yeah. So i took my 77yearold dad backpacking around Southeast Asia and hes, you know, he doesnt go abroad a lot. Hes very oldfashioned, like an oldfashioned kind of english gentleman. Jimmy yeah. Like case in point, i would say that the first time i ever took him to a mcdonalds, he walked in and asked to see a a wine list. [ laughter ] thats the kind of guyre talking about. And hes so weird on this show. You know, hes really funny, and hes really weird with the people that we meet on the show. But hes even just weird with the producers. Like, he got this email before we started filming from one of the netflix producers saying, would you like a stylist for the show . Jimmy yeah, of course. Just yeah. Just someone doing their job, being nice, offering my dad a a stylist. Simple yes, no answer would have been fine. He sent back the weirdest email ever. He went or it said, dear madam, i do not require a a stylist. Im 77 years old. In that time i have acquired a a style of my own. [ laughter ] and like a crab, i always come dressed. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats your dad right there. So weird. Jimmy its a cool show and do you get to bond with i mean thats the memories youll never forget. Were posh so we dont hug, but theres a handshake at the end. Jimmy theres a handshake at the end. No spoilers. Yeah. Our thanks to Jack Whitehall right there. [ cheers and applause ] travels with my father is available now on netflix. Check it out. My thanks to will forte, terry crews, alec baldwin, Jack Whitehall once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia. A handshake, absolutely. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. Hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Jennifer Lawrence star of outlander actress Caitriona Balfe founder and editorinchief of vox, ezra klein featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening everybody. Im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] ah, that is great. Absolutely great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. After President Trump reportedly struck a deal with Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi last night on daca, he tweeted this morning no deal was made last night on daca