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Creator. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 746 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats what we love right there. Feel the love i feel the love. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Well, heres what people are talking about. President trump has finally addressed the situation in puerto rico. He said that hell travel there on tuesday. Trump said hes bringing lots of supplies in case he gets bored or hungry on the flight over. [ laughter ] i need a coloring book. My binky. [ light laughter ] oh, this is big. Trumps tax plan came out today, and it will significantly help wealthy people with children. Then kim, kylie, and khloe were like, kaching. [ laughter ] i mean bingo [ cheers and applause ] timing is everything. Thats right. Trump unveiled his new tax plan, and said that it would actually benefit people who pay the least taxes. Then americans said, so, you . Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] i get it. But paul ryan actually said that the tax plan will let people file their taxes on a a postcard. Cause if theres one group you can count on to fix the irs, its the post office. [ laughter ] so that makes sense. [ applause ] that makes a lot of sense. Oh, i read that investigators could start interviewing white house staff as part of the russia investigation as soon as this week. When trump heard that, he was like, you know what . I better head to puerto rico right away. [ laughter ] i got to get the plane going. [ cheers and applause ] get my coloring book and my binky. Last night a republican named Luther Strange lost the Alabama Senate primary. So now Luther Strange will go back to his old job, a villain in a batman comic. [ laughter and applause ] Luther Strange. Big sports story here. Louisville basketball coach rick pitino has apparently been fired after a federal investigation for fraud. If hes convicted of any crimes, he could be sentenced to ten years of coaching the knicks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve oh oh hey oh forget about it. Oh [ light laughter ] jimmy did you hear about this . Twitter is now testing a a 280character limit for tweets. [ cheers ] even game of thrones is like, thats just too much characters. [ cheers and applause ] i mean what are we at, 280 . Thats right. For the first time, twitter is testing a 280character limit for users. Twitter says that it will revolutionize the way that we start fights with north korea. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] listen to this guys. Archaeologists in boston think that they have found paul reveres outhouse. [ laughter ] i think the bigger question is, who the hell was looking for paul reveres outhouse . [ applause ] we found it. Steve we got it. Jimmy well, this made me laugh. The other day, a man in russia took his daughter to the park, and set up a pretty clever contraption to keep her entertained. Check this out. [ humming ] jimmy there you go. [ laughter ] got even weirder when he took the leaf blower out for ice cream after. Steve wow jimmy yeah, he left her there. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, i cant believe it took this long to happen, but saudi arabia Just Announced that they will let women drive. [ cheers and applause ] women say that theyre excited, and cant wait to drive straight out of saudi arabia. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah thank you very much, guys. Thats how we do it. We got a huge show tonight. A fun show. A young show. An exciting show. Steve young. Jimmy a fresh show. Hes in the new movie, blade runner 2049, Academy Award winner jared leto is here [ cheers and applause ] tonight hes awesome. Hes always fun. Were going to talk about were also going to talk about his new music with 30 seconds to mars. [ cheers and applause ] were very excited about this. He was great on the vmas. Jared, and i are going to also play a game called name that song challenge. Last time i almost beat i almost beat pharrell, but then i feel like you cheated a a little bit, questlove. [ light laughter ] a little bit. Questlove did i . Jimmy because that was his song. Was it rump shaker . No, what was it . Questlove one of his songs. Jimmy yeah, it was like the drop it like its hot. Questlove rump shaker, or drop it like its hot. Jimmy drop it like its hot. Yeah, it was like. Questlove it was like jimmy yeah, i cant do it, yeah. Pharrell was like, oh, yeah, thats my song. Drop it like its hot. Also, shes so much fun. Gosh, shes great on this show. From the nbc comedy, great news, Nicole Richie is stopping by. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love every time i see her. Shes just great, and we got great music from my man, tyler, the creator. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy thank you roots. [ cheers and applause ] tonight were going to take a a look at the pros and cons of being uninvited to the white house. Steve oh. Jimmy as we all know, President Trump recently uninvited the Golden State Warriors from visiting the white house after receiving criticism from steph curry. Its drawn a lot of reactions from everyone. So lets tak aa e oklot the pros and cons of being uninvited to the white house. Here we go. Pro, youre still the best team in the nba. [ cheers ] con, or as trump pronounces it, the nambia. [ laughter and applause ] steve nambia. Jimmy pro, Charles Barkley says trumps decision sets a a bad precedent. Con, trump responding, who are you calling a bad precedent . Im the best precedent. [ cheers and applause ] im the best president youve ever had. Pro, steph curry has already said he didnt want to go, then he got uninvited. Con, its like when you have dinner plans with a friend that you dont really like and you want to cancel, but you dont want to be rude, and then they cancel. Sweet. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you cant make it . Steve oh, oh. Jimmy im so upset. Pro, trump went after members of two different sports. Con, Googling Donald trump sports, and seeing this. Oh. [ laughter ] steve hey whoah hey full moon tennis balls. [ laughter ] jimmy pro, lebron james called donald trump a bum. [ cheers ] con, Googling Donald trump bum and seeing this. [ laughter and applause ] whoah hey steve oh, hey jimmy whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. Steve hey ho jimmy whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. Did i show tylers album cover . Steve oh my god. Jimmy this is tyler, the creators new album. He created yet another thing. Steve god bless him. Jimmy which is good because if he was like tyler, the procrastinator. Steve he wouldnt do nothing. Jimmy you wouldnt see this type of stuff. Youd be like, when is the new when is the new jam coming out . Hed be like, im not talking about jam. Im talking about honey. Steve hey jimmy this is flower boy. [ light laughter ] thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] steve shake weight . Jimmy i have a shake weight before every show. [ laughter ] steve every really . Jimmy yeah, thats how i stay in such great shape. Steve oh, your arms look like theyre longer. Jimmy thats how i get in such good shape. [ light laughter ] steve oh, my gosh, your arms seem like theyre out of their sockets. Jimmy whats that . Steve your arms seem like theyre out of their sockets. Almost. Try again. Jimmy alright, here we go. Alright, here we go. Say it again. Say it again. Steve your arms seem like theyre out of their sockets. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all shake weight. Its all in the wrist, dude. Steve yeah, its all in the wrist. Shake weight, dude. Jimmy shake weight. Its all in the wrist. Steve thats what they say. All in the wrist. Hows your fit bit doing . Jimmy im up to 50,000 steps. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. Just from working out today. [ laughter ] dont come in here, mom. [ laughter ] im taking a nap. Im very, very tired. Your son is very tired. He sleeps all day, and binge watches stranger things. [ laughter ] steve he put 100,000 steps on. Jimmy and he hasnt lost any weight. Hes actually gained 20 pounds. I wish he could get a a girlfriend. And finally, the Golden State Warriors wont be going to the white house. Con, so in a way, they won twice. There you go. Those are the pros and cons. Were playing name that song challenge with jared leto when we come back. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the c. I. A. Is looking for people like you. You are an airline pilot. Thats how you support this family. 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Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] the one and only. We love you, buddy. Jared, welcome back. Now heres how it works. The roots are going to Start Playing a song one instrument at a time. Jared and i can buzz in and guess as soon as we know the song. But if you guess wrong, your opponent gets a chance to steal. Okay . You can play along at home if youd like, or not, or just enjoy. [ light laughter ] you ready, jared . Feel free to help me out. Jimmy no, no, no, thats not true [ cheers ] that is not true. Theres no feel free to help me. This is a team its a a team effort. Jimmy no, its not a team effort. No, its a solo game. And im in it to win it, man. Here we go. Roots, lets hear the first song whenever youre ready. [ chime ] kajagoogoo. [ laughter ] questlove what . Kajagoogoo questlove no, not too shy. No. Close though, no. Ugh, oh my god. [ buzz ] jimmy i get a chance to steal, but i get to hear more, right . Questlove are you going to do it . I cant do it from that. Im thinking like, i say, holiday, madonna . [ chime ] jimmy oh. Dont you want me baby. By human league. Sorry, took a long time. Human league. Human league. Yeah. Well, human was their other hit right . Questlove yes. Jimmy yeah, cause i was human too. [ light laughter ] you know that breakdown . Its pretty good. All right. All right. Very good. Lets hear the next song. Dont keep guessing kajagoogoo. [ light laughter ] dont you want me baby. [ chime ] jimmy its not unusual, tom jones. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] its not unusual to have fun with anyone all right, that was bro, how do you do that . [ light laughter ] did you take lessons . Jimmy yeah, i take lessons. Thats my only dance. Are you kidding me . Oh, my god. Jimmy you have to see me at a wedding. All right. [ laughter ] thats all i do. Thats all i do. Whew. That was a good one right there. Tom jones. Many, many hits, tom jones. But thats one of my faves. Thunderball . Was that his bond song . Questlove it was. Jimmy yeah, that was a good one. All right. Go, jimmy jimmy thank you very much. Yeah, i need the support. [ cheers ] its a team game. Its a team game. Its a team game. Theyre helping me out. [ chanting ] okay, here we go. Lets hear the next song. You got this, jared thank you. Thank you. [ cheers ] [ chime ] jimmy papa was a Rolling Stone . Questlove no [ buzz ] kajagoogoo. Jimmy all right, you got time, you got time to listen to it. Personal jesus. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] [ chime ] jimmy so mad. Of course. I didnt know it started with that weird note. You gave me a weird papa was a Rolling Stone. Babumpbabump. It could have easily been crazy train, too. Ozzy. [ cheers and applause ] you got it. All right. Its really, its a barn burner. All right, here we go. Lets hear the next song. [ chime ] i know it. Come on hes not hes a musical genius. He knows this song. Jimmy no, its like i its the spice girls, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, it is. [ ding ] if you want to be wannabe, wannabe, right . Ugh, so mad. I appreciate the help. Jimmy that was wannabe right . Questlove yes, it was wannabe. Jimmy gosh, i mean, i should know, man. I saw them in concert many times. [ laughter ] i mean, my friend did. He lives in canada. You dont know him. [ laughter ] all right. Lets hear the next song. Im bummed i didnt get that. Im upset. [ chime ] jimmy im going to say the verve, bittersweet symphony. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] bapbumpbumbumpbabum. Bapbumbum. Which is sampled from Rolling Stones. Questlove yes. Jimmy yeah, so we have to pay double for that song. [ laughter ] perfect. All right, we no budget left for the rest of the show. Were going to go to commercial and come back and show a clip from blade runner. [ cheers ] all right. Lets hear the next song. [ chime ] jimmy with or without you, u2. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] with or without you with or without you ohh jimmy this final song right here, its worth 10,000 points. So, its anyones game. [ light laughter ] 10,000 . Jimmy anyones game. Okay. I hope its kajagoogoo. Jimmy its not kajagoogoo. You already guessed [ light laughter ] its not kajagoogoo or tom jones, we already guessed does anybody know who kajagoogoo is . Jimmy yes, too shy, of course. We know that. Here we go. Roots, whenever you guys are ready. Its funky. Its got like an el debarge vibe to it. [ chime ] california love jimmy come on now [ cheers and applause ] oh, the winner, jared leto, everybody the winner. [ cheers and applause ] come, on. Were talking to jared when we come back, everybody. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. 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You know, i appreciate you saying that. And, uh jimmy its true. The late night texts and phone calls are fun. Jimmy i know, but but seeing you face to face jimmy and yeah and the energy. Jimmy its a public conversation. Yeah. Jimmy what is your goto sushi . [ light laughter ] you want me to guess . No, but it hurts me that you dont know this by now. Its a veggie roll. Very exciting. Yeah. A veggie roll. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy veggie roll. Yes. Jimmy veggie roll, you order that and you know what comes. I get if they can do the veggie roll right, then i know its a good place. Jimmy thats all i wanted to ask you. Thats great. Well, thank you for coming by. We love you, buddy. [ laughter ] see you guys soon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jared leto, here. Veggie roll. Hey, this is a big deal, right here. This is the first time in how many years since you guys had released a single . I think when we released a a single last, you didnt have the tonight show. Jimmy no, i did not. It was four years ago, i think. There were no selfdriving cars. Jimmy there was a lot of things that didnt happen four years ago. Trump was still a reality star. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] jimmy he certainly was. President trump, sorry. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah, a lots changed. Jimmy but this is a big deal. You were great on the vmas, by the way. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Jimmy not only the touching tribute to chester bennington, but also the performance from you guys. I dont even quite understand what i saw. Can i show a photo . Yeah, yeah, sure. Jimmy this is what i saw on television. I was not there. How did you do this . We used this new technology that captured our heat signal, thermal signal. We used these cameras, these flir cameras, theyre actually military cameras. We had to get special permission to use them and we played, basically, in darkness. Jimmy i was gonna say, what did the audience see . cause they dont see thermal. They just basically were like, what the hell is going on . [ laughter ] jimmy someones playing music. It sounds good, but whos playing it . Yeah, these guys really suck. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no. But how did you get like your abs to glow . [ light laughter ] im going to be honest. They always glow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats it. Thats all you need. Just to be honest. But you always put on a great performance. Thank you. Jimmy if you havent seen 30 seconds to mars live, go see them live, because you might see Something Like this. This is your entrance on to the stage in brazil. Yeah. Jimmy you zip lined on to the stage . [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy were you freaked out at all, scared . No, its incredible. Its 100,000 people at the show. This was three nights ago, by the way. Jimmy wow do you know where you are right now . No. Jimmy youre in new york. Oh, thank you. Jimmy thank you for being here. [ light laughter ] seriously, though, was that right . 100,000 people . 100,000 people. It was the second time doing rock in rio and the show is just absolutely incredible. The brazilians are some of the most passionate in the world and they have a zip line thats set up there for people to just go and take a ride. And the last time we played, i saw it and in the middle of the set, i said, i have to do that. That looks amazing. [ light laughter ] so i ran off the stage and i ran up there. The guy at the zip line was like, what are you doing up here . Youre supposed to be on stage right now. And i did it. And it was so much fun we had to do it again this year. Jimmy i mean, thats just i couldnt even imagine. I would be frightened. I got married to my wife on an island. It was a beautiful, cool wedding. We were there for about a half hour and left. [ light laughter ] but the guy said, if you want to zip line into the, you know, altar or whatever, down the aisle, you can. No, im not gonna zip line. Imagine me zip lining into marry me . [ light laughter ] i could just see me falling and crashing and breaking something. Im not going to zip line. Also, its my wife. My wife attention should be on her. Yeah. So anyways, i didnt do it and then my buddy was like, ill do it just for fun. And he did it and it was too slack. Yeah. Jimmy and it dragged him across the rocks. [ laughter ] no. Jimmy yeah. It was pretty great. Anyways i mean, it was bad for him. But, yeah. But for me, i dont know. [ light laughter ] it made me laugh. Hey, i love your style. I love i can never predict what youre going to look like or where and you can just do it. You can get away with this stuff. Look at the cover of the wall street journal. Look at this. Look at that guy. [ cheers and applause ] this is just you waking up in the morning and walking out in your bathrobe. [ light laughter ] thats what you look like, and thats your backyard . [ light laughter ] who mows this every morning . But you look great, brother. Thank you. Jimmy you can just rock that out. I cant pull off these styles. I got to talk about this movie, blade runner 2049. And im saying that correctly . Its not 2,049. 2049. No, i think you can say whatever the hell you want. Jimmy blade runner. Basically, just remember blade runner. Jimmy fallon jimmy no, please. I saw you in the trailer for this. [ cheers ] i saw you in the trailer for this, and you know im a fan. You do this thing, you whip around like because youre cool, jared leto. And you turn around and you have like no eyeballs. Your eyeballs are like theyre like two black, like black marbles. Yeah. Jimmy so and im going, well, thats interesting. Is he going to be blind or see through people or what . [ light laughter ] and you are blind in the film. And i see through people. Jimmy yeah. Everything. The best of both worlds. Jimmy but did you act that . How did clearly, either cgi or contact lenses. They were contact lenses but when i put them in, i couldnt see anything. Which was good for me. If i was better actor, i probably would have just acted. But i [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, no. Its true. [ talking over each other ] jimmy you put them in. When would you put them in and when would you act . I would put them in in the morning and at the end of the day, i would take them off. Jimmy did you walk to the set with them in or did you go to the set, then put them in, do your scene, and then leave . I had someone take me to the set and show me around. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy i think that you should have just went to the set and then [ laughter ] there, put them in and do your scene and get out. Was that interesting like i said, if i was that good, if i was better [ light laughter ] jimmy so i mean, i know youre method, but what whatever i have to do not to act. You know. Jimmy have you ever seen your costars . No. You know, i did all my scenes with Harrison Ford and i never laid eyes on him once. [ laughter ] jimmy hes such a hes such a good looking dude. Hes my hero. Yeah, hes my hero. Jimmy hes a stud. I think, had i been able to see look, i was on the set of blade runner, one of my favorite movies has anybody seen blade runner out there, the original . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy of course. You must, you must. One of my favorite movies of all time. Okay . The movie changed my life. Jimmy yeah. It taught me about film, about acting, about storytelling, about design. So to be on the set was an incredible honor and i think if i could have seen Harrison Ford and just what was happening, i probably would have [ bleep ] myself. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect. Well, again, see it on imax. [ laughter ] because the things you notice when its on the big screen. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres jared leto in blade runner 2049. Take a look. Amazing. 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Thank you for having me. Jimmy last time i saw you, i made you spin like that. We were in orlando. That was fun. Jimmy that was great. Yeah, it was. Jimmy how are the kids . The kids were, first of all, my kids are now your biggest fans, okay . Because we went to orlando to do the show, we rode your ride. Jimmy yeah. And then, you know, so, like, we were there. And we saw you on vacation last new years. Jimmy thats right. They were like, youre going to new york, are you going to do jimmy fallon . I was like, yeah, yeah, im gonna do it. So they are your number one fans. Jimmy hi, guys. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] miss you guys. I cant wait to see you. It was just your birthday, right . It was. I turned 36 on thursday. Jimmy youre a baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre a baby. What did the kids get you . What did they get you this year . They made me the sweetest cards and then they got me a a few cooking utensils and they got me some gardening tools because thats what i love. Jimmy oh really . Yes. Jimmy really . So you plant you have a a fullon garden. I do. I thought that i i mean, i know this. Jimmy yeah. I assumed the world knew it, because i i even have a a gardening stage name. Jimmy wait, so you have a a different character as a a gardener. Yes, im not nicole. You know house beyonce has sasha fierce . Jimmy thats right. Okay, so i have nikki fresh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so when youre so when youre in the garden, you are nikki fresh. And the s is a dollar sign. Jimmy why . [ laughter ] that makes no sense. Because it doubles as its my gardening name and my rap name. Jimmy oh. You know . Jimmy youre a rapping gardener . Im actually pitching i told my husband, i was like, i nikki fresh needs to come out with a rap album about eating healthy foods. Because thats what raps all about, you know . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, completely. Thats the number one song is called zucchini yellow. [ laughter ] by cardi b. I dont have any songs but i have the rap title i have the album title in my head. Jimmy can we write it down just so everyone can preorder it . Well, the rap the album title, what im thinking of is, put it in your mouth. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, all right. Hey, no one can dont give that shake weight. Put that shake weight get the shake weight away from everybody. [ laughter ] its about being careful about what you put in your mouth. Jimmy no, i totally get it. Exactly. Nikkis fresh, man, she is fresh. [ laughter ] thanks, she sure is. Jimmy she sings. I heard a rumor that youre very good at braiding your kids hair. I am, i am, yes. Jimmy now where did you did you always do that . My mom taught me how to braid when i was little and then i taught my daughter how to braid. Im very good, actually. I could be a hair stylist. Jimmy im awful at it. But i was always love to i would love to get my hair braided . Jimmy yeah. Would you like me to do that for you . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, i was gonna say learn. But yeah, you want to do you want to braid my hair . Can you sit here . I have to be over you. Can you [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sit here . So let me do these belong to you . Do these hair tools belong to you . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, theyre mine. Yeah. I assumed. Okay. Jimmy so tell me about season two of great news. [ light laughter ] okay. So, season two, the show is going to premiere tomorrow night. Jimmy be careful with this very expensive toupee. [ light laughter ] tina fey is guest starring. Jimmy hey, we love tina fey [ cheers and applause ] we love tina fey, is the greatest. Yes. Yes, we do. And she is jimmy this season, you guys might even sing . Yes. We are going to sing. So John Michael Higgins, who is also on the show, he arranges these harmonies. [ light laughter ] i think that weve got to do okay. Jimmy youre my best friend. [ laughter ] youre my best friend. You are so cute. [ laughter ] i think were going to do, like, three little braids, is what i think. Jimmy thats perfect. But i mean, like jimmy this is what i do on vacation, man. I get there. If you want to talk about anything else while im doing your braids jimmy i want to talk about the thing, because John Michael Higgins can sing. John Michael Higgins can sing and he arranges harmonies for us and weve been practicing for a year. Hes been constantly telling us that were not ready, but you are going to finally hear it this season and its going to be spectacular. Jimmy well, you created a a singing promo video. Yes, we ended up creating our own promo. Jimmy i want to show this. [ cheers ] okay. Jimmy this is the cast of great news singing. Take a look at this. We got briga heelan Andrea Martin Adam Campbell John Michael Higgins we cant forget Nicole Richie last but not least horatio sanz its called great news and its only on nbc great news [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. You did that . I did. Jimmy thats amazing. Thank you. Jimmy i think this is it. Yes, you know what . You need one more. You need one more. [ cheers ] jimmy thanks, i appreciate that. I want to show a clip right here. Heres Nicole Richie and tina fey in great news. Take a look at this. How do i adapt to the challenges of todays rapidly changing marketplace . Well i always tell people ill take this one. Lisa, just create a video game of yourself that makes a a billion dollars. Portia actually brings up an interesting point. Actually today any woman can be a a ceo, portia or kylie jenner or that turtle who had sex with a shoe. She has her own line of aquarium filters. Frankly, i find it inspiring. [ applause ] dont clap for me. Im not dancing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Nicole Richie [ cheers and applause ] youre my bestie ever. Youre my best friend. Jimmy season two of great news premieres tomorrow night at 9 30 on nbc. Well be right back with a a performance from tyler, the creator stick around, everybody i love it. [ cheers and applause ] give up, skeletor youre finished curse you, heman, you interfering imbecile give us one good reason we shouldnt vanquish you to another dimension ok, guys, hear me out. Switching to geico could save you. Hundreds on Car Insurance. Huh, he does make a point. I do like to save money. Catch you on the flip, suckas geico. Because saving fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance is always a great answer. Steal the spotlight in the new stevie. Right now, get up to 50 off all pants and jeans at old navy. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Posting hashtag yeehaw. Hashtag i have no signal and i still cant post out here. Woah look out, coming through. 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In clinical studies, the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Just managing your symptoms . Ask your gastroenterologist about humira. With humira, remission is possible. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a musician, designer, and director whose critically acclaimed new album, flower boy, is out now. Performing see you again featuring kali uchis and the roots, give it up for tyler the creator [ cheers and applause ] okay okay okay okay okay okay oh you live in my dream state were lowkey my fantasy i stay in reality you live in my dream state any time i count sheep thats the only time we make up make up you exist behind my eyelids my eyelids now i dont wanna wake up twenty twenty twenty twenty visions cupid hit me cupid hit me with precision i wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind yeah i said i said im sick of sick of sick of sick of chasing youre the one thats always running through my daydream i i caon can i get a kiss and can you make it last forever i said im bout to go to war i dont know if ima see you again can i get a kiss can i and can you make it last forever can you i said im bout to go to war bout to and i dont know if ima see you again uh switch it up i said okay okay okay okidokie my infatuation is translatin to another form of what you call it love oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i aint met you ive been looking stuck here waiting for i stop the chasing like the alcoholic you dont understand me what the do you mean its them rose to the cheeks yeah its them dirtcolored eyes sugar honey iced tea that bumblebee on the scene yeah id give up my bakery to have a piece of your pie yugh twenty twenty twenty twenty vision like cupid hit me cupid hit me with precision i wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind i said i said im sick of sick of sick of sick of chasing youre the one thats always running through my daydream i and i can only see your face when i close my eyes so can i get a kiss and can you make it last forever i said im bout to go to war i dont know if ima see you again can i get a kiss kiss baby and can you make it last forever i said im bout to go to war and i dont know m if ima see you again i said okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, hey, ho, hey thank you, buddy. Thank you so much. Tyler the creator [ cheers and applause ] kali uchis flower boy is available now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to jared leto, Nicole Richie, tyler, the creator, kali uchis, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sofia vergara, from ghosted actor and comedian, craig robinson, star of Difficult People actress and comedian, julie klausner, featuring the 8g band with gregg bissonette. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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