And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 744, mexico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you very much, Everyone Welcome welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here, you made it. Youre at the right show. Heres what people are talking about. Well, we had a bunch of big football matchups yesterday. You had the eagles against the giants, you had the patriots against the texans, and you had the president against everyone. [ laughter and applause ] yesterday trump tweeted that players standing with locked arms for the National Anthem is okay. Incidentally, people standing with locked arms is also the plan for his border wall. Steve really . Jimmy red rover, red rover. [ laughter and applause ] dont let anyone come over. Thats right, trump said that nfl players shouldnt be allowed to take a knee during the National Anthem. And thats not all. Trump also released a list of other rule changes he thinks the nfl should make. Theyre pretty interesting. Ill show you what i mean. For example, trumps first rule is that someone has to get sacked every five minutes, just like at the white house. [ applause ] then he said the broadcaster for every game has to be the host of fox friends. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats the only host steve thats the only host he trusts. Jimmy yeah. Steve wow. Jimmy and finally, when a a referee overturns a call, he has to say, the Previous Play was fake news. [ laughter and applause ] im not sure if theyre going to stick. Hes trying it. This all started on friday when trump said that nfl team owners should fire any son of a b who doesnt stand for the National Anthem. Check out what one sports icon had to stay about trumps statement. Excuse me, mr. President. But i literally am a son of a a b. [ light laughter ] and theres no rule against peaceful protest, just like theres no rule against dogs playing basketball. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy thats air bud steve air bud. Yeah. Jimmy and after trump disinvited the Golden State Warriors from the white house, lebron james called the president a bum and said visiting the white house was an honor until trump showed up. [ audience oohs ] trump was like, does our healthcare bill cover burns . [ laughter and applause ] you burned me but in fun football news, i saw that someone decided to run on the field during the kent state louisville game on saturday. Take a look and listen to the commentators, here. I like his pad level, james. He might do it look, hes gonna do it oh my goodness, buddy do it, do it, do it touchdown [ applause ] oh, man. Hes my favorite squirrel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the crazy thing . Even that squirrel turned down an invitation to the white house. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, he wouldnt do it. Didnt feel like doing it. Its just been insane. Over the weekend trump was criticized by lebron james, steph curry, stevie wonder, jayz, and john legend. You know its 2017 when kylie jenner is pregnant and we dont even have time to talk about it. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, it came out that kylie jenner is expecting her first child. When asked about it, kris jenner said, im so excited about new spinoff i mean, addition to the family. [ applause ] very exciting. And get this. Theres growing speculation that Mark Zuckerberg will run for president. [ audience oohs ] hes already got a great slogan, vote for me or ill retag you in every photo youve ever untagged. [ laughter and applause ] okay, no problem. Send it right now. He already won, he won. Another big story today, Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison for his sexting scandal. Weiner can get out in eight months with good behavior. So hell be serving 21 months. [ laughter and applause ] and finally i read that Health Experts are warning that some bottles of 7up in mexico have tested positive for meth. [ audience oohs ] yep, meth and 7up, or as we call that, mountain dew. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. Hey, guys, before we get started, i want to take a a moment to send our thoughts to everyone in puerto rico. The entire island was devastated by Hurricane Maria last week. People still dont have power, clean water, or basic needs. They might not for months. Theyre not even able to get ahold of anyone to tell them theyre okay. Its a very bad situation. If youd like to donate to help our fellow citizens in puerto rico, please go to redcross. Org. Theres plenty of other organizations out there you can donate to as well. Were going to put some names up on our website. No amount is too little. Lets all try and help out any way we can. Please. Thanks. [ cheers and applause ] guys, its monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, kate winslet will be here. [ cheers and applause ] kate winslet. Kate and i are going to play the singing whisper challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah, shes really fun. Plus, this from this is us, Milo Ventimiglia will be stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] only milo jimmy its going were going to a fun this is us sketch tomorrow. Make sure you tune in for that. Its a good one. Then later this week jared leto and Harrison Ford will be here. Its a big week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight. Joining us is one of the biggest stars on the planet. Her acclaimed product line mdna skin is available in the u. S. Starting tomorrow. Madonna is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] we love madonna. Always love when madonna comes by. She gave me this skincare. I tried it. Mdna. Its like lotions and creams and serums and eye stuff and, yeah. I dont yeah. [ light laughter ] steve you know, that. Jimmy madonna she wants to give me a facial on the show. [ light laughter ] tonight. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. Im going to do it. But then [ cheers ] yeah. Then we have Camila Cabello on the show tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy camila this is fantastic. I saw her rehearse today. She has a new song called havana. It is unbelievable. Were going to talk to her as well for the first time. Im psyched that shes here. Its going to be fun. Guys, we also have a very big announcement to make. All next week, october second through the sixth is going to be miley cyrus week on the tonight show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley is going to be here all week. She has a new album out called younger now. Shell be doing special performances every single night. Were going to be talking to her. We have some fun bits planned, some games, some prizes i dont want to talk about. We have amazing guests, adam sandler, dustin hoffman. [ cheers and applause ] the cast of riverdale, and Hillary Rodham clinton. I cannot wait. Miley week. Miley cyrus, baby. Its going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] set your dvrs. Set your set your set your tivos, set your rokus. [ light laughter ] steve you love your roku. Jimmy your ranger hulus. And get it all ready to go. Steve get it ready to roll. Jimmy yeah. Guys, i like to think im a a pretty easygoing guy, but theres one that that really gets my goat. And thats bad music. Steve ooh. Jimmy no one should have to listen to bad tunes. So as a service to you guys, im about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in my segment i call my do not play list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs jimmy now, here we go. Now these i want you all to know that every artist and song im about to play you is 100 real. These are actual bands and actual songs. You can download them on itunes or amazon, or see if your local music store has them. They are real. Questlove, i know you say theyre not, but they are real songs. [ laughter ] questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy i dont make them up, the writers dont do it. Questlove i dont believe you, man. Jimmy these are real stuff and you can download it. Our first one here is from an artist called el el chombo. Do you know him . Questlove oh. Nah. Jimmy you guys know him . Steve no. Jimmy el chombo. This is real. Yeah. This is el chombo here. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] thats el chombo . Jimmy hes throwing a deuce right there, yeah. Lets take a listen to this is charrcon. [ cheers ] chacarron chacarron chacarron chacarron [ mumbling nonsense ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop it. Stop. [ cheers and applause ] you guys know el chombo. Steve oh, el chombo. Jimmy you know el chombo . [ cheers ] maybe its like eating a hot pocket. Steve burning your mouth. Jimmy he just bit into a a hot pocket. Uhuh uhuh uhuh. Steve were recording we paid for this recording time, we cant stop jimmy uh huh uh huh huh. [ light laughter ] now, this next song is from a a rapper called rev rap and the album is called rappin for jesus. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy rev rap. Steve rev rap. Jimmy now, lets listen to i need a hug. I need a hug [ laughter ] i need a hug i need a hug give it up now give it up i need a hug come on come on give it up i need a hug give it up now give it up jimmy okay, yeah, thats all they say. Were good, were good, were good. Yeah. All right, thank you. [ laughter ] i remember that from the bible. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] give it up now, give it up now, give it up now, i need a a hug. Steve uh jimmy that was from a late night text from paul to the corinthians. [ laughter ] i need a hug, give it up now. Steve give it up. You up . Jimmy the next one is you up . Is the follow up song, yeah. [ light laughter ] next up is a scottish singer that ive never heard of called ivor cutler. A flat man is the name of his album. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. There he is here. Now, the song [ light laughter ] steve whats that logo . Jimmy whats that . Steve the logo. Jimmy the logo [ laughter ] questlove what is that . Steve people are its because hes flat. Theyre walking on him . Hes like a sidewalk . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve flat man. Jimmy its yeah. Anyways, i think he might have probably drawn that himself. Steve really . [ light laughter ] jimmy the song that seems most promising on here is called jam. Steve okay. Jimmy i like to jam out. Steve Everybody Loves jamming. Jimmy all right, here you go, man. So lets jam out. Take a listen to jam. Jam. [ light laughter ] whats your favorite jam [ laughter ] traffic jam traffic jam whats wrong with raspberry [ laughter ] whats wrong with plum hows about a blob of elderberry or jimmy all right. Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. [ applause ] its about jams and jelly. Steve yeah, you. Jimmy thats not me, dude. [ talking over each other ] whats your favorite jam [ light laughter ] jimmy i like it, i mean but i dont like it, no. Steve he wasnt flat. I thought he was going to be singing flat. Hes not. Jimmy hows hows about a blob of elderberry on a scone steve thats actually quite nice. Jimmy yeah. Were down to the last song here. Steve aw. [ audience aws ] jimmy yeah, im sorry. This ones the last one. This guy is named frederick bar. You know him . [ light laughter ] steve thats icet. Jimmy what . Steve it looks like jimmy thats not icet, dude. [ laughter ] that is frederick bar. Steve frederick bar. E jimmy i see with like a wide angle lens or something. Thats not icet. But the name of the song is called 2 hot dog, 1 water. [ laughter ] steve oh, i love it. Jimmy i think i have a a pretty good idea what this song is about. [ light laughter ] but lets take a listen. 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water [ cheers ] 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water jimmy everybody all right, thats pretty good right there. I kind of like it. Thats actually not bad. Thats all the time we have for do not play. [ cheers and applause ] if you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next do not play list, i want to see it. Send your suggestions to our blog at donotplay tonightshow. Com. Stick around. Well be right back with madonna, everybody [ cheers and applause ] 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water 2 hot dog 1 water [ cheers and applause ] welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a multiple grammy award winner who has sold 300 million records, and out grossed every other female solo touring artist in music history. [ cheers and applause ] starting tomorrow, her skincare line mdna will be available in the u. S. At mdnaskin. Com as well as barneys. Com. Please welcome back to our show, madonna [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the one. Thats the love right there. The one and only, the one and only, the coolest kid in school, madonna. Welcome back to the show. Thank you, you brought [ cheers and applause ] thanks for having me. Jimmy im so happy that you are here, and i see youre doing hamlet. Youre doing hamlet on broadway no, i brought this i brought this relic from lisboa. Im living in lisbon now. [ cheers and applause ] p yeah . Jimmy yeah. You we live such different lives. Its so fantastic. [ laughter ] thats why i love jimmy. Jimmy, weve always lived different lives. Jimmy i know we have. Do you remember do you remember the last time you were here, you graced us with your presence. I was very excited that you were here. It was the last time that president obama visited our show. Oh god, that was one of the most unforgettable moments of my life. Im still having erotic dreams about it. [ laughter ]. I am. Im sorry. Jimmy no. You werent no, thats not the true. No it is the it is the true. [ laughter ] its the truth. Jimmy well maybe it is. I dont know, but i do remember i introduced you guys. You did. You are the one. Jimmy yeah. I always wanted to meet him, and you did it. Jimmy i said it was so cool because i go i was with the president. I said, come on over here and i go. Id like to introduce you to madonna, and there you were. You were kind of like shy and you were in the you were just seeming like sexy, and cool, and like hi, like whats up . And he just he was all business. He was like, hello, how are you . Nice to see ya, how you doing . Great. No, no. He was not. He was giving me a little bit of a little. Jimmy he was not. No way man. [ laughter ]. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Jimmy but i remember the best thing was the best thing was you go, mr. President , its an honor to meet you, and you go, you know that youre the only reason why im doing this show . [ laughter ] and i go, i can hear you. Im right next to you. I can hear what youre saying, and i [ laughter ] i just wanted to make him feel good. [ laughter ] hey, good segue here. Speaking of enjoying, im enjoying your skin care line. Yes. Jimmy you sent this to me ages ago. Jimmy yes. And have you ever, ever used it . Jimmy heler. I mean [ laughter ] i used to look like this. Now i look like this. [ cheers and applause ] no, youve sent me everything. You sent me the rose mist, which ive never had a rose mist. Doesnt it smell amazing . Jimmy its the best thing. Have you ever used a rose mist . I didnt even know that i might my life would need one. Youre about to use the rose mist. Jimmy and you go, i feel like refreshed, and i feel calm, and its the best thing ever. You sent me serum, face serum. Jimmy face serum. I call them serum, but yes serum is i guess the right pronunciation. Yes. Jimmy you sent me oh here it is right here. I got some eye masks. Should i move the skull. Jimmy you can move yeah, it looks good, but yeah, but this the line. It looks good. I will say it smells great too. Its like an orange fresh citrus thing besides the rose. The rose is that thing. But then the eye mask ive used because i have a puffy face. I have a puffy face. Jimmy ive used it all over my body. You can. Jimmy i slept in eye masks, and ive lost five pounds. [ laughter ] you can. Jimmy it depuffed my body. Well, i sleep on my face all the time so i tend to wake up with very puffy eyes. Jimmy oh really, and whats your secret . The eye patch . So, i take the eye masks out of the freezer where i keep them and i just yeah, and you put that cool little thing under your eyes, and it just melts down your face. Jimmy it feels good, yeah. And then the extra serum thats in the foil, i just rub it on my knees and my elbows. [ light laughter ] jimmy why now for a skin care line for you . People probably begging you to do because i didnt come here as a pop icon goddess. I came here as a [ cheers and applause ] great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did not come here as that, no. I came here as an aesthetician. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Yeah. To rewrite the declaration of skin dependence. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Come on. Can i have a drum roll . Thank you. Jimmy thank you. Thank you for skin dependence. And we do not discriminate with this skin care line. Jimmy anyone can use it. Its for everyone, all people. Im going to bring humanity together with mdna skin. Jimmy mdna. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i said it. Jimmy explain, because i received this can i give you a little bit of a facial . Like were not [ cheers ] jimmy alright, the plan is, because i didnt understand. Well start off here. Well go to commercial, and well come back here and well okay, its a chrome clay mask. Jimmy chrome clay, but isnt like magnets involved or something . Yes. This is a magnet that takes it off, but youre getting ahead of me. Jimmy i know. Sorry. I need to put it on. Wait, wheres the wand. Oh, here it is. Jimmy okay. All right. Jimmy and i just relax. Well, yeah. Can you relax . Jimmy yeah. This is me relaxed. [ laughter ] can i just get up. Jimmy relaxing jazz. Can i have something . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, do you want that or do you want spa music . No. Jimmy no, this a good jazz. Oh yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ]. Wow. All right. Wait. Jimmy youre not drawing something offensive, are you . No. Unless you find my initial offensive. Jimmy no i love your initial. 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Jimmy when i got this box from you, i didnt quite understand. I thought this was the whole thing and i didnt put any i didnt put any clay mask on. But then i saw because i was just rubbing that on my face not knowing. [ light laughter ] and i was telling my wife i go, oh my gosh. This is unbelievable. This is so great. And shes like, let me try it. And then she was like, i guess i feel something. But it turns out you need to do this first and then youll feel something. So i was were totally acting. It turns out theres a a product involved. Jimmy i know. But explain this thing. Can i do it . Can i remove it . Jimmy yeah. I dont know. I kind of want to keep it on my face though. But, yeah. You can. Jimmy no, here we go. All right, so what now what do you do . I just want to take this condom part and [ laughter ] i just going to make sure that jimmy yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] this this is the most amazing thing. It removes the clay mask and leaves nothing behind but the hyluronic acid. And your skin will be glowing. Okay . Its going to blow you away. Do you want me to remove it . Jimmy please blow me away. Do you guys [ cheers and applause ] okay. Can i have some of that wonderful luscious music . [ cheers ] [ laughter ] whoa. Wow. Jimmy ah im just kidding. I was joking. [ laughter ] did i get you . Im sorry. Im sorry. Stop it. Jimmy sorry is it coming off . Is it dry . Is it working . Yes, its working, shush. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its working. There we are people. Jimmy wow. It looks great. [ cheers and applause ] wait, wait, wait. Voila [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are fantastic. Wait. No wait. Turn your face to the side. And then you just rub in the leftover serum. Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] look at that. Look at your skin. Its glowing. Jimmy yeah. I mean look at how much look like a baby on this side. And a 50yearold man on this side. [ laughter ] and then look, heres the best part. Jimmy off the condom comes right off. There you go. In the garbage. In the garbage. Where is the garbage . Jimmy i have it right here. I can take it. Im putting this on ebay. Please. Are you kidding me . [ laughter ] i want to congratulations on this. And i want to play a game with you while youre here. Do you mind . Oh, i love playing games. In fact, im so enjoying you interviewing me do such a a good job interviewing me. Jimmy thank you. But theres always a but. Jimmy yeah. I want to interview me. Jimmy oh i i think i know what youre talking about. And i have a way to make that happen. Its time for lip flip. Lip flip when you flip your lip its a lip flip yeah jimmy hello. [ laughter ]. Im madonna and im british. Where should we start . Lets start at the very beginning im from michigan. This is how people from michigan talk. [ laughter ] im so happy to be here. Jimmy, thank you so much. Ha ha ha ha ha [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] uh, look at me. Im jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] im from brooklyn. I like pizza. I stuff my face with it every day, all day long. And i love it. And i love to talk to my dog. And my dogs name is juan. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my god, did you guys see the eclipse . [ laughter ] did you see the eclipse . Oh my god i was watching it. I was like, oh my god [ laughter ] look at the sun look at the sun look at the oh my god, you guys. I was like, look at the sun. The moon is covering the sun i couldnt believe it [ laughter ] i couldnt believe it [ laughter ] so, yes. [ laughter ] it was it was quite a a profound experience for me as well. The eclipse. I dont think you understand how profound the experience was. I need to share it with you in a different sort of way. Shot to the heart and youre to blame you give solar eclipses a bad name [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i do love your impressions. I do love them. Can you do can you do Kim Kardashian maybe . Kim kardashian entering a a party . Hi. [ laughter ] hi. Jimmy can you do Kim Kardashian leaving a party . Bye. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy james. What . Jimmy now the time has come that we must give people what they want. Give me a beat and ill break them off a little run dmc. [ laughter ] lets get serious, man. Jimmy just get serious damn it guys get serious. Jimmy here we go. Give me a beat. [ laughter ] now peter piper picked peppers run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down thats his hard time jack be nimble what nimble and he was quick but jam master cut faster jacks on day what [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all the time we have for lip flip. Thats madonna right there. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Camila Cabello, everybody [ cheers and applause ] we are not here to sit idly by. We are here. To leave a mark. Experience a shift in the natural order. Experience amazing. Posting hashtag yeehaw. Hashtag i have no signal and i still cant post out here. Woah look out, coming through. Hey thomas. Howdy there joy. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely Camila Cabello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy camila. Hi, guys. Hi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so happy to talk to you. Because im so excited. Jimmy youve been on the show before. You sing, but we never had a a talk. In a sitdown talk. Hi, nice to meet you. Camile. Jimmy hi. Jimmy. Nice to meet you camila. Congrats on the new single right here. Thank you. Jimmy you just look gorgeous on the cover, but also thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous in real life too. Thank you. Jimmy lets talk about, when you first started to perform. Do you remember your first performance . My first performance. I remember i was in fifth grade and i auditioned for the Little Mermaid in school. Jimmy okay. Anybody ever heard of it . Jimmy yeah, of course. [ cheers and applause ] and i auditioned for the Little Mermaid. And basically we had to audition as part of the grade. Because when i was younger, i actually i was very shy. Like, i didnt even sing in front of my family. I didnt want to you know, i didnt want to do any of that. But i had music class. And so as part of the grade, you had to audition. And so i auditioned, gave it my all and i got shark number two. [ light laughter ] jimmy shark number two. Not even shark number one. Not even number one. Jimmy i dont even remember shark number one. Shark number two is the star. And so i know. And so then i go to do the thing and i even, like i came out at the wrong time. Like eric and ariel were, like, giving each other the little the little kiss and i came out at the wrong time. And i just hear everybody going, no. Stop. Go back. Go back. Jimmy shark number two, not yet. Oops. But of course my family was super proud of me. Theyre like, yeah, thats my shark number two that messed up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats our girl. Thats our girl. Explain, this is a halloween photo. Oh yeah. Halloween is coming up. Jimmy yes, it is. But explain this oh yeah. This photo. Jimmy so this is at so this is taylor swift as deadpool, right . Yep. Killin it. Just killin it. Jimmy and these are just people being like, what . Like sexy cowboy. Just left to right. Just like models. Jimmy sexy cat. And then and so i just i always jimmy but then heres you. Yep. [ laughter ] yep. Jimmy what were you . I was basically a fat grandma that couldnt find her cat because she sat on it. [ laughter ] and i made it myself. One of these things is not like the other jimmy that is fantastic. And so i got the stuffed animal and my mom helped me tape it to my butt. Jimmy when you were doing this, did you leave it on for the whole party . Actually i didnt. Because so basically i walk in and it was like gigi hadid, martha hunt, like these like models and i just walk in like jimmy i sat on a cat. I sat on a cat. Yeah. And so then this like really these two like attractive guys come in. And so i just went to the bathroom and i had this, like, black turtle neck and pants under it. And i just, like, went to the bathroom and i just like, took it off. Then i came back, and i was like, it was really hot. Jimmy im a half mime. Yeah. Hi guys. Thats my outfit. This is my outfit now. But i have to be a fat grandma because i really wanted to be, salmon nigiri, and i couldnt find that costume. You know they make salmon nigiri costumes . Jimmy what is salmon nigiri . Its like the sushi. Like the salmon and the rice. Jimmy oh salmon nigiri. Oh, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i thought it was like a show on disney. I go, wait a minute. Salmon nigiri, ive heard of it. Yeah. No. I meant salmon nigiri. Jimmy yeah. Oh, yeah. So yeah. Thats what i thats what i did. Jimmy so that could be a a costume this year . I could be or tamago. Jimmy yeah. How is a what is tamago . Tamago is the egg. The omelet the egg with the rice. Youre not a big sushi fan are you jimmy . Jimmy i am, but ive never heard what kind of sushi do you have . Jimmy california roll. [ laughter ] im sorry. Im going to start crying. Shrimp tempura. [ light laughter ] jimmy how is how is your grandma, by the way . Because i know, shes a big supporter. Shes great. Shes probably watching right now. Hi mami. Hi. [ cheers ] jimmy hi mom. Hi grandma. Shes great. And she is going to be so excited about this performance. Because obviously, you know, she loves this song. My moms side of the family is cuban. I was born in cuba and my dad is mexican. Woo. Any latinos in the house . Jimmy yeah, we have latinos in the house. [ cheers ] yeah, of course. Yeah. And so yeah, so this song was really special to play for her, because, you know, it had such a big part of her culture. And for me to kind of integrate it with, you know, the current things that i listen to was really cool. I remember i played it for her. My mom had my grandma has this really, like, visceral way of listening to music. Like, shes you know, shes, like, a cuban lady. She feels it she feels it with her whole body. And i played her havana and then there was this part where the beat drops. And she was like, ay dios [ laughter ] jimmy ay dios . Thats exactly yeah. You should just start saying that now. Jimmy ay, dios yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is grandma on twitter . Dude, oh my god. [ laughter ] she got a twitter and she basically you know she streams the song all the time. Like literally i just look at her laptop and the song is on constant play to the point where well be like having a a conversation and i hear like havana like super quietly. Jimmy grandma, are you streaming the song again . Yeah. Jimmy and shes doing it because she wants you to go up this year. Yes, shes just shes super supportive. And you know, her getting a a twitter is a it gives me complicated emotions, because sometimes like one day she accidentally tweeted my moms phone number. I dont know how. Jimmy oh my god. 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[ cheers and applause ] havana ooh nana aye half of my heart is in havana ooh nana aye aye he took me back to east atlanta nana all of my heart is in havana aye theres something about his manners uh huh yeah aye uh he didnt walk up with that how you doing uh when he came in the room he said theres a lot of girls i can do with uh but i cant without you i knew him forever in a minute hey that summer night in june and papa says he got malo in him he got me feeling like ooh oooh ooh i knew it when i met him i loved him when i left him got me feeling like ooh ooh ooh and then i had to tell him i had to go oh na na na na na havana ooh nana ayy ayy half of my heart is in havana ooh na na ayy ayy he took me back to east atlanta na na na uh huh all of my heart is in havana my heart is in havana knew it was there when i read the sign welcome to la yuma knew it was him when he hugged from behind it gets me every time hes put in work, but hes in the streets he said girl can you ride this is the part that my daddy told me he got me feeling like ooh oooh ooh i knew it when i met him i loved him when i left him got me feeling like ooh ooh ooh and then i had to tell him i had to go oh na na na na na havana ooh nana ayy ayy half of my heart is in havana ooh na na ayy ayy he took me back to east atlanta na na na uh huh all of my heart is in havana my heart is in havana take me back to my havana i left my heart in havana ooh nana yeah, he took me back to east atlanta. My heart is in havana my heart is in havana havana havana oh no yeah oh no no havana ooh nana na [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness come on. Oh fantastic. Camila cabello right there, everybody [ cheers and applause ] havana is out now. Well be right back, everybody. Whoa, its so good. [ cheers and applause ] at Stanford Health care, we can now use a blood sample to detect lung cancer. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for asthma. And if we can stop seizures in epilepsy patients with a small pacemaker for the brain, imagine what we can do for multiple sclerosis, even migraines. If we can use patients genes to predict Heart Disease in their families, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to madonna. [ cheers ] Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause ] thats how you do it right there. Oh, my gosh. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. 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