Featuring nicki minaj, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 737, austin, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. This is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] a beautiful, goodlooking hot crowd here tonight here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. Heres what people are talking about. I saw this morning, President Trump tweeted that his border wall is going to be built out of old fences. [ laughter ] which explains why today millions of americans walked out of their homes and said, where the hells my fence . [ laughter and applause ] im building a chain link fence. Trump also went on twitter to criticize hillarys new book. So she responded by saying shed send him a copy of her Childrens Book instead. [ laughter ] trump was like, got anything shorter . [ laughter and applause ] ill take the book. Ill take the kids book. Meanwhile, ivanka trump said that she doesnt speak out against her dad publicly because when youre part of a a team, youre part of a team. I think what she meant to say was, when youre part of a a will, youre part of a will. [ laughter ] i mean, its just common sense. [ applause ] steve you got to think about it. This is big though, after meeting with democratic leaders, it seems like trump changed his mind on daca. Democrats were like, yeah, we told him it stood for for doughnuts across america. So he was like [ laughter and applause ] oh, i love doughnuts. Everyone is talking about daca. A couple weeks ago, trump said that he was ending it. Now he seems like hes working with democrats to replace it. Nobody knows whats going to happen. And obviously a lot of immigrants are concerned. So here to talk to us a little more about the issue is tonight show correspondent julio torres. [ cheers and applause ] hi, hi, hi. Hello, jimmy. Hi. [ light laughter ] jimmy hi, julio. So, why dont you tell us a a little bit about yourself. Sure. My name is julio. I was born and raised as a a brunette. [ laughter ] im from el salvador. I live in brooklyn. Im an aquarius and my favorite color is clear. [ laughter ] jimmy great, great. And we just want to confirm that youre a reallive person. Youre not some funny weird character that we made up. No, yes, correct, i am real. But i am not an american, though im very, very fond of this country. I grew up in el salvador watching a lot of american tv. Thats part of the reason why im fluent in english now. Like so many little gay boys in el salvador, i could only dream of maybe, just maybe, meeting ally mcbeal one day. [ laughter ] jimmy i hope you do. Ive met her. Shes great. Well, i havent. Jimmy yeah. But i came from a tiny, tiny Central American country and look at me now. Im part of the, como se dice [ laughter ] liberal media elite. Jimmy yeah, good. [ laughter ] julio, what do you think of the notions that Illegal Immigrants steal jobs from American Workers . Well, im a standup comedian but not just any kind. Im the sort of a queer multimedia kind. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] the other day i was covered completely in glitter holding a a little crystal pyramid wondering how to incorporate it into my act, and i thought, oh, im sorry, is this one of the many good jobs im stealing from hardworking americans . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy uhhuh. Thats interesting. Am i supposed to be viewed as a threat somehow . Look, im not here because of daca. My path was different. I am here under a visa that claims that i am an alien of extraordinary ability. Pause for laughter or applause. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. I think this will all work out, but its just frustrating that we keep having these conversations, immigrant or dreamer or illegal. These are broad labels composed of very real, unique people with their own hopes and dreams. Today, im a legal little space twink but tomorrow [ laughter ] i could be just another bad hombre on my way out. [ laughter ] trump keeps changing his mind on this, and i get it. We all have a little angel on one shoulder and a cabinet full of racist devils on another. [ laughter and applause ] you know, the only person i connect with in this administration is melania. Because just like me, shes foreign, shes a beautiful ice princess. [ laughter ] and we both scan the room for the nearest exit whenever we read to children. [ laughter ] look, look, i really want to stay in america, but if this doesnt work out, i guess ill just marry a billionaire and become first lady. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy julio torres, everyone. Julio, thank you, buddy. Julio, thank you for being here. Guys, this was going viral. Yesterday, trump wore a blue jacket with black pants to a a meeting on race relations. Take a look at this. This is very yeah. [ laughter ] trump was like, i told you, i dont see color. [ laughter and applause ] so people are still talking about this ted cruz scandal where his twitter account liked a pornographic video. [ laughter ] and hes been blaming his staff for the incident, and i think that theyre getting a little fed up with it. You can kind of hear them in the background during this interview. Listen close. Your twitter handle liked a a post that was clearly porn. What happened . Look, it was we had a a staffer who accidentally hit the wrong button. No. That was you. [ laughter ] and it was a screwup. You screwed yourself. As soon as we found out about it, we pulled it down. Oh, you pulled it all right. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. You see what im saying . That was. No, yeah. [ applause ] thats steve cruz. Jimmy hey, target announced that it will hire 100,000 seasonal employees during the holidays. Ten of them will be on the register, the rest will Wander Around saying, i dont work in this department. [ laughter and applause ] i just need who does . Theyre in the other department. And finally, i read about a a brother and sister in michigan who reunited after 50 years apart. [ audience aws ] unfortunately, it was on tinder. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a huge show tonight. Thank you, roots. Thank you, higgins. How you doin, man . Steve hows it going . Jimmy how was your break . Steve my break. Jimmy anyway, we got a a great show tonight. From the new movie stronger, Jake Gyllenhaal is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] love that dude. Jimmy hes a stud hes a movie star. We love that guy. Ive always felt connected with jake like were on the same wavelength so were putting that to the test tonight. Jake and i are going to have a a brainstorm. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to share one brain. Also, were honored to have her. Dr. Jane goodall is dropping in tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the one and only. And we got great music tonight. You guys ready for this . [ cheers and applause ] yo gotti featuring nicki minaj tonight. [ cheers and applause ] rake it up. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we will ask you guys to respond to that topic and since tons of College Students are getting to know their new roommates this week, i sent out a hashtag called myweirdroommate. [ laughter ] all of us have had a weird roommate at one point. I asked you guys to send us a a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about your roommates. We got a huge response. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you [ cheers and applause ] thank you for getting involved. Now i thought id share some of my favorite myweirdroommate stories from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from chrislilli. He says, i used to live with a a guy who would put ketchup straight onto our glass coffee table to dip french fries in so he could avoid cleaning a a dish. [ audience ews ] steve ah [ applause ] wow. This one is from mellynn. She says, my roommate used to knock on my bedroom door in the middle of the night and when i opened it, she would say, just checking. [ laughter and applause ] okay. Just terrified. Okay. [ laughter ] this one is from wyou knowyyit. [ laughter ] steve how many ys . I think its five ys. Steve wh jimmy wyyyyyit. Wyou knowyyit. Steve wyou knowyit. Jimmy she says, i wanted to get out of my apartment asap. I saw an ad that said looking for a clean, quiet roommate. I called the number. It was my roommate. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience oohs ] steve do you like pina coladas . Jimmy this next ones from mahools. Steve oh, mahools. Jimmy she said you know mahools . Steve oh, mahools, i love mahools. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not the nonalcoholic beverage that you drink. Steve oh, its not . Jimmy that is odouls. Steve oh, that is odouls. Jimmy yeah. Steve okay, im sorry, i love odouls. Jimmy mahools is a a nonalcoholic bar. Steve nonalcoholic jimmy the whole bar, nonalcoholic. Thats actually a play land. Its gymboree steve its a gymboree. Jimmy gymboree for children. Yeah, its not even for adults its for children. Steve the ball pit. Jimmy its a trampoline park. Steve yeah. Jimmy i dont want to get into it. [ light laughter ] steve lot of lawsuits. Jimmy lot of lawsuits. Because theres no license. Steve no, zero licenses. It is filthy. Jimmy actually, it is a a bar. Its a trampoline bar. [ laughter ] anyways. Anyways steve wait, its a a trampoline bar . Jimmy yes, and theres a a 6foot pool in there, as well. [ laughter ] you can trampoline into the pool and drink. Steve yeah. Jimmy its awful. They should close it down. Ive been saying, please close mahools. [ laughter ] ive always said that. Steve oh, youve always said that. You have that tattoo. Jimmy this is i do. [ laughter ] i never get to see it. Steve no, you cant see it. Jimmy thats the only thats its problem. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats why i cant sleep at night. Steve because you jimmy i cant see most of my tattoos. Steve did you get one . You should get a mirror thats a double mirror so you can see yourself in the mirror backwards so you can read your tattoos. You know what im saying . Jimmy yeah, i think. But im a vampire so i cant even i dont have a reflection. Steve oh, i forgot. [ laughter ] i forgot. Jimmy i dont have a a reflection. You dont understand my life steve youre count dracula junior. Jimmy you dont even understand what my life is like. [ laughter and applause ] you dont understand what my life is like. Vampire with tattoos. [ laughter ] all right. This is from mahools. [ laughter ] she says, my roommate would number her kraft singles with a a sharpie so shed know if we took one. Oh, god steve oh [ audience ews ] [ applause ] im missing singles 7 through 10. [ laughter ] steve did anybody eat those . Jimmy anyone hungry . [ light laughter ] thats what i thought. [ laughter ] steve were going jimmy someones eating my cheese. [ laughter ] steve were going to mahools. Jimmy we are going to mahools. Meet me there if you want to. [ laughter ] but thats my last name. Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, can you get us in . No coverage charge . Steve for three kraft singles. [ laughter ] jimmy because were three crafty singles. [ laughter ] and a little cheesy. [ laughter and applause ] all right. Lets just go. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] oh, his tattoo is acting up. Walking across the stage. Waving goodbye. Oh, my gosh. Youre taping this whole episode. Jimmy no, this is [ laughter ] alexa, record. Alexa, record the to [ laughter ] uh it wasnt alexa. Its failed tape. Hey, this next one. Steve who is it from . Jimmy this is from paisleee. Steve oh, i love her. [ laughter ] jimmy she says, there was a fire in our building at 4 00 a. M. Smoke filled the halls but my roommate stopped to curl her hair in case a fireman saw her. [ laughter and applause ] all right. Are you november . [ light laughter ] fireman calendar. Okay. [ light laughter ] steve thank you. Jimmy thank you. Fireman calendar reference, right . Classic bit. Steve november. Jimmy jimmy names the fireman calendars. [ laughter ] steve you see on calendars. Jimmy mr. November. Thats what im saying. This ones from brianricci. He says, every time my roommate laughs at something on tv, he looks at me to see if im laughing, too. [ laughter and applause ] i get it. Do you get it . No, i dont get it either. Steve i dont get it. Do you think its funny . Jimmy this last one is from mmmargolies. [ laughter ] m. M. Steve m. M. Jimmy m. M. Margolies steve m m. [ light laughter ] jimmy mahna mahna. [ laughter ] steve margolies. Jimmy mahna mahna. Steve margolies, too. Jimmy mahna mahna. Margolies, margolies margolies, margolies margols [ laughter ] jimmy last ones from mmmargolies. He says, once i couldnt figure out why all my underwear was missing. I asked my roommate. He pulled down his pants and said, looking for these . [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Jake Gyllenhaal. [ cheers and applause ] what would you do if you had even more time to explore . Book your next stay through the fine hotels and resorts program and enjoy a world of benefits with the platinum card. Open up the world with platinum. Backed by the service and security of american express. 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Ah the moon belongs to everyone the best things in life theyre free stars belong to everyone they cling there for you and for me flowers in spring the robins that sing the sunbeams that shine theyre yours and their mine love can come to everyone the best things in life theyre free [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Awardnominated actor who stars in the new movie stronger, which is in theaters everywhere september 22nd. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jake Gyllenhaal [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jake, youre stud. You look great, buddy. Thank you for coming back to the show. I love having you on the show. Thank you, man. Jimmy i want to have you here all the time. Im here im here all the time. Jimmy no, but i want to have you on the show any time that you want and you know this, you can come on the show. Thats really nice. Thats a big thats a big thing. [ laughter ] ive been begging for jimmy i think youre dodging the answer. Thats what im saying. You can come on any time you want. Thanks. Jimmy that is a big thing. [ laughter ] buddy, i we were talking backstage, and not like i could ever give you advice. But youre telling me youre producing, you produced this movie yeah. Jimmy which good for you on this. But acting, producing, its so much work. Its so great. Jimmy i dont know, man, too much work. Yeah, youre in all the discussions. You get to talk to the director more. You get to talk with everybody. Its so great. Its so fun. Jimmy i know, but i dont know. For me, its too much work. Oh, yeah, well jimmy this is too much work. [ laughter ] but but, but, i mean. Is that why you want me to come on the show . Jimmy yeah, i want you to host. I want you to host the show. Yeah, no. Will you just come in and host for a month . Jimmy its Jake Gyllenhaal month on the tonight show. [ light laughter ] literally i would but you were telling me, we were talking about advice, and who gave you some great advice. I always like to hear this stuff. And you got advice from president obama. I did. I did. I got a jimmy tell the story. Even just the walking in, everything. I went on a tour of the white house. I was like, i was just i was in washington and i was like, i should go to the white house. And i had never been so, like, i asked if i could go on a tour and, like, i was there and i was super psyched. And then jimmy and then jumped the fence. Yeah. It was so easy to get in. [ laughter ] jimmy took a drone over there. Yeah, it was super easy. Yeah, just, like, knock on the door. And i was on the normal on the normal tour, and then someone just diverted me and they were like, somebody would like to talk to you. You know, i like, they diverted me into, what i guess i dont know where i was going and i was so confused. And i was in, like, i guess, right outside the oval office and it was like joe biden and Hillary Clinton were there and they were like, hello, jake. And i was like, am i in a a dream . [ laughter ] i was literally like, whats going on . And then and then they were like, we hear youre here and its nice to have you here at the white house. Blah, blah, blah. We were talking. Joe biden gave me a huge hug. Which was so awesome and super uncomfortable. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, it was really it was super cool. And then all of a sudden the door opened and there was president obama and he was like, jake. Jimmy what door opened . This sounds like a dream, doesnt it . Jimmy yeah, yeah, it sounds fake [ light laughter ] they were like, who everyone here has had this dream. Theyre like, i walked in the thing and all of a sudden theres Hillary Clinton. Jimmy wait, but did you open the oval office. No. Yeah, but they opened the door and he was like, jake, whats up . And then i was like jimmy he never said, jake, whats up. [ laughter ] yeah, there were like there were like, 40 people jimmy that sounds like the fresh prince of bel air opening. [ light laughter ] its like, youre just like, jake, whats up . No hes the president would never say. Yes, he did. He did, he did. Jimmy now, this is a story, i went to the white house, i went down the hall and the president was there. I said hey, jake. Oh, sorry, what . I forgot where i was. [ light laughter ] jimmy no problem. Sleeping during my bit. But the oval office. Id never been in there at all. I mean, there was a photo of me hanging there. No big deal. But anyway theres a theres a bust of you. Jimmy theres a bust of me in the oval office. The fallon bust. Jimmy but he opened the door and its probably one of those moving wall doors. Or is it a real door . I dont know, man. I wasnt paying attention. Jimmy all right, all right, sorry. Im sorry. I just want details. Yeah, no, like the rug it opened up like in a weird way and all of a sudden the president was there and i didnt know what to say. I couldnt really i couldnt really speak very well. I was just like jimmy did you sit down . No, i dont remember what i did. [ laughter ] i literally dont remember what i did. Jimmy but he talked to you and gave you advice . Yeah, he only thing i could remember really, very clearly from that, besides trying to act like a normal semblance of a human being was that he said to me, you have a a job and, you know, your jobs really important as a citizen of this country which is to, to a you know, inspire people and to bring them stories and to make them laugh. So you know, you dont do that that often with your movies, but he was like [ laughter ] you inspire people. Jimmy did you just say that to me . Were you looking at me when you said that . Yeah. No, no, no, no. [ laughter ] jimmy i made a lot of fun comedies. [ light laughter ] i love i love fever pitch. Jimmy you do love fever pitch. I love fever pitch. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And i never had felt that. I never felt like what i did was an was an important, good thing for the country. And he made me feel that way. And i think i think about that all the time whenever im, you know you know, thinking about a movie im going to do, i think about that, almost like a directive. And which, you know jimmy it is important. Yeah. Jimmy and this movie is a a fantastic story. Of course, about set in boston about the boston marathon. Yes. Jimmy and one person in particular. You want to talk about him . Yeah, i mean, its really not really about the marathon. Its about jeff bauman, who is an incredible guy. Who was standing there at the marathon, cheering on his girlfriend, erin hurley, and the bomb went off and he lost both of his legs in the explosion. And the story really starts there. And its about his journey to, you know, Getting Better and healing and getting stronger and learning how to walk again and its just an incredible story. Hes just an extraordinary guy and his story is an inspiration. [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy i mean, talk about that, its tough. He lost both legs . He lost both legs. Yeah. Jimmy and have you got to meet him and talk to him . Yeah, yeah, weve weve ive known him for a a couple years now. We worked for awhile on this movie. I spent a ton of time with him and his family and, you know, his friends and stuff. Jimmy yeah, yeah. And boston, you must have been i love boston. Yeah, no, ive never been to boston, but i hear [ laughter ] of course. Yeah. I spent tons of time in boston. Jimmy i love boston. We i did a movie called fever pitch what . [ light laughter ] jimmy we have something in common. I got to check that out. I got to check that out. Jimmy how did how did jeff feel about you playing him . Is that you know, i think he was okay with that. I think he had a couple other people on the list before. Like when i met him, he was like, hey, whats up . And i was like, hey. And he was like, youre not denzel washington, but thats cool. [ laughter ] and i was like jimmy you want denzel washington, to play you . I was like, yeah, i know im not. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And then he was like, and not Ryan Reynolds or Joseph Gordonlevitt or ryan gosling. But i was like, look, man, you got me jimmy yeah and thats how it is and were family now jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] my middle name is ryan. Yeah, exactly. Well, its kind of a its kind of amazing but jeff is here tonight. Yeah. Jimmy he came to the show. [ cheers and applause ] i love that hes here. Jeff, where are you . Hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Nice to meet you. You know denzel . You know denzel . Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I know denzel very well. Jimmy yeah, denzel, yeah. I want to show a clip of the film. Heres Jake Gyllenhaal as jeff in stronger. Take a look at this. You showed the world that they cant break us, no matter what the hell they do. You know, it gave me a little hope, made me feel a little better. And i just want to thank you for that, man. Thats all. Whats your name . My names larry. Can i shake your hand, larry . You want to shake my hand . Yeah. Its going to be all right. Im going to be okay, right . Youre gonna be okay. Yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats amazing. Thank you. Jimmy how do you think he did . He did okay. [ laughter ] jimmy i said how do you think he did and he goes, he did okay. Yeah. Jeff bauman right there. Jake gyllenhaal. [ cheers and applause ] stronger is in theaters september 22nd. Jake and i are having our brainstorm after the break. Come on back, everybody. He did okay, right . [ cheers and applause ] and see the smart new look of apt. 9. 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Its time for a brainstorm [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] white out. Jimmy what does mike pence say when he leaves a party . [ light laughter ] [ thunder clap ] young sheldon. Jimmy who does my mom think the most popular rapper is . [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] American Horror story. Jimmy describe the bathroom at chipotle. [ laughter ] [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] wax on, wax off. [ light laughter ] jimmy what does ted cruz do when he logs on to twitter . [ laughter ] [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] pork butt and snoop dogg. Jimmy name two things that smoke for 12 hours. [ light laughter ] [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] donnie darko. Jimmy what does trump say when he wants his butler to turn off the light . [ thunder clap ] [ applause ] janeane garofalo. Jimmy how does a starbucks barista spell Jake Gyllenhaal . [ laughter ] [ thunder clap ] steve this has been brainstorm. [ cheers and applause ] stronger hits theaters september 22nd. Well be right back with dr. Jane goodall. 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And shes also teaching her first ever jane goodall master class at masterclass. Com. Please welcome the one and only dr. Jane goodall. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much for being here. Were so happy youre here, but more than that, im honored that youre here. Welcome to the show. Well, thanks very much. And thanks for inviting me. Jimmy oh, please. You can come on whenever. You are the subject of this documentary, jane, just premiered at the toronto film festival. Is it is it weird for you to see a documentary about your life . Well, you know, there have been many. When it was first proposed, i thought, what, another documentary about the chimps back in the 60s . [ light laughter ] but i couldnt imagine that there could be anything new. But when i watched that, more than any other documentary ive seen, it took me absolutely back into those days. And theres footage that, kind of, disappeared and theres footage that hasnt been seen before taken by my thenhusband, Hugo Van Lawick and its really i mean, there i am, a young girl with these extraordinary chimpanzees, whom i got to know so well. Jimmy yeah. I mean, do do you remember, like, what when you were first when you first were there and you go, this is what i want to do. I know you had that since you were a little girl. But youre there, youre in tanzania and i got to spend some time at your research center. Yes. Jimmy and it is it is i mean, i was frightened when i met the chimps. Because i dont know i went up and they smell they have like a perfumey smell to them, dont you think . Well, its a to me, its a foresty smell. Jimmy really . Unlike the gorillas, who kind of stink like a sweaty person. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] the the chimpanzees arent like that. They have this jimmy its perfumey or something. Its pungent, its something. I remember going really hiking up this trail and we were hiking up a long hike, and i almost couldnt even do the hike. And by the time i got to the top, im i smell these chimpanzees and i see two of them and one of them starts going like [ mimicking chimpanzee ] screaming and i go [ mimicking chimpanzee ] oh, yeah, thats exactly what they did. [ laughter ] and i was like, he didnt hes not a fan of my movies. Thats what i immediately thought. [ laughter ] but the ground was kind of rumbling. If anyone lives in the city, its like the subway going rumbling. Anyone who lives in the jungle, its like a chimpanzee is it yelling . What do you call that . Panthoot. Jimmy panthoot. Yeah. Jimmy and its and what are they doing there . Just saying that theyre the alpha . Theyre just saying hello. Well, its theres different kinds of panthoots and probably the one you heard was to males greeting each other or jimmy yeah. It could be i dont know, i wasnt there. [ laughter ] jimmy what would have what should i have done, if anything, if they saw me or i didnt make eye contact. First of all, i was eating an apple before i went up. And the guy that was working there, the scientist that was there said, dont bring your apple. Because i was just going to toss it because, you know, its just an apple core. [ light laughter ] but hes like, what is like, what are you doing . What if a chimpanzee picks up an apple or maybe the apple becomes a tree . Im like johnny appleseed. [ light laughter ] im bringing apple trees to tanzania. Never happened. You know, chimpanzees will not eat anything they dont know. So if an infant, theyre the curious ones, i think they start new cultures. If an infant had gone up to sniff and try your apple core jimmy yeah. The mother would almost certainly have hit it away, thats not food. Jimmy and i would have been passed out. Laying on the ground going i was so scared. It was the most beautiful thing. And i and if any of you i want to bring i have two little girls now, this is since id been there. Theyre 4 and 2. But i dont if i think theyre too young to go there. Theyre too young. Jimmy yeah. But what would i what would you tell them if you could give them one word of advice . What do you tell the future generations . Well, thats why i started this program, roots shoots, which is encouraging, its inspiring young people. They get to choose projects to help people, to help animals, to help the environment. Jimmy yep. We dont tell them what to do. So they can, you know, whatever theyre passionate about. Someone to help dogs, someone to help street children. Its amazing how young people have different passions. Jimmy roots shoots. Roots shoots. Jimmy yeah, we worked with those guys. Rootsandshoots. Org. And its in 100 countries. And we have members from preschool through university. And its changing the world. These young people, when they understand the problems and you empower them to take action, then they are changing the world. And my goodness, dont we need to change the world . Jimmy yes. Yes, we do. [ cheers and applause ] i just love you. And then master class, explain this to me because ive not done master class. But im i want to do your master class. You teach a course, a program . Well, i thought i was going to have to sit down and write all these different classes and i dont have time. Jimmy yeah. But actually, i was interviewed. They said it would be two days, but we did it in one and a half because im known as onetake jane. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, you got it, yeah. Youre pretty good. Yeah, youre the best. So they they asked the questions and then they edited them, and i saw for the first time yesterday the the trailer. Jimmy yeah. And its what they have done is an amazing job. And its divided into janes advice about if you want to be a biologist or janes advice, how to behave in the forest or, you know, all these kind of things. How do you give a good lecture . Jimmy and how do you can everyone can the whole family do it . Yes, currently, theyve got work books so you can have a a family working with young children. And then theres three different levels, so University Students and high school. Jimmy wow, im going to do it. I cant wait. I want to talk about this chimp named wounda who obviously, it went viral online because its just explain what was going on with wounda. It still makes everybody cry. Jimmy it does, it made me cry. It made me cry too. I had we look after orphaned chimpanzees whose mothers were shot, mostly for the bush meat trade. Thats the commercial hunting of wild animals for food. And when she arrived at our sanctuary in the republic of congo, she was nearly dead. We have an amazing veterinarian, rebecca, who gave the first ever certainly in africa chimptochimp blood transfusion and gave her back her health. And so she was a candidate for release on to these big islands that the government gave us on this beautiful river. And i went with her to this release and i jimmy no one knows what a a chimp will do once you release it. No. And id not met to her before, but i talked to her on the boat, making this connection, trying to reassure her, you know. So what happened was, ill never get over it jimmy i i want to show everyone what happened. This is wounda meeting dr. Goodall. It was a very, very touching moment. One of the most Amazing Things thats ever happened to me. The warmth of her embrace is something i shall never forget. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was just amazing. Jane, since im basically, im a chimpanzee with a talk show and i can talk i will just ask, can i have a hug . You can have a hug. Jimmy i can have a im going to come around for this. I want a good one. [ cheers and applause ] i want a good i want a a wounda hug. Thank you so much. Dr. Jane goodall, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see jane in select cities october 20th and check out her master class. Well be right back with music from yo gotti featuring nicki minaj. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so, i was at mom and dads and found this. Cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . And this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahhh, your diary. Mom says its totally natural. 25 is nothing. Abracadabra, bro. The bank of america mobile banking app. The fast, secure and simple way to send money. Endless shrimp is back at red lobster. And we went all out to bring you even more incredible shrimp and new flavors. 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Come on. Thats how you do it. Thank you so much. Yo gotti nicki minaj [ cheers and applause ] rake it up is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] people love my breakfast burritos. And my french fries. Wait what if i put them together . a burrito stuffed with scrambled eggs, creamy guacamole, bacon and crispy french fries. Ill call it the california breakfast burrito boom. Someone got that, right . Scrambled eggs. Guacamole. Bacon. French fries. Youll call it the california breakfast burrito. Boom. Good work everyone. Another winner. Introducing my New California breakfast burrito. Only at jack in the box. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy birthday. Thank you. Jimmy my thanks to Jake Gyllenhaal, dr. Jane goodall, yo gotti [ cheers and applause ] nicki minaj. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Jennifer Lawrence star of outlander actress Caitriona Balfe founder and editorinchief of vox, ezra klein featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening everybody. Im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] ah, that is great. Absolutely great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. After President Trump reportedly struck a deal with Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi last night on daca, he tweeted this morning no deal was made last night on daca. Then he tweeted, does ady