Musical guest maren morris. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 736, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. Youre here. Youre [ cheers and applause ] you made it. So happy youre here. What a show we got for you guys tonight. But first, heres what people are talking about. Hillary clinton is out promoting her new book and in an interview this week, she said that if shed won the election, she would have been seen as a genius. [ laughter ] i dont know about that because trump did win the election and nobodys calling him a genius. No one. [ cheers and applause ] steve genius. Jimmy but listen to this. In her book, hillary said that she took a nap as the results were coming in on election night. [ light laughter ] and while she did that, bill gathered a months worth of clothes and got the hell out of there. This is going to be rough. [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, i saw that hillary is going on a Cross Country tour to promote the book. Then democrats said, oh, so now youll visit some swing states. Interesting. Really . Really, now, okay. [ applause ] hey, i saw that ted cruz is launching an investigation to figure out who was responsible for liking a porn video from his twitter account. [ laughter and applause ] he promised to get to the bottom of it, even if it means spending every night in his office on his computer alone. He doesnt [ laughter and applause ] door shut, sock on the doorknob. [ laughter ] all right, all right [ rim shot ] questlove sock. Jimmy it came out it came out that special counsel, robert mueller, has a letter that President Trump wrote with reasons why he was going to fire james comey. And you could tell trump wrote the letter because he turns all the ss into dollar signs and os [ laughter and applause ] and os into boobs. All right, there you go. Theyre eyeballs. [ laughter ] this week, the Prime Minister of malaysia visited the white house after spending a night in trumps d. C. Hotel. Check out what he said about staying there. Would you like to Say Something . Yes, i had a great time in the hotel last night. I rented the movie, trolls. My favorite was the one with orange skin and fluffy hair. It reminded me of you. Thank you. By the way, the porn charge on the room was not mine. Ted cruz came over. Jimmy ted cruz came over, he cant help himself. [ applause ] steve wow jimmy get to the bottom get an investigation going. Steve they got to get the bottom. Jimmy who brought him there . Yeah. Steve hillarys email. Jimmy hey, this isnt good. I heard about a guy in missouri who tried to propose to his girlfriend on a bridge, but ended up dropping the ring into the water. [ audience aws ] the guy was like, oh no, that was a 500 i mean, 5,000 ring. [ laughter and applause ] what am i going to do with all that money i lost on the five 50,000 ring i bought you . Did you guys see this . A video just posted of a giant python in new york in the new york city subway, wrapped around a handrail. Yeah. Passengers were like, ew, hes touching the handrail. I mean, thats so how gross that thing is. [ laughter and applause ] i thought this was nice. I read about a 99yearold man in nebraska who still works on his family farm. The man says he wants to retire, but he doesnt trust his lazy 80yearold son. Hes like, that kids a real slacker. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i read that Delta Airlines just paid a woman 4,000 to give up her seat on an overbooked flight. When asked what shell do with the money, the woman said, buy spirit airlines. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you roots. Thank you very much, everybody. We have a huge show tonight. From the new movie kingsman, the Golden Circle, Julianne Moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve cant wait. Jimmy yeah. Plus hes one of the breakout performers of 2017, his illuminate world tour continues this weekend in south america, shawn mendes is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] hes a talented guy. Talented guy. Also, were doing something very special tonight. Academy Award Winning writer and director spike jonze is going to create a live dance video here in our studio, and filmed, really, yeah. And its its from his show called changers, a dance story, which is running this week at la mama theater in new york, and its happening live on our show tonight. It wont look like its live, thats how amazing but you youre the audience. Youre here, i mean. [ cheers ] steve they can tell. Jimmy there really is an audience here. Steve were not lying. Jimmy i cant describe it. But now and then you guys glance up at the monitors and youll see what people at home are seeing because you really wont believe, weve been working real hard rehearsing for those guys today and its, honestly, i love the guy. Hes hes great, hes brilliant. Spike jonze will be here today. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy its so cool. Also, we have great, great music from the reining cma new artist of the year, maren morris is here [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] makes me want to screen grab jimmy now now, these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet or other places and then sent in to us. The first screen grab was sent in by lizzy nothumb in springfield, missouri. She was shopping on amazon for some back to school stuff for her kids, and found this right here. Teamook lunch bag, insulated lunchbox for kids. Lets take a look. Steve oh. [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy something something tells me dads packing the lunches. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Ryan Stillwell in leeheighten, pennsylvania. He was watching a Minor League Baseball game on tv and noticed this. Richie shaffer, last at bat, fell off a cliff. Well thats [ laughter ] you hate when that happens. Steve i hate that. Jimmy you just hate when that happens. Steve [ mimicks falling ] jimmy if you get they should rebuild that stadium. It really is too close to the edge. This next one was sent in by Angel Johnson in granite city, illinois. She was browsing through her cable tv for something to watch. Lets see what she found here. My husband is a wifes nightmare. [ applause ] my wife watches that show. Steve does she really . Jimmy this next screen grab was sent in by Kirsten Carlile in spokane, washington. She was doing some house hunting on zillow. Steve oh jimmy i love zillow. Yeah, so shes house hunting, looking for a house and she spotted this right here. Its a description then it says, what i love about my home . My mom is buried in the backyard. Its a sacred place. [ applause ] steve oh, wow. Jimmy and they got all new countertops too. Steve they got granite. Jimmy all new countertops oh, yeah, i forgot to mention, my moms buried in the backyard. Okay, psycho. [ laughter ] my dads stuffed in the freezer in the house. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. This next one was sent in by Lauren Greenwald in milford, connecticut. She was on facebook and spotted this. Launch trampoline park. Our saturday morning fitness class this weekend is cancelled. Sorry for any incontinence. Steve oh. [ applause ] jimmy sorry for any incontinence. Steve yeah, sorry. They had to cancel. Jimmy that will happen if you trampoline too much. This next one was sent in by marcy berigan in stoughton, wisconsin. She was doing a little shopping on craigslist and came across this. Free handmade cat toupees. [ laughter and applause ] ill take two. What . [ applause ] winter is coming. Right . Theyre eyeballs. Next one was sent in by kyle grant in archdale, north carolina. It is a news story that he noticed on his facebook feed. It says, uranus opens and closes daily to release solar winds. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] im not what are you cant even say anything. Jimmy i dont know. Steve come on jimmy im telling you, man. Steve that was the jimmy thats the headline. Steve oh, my god. Jimmy what are you talking about . Steve come on. Jimmy whatre you talking about, man . Steve opens and closes. Jimmy all right, look, so steve how does a planet open and close . Jimmy we are well you got the read the article, man. Its called click bait, dude. Steve yeah. Jimmy were down to our last one, it is from nadine shepard in lake forest, illinois. She was doing some early halloween shopping and she spotted a model in a wig that she says looks a lot like me. I dont know if i see it. Lets take a look. [ laughter ] it looks a little bit like me. I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] steve you got your dickey. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i kind of see it now. Im totally ready for halloween, im this guy. Steve yeah, youre don. Jimmy hes famous. Thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at at screengrabs tonightshow. Com and we might put it on the show. Stick around. Well be right back with Julianne Moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] parodontax, the toothpaste that helps prevent bleeding gums. If you spit blood when you brush or floss you may have gum problems and could be on the journey to much worse. Help stop the journey of gum disease. Try parodontax toothpaste. Whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. 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That story is updated on our website. [ cheers and applause ] p jimmy our next guest is an emmy, golden globe, and academy Award Winning actress who you can see in the new movie kingsman the Golden Circle, which is in theaters and imax september 22nd. Look at it right here. This is gorgeous, huh . Everyone, please welcome Julianne Moore. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you welcome back hi. Hi. Jimmy they love you. Come on. A standing o. We love you. Im very happy to be here. Always, always. Jimmy congrats, youre on the cover of the beauty issue. Ooh, la la. [ cheers and applause ] i would never be considered to be on the cover of the beauty issue, yeah. I dont know about that now that you shaved off your mustache. Jimmy you did not enjoy the mustache . I like your face is so beautiful, i dont want you to obscure it. [ laughter ] jimmy you couldnt even say that without [ laughter ] i saw you last night. You were helping out in the hand in hand benefit. Yeah. Jimmy which was great that everyone came together. I think they raised over 44 44. Jimmy million dollars. Million dollars. [ cheers and applause ] p jimmy i saw questlove there, as well. Good job, quest. Yes, yes. Jimmy its very nice of you to do that. Every time i see you, theres always some new way that youre talking. How are you kids, by the way . Theyre great. Theyre great. Jimmy yeah, theyre not even kids anymore. Yeah, theyre teenagers. Jimmy but i knew them when they were babies. When they were really little. So one is 19, one is 15 and i used to communicate primarily in bitmojis. Jimmy that was the last time, yeah. [ laughter ] because theyre so efficient. Jimmy they dont even call you. They dont nothing. Text. Bitmojis. But then i realized that i could get to them faster with snapchat. Jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy you yes. You can text, you can bitmoji all you want and no one will answer you. But if you snapchat them, then theyll answer you right away. Jimmy i have a few and thats jimmy samples that you brought. Yeah, yeah, well, thats because i have because i have a 15yearold, you know, so im always like, what are you doing, whatever, you know, yeah. So, yeah jimmy so this is you on snapchat. This is me snapchatting like, look. Theyre jimmy where are you . Where are you . [ laughter ] jimmy that is a where are you . Jimmy now where are you . Thats [ applause ] yeah. Yeah. Heres another one. This is a good one. Jimmy who are you with . [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats one of my favorite scenes, you in your storied career. There we go. Jimmy are there any boys there . Eww. [ laughter and applause ] well, you got to know. You got to find out. [ talking over each other ] uhhuh. Jimmy send me a pic of your friends. Thats right. [ laughter ] jimmy is that madonna . Yeah, thats i think its meryl streep from the devil wears prada. Jimmy oh. Thats one of the filters. You know. Jimmy yeah. An enjoyable filter. This is a good one. Jimmy snap me back. [ laughter ] and you mean business. You mean business in that. This is when youre not getting an answer. Youre like, snap me back. Jimmy me back. You mean business in this photo. Im the serious one, yeah. Jimmy yeah, look how mad mom im mad. Jimmy look how mad mom is. Im like, mmm. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy and then youre not that mad because you ended with, want a banana . There you go. [ laughter ] thats i mean, just perfect. Thats how you do it. Thats yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that you yeah. Jimmy you first told me about the instagram filters. Im just staying modern, you know . Im just super, super modern all the time. Jimmy i can tell youre lying. Jimmy you have three movies coming out in the next two months. I do. Jimmy wowsers. [ cheers and applause ] i cant get enough of you. I love it. And which ones do we have . Because were going to talk about kingsman but whats kingsman. And suburbicon. Jimmy suburbicon. George clooney directed that. Jimmy directed by george clooney, written by the cohen brothers. Yes, correct, yeah. Jimmy wrote it, as well. And wonderstruck. Jimmy and what is thats todd thats todd haynes. Jimmy yeah. And thats and its a childrens movie, two really wonderful kid performances. These two kids have run away from home and come to new york city. Jimmy i dont know how you find the time to do all this. Kingsman alone is fantastic. Thank you jimmy its such a giant movie. Its a fun movie, right . Jimmy youre a new addition to the its a really, really fun jimmy i loved it. Yeah, im the super villain in it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats got to be the most fun. Its oh, my god. Jimmy because you are the nicest person we know. You being a villain, but youre poppy in the movie. Yeah. Jimmy and youre a super villain. Shes like a drug kingpin, i guess. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, living in the middle of nowhere and shes created this whole kind of American Village around her. And shes charming. Jimmy yeah. You know, but yeah. Jimmy yeah, but also bad. But bad. But bad. Jimmy you based your being a villain on gene hackman. Gene hackman, whos my favorite actor when i was growing up. Superman. Yeah. I mean, he was like hes the best. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy from superman . From superman. Because do you remember well, it wasnt really based on him but he and Valerie Perrine were in this basement just acting like regular people but they were super villains and they were so funny. So, so funny so i was kind of inspired by that. Jimmy its a great cast. Yes. Jimmy its you. Its colin firth. Jimmy colin firth. Yeah. Jimmy but the surprises are channing tatum. Channing tatum. Jimmy jeff bridges. Jeff bridges. Halle berry. Jimmy halle berry shows up. Yeah, uhhuh. Jimmy and then im not spoiling it because its on the poster. Yeah. [ laughter ] it yeah. Jimmy i hate spoiling. I dont yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i dont want to spoil anything. Yeah. Jimmy i want everyone to enjoy it so i wont spoil too much. No, dont say, but you can say it. Jimmy Sir Elton John is in this movie. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy freak out. But it was amazing. Going out and, like, talking to elton john and hanging out with elton john and acting with elton john and finally, like, i just couldnt help myself, like, after you know, a week or so of this. I just had fangirled out. I said, oh, my god, oh, my god. I just have to tell you that once i went to a concert of yours, i was 16 years old and a a friend of mine a was a roadie so i was backstage and you walked by me [ laughter ] and then i was like, the end. Jimmy yeah, thats [ laughter ] thats your whole story. That was my whole story. Im like, you walked by me once when i was 16. And he was so nice about it and he was like, oh, i that concert was that was great. I mean, he must get it all the time. Im sure he gets it all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy no, maybe he remembered walking by you. Yeah. [ laughter ] i walked by jimmy oh, i remember walking by you. By you. Yeah, thats [ laughter ] jimmy 20 years ago. So, yeah. Jimmy yeah, you were 16 and, yeah. Jimmy oh, yeah. And thats, yeah. You had red hair. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy but hes great in it. Hes so good, right . Jimmy and hes just the best. Oh, i love him. Oh, i know, yeah. Jimmy this movie is so much fun. If you like the first one, youre going to love the second one because it just keeps the same type of humor but well shot. We had pedro here yesterday. Oh, hes so good in the movie, right . Jimmy just great. Yeah. Jimmy and so fast. Im like, i dont know, i love these movies. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres Julianne Moore in kingsman the Golden Circle. Take a look at this. Fellas, i have a couple of things that i want to clarify. You understand that in the Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right . And the importance of following orders. You understand that . And the value of loyalty. Isnt it . I dont like, you see. Like proof. Jimmy Julianne Moore right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] kingsman the Golden Circle is in theaters and imax. Go see it in imax september 22nd. Well be right back with shawn mendes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we breath the music in the air. Adjusting a tropical melody. We let it transport us. From backup singing, to lead vocals. The road is our song. Adventure. We have a fragrance for that. New Glade Plugins car. Artfully crafted. Only by glade. Sc johnson. A family company. Ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. What are you doing after this . Getwith lunch duosow, starting at 6. 99en choose your favorite pasta, piadina or sandwich and pair it with all the soup or salad and breadsticks you want get neverending value for lunch at olive garden girl . On it. Found it imitating explosion okay, so lets. Stop. 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Youve been on and you had the first album and that did really well and then the second album, we were just hoping for you and then just crushed, number one album again, and i think you were on before you announced that you were doing Madison Square garden . Yeah. Jimmy and you sold out in five minutes. Totally and i i remember it is crazy cause [ cheers and applause ] it was just weird because i feel like its very weird to be sitting here right now, actually. Ive never im always seeing you from right there and jimmy thats true. If you want, i can sit over here. Maybe that would make me feel if you were like, beside jimmy yeah, just stand yelling at you from over there. I know, but jimmy normally youre over there performing. Youve seen me from the beginning of my career. From first single, first album, first sellout, til now. Its so crazy. Jimmy im so excited for you. Now you trust me enough to talk to me. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i mean, a a little bit. Im warming up. Im warming up. Jimmy i just want to get to know you and for people that dont know you. Of course, everyone does. But theres stories like, i that i heard that you taught yourself guitar off of youtube. Is that true . Totally, yeah. I mean, i went to a lesson and it was you go into the lesson and theyre trying to teach you one, two, three, four notes and all i want to do is play a a song. A cover song and so, i quit that and then just went on youtube. Its easier because you get to learn the songs you want to learn, right . And you get to play them at your own pace. Jimmy is that how you got kind of discovered . Yeah, i literally, it was crazy because i got the guitar like four months before i put up this video online so i was pretty bad at playing guitar but the video still went viral, luckily, and thats why im here right now. So, anyways. Jimmy no, i mean, no, but, youre obviously [ cheers ] jimmy you can play, you can sing, you can sing, you can sing, and you just got a good look to you, man. I appreciate that. Jimmy you just know how to do it. You rock every single time you come on here, yeah. They you know what im talking about. Did you know that it was my first last time i was back here was my first standing ovation ever at a tv thing. It was really, really cool. Jimmy gosh. Yeah. Jimmy you crush it. What was the first song do you remember the first song that you learned . I think it was stitches. And i did it with you guys. Jimmy oh, no, not the first song you did here. Oh, im sorry, its preformed, sorry. The first song i learned was the a team by ed sheerhan. I remember, that was, kind of, the reason, like, i wanted to get a guitar was because he released this like, very Acoustic Guitar, you know, driven ballad and i was like, all right, now i need to get that and play that song. Jimmy do you ever think in the back of your head that people are going to go on youtube playing your songs and become famous . Well, i mean, they kind of are. Its super weird. Im mean, theres this video of this kid sings stitches and he reenacts the whole video of like me getting hit and stuff. And the video [ light laughter ] the video he does it better than me too. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the worst. Yeah, oh, yeah. It is the worst. And hes better looking too. [ laughter ] it has, like it has like, it has like 80 million views. Jimmy what . I know, its like this, its like this like, remade version of my song. Yeah, see if you can find it. Jimmy oh, yeah. Its called jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats the one. Jimmy thats a good song. If the guys seeing this yeah, and so, anyway, he did a good job but yeah, its really weird. I mean i guess jimmy are you friends with ed sheerhan . Are you guys buddies . Yeah, actually. I met him when i was about 15, and then i kind of kept in touch because obviously he got rid of his phone. So, it was like, i dont know how to talk to this guy so its like emailing every few months. Jimmy yeah, how do you get in contact with ed sheerhan . You have to email his email. That i almost just said out loud and that would have been really bad. [ laughter ] jimmy i think it would be funny if you gave ed sheerhans email. Awe, that would have been so fun. So fun. Jimmy please. He would have killed me. Jimmy oh ed wouldve loved that, man. He already doesnt have a a phone. He would have just been so mad. Jimmy youd be like, oh, hes so mad. Oh, he showed up at your show in brooklyn a couple weeks ago. He definitely did that do that. Jimmy and uh [ cheers ] jimmy that was cool of him. It was very cool. I mean, i was in the middle of tour, and all of a sudden it was like i get this email, like, hey, ed ed said hes going to come out. Im like, what do you mean . Hes going to come and play . Jimmy yeah. Theyre like, yeah, yeah, mercy hes going to come sing that with you. Im like, okay. So i was like jimmy didnt sound check, nothing . He just showed up. I was literally like, 1 00 p. M. The day of the show, i went to his hotel and i knocked on the door and its like, pitch black. And im knocking on the door. Jimmy like email me, you idiot. Yeah. [ light laughter ] his Security Guard is saying, ed, wake up. Banging on the door. Open the door it was like, pitch black and ed just jumps out of bed, like, puts his glasses on, hes like, yeah, wheres the guitar at . Finds the guitar and he, like, starts playing mercy and im, like, right there, and this is all happening. Next time i saw him was on the stage. Jimmy the other the other ed that youre into right now, youre into eddie vedder i heard about this. Yeah. Jimmy because of the pearl jam 20 . Yeah, the pearl jam 20. But i also was really lucky. I was in london and he was doing a show at the apollo just like a very small theater, acoustic show. And forgive me, i didnt know a a ton of pearl jam stuff but i obviously knew some and i went in. And i think out of all the live shows ive seen, it literally him and an Acoustic Guitar and an electric guitar. And it was the most lifechanging thing ever. For me it was like i hope, like, you know, 25, 30 years from now i can get on a stage and just with one guitar and play all my songs and people love it just as much as they did back in 2017. Which sounds kind of crazy. But, like, that was how it felt, it was crazy. [ applause ] jimmy i think you will. I hope so. Jimmy i think it will happen. Yeah. I think you got it. Do you ever get star struck . I mean, youre a kid. Dont you ever go like, oh, my god. I mean, i freak out. Oh my god, shawn mendes. And i freak out. But, you before youve opened for taylor swift. Yeah. Jimmy youve performed with everybody. Im just like, mildly star struck every time. You know, like, no matter who you kind of meet your heart starts to race a little bit. But, i mean, like, a few times i was really star struck was meeting drake when i got to meet him for the first time. It was, like, this weird thing i was like, in my head like drake was just like a god because im from toronto and i was, like, meeting him was this very crazy thing. Jimmy like a mysterious thing . Like i know hes from toronto. But no ever but you dont see him. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I actually have a really funny story. The other night, i was in toronto, and i went to see the weeknd, im switching artists all over the place in toronto. But anyways, im watching the weeknd and were up on this riser and drakes up there watching the show along with another few artists and stuff. And i go over, like, oh, thats drake, i go say hi, like, he must remember me from previous experiences, like twice. [ laughter ] jimmy oh no. Oh no. I know how this is going to go. Yeah, no. I go over so, i go over and i see him. Hes a huge guy, right . You dont just go over to him, i guess not. So, i go over and i go to, like, touch his side. His 66 300pound Security Guard. Jimmy no. Next thing i know im, like, im like, in the middle of the weeknd show with like my arm hooked behind my back. [ light laughter ] like, with his drakes Security Guard, like, has me, like, completely at his mercy. Jimmy no one touches drake. And im like, im like and im like oh no. Like, and i see drake look over. And then my eyes, i knew it was like, help me, please, drake. Like, in that moment, if he didnt remember who i was, i was it would have just been the most i would probably just i dont know what i would have done. I would have been so upset. Jimmy be in a cast. You would have been thrown out. Yeah, and luckily, like, he, like, looked at me and i saw him, like, put things together in his mind and he realized it was me. And he comes over and like grabs the guard and hes like, dont do that. You dont know who that is . I was like i was terrified. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] but, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] dont mess with drake, man. Thats the moral of the story. Not even i mean, the Security Guard was doing his job. You really cant blame him but jimmy yeah, of course, yeah, but still. But still now you hire that Security Guard when you go to toronto, take him from drake. Dont expect everybody to know who you are. Otherwise jimmy oh, i learned that many times. Yeah. You are off. Youre getting on a plane tonight and youre headed off to brazil. Yeah. Jimmy man, oh man, im so happy for you, dude. Thank you, man. Jimmy stay as cool as you are. [ cheers and applause ] shawn mendes, everybody. Check out dates for the illuminate world tour on shawnmendesofficial. Com. When we come back, spike jonze is shooting a live dance film right here in our studio. Stick around, everybody. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] it all started when sophia stopped into marshalls and found a mug for surprisingly little green. She paired that with some succulents. 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Spike took an excerpt of the performance and adapted it into a short film that hes about to shoot here tonight. Here is a piece from changers a dance story. [ cheers and applause ] picture this im a bag of put me to your lips i am sick i will punch a baby bear in his give me lip ima send you to the yard get a stick make a switch i can end a conversation real quick i am crack i aint lyin kick a lion in his crack i will fall off in your crib, take your kids momma on the booty kick your dog, wit your kid fat boy dressed up like hes santa and took pictures with your kids we the best we will cut a frowny face in your chest, little wench im unmentionably fresh, im a mensch, get correct i will walk into a court while erect screaming yes i am guilty i am death hey, you wanna hear a good joke nobody speak, nobody get choked get running start pumping your bunions, im coming im the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to funyuns flame your crew quicker than trump youngest now face the flame funyuns your fame and fates done with i rob Charlie Brown peppermint patty linus and lucy put coke in the doobie roll woolies to smoke with snoopy i still remain that grabbin slacker that spit a loogie cause the toter of the tooliell murder smoke with snoopy nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey nobody speak nobody speak only facts nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak nobody get [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes come on. Oh. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Are you connected . Dude, come up, bring it with you. Bring it up with you. Hey, buddy. How are you guys . Thank you for doing that. That was amazing. Uh, thank you for being here. How do you just end up doing stuff like this . I know youre very creative, all three of you. But i mean, spike, you came up with this idea, you created this for how . Why . This was actually, my friend umberto leon and carol lim have a Company CalledOpening Ceremony and so we theyre over there. And so we made this this was its a initial its a, its a fashion show, so its, these are the Opening Ceremony clothes, but then we sort of decided to make this like 40minute dance narrative where theres no dialogue, and we wrote up this whole script and all the dialogue is communicated through their dance, and through their movement, so this is the first piece of a 30minute part and this sort of sets up their relationship, and its, you know, the play or dance piece or whatever you call it is basically about their relationship, the evolution of their relationship. Jimmy i think its so cool. I mean, how is it how long the whole thing is around 40 minutes. Yeah. Jimmy and this wont no one will ever see this after friday. Weve been filming a lot of it and were going to film a a bunch of it out in the streets tomorrow. Were going to go to Thompson Square park and do a a bunch of pieces at it and cut cut it together into something and so well release it at some point, you know, online. Jimmy how did you end up working with these two talented . Yeah, keith you should be doing more of the talking. Hes the best talker we have. Hes really hes funny. Im not funny. Me no, speakie, no ingles. Jimmy there you go, thats not true. Thats not true. Thats not true. How did you guys hook up . Grab this right here so it dont fall. Jimmy i think he knows how to hold a camera. Spike jonze. Okay. Jimmy how did he end up talking to you . That was on our face time, when i face timed you in japan. He face timed me when i was in japan. I just got off this retreat, i was feeling real zen. Feeling good. And he face timed me and made it even a little bit brighter and he brought up a situation where we had won an award, atlanta had won a golden globe. Jimmy i remember. [ cheers and applause ] and i did a little move. I did a little move celebrating like this. Jimmy yeah, i remember this. Yeah, i remember this dance. And i guess it kind of blew up or something and he seen it and he was like, that dude right there, i want him. And so. Jimmy do you dance . I do that. [ laughter ] jimmy i know you do that. Yeah. And then we know youve been on the show before. Im so happy to see you do something, like, this cool and fun. And again, there are people out in the middle of the country that dont even have theaters in their towns, so this is a a big deal to see Something Like this and to come on national television. Thanks for letting me do this. I called him a week ago and asked him if we could come do this and you were so because last year, i saw you and you were like, any time you want to do anything, come play. And so i called you and said you want us . Do this . And youre like, yes. Come, wednesday. Jimmy one more thing, also. All proceeds from ticket sales of changers will benefit the Greater Houston Community foundations Hurricane Harvey relief fund, and you can learn more and donate at ghcf. Org. 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Performing rich off of her number one album hero, please welcome maren morris [ cheers and applause ] laaaaadida laaaaadida if i had a dollar every time that i swore you off and a twenty every time that i picked up when you called and a crisp new benjamin for when youre here then gone again and a dollar every time i was right about you after all boy id be rich head to toe prada benz in the driveway yacht in the water vegas at the mandarin high roller gambling me and Diddy Drippin diamonds like marilyn no i wouldnt be drowning in all your ious every promise you made me would have some real value cause all the little lies rolling off your lips is money falling from the sky Kaching Kaching id be rich laaaaadida id be rich laaaaadida if i had a dime every time that you crossed my mind well id basically be sitting on a big ass pile odimes and all the times that you make my heart feel cheap i might as well won the lottery all of the pain and me cursing your name would just turn into dollar signs cause id be rich head to toe prada benz in the driveway yacht in the water vegas at the mandarin high roller gambling me and Diddy Drippin diamonds like marilyn no i wouldnt be drowning in all your ious every promise you made me would have some real value cause all the little lies rolling off your lips is money falling from the sky kaching, kaching id be rich laaaaadida id be rich laaaaadida so i told myself i wouldnt do this again but how much you wanna bet imma do this again rich, head to toe prada benz in the driveway yacht in the water vegas at the mandarin high roller gambling me and Diddy Drippin diamonds like marilyn no i wouldnt be drowning in all your ious every promise you made me would have some real value cause all the little lies rolling off your lips is money falling from the sky kaching, kaching id be rich laaaaadida id be rich laaaaadida ooh, id be rich laaaaadida damn, id be rich laaaaadida [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Maren morris [ cheers and applause ] tickets to the hero tour are available now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] im lucky to get through a shift without a disaster. My bargain detergent couldnt keep up. So, i switched to tide pods. Theyre super concentrated, so i get a better clean. Number one trusted. Number one awarded. Its got to be tide [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Julianne Moore, shawn mendes, spike jonze, maren morris once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jeffrey tambor, from vice principals, actor walton goggins, chatting and eating with action bronson, featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. White house press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders said today that President Trump has done more for bipartisanship in the past eight days, than president obama did in eight years