Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight meg ryan and David Duchovny, plus joe walsh. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there. How are you doing . Very nice. Thanks. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in our studio. Its a big day. If you follow this sort of thing, you know its a very big day. After three long weeks with no one driving this filthy Greyhound Bus we call america [ laughter ] we finally have a speaker of the house. And the gavel goes to [ drumroll ] mike johnson of louisiana. I never heard of him either, but i learned about him today. Mike johnson defended trump in one of his impeachment trials in the senate. He has been called the most important architect of the Electoral College objections, contesting the results of the election in 2020. He voted to decertify the results of that election confirming biden as president. So, he checks off all the important boxes. [ laughter ] also, antigay, antichoice, proconspiracy theories. He seems terrific. [ laughter ] not only is he not the best choice for speaker, you cant even definitively say mike johnson is the best mike johnson they could have chosen. Theres mike johnson from louisiana. Hes a republican state representative who may have been a better johnson overall. Mike johnson might not make the list of the top ten Mike Johnsons. You have quadruple olympic Gold Medalist mike johnson, canadian bodybuilder mike johnson, swedish chef mike johnson would make everyone little meatballs every day. You couldve given the gavel to any one of the at least five Mike Johnsons from the nfl or even country musics number one black yodeler mike johnson would have been great. [ cheers and applause ] fun. You could go to the middle of the phone book and pick any of the hundreds of Mike Johnsons, and each one would be a better choice for speaker because not one of them tried to overthrow the president ial election. In the house he now represents. But instead, republicans swiped way right on this mike johnson, who looks like a kid dressed up as a congressman for halloween. [ laughter ] thank you. Democracy is messy sometimes, but it is our system. This conference that you see, this House Republican majority, is united. Is united. Jimmy thats right. The new squeaker of the house. [ laughter ] last night, when johnson locked up the nomination, he gave a press conference. And Pay Attention to the older lady on the right side of the screen. Any questions . Well take a couple but were all pretty weary. You asked your question, go away go away. Were not doing policy tonight. Jimmy go away before memaw whacks you with her rolling pin [ laughter ] that unpleasant woman is Virginia Foxx from north carolina. She put herself in charge of yelling at journalists who dared ask johnson about his role in trying to derail an american election. When you helped lead the efforts to overturn the 2020 Election Results shut up jimmy somebodys centrum silver kicked in extra hard. [ laughter ] the old bat was shoulder to shoulder with lauren boebert. Look at those two, beetle and prune juice together. [ laughter ] but the biggest loser of the day is former speaker kevin mccarthy, who yesterday floated the idea that he would be reinstalled as speaker with jim jordan as his assistant speaker. Which is, as far as i know, not even a thing. How would an assistant speaker work . Mccarthy says something, then jim jordan says, i also say that . [ laughter ] but that isnt happening now that johnson is in charge. By the way, even though mike johnson tried to decertify bidens election win, biden called johnson to congratulate him winning the election because thats what normal people do. Biden said he looked forward to working together to find Common Ground and johnson said he looked forward to burning democracy to the ground. [ laughter ] he had all the backing of all the major caucasians, by the way, including mike pence, who wrote mike johnson is a proven conservative leader with a servants heart. I urge every member to vote to elect this good and decent man as next speaker of the house. I guess january 6th is all water under the bridge they tried to hang mike pence off that day. [ laughter ] these republicans, you almost feel for them. They had to bend over backwards to find someone who wouldnt get kneecapped by donald trump at the last minute. He pulled a beauty. Just so everyone would know how important he still is, trump posted a series of frantic texts from one of the speaker candidates embarrassing himself, trying to please his master. Chuck fleishman of tennesse texted im in speaker race now. Please tell President Trump thanks. Five left. Voting now. All candidates now. 100 percent trump. All five. I preached trump in my speech. Can you imagine . These guys still have to kiss his donald trump, not only is he not president anymore, he is basically sitting on the stoop outside prison waiting to be escorted in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and not just one prison, three of them. Hes this close to being in an orange jumpsuit with cuffs on his little wrists, and these sad, scared little ducklings in congress are trembling in fear like a collection of hummel figurines on your moms shelf at the beginning of an earthquake. [ laughter ] hoping he approved of them. Groveling for his blessing. Begging a man who is going to be eating his meals off a tray in the cafeteria of a penitentiary every day for the rest of his stupid life to please like me. Please, your magasty pick me i have news for you people. Hes not el chapo. [ laughter ] when he goes away, youll all still be here. And my god are you going to be ashamed of yourselves. Hopefully half as embarrassed as we are for you now. [ cheers and applause ] hairy mason had a dramatic day in court. It was the second day of facetoface testimony with his former lawyer fixer, michael cohen, in that 250 million fraud case in new york. Trump got so worked up, he stormed out of the courtroom after the judge refused to dismiss the case. Like it was some kind of lifetime movie of the week. [ laughter ] according to reports, trump shouted im leaving and waddled right out of the courtroom. Jimmy yeah, that didnt happen at all. [ laughter ] the last time he was this mad was when mcdonalds told him they stopped serving breakfast at 11 00 a. M. [ laughter ] a lot of people, including donald trump, seem to be confused about what this trial is. He already lost. The judge already ruled he is liable for fraud. This trial is to determine what the financial penalty will be. And that number seems to be going up every day. Trump is under a gag order from the judge. Hes not allowed to attack members of the court staff after he attacked the clerk a few weeks ago. Then, of course today, he did it again. Jimmy to be fair, donald trump thinks partisan is a hard italian cheese. [ laughter and applause ] then a reporter hears this and asks trump, did you just violate the terms of your gag order . Jimmy well, the judge had some questions. After the comment he put trump on the witness stand and made him swear to tell the truth, which got a huge laugh. [ laughter ] asked trump who he was talking about when he referred to the person sitting next to the judge. Trump said, oh, mike, i was talking about michael cohen. The judge said, i find the witness is not credible and fine him 10,000. Its the second time now hes been fined. [ cheers and applause ] which, honestly, if youre going to gag donald trump . Fines arent going to work. If you want to gag him, use one of those giant turkey legs from disneyland. [ laughter ] at least three of trumps former lawyers now accepted plea deals in georgia. And in the case of january 6th, his former chief of staff mark meadows was granted limited immunity in exchange for his testimony, which means its only a matter of time before trump denies he ever met mark meadows. [ laughter ] or even visited washington, d. C. The walls are closing in theyre taking a long time. Theyre like the walls in the star wars trash compactor scene. [ laughter ] but they are closing in nonetheless. In friendlier news, the matchup for the world series will be the Arizona Diamondbacks playing the texas rangers. Diamondbacks beat the phillies in game seven of the nlcs last night. After being down two games to one, they pulled out a clutch road win that left fans in philadelphia displeased. We had home field for two games, two games you let them come here and beat us . [ bleep ] idiot, [ bleep ] honestly. Trade the whole [ bleep ] team, this team [ bleep ] blew. Feeling like i want to go lay in traffic. [ laughter ] jimmy philadelphia really is the happiest place on earth. And as the baseball season wraps up, a fresh new nba season has begun. One of my favorite Young Players is a guard for the lakers named Austin Reaves. Watch this. Thats austin. Reaves, three, a bang. It will count if it goes oh jimmy i love this kid, whos a killer. But tonight, were going to put his killerness to a festive test. Tonight, Austin Reaves will face his most terrifying opponent of his young career. That is me. Please welcome from the los angeles lakers, Austin Reaves, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, im so impressed by the way you play. Im glad the lakers locked you down and signed you. Do you enjoy living here . Yeah, i love it. Great weather year round, obviously. The traffics not the best. [ laughter ] but, you know. Happy to be here and be a part of this organization. Jimmy were happy to have you here. You were undrafted which means none of the scouts were smart enough to make you a draft pick. You played your way into the starting why do you think youre undrafted . Is it because you look like everyones nephew, do you think . [ laughter ] that probably has a little bit to do with it. Obviously i went to school for five years, so my age was a little bit of, you know they didnt like that. They want young guys that have potential. Jimmy right, you are pretty old, yeah. Live [ laughter ] i am. 25 now. Jimmy does lebron ever invite you over for taco tuesday . No, i still havent got that im mad at him. Jimmy i wonder when that will happen. Ive been waiting on it for two years now. Jimmy youre obviously one of the best shooters in the league. Thats with a basketball. What im wondering is, have you ever made a shot using a seasonal gourd . I have not, no. [ laughter ] jimmy the nba season started yesterday. Tomorrow is, i dont know if you know, National Pumpkin day. We thought it would make no sense but were doing it any anyway [ laughter ] for you and i to go head to head in a pumpkin shootout. [ cheers and applause ] these are real pumpkins. Right there is good. Im going to put my jacket right there. These are real pumpkins, heavy, about eight pounds each. We got a regulation hoop with dangerous lights just near it. [ laughter ] and our defender is going to be some defense here, the defenders are the hottest halloween decoration in the country right now. A team of louises. Its not like baseball where you swing a heavier bat. I hope it doesnt screw you up for the game. I hope not. I didnt shoot great last night, i hope its better tonight. Jimmy all right, all right. All right. Just whatever . Jimmy yeah, well alternate shots. Stay behind the line . Jimmy dont go crazy. Oh, all right. Those are the dangerous lights i was talking about. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, its really heavy. Its very [ audience moans ] that looked good. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right, let me take one shot. I shouldnt have taken i should have quit while i was behind. Well, thank you. Congratulations, austin. I mean, this is better than an nba title, right . No, no, no. I cant say that. Jimmy all right, well thanks for being here. Do you want to slam dunk a pumpkin . I could try. Jimmy do you think you can do it . Austin reaves, everybody. I can barely thats a little high, though. Jimmy dont hurt yourself. Please god, im praying right now. There he goes. [ cheers and applause ] Austin Reaves, everybody watch him win the home opener against the suns tomorrow night. We have a good show tonight. Joe walsh is here. Be right back with meg ryan and Dave Duchovny jimmy hi, there, welcome back. Tonight, hes one of the alltime greats, a monster on guitar, the one and only joe walsh is with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, Tiffany Haddish and jeff ross will be with us with music from tate mcrae. So please join us then. Our first guests have been an important part of our romantic and paranormal lives for many years. Theyre joining forces for the first time in a new romantic comedy called what happens later. It opens in theaters a week from friday. Please say hello to meg ryan and David Duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how about that. Its great to have you here. Meg, youve not been here before, this is your first time here . Yeah, ive heard youve been on air 20 years. Jimmy more than that, ask and youve never come. Davids come many times. I dont remember. [ laughter ] . Do you remember any face at all . Vaguely. It could be like a relative. [ laughter ] jimmy im your uncle tommy, yeah. Its good to see you guys, thank you for coming. How long have you guys known each other . Just really two years now since we started talking about doing this. We met a long time ago very briefly. In an elevator. Jimmy in an elevator . Or an airport, i cant remember. Was it an elevator . I dont know. Seems like that. But it was brief. Now we know each other fairly well. Jimmy interesting. Did david make an impression on you in that elevator . You remember that, yet he have you ever seen me press a button . [ laughter ] jimmy no. Youd remember too. Jimmy you think it was in an airport . I think it was an elevator. I think it was an airport. Jimmy could have been both. You could both be right for sure. An airport elevator. Jimmy yeah. Which would be interesting because you made a movie in an airport. Yeah. Jimmy the whole most of the movie is in an airport. Yeah. The story is that we went out together long ago in the 90s. And we get stuck overnight in like a snowstorm. And we have sort of some unresolved issues from 20 years ago. Like a hanging chad or two. Right. Whos chad . [ laughter ] who is chad . They have a lot to work out, jim. Jimmy it sounds like you do, yeah. I am hoping i can help you work through it together. Was this an actual airport where you shot the movie or a set . Yeah, and you havent lived until youve spent all night in an airport 18 nights in a row. In an airport. We shot in northwest arkansas. But its a sort of magical reality of pretend airports. We used a museum as well and a real airport. We shot with real passengers coming in and out of the airport. Theyre not youre not allowed to talk to anybody in an airport when youre filming a movie. Youre not allowed to say, excuse me, sir, could you wait 3 seconds because were sheeting. Jimmy is that true . Its illegal to hold up anybody in an airport. Wed be shooting, somebody would say, thats meg ryan. Id say, thats not helpful. [ laughter ] jimmy you say 18 it in nights. This was an overnight thing . Yeah, it happened in one night. We spent the whole shoot was 21 days or something. Jimmy meg, you directed the movie. Yeah. Jimmy cowrote the movie, costarred in the movie. [ cheers and applause ] i assume you cast david to be in the movie. When that happened, were you honest, up front . Did you tell him he was going to be in the airport for three weeks . No. [ laughter ] jimmy no, you did not. I did not. I realized well, if id been a conscientious actor, i could have figured it out by looking at the schedule. But i wasnt. Two or three days into it i was like, oh my god. Theres nothing quite as depressing as watching a cinnabon break down and watch the same person bring it back up eight hours later. [ laughter ] jimmy did you get to know when you go through tsa, yeah, okay, you guys go right through . No, its a whole world. Also, like we had to we didnt have trailers or anything. They put us in various tents or in davids case, he was in the quiet room, in the yoga room. In the yoga room at the airport. [ laughter ] hours and hours no windows. Foam rollers around, and nobody came in to do yoga. [ laughter ] jimmy really . I was waiting in my leotard. Jimmy what town was this in arkansas . I thought yoga was super popular there right now, no . [ laughter ] bentonville, fayetteville. Jimmy thats the home of walmart, right . Yes. Jimmy thats where walmart did you go to the original walmart . Yes. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy and . [ applause ] its a crazy sweet town. Its so sweet. It really seems like marty mcfly could come out at any point. Its just an old walmart. Youre like a five and dime. Fan tat tick. I wouldnt have bet on it, but good for you guys it worked out. It worked out. [ laughter ] . David, did you find meg to be a giving director . Was she mean do you ever . Did she yell at you . It would be funier to say she was mean to me, but meg was wonderful. And as charming and as giving a director as she is a performer. Oh my god. [ applause ] jimmy thats nigce. Theres only two actors [ bleep ] up and be funny. [ laughter ] it was just the two of us. Only the two of us talk in the whole movie. Right. Just two actors not to turn you off from going to see it. [ laughter ] theres nobody in this movie except us. Except us. You are stuck with us. A couple of extras who are saying [ bleep ] that doesnt make sense. Thats meg ryan [ laughter ] jimmy there is a third character in the movie. Actually, what were going to do is take a break. When we come back from the break, i want everybody to really Pay Attention to the clip and see if you can figure out whose voice and i dont know the answer to this question. See if you can figure out whose voice is coming over the p. A. System. Can you say its a famous person, right . Is that you could say that. You can say that. Jimmy i can say it. We are sworn to secrecy. Jimmy all right. You can give us that much . Yes . Only that we are sworn to secrecy. Jimmy all right. Trust me, its a famous person. [ laughter ] well be back, meg ryan and Dave Duchovny. Their movie is called what happens later. Well be right back. Lou portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by vinfast. For more information, go to vinfastauto. Us. Are stopping you in your tracks. Choose stelara® from the start. And move toward relief after the first dose. With injections every two months. Stelara® may increase your risk of infections, some serious, and cancer. Before treatment, get tested for tb. 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I think its should i say who i think it is . I really feel strongly i think its tom hanks. I do. I think it is. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting idea. Jimmy because you were in a movie with one time. [ laughter ] yeah. Thats thats your investigative [ laughter ] wow. Just to see the mind at work is something. Jimmy to be honest, i went in thinking, i bet its either Billy Crystal or tom hanks. Then oh, yeah, its tom hanks, its not Billy Crystal. Thats great, tom hanks is in your movie, thats cool. Okay sure. Jimmy how is it credited in the film . That part . Hal leg get. Jimmy hal liggett . I can say its not tom. Yeah, youre wrong. Jimmy is it really not tom . Its not tom. Jimmy youre a good actor, so i would really not know if youre lying to me. [ laughter ] ive got a terrible poker face. Jimmy would you say it wasnt tom . Okay. Why dont i say its Channing Tatum . Is it Channing Tatum . It is not. No. Jimmy okay. So if i keep going yeah. We will never be able to tell you if youre right or wrong, so jimmy okay, all right. Then i guess ill stop guessing. Okay. And no one else has a guess. Probably a good idea. Jimmy meg, i want to ask you about a photograph that you took. Youre not in this photograph but its meaningful to me. Look at that. Jimmy because youre in the town [ laughter ] the town of dildo, which is in newfoundland. So this is thats carrie fisher, her daughter billy, and harper simon. Her stepson. She did a she was a travel writer for the new york times. She took me to dildo with her to take pictures. Jimmy what year was this . Can i say that the sign should be flipped up . [ laughter ] that arrow should be jimmy it was a period of refraction. And these and so you went to dildo as the official photographer . As the official photographer. We went to carrie wanted to do a piece on the napoleon surrendering to the british historical reenactment in dildo. [ laughter ] we did that. We shopped a lot. We got merch. I got a tshirt with a big happy face and the name of the town underneath. [ laughter ] jimmy is that all you bought . Thats all i bought. Thats all ive got. Jimmy i happen to be the honorary mayor of dildo. I know. Jimmy i dont know if youre aware of this. [ cheers and applause ] how did that happen . Jimmy i named myself honorary mayor of the town. [ laughter ] have you been been . Jimmy theyre very nice so they said okay. Ive not been because i heard it takes three flights to get there and thats too many flights. Thats two too many flights for me. [ laughter ] would you say its near a bay . Near the bay of conception. [ laughter ] jimmy ironically, yes. Yes. Carrie in the piece said the town across the way is spread eagle. [ laughter ] jimmy now, i didnt know that. It may or may not be true. Jimmy okay. But yeah, i am the honorary mayor of the town. In fact, we donated a to show its our sister city or brother city, whatever you like to say. Like the Hollywood Sign we got big letters that say dildo, put them in their hills. People come from thousands of miles around to photograph themselves. Have a selfie . Wow. You must be proud. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what . Do you have a dildo mayoral duty . Jimmy i have no dildo duties, no. [ laughter ] not even honorary . Jimmy really, my duty is to talk about the town every once in a while and promote tourism. Its worth going. Its worth going. Jimmy yeah, of course, yeah, sure. Even three flights in. Jimmy have you ever had a weird vacation like that david . I thought you were going somewhere else. [ laughter ] and the answer is yes. [ laughter ] i yeah are i was like just after college id been traveling in southeast asia. I came back through seattle. And id gotten something a really bad dysentery on the flight. And i was up and down to the bathroom all the time on this 14hour flight. And i guess the folks alerted the powers that be that i was acting strangely. They pulled me out of line and they took me into a room and they made me strip down. And id had diarrhea for 14 hours. And they they [ laughter ] they kept on asking me everything. Asking me questions about drug dealing and [ bleep ] like that. Every five minutes, isnt it true that last night you swallowed a condon filled with heroin . And i was like, no. [ laughter ] that is not true. The next five minutes, isnt it true that last night you swallowed a condom filled with heroin . I was like, no. Eventually they go, stand up, put your hands up against the wall, spread your legs. And i said, oh, guys, i have some pride left and i have had diarrhea for the past 14 hours, i cant. I dont want to be responsible for what is there and what might [ laughter ] what might be anywhere near there. They were not laughing. They looked around. They poked around. And they set me free. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thank god. And here you are now. So, you know. When im going to go traveling, i make sure i have the passport, i make sure ive got the cash, i make sure i have the condom filled with heroin so i get that down early enough so i dont have any problems. Jimmy meg, i think we found your next movie. [ laughter ] the mystery balloon. Its great to have you guys here. Congratulations on the movie. Thank you. Jimmy its called what happens later. It opens in theaters a week from friday. Meg ryan and David Duchovny. Well be back with joe walsh i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe Rheumatoid Arthritis symptoms. With my Psoriatic Arthritis symptoms. But just ok isnt ok. And i was done settling. If you still have symptoms after a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq is different and may help. Rinvoq is a oncedaily pill that can dramatically relieve ra and psa symptoms, including fatigue for some. It can stop joint damage. And in psa, can leave skin clear or almost clear. 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Hes got 5 grammys, a Kennedy Center honor and a maserati that does 185. He is also cofounder and coheadliner of the 7th annual vets aid, the concert for our veterans, happening sunday, november 12th in chula vista, california. Please welcome joe walsh. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Glad youre here. How are you, how is everything . Pretty good. Jimmy good, good. Pretty good. Jimmy i want to tell the story of this concert before we get into other stuff. You cofounded this concert. Yes, i did. Jimmy in honor of your dad, to honor your dad, right . Yeah, yeah. My dad was in the Army Air Force before there was an air force. Jimmy wow. And he flew the first operational jet. And didnt come back. Jimmy uhhuh . Didnt come back that day. Jimmy so this concert korea. Jimmy korea. Honors veterans, raises funds, awareness, et cetera, for veterans, their families im very resonant to the gold star families. Jimmy you are a gold star family. Yes, i am. Where a dad or loved one doesnt come back. Jimmy right. I have noticed that returning vets, the transition to civilian life is a big mountain to climb. Jimmy uhhuh . And so i try to help. I asked my friends and musicians to play every year. Jimmy youve got some good ones this year. Its in san diego this year. California has the highest homeless vet rate. Jimmy uhhuh . And and i just do what i can. I do what i can to help vets. Jimmy youve got your pal, stephen stills. Youve got the war on drugs, great band. Youve got elo. Youve got flaming lips. And of course you will play as well. Does everybody say yes when i do ask them . Well, these people did. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, for sure. Yeah. You know, you just throw it out there, you go fishing and ask everybody you know. Jimmy uhhuh . A lot of them are on tour or cant do it. The worst thing that can happen is when everybody says yes. Because then you have a threeday show. [ laughter ] that doesnt work either. Jimmy have you had to turn some people away after they said yes . No. Jimmy okay, good, all right. Good. No, it went straight in i just i think the world of my peer group. People show up. People say, hell, yeah, ill help vets. Jimmy thats great. Thats great. [ cheers and applause ] when you were getting started, when you were a kid, how old were you when you started playing guitar professionally . Oh jimmy 18 years old . I dont know professionally. I mean, i started getting paid. Jimmy yeah. Thats professionally. Does that mean okay, yeah. Jimmy how old when youre in james gang . I was about 21. Jimmy 21 years old. Yeah. Jimmy what was your first big tour . Like did you guys play with another band . We complete out of luck, got to open for the who in europe when they premiered tommy. Jimmy how did they find you . Well, in pittsburgh. [ laughter ] [ cheers are oorp. They played tommy in pittsburgh and we opened for them because the promoter was our manager. Jimmy i see. They say, we like these guys, lets take them . Pete townsend just happened to come early that night. And heard 20 minutes of it. And we became really good friends. Became really good friends with the whole band. And they took us to europe. And thats really what broke the james gang. Jimmy pete is a little bit older than you. Did you guys ever had you ever noodled together . Noodle . Jimmy yeah. No, we dont noodle. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont noodle. I thought maybe back then you noodled. We dont know each other that well. Jimmy then you moved to fullblown fed chino alfredo, you know. Yeah, yeah. We sit down and play. He taught me how to play guitar in a three piece band, drums and bass. Jimmy he taught you . Well, you have drums and bass. And you. And what do you do . And the thing he taught me was to play with an attitude. Just, attitude is the whole thing. And you can hear that attitude on a lot of my records. But keith moon, the whos drummer, he taught me how to trash hotel rooms. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy also important, yeah. Have you noticed in hotel rooms that you cant open the windows anymore . Thats because. Jimmy because of you yeah. Jimmy you and keith. Yeah. Jimmy oh, boy. I heard you played the clarinet in school, is that true . Well, i dont brag about it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I dont blame you. I played the clarinet in school. I played the clarinet, then i switched to oboe. Jimmy wow, switched from clarinet to oboe, youre heading the wrong direction there. [ laughter ] yeah, you know, i had i was a strange kid. Jimmy yeah . Yeah. Jimmy and why did you give up the woodwind instruments . Well, because i realized that im not going to get any girls playing clarinet. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and you cant accompany yourself jimmy i wish youd let me know back then, yeah. [ laughter ] you cant accompany yourself jimmy oh, yeah, there you go. Look at that. Oh, wow [ applause ] [ cheers ] jimmy shockingly, yeah, no, it didnt lure any girls at all. [ laughter ] thats impressive. And you cant accompany yourself and sing with a clarinet in your mouth. Jimmy im able to sing with a clarinet in my mouth, the only living person thats able to do it. I can see how normal mortals wouldnt be able to. Yeah. Jimmy you ever pick up a clarinet and play it . I suppose i can still play it. Im not sure. Jimmy i happen to have a clarinet here for you. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you remember how it goes. And i have a clarinet. [ cheers and applause ] this is why im on the show, right . You wanted to play clarinet with somebody . [ laughter ] jimmy when i found out you played clarinet i thought, maybe this will make me cool. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. Okay. Jimmy can you guys help us for gods sake . [ laughter ] [ audience clapping ] jimmy i know youve got the flaming lips and youre going to be on guitar. If you need clarinet player on the show i would love to entertain. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy joe walsh, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the 7th annual vets aid, the concert for veterans on sunday, november 12th in chula vista, california. Well be back with real music from joe walsh we made it bmo has arrived. Hello . You said it. Hello to more ways to save money, grow your wealth, grow your business. Just what we needed, another big bank. Not so fast. How many banks do you know that reward you for saving every month . Hes got a good point. Did i mention bmo has more feefree atms than the two largest us banks combined . Uh, bmo . Just beemo, actually. Quick question, will all this stuff fit in your car . should i get rid of the mug . Bmo jimmy thanks to meg ryan, David Duchovny and Austin Reaves. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, here with the classic in the city, with help from the cletones joe walsh. [ cheers and applause ] somewhere out on that horizon out beyond the neon lights i know there must be Something Better but theres nowhere else in sight its survival in the city when you live from day to day city streets dont have much pity when youre down thats where youll stay ooh in the city oh oh i was born here in the city with my back against the wall nothing grows and life aint very pretty no ones there to catch you when you fall but somewhere out on that horizon far away from the neon sky i know there must be Something Better better and i cant stay another night in the city oh, oh in the city oh, oh in the city oh, oh in the city oh, oh [ cheers and applause ] thank you this is nightline. Tonight, breaking news. A mass shooting in lewiston, maine. Two active shooter locations jewell. Juju at least 20