[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Thank you. Hi, im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in sunny california. We welcome you. We embrace you. I dont know if you know this, the president was in california today. Did you know that, guillermo . Guillermo no, i didnt. Jimmy you havent been tracking him . Guillermo no. Jimmy joe biden was in california to survey the damage from the storms and catch a quick taping of ncis, his favorite show. [ laughter ] President Biden was upstate, near san jose and santa cruz, where he surveyed the damage from the recent floods. He left the White House White and early this morning. Then you can see he just kind of continued walking. [ laughter ] and walking. [ laughter ] and kept walking all the way to san jose. [ laughter ] they say he should be here by september. [ laughter ] i dont know i guess hes getting his steps in, thats for sure. [ laughter ] and if youre wondering why biden had to come in person, instead of just looking at photographs, its because jitterbug phones cant receive photographs. [ laughter ] because hes so old. We got a lot of rain, like 32 trillion gallons of rain. I dont know how they measure that. They say were still technically in a drought. I feel like we could sink into the pacific ocean, and theyd be like, its still drier than wed like to see. [ laughter ] remember when trump told us we could prevent wildfires by raking the forest . [ laughter ] he has a lot of good ideas. Maraloudo lashed out at joe biden on truth social today. Hes been doing everything in his power to whine that he, the guy who refused to return the top secret documents he stole for so long the fbi had to go in and take them, is being treated unfairly. We have two standards of justice in our country. One for people like you and me jimmy wait a minute, who is like you . [ laughter ] i mean, nobodys like you. Youre the only one. One thing i can say about him, he is unique. And thank goodness. I dont think we could handle more than one. Can you imagine two Donald Trumps . They would, first of all, hate each other. [ laughter ] i love this idea he throws out there thats hes a regular dude just born into billions, boarding school, wharton business school, joe six pack with a gold toilet and his name on every flat surface he sees. [ laughter ] hes one of us this is funny to watch, because, while on the one hand, trump is ecstatic they found documents at bidens house. But it also reminds everyone they found 15 times as many documents at his house. So now his goal is to make it seem like the golf mausoleum he lives in in florida is some kind of fort knox. And one for the corrupt political class, of which there are many. At the very same moment when my ultrasecure maralago home was raided by the fbi, joe biden was harboring classified documents in his chinafunded penn center and his unsecured garage, right on the floor, piles of paper, the floor was probably very wet and damp, as many garages are. [ laughter ] jimmy he really takes you on a journey of the imagination, you know . [ laughter ] first of all, the thing about piles of paper on the floor. He made that up. He doesnt know that. And what if the documents were damp and wet . Is he worried that spies wont be able to read them . This is joe bidens house. Theres secret service there. Maralago is a wedding venue. There are hundreds of strangers, drunk and doing the chicken dance, in that building, every weekend. [ laughter ] and ill add another thing. This chinafunded penn center he now keeps talking about . Thats where donald trump went to school. Its his alma mater penn [ laughter ] what a pennis head. [ laughter ] its a travesty. Biden lied to the American People and weaponized the justice department, or as i call it, the injustice department. Jimmy good one. [ laughter ] the difference is that while i did everything right, i did nothing wrong. Biden did everything wrong. [ laughter ] jimmy let me see if i have this straight. The difference is, one guy did everything right and nothing wrong. The other guy did everything wrong. I guess when you put it that way, he does make a really solid point. Trumps not the only one trying to sell this bidens was worse nonsense. Fox news somehow managed to connect this to hunter biden. This newly surfaced image shows then vice President Biden in 2013 holding a folder with a cover sheet marked code word in big red letters. See right there . Take a look at this as well. Its hunter biden outside the president s delaware home behind the wheel of the nowfamous chevy corvette. It was the same sports car that was locked in locked up, rather, alongside recently discovered classified documents, of course. Jimmy oh my god, and it all played out right in front of our eyes [ laughter ] who are these blurry women in the car with him . [ laughter ] some hardhitting journalism there. Trump, meanwhile, is desperately trying to get back on facebook. His team sent a letter to Mark Zuckerberg requesting that they unblock his account. Im actually surprised trump wants to get back on facebook. Isnt facebook just an unpleasant annual reminder that don jr. And eric were born . [ laughter ] facebook said they are going to look to experts to assess whether the risk to Public Safety has receded. This is like Jurassic Park saying theyre going to ask around to see if its cool to let the raptors out again. [ laughter ] i dont know why hes doing who needs facebook when you reach almost a dozen people a day on truth social . [ laughter ] the my pillow man, mike lindell, is almost out of i dont know whats going on but hes getting sued by dominion voting systems for 1. 3 billion. Mikes lawyers say he doesnt have that kind of money, they claim that dominion says after he started spreading this gobbledygook about the election, profits at my pillow skyrocketed because he was on the news all the time. Which has now forced mike lindell, whos in litigation, to cry poor. Let me tell you the facts about my pillow. When i tried to get this out to the people, my pillow lost 100 million in retailers. We are not up 30 or 40 , were down. We are down. Ive had to borrow money. Jimmy i dont know who would lend this man money. [ laughter ] but are they on crack too . I dont know. [ laughter ] mike claims hes even had to cut costs at my pillow. Now, instead of his patented interlocking fill, theyre stuffing my pillows with packets of splenda he steals from the caribou coffee down the street. [ laughter ] most of the rightwing crank channels on cable have given up on mike lindell because they dont want to get sued too. So now, once again, hes looking to me for publicity. Jimmy kimmel, theres another thought from the past, jimmy, i havent heard from you, its not funny anymore, right, when all this stuff is getting revealed. How about we get together, jimmy, and say old mike was right . Wouldnt that be fun . I know you want youre afraid because im not vaccinated. Ill go sit in that crane game across the street like you made a joke out of. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] so just a little bit of backstory, when he says the crane game across the street, hes talking about the claw machine at dave busters. I told him that i would be happy to have him on the show if he did his interview from inside that claw machine. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats an artists rendering of what the interview might look like. And listen, i dont care if youre vaccinated, youll be sealed up in a little stuffed animal zoo, youll be fine. Come to l. A. , get in the claw machine, and well talk. I dont know how many times i have to say it, the guy cant take yes for an answer. [ laughter ] there are a lot of characters running around. The shenanigans keep coming from congressman George Santos of new york. So far weve learned he lied about his job, his background, his education, he said he was a volleyball star at a college he never went to, and his name isnt necessarily even George Santos. He also uses the name anthony devolder. He is being accused of keeping 3,000 he raised on a gofundme that was supposed to go to help a veteran keep his service dog alive. And as a result of all this controversy, hes been forced to play hideandnospeak with reporters in congress. Congressman, did you misuse Campaign Finances . New york republicans are calling you a disgrace. You will not resign . What is your response trying to get in the elevator. Do you have any statements about your campaign and how you hope to govern . Whats your reaction to members of your own party calling for your resignation . Are you planning to resign . Why did you lie to voters about your qualifications, your past, being jewish, why did you lie to them . Give me a little personal space, please. Thank you very much, guys. Why wont you take my questions . Congressman, you seem to be dodging questions. I will not resign, i will continue to hold the office elected by the people. How do you feel youre able to serve your people . Is there anything you have to say to new yorkers who feel disappointed that you were not truthful in your biography . Jimmy oh, never has anyone been happier to hear the ding of an elevator button than that. [ laughter and applause ] so anyway, now the most recent development involves his claim, his mom died as a result of the attack on 9 11. His website says his mother was in the south tower during the attack and later died of cancer because of that. He also said she decided not to take any 9 11 donation money so it could go to people who needed it more. No one has any record of this. And, in fact, they just found her immigration documents that said she was in brazil from 1999 to 2003. But other than that, his story totally checks out. [ laughter ] i have a lot of questions. Hes not answering questions. I thought maybe we could plant a camera just outside his office. See if we can open that door and get straight to the source here. Oh, hello, congressman, its jimmy kimmel. I said hello, congressman, its jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] i can still see you. Yeah, yeah i can i can see you too. [ laughter ] jimmy youre facing the wrong way. So im right yeah, just right ahead of you there. Great, put on your glasses. Hi, there. Hi. Listen, i am very, very busy right now working for my constituents. Jimmy okay, this will only take a second. Also, five seconds ago you were painting your toenails. No, i was not, no. Jimmy well, congressman, you were just named to the House Committee on science, space, and technology. Does that make sense to you . Well, yeah, yeah. Because i was the first openly gay jewish republican latino to walk on the moon, do you have a problem . [ laughter ] jimmy and youre also excuse me, youre also on the Small Business committee, even though as far as i know you have no experience running a Small Business. Look, i im very busy right now, im running late for my appointment with my gynecologist. [ laughter ] jimmy gynecologist . Whats your gynecologists name . Name is dr. Santos. Jimmy wait. Wait, isnt santos your name . Oh, right. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy congressman, youve been accused of lying about a lot of things. Just name ten. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, how about the pyramid scheme in florida you deny having any knowledge of . What do you say about whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pyramid scheme is an offensive term. Okay, my people actually built the pyramids when they were slaves. [ laughter ] jimmy you also claim to be jewish but there seems to be no evidence that youre jewish. Yes, there seems to be no evidence at all wait a minute [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know jimmy are you jewish . You would not be saying i wasnt jewish if you tasted my bubbes kagels. Jimmy i think you mean kugel. Since you brought up your family, you claim your nowdeceased mother was in the trade center on 9 11 and died in it. Turned out her paperwork showed she was in brazil at the time. That is a complete lie. She was in the twin towers. Getting a brazilian, okay . [ laughter ] and thank god i am a volunteer fire chief because i was able to carry her and five other freshly waxed women right out of there to safety. Which was almost impossible because they were so smooth. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, youre saying thats the ladies room right there. [ laughter ] wait a minute, did you congressman, did you just steal that womans starr of . Scarf . Im borrowing it jimmy okay. Oh, you have a phone call. Okay, well wait. Hello, this is prince mobutu. [ laughter ] jimmy who is prince mobutu . Yes, wonderful. As i said in my email, send me your routing number and i shall deposit your share of the treasure tomorrow, and Many Blessings upon you, madam. Jimmy wow, now youre a prince, that is remarkable. Ive always been a prince, okay . My father is king mufasa. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the lion king, so i doubt that. But congressman im having im having trouble hearing you right now, i have a little tinnitus when i was a drummer in limp bizkit. [ laughter ] jimmy you were a drummer in limp bizkit . I have to get to work for my constituents jimmy be careful, that looks very dangerous. No, no, its okay. I am batman. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congressman George Santos. He did finally answer some questions. Weve got a good show. From the new movie house party, Jacob Latimore is here. [ cheers and applause ] and well be right back with the cast of 80 for brady. Lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. Im a bear. Im coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life. And papa is hungry. And while youre hittin the trail, im hitting your cooler. Oh, cheddar ive got hot dog buns and your cutrate Car Insurance might not pay for all this. So get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. Roar. sfx family screams in background im jayson. Im living with hiv and im on cabenuva. It helps keep me undetectable. For adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, longacting hiv treatment you can get every other month. Cabenuva is two injections, given by my Healthcare Provider, every other month. Its really nice not to have to rush home and take a daily hiv pill. Dont receive cabenuva if youre allergic to its ingredients or if you taking certain medicines, which may interact with cabenuva. Serious side effects include allergic reactions postinjection reactions, liver problems, and depression. If you have a rash and other allergic reaction symptoms, stop cabenuva and get medical help right away. Tell your doctor if you have liver problems or Mental Health concerns, and if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or considering pregnancy. Some of the most common side effects include injectionsite reactions, fever, and tiredness. If you switch to cabenuva, attend all treatment appointments. Ready to treat your hiv in a different way . Ask your doctor about everyothermonth cabenuva. Every other month, and im good to go. I used the wrong paint. Snickers satisfies. [stomach growling] its nothing. Sounds like something. When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion upset stomach, diarrhea pepto bismol coats and soothes for fast relief when you need it most. Jimmy hi, there welcome back to our show. Tonight, from the new reboot of the movie house party, Jacob Latimore is with us. [ cheers ] next week, i want to mention, we first of all, weve got new shows with julia louisdreyfus, david duchovny, rose byrne, bobby cannavale, darcy carden, the new bachelor, zach will be with us. Well be running some tests, i think. Music from halley whitters, lukas graham, and mickey guyton. And on thursday night, were celebrating our 20th anniversary with a very special show because its our anniversary. Also, we have the same guest lineup from our First Episode in 2003. George clooney, snoop dogg, and chris martin from coldplay will be here with us, just as they were. That is a big one for us, 20 years. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo going to be good. Jimmy when you think about it, guillermo, one more year, well be old enough to drink, can you imagine . Join us for that. Our first guests tonight, forget 20 years. They have 250 years in show business combined. They have every award and collected every accolade imaginable. And now theyre out to win a super bowl, too, in the new comedy 80 for brady. It opens in theaters february 3rd. Please welcome, lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome. What a i mean, look at this. I dont think weve ever had a foursome as impressive as the four of you. So thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] did you carpool here together . [ laughter ] no, we should have though, the way jane thinks, we should have done that. Jimmy yes, janes very she cares about the environment. You really do, jane, dont you . We all do, its not just one person. Shes a great influencer. Thats important. Jimmy yes, thats for sure, yes. [ cheers and applause ] i dont want to argue right off the bat wet you, rita. Jane cares more than everyone else does. [ laughter ] i agree. Jimmy she really does. Who among you has known each other the longest . Which duo . Me and fonda. Jimmy right. Yeah. But i think then fonda and i are second. Jimmy you guys are second, you guys are first. You met is it did you meet on 9 to 5 . Is that where it happened . I admired her from a distance. She never noticed. One day she came to see me on stage. Jimmy okay. Then she offered me the part in 9 to 5. Jimmy oh, wow, how about that. While i was driving home from the theater after being smitten by this one, i turned the radio on and dolly parton was singing two doors down. And i suddenly got this image of dolly parton at a typewriter. She cant see her hands. But wow, shes never done a movie, that would be really something. Jimmy is that true . That is really true . On the way home from seeing lily, you thought about dolly . Yeah. They both had the same manager. Took me a year to convince them. Jimmy who was the holdout, you or dolly . Both of them. [ laughter ] dolly held out too . Oh, yeah. Then a week into the shooting, she wanted to quit. Shes so neurotic. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know why you say that. Jimmy what tipped you off that she was neurotic . The fact that she was wearing a klute haircut when she met you . No, the fact that she is working for first of all, it took a year to convince to be in the movie. She was in it and said, i need to quit, im no good. Jimmy oh, you were insecure . Yeah. Jimmy oh, surprises me. First of all, fonda was there. You know, and dolly. Dolly was there. Be a lot of reason to be insecure. Jimmy have you guys have you and rita worked together before . Grace and frankie. Jimmy on grace and frankie, right. Sally and jane, you guys knew each other from when . Jane sent me a letter right after i did norma rae. So that was 1980. And said, i really like your work, lets have lunch together. And i wrote her back, and i think i still have the letter that she sent me, but i didnt have the letter i sent her, that said i admire you so much, but i cant have lunch with you because i would just be too nervous. And i said, no, i cant have lunch with you, maybe someday. [ laughter ] and then literally. And then a year or so later, i had a Development Deal at fox. And she had a deal at fox. I didnt know what i was doing. I sat there in this office alone without a typewriter or a person, i sat there, why am i here, what am i doing . Knock on the door, it was jane. She had her Development Company like across the hall, across the street. And she said, times up. Thats it, times up, were going to lunch right now. And forever after, i couldnt get her out of my life. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and is it true that jane and rita, you guys somehow met through Marlon Brando . No. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] no, no, no. I met we met when i was doing her part, Violet Newstead, in the tv series 9 to 5. Jimmy oh, in the tv series. I was playing Violet Newstead in the tv series 9 to 5. I was playing Violet Newstead, thats when i met jane who was producing the series. Jimmy i dont know why there was a story about you dating i was friends with Marlon Brando, he was in love with her, so i followed that theres lots of stories to be told but we cant get into it. [ laughter ] jimmy are you thinking of one in particular . Is that whats happening . Oh, im thinking of something else. [ laughter ] would you like to know . Jimmy yeah, id love to know. No, no, you dont go there, dont go there, im telling you right now. Start singing moon river and shell stop. She doesnt like when it i talk about sex, and i love to. Jimmy really . [ cheers and applause ] i i just i like it as much as anybody does, you know what . Its just i dont like being graphically verbal about it in public like this. I mean, come on. Jimmy well, i love it. I do. [ laughter ] jimmy you do, yeah. [ applause ] i do too, rita. Please, dont be theres a reason im 91 now, you know. [ cheers and applause ] okay, here we go. I hope you had nothing else planned for the evening. Jimmy i dont. [ laughter ] i simply want to say that my favorite scene in the movie takes place in the locker room where the guys are, you know, gronk, all of these guys. Jimmy you were in the locker room, yeah. And i entered the room, and its a real locker room, and i swear to god, like in seconds, i got turned on. [ laughter and cheers ] jimmy youre saying a room full of naked men excited you for some reason . Not only excited me, i kept grabbing myself. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, wow. Whatd you say . Jimmy really . Wow. Like a monkey . I kept saying to myself, what is wrong with you . I was then 90, im 91 now. You are 90, im saying to myself. Then i thought, theres nothing wrong with that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, at all. I dont know why youd be embarrassed by that. I want to put a picture up on the wall if you dont mind. Speaking of climate change, the environment. [ cheers and applause ] everyone other than rita being arrested at various protests. Boy, the three of you look so happy to be arrested. [ laughter ] jane is a bad influence, isnt she . Yeah. Jimmy jane, did you make this happen . Did you encourage this . Yeah. Jimmy when you have friends that are arrested, do they ever get upset with you for every single one of them thanked me and said they found it a transformative experience. Jimmy wow. Yes. At that point, we needed to be arrested. [ cheers and applause ] because we couldnt let jane be arrested again, otherwise, they would take her away for a week. Is that what it is . Many months. Many months. We had a contract. Would have been gone for many months. Jimmy yeah, the three strikes law has applied to you, jane, we all threw ourselves on the sword. Well go, well go. Then they just detain the crisis is so serious that we have to move from being concerned about it to taking action and putting our bodies on the line. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rita, rita, have you next time i have a live rally, ill ask you all to come and join me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Were going to take a break. Were going to handcuff everyone, and well be right back with the cast of 80 for brady. Im walt. I have relapsing ms, and a lot going on. Thats why i take kesimpta. Kesimpta is the only bcell treatment for rms you can take at home, onceamonth. And it was proven superior at reducing the rate of relapses vs aubagio. For me, a onceamonth treatment just works for my schedule. Dont take kesimpta if you have hepatitis b, and tell your doctor if you have had it, as it could come back. Kesimpta can cause serious side effects, including infections. While no cases of pml were reported in rms clinical trials, it could happen. Tell your doctor if you had or plan to have vaccines, or if you are or plan to become pregnant. Kesimpta may cause a decrease in some types of antibodies. The most common side effects are upper respiratory tract infection, headache, and injection reactions. Ask your doctor about treating rms with kesimpta. vo crabfest is back at red lobster. Headache, and injection reactions. When you can choose your crab, and one of three new flavors like honey sriracha. This is not your grandpas crabfest. Unless grandpas got flavor. Dayumm crabfest is here for a limited time. Welcome to fun dining. Zyrtec works hard at hour one and twice as hard when you take it again the next day. So betty can be the. Barcode beat conductor. Lets be more than our allergies and for fast, allergy relief with a powerful decongestant, try zyrtecd. Even with scrubbing . whaaat . i just cleaned those. Try dawn platinum. It removes 99 of grease and food residue. Thats why dawn is trusted to save wildlife affected by oil. Dawn platinum cleans to the squeak. My frequent heartburn had me taking antacid after antacid all day long but with prilosec otc just one pill a day blocks heartburn for a full 24 hours. For one and done heartburn relief, prilosec otc. One pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. California sky todos alcanzamos Las Estrellas sunny state of mind flexin all the time todo es dorado y nos gusta picante cause this place is caliente tamos enchilado feels so golden livin in the golden state with you feels so golden vive en el Estado Dorado oooh we got that drip, drip, drip come take a sip, sip, sip feels so golden vive en el Estado Dorado whos the most responsible one . Oh. Me. Okay. Oh. Good thing i brought my strapon. Uh i dont think thats what its called. Sure it is, look. You just strap it on. Wow. Thats a fanny pack. Well, not if you dont wear it around your fanny. If you wear it like this, its a strapon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were back with the cast of 80 for brady. Lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, sally field. This is based loosely on a real group of women who were new England Patriots fans. They started this group, over 80 for brady, fans of tom brady. And you guys were inspired to depict them in the film. This is do you watch football . Are you football fans . Oh, yeah. I love it. Sally is, rita is, lily no, jane no. Im baseball. Im baseball too. And im basketball. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] three sons. Jimmy that explains it. Soccer, not so much. Jimmy tom brady is one of the producers of the film. Thats right. Jimmy and is also in the movie with you. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy what was it like acting with tom brady . Oh, it was great. Hes a very natural actor. Jimmy was he . Yeah. Listens very well, perfect. Jimmy perfect. Everyone agree with that . Hes marvelous in it. I was really kind of i was very impressed, and in fact touched. When she says listens, you know, actors sometimes dont listen well. Theyre just listening to dialogue. This guy really listens. And she had a long speech that she had to say to him, and he was marvelous in it. Jimmy when you met him, did you start touching yourself all over . [ laughter ] [ applause ] yep. Yep. Hes hes a little old. [ laughter ] imagine youre in a not very large motor home because youre sharing it with somebody else. And tom brady walks in. My knees gave way. Jimmy really . Well, i mean her knees always give way. [ laughter ] yeah. Not for the same reason, though. Okay, okay. I mean, like he filled up the whole place. His aura was so huge. Oh, really . Dont say anything. [ laughter ] her, not me. Very sweet and generous. Gave us all a jersey that he signed. Jimmy okay, nice. I was holding myself up, holding on to the stove. No, i went when i knew they were coming, i went out and welcomed all the ball players in. I stood out there and offered them coffee. I didnt come into my motor home because i said, hi, im sally, anybody want some coffee . This is where the other actors are, and im here, and gosh, im so glad youre here. Thats why we appointed her the responsible one. Jimmy thats why you got mama sally, the youngest of us all. Jimmy thats right, youre like a kid sister to this group here. Yeah, i am. Jimmy i heard, rita, you have a text relationship with marshawn lynch, is that true . Oh, yeah. Not only marshawn, with ludacris. Jimmy really . [ laughter ] were text buddies. Jimmy you, marshawn, and ludacris. Are you on a chain together . You know, im in the next vin diesel movie. Jimmy oh, wow. I think i said din viesel. [ laughter ] i met ludacris and i just fell in love with him, he fell in love with me. Just as friends. Jimmy uhhuh . We were text buddies. Marshawn too. I suddenly get but marshawn never signs his stuff. So im always writing back who the hell are you . [ laughter ] and why dont you put your names on your messages . Jimmy how does it happen that you Exchange Numbers with marshawn in the first place . I had no idea who he was, i didnt know who he was. There was a lot of time between takes. We just started to talk and began. And i thought he was so sweet. And we got to the point where i would hug him and say, hello, how are you every day. I think he said, can i have your number . I said, absolutely. Jimmy wow. And there you have it in a nutshell. Jimmy i mean, thats got to be thats what they do. Jimmy the couple of the year for sure. [ laughter ] rita moreno and marshawn lynch. He is a doll. He really is a sweet, shy man. Jimmy theres a big dance scene in the movie. Was that something that was fun to shoot . Yeah. Well jane says no. Some of us had fun. I learned just today i was dancing next to rita. I was beside myself with glee, i was dancing next to rita. She said today, she admitted he was dancing down. [ laughter ] jimmy dancing down . So my duty as an actress was to not dance as well as anybody. Oh, come on. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i saw the sweat on your brow, you were trying just as hard as i was. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i got to tell you, i wish i feel like the five of us should hang out, right . Absolutely. Youre always with Jennifer Aniston on some island. [ laughter and applause ] we see those photographs. Jimmy you do . Jimmy. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy dont tell my wife, okay . [ laughter ] im really just the plusone, to be honest. But its great to have you guys here. The movie is called 80 for brady. It opens in theaters february 3rd. Lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, sally field. Well be right back with Jacob Latimore. To Severe Ulcerative Colitis when moderate takes you off course. Put it in check with rinvoq, a oncedaily pill. When i wanted to see results fast, rinvoq delivered rapid symptom relief and helped leave bathroom urgency behind. Check. When uc tried to slow me down. I got lasting, steroidfree remission with rinvoq. Check. And when uc caused damage rinvoq came through by visibly repairing my colon lining. Check. Rapid symptom relief. Lasting steroidfree remission. And the chance to visibly repair the colon lining. Check, check, and check. Rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. Serious infections and blood clots, some fatal; cancers, including lymphoma and skin cancer; death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. People 50 and older with at least 1 Heart Disease risk factor have higher risks. Dont take if allergic to rinvoq as serious reactions can occur. Tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. Put uc in check and keep it there with rinvoq. Ask your gastroenterologist about rinvoq and learn how abbvie can help you save. Barista enjoy gley oh, sorry manisha how are you . gley good hi. I use febreze fade defy plug. And i use this. Febreze has a microchip to control scent release so it smells firstday fresh for 50 days. 50 days . And its refill reminder light means ill never miss a day of freshness. Fly to paris. See the tower. Smaller than you expected. Wait in line. See the mona lisa. Smaller than you expected. Check in. See your room. Bigger than you expected. Join one key, where gold and platinum members get travel perks, like room upgrades. Its the birthday girl lets invite jacques join one key, where lets not invite jacques whoa sure, he struggles on Conference Calls but hes such a dedicated employee. Youre right. Hey jacques come join us ohh hm, some strong winds. So this is the, uh, place is that. Crown molding . Did you do that . Hold on, are you on the raisin bran crunch . Good boy do you want to see the kitchen . Yeah, everythings taken care of. Hey, jamie. Oh, what am i up to . Just visiting a special secret client. I cant say who it is, but lets just say she bundled her dream house and her dream car for roundtheclock protection with progressive. Oh. She has another house in malibu. Shes been an astronaut, an architect, a ceo. Were in front of her house, dude. Id love to tell you who her boyfriend is, but i dont think i ken. Id love to tell you, but i dont think i barbie in theaters now. Hey, dad. I got an a on my book report. Thats cool. And i went for a walk in the woods and i didnt get a single flea or tick on me. You are just the best. Right . Im great. You are great. Oh, brother. This flea and tick season, trust americas 1 pet pharmacy. Chewy. Jimmy Jacob Latimore is coming up, but first, its thursday night, that means its time to bleep and blur the big moments of the week, whether they need it or not, its this week in unnecessary censorship. Are yall ready to [ bleep ] your Miss Universe . Thank you so much. Ive got [ bleep ] in my mouth. I really did not expect to be standing here. Well, we actually just found out within the last few minutes, news breaking, that congressman santos will serve on the small [ bleep ]s committee. Whos the bigger idiot . The idiot or the idiot that gets [ bleep ]ed by the idiot . I am so suspicious of this now revelation of these [ bleep ]s. They have a drip, drip, drip. Uhhuh. How do you think that the classified documents got into your [ bleep ] . Hey. [ bleep ] my dad. First nba game ever. Really . Thank you, nobodys ever [ bleep ]ed my pillows before. Wow. I never used to be intentional. I would meet sally field, for example, but not [ bleep ]. Well, i did [ bleep ]. Oh, goodness sakes, i couldnt make you stop. Yeah. Yall see the size of those [ bleep ]s . Had to walk around like this. [ bleep ]s . Had to walk around like this. [ cheers and applause ] but here i am. Being me. Keep being you. And ask your Healthcare Provider about the number one prescribed hiv treatment, biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in many people whether youre 18 or 80. With one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv to help you get to undetectable and stay there whether youre just starting or replacing your current treatment. Research shows that taking hiv treatment as prescribed and getting to and staying undetectable prevents transmitting hiv through sex. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Tell your Healthcare Provider about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your Healthcare Provider. Common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. No matter where life takes you, biktarvy can go with you. Talk to your Healthcare Provider today. Its time to stop staring at this dunkin sausage egg and cheese. And time to go get this dunkin sausage egg and cheese. For 3 with a medium or larger coffee. Its time for a dunkin run. America runs on dunkin. On your period, sudden gushes happen. Say goodbye gush fears thanks to always ultra thins. With rapiddry technology. That absorbs two times faster. Hellooo clean and comfortable. Always. Fear no gush. vo crabfest is back at red lobster. When you can choose your crab, and one of three new flavors like roasted garlic butter. This is not your grandpas crabfest. Unless grandpas got flavor. Dayumm crabfest is here for a limited time. Welcome to fun dining. Arthritis pain . We say not today. Tylenol 8 hour arthritis pain has two layers of relief. The first is fast, the second is longlasting. We give you your day back, so you can give it everything. Tylenol. Number one doctor recommended for arthritis pain. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, there. Welcome back to the show. Our next guest is also in a movie built around a beloved athlete. He and his friend throw an unauthorized bash at the home of lebron james in a reboot of house party. It is in theaters now. Please welcome Jacob Latimore [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know whats weird, i was going to wear that same suit tonight. [ laughter ] you know what i watched you and i said, yeah, let me do what jimmy doing. Jimmy yeah, you pull it off, i dont think i would be able to. How you doing . Im doing good, man, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. Congratulations congratulations on your 20 years. Jimmy congratulations on your movie. [ cheers and applause ] youre probably too young to realize, house party was a huge movie in the olden times, in the olden days. Yeah, i was born 96. Im technically a 2000s baby. I knew how important it was to the culture. We did it justice. I feel good about it. Jimmy to america, not just to the culture. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy it was a big movie. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy now the twist, i like this idea. Its not just a house party at mom and dads, its a house party at lebron james house. Which gave it an awesome twist. I was excited about that in the script. Happy he was able did do all these scenes with my friends too. Jimmy who else in the movie with you . Toast and cole, karen oberlin, dc young fly, shoutout to the director mattok from l. A. Jimmy cameo appearances . Too many. Three hours, we had to kind of chop it down. [ laughter ] jimmy is that right . It was a lot, a lot of people showed up. Did you get the invite . [ laughter ] jimmy no, i did not. Did anybody significant get cut out of the movie . Like, they came i cant say. I cant say. Jimmy yeah. I cant say. Jimmy wow. It was a lot of people that showed up. It was a real house party. All night shoots. You never really knew who was pulling up. There was, yeah, i think this persons coming today. The next hour, scheduling issue, theyre not coming anymore. Oh, man. Jimmy then you wound up cutting some of the people who came out, so its probably just as well. Who are you most excited to meet of these kind of stars that popped in . Being that i started so young, a lot of people already knew, being out in l. A. , but its always good to see snoop dogg, man. Jimmy hes always fun, no matter where he goes. Yeah, yeah. You know, on set, you cant smoke for real. But he bring it for real. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Whats that jimmy theres no oregano for snoop dogg. [ laughter ] yeah. It was incredible. Hes a big fan of the chi, so its like jimmy your show . Thats cool. A lot of love. Jimmy thats cool, thats nice. Lebron is in the movie. Hes a producer on the movie. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you didnt really shoot it in his house, did you . They say its one of his properties, im not sure. Jimmy really . I dont know. Jimmy have you been to his house . Like for a taco tuesday or anything like that . Probably probably not. I dont think lebron invite nobody to the crib, i dont think so. Jimmy never invites anybody to the crib . I mean, not me. I aint get there yet. But we did sit courtside at the lakers game, that was fun. Jimmy thats 90. That was fun. Jimmy did he acknowledge you while he was playing . He gave me one of those. Jimmy one of those things, yeah. It was cool to sit close, hear all the passion and the trash talk. On tv, you hear them saying, when you really hear what theyre saying, oh my god going to get the boxing on. Jimmy what did you catch specifically, do you remember . I think luca called somebody a pussy. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. [ laughter ] i said, yo this crazy jimmy that was worse than you thought oh, say that to you . Say Something Back jimmy i know a guy who used that word and became president of the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats true. Thats true. Jimmy you get to play any basketball with lebron or anything like that . My costar, colson toll, did. I stayed off the court. Jimmy you mentioned a minute ago that youve been doing this for a very long time. You were in fact, i think you might be the first person weve ever had on the show who got his start on maury. [ laughter ] yeah, i wasnt the father. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and not as a fetus, but fairly close to. And in fact, we have a clip of that maury show. Now, jacob is 10 but the buzz is that hes going to be the next usher. Thats because the boys think hes cool, the girls think hes dreamy, and we think hes going to be a huge star, watch. Whats up, im an r b artist. I have become so famous expressing at school. [ cheers and applause ] hey [ cheers and applause ] you know, i havent seen that in forever. Jimmy is that right . Thats crazy. Jimmy who knew maury would be predicting the future . Yeah, i mean, you never know where you start. Jimmy what do you remember about that day . Anything . I think i was just so young, i was just i didnt even think how i didnt know how big it was. Coming from milwaukee, my hometown, going to new york, just filming, im like, this is cool. I was just i felt at home. Jimmy then maury sat you down, and you had a little conversation. How do the girls react when you perform . Man, they go they go nuts. [ laughter and applause ] man, they go nuts. Jimmy are they still going flutes . I mean, sometimes, jimmy, sometimes, jimmy. [ cheers ] jimmy have you kept in touch with maury . You know what, we havent spoke in a very long time. I would love jimmy guess what, right backstage right now no. I probably would have cried. Jimmy thats how maury would have done it though, right . Oh jimmy oh, man. I dont know if you guys are planning a sequel, but next house party, it would be pretty cool to see maury in there dancing. Right, weve got to invite him for sure. Jimmy yeah, then cut him out. [ laughter ] the extended version. Jimmy Jacob Latimore, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the movie is house party. Its in theaters now. Thank you, jacob. Well be right back. Well well well, what have we here . A magical place. Thats lookin to get scared with bats. And ghouls. And cars in disguise. Ive cast quite a spell now. You wont believe your eyes [laughter] the spell is cast. Halloween time is back with spooktacular experiences in disneyland and disney california Adventure Parks [laughter] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy many thanks to lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, sally field, Jacob Latimore, Nelson Franklin who played George Santos tonight. Apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Its our 20th anniversary week next week. Were going to be looking back at some of the great moments decent moments from our show. I dont want to oversell it, you know. I mean, some of the palatable moments from our show, well be looking back at. Including guillermo, were going to take a look back at you when you were a Security Guard working in the guard shack outside. Guillermo wow, jimmy, thats great. [ laughter ] do you remember that . Guillermo i do remember that jimmy. Time went flying, jimmy. Jimmy did it . Guillermo yes, crazy. Jimmy it was great to meet you. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. [ laughter ] nightline is next. Thanks for watching, good night and son hunter biden. We after the plea deal unraveled, im here today to announce the appointment