Thank you for coming. Please relax, thanks. Thanks for watching. It is november 1st. It is they call it the day of the dead. More commonly known as the day of the parents who wish they were dead after spending five hours trickortreating last night. [ laughter ] my kids got so much theyre 50 sour patch now, theyre sour patch kids. [ laughter ] it was a nice night. We met up with our cousins and walked around the neighborhood. My kids insisted i dress up. I got this foam slice of pizza, put it on my head. I dont know what i was. A little blond girl, 8 or 9 years old. I swear this happened exactly as im describing it. Im out on the street, dont know this kid, no parents around. She goes, do you know chinese . [ laughter ] im, uh, no. Open your Google Translate app. Im carrying my niece in one arm, a plastic pumpkin in another arm, i dont want to dig around for my phone, and i also suspect this might be a trap. [ laughter ] one of those kid traps. Oh, it means youre a big fat stupidhead Something Like that. I say i dont have the translate app, then she says something which in what seemed to be chinese, i dont know. And i said, what does that mean . She said, open the app. [ laughter ] now im looking around for hidden cameras. Maybe theyve rebooted punkd and hired a child to run it. I say, just tell me what you said, what does it mean . She said, happy halloween and races off. Disappeared. It was very strange. [ laughter ] i feel like im going to find out she was a ghost and no one else saw her. [ laughter ] guillermo, a lot of people told me to say hello to you. Guillermo say hi to all your friends. Jimmy its too late. Guillermo oh. Jimmy yeah. How was your trickortreating last night . Guillermo it was great. Jimmy it was . Guillermo we drink a lot of margaritas, we watch hocus pocus. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you and your son did this . No, the whole neighbor, jimmy. Jimmy the whole neighborhood came to your house, got drunk, watched hocus pocus . No, one of the moms on our street, she make a big bowl of margaritas. She had margaritas for everybody. We were drinking, they had a projector. We watched hocus pocus after the tricky treating. Jimmy were you dressed up . Did you just say tricky treat . [ laughter ] guillermo yeah. Whatever, yeah. Jimmy you know, we work all day on this show, and he says tricky treat and its the funniest thing youre going to hear. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Did you eat any of benjis tricky treat candies . [ laughter ] guillermo i did, yes. Jimmy what did you have . Guillermo reess Peanut Butter, snickers jimmy does he know you ate all that stuff . Guillermo no, he was playing with his friends. [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of eating your kids candy. We are hard at work on our i ate all your candy challenge. We have hundreds of submissions. [ cheers ] this is your last call. Post the video to youtube with the message, hey jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. and be on the lookout for a message from us to your youtube account. Thats important. You have to respond to that to be included. And well share the results on our show tomorrow night. Stealing candy isnt just a fun family prank. [ laughter ] these ring cameras, if nothing else, theyre great for catching candy thieves. I love this. Every year, like this guy last night helped himself outside somebodys house to the whole bucket of candy he walked off with. Another camera captured a woman just dumping the bowl into her bag and leaving nothing for anyone else. This mom had a terrible lesson for spiderman. Just took everything, right there in front of her kid. I mean, what a creep. Then watch this here. Leave some for the other kids. Yes, he was just going for Peanut Butter m ms. Yeah, i know, you took the whole bin, i saw you on camera. [ laughter ] jimmy then we have this kid, who was solo, filled his pillowcase with all the candy in the bucket. And then watch this. Karma got ahold of him. [ moans and laughter ] jimmy chocolatecovered karma. Anyway, halloween is over, which means today is the day Spirit Halloween stores fly south for the winter. I wonder if the people who own Spirit Halloween are the same ones who own Spirit Airlines . [ laughter ] seems like they have a similar commitment to quality and customer service. Right . [ laughter ] supermodel heidi klum, she has a big annual party for halloween. She had it in new york last night. She went dressed as a worm. Her eyes and mouth right there. There she is writhing on the ground, as worms do. Oh, shes caught in a fishing line. Yeah. I want to put a smile on peoples faces. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, she wanted to put a smile on peoples faces. I dont know. If i looked like heidi klum, i think id just go as heidi klum every year. [ laughter ] lizzo and cardi b also dressed up this year. Lizzo went as Marge Simpson had a pretty great outfit. [ cheers and applause ] and cardi b also went as Marge Simpson. [ laughter ] look at these. Is it possible weve gotten too good at halloween . Where do we go from here . What happened to those plastic masks with the elastic stapled to the ears . [ laughter ] then one of the staples would come off and youd be holding the thing do you know those supermarket costumes that said, my parents dont care at all . [ applause ] i dont know if they make those anymore. Those of you who make a point to watch fox news know that this was the most dangerous halloween in american history, because dangerous immigrants are filling our childrens bags with fentanyl. The fentanyl crisis continuing to devastate families across america. Now it could be showing up in your kids halloween candy bag in. America parents have to worry about kids halloween candy because of joe bidens border crisis. What about fentanyl . Halloweens around the corner. Colored fentanyl is being used to target children, telling parents to warn their kids ahead of halloween. Fentanyl designed to look like candy. Halloween just around the corner. Open up all your candy, bad people are putting drugs in candy boxes. It makes mama worried. Throw away the nerds and sweet tarts. The fact that we live in america in a time where any parent has to worry about fentanyl and halloween candy is absolutely unacceptable. Jimmy well, i agree. And after nonstop coverage on fox news for weeks blaming joe biden for stuffing our pumpkins with drugs, it would appear that there were no fentanyl skittles consumed at all. And let me say, thank god for the heroes at fox news for covering that threat so thoroughly [ cheers and applause ] they smothered it covered it and put it to bed. Kanye west is still at it. Hes been kicked off instagram. Again. [ cheers ] ye got the boot this time, after yet another offensive post directed at jewish people. And youll never guess who finally weighed in on it. None other than kanye west wing. Donald trump, who pretends to be an Ardent Supporter of the jewish community. But when given the chance to denounce one of his only celebrity fans, seems like donye is sticking with kanye. Very honored in a sense, he said great things about me on tucker carlson. He made some statements, rough statements, on jewish. Theyre saying that was the reason. So then you ask, well, would it have been the same thing if he didnt say all those good things about trump . You just dont know. Hell be fine. I think hell be fine. Jimmy right, right. He made some rough statements on jewish. [ laughter ] but i think hell be fine. Thats nice. Are you fine . Because it seems like maybe you and kanye could use a padded vacation together. [ laughter and applause ] trumps lawyers are reportedly in talks for him to testify before the january 6th committee. The committee sent him a subpoena referring to him as the central figure in a plan to overturn the results of the election. That seems like an understatement. Thats like saying pee wee is the central figure in the playhouse. [ laughter ] of course hes the liz cheney made it clear that his testimony will be under oath. As if that means anything. Typically when donald trump takes an oath, it ends in divorce. [ laughter ] these hearings have been televised. Its interesting. Because if he does testify, trumps almost certainly going to Say Something incriminating. So the question is, does he want to be on tv more than he doesnt want to go to jail . Im going with tv. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump is angry at fox news. He wrote yesterday on on his dumb website fox news treats trump every bit as badly as they did in 2015 him referring to himself in all caps, in air quotes, is new. i beat crooked hillary clinton, and then beat biden by much more. Fox is afraid to say what really happened. In that farce of an election, it was rigged and stollen. thats stolen, i guess, one l for each election he lost. [ laughter ] get tough, republicans. Trump is particularly salty this week because hillary clinton, is demanding he pay her legal fees, because of his bogus lawsuit he filed alleging she tried to sabotage his campaign. How sweet would it be if trump has to pay hillarys legal fees . [ cheers and applause ] he doesnt pay his own legal fees never mind hers. [ laughter ] the only way to get money out of donald trump is to spank him with a Forbes Magazine and threaten to tell the Huffington Post about it. [ cheers and applause ] that brings us to the midterm elections, which are a week from today. The big question for democrats is whether young people will turn out to vote, which you had better turn out to vote after all this. And the big question for republicans is when to start claiming fraud. You dont want to go too early [ laughter ] because what if you win . You dont want to pull a stop the steal on yourself. Its tricky, you know . [ laughter ] but you must register, now. Do it now if you havent. The midterms are only seven days and four secret Herschel Walker abortions away [ laughter and cheers ] on Good Morning America today, the second woman who claims walker paid for her abortion spoke out. She says that back in 1993, he came to her house, picked her up, drove her to the clinic to have an abortion. And they say chivalry is dead. [ laughter ] the woman, who is using the name jane doe, had lots of evidence to back her story up and came across as very credible. He was very clear that he did not want me to have the child. And he said that he said that because of his wifes family and powerful people around him, that i would not be safe and that the child would not be safe. And i felt threatened. And i i thought i had no choice. Im Herschel Walker and i approve this message. [ laughter ] jimmy well, hes easily confused. What a good guy. Herschel walkers idea of safe sex is wearing a seat belt when he drives a woman to get a pregnancy terminated. [ moans and laughter ] but still, even after all this. Even after getting caught in lie after lie after lie. There are more wackos running for office than ever before. Times ten. Theres a qanon clown running for congress in ohio. His name is j. R. Majewski. After being busted for lying about his military record, he is trailing his opponent, marcy kaptur, by a lot. And is now hoping for a hail mary from none other than the mypillow man, mike lindell. And now an Important Message from mike lindell. Oh, okay, ill have the eggshell omelette with gravy. Oh, and a slice of wet toast. Oh, and no plate. Thanks, hon. Hi, there. Its me, mike lindell. You know me from all the pillows and crack. [ laughter ] with the election coming up this november, theres only one fellow who can save ohio from the lesbians, thats junior majewski. He aint no majew, hes a fighter. Not in combat, he lied about that. If he got drunk, hed punch a hole in the drywall, thats real tough. It would be a big hole, too. Hes got a big, meaty fist like a danola ham. He works in a nuclear plant, which means hes radioactive like that chinese dragon fellow godzillow. Mainstream media want you to think juniors a big, fat liar on account of him making up a story to hide he aint in the air force anymore because he got arrested for drunk driving and because hes fat. But jesus says who among us hasnt got arrested for drunk driving, huh . Lots of times i drunk drove my car right through the wall of this very diner. And angie here, she still lets me wash my socks in the bathroom sinks, thanks, hon. When you go to polls, remember junior lebowski is the candidate you want to have a beer with, and the then six more beers and a shot of yeager then huff a sandwich full of road spray and drive recklessly on a military base. Paid for by an insurance claim, pretending to be pair clised in the frozen food section of trader joes. My name is j. R. Majewski, and i absolutely approve this message. Could i just get a little more salt . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a real patriot, we appreciate it. Weve got a fun show for you tonight. Frank grillo is here. We have music from goose. And well be right back with mindy kaling, so stick around. Wherever you go. Wherever you stay. All you need is one key. Earn and use rewards across expedia, hotels. Com, and vrbo. I told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe Rheumatoid Arthritis symptoms. With my Psoriatic Arthritis symptoms. But just ok isnt ok. 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There is a lot of excitement about this band. I have heard from every one of my friends who does mushrooms this week [ laughter ] in advance of their appearance here tonight. Making their Late Night Television debut. The album is called dripfield goose from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] theyre not gooing, theyre saying goose. [ laughter ] tomorrow night, well be joined by the wurg nick kroll and yvonne strahovski. Well have music from viagra boys. Yes, that is on real band. [ laughter ] you know our first guest from eight seasons of the office, six of the mindy project, and two bestselling books. And many other projects of note. Shes a very funny person and cocreator of the sex lives of college girls. season two premieres november 17th on hbo max. Please welcome mindy kaling. [ cheers and applause ] wow jimmy very good to see you. I love this, its fabulous. You look great. Thank you. I bring it for you, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. You look like you could be at the oscars in this outfit, its really something, thank you. Jimmy who was your halloween . How did that go . I know you have the kids. It was comprehensive. Jimmy comprehensive, okay. Know what i mean . Jimmy not yet but i will. [ laughter ] i have two kids. My daughter kit is 4, my son is 2. And i dont know how to say this. I mean this with love. But theyre wild animals. Theyre wild animals especially on halloween. Jimmy yeah, especially on halloween. I was wondering, i always wondered if that sugar thing is a myth, if its really taking the candy away from them that makes them crazy. But it does seem to make them pretty crazy. Yeah. The sugar thing. And theyre so motivated by it. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] theyre motivated by it, and when they have it, it cannot be taken away from them. Jimmy oh, no. It brings out an ugly side in children. Jimmy yes, and weve made the most of that here on this show, actually. Yes, of course. Jimmy i think its like the first thing they earn in their lives, really, if you think about it. Yeah. Jimmy they walk around, they have to hold out the bag, they get it, then yeah, when you take it away from them, they go nuts. Im that indian mom, when we go places, you better say thank you [ laughter ] jimmy me too, im an indian mom also. Yes. [ laughter ] my daughter had her vampire teeth in last night and she couldnt talk, she was mumbling thank you to everybody. Thank you, and happy halloween, to every person who gives you candy. My daughter tries to skip the trickortreat part. Thats how you earn it i cant, like i dont know. Jimmy it is funny, put it in the bag, you know why were here, who are we kidding . [ laughter ] yes, exactly. Exactly. Jimmy you brought a photo here. This is you and your daughter doing a little trickortreating. Thank you. Jimmy you need a better photographer, i think. [ laughter ] who this is kid, whats this kid up to . [ laughter ] he it feels like this is the beginning of a horror movie. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah it does. Right . Hes like, i should never have been photographed. Jimmy did your kids get scared at all by any of the stuff out there . My daughter is fearless. My son is littler so he gets more scared. My daughter, not scared of anything. Jimmy nothing, really . No, its like a little disturbing, actually. Because she will she loves scary stuff. Jimmy okay. But not cute stuff like goosebumps. She loves, like, chainsaw massacre, evil doctors, old women who move too fast. [ laughter ] you know that kind of style of horror . Jimmy yeah, im wondering who your children are hanging around with that are showing them chainsaw massacre. Yeah, she doesnt like cutesy things. She likes when a familys destroyed [ laughter ] so for halloween, we take her to we went to this one party, and they had one of these really scary popup haunted houses, but it was the scary kind. A guys chained to a radiator, all that kind of jimmy yeah. That kind of stuff. She went in. She went in, before she went in i was like, they cant jump out at her or whatever. These sweet people. It was evil doctors doing experiments and the guy from saw and all that. The nice teenage person who was running it was like, hey, guys, dont jump out at her. When she walked in, these poor actors had to kind of wave at her. [ laughter ] because shes 4. And then shes like, im not scared of anything jimmy oh. Yeah, obviously. Because these poor people are trying to spare you from nightmares. Jimmy do you get scared . Are you do you like scary stuff or no . No, im very jimmy no. Have you found yourself ever in a genuinely scary situation in. Yeah, the most genuinely scary situation ive ever been in, i was 8 1 2 months pregnant with her. Jimmy oh, wow. I went to dinner with my friend, b. J. Novak. We drove to silver lake to go to this great Thai Restaurant there. And as we parked the car, he parked the car, we got out of the car. I noticed there was a kind of like a weird kind of guy kind of staring at us by the parking meter of the car. I was like, all right, i dont love this, but whatever. Hes just standing there. And when we got out he was like, hey, love you guys in the office. And i was like, im such a [ bleep ]. Why would i [ laughter ] hes just a nice man who loves the office. And im sitting here being, oh, shouldnt be staring at us. Then we walk down to go to the restaurant. Restaurants closed. For whatever reason. Then we walk back to the car. When we walk back to the car what we think is the car, oh, thats probably not it because theres somebody sitting in the drivers seat. We keep walking. Were like, we definitely walked too far now, this is weird. We walked back. And so b. J. s car is those kind of fancy cars that for a minute after you leave, it will lock by itself, but theres a minute. We go back to the car. The guy we had talked to by the meter had gotten into b. J. s car, was sitting in the drivers seat, and had b. J. s laptop open and was on b. J. s laptop. Which is so strange. He didnt try to steal his stuff jimmy punching up scripts or something . [ laughter ] punching up scripts. I dont know how i dont know why we didnt talk about this or anything, but i immediately went to 8 1 2 months pregnant, went to the driver esside, kind of kept the door closed. Into the passenger side jimmy youre pregnant, leaning against the door [ laughter ] to keep the thief in . Yes, my sense of justice was greater than my sense of wanting to live. Jimmy okay. Then b. J. Went the other side, was like, what did you take . He had this very intense the guy kept looking over at the door, trying to get out. I was sitting there, youre not going anywhere [ laughter ] finally, b. J. Got his laptop back. And all of his stuff. And he nodded to me like, you can open the door, let him out. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are back with mindy kaling, who is the producer, writer, cocreator of the show the sex lives of college girls. [ cheers ] by the way, i love a title that just explains the whole thing right there. [ laughter ] yeah. You know jimmy its an enticing title, its a good title. Its good because you have people interested in young women, you have perverts, you just have a lot [ laughter ] different people tuning in. Jimmy not mutually exclusive. No, no. Jimmy is it at all autobiographical . [ laughter ] or is this just something that i should be like, yes, it was. No, thank you for even asking the question. Jimmy youre welcome, youre welcome. So polite. It isnt. Jimmy its not. Its not. But what i do like about it is it makes me feel like maybe there was any second happening in my college years. [ laughter ] which is nice. But no, no, its very not autobiographical. Jimmy where did you go to college . I went to dartmouth. Jimmy do you go back . Have you been visiting, honored or anything like that . Yes, i got i spoke at commencement a couple of years ago. And i was so honored and excited. Jimmy oh, yeah. And i went back. And id seen this online where, like sometimes celebrities go back to their colleges, they go to their own dorm, surprise the kids that were there. I think i saw Reese Witherspoon do it. The girl fainted, it was the best day of her life. I was, this is going to be great. I went up to 101 north mass. My assistant was with me, she was filming it. I knocked on the door. And the three dudes were living there. And i was like, hello and theyre like, yeah, what . [ laughter ] and i was like, its me, its mindy kaling. They thought i was a mom or something. [ laughter ] and i was like, no. And my sweet assistant was like, have you guys watched the office . Theyre like, uhhuh . I was sometimes on it. Jimmy no way. I went in, they were so they were actually very sweet for not caring at all. [ laughter ] its never a good sign when you have to explain to someone why you think youre famous. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, thats terrible. Thats not good. They were very polite. They clearly wanted to go to dinner. Anyway. Jimmy by themselves they wanted to go to dinner . Oh, i see, yeah. Yeah, not with me. [ laughter ] i went, whatever. It was fine. But i dont exactly have the Reese Witherspoon effect. [ laughter ] jimmy but did you get a doctorate out of it . I did. Jimmy you did, okay, great. [ cheers and applause ] whoa i love this, theyre so into higher education. Jimmy yes, its one of the prerequisites of entering our studios, you have to have at least a masters degree. I like that. Jimmy its funny to get that. I didnt graduate college. I went back to my alma mater, heres a doctorate. I lorded it over everyone for quite some time. [ laughter ] i had stationery that said dr. James kimmel. My cousin micki gave me. I sent out notes on it, i was writing prescriptions for a while. [ laughter ] did you use your title at all . I havent used it yet, but now youre giving me a lot of ideas. Jimmy can i tell you something . Pardon me for telling a story during your segment. I was on a plane three days after i got this doctorate, telling everyone i was a doctor now. And sitting on the plane. Its a really small plane. And this old man in front of me keels over. And the stewardess gets on, she says, is there a doctor on the plane . And i sat there for a moment. [ laughter ] should i . Well, you know. In an honorary way. [ laughter ] that is so unhelpful. Jimmy i wasnt helpful at all. Wow. Jimmy yeah, yeah, he died. [ moans ] no, he was fine, he was fine, i saved his life. What a lie. Jimmy thats a lie also. Its great to see you. Congratulations on the show. I know its super popular. The sex lives of college girls. [ cheers and applause ] season two premieres on hbo max. Mindy kaling, everybody thank you, mindy. Well be back with frank grillo. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Music from goose is on the way. Our next guest plays the most rappedabout italian automotive entrepreneur in all the world. A man so iconic he doesnt even need a first name. In, lamborghini the man behind the legend. i know there are many questions about whats under the hood of this car, but my first question is, what is the price tag of the lamborghini gt . What is the price of a beautiful woman . A great bottle of wine . A pasta you remember the rest of your life . These things are worth whatever they ask you to pay for them. You buy a ferrari when you want to be someone. You buy a lamborghini when you are someone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lamborghini the man behind the legend, opens in theaters, on digital, and on demand november 18th. Say hello to frank grillo. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you, you look great. Youre strong. I can feel your hands are powerful. Im strong. You know, its funny watching that clip, they aged me in this movie. And i think i might be too vain to be an actor. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, you were bummed . A little upset. Now i know what im going to look like. Jimmy when they do, you get older, theyll do the reverse, so it will all even out. I think we were talking about you today. I think maybe the first time you were here, you invited me to punch you in the face. And you can do it now. [ laughter ] jimmy no way. I would never do that. Is it i was wondering, though, is this a thing that you do regularly . I do. I still box every day. I get punched in the face. Jimmy right, but thats in a boxing ring. Thats different. Thats the object. Youre punching the other people. Why would you want to be punched . I think its a great i was in a business meeting once that went bad. And i told the guy, and i wont curse, i said, take a swing, take a swing. Jimmy at you . And he did. Jimmy and he did . And what happened . He missed and i hit him. [ laughter ] jimmy see, thats why i wouldnt take a swing. He said, i cant believe you punched me in the face. And i said, you took a swing at me. Jimmy yeah, technically. If it was on security camera, youd be fine. Like yeah, he swung first. Is this a person you i see him all the time, you know him. Jimmy do i really . You know him. Jimmy wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy oh, thats i see him at the soho house. Jimmy you do . Do you talk about it . No, i wave and smile. Jimmy it goes unsaid, wow. You shot the lamborghini movie in italy . Yes, emiliaromagna, then to rome. Im italian, i come from an immigrant family, i went home. Jimmy did you go to the town or village where your familys from . I went where my mothers from in naples, my fathers from calabria, didnt get a chance to go there. I went to naples again. Its in the rome film festival. Took my oldest son. We had a blast. Jimmy i would imagine lamborghini there is a National Hero . Oh, oh, yeah. Jimmy were they happy . You have to be careful. If they dont like the choice ive got to tell you, i felt like brad pitt. [ laughter ] jimmy you did . I was lamborghini in italy, im italian, i can speak, i can understand, it was amazing. Jimmy thats pretty great. It was really kind of to have my son there was really, really special. Jimmy how old is your son . Hes 25. Jimmy oh, okay, great. Oh, wow. He just directed his first movie that im in. Jimmy oh, you are . Oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a minute. What is that like, to be directed by someone who you probably grounded . [ laughter ] he still lives with me, the kid. [ laughter ] 25 years old. Anyway, thats another story. Jimmy its an italian thing, yeah. It was great. He was he was a champion, he was the leader, and i gave him one piece of advice. And i said, the only thing i ask is, if you dont know something, just say you dont know, dont make it up. Jimmy thats good advice. Yeah. And he got shut down from covid, and one of the actresses didnt behave well. But he muscled through it. And hes got a movie. Jimmy do you have that problem with directors, where they claim they know what theyre doing and then you realize that they dont . Yeah. [ laughter ] do you always know right away . Or do you figure it out later . Theres telltale signs. One of the signs is when you say to the guy or lady, well, what is going on here . They go, well, maybe. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Im done. We cant talk again. Jimmy okay, yeah. I say, all right, were done for the movie, ill direct me, you direct everybody else. Jimmy i see. One maybe and youre done, finished. Because they havent done their work. Jimmy i see, thats interesting. That went for my son too. Jimmy with your son have you seen the movie yet . Well, so hes my son. Screens the movie for myself and my buddy gavin oconnor, whos a big director and writer. He did warrior. I did the movie warrior with him. Jimmy right, right. My son shows us the first cut of his movie. Hes sitting there, hes biting his nails, and it is awful. [ laughter ] jimmy what is . The movie . It may be the worst movie ive ever seen in my life. Im looking at this kid, who lives with me, he cant go anywhere. [ laughter ] so im looking at him. Im getting angry at him. Jimmy wow. Im in the movie, im like, so the movie ends, my friend gavin looks at him, hes been taking notes. Well, the thing about failure is [ laughter ] you have to take it as a lesson, hopefully on the next film youll do better. My sons face went pale. I looked at him, i said, i dont know what youre going to do with this, youre screwed. And we left. Jimmy what . I left him there for an hour. Then i walked back out and i said, come over here. I gave him a hig and a kiss, were italian, we kiss each other. And i said, now go to work. You have a bunch of notes, now go to work. Four months later, to his credit, he took all that he could take, and hes got a really good little movie. Jimmy oh, thank god. [ cheers and applause ] his name is remy grillo, and hopefully youll hear more of his name. And hell move out of my house. [ laughter ] jimmy hopefully hes with the way youre behaving, i might help him move out of your house. [ laughter ] wow, okay. Whats the name of the movie . Its called mans son, which is a play on manson. Its about a cult. Charles manson. Jimmy i see, mans son. Because hes living with a maniac. [ laughter ] ive got to teach these kids i got three sons, i dont know whats going to happen. Jimmy is that how your dad would have handled it . No, my father never spoke to me. [ laughter ] he knew i had a job, i went to school jimmy was that true . Was he not supportive of he had me when he was 18. So he was busy trying to jimmy grow up. Put food on the table, yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, right. Weve wandered into some uncomfortable territory. [ laughter ] its okay, hes gone now. Jimmy otherwise, hows everything going . Still divorced . Yeah. [ laughter ] funny story. I am. Very happily divorced. But i was recently doing a film in puerto rico. And the actress dropped out. And i called my exwife. Jimmy and what . And i said, hey, theres a role, theres a bunch of dough, come down for two days, lets hang out, youll be in the movie with me, youll get paid a lot of money. She came to puerto rico, we had a great time. I think i might get remarried. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, why not . Im loaded. Jimmy well, if anyone is watching there might be a show in the grillo house. [ laughter ] the movie is called lamborghini the man behind the legend opens in theaters, on digital and on demand on november 18th. Frank grillo, everybody. Well be right back with goose. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks to mindy kaling and frank grillo. Apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first, their album is called dripfield. here with the song hungersite goose [ cheers and applause ] its bent like rope im growing tired of hauling on yesterday closed is that how it goes well i might be rusted but brother im here to stay is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend is love weve drawn away in our groundless low can we step out of the wreckage yet my friend running all against their hungry sight breath dont it let just a little closer i know its now nearing view there its only air nothing tethered to the garment were climbing through is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend is love weve drawn away in our desperate low can we step out of the wreckage yet my friend running all against their hungry sight hanging on theyve taken all but we wont lay that down is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend is it love weve drawn away in our trembling low can we step out of the wreckage yet my friend running all against their hungry sight hanging on theyve taken all but we wont lay back down [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Juju tonight, boiling point. Were with First Responders on high alert in phoenix as earth records its hottest month ever. A male in cardiac arrest, not breathing, not having a pulse. Juju with temperatures hitting at least 110 for 31 straight days. Where the pavement can scorch your team. Core temperature 107 degrees. Juju the lifesaving measures theyre taking, and the lifethreatening decisions. The science is clear. Outdoors workers are 35 times more likely to die of extreme