To win is because he lost. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and those dont go together. But ill tell you something. Theres no room for pessimism in the white house. Racyism, sexism, yes, but no pessimism. [ laughter ] the big orange guy is said to be feeling blue. Poutus is reportedly dejected and fuming. And soon hes going to understand what it feels like to be evicted from your home in the middle of a pandemic. [ laughter ] we got a brief glimpse of the president yet yesterday at Arlington National cemetery, but he hasnt spoken in public since a week ago. This was the president s schedule today. 12 30, he had lunch with the Vice President. And that was that. [ laughter ] does he know that hes still president for two more months . Or is he just hiding . Boy, i would have loved to have been at that lunch. What do you think they talked about . Mike pence knows whats up. Hes sitting there going, yes, sir, well be here for four more years for sure. Its like going to your grandpa in the nursing home, mistakes you for one of his army buddies, you just go with it. [ laughter ] im not sure why but i looked at the president s twitter profile today. Remember when donald trump used to follow 45 people because hes the 45th president . Look at how many people mike pence is following in right now. Zoom in there, 47. Trump 45, biden 46, pence 47. You sneaky mom, you. [ laughter ] i dont know, maybe hell run against trump next time. Trump has been floating the idea that hed run again in 2024. And 2028. And 2032. Every election for the rest of our lives, well have a donald trump in it. Were never getting rid of this guy. Like herpes and the mcrib, hell just keep coming back. [ laughter and applause ] they say trump is watching more tv than usual. Hes been lashing out at fox news of all places ever since they called arizona for joe biden last week. This morning he launched a fullfrontal twitter assault on fox, retweeting things like, fox news is dead. Quite right, theyve been a disaster since the election day. Clearly corrupt media. Hey old fox news lovers, go to newsmax, last least theyre trying to be honest. Yeah, last least they are. [ laughter ] trump is encouraging his supporters to switch allegiance to these pure propaganda outlets where theyll never have to be bothered by anything that even resembles a fact ever again. It seems obvious hes planning to either start his own media platform or more likely partner with one of these lowrent wingnut factories who love him already. But in the meantime his children are trying to cheer him up. Ivanka tweeted, breaking, President Trump and Senate Republicans win alaska overwhelmingly and by a massive 20point spread, put ak in the books for real donald trump. If you put ak in the books, donald trump will never find it [ laughter ] because he doesnt but the tweeter toddler did find it. He found it on twitter. He wrote, it took long enough, what is taking North Carolina so long . Are they looking for more ballots to fix that one also . Now with a recount we will win georgia also. Pennsylvania and michigan wouldnt let our poll wokkers and into counting rooms, illegal. To recap, if trump wins the state, it was fair, no problem. If he doesnt, it was fraud, we need a recount. The win in alaska earned him three electoral votes. Not enough to win the presidency. I think i have an idea that can make everyone happy. I know my ideas to make everyone happy never seem to make everyone happy. [ laughter ] follow me on this one. Why dont we just make him president of alaska . Hed love it. [ cheers and applause ] it even sounds like the names of his wives ask daughters. Melania, ivana, ivanka, alaska. [ laughter ] hed for sure be the tannest person there. Hed like that. Think of plenty of wideopen spaces to build big ugly buildings and put their name on them. Donnie jr. Would have a lot of endangered species to shoot. And he could marry sarah palin. Shes like a melania who likes you, think about it. [ applause ] youd be surrounded by people who agree with you. Youll be able to see russia from your house. Its everything you could dream. Lets make him first president of the last frontier, alaska. Its big, its white, its melting down, and it has lots of crabs, just like donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo lets do it, yeah jimmy thank you, guillermo. Apparently trumps eldest spawn are at odds right now about how daddy should proceed. They say jared and ivanka would like him to play it cool. Whereas djtj and eric want him to blow it up. Ivanka is said to be concerned a fight to stay in office could tarnish her fathers legacy. I was expecting a bigger laugh there. [ laughter ] her fathers legacy is going to be a rusted halffinished section of wall on the border of arizona. [ laughter ] ivankas also worried that [ applause ] it could hurt the family business. The boys realize the main reason hes raising money to fight this fraud is to line his own pockets. Come on, ivanka, you get that, this is trump 101 right here. They say the last time the kids argued like this was when they fought over who got to shoot their injured polo pony. [ laughter ] but i have to say, what a neat little microcosm of america, that trumps actions are even tearing his own family apart. That seems just to me. Theres also belated discord among members of trumps own party now. Republicans have begun to ever so slightly remove their lips from his rectum. [ laughter ] several prominent gop senators, including sure caddie lindsey graham, have finally admitted joe biden should be getting the classified Intelligence Briefings that are usually shared with the president elect, for reasons of national security. Team trump has blocked bidens access to those briefings. And the state department is refusing to even hand over the messages biden has been getting from other world leaders. Theyre like, uh, sorry, theres no one here named joe biden, but i mean, he cant come to the phone right now. The important thing is, even as his electoral hopes fade, donald trump still has the support of his family and select hollywood elites like tv hercules kevin sorbel and tv Chachi Scott Baio who got an exciting retweet from trump today, thank you, scott, and stay tuned, you are terrific. This was the tweet the president appreciated from scott baio so much. Fun times at michaels, trump is still your president. You can see there a bunch of flag emojis with a photo of the words trump still your president spelled out in decorative candles at michaels. [ laughter ] for scott baios sake, i hope he didnt spend the day at michaels rearranging those himself. [ laughter ] thats too much. Also, can we please not politicize michaels . Crafting is my escape from all of this. [ laughter ] where does it end . Dont make me go to joann to retaliate with a no may larkky needlepoint, on okay . [ laughter ] did you know they changed it from joanns fabrics to joann . Now you know. The pope congratulated joe biden today. So maybe he knows something. Otherwise, trumps new legal strategy is to try to stop states from certifying the results of the election. Which is just this would be like if jimmy butler was still sitting alone in the nba bubble hoping the refs overturned game six. Team trump set up another voter fraud hotline number that you can call to report voter fraud. I mentioned the other night the last one got a lot of prank calls. But please lets not put them through that again. [ laughter ] please, do not call this number. [ cheers and applause ] 2024994921. And engage in shenanigans. If you have something dumb to say, do not say it after calling 2024994921. Its not right. It was inappropriate. And operators are standing by. [ laughter ] we learned today that yet another member of trumps inner circle has tested positive for the coronavirus. This time, corey lewandowski. And im told that corey feels almost as awful as he is. [ laughter ] covid19 has now overtaken chlamydia as the disease youre most likely to catch from donald trump. [ laughter ] lewandowski was at Rudy Giulianis four seasons landscaping event on saturday. He was right there with him. How has rudy not gotten covid . Somebody needs to find out which animals blood hes drinking midnight on halloween. [ laughter ] it might have the vaccine it in. This would be exciting for trump, when he eventually goes home, kicking and screaming, to florida. Theyre building americas first regional hub for flying cars. So finally well be able to get a dui flying over a cracker barrel. [ laughter ] they say that within five years, youll be able to travel from orlando to tampa in 30 minutes. Why anyone would need to do that, i dont know. [ laughter ] but if you want to, you can. This seems like a bad idea. According to the department of highway safety, florida is the secondworst state in the nation for distracted driving accidents. How long you think it will be before someone is texting behind the wheel and flies into the epcot center . I guess well find out. A car . You understand this is a car that takes to the sky without the hassle of airport security, from the state that trained the 9 11 hijackers to fly. [ laughter ] no, thats not a joke, thats really happening. [ laughter ] this has been a crazy week. Sometimes it feels like were living in tents in a depressing cable tv drama like succession. Other times its funny. All this back and forth over who won the election feels more like a sitcom than real life. Two men who are equally determined to occupy this white house. A situation none of us have ever experienced before. We figured, why not make it a show . On november 3rd, President Donald Trump was asked to removed himself from his place of residence. That request came from the american people. Deep down, he knew they were right. But a crippling fear of inadequacy would never allow him to acknowledge defeat. We did win this election. Incoming President Joe Biden took up residence on january 20th, he found his desk occupied by a sloppy orange goblin. Excuse me. Lets do that over, hes coughing in the middle of my answer. Donald trump is a disaster. He was always known as a dummy, and now hes a dummy and a half. Can two old men live together in the white house without driving each other crazy . Will you shut up, man . Listen, this is a fraud. The fraud couple. Thursdays at 9 30 on abc. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i didnt know we got it. I mean, the couples dont get any odder than that, do they . We got a good show for you tonight. Chris stapleton is with us. [ cheers and applause ] hes going to chat and sing. Well be right back with ellen pompeo from greys anatomy so stick around vo command hooks are easy to apply and remove cleanly so you can go all out this holiday. Command. Do. No harm. Chef claes insists on fresh neclean ingredients. The richest cheeses and a mouthwatering sauce. So when chef claes makes a pizza, he doesnt just make a pizza. He makes a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Laso you can enjoy it even ifst youre sensitive. Se. Yet some say it isnt real milk. I guess those cows must actually be big dogs. Sit i said sit whoa someone please help of course. Youre tenacious, ill give you that its ok, im ok. [heavy breathing] where are you . Coming lets do this yeaahh its on woooo whoa. [heavy breathing] rated rp to t. Lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Coming up to chat and play us a great song from his new album starting over, Chris Stapleton is with us. [ cheers and applause ] next week, weve got a lot of shows. Ryan phillippe, goldie hawn, alison brie, david cross, alex winter, kristen stewart, mike tyson who is fighting again. We will reveal the identity of and have a visit from people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] and music from geazy featuring blackbear, wallows, beebadoobee, and zac brown band. So please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] all right. For 15 years our first guest has worn blue scrubs and a nametag that says grey. This season she and her fellow doctors take on romantic entanglements and covid19 on greys anatomy thursdays at 9 00 here on abc. Please welcome ellen pompeo. [ cheers and applause ] hello, ellen. Well, im glad to see you conscious. Because and before we get into this, i would like to warn anyone who has not seen the episode of greys anatomy tonight, who might be particularly fond of the show, to maybe plug your ears and close your eyes for like the next, i dont know, nine minutes. Because ellen, Something Weird happened at the end of the episode tonight. It did. Jimmy it really did. Was it good this. Jimmy yes, it is great. And im going to show what happened tonight. But i want to set it up first because we cant share the whole episode. But on the show, your character, whos working very hard because of covid19, exhaustion, we presume, collapses in the parking lot. Youre laying there. Some people start to see you. They try something. It doesnt work. To get you to come back to life. We dont know. And then we go to this mysterious scene. Roll the tape. Meredith jimmy yes, mcdreamy returns, and maybe a mcdream . Maybe meredith died . Maybe that was the gateway to heaven and next week youll suddenly wake up with someones hands compressing your chest . We dont know. Will you tell us . Just go ahead and tell us. [ laughter ] you cant tell us, all right. Do you know . Yes. Jimmy okay. Were you at work today . No. Jimmy no. Were you at work yesterday . Yes. Jimmy oh, okay, good. Then youre alive. [ laughter ] or, or maybe youve a ghost haunting the hospital . Or maybe youre in a coma or Something Like that . Wouldnt that be would you like that if you got to be just in a coma and sleep for like half a season . Huh . [ laughter ] jimmy maybe i hit on it there, i dont know. Wow. Thats something, though, huh . I mean, first of all by the way, whenever i go unconscious, i also have hallucinations about Patrick Dempsey. [ laughter ] its a very weird thing. So that one hit me pretty hard. Oh my gosh. Jimmy yeah. Its so fun. It was so fun. Because we know that were you know, that people are going to freak out. And we all know 2020 has been a really song, ugly road, and we were so happy just to be able to film these scenes and know how much joy it was going to bring people was really we definitely had a ball. Jimmy yeah, i didnt think wed ever see patrick on the show again. I want to ask you this. Lets say, its a hypothetical, of course lets say since he left the show, patrick had put on, like, 80 pounds. He was really fat. [ laughter ] do you think you would still have done this . Like would it be like, here, hey, here i am on the beach, ive been eating [ laughter ] no, probably not. Jimmy you would not have. Well, i think thats honest. It wouldnt have the impact with the fans, you know. The girls want to see mcdreamy being mcdreamy. Jimmy right. We do. I mean they do. [ laughter ] very interesting. Boy, you really that one came out of nowhere, didnt it . Im so curious. Id love to know all the backstory on that whole thing. Id love to know how the call was made. I want to know if its going to pick up from here . Maybe its kind of like lost really in a way. Yeah. Jimmy youve doubled with lost territory here. Yes, 17 seasons weve dabbled with everything there is to dabble. [ laughter ] jimmy not since mcsteamy fractured his penis have we seen anything that shocking on the show. Remember that one where you carried a penis around the whole episode . Yes, yes. There was a big fight i may be butchering the story but there was a big fight. Because with standards of practices, which im sure you deal with on occasion. Jimmy yes. You know, you can say penis. But you couldnt say vagina at the time. Jimmy what . And thats why oh, yeah, no. Im getting it right, my memorys better than i think sometimes. So thats where the term have a jay jay came from. Shonda made up va jay jay. Because standards and practices would not let my character say have a 89 that. I dont know if it was my character. Wouldnt let us say vagina. The argument was, we said penis in that episode 97 times. You can say penis 97 times but you cant say vagina . They were like, yep, thats it, you cant say have a 89 that. She came up with va jay jay. Jimmy i feel im hearing a superhero origin story right now. [ laughter ] this is incredible. Yeah. Jimmy abc standards and practices to blame for the word va jay jay . Exactly. [ applause ] jimmy wow, thats crazy. Well, im glad we moved past that time, that restrictive time. Now the president says it on a bus, you know . Right. Jimmy you is it now youre doing the show. By the way, what a convenient thing to be doing. A medical show during this time when Everybody Needs to be Wearing Masks to work. It works out great for you guys. Not so great for everybody else. But do you ever have trouble like distinguishing who are the actors, and like do you ever accidentally start acting with a lighting guy whos wearing his mask on the show . [ laughter ] no, but ill tell you, ive been wearing a mask working for 17 seasons and im still here, look how good i look, im fine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you do look good, you are fine. Youve not been sick . No. Jimmy hows the family doing . How are chris and the kids holding up during this quarantine . Well, you know, theyre theyre doing very well. And youve had a part in part of our quarantine, whether you realize it or not. Theres been a couple of instances where the ghost of jimmy kimmel has sort of been around. Jimmy oh, really . In what way . Well, remember that paint ball gun you bought chris . Jimmy yes, i do. Yeah. Jimmy coyotes coming into your yard, right . Yeah, but he doesnt wait for the coyotes. Jimmy uhhuh. He passes the time with this paint ball gun. Jimmy in your yard . Everywhere, jimmy. Everywhere. [ laughter ] jimmy well, good, i like that. Its a good warning to the coyotes not to come into the yard. Theres just pink splatters all over the place. Whats that . Whats on the ceiling . Whats on the floor . Its just everywhere. And then he, you know he gets very macho about it. He walks around the house with the gun. Its quite ridiculous. Friend jimmy gave me this. Invite us over for pizza. Never mind. Jimmy im glad hes using it, most people dont use the gifts i give them. [ laughter ] so im tickled pink spots to hear that, to be honest with you. I made pastatina a bunch of times too. Jimmy this is a recipe its really an italian im sure you probably had this growing up, italian families feed the babies pastina, these tiny little stars, almost like italian baby food but its pasta. Usually you put butter in it and give it to the kids. My daughter calls it pastatina. I came up with, youre making pastatina, i love that. Yes, its on your instagram. Jimmy wow, look at that, guillermo. Im like rachael ray over here. [ laughter ] guillermo thats good, yes, good job. Jimmy and you say i have no other talents. Guillermo no, you do, you have a lot of talents. Jimmy thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] the kids like it . Do they like the pastatina . They do, they love it. Quarantine was a bit tough with the pastatina, chris making the pizza, i was making cakes, whew. Almost ended up like, you know, Patrick Dempsey could have with the extra 60 pounds. Jimmy i know. You wouldnt have been allowed on the show. Were going to take a break. When we come back, i have something ive happened upon something that i think youre going to be concerned about. And i would like to remedy it when we come back. Ellen pompeo is with us from greys anatomy. Well be right back. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Ellen pompeo is with us. She either died or passed out or had a dream or something earlier tonight on greys anatomy, she wont tell us, but something definitely happened. Ellen, do you ever google yourself . No. Jimmy you never do, okay. Well i google you a lot. [ laughter ] and by the way, happy birthday a couple days ago to you. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. [ applause ] so i have your Wikipedia Page here. Have you ever looked through your Wikipedia Page . No, but ive seen that photo. Jimmy yeah, that one, all right. But im going to go down to another one. Because thats a good photo. Then we have this photo. Whats it say . Jimmy which is also you know, its its a good photo. But why is it only two photos on this thing and they chose one where youre either super high or your eyes are just kind of closed. First of all, thats not a good photo. Jimmy yeah, well. Am i with a cardboard cutout of katie . Jimmy yeah, looks like youre with a cardboard cutout of katherine heigl, either that or Something Weird happened to her, we dont know. [ laughter ] that is so weird and random. That must be from a premiere of that movie or something . Jimmy i happen to know its from the premiere of 27 dresses in 2008. [ laughter ] right, yeah. That was the promo for that. Jimmy yeah, so we have to change this, right . To something else. Okay, can we . Please do, whos in charge of wikipedia . [ bleep ]. Jimmy its complicated. The world is in charge of wikipedia. Theres no particular person in charge. Its like a community of people who can make edits. But we have we contacted wikipedia to figure out how to do this. What were going to do is were going to change that photo to this photo of us together. [ cheers and applause ] and that is not a cardboard cutout. Although it could easily be. And then we will see, i guess, if it takes or whatever. Thank you, jimmy, i really appreciate that. Jimmy right. 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So that not everything changes for sam with cancer. Or for his brother liam, without. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Our next guest as Country Music singer and songwriter with five grammys, seven acms, and ten cma awards. This is his new album, its called starting over. It just came out about ten minutes ago. From nashville, please welcome Chris Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] hello, chris. Hey, jimmy, how are you doing . Jimmy im doing well, how are you doing . You know what im jimmy sorry, go ahead, i assume youre doing okay. Im good. My wife told me not its hard with this remote thing not to interrupt, latency or something. Jimmy yeah. I i did the very thing my wife told me not to do just now. [ laughter ] jimmy well, it was my fault, i assure you. I also want to say that your hair is so lustrous. A lot of us in quarantine have really become a mess. But you started out kind of a mess, and now [ laughter ] no, you look good, you do. What kind of conditioner are you using . I look the same. Jimmy first of all, thank you very much for doing the show tonight. And i want to tell you a little backstory. I love Chris Stapleton. I love his music. And i saw that his album was coming out on november 13th, which happens to be my birthday. And so i texted him saying, thank you for this beautiful gift. Then chris was nice enough to offer to play on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so when its technically november 13th, after midnight, and i appreciate that. Thanks very much. This would have been the worst birthday ever without that. [ laughter ] chris, you were on the awards show last night with your wife, morgan. Yes. Jimmy what a great song. What a fantastic song. And great performance that was. A lot of people were sick. A lot of the performers were unable to attend. How did that come together last night . Well, i mean, we actually pretaped our part of it. We were even because some of the people got sick, we were kind of a fillin for one of the acts that couldnt make it. So, you know, they had all kinds of protocols in place. Safe as we can do things, you know. Jimmy yeah. But it was it was really thats the first thing that weve tried to kind of go out in the world and do. Jimmy five years ago this week, it was a very different story. Five years ago, you performed at the cmas with justin timberlake. And that really put justin on the map. [ laughter ] well, i was trying to help him out. [ laughter ] jimmy you did help him in a big way. Did your life change enormously after that performance . I think that would be probably the understatement of the millennium. It was drastic, yeah. Soldout shows, you know. People dudes driving from North Carolina into my driveway to say hi to me. Just weird, odd things ive never had to deal with, you know. Jimmy it changed for the better and the worse. And that was morgan, your wifes idea, correct . Absolutely, yeah. Well, im kind of a you know, i dont want to bother anybody. I know, you know, folks sometimes my wife is very good at pushing me to get, well, you know, you should do this, you should call such and such, ask them for a favor. And so i called justin and asked him for a favor. Hey, man wed been kind of looking for something to do, you know, together anyway. And i say, hey, man, would you have any interest in doing this thing with me . And he was gracious enough to come and do that. And the rest is history, i guess. Jimmy it was one of those award show performances that you kind of always remember. I remember watching it, and i really wasnt familiar with your work. I was like, who is this guy . Hes fantastic. And i bought your album immediately after that. And now youve become the Chris Stapleton we all know and love. [ cheers and applause ] and not just in the world of music. I didnt know this. Another show that im very, very fond of is game of thrones. You were on was it the second or third to last episode of game of thrones . You know, im not sure what it whatever the episode was with the big battle that they had, 70 nights of night shoots, the really expensive battle that they had in the last season. I was in that. Jimmy you were in that. Explain what in that means. Well, its a very short definition of in that. I was an extra sort of laying in the dirt. [ laughter ] jimmy when did you shoot this . In belfast, Northern Ireland. Jimmy so you went to Northern Ireland. Correct. Jimmy did they call you and ask you to do this . No. [ laughter ] jimmy you asked them if you could do it . Yeah. I tasked, you know one of my managers, clay hunt, with kind of i often give him things that i think are impossible tasks. [ laughter ] as a joke honestly, i said, hey, man, id like to be on game of thrones. Because i knew it was the last season. There had been a few people who were much, much more famous than i am to get in on the show and have bit parts, you know. Like, i want to do that even if im going over there, just laying in the dirt. And so they agreed to let me come do that. Jimmy lets take a look at this classic scene from game of thrones. Okay, i didnt see you at all. [ laughter ] but lets see you do it again. Weve enhanced it so that we can see. Chris stapleton, go ahead. Jimmy there you are. There you are. [ cheers and applause ] thats it. Jimmy how long was that flight to Northern Ireland . [ laughter ] i have no idea. It was a longtime. Jimmy did you even see yourself when you watched the episode . No. [ laughter ] jimmy no. No, it was completely deflating. In some ways. Because i was watching it, i was excited. We watched the whole episode. Watched the part we thought i was going to be in. We even went back to watched it several times. My wife finally caught the glimpse. Jimmy shes got a very good eye. Did you meet any of the stars while you were there . Any of the big actors on the show . Yeah. The guy that was the night king. Really weird, he was got to be back in the green room waiting to do our big part. [ laughter ] and the night king, vlad was his name, he was laying kind of laying sprawled out on the couch. They had all this like dessert trays with all these really daintylooking hes in full costume, he has the whole bit on. Hes kind of on ebay buying something on his phone. [ laughter ] eating desserts. It was very kind of strange, you know, thing to have the curtain pulled back on. Because hes this terrifying character on the show. Jimmy chris, i want to ask you about the album. I got it yesterday, ive been listening to it, and its so great. And theres a song called watch you burn on the album. Tell us what that song is about. Well, that song was, you know it was a reactionary song to there was a mass shooting at a country festival in las vegas. Youre from vegas, right . Jimmy yes, yes. Right. And yeah, it was you know, it was a very kind of angry moment for me, you know. I hate to see all that kind of stuff going around the world. And i carried that around in my pocket lyrically for awhile. Got together with Mike Hamilton to do some songwriting. I brought that out, he and i kind of hashed it out, got to what we thought was an appropriate way to talk about that. Jimmy theres some anger on the album. You write and sing about dulling the pain with alcohol, with smoke. Then we have the song starting over. And the title of the album. Why is it called starting over . Well we named the record kind of after we had finished the record and sequenced it and all those things. And then it was kind of, you know shows canceled, pandemic, all that kind of stuff. So it happened to be sequenced as the first song on the record, a song called starting over. We named the record, i think in hopes that wed actually get to start over. Jimmy yeah. In a hopeful sort of way, i think. Jimmy also did they cancel the photo shoot for the album cover . [ laughter ] we did. We did, we were trying to come up with a what was going to be done. And we wereee like, what is the most rudimentary kind of like just listen to the music thing we can do . Well, nothing. My wife had a typewriter sitting there, she typed out these lines, i wrote the title and my name on it, and that became the artwork. Jimmy all right. Well, the albums great. The song is great. Youre great. Thank you for being with us tonight. When we come back, music from Chris Stapleton well be right back. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Surprise ahhh yes i love it you dont have to spend a lot to give a lot to the ones who mean the most. Youve got the holidays, and weve got you, with the best bargains ever. At ross. Yes for less yep get the gifts you love. Yesss . For everyone on your list. Youve got the holidays, and weve got you. With all the gift for less. At ross. Yes for less dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank ellen pompeo, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, this is his album starting over with the title track, Chris Stapleton well the road rolls out like a welcome mat to a better place than the one were at and i aint got no kinda plan but ive had all of this town i can stand and i got friends out on the coast we can jump in the water and see what floats weve been savin for a rainy day lets beat the storm and be on our way and it dont matter to me wherever we are is where i wanna be and honey for once in our life lets take our chances and roll the dice i can be your lucky penny you can be my Fourleaf Clover starting over this might not be an easy time theres rivers to cross and hills to climb some days we might fall apart and some nights might feel cold and dark but nobody wins afraid of losin and the hard roads are the ones worth choosin someday well look back and smile and know it was worth every mile and it dont matter to me wherever we are is where i wanna be and honey for once in our life lets take our chances and roll the dice i can be your lucky penny you can be my Fourleaf Clover starting over starting over it dont matter to me wherever we are is where i wanna be and honey for once in our life lets take our chances and roll the dice i can be your lucky penny you can be my Fourleaf Clover starting over starting over oooh oohoohooh oooh oohoohooh this is nightline. 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