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The heat beat the lakers arch rival the Boston Celtics in the conference finals and of course it would have been great to see the lakers play the celtics again. But its even better knowing matt damon spent the night crying into his my little pony pillow. Many fans in miami are fired up. This was the scene there on sunday night. Where the bars are open and they appear to have thrown caution to the wind. From the streets to the bars of winwood, the sounds of pots and pans are taking over the streets of the magic city tonight. Oh, my, it is the First Time Since 2014, by the way, that the heats are going to the final. And the fans are going to the hospital because none of them are wearing masks. You cant be a diehard fan if you live, can you . The last time the heat made it to the finals, they had a player named lebron james. This is lebrons tenth appearance in an nba final with three different teams and hes not done. If he wins at the lakers, he says next year he is going to sign with the Pittsburgh Penguins to win a stanley cup. The nba finals have a long and rich history and tonight, we look back at one of those moments from history with a basketball historian named snoop. Hey. Hey. Whats going on . Its your boy big snoop dodouble g. Roll the tape. Jump ball. Mad hops. Is that a black man out there . Thats a black man out there. Hold it. Hold it. He got a white glove on. A black man with a white glove on. Good d. Good d. Good d. Push that. Push that. Push that. Push that. Push that. Wheres the black dude . Where is the black dude . Get the ball to the black dude. To the black dude there you go. Why did you pass the ball . Oh this is when basketball was based on ten passes before you shot. This is garbage basketball right here. You the only black dude on the court. You didnt take the shot . There you go. Black man, two. White guys, none. Jimmy thank you, snoop. We have got a great show for you tonight. We have a new, allstar edition of nba mean tweets and well be right back with adam sandler. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] defense, defense because she loves me so this i know fo sho cmon hey ya hey ya shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it shake it like a polaroid picture you know what to do hey ya hey ya hey. Todays the day to get to your toyota dealer. But hurry, theyre going fast. Toyota. Lets go places whenever youre dressing up to stay in. Getting some brownie points. Or witnessing a miracle sorry, jess. Go big with delicious nachos topped with all your favorites. Nachos party pack. Only at taco bell. [sfx bong] nachos party pack. Only at taco bell. Verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Offer the best in entertainment and plans to mix and match starting at 35. With the stunning iphone 11. Now get two for just 5 per month. One for you and another to share. Only at verizon. That eat 100 organic grass 100 of the time, we get this organic grassmilk. More grass, more nutrient dense diet, more nutrient dense milk. I love nutrient density organic valley grassmilk jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live. All starstudded best edition of nba mean tweets is on the way. We have a new show with julie bowen and music from my morning jacket. Our guest tonight is a very funny and successful man who loves basketball and movies so much, he combines them frequently. You can see him with kevin james, julie bowen and Shaquille Oneal in his new movie hubie halloween on netflix. Please, welcome adam sandler. Hello. Hi, jimmy hi, everybody. Jimmy jimmy wow, thats quite a beard you have there. Its disgusting. Im sorry. Its not a beard. Its a mask. Jimmy no, theyre different things. You cant just grow hair on your face and protect yourself. Have you been listening to dr. Fauci, adam . Yeah. No. Look jimmy, when i keep my mouth closed, its a mask. Jimmy you have like a lumberjack look to you. You look different with the beard than i would have ever guessed. I dont look good. I know that but i am doing it for a movie. But my father had a beard my whole life and this is very similar the way his beard was. Like, gray at the bottom. I dont have gray hair on my head, for some reason. But i got grays coming out the bottom here. Yeah. For some reason, it comes out the bottom, first. It is very amish. Itser have mennonite, your beard. Nobody likes it, at all. People on the street go, no no, adam. Doing it for a movie. They go no movie, no go jimmy whose basketball shoes are those behind you . These are im in philadelphia right now. I just got in this house doing a movie. And its coincidental. These are lebron james, the man who owns this house apparently, you know, met lebron and he signed sneakers for him. These are lebron james and i am doing a movie in philly, like lebrons company is producing it. But do you like them . Theyre nice. Jimmy isnt that a funny thing we do, though . We will take a man who is bigger than we are, well take his shoes and put them in a plexiglass box, on display. I know. These are cool. These are size you want to know what size they are . Jimmy yeah, sure. 106. Jimmy, what is the craziest thing you ever signed for anybody . I have a funny one. Well, you tell yours. I will think about it. Okay. I had a person, one time, i was leaving a haircut. And and a kid came out with a bag of my haircut. And and asked me to sign that. And i did that. And then, on the internet that night, it he was selling it and saying Adam Sandlers pubic hair. Its a true story. Jimmy how much . How much was it . I bought em back for 65. How about you, jimmy . How about you . Jimmy i think the craziest thing i ever signed is probably guillermos paycheck, probably. Thats incredible. Thats a great one. Jimmy sitting on the stool just watching us right now. Hey, guillermo. How you doing . Jimmy what do you think of the beard, guillermo . I like it. I think it looks sexy. So you said youre doing something with lebron. Is that what youre doing right now . Im getting ready to do a basketball movie, a scout movie, where im playing an nba scout and i discover a player in spain. And and i bring him to america. Its that kind of story. Its going to be real cool. Lebrons company had it and they they called me up and asked if i wanted to be a part of it. Jimmy did you meet with him . Does he have an active role in producing this movie . You know, hes in the middle of a a championship run right now. So were going to get to sitting down and talking after that. But you know, its a legit movie. Its a legit nba movie because of lebron, right . I came to philly and kyles coming by to do a quick, little thing. I dont think thats because of me. I think its because he and lebron. Thats whats happening. Jimmy dont sell yourself short here, adam. Because you are really, youre one of the few guys who really thinks about like hey, i love basketball. I like these players. I am going to be in a movie with these players. Youre in with Kevin Garnett. Shaquille oneal is in hubie halloween your new one. Yes. By the way, two great guys that i get to be friends with now. And this new one has loads of nba guys in it. But one of the coolest things that happened to me back in the day when i did little nicky, the Harlem Globetrotters were in the movie, and that was like the best. Did you see the globetrotters when you were a kid . Oh, yes, many times. Lemon. Curly neal. All the guys. Its funny, now you see the globetrotters. Theyre a bunch of young, new globetrotters. Wheres curly . Wheres meadowlark . Yeah. Jimmy meadowlark is dead. Yeah, no. I saw i saw em live in boston at the garden when i was a kid. And i had meadowlark threw confetti right next to me. And i remember going home and telling everybody it happened to me. I had to lie. Ive been lying my entire life so its like close enough to lie. Jimmy and you remember the team that they played always, the designated losers. Yeah, the washington jimmy be part of your the washington generals. Your job is to lose to the globetrotters at every city. You seem like you could be on the generals. Jimmy i spiritually, i feel like i am captain of the generals. Guillermo would start for the generals. Jimmy yes. So, before you were famous, before you you became famous pretty young. Did you ever meet any of these players . I know youre a knicks fan growing up. Did you ever run into any of these athletes . Yes. Jimmy, i love the knicks so much as a kid, and when i was a real little kid, my uncle michael was a very good friend with phil jackson. They played ball together and became tight. And im guessing they smoked a lot of dope together. I dont know, just guessing. But those two guys were really friendly. So my father drove me in from New Hampshire to to the garden to meet my uncle. And my uncle brought me back back down where the players enter. And it was after the game and my uncle michael and my dad and me were and my brother scott we were there waiting for them to leave. And like, walt frasier, bradley, all those guys walked past us. And bill jackson goes, hey, and came over. And my uncle says this is my nephew scott and adam. And phil jackson shook my hand. And i was like holy cow i just met phil jackson. And blah, blah, blah. And then we drove back to New Hampshire. And im like what . Whats going on in this car . Theres something weird. And i smell smelled my hand and it i had Phil Jacksons sweat hand. A four and a half hour trip. I kept going Phil Jacksons hand smelt terrible. What the hell . But he just played a game. So god bless him. I used to i hope phil jackson doesnt smack me in the face for that. Jimmy yeah, right. It would stink. But, but jimmy, when i would go to laker games, i went to literally 600 laker games, and i would sit right next to the bench. And phil jackson always i would tell my friends i know phil jackson because of my uncle. And id be sitting there. Id be like phil jackson said hello to me maybe one out of 60 games. And whenever he did, hed be like hows uncle michael . And id be like can this guy acknowledge im a [ bleep ] movie star . One time . Jimmy adam sandler is with us. Hubie halloween is his new one its on netflix october 7th. Well be right back with adam. At tmobile, we believe access to the internet equals opportunity. Thats why were launching our most Ambitious Program ever. Project 10 million. To help close the homework gap by offering School Districts Free Internet access and mobile hotspots for 10 million eligible households over the next five years. Tmobile. Working to connect every student. vo home is where dad takes to the next level. Pillsbury grands biscuits. 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Whether its this pandemic or the next health crisis, vote yes on prop fifteen. For all of us. Whats your problem . I think you got the problem. I think we are going to dehydrate. Lets break that up. Want to die . Not yet. Excuse me. You need to leave the party, right now. This public property. I dont see that happening. Leave or i will beat you with a tire iron. You and whose army . Me. And me. And me. And definitely me. Lets kill him yeah jimmy no, dont kill him. We like him. Thats adam sandler in hubie halloween. Why would they want to kill me . Thats terrible. Jimmy it seems extreme. It really does. What a crazy cast this is. Let me go through the cast. You. Steve buscemi, ray liotta, julie bowen, kevin james, and Shaquille Oneal. You guys. Yeah. Jimmy do you get drunk and just start calling people . How does it work . Similar to that. Yes. Yes. I just good friends of mine, all of those people you named and i love em all. And we got to go to massachusetts and make a movie together. Jimmy i dont want to give too much away but shaq plays a very strange character. How do you explain how do you tell shaq what his role is going to be . You dont tell shaq. You just say what do you want to do . And shaq goes im going to do this. And you go, yes, that sounds just fine. Shaq gets the biggest laugh in the whole movie. Shaq is just he doesnt demand much. We were shooting in boston and he just kind of looked at me. And i and i said can i get you some baked beans . And he kept staring. And i said, no . How about some fried dough . I got nothing. I said how about six pints of clam chowder soup . And he gave me like the big smile. Jimmy shaq enjoys the clam chowder. Your daughters are in the film as well and they had like real big parts in it and they did a great job. Thank you. Jimmy does that make you nervous . Especially, with two of them because what if one of thems great and then the other one isnt . That would be tough. Yeah. No. You only can allow one kid to be so good. You dont ever be better than your sister at anything. So, yeah, no, you make sure that doesnt happen. But my my kids have fun. They were they were i got very nervous when theyre out there. And everybody recognizes that i get a little nutty when the kids are on the set. Theyve been in all my movies but this is a little bigger than usual. And i start getting panicky and stuff. And the director, friend of mine, steve brill, hes like sandman, walk away. Calm down, let me do this because i start getting like get it right i guess im nervous about them wasting peoples time that i forced them into i dont know. Im psychotic. They had a great time. Theyre sweet as hell. And they had fun dressing up and all that stuff. Have they seen the movie, yet . They did. They had a what do you call a socialdistanced backyard thingamajiggy where they showed the movie. And they were all like ten feet apart on mattresses watching this movie. And they showed hubie halloween. And i could not bear to watch because i didnt want to think my poor kids, if it didnt do well, theyd probably get hurt and start screaming at their friends. Daddy. You better love him. So i just stayed away. But when i came back, at the very end, theres theres a music thats over the credits. And i saw all the seven kids dancing and jumping up and down so i was like, okay, i guess it went well. Things went well. You worked with shaq, as i mentioned, and Kevin Garnett. Who is the better actor . Shaq or Kevin Garnett . Thats a very good question. They both do like i have only done comedies with shaq. Shaq is i mean, he is incredibly funny. Kg is funny, too. So two two different things. Both great men. Would you ever consider shaq for a serious part in one of your movies . Yes. I mean, when i watch him after the games, and when he is talking to barkley and kenny and ernie, the guy is, he gets real. He gets very strong. Yeah. Hes a very sharp i love him. Ill tell you. I forgot to mention my uncle before. Yeah. My uncle michael. I wanted to get this out there, too. My uncles wife was my aunt bobbi. She dated joe namath. Jimmy really . Yeah. What does that mean, dated . See. That they say dated. I am guessing it was some sort of afternoon. But but i dont know. But my uncle my uncle michael was so cool about it, he never, like, he never got when when my aunt would say, and then joe namath, my uncle was always very proud. Like thats right. I followed namath. Not a problem. Not a problem. Id be like, all right, uncle mikes got it going down there. Jimmy i guess thats like cam newton playing quarterback for the patriots after tom brady. You slide right in there and everybodys happy. Thats a good one, man. Jimmy well, god bless uncle michael. Yeah. Jimmy and thanks for doing the show. Appreciate it. Always love checking in with you. I hope quarantine goes okay. I love ya, man, and im happy you are doing this and this is going to be an incredible series. This whole this whole lakers heat thing is excellent. Jimmy its going to be fun. A lot of future costars in this one. Hubie halloween netflix, october 6th. October 7th. Adam sandler, everybody. Well be back. Shaq, steph curry, jimmy butler and more with an nba edition of mean tweets. So whats going on . Im a talking dog. The other issue. Oh. Im scratching like crazy. Youve got some allergic itch with skin inflammation. Apoquel can work on that itch in as little as 4 hours, whether its a new or chronic problem. And apoquels treated over 8 million dogs. Nice. And. The talking dog thing . Is it bothering you . No. Itching like a dog is bothering me. Until dogs can speak for themselves, you have to. When allergic itch is a problem, ask for apoquel. Apoquel is for the control of itch associated with allergic dermatitis and the control of Atopic Dermatitis in dogs. Do not use apoquel in dogs less than 12 months old or those with serious infections. 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Either way its touchdown tasty, baby can i get one of those little jets . Subway. Eat fresh. Verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Offer the best in entertainment and plans to mix and match starting at 35. With the stunning iphone 11. Now get two for just 5 per month. One for you and another to share. Only at verizon. Jimmy welcome back to the Fourth Quarter of Jimmy Kimmel Live game night. Traditionally would celebrate the start of the nba finals with the new edition of mean tweets, but the pandemic made it difficult this year. So we dug deep into our archives and called the very best of the very best to bring you this. An allstar nba edition of mean tweets. James harden always looks like hes just about to lead the israelites through the red sea. Jimmy butler looks so ugly, look like a face you put on a totem pole, bra. Looking like a tiki mask, bra. If anything ever happens to the guy who does the voice of cookie monster. I can sleep at night knowing we have Dikembe Mutombo as a backup. Thats funny. Stephen currys facial hair is a little pubbie. And while were on the subject, your teeth need some work. Come on, man. La griffin is . Did Morgan Friedman and carrot top impregnate amazon or what happened . One day Klay Thompson is going to leave the house without remembering to attach his goatee that he bought from party city. Draymond green looked like donkey from shrek. Pretty sure reggie millers ears provideifi. Oh my god they do Russell Westbrook look like jar jar binks. Ill take your word for it. I dont know who that is but sure. Shaq is a fatass old man that your mother loves very dearly. Deandre jordan, so close to Charles Barkley has pancake [ bleep ]. Thats not true, because i would eat them. He looks like his sweat smells like mop water and chihuahua. Chris bosh talks like a white guy named dennis. No. [ bleep ] twitter. Aint doing it. That is our show. Thanks to adam sandler. 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