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Dammit. Only a two . Ok at least theres room for improvement. We have to enjoy tiktok while we still got it. Because the president wants to get rid of it. No one really knows why. Personally i think its because he tried the im a savage dance and got zero likes. But losing tik tok would be disastrous. Without it, where else would we spend time on the internet . Besides youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, linkedin and snapchat . Welp, at least i can fall back on my music career. Theres a lot of crazy stuff going on right now. Some of yall are still trying to date during this pandemic which does not sound fun. Now when a guy asks if he can get your number, hes talking about your temperature. 103 . Nah baby, call me after labor day. And first dates are like an interrogation now. You gotta ask questions like do you wear a mask to the Grocery Store . And is your name karen . And if you do make a connection with someone right now and you get married or whatever its gonna be weird to explain that to your kids one day. Well son, i was trying to stay awake in a zoom meeting when all of a sudden, this fine thing appeared in the left hand corner, so we agreed to meet in an abandoned field. Ice . Now i know that one was good what is that . A g . Come on, man. Im gonna start calling you ice cold. Alright this is cool. Me and guillermo have been working on a top secret project and were excited to share it with you. Like i said, im big on tiktok. I have 33 million followers, which i think is all of them. But guillermo doesnt have any followers. Yet. So he asked me how to become a viral sensation and i taught him everything i know. Guillermo hi, jason derulo. Hey, may brother, how you doin . Group lo gro guillermo look, i want to make a lot of money, they told me you are doing this game, tikk tok . Its not a game really, but you can make a lot of money on tik tok, and its a lot of fun, too. First were going to get our phones and download tik tok. Guillermo wait, dik . Tik tok. We want to be posting from three to six times a g a day. Guillermo thats how many times i have lunch. One of the ps, you may want to show a little skin, know what im saying . Lets see what you got, though. Oh, not, guillermo, do you have a puppy . People like eat the puppies up. Guillermo oh, i do have a puppy. All right. Oh, yeah, youre good. Ermo ram i bella. Bellas going to make ah lyo lot of money. So now all we got to do is learn to dance. Guillermo jason, for this dance, can we say guillermo at the beginning . Yeah, you go the to do a rip though. Guillermo rodriguez Guillermo Guillermo rodriguez close. Were going to take our right arm and elbow somebody, slap somebody on the top of the head. Then were going to wow, wind it, then left hand, same thing. Elbow, slap, wind. Guillermo its easy for you, because you dont have a belly. After weve done the right and left hand were going to do both hands. Elbow slap. Wind it up. And then were done. Guillermo okay, let me do did it by myself. You tell me if im doing good. Guillermo one and two, one and two. I got it . You got it, but what you just did was half the macarena. You did gro. Guillermo listen, if im going to dance, i got to have a drink, okay . Cheers to that. Yeah, yeah, better. Yes, down, yes, turn, and, down. Yeah thats what im talkin about guillermo im ready, right . Youre tik tok ready. Okay, its time for the moment of truth, the World Premiere of guillermos very first tiktok on the new Jimmy Kimmel Live account america, are you ready . Well damn, i cant hear you so im just going to assume you all screamed yes roll it did somebody break your heart when you kiss me i know you dont get oh and you got an 11 from ice congratulations, guillermo. How does it feel to be a tik tok star . Guillermo fantastic. When do i get my first check . Oh, about that, we got to do a couple more. You got one in. We got to do a couple more. Im proud of you, my son. Weve got a great show for you tonight were going to celebrate a healthcare hero, well be right back with the great luke bryan, and an exclusive look at my new video for my song take you dancing. Dicky abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by alexa. You know how these things start. You try wendys buy one get one for a dollar breakfast offer, love it and tell a friend. Then they tell a friend. And so on and so on and so on. So get to wendys and get some breakfast a lot of folks ask me why their dishwasher doesnt get everything clean. I tell them, it may be your detergent. Thats why more dishwasher brands recommend cascade platinum. With the soaking, scrubbing and rinsing built right in. For sparklingclean dishes, the first time. Cascade platinum. Scratch that, baby, im grateful got to say its really been a while but now ive got to crack that smile smile, hey check everything off the list with contactless ways to get ready for school at target. Its more than just fast. It keeps all your devices running smoothly. With builtin security that protects your kids. No matter what theyre up to. It protects your info. And gives you 24 7 peace of mind. That if its connected, its protected. Even that that petcamera thingy. [ whines ] can your internet do that . Xfinity xfi can because its. Simple, easy, awesome. [ barking ] run away run away run away my heart know that i should you can see it in my eyes i want to take it down right now if i could so i hope you know what i mean when i say we dont need no dance floor let me see your best move anything could happen ever since i met you no need to imagine baby all im askin is let me take you dancin da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da, da da, this is Jimmy Kimmel Live, im jason derulo. And that was a sneak peek at my video for take you dancing that comes out tomorrow. Its a fun one. My guest tonight is a multiplatinumselling musician who recently earned his 25th number one hit with a song about chronic margarita consumption. His latest album is called born here live here die here, its available now. Please Welcome Country superstar and my good buddy luke bryan. Whats up, baby . Whats up, bro, bro . I have missed you, gosh likewise, like wowise, this crazy times, but good to see your face. Good to see you as well. I swear every day my boys come runnin in, theyre like, daddy, look what mr. Jasons doing on tik tok today. Its been amazing seeing you on that and such creative stuff. Its probably surprising for people that were so close, a country boy like yourself and a city boy like me. It was crazy when you invited me for the first time to the barn, right . I remember that story when you were like, yeah, come out to the barn, can you stay in the barn. Im like, what . I dont want to sleep with the goats and pigs and horses, im good. I guess you thought it was like charlottes web barn. 100 . [ laughter ] and not to mention the pond, youre like, were going to go fishing. Where are we going to go fishing . In my pond. Wait, you cant own a pond. Im so proud to say that i was a part of you catching your first fish and absolutely. For everybody watching at home, when jason caught the fish, the look on your face was like, it was like you were a kid all over again. It was something hell never forget. Absolutely, man. Up until that point i was trying to catch tadpoles. You know in miami we had this canal which was probably very dirty, and we was trying to catch, you know, frogs and tadpoles. That was an experience, man. Running from alligators, right . Yeah, yeah. Very different. Very, very different, man. Do you actually remember when we were about to go outside, and were you like, you got to change your clothes. This aint going to work. This going to get a little dirty. So let me paint the picture. So jason comes out to the, jason comes out to my farm, and he is full, full jason derulo stage gear, like im talkin about he had on everything he had on was white. It was like, everything. And i looked down, im like, man, we, i didnt want to ruin, like, your outfit looked like it was about 20,000. And i didnt want to, i didnt want to turn it brown. So yeah, we had to go borrow some i called my buddy dallas. He brought you some sebago loafers or whatever. It was great, man. Next time you come out, ill have the, ill have you some proper farm wardrobe. Ill have you some boots you can wear. You know i need it. Do you remember that crazy, that viral video we did for want to want me. Can we play a piece of that . Lets do that. I got your body on my mind hits me so bad so high bring it, uh girl, you know what i want if you want it, then girl, you got me we were layin it down, werent we . We was getting down. What were you thinking with that face right there, that exact it looked like you wanted to go to the bathroom, ill be right back. Yeah, hittin them high notes like that, they got my, they got all my system movin. Oh, come on, man. I love seeing, youre such a great singer, man. Im so excited for your new album, im excited when you have a new project, so fresh, it always feels so authentic to you and feels like such a great body of work. So im really excited for this one. Is there anything you want to tell us about it . Well, yeah, this album has some oldersounding stuff, kind of, you know, ive got steel guitars through there, and i kind of rewind the clock a little bit. Got a lot more country songs on this album that kind of goes back to some of my earlier roots. Were getting great feedback from the fans. It was pretty trick eye putting an album out during a global pandemic. I know, come on. I know you know. Youre still putting new music out, and youre always excited when you can put the music out virtually and hopefully the fans respond. Im excited for the album, excited that youre coming back with american idol. Exciting times for my buddy. Im always excited to see you do it. Next time i get to l. A. Well try to hook up. Well try to hook up on idol, one of these days, maybe we can relive one of those duet moments on the idol stage. I appreciate you being my first guest. Thats a hell after first guest. Luke bryan, everybody. Likewise. Thanks luke. When we come back, were going to meet a very special healthcare hero. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Marvels Avengers coming to your Favorite Gaming platform september 4th. Embrace your power. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles and in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity, its like an eight lane highway compared to a two lane dirt road. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. In fact, its the fastest 5g in the world. From the network more people rely on. This is 5g built right. Only on verizon. New school year, whatever that means from the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar whatever this year looks like, get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. Hi. Whats on your mind . In. Can you help keep these guys protected online . Easy. Connect to the xfi gateway. What about wireless data options for the family . You can customize and save. What about internet speeds that can keep up with my gaming . Lets hook you up with the Fastest Internet from xfinity. And now with our stores reopening, were putting Healthy Practices in place. Come visit a store today. Stop in or book an appointment online at a time that works for you. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Ask. Shop. Discover at your local xfinity store today. Want restand schools . Pen . Want the economy to get back on track . Youre not alone. And you can help make it happen. Stay 6 feet apart. Wash your hands. Wear a mask every time you leave your home. Choose to join the fight against covid19. Do your part. Slow the spread. Welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, im jason derulo. Our healthcare hero tonight comes to us all the way from massachusetts. Please welcome nurse florence jerohgay and her 15 yearold son, jason. Hey, florence, hey, jason. Thank you for being with us tonight. Thank you. We are honored to be here tonight. Its a pleasure, its a pleasure. So florence, what kind of nursing do you do . Um, i am a geriatric nurse, and i love my job, because the patients become my family. I just feel the joy of making a difference in someones life. Ah, that as a beautiful thing. Jason, first of all, you have a great name. And you wrote a letter to the show to nominate your mom as a health care hero. Florence, either your son really loves you, or hes trying to get out of doing some chores. But jason, if youll be so kind, can you read us a few lines from the letter . Of course. My name is jason, im sophomore at st. Johns high school. I consider myself and many who know me to be an awesome kid. I agree with that, by the way. But forget about me, let me introduce you to my most wonderful person in the world, my mother. My mom is an amazing nurse and a fulltime caretaker for my father who continues to gallantly fight lou fwar disease or als. She has so many responsibilities, but she never does fail to smile. I love that. People with a lot of support, is caring for dad a full family effort . You know, with als, its a disease that actually takes away the function of your muscles. So, you know, walking and using your hands becomes very difficult. So i have to say that i have been very honored to take care of my husband, and with the help of my children i think thats what has kept us going. Is we help him with this battle. But everybody has a responsibility, you know. For jason, hes strong, so hes my goto guy when we need to get to the car. He helps me put him in the car. And gracen jace and jenna are able to help me with other small heal house responsibilities. Amazing. Yeah. Lets, lets bring in the rest of the team. Jasons sisters, grace and jenna. Yeah, sure. Hey, hi, guys hi. All right, we got the whole team together. So florence, we secretly shipped this lock box to your kids this morning. Now, jenna, can you be honest, have you tried to crack the combination to the lock box . No, i havent. Oh, my goodness. Ive been told there was a camera in it. You was toad there was a hidden camera in the lock box . Yeah. We dont have the budget for a hidden camera, but that was a good idea that they told you that. Well, before i give you the combination to hoopen the box, d hike like to read the last two lines. He says my household does a lot to take care of dad. There are lots of things that would make our life easier and more normal. We really, really need a handicap accessible van, and that requires a lot of money. Now florence, can you please push the following buttons on the safe. Okay. 135. Ooh there we go. Oh oh our friends at chrysler and Vantage Mobility International want to help out by sending you a brandnew, 2020 vehicle. It has plenty of interior space for yoockdownis wheelchair and a lot of the safety and convenience features. Oh, my goodness yay thank you so much oh, my gosh. Im so happy for you. Now florence, when jason turns 16, will you let him borrow the van . You know, ladies love the chrysler pacifica. Oh, my goodness, i am so, so honored. Thank you so much. Well, i think youre such an inspiring woman, and you have an inspiring family, so im, it was my honor to talk to you guys today, honestly, from me and for a lot of people at home, its just incredible to see the love that you guys share for each other. Its really beautiful to watch. Big thanks to chrysler. Thanks to Vantage Mobility International and a big thank you to the entire jerogay family. Well be right back. Its eeeyouuuuuuuuu fast. Curious how do you spell eeeeeyouuuuuuuuu . . . Get boost mobiles shrink it plan, and watch your bill shrink to 35 per month after just 6 ontime payments. Plus get a free Samsung Galaxy a11 when you switch. After just 6 ontime payments. Scratch that, baby, im grateful. Ankf l. Gotta say, its really been a while. But now i got back that smile. Smil check everything off the list with jeans from 8 and tees from 4. Get ready for school at target. Daxx daxx daxx daxx choose your fighter daxx, with antioxidant vitamin c given the choice, why wouldnt you choose the one with antioxidant vitamin c . Ch peter walsh people came and they met and they felt comfortable. Its what we did with coogans. You felt safe and, if you were safe, you could be joyful. Everybody has a coogans. And almost half those small businesses, they could close if people dont do something. We have to keep our communities together. Thats how we get through this. Thats all the time we have tonight. Id like to thank luke bryan, nurse florence, and of course, jimmy kimmel. Lil rel will host tomorrow night. Nightline is next. Goodnight. Thank you for joining us. This is Kenneth Moton along with Mona Kosar Abdi and a special edition of world news now. We welcome our west coast stations to continuous coverage of hurricane laura hitting the gulf coast. The storm is one of the most powerful hurricanes to ever hit the United States with a storm surge of 20 feet expected along the louisiana coastline. Abcs rob marciano joins us now from lake charles, louisiana. Rob, good morning to you. Good morning, guys. Communications are hard. Verizon wireless just went down. Power obviously is out here in lake charles. I heard weve got verification of 130mileperhour wind gusts. I believe it. Weve got debris and glass breaking outside and all sorts of stuff

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