Country is a bit brighter. Protests continue nationwide but Common Ground is being reached. In lincoln, nebraska, police and protesters even had an impromptu dance party. Was that a protest or tom sellecks wedding reception . Are we sure those were real cops and not strippers . Ive been fooled before. That was the scene in lincoln. In washington, where Law Enforcement has taken a much more forceful approach, including teargassing peaceful protestors things are not as amicable. Authorities there are busy erecting another fence around the existing white house fence. Two fences. Wasnt that a spin doctors song . So it looks like trump is finally getting his wall built after all. How long before we find out don junior invested in a Fence Company . Yesterday, trumps former secretary of defense, four star general james mad dog mattis, gave the president a one star yelp review. He lambasted his former boss, saying, we are witnessing the consequences of three years without mature leadership. And that trump is a threat to the constitution. Of the united states. The president , of course, fired back right away. Tweeting, probably the only thing barack obama and i have in common is that we both had the honor of firing jim mattis, the worlds most overrated general. Didnt he call meryl streep overrated too . I asked for his letter of resignation, and felt great about it. His nickname was chaos, which i didnt like, and changed to mad dog. Which, not only is that not true, he had that nickname for years. Its what a strange thing to lie about. So easily disproved remember that movie romy and Micheles High School Reunion where they lie and say they invented postit notes . Its like that, but from the president. And this is interesting, someone came up with a very clever way to debunk the president s claim that his free speech is being targeted for censorship on twitter. A guy started posting the president s tweets last week, verbatim, on his own account. He just cut and pasted the president s tweets and guess what happened . He got suspended for violating twitters rules against glorifying violence. Maybe twitter has a way of determining who is and isnt a threat based on how tiny the person who tweeteds thumbs are. I dont know. Meanwhile, snapchat has announced they will no longer promote the president s account because they believe his comments could incite violence. Raise your hand if youre just now learning the president is on snapchat . I didnt know either. And since the president refuses to filter himself, snapchat is also now adding a filter for him. Ive seen you and the first lady interact. Shes such an important part of your life. How much do you rely on her . To get feedback on messaging and comments that you make . So, shes treated unfairly, but the people love her. The people love her. When i make a speech, they have sign, we love our first youve seen hundreds of signs, we love our first lady. We sometimes have pictures of high heels, its beautiful. Jimmy i knew he wore diapers. So twitter and snapchat have taken action to temper the president s lies. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg is up in his penthouse office, masturbating to the balance of his checking account. Donny boo boo sat for a 22minute interview yesterday on something called newsmax tv. It was a favor to his secondfavorite sean, former press secretary sean spicer. Don and sean covered the whole spectrum of hard hitting topics from why trump is awesome to why he is great. And they had a chat about trumps illadvised walk to church. We walked from the white house, and i think everything was handled very well. I will tell you, religious leaders loved it. Religious leaders thought it was great. They loved it. Jimmy i even got a thank you note from god. He loved it too. People werent yelling, jesus christ because they loved it. Spicer also lobbed trump a question about his faith, and listen very carefully to how he doesnt answer this. Since youve been president , have you grown in your faith . Do you pray . Do you pray often . You talk a lot about religion this week, what does it mean to you . So i think maybe i have, from the standpoint that i see so much that i can do. Ive done so much for religion. Jimmy so the answer is no. Hes done so much for religion. You know, technically, satan has done a lot for religion too. This was some interview. Youve got to watch the whole thing. Maybe my favorite part, after all that has gone on in minneapolis this week, it seems the president still doesnt know how to pronounce it. Look, i stopped it in minnesota, minnyinapolis. Jimmy minnyinapolis. But maybe that was just a slip of the tongue. Maybe that was the hydroxy kicking in. Im sure he got it right the next time. The mayor of minnyinapolis. Jimmy nope. Mini annapolis. Its a tiny naval base in maryland and as if that wasnt enough, it was the return of the president s favorite vampire bat. Rudy giuliani was on Good Morning Britain with piers morgan. Piers used to be the president s pal, but i guess that doesnt suit him anymore so now hes a critic and rudy g doesnt like that at all. The interview was over as far as im concerned. You sound completely barking mad, do you know that . No, a big liar. Youve lost the plot, and its sad to see. Youre the one who got thrown off of television here, because you had ratings that were about two. Yeah. So dont tell me ive lost anything you keep going, rudy. I know what happened to your show, piers. I remember the mistakes you made and how you [ bleep ]ed up. Dont give me that stuff, i know who you are. Jimmy welcome back rudy. We missed you. I hope the rabies shots dont hurt as much as i hear they do. So thats what the former mayor of new york is up to. The current mayor is getting hammered from all sides, including his own staff. At a press conference yesterday, with his city in the middle of massive protests and civil unrest, he wanted to remind everyone of the song imagine by john lennon. Which is lame for sure, but somehow, this morning on fox and friends, weatherman brian kilmeade, somehow managed to outlame it. He wants you to hum imagine by john lennon. He wants us to imagine john lennon wouldnt be safe in the city right now. Hed be hiding in his apartment. Jimmy nobody tell brian how john lennon died. Let him google it. The school year is mercifully coming to an end, but many parents are still homeschooling and experiencing senioritis for the second time in their lives. But fear not because help is here in an adorable little package. Its time for homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo hi, welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Today question is, nose is to beak as arm is to . You know, guys . 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I wanted to talk to you, because you have been, on social media, i have really enjoyed and learned from watching you. As a matter of fact you posted a video, a long video. You said you had a couple drinks at the beginning of it, and then you spoke very eloquently and very passionately about, i think you said something about like white people need to step up. And you were speaking specifically about your friends, and i thought that was illuminating and pretty great to watch. Thank you. You know, let me just start off by saying that, you know, that george clooney, he makes a mean tequila. [ laughter ] jimmy he crushes the potatoes with his feet. Whatever, i think its agave. He makes a mean tequila. And, you know. Jimmy yeah. It just kind of just got me to the, i was already just so frustrated and angry and, and, you know, were just tired of this man. Its just like weve been in, keep going in this same thing over and over again, and i think this one, it just, it was it. This was, this was the, like it was just enough. And i just had to say something, you know, its like we cant do it alone. If were out there marching and asking for change, we need white people to do it. We need white people to tell white people to stop being racist. Because, when we do it, obviously, its not working. You know, its like the person thats kicking your butt, you cant ask us, hey, why cant you make them stop kicking your butt. It doesnt work like that. Jimmy i saw some footage of a protest today in manhattan beach, and it was interesting, because it was almost all entirely white people marching for black lives matter. And, you know, i hope, it seems like with almost everything that is very serious, it is at the top of our minds for a while. And then we just move on to the next thing. It really is a shame, but i guess thats human nature, but i hope that this is something that really sticks with people. Oh, this is different. You can feel it. Can you feel this is different. Like i say, you can see white people out there, and i guess we just had to tell yall, hey, its okay. You can march. We need you involved. And i see that. Just in my neighborhood. I had to go to the grocery store. There was a bunch of white kids on the corner, you know, and some black kids, too. And they were out protesting, and its just beautiful, beautiful to see. So i think we are going to see some, some movement. Jimmy does whats going on make you regret having voted for donald trump . [ laughter ] by the way, i do want to say, i want to change the subject for one second and say if you havent seen wandas standup comedy special on netflix, especially if youre in the house or whatever, it is hysterically funny, wanda sikes, not normal. It is so good and so funny. And kind of gets into some of this stuff, and i really enjoyed it. You have been in quarantine with the family now . Yeah, its been since march 15th. Jimmy how old are your twins now . Theyre 11. Theyre 11. Jimmy and you home school them, right . No. Jimmy youre just doing it now. Yeah, were doing it now. Im not crazy, whats wrong with you . Jimmy i know people who do it and they like it. Its not for me, but i can understand how some people would be okay with it. Huhuh. Man, my son had a, they had math the other day, it was about the metric system. Huhuh. Jimmy youve been helping . I had to like really look that stuff up, man. I was like, metric system . We didnt learn that, i dont no. Jimmy we considered it to be unamerican to learn the metric system. Remember that . We have inches and feet. Inches and feet, and the doctors, when you get a tumor or something, dont tell me this is centimeters. Tell me what fruit it is. What, i got a lemon . Is it a grape . Jimmy when youre helping the kids with homework, do you curse . Im sure i do. Im sure i do. Jimmy wanda, every night, ive been making donation to charity, and you chose the Ruth Ellis Center. Tell us about the Ruth Ellis Center. The Ruth Ellis Center is based in detroit and they take care of lgbtq youth whove been kicked out of their homes or, you know, just all kind of problems just for being who they are. So not only do they provide shelter and clothing and food, but training and education, and now they have health care there. So theyre just doing amazing things. Transforming lives for our community. So i love them, and theyre doing great work. Jimmy if you want to be a part of that and donate, weve put the website right up on the screen, thank you, wanda sikes. I appreciate it. Give my best to your family. When we come back, we have a big celebrity surprise for our healthcare hero of the week. Wanda sikes, everybody. Thanks, jimmy. Is all about protecting one thing the fun anywhere under the sun fun. Sidewalk fun longlasting fun poolside fun. Banana boat sunscreen lasts as long as the fun does. Its like walking into the Chocolate Factory and you won a golden ticket. All of these are face masks. This looks like a bottle of vodka. But when we first got these, we were like whoa [laughing] my threeyearold, when we get a box delivered, screams mommys work mommys work. With this pandemic, safety is even more important to make sure we go home safe every single day. Nissan is ready to help you with a bold, awardwinning lineup. Kick off summer. With no payments for 3 months. Plus, well cover your payments for up to 2 more months. Or get 0 financing on 13 models for up to 84 months. Shopathome at nissan usa dot com. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our healthcare hero this week is chloe ducose. She is a nurse from san diego, california. Helloe chloe how are you . Hi jimmy hello. So, chloe, i heard you work in a tent giving covid tests. I have to be honest, that sounds terrible. Yeah, ive been picking boogers for a while. Jimmy i never thought of the booger factor. I guess that would happen, huh . It really helps with the patients, they think you want to pick your brain, no, its just the boogers. Jimmy has it been hot and miserable . Now that its heating up, its been boiling, its been 90 degree weather, so its not great, but were managing. Jimmy i heard you were a big star wars fan, is that true . Yes, sir. Jimmy how many times have you watched the star wars movies, all of them, from beginning to end . A lot. Lets just put it that way. Jimmy more than ten . Yes. Jimmy yeah. I thought it might be fun to introduce you to somebody to say hello who would like to thank you for all the work that youre doing. And, if what the heck . Jimmy id like to direct your attention to mr. Mark hamill. Oh, my god hi chloe chloe nice to meet you. The force is strong with you. I applaud you for having seen the star wars movies more than i have. Oh, my god, hi. Hi. I used to live in san diego. Did you really . I went to fourth through seventh grade in clairemont. Oh, my gosh, ive been working out of there, too, doing some office work. Ive been reading about all youve done, six years a nurse, teaching at night. Youre in the tents. I mean, thats so great. I mean, to me, im the pretend hero, youre the reallife hero. So thank you for your service. Oh, my god. Jimmy chloe, are you haluce na nating now . Jimmy chloe, are you haluce nating now . Im having palpitations. Jimmy thank you for your work on the front lines. Paypal is sending you 10,000. They have been sending gifts of thanks and they will be sending paypal vouchers to your coworkers at the clinic there in san diego, too. Oh, my gosh. I have something for you, chloe. I am going to sign this lightsaber and have it delivered to you. I want you to use it wisely. If you go to any protests, please leave it, please leave it at home. Jimmy yes, to are sure. All right . Yes, sir. Thank you so much. Thank you for your support. Thank you for being a fan to me. Star wars fans are more than just fans. Theyre more like family, so thank you for that. And may the force be with you always. May the force be with you, too. Jimmy may the force be with both of you. Viewers at home, you can pay it forward to heroes in your communities with the paypal app. Thank you, chloe, thank you, mark, that was so nice of you to do that. My pleasure. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Now, every hybrid vehicle in toyotas lineup is available with 0 financing. With fewer stops for gas, toyota hybrids give you the confidence to go farther. And with 0 financing, toyota hybrids are even more thrilling. Enjoy more freedom in a toyota hybrid. See your toyota dealer or shop and buy online. All from the brand you trust. Today and tomorrow. Toyota. We stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick. A lot of folks ask me why their dishwasher doesnt get everything clean. I tell them, it may be your detergent. 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