Jane, who is five, if she did it and she said she didnt do it. Then there was only one suspect left, our son billy, who just turned three. This is his toy. He admitted he did it. He found a little piece of wallpaper in janes dollhouse and he pasted it on spideys face. So if you think your kids arent absorbing all of this thats going on, youre wrong. I do need to explain to billy that spidey is already wearing a mask. You dont put a mask on a mask. Its like wearing two condoms. Ill wait until hes 40. In mexico city, someone came up with a fun way to keep riders on the train safe. Mexico city doesnt want its Public Health campaign to turn into a circus, so it hired professional clowns to spray the hands of metro riders with disinfectant and to tell them, wear a face mask, dont be a clown. Translator its great to see clowns on the subway because if youre angry they make you laugh. Jimmy and you wouldnt like him when hes angry. Between spiderman and the hulk, the avengers are really doing their part to keep the mask effort going. Even with everything going on, despite all the warnings about spiking this virus again, as some states begin to ease stay at home restrictions, millions of americans are eagerly getting back out there. According to the New York Times 25 million more people left their homes last week than in the six weeks before it. Which is nuts. Even the munchkins didnt come out of hiding until the witch was pronounced dead. And its not just the human folk. This happened yesterday in san jose. Goat stampede in the neighborhood. Look at them. No masks on, just running around. Block em jimmy you block em block em. You know all this time weve been afraid of robots taking over. Little did we know wed have to do battle with goats. So hide your tin cans. Heres a taste of what life might be like going forward. Theres a fine dining establishment in virginia, a very fancy restaurant called the inn at Little Washington that has a plan for reopening. You know social distancing will probably mean a lot of empty tables, which isnt great ambiencewise. So the owner of this restaurant is putting mannequins in the empty seats. To make it feel full. For real. Its like a whole restaurant full of jared kushners. The chef at the restaurant said ive always had a thing for mannequins. Really . We never would have guessed that. So finally, if you live in the area you can enjoy a threestar michelin meal in the storage room at westworld. Yesterday dr. Anthony fauci warned congress about the dangers of opening things up too soon, and today he got a shout out from the alwaysincisive Brian Kilmeade on fox and friends. Shouldnt we also go to school on the success georgias having . Shouldnt we also go to school on the success that floridas experiencing . And South Carolina. Even dr. Mauci said thats the model. Jimmy dr. Mauci . Thats chairman maoci, to you brian. Maoci. Forget dr. Maoci, what i want to know about dr. Oz and what is going on with his hair . For whatever reason some of these dopes at fox news are treating dr. Fauci like hes an enemy in this. Tucker carlson, last night on his show, questioned dr. Faucis stance on sending kids back to school. Fauci says the children must stay home or countless people will die. Thats the message. Im going to ask a very simple question. How does he know this exactly . Is tony fauci right about the science . Do we have any particular reason to think he is right . Jimmy well, lets see. He is the director of the National Institute of allergy and Infectious Diseases . Theres that. These guys are unbelievable. Anyone trusting fox news over doctors right now should only be allowed to see Tucker Carlson when their stool comes out red. But the president , fox news viewer number one, now says he disagrees with fauci too. He is ready to open schools. I think that we have to open our schools. Young people are very little affected by this. We have to get the schools open. We have to get our country open. We have to open our country. Now, we want to do it safely, but we also want to do it as quickly as possible. We cant keep going on like this. Youre going to have youre having bedlam already in the streets. We cant do this. We have to get it open. Jimmy well, listen, in fairness to trump, if your kids came out like eric and don jr. You would want to get schools going again soon too. But what a mess this is. Donald trump believes he can wish this virus away. He knows more than the doctors. Meanwhile, joe biden is bidin his time quietly at home. And hes planning to stay put for the foreseeable future. Hes basically grandpa joe from willy wonka right now. Biden is doing what they call campaigning from home. And its going well. As you can see from this map, he has a commanding lead at home. A lot of blue in the living and bedroom areas. Toilets, those belong to trump. By the way, why do we need to see the guy running for president anyway . Why does he ever have to leave . Back when this all started, unless you lived within walking distance of a train station, you never got to see the president at all. People who voted for the first 15 president s probably didnt even know what they looked like. They were just like, james polk . That sounds cute. This is a not at all surprising trend. Sales of pajamas have skyrocketed. Theyre up 143 . And sales of pants are down 13 . At this point i dont even remember why we wore pants. Why . Were our legs cold . Pants are now an option and i came up with a fun game to play. Its called jmye thats right. The way it works is, we put five seconds on the clock and you have to guess if i am bottomless. Okay . Here we go. Lets play. You have your answer . The answer is no, i am not wearing pants. Ive not worn pants for a month. Guillermo, next week well play this with you. All right some are you wearing pants right now . Guillermo yes. Im wearing shorts right now. Jimmy well, thats not pants. Guillermo no. Im not wearing pants at all. Jimmy all right. Thank you, guillermo. Were going to take a break. When we come back well be back with bill murray. So stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by target. [music begins to play together by sia] come now set the past on fire stand up raise your face to the sky my love together we can take it higher together we can take it higher come now set the past on fire stand up raise your face to the sky my love together we can take it higher [cheering from video audio plays] together we can take it higher cheezit snapd. How does it taste . Its so thin, crispy and cheesy. And i just want to keep eating it. Ive done it and eating it. they love em snapd. So good, we may run out of cheese. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. 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And were going to honor our healthcare hero of the week with the help of a magnetic mystery music man. If theres anyone who can shake us out of this pandemic doldrum, it is my guest tonight. Hes joining us now from murray manor. Please welcome bill murray. Hi, bill. Bill . How you doin . Hi, jimmy, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. Im doing pretty well, but im in that funny moment. I dont know if everyones going through the same moment im going through. Im drawing my tub now and im having a little difficulty because getting the right temperature has always been a problem with me. For the purposes of today i think its kind of celebration because i havent seen you for a while. I thought a bubble bath would be appropriate. But you know how it is with bubbles. You cant jimmy you cant count on bubbles. You cant snap your fingers and make them. They just come when they come. Theyre not in any hurry. Jimmy were not in a rush. We can wait for the bubbles to come. No, no. Lets im dying otalk to you. Im dying to see you. Jimmy you know, when you quarantine, you dont have to sit in the tub. Youre allowed to go around the house. As long as you stay on the inside of the house youre okay. No, no, it depends on the state. Jimmy this is genius, really, because they do say soap and water are the best things to protect you from the virus, and youre right in it. Well, i dont know if i im hoping to go and, you know, cold tubs are really the best. And i want to experiment with that because ive never tried to make bubbles in a cold tub. Im not going to do that just yet. Because i want to be you know, i want to be as sort of alive and happy and focused with you as i can. But once we get to a certain point and weve accomplished what we really need to entertainmentwise or socially distancewise, i think i might switch to cold. Jimmy i dont blame you for one moment. Whats the mood like in charleston, South Carolina where you are . Theyve opened the world sort of. Its sort of reopened a little bit. I still wear a mask. Ive still been wearing a mask when i go out. And most people, most young people do not wear masks at all. They dont. The only people i see are people that havent put on their makeup yet, those kind of people. But i like it. But i think anyone that is not wearing a mask, you could argue, oh, youre being socially irresponsible, youre risking your life and the lives of others. Eh, maybe, who cares. But youre missing a real opportunity to say im on the side of law and order. Jimmy thats right. Dont you understand . If i werent on the side of law and order wouldnt i have walked in with my guns drawn . Jimmy and not just law and order but common decency for gods sake. Are you missing baseball . Youre a coowner of a Minor League Team there in charleston. And you guys are closed now, right . Im sorry i have to interrupt you. Because theres just not enough bubbles in this thing. There we go. That jimmy that should do it. Yeah. That could be the missing vaccine, we dont know. Yeah, theres no baseball. Ive been trying the korean baseball for about an inning at a time at night. Jimmy yeah. But eh, its okay. But it doesnt get it done. They have all the old games on espn, that kind of thing. But i really miss baseball. Jimmy bill, i went on the website of the charleston river dogs, the team you are coowner, and also, whats your job there . Youre the director of fun . They call me the director of fun, yeah. They kick me down stairs. Jimmy i noticed you guys, even though you arent playing baseball, you are serving food. People can go to the stadium and pick up something to go from the joe. This is quite a menu. Whats the home wrecker . Do you know that item on the menu . The home wrecker is like a is a 14inchlong hot dog. Jimmy wow. Have you been watching the last dance on espn . I know youre a bulls fan. Of course i have. Of course i have. Its fun. And ive actually seen myself there, im in the background right there stop, play that back. Yeah, that was an exciting time to be a Chicago Bulls fan. Ive got the hat on because im last dancing today. But its a great thing. And theyre its very fascinating to watch. But people keep are starting to its too much for some people. They cant take, like both back to back. There are people who go i cant, it sort of knocks them out. Partly i think they arrive, they come exhausted. But they think, i think it takes a lot out of people, you know. Takes a lot out of people to watch it. Jimmy did you ever have a memorable experience with Michael Jordan . I know many people are always having memorable experiences with you. Is there something that comes to mind when you think of him off the court . Well, i made the movie space jam with Michael Jordan. And were up in arrowwood shooting in arrowwood. And wed just go play golf for an hour, play three, four holes of golf with larry bird and michael and myself. That was a lot of fun. But i did play a shootout thing once at the western open in chicago. And in one of those deals where some sort of celebrity fool plays with a pro. And it was great because it was all the great chicago athletes. It was ditka and michael and ernie banks and Walter Payton and doug wilson. All these guys hit it great. Somehow i ended up in the last group. Everyone else was eliminated except my guy and i, peter jacobson, against Michael Jordan. So it was our teams the final hole. And my friend Bubba Phillips ran up to me with a picture of Sports Illustrated that showed micha michael literally his whole body at the height of the rim saying this is the guy youve got to beat on this hole, okay . This is the guy youve got to beat. And i did beat him. Jimmy and you beat him. And i beat him. But he was exhausted at the end of the day. He had to sign 300,000 autographs. But just as he was leaving outs of the back, i said hey, michael, wait. Michael. And i saw him go, oh, one snore and i was like, would you take a photograph with my mother . And he went, what . And theres the most hilarious photograph of my mother, Lucille Collins murray, one of the paler beauties ever put on the planet, standing next to this giant man. She was only 51, 52. And the smiles on both of their faces, because they knew exactly how ridiculous the photograph looked. But he was a sweetie, he took the picture. Jimmy nice. Bill murrays with us. When we come back, bill is going to help you. So well be right back. Ill be right back, too. Add some resistance. Sara, your movie plus trial is about to expire. Do you want to continue or cancel . Capital one knows life doesnt update you about your credit card. So meet eno. The capital one assistant that looks out for charges that might surprise you and helps you fix them. 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And this is the time of year when insects move. I think she should move around the perimeter of her house. Just with some you could use baking soda and baking powder, that kind of thing. She should just sprinkle the house around it. Neighbors that you dont get along with will see that and they wont be coming by any longer, so thats going to help the family. Jimmy thats great. Little girls love bugs. This is a kid name flor alvarez says theres gelato in the freezer that isnt mine. Should i eat it . Byebye, flor. Flor, she must have been watching when they announced it. Its a free concert. Thats the peoples gelato. Its a free concert. I should recommend to flor that she should try to make a drowning man, an affogato with that gelato. Make it for her father. Make some really dark coffee or espresso. Put that gelato in a coffee cup and pour espresso or dark coffee over that. It makes like root beer floats where its sort of crunchy on the outside. Do that with coffee and its really good. Do that with your parents and you become the favorite child. Jimmy one more question, this is from ryder story in medina, texas. Should i let my dad cut my hair since all the barbershops are closed . Absolutely. My dad cut my hair until i think i had maybe one, two barbershop haircuts in my whole grade school into high school. We had too many kids. I mean, if you there wasnt 100 to go get haircuts, you know, it just wasnt happening. So he learned how to cut hair. I now cut my own hair. Ive got one of those things too. And i do it myself. And it looks better than i mean, it needs a little cleaning up. But basically, cutting your own hair with one of those things, it feels really good to do. Should let the kid do it himself and let the dad clean it up. Jimmy teamwork. Thats what makes a family a family. It can be a bonding thing. Dad, you take one side, ill take the other side, well compare. Its looking good. Jimmy bill, each night we are making a donation to charity. Youve chosen the restaurant employee relief fund, rerf. Us. Your son homer has a great restaurant in brooklyn called 21 green point. And you and homer are taking on guy fieri and his son in a nacho cheesemaking competition on friday on the Food Network Facebook page. Youll crush him, right . Yeah, i mean, i still havent met him in person. Ive talked to him on the phone and so forth, and he does a lot of nice things for other people. But i think this is going to be a tough week for guy, and i think guys friends should sit around him and tell him, its not all about winning, you got to learn how to lose. Youve got to. Jimmy thank you, bill. Look what i found jimmy bill murrays making the most of quarantine. The bubble bath went a little too far. Jimmy you can never take a bubble bath too far. Bill murray, we appreciate it, well be right back. female vo when it comes to longevity, who has the highest percentage of its vehicles still on the road today . Subaru. 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If you cant afford your medicine, when visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. And kept the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Meet visible. Unlimited data, messages and minutes. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. Jimmy thats all the time we have. Thanks to bill murray. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. Go wash up. Tonight, pregnant in the pandemic. The worry were all feeling, amplified. Bringing life into the world in the very hospitals battling the disease. Were parachuting into what feels like a war zone. Separated from partners. The doctors kind of like hey, were not sure if youre going to be able to get in. Even separated from their babies. Ikn unending nightmare, honestly. But ultimately a bond that cannot be broken by the virus. Announcer this is a special edition of nightline. Delivering hope. Hes just going to drop me off and im terrified. Shes going to be just fine. She can do this. O our best. Reporter when emily shear found out she was pregnant with her