Today as a new whistleblower, dr. Rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid19. He was recently removed from his post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. This was a scary hearing today. He warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. Unless that window is a drive through window at kfc theres no way trumps going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is hes saying we might make it to winter. Dr. Tanhatton of course was watching tv and stopped on the lawn this afternoon to yell about him. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. And he looks like an angry, disgruntled employee. Who frankly, according to some people, didnt do a very good job. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him, never met him, but he sucks. At this point, does donald trump have any gruntled employees . Bright pushed back on the president when he was pushing this hydroxychloroquine as a miracle drug. It has been proven it is not a miracle drug but it seems someone forgot to tell president trump. Weve had tremendous response to the hydroxy, great response along with the z pack. A lot of people have sworn by it. And well see. Jimmy well see. Thats the strategy. Well see. Try some hydro, a little zinc. Get you a z pack, chase it with a jug of bleach, maybe motor oil with elderberry. A sprig of dried sage up your nose. You might be good to go. Well see. Donnie boo boo had quite a trumper tantrum, with a retweet of his own tweet that says obamagate, even though nobody knows what that is. Has the word gate at the end, so it must be bad. We learned that they are funning the virus numbers to get them lower. He wants the cdc to stop counting deaths of people presumed to have the virus but didnt have official lab results as well as victims who did have the virus. But may have also had something else. In other words, the patient had covid but also had gum disease. Lets say he died of that, or lets throw him in the ocean and blame it on sharks. The disease gets scarier by the day, having much more impact on children now. Not just attacking the lungs but all manner of organs and researchers at the university of pennsylvania found when you speak loudly, droplets of the virus can hang around in the air for at least eight minutes, which eight minutes is a long, thats seven more minutes than sex. That is just great. The world is already a combination of bird box and contagion. Why not throw a quiet place in too. A lot of people dont believe it or dont care. In wisconsin, the state Supreme Court overturned the governors stayathome order. And guess what happened immediately . Bars in wisconsin were packed wednesday night, videos from this bar in west alice, a milwaukee suburb, showed patrons huddled together and not wearing masks. Jimmy terrific, a new season of the walking dead. The president called that decision to reopen wisconsin a big win and headed to allentown, pennsylvania, one of the factories he learned about in a billy joel song, he went to a factory where they manufacture masks, and did the president wear a mask to the factory where they manufacture masks . Of course not. Everyone else did. He did not. But theres a good reason why he wont wear a mask. Wearing a mask is an act of respect, and consideration for others. The medical gloves were off, to. While he was speaking at the factory, he inadvertently called h1n1. N 1 h 1 and somehow quickly flipped that to pretend he was doing it to make fun of joe biden. Most of the masks were distributed during the n1h 1. Now you know who says that, right . Who says that . Sleepy joe biden. Remember . He said the n 1 h 1. I said, isnt it the other way around . Yes, sir, but he said it, so it doesnt make any difference. Jimmy good one. Remember when trump thought belgium was a city . There has been so much stupidity on parade, but this might be the most confusing trend of all. People are actually getting coronavirusthemed tattoos. To remember it, i guess. This is a classy piece ever art depicting two skeletons clinking bottles of corona beer. This one is of toilet paper and says covid19. Lot of them involve toilet paper. Heres another one, i survived 2020. Might be a bit presumptuous, being that it is only may, but i like positive thinking. And this is creative. This is a roll of toilet paper, running away from the virus. And let me tell you something. If that aint a pixar movie in the making, i dont know what is. God please help us. We have a good show for you tonight. Tonight were going to salute our Health Care Worker of the week and weve got a surprise mystery guest for that person. And when we come back, well be right back with stephen curry, so stick around. 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Next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, Patton Oswalt and kevin hart. So we hope you will join us, too. My guest tonight is a threetime nba champion, twotime mvp and now, mini golf legend. His miniature golf show holey moley 2 the sequel premieres one week from tonight here on abc. From the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. Hello, steph, how you doin . Whats up, jimmy . How you doin . Jimmy im doin all right. Looks like things are neat in your house, things are not as neat in my house. I just picked the right spot. Im totally frontin right now. Everything on this side of the camera is a total mess. Jimmy that makes sense. I cant believe you quit basketball to play miniature golf. Its something i never imagined. When jordan quit to play baseball, that was big, but this is extra ridiculous. I was inspired by the documentary for sure to find my true calling in life, and i think i found it. Jimmy have you been watching the documentary . I have. Really cool perspective to hear him talk about his career in his own words. Everybody can create narratives and to have images, but to hear from his own words and set the tone for what that 91 to 98 type of run was, its just crazy to watch and hear and see, im lovin it. Jimmy did you have the foresight to do that, to do that yourself, to have cameras around documenting the behind the scenes . Yes and no. So i got plenty of footage on my phone that would, i guess in todays age could be actually the most entertaining content, but the no part, our team, when we were going through these five finals runs the last five years, our last year, we turned down an opportunity, i believe, to have cameras follow our last season. I think that was the right decision. But there is, theres plenty of good content to hopefully maybe 20 years down the line, lets revisit what weve been through. Jimmy when do you think youll go back . Do you have any more idea than anyone else . Do you have a sense . Or are you still going with the flow here . Its a little bit with the flow, but i think the conversation around from the Players Association and nba and the league offices, everybodys trying to get the game back as soon as possible. But you obviously have to be safe. You have to protect the players, the fans, our families, coaching staffs, the entire organization. So a lot of things at play. Were learning by the week as things change and develop, but i would assume basketball will be back in some way, shape or form this summer. Jimmy so lets say it does, and they say okay, we dont want to have 15,000 people in an arena, we just want to have the players, the guys on the court. I was wondering about, when you talk to each other, will we be able to hear that . Will we be able to hear the trash talk . It seems like it could potentially be better without the fans there. It would be raw. Like, i think, yeah, everybody has like those mics on their jersey sometimes, and theyll play like the inside tracks or whatever, but this would take it to a whole another level to just pure insanity of what we say on the court, what, you know, that trash talk that happens, even myself taking part in it. But i think everybody, from whether youre on the court, on the bench, all the nonsense, like that might be something thats really appealing from a fan perspective to get up close and personal with what we do on the court. Jimmy who on your team would get bleeped the most . Thats not even a question, me. Jimmy oh, really . No. I mean, obviously, Everybody Knows draymond loves to talk. Hes an expert trash talker. Like i dont just say hes a trash talker. Hes on another level of his material is phenomenal. Jimmy he could have a netflix special while hes playing basketball, that would be something. Thats how you get the bang for your buck, open up opportunities from the game for sure. Jimmy what is the Court Situation like at your house . Do you have a big professional caliber Basketball Court . No, i have some pavers in my driveway and a makeshift basket that i assembled myself, right when the quarantine happened, which is kind of crazy. Probably most people assume that jimmy what . Players have a court or hoop or something. I didnt. But now i do. So i can get shots up, lets put it that way. I can get shots up. Jimmy where did you get it . It came in a box to your house and then you built it . Absolutely. Jimmy wow, youre a real craftsman. This show, holy moly, the Second Season of the show. You love, this you get a real kick out of miniature golf. I do. Ive obviously played it myself, but this takes it to a whole another level in terms of the comedy, insanity. We have rob riggle on the calls. We have a lot of entertainment value, and its something for the entire family. Everybodys either heard about it or played mini golf themselves, but to see it in this type of format is pretty amazing, and i think we bring the entertainment value every episode. Im the animated character this year, the resident golf pro, so i absolutely love it. Jimmy you posted a video of yourself making a trick shot here. Lets take a look at this video here now. Here we go. This is in your house. And how many times, how many times did it take before you made that . That was, i think, the fourth attempt. But, as you know, with all these shows and these type of content situation, i did it in the fourth attempt. I try to redo it and it took me like a hundred. Jimmy oh, really . I have a big spectrum on attempts on that. Jimmy you want to see if you can do it live . Were all the pressure on, thats when youre at your best. Thats when im at my best, and im dressed in my golf clothes as well. Jimmy lets do it. How far away are you from your setup . Im like ten feet away. Not too far, i can actually take you. Jimmy beautiful, all right. To the set up. Know what im saying . So im over here by my front door, as you can see. Jimmy uhhuh. So i have a little setup here. Can you see me . Jimmy i can see. Everythings great. All right, here we go. Heres my cup right hire. Lets see if i can do it. Jimmy into the cup. A little right. Here we go. Jimmy all right. Now im dialing it in. Get my tiger on. Ooh, that was it. Jimmy im so excited. I havent seen sports in so long, im just enjoying watching this. Can vegas bet on this . Jimmy theres no one left. Its empty. Here we go. Im blaming it on the pink ball. Its not me. Jimmy what is that, a pingpong ball . Or what have you got there . Its an actual indoor i dont know what you call it. Oh its in there thats it. Yes jimmy i got my fix. Well done. Stephen curry. As you can see. Jimmy you did it. Every night ive been making a donation to charity. Stephen has selected eat, learn, play, this is a foundation you and your wife ayesha started. Go to eatlearnplay. Org to learn more. And watch holy moly. When we come back, our Health Care Hero of the week. Yes a new moment in wireless has begun. Tmobile and sprint are joining forces. By bringing together our two networks, tmobile will build americas largest and most reliable 5g network. With more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. Youll get the best 5g network, and the best prices. Welcome to tmobile. Americas largest 5g network. Only wendys 2 for 5 has all the chicken you crave. You can choose from the spicy or homestyle chicken sandwich. Crispy or spicy 10piece nuggets. But lets be real, youre gonna get those 20 spicy nuggs for 5 bucks. Only at wendys. Lets read a bookdont come behind the teachers desk this is going to be so hard. So what were going to do is were going to make our own hand sanitizer. Im going to teach you how to give yourself a selfisolation haircut. giggles oh, no im so sorry ill be making my first birthday cake from scratch. Happy birthday make two stitches all the way around. Im going to show you how to properly soak your nails off. Ew. Ew. Ew. Today, were going to talk about how to groom your dogs. laughing he looks like a Fried Chicken leg. I have some key tips that will be helpful in working from home. Dada daddys gotta work. Today im going to show you how to plant some seeds grow things youre going to eat you guys, ok . Ok how to make a simple loaf of sourdough bread. I forgot to score the tops, yall. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our Health Care Hero this week is a nurse from new milford, connecticut. Say hello to samantha brown. Hello samantha brown. Hey, how are you . Jimmy im doing well, thank you for joining us. Tell us what kind of nursing you do and where you work. I work at maple wood at new town. Its assisted living, and im a wellness nurse there. Jimmy youre a wellness nurse with senior citizens, is it like having 100 grandparents . Yeah. Were a big family. Jimmy what keeps you going through Something Like this . What really keeps us going is were a great team, all my coworkers, superiors. Were in it together. We always have each others backs, and we really love these residents, and these residents are our families, and we just do it because its just something that we do. Jimmy are they cut off from their families at this time . So they are cut off from visitors, yes. We do have these ipads, its almost like a robot where we really try to do face time calls with them and as much activity through that ipad as possible so they can see their family members, but otherwise theyre isolated. Jimmy you have, what, two young kids at home . I have two little kids, yeah, 5 and 2. Jimmy 5 and 2, very good. And im sure thats added stress. Now we found you, the way you came to us was through adobes honorheroes program. Which highlights artwork celebrating Health Care Workers and other every day heroes. And who made this portrait of you so my sister did it. I sent her a snapchat, and she posted that and it was really cool. Jimmy well, we poked around in your profile and we learned some things about you, and i want to introduce you to someone right now. Say hello to my dear friend, adam levine, who i understand you enjoy. Adam, this is samantha. Hi, samantha, how are you doing . Hi, how are you . Im really, really good. Youre amazing, we love you. Jimmy hes living in a garage. Yes, ive been demoted to the garage. Oh, no jimmy samantha, are there any fantasies that youd like to share with adam, anything now that you have this intimate chat situation . Hit me. No, oh, my gosh. I just, i miss you on the voice. I miss thank you very much. Watching you and blake shelton. You know, i miss him, too. As much as i really dont like to admit it. I miss him very much. Jimmy im sure samanthas a little flustered right now, but she loves you. I love you, too. Jimmy thank you for saying you love me, but you should Say Something nice to samantha, too. Oh, i got it, samantha, i love you as well. I love you both the same. Jimmy well, that is very kind. So listen, adam and i have Something Special for you, okay . The folks at adobe have arranged to give you 10,000 to spend however you like and adobes going to be giving gift cards for food delivery to each of the nurses in your department to thank them and to honor them, too. But none of it beats adam levine, i will say that. And jimmy, it was mostly me. Jimmy it was mostly adam. Well, anyway, thank you so much, samantha for taking care of our elders, and thank you, adam for doing this. Samantha brown and adam levine. Wow. Thank you. Jimmy well be right back. Happy birthday so, it goes. Hold up your answers. How is mickey doing today . Youre just a really hard worker. Jimmy that is all the time we have. Id like to thank stephen curry, adam levine, samantha, and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. Thanks for making this isolation feel like an usolation. Atmospheric river in spring will deliver a soaking starting this weekend. Big changes coming here to the lake. When it comes to cars like that and food trucks like in. Bringing restaurants and retailers out doors. The changing economy. A new wave of unemployment benefits. How it works and who qualifies. Dedicating more resources to building a better bay area focusing on issues that youre dealing with on a daily basis. Health, education, change in workplace and economy. Theres a growing list of cities across the city planning for restaurant and retail life once with reopen. We have the details on the widespread push for out door dining. Local restaurants and retailers expected to look much different post pandemic. 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