Pancake pancakettes you can pour in a bowl. If the virus wont kill you, we will. I have a feeling theyll be very popular. In washington, d. C. , became the first cereal to be awarded a president ial medal. Dr. Rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid19. He was recently removed from his post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. He warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. Unless that window is a drive through window at kfc theres no way trumps going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is hes saying we might make it to winter. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. And i looks li and he looks like an angry, d disgruntled employee. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him, never met him, but he sucks. At this point, does he have any not disgruntled employees . Bright pushed back on the president when he was pushing this hydroxychloroquine as a miracle drug. It has been proven it is not a miracle drug but it seems someone forgot to tell president trump. Weve had tremendous response to the hydroxy, great response along with the z pack. A lot of people have sworn by it. And well see. Jimmy well see. Try some hydro, a sprig of dried sage up your nose. You might be good to go. Well see. Donnie boo boo had quite a trumper tantrum, with a retweet of his own tweet that says oba obamagate is. Has the word gate at the end, so it must be bad. We learned that they are funning the virus numbers to get them lower. He wants the cdc to stop counting deaths of people presumed to have the virus but didnt have official lab results as well as victims who did have the virus. The patient had covid but gum disease. Lets say he died of that, or lets throw him in the ocean and blame it on sharks. The disease gets scarier by the day, having much more impact on children now. Not just attacking the lungs but all manner of organs and researchers at the university of pennsylvania found when you speak loudly, droplets of the virus can hang around in the air fore for at least eight minutes, which eight minutes is a long, thats seven more minutes than sex. That is just great. The world is already a combination of bird box and contagion. Why not throw a quiet place in too. A lot of people dont believe it or dont care. In wisconsin, the state Supreme Court overturned the governors stayathome order. Bars in wisconsin were packed wednesday night, videos from this bash in west alice showed patrons huddled together not wearing masks. Jimmy terrific, a new season of the walking dead. The president called that decision to reopen wisconsin a big win and headed to allentown, pennsylvania, one of the factories he learned about in a billy joel song, he went to a factory where they manufacture masks, and did the president wear a mask to the factory where they manufacture masks . Of course not. Everyone else did. He did not. But theres a good reason why he wont wear a mask. Wearing a mask is an act of respect, and consideration for others. The medical gloves were off, to. While i whe was speaking at the factory, he inadvertently called h 1 h1n1. Most of the masks were distributed during the n1h who says that . Sleepy joe biden. Jimmy good one. Remember when trump thought belgium was a city . There has been so much stupidity on parade, but this might be the most confusing trend of all. People are actually getting coronavirusthemed tattoos. To remember it, i guess. This is a classy piece ever art depicting two skeletons clinching bottles of corona beer. This one is of toilet paper and says covid19. Lot of them involve toilet paper. Heres another one, i survived 2020. Might be a bit presumptuous, being that it is only may, but i like positive thinking. This is a roll of toilet paper, running away from the virus. And let me tell you something. If that aint a pixar movie in the making, i dont know what is. God please help us. Tonight were going to salute our Health Care Worker of the week and weve got a surprise mystery guest for that person. And when we come back, well be right back with stephen curry, so stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. Is all about protecting one thing the fun anywhere under the sun fun. Sidewalk fun longlasting fun poolside fun. Banana boat sunscreen lasts as long as the fun does. Its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Like, did it hurt. When all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Now with more cheese. 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Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Later on, we will meet our healthcare hero of the week and we have a surprise for her. Next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, Patton Oswalt and kevin hart. So we hope you will join us, too. My guest tonight is a threetime nba champion, twotime mvp and now, mini golf legend. His miniature golf show holey moley 2 the sequel premieres one week from tonight here on abc. From the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. Hello, steph, how you doin . Whats up, jimmy . How you doin . Jimmy im doin all right. Looks like things are neat in your house, things are not as neat in my house. I just picked the right spot. Everything on this side of the camera is a total mess. Jimmy that makes sense. I cant believe you quit basketball to play miniature golf. Its something i never imagined. When jordan quit to play baseball, that was big, but this is extra ridiculous. I was inspired by the documentary for sure to find my true calling in life, and i think i found it. Jimmy have you been watching the documentary . I have. Really cool perspective to hear him talk about his career in his own words. Everybody can create narratives and to have images, but to hear from his own words and set the tone for what that 91 to 98 type of run was, its just crazy to watch and hear and see, im lovin it. Jimmy did you have the foresight to do that, to do that yourself, to have cameras around documenting the behind the scenes . Yes and no. So i got plenty of footage on my phone that would, i guess in todays age could be actually the most entertaining content, but the no part, our team, when we were going through these five finals runs the last five years, our last year, we turned down an opportunity, i believe, to have cameras follow our last season. I think that was the right decision. But there is, theres plenty of good content to hopefully maybe 20 years down the line, lets revisit what weve been through. Jimmy when do you think youll go back . Do you have any more idea than anyone else . Do you have a sense . Or are you still going with the flow here . Its a little bit with the flow, but i think the conversation around from the Players Association and nba and the league offices, everybodys trying to get the game back as soon as possible. But you obviously have to be safe. You have to protect the players, the fans, our families, coaching staffs, the entire organization. So a lot of things at play. Were learning by the week as things change and develop, but i would assume basketball will be back in some way, shape or form this summer. Jimmy so lets say it does, and they say okay, we dont want to have 15,000 people in an arena, we just want to have the players, the guys on the court. I was wondering about, when you talk to each other, will we be able to hear that . Will we be able to hear the trash talk . It seems like it could potentially be better without the fans there. It would be raw. Like, i think, yeah, everybody has like those mics on their jersey sometimes, and theyll play like the inside tracks or whatever, but this would take it to a whole another level to just pure insanity of what we say on the court, what, you know, that trash talk that happens, even myself taking part in it. But i think everybody, from whether youre on the court, on the bench, all the nonsense, like that might be something thats really appealing from a fan perspective to get up close and personal with what we do on the court. Jimmy who on your team would get bleeped the most . Thats not even a question, me. Jimmy oh, really . No. I mean, obviously, Everybody Knows draymond loves to talk. Hes an expert trash talker. Hes on another level of his material is phenomenal. Jimmy he could have a netflix special while hes playing basketball, that would be something. Thats how you get the bang for your buck, open up opportunities from the game for sure. Jimmy what is the Court Situation like at your house . Do you have a big professional caliber Basketball Court . No, i have some pavers in my driveway and a makeshift basket that i assembled myself, right when the quarantine happened, which is kind of crazy. Probably most people assume that jimmy what . Players have a court or hoop or something. I didnt. But now i do. So i can get shots up, lets put it that way. I can get shots up. Jimmy where did you get it . It came in a box to your house and then you built it . Absolutely. Jimmy wow, youre a real craftsman. This show, holy moly, the second sce season of the show. You love, this you get a real kick out of miniature golf. I do. Ive obviously played it myself, but this takes it to a whole another level in terms of the comedy, insanity. We have a lot of entertainment value, and its something for the entire family. Everybodys either heard about it or played mini golf themselves, but to see it in this type of format is pretty amazing, and i think we bring the entertainment value every episode. Im the animated character this year, the resident golf pro, so i absolutely love it. Jimmy you posted a video of yourself making a trick shot here. Lets take a look at this video here now. Here we go. This is in your house. And how many times, how many times did it take before you made that . That was, i think, the fourth attempt. But, as you know, with all these shows and these type of content situation, i did it in the fourth attempt. I try to rye edo it and it took like a hundred. Jimmy oh, really . I have a big spectrum on attempts on that. Jimmy you twroobts see wantu can do it live . Im dressed in my golf clothes. Jimmy lets do it. How far away are you from your setup . Im like ten feet away. Not too far, i can actually take you. Jimmy beautiful, all right. To the set up. Know what im saying . So im over here by my front door, as you can see. Jimmy uhhuh. J. So i have a little setup here. Can you see me . Jimmy i can see. Everythings great. Heres my cup right hire. Lets see if i can do it. Jimmy into the cup. A little right. Here we go. Jimmy all right. Now im dialing it get my tieger on. Ooh, that was it. Jimmy im so excited. I havent seen sports in so long, im just enjoying watching th this. Can vegas bet on this . Jimmy theres no one left. Its empty. Here we go. Im blaming it on the pink ball. Jimmy what is that, a pingpong ball . Or what have you got there . Its an actual indoor i dont know what you call it. Oh its in there thats it. Gentlem yes jimmy i got my fix. Well done. Stephen curry. As you can see. Jimmy you did it. Every night ive been making a donation to charity. Stephen has selected eat, learn, play, this is a foundation you and your wife ayesha started. Go to eatlearnplay. Org to learn more. And watch holy moly. When we come back, our Health Care Hero of the week. Yes i dont remember it, of course, but for my mother, it was a very difficult time. She told me, it was just you and me for many months. But she wasnt alone. Everybody tried to do what they could to help. But she was also a very strong person. And then it was over. We came out into a new world, my mother and me. We can get through this. We all have the strength to do it. Im a hundred years old. And you just take care of that little miracle. Mix up a treat and a little fun with rice krispies. The last thing you should have is having enough toilet paper. Please know were working around the clock to get you more charmin. Stay safe. When you need it, jack delivers order on uber eats, postmates and grubhub. My new bitesized, crispy popcorn chicken is so when you need it, jack delivers irresistible youll want them whenever, so dont resist pop em while you game, hang, or do your thing. Pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. Jimmy our Health Care Hero this week is a nurse from new milford, connecticut. Say hello to samantha brown. Hello samantha brown. Hey, how are you . Jimmy im doing well, thank you for joining us. Tell us what kind of nursing you do and where you work. I work jimmy is it like having a bunch of grandparents . Yeah. Were a big family. Jimmy what keeps you going through Something Like this . What really keeps us going is were a great team, all my coworkers, superiors. Were in it together. We always have each others backs, and we really love these residents, and these residents are our families, and we just do it because its just something that we do. Jimmy are they cut off from their families at this time . So they are cut off from visitors, yes. We do have these ipads, its almost like a robot where we really try to do face time calls with them and as much activity through that ipad as possible so they can see their family members, but otherwise theyre isolated. Jimmy you have, what, two young kids at home . I have two little kids, yeah, 5 and 2. Jimmy 5 and 2, very good. And im sure thats added stress. Now we found you, the way you came to us was through adobes har adobes honorheroes program. And who made this portrait of you so my sister it. I sent her a snapchat, and she posted that and it was really cool. Jimmy well, we poked around in your profile and we learned some things about you, and i want to introduce you to someone right now. Say hello to my dear friend, adam levine, who i understand you enjoy. Adam, this is samantha. Hi, samantha, how are you doing . Hi, how are you . Im really, really good. Youre amazing, we love you. Jimmy hes living in a garage. Yes, ive been demoted to the garage. Oh, no jimmy samantha, are there any fantasies that youd like to share with adam, anything now that you have this intimate chat situation . Hit me. No, oh, my gosh. I just, i miss you on the voice. I miss thank you very much. Watching you and blake shelton. You know, i miss him, too. As much as i really dont like to admit it. I miss him very much. Jimmy im sure samanthas a little flustered right now, but she loves you. I love you, too. Jimmy thank you for saying you love me, but you should Say Something nice to samantha, too. Oh, i got it, samantha, i love you as well. I love you both the same. Jimmy well, that is very kind. So listen, adam and i have Something Special for you, okay . The folks at adobe have arranged to give you 10,000 to spend however you like and adobes going to be giving gift cards for food delivery to each of the nurses in your department to thank them and to honor them, too. But none of it beats adam levine,ly s levine, i will say that. And jimmy, it was mostly me. Jimmy it was mostly adam. Well, anyway, thank you so much, samantha for take beiing care o elders, and thank you, adam for doing this. Samantha brown and adam levine. Wow. Thank you. Jimmy well be right back. Only wendys 2 for 5 has all the chicken you crave. You can choose from the spicy or homestyle chicken sandwich. Crispy or spicy 10piece nuggets. But lets be real, youre gonna get those 20 spicy nuggs for 5 bucks. Only at wendys. Lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. Jimmy that is all the time we have. Id like to thank stephen curry, adam levine, samantha, and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. Thanks for making this isolation feel like an usolation. This is nightline. Tonight, civil its citizens versus their states. 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