Suggesting that maybe we should inject disinfectants into our bodies. He claimed he was being sarcastic with reporters, which was a lie, but i shouldnt say that. Ill let you be the judge of whether it was a lie or not. Does this seem, in any way, like he was being sarcastic to you . And i think you said youre going to test that, too . Sounds interesting. And then i see the disinfectant which knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do Something Like that . By injection inside or almost a cleaning because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it will be interesting to check that. Youre going to have to use medical doctors. Jimmy right, right. Medical doctors. Those are the ones with the circle things on their heads, right . Can we claim we were being sarcastic when we elected him president . After this little nugget of nuts, trumps own Environmental Protection agency quickly posted guidelines for using disinfectants that included the phrase do not ingest disinfectant products. Unfortunately, many of those who support trump are perfectly happy to ingest disinfectant products if the president tells them to do it. The Illinois Department of health reported a spike in calls to poison control from people who had ingested bleach and other cleaning products. Maryland governor larry hogan said that after trump spoke his state saw hundreds of calls to their emergency hotline asking if it was right to ingest clorox or alcohol cleaning products. Even the company that makes lysol put out a statement. They wrote as a Global Leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body. Whatever. Lysol, youre fake news. The word lie is right in your name. Why should we listen to you . Weve got a president i think this might be the first president ever to embarrass a cleaning product. So then usually when a human being says something that is dangerous and dumb and gets a ton of backlash for it they either apologize or at the very least reel it in. But when youre donald trump, you dont do that. You just keep talking and talking and try to bury it all under a mountain of nonsense. If light, if sun, sun itself, the sun has a tremendous impact on it. Sun and heat. And humidity. Will wipe it out. It doesnt live well with sun. Sunlight. Heat. Doesnt live well in heat and sun and disinfectant. The disinfectant has an unbelievable wipes it out. I do think that disinfectant on the hands could have a very good effect. Jimmy i agree. I think it could. This is what happens when you mix adderall with geritol. It would appear that the president is extra sensitive about his Job Performance right now. There was a story in the New York Times that said he has been watching a ton of tv and eating fast food. So of course he saw that story and yesterday he tweeted i work from early in the morning until late at night. Havent left the white house in many months except to launch hospital ship comfort . Yeah. We know. You havent left the house in months. No one has left the house in months. And also, you did leave the house. You had a rally in march and you went to maralago. But back to your twitter tantrum. And then i read a phony story in the failing New York Times about my work schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office Late into the night and read and see that i am angrily eating a hamburger and diet coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned. Anything to demean and yes, he misspelled hamburger again. Youd think that would be the one word hed know. But his new chief of staff, this lucky fellow named mark meadows, ran to the New York Post to tell them that trump is so busy working we often misses lunch. Well, not according to his pants, he doesnt. If trump misses lunch its only because hes still eating breakfast. And maybe the most interesting detail of the story in the times is after he does one of these marathon briefings he goes upstairs and watches them on tv to review his performance with his staff. And ill bet he gets very good marks. Great job again mr. President that thing about putting wiper fluid in your veins . Brilliant and by the way, this fit he had on twitter happened on his wifes 50th birthday. It was melanias 50th birthday. And no, it would seem that her birthday wish did not come true. She is still there. After that disastrous briefing, the white house canceled the briefings for saturday, today and yesterday. There was talk theyd try to limit the president s face time going forward. But of course trump got wind of that, of people saying hed been muzzled, and rescheduled his event for today. And he also had a televised meeting with leaders of industry today. Even though the president is taking a lot of heat right now, he seems to be in top form. [ mumbling ]. Jimmy what . Can we have another look at that . [ mumbling ]. Jimmy it would appear the windex has penetrated his brain. I really cannot fathom how anyone could watch this man and think yes, that is the leader we need. A lot of times people say what would be the reaction if obama spoke like trump . So we decided to try that out. This is what it would be like if obama spoke like this. Then i see the disinfectant which knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do Something Like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning . Because you see youre the president and people want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do im the president and youre fake news. Jimmy right. 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And i want to thank you for what youre doing there. I would imagine that in an emergency room in the bronx things are already pretty crazy, yeah . Its very crazy. So on a usual day we may see a gunshot wound, a stab wound, a machete wound. All types of things. If you can think it ive probably seen it. Jimmy have the machete wounds, have those gone down at least during this time . Everything has gone down. So like the traumas have gone down a lot. So even the surgeons in the hospital, theyre treating covid virus. Jimmy isnt that interesting . So how many of your coworkers are is the whole hospital really focused on coronavirus right now . Everything were trying to focus the whole hospitals focused on coronavirus. You know, everything, all the units we have, theyre all pretty much covid19 units. So everything is just jimmy and this i find shocking. I know the answer. But how many of your coworkers have contracted the virus . About 60 . Jimmy 60 . 60. Jimmy you were the first one . Yeah. Jimmy how were your symptoms . Was it difficult . So yeah. So i had a fever for 12 days, nausea, dizziness. It was pretty crazy. Jimmy when a nurse gets coronavirus, who takes care of you . So my husband, fred, took care of me. He was very good. My parents, they drove from Staten Island to long island to deliver me groceries. They were very nice to me. Jimmy wow. You know they love you if theyll drive from Staten Island to long island. That is true love. And your parents contracted the virus as well. Your husband contracted the virus. Is everyone okay now . Yeah. Everyones good. So we all got through it with no problem. Jimmy so we did a little bit of research on you. And we looked into some of your likes. And i know youre a music fan. Yes. Jimmy id like to introduce you to somebody, t. J. His name is dave. Dave, say hello to t. J. [ bleep ] dave hey, t. J. Dave i am a huge, huge fan. My friend will be so jealous. Im going to text her. Huge oh, my gosh. How are you doing . How are you . Im going a little out of my mind currently now. I feel like im having a coronavirus dream. This is crazy. Jimmy dave, you gave him a relapse. Thats the effect i have on most people, i think. Yeah. Jimmy we both very much appreciate what youre doing there, t. J. So our friends at life is good Apparel Company want to send you 10,000 to spend however you like. They have a new line of merchandise called tees for the times to help spread optimism during this time. And theyre going to send gift packages to each of the nurses in your department to thank and honor them too. Thats amazing. Thank you. Jimmy and dave, do you have anything youd like to share with t. J. Right now . Hmm. Let me see. I just happen to have a guitar in my lab. Jimmy oh. Maybe ill play a little song. Yes do it jimmy that would be terrific. This ones for you, t. J. Everlong ive waited here for you everlong tonight i throw myself in two out of the red out of her head she sang doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo come down and waste away with me down with me slow, how you you wanted it to be im over my head out of her head she sang and i wonder when i sing along with you if everytld this real forever if anything could ever be this good again the only thing ill ever ask of you youve got to promise not to stop when i say when she sang [ applause ] that was awesome. I was doing the hand like in the video. Jimmy dave grohl, youre the best. Thank you so much, dave. You are the best. Thanks to both of you. Id like to really, t. J. , thank you so much for everything that youve done for so many people. Its much appreciated. And jimmy, thanks for honoring such brilliant people for doing the right thing. Jimmy and thank you for fighting foo all the time. Dave grohl. And t. J. , thank you so much. Be safe, t. J. Take care. 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But lets be real, youre gonna get those 20 spicy nuggs for 5 bucks. Only at wendys. So we did it for you. V8. The original plantpowered drink. Veg up. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. My guest tonight is an actor and director with a new miniseries on hulu called mrs. America. She is also at her home. Say hello to elizabeth banks. Hello, elizabeth. Hi, jimmy how are you . Jimmy im all right. How are you holding up . How are things there . Yeah. Were you know, im as grateful as i can be to have my kids to focus on and of course worried for everyone all the time. Anxiety at like level, i dont know, 11. Jimmy are you hoarding anything . Be honest. We did we stocked up on a few things early. My husband is the one who really panicked at the top of this whole thing. And my husband, he has never really done the shopping for the family. And he went online thinking he was doing us a grand favor. And the only thing that got delivered to the house was like an industrialsized box of ramen noodles. I brought a few to show you. Because part of the issue with the ramen he got for us is everyones favorite flavor. I cant believe this was in stock, jimmy. Chipotle chicken, which is truly the more disgusting version of ramen you can get. I love a ramen noodle as much as anyone. But this is a real experiment gone wrong in our home. Its taking up so much room. Jimmy maybe hes thinking about going back to college and moving into a dorm. I dont know whats going on there. I just love that that was where his brain went, thinking exactly that. Like what can we have that we can subsist on . And i thought were going to do this to our children . Jimmy well, thats a worst Case Scenario type of meal. Your children are what . What grades . 7 i have a firstgrader and a thirdgrader. 7 and 9. They love spicy chicken chipotle. Jimmy have you been helping them with their home schooling . Yeah. I mean, its sort of what were all doing now. I do want to take the opportunity to say thank you to all of the teachers out there and all of the parents who are teaching because i have really come to the realization that especially third grade math is nearly impossible to teach. You have to have a lot of patience. Jimmy im glad you brought that up because ive got some questions from a real teacher from the lausd. Gave me some first and thirdgrade questions. Okay . Oh, boy. Jimmy how many syllables are in the word rhinoceros . Rhinoceros. Rhinoceros. Four . Jimmy four is correct. Which of the following numbers is not a multiple of seven . 28, 42, 57, 63. 57 . Jimmy thats correct. One more. Which threedimensional shape has six square faces . I dont even know what the words you just said in that order mean. Jimmy which threedimensional shape has six square faces . Its got to be a cube if you jimmy it is. Congratulations. You passed the third grade. Barely. Jimmy tell us a little bit about this miniseries youve got going on on hulu. Mrs. America. Fx on hulu. It stars Cate Blanchett as phyllis schlafly, who was a big leader in the conservative right movement in the 70s. She moved against the womens rights movement. We were trying to pass the e. R. A. And she brought together some housewives and really sort of put together a coalition that still exists today. And the e. R. A. Never came to pass. Jimmy she would not like the charity you selected tonight, would she, elizabeth . No. Its literally why i selected this charity. Jimmy the center for reproductive rights is your charity. Tell us a bit about that. The center for reproductive rights, they fight all the Court Battles to keep abortion safe and legal in america. So abortions are a constitutionally protected right, and right now i mean, i personally think that the government shouldnt be involved in deciding how many people are in your family at any time but especially now when people are facing such unstable and anxietyridden times. I think its important everyone have access to whatever health care they need. And the Center Fights to keep those clinics open in states all across america. Jimmy well, thank you, elizabeth. It is great to see your face. I appreciate you taking a minute out of your im sure very busy day of eating ramen to chat. So elizabeth banks. Well be right back. I can save you. Lots of money with Liberty Mutual we customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Under control. Turns out, it was controlling me. Think hell make it . So i talked to my doctor and learned humira can help get and keep uc. 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