Event in vegas. But because of the coronavirus, they did a virtual draft with the players and teams making picks from home like a fantasy draft. The most interesting part was watching a bunch of 75yearold billionaires try to figure out how to boot up their laptops. But it was nice to have some kind of Current Sports programming to watch. People dont know what to do with themselves right now. But its important, if you can, to find small ways to maintain your normal routine. Like this gentleman from new york did at a nearby parking lot. Why . Im not puttin the window down. I got here first. This is my parking spot. Im not [ bleep ]ing moving. Go [ bleep ] somewhere else, im not moving. I took the shortcut. This is my [ bleep ] spot, and im not goodbye. Theres nobody there, i miss the days when i argued with someone over a parking spot. I miss the good old days. Jimmy i like that. A lot. Sometimes you just have to scream. Use it or lose it. Speaking of screaming new yorkers, President Trump is on a roll contradicting his own Infectious Disease experts almost every day on his daily televised temper tantrum. Heres how it goes. The president says this. I understand that the United States will certainly be more prepared in the fall. But how can you say that you know it wont come back in the same level that it has today in. What, it is estimated it might not come back at all, jeff. It may not come back at all. Jimmy and then later in that same press briefing, dr. Fauci says this. We will have coronavirus in the fall. I am convinced of that. Jimmy now i dont know who to trust. Heres the thing folks. Our president is a contradict head. Trump also trotted out the director of the cdc, dr. Robert redfield who told the Washington Post we may have an even more devastating round of the virus coming this did not go over well with the president. Who immediately tweeted that dr. Redfield was misquoted. And then marched him up to the podium to try to get him to say, i was misquoted. You were accurately quoted, right . I was accurately quoted but the head line. Headline says cdc director warns second wave of coronavirus is likely to be even more devastating. Thats not what he said. Doctor, why did you retweet it . You werent called. Jimmy so that went well. These poor doctors working for trump. If they dont give us the truth, theyre not doing their jobs. But if they do tell the truth, theres a good chance hell fire them. So their only option is to play dumb and hope trump gets distracted by a filetofish. And this guy dr. Redfield. Had he not tried to accommodate trump he would have been forced to go back to his job as an amish stock photo model. This is what happens if you dont play loose with the facts we learned yesterday that team trump demoted the doctor in charge of finding a vaccine for the virus. Dr. Rick bright was involuntarily transferred from his post, because he raised orange flags about the president s claim that an untested drug hydroxychloroquine could help treat the virus. Early testing seems to indicate that it does not. Dr. Bright spoke up about this, and now he is gone. Im not sure whats more depressing, that our president demoted a doctor who was trying to prevent americans from trying an ineffective drug that could kill us, or that were not even remotely surprised this happened. But the president only wants the best people. This headline does a good job of summing it all up. Former labradoodle breeder was tapped to lead u. S. Pandemic task force. Thats for real. They hired a guy who bred labradoodles to lead the team. How does this happen . Did they go through his resume, see the word lab and go, well, hes obviously qualified. Harrison has no formal education in public health, management, or medicine. So trump was like, perfect, how soon can you start . Oh well. Maybe we can get him to train mike pence to stop humping the president s leg. Am i still wearing the makeup . Yes . Okay. Tomorrow the state of georgia will reopen for business. Gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, hair salons, beauty salons, massage therapists, cosmetology schools, tattoo parlors and Body Piercing studios will be allowed to open their doors. And i think thats great. Thats exactly what we need right now. I dont know about you, but i havent had my penis pierced in weeks georgias governor, brian kemp, is going ahead with this. Why . No one seems to know. Even their crazy nextdoor neighbor florida hasnt opened for business yet its nuts. We are cracking under pressure. According to the associated press, a lot of parents have reached the breaking point when it comes to homeschooling their kids. And some are just bailing on it theyve given up. And thats a shame. So maybe we should change course. Maybe we should revert to a little house on the prairie style of education. None of our kids need fractions right now. I say its time to teach them to churn butter if you search the word homeschool on twitter you can get a sense of how much parents are suffering. Homeschooling is just standing behind your kid checking their math on your phone calculator. If i died tomorrow, my 4th graders last memory would be of me yelling at her about the st louis arch. And this one gets right to the point. There is a hell. It is called homeschooling. I get it. Its hard to go to school again, but dont give up hope moms and dads. Because our pal guillermo has a new service, providing homework assistance to those who need it. So run and get your workbooks, because its time for homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo hello, and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is solve for a. Three times a equals 20. So that would be that would be three times three times a wait. Three times, three times six, 18. And then we forget about the other two. So it can be 18 if we cant have two. Jimmy well done, guillermo. I give you a b plus. We need to take a break. But ill be back with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Start with a round brush head. How do your teeth get a dentistclean feeling . Add power. And youve got oralb oralbs round brush head surrounds each tooth to remove more plaque. For a superior clean, round cleans better. Oralb. When you need it, jack delivers order on uber eats, postmates and grubhub. When you need it, jack delivers is so irresistible, youll wanna eat them anywhere, so dont resist pop em outside, or on the go, or on the way home pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. Jimmy thank you, makeup artist. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. My guest tonight is the only man ever to hold the titles of mr. Universe and governor of california, beaming in now from casa la vista. Please welcome Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hello, governor. Hey, jimmy, how are you . Youre looking really good. Jimmy youve got an infestation there, it seems. I am telling you, i have everything here. Jimmy you sure do. I have my lulu here. They love to eat, i just finished lunch, and now theyre here and theyd like to participate a little bit with the lunch. I hope you dont mind. Jimmy you have a donkey and a horse, right . Yeah, on my left is and this is lulu. Jimmy how does it work . Are they free to roam the house . Yeah, they go upstairs, they go down stairs, they are all over the place. They watch me when i work out. Ang and everything like that. Its fantastic many they fight for the same food. This is whiskey. She likes oatmeal cookies. My favorite thing is oatmeal cookies. Of course they take all my oatmeal cookies away, right, whiskey . Jimmy are these animals house trained . Well, you know, yes, i mean, theyre not trained, but they really, they very rarely take a dumpin the house. It happened one time in the kitchen while we were cooking, but that was okay. It just smelled a little bit, from wiener schnitzel and tame. Jimmy wow, your house has turned into the island of dr. Moreau. When you were governor you prepared the state for a situation like this, by stockpiling how many masks and ventilators and whatnot did you stockpile . Well, we stockpiled millions of masks and thousands of ventilators. And beds and stuff like that. And i think the whole idea was to be prepared for an earthquake or to be prepared for massive, a lot of fires, because one day i woke up, and i was governor, and we had 2012 fires in california in one day. And they were raging on from south to north. So i said to myself, you have to be prepared for this. And dont bite my fingers. Jimmy and years later, the state was able to access those masks and ventilators. Well, yes, what would happen was, you know, it takes a certain amount of time and a certain amount of money to put this whole thing together. And you have to be very thoughtful and know exactly where you wanted to go and put together. So, but we did it. And then it took around 5 million to keep it up and to keep the storage and everything. Excuse yourself. Excuse me. You need a handkerchief. But anyway, you need, you need the money to keep it in storage, and so there were budget crises. There were governors who decided they didnt want to go and continue on, because they decided the money should if where else. When you have a budget crisis and two 20 billion deficit you have to make tough decisions. They made that decision. But some of the stuff was still in storage, and they found it and used it in the hospital. And it was really good. I am always a guy who likes to be prepared. It doesnt matter if it was with the budget or the levees, i was the first to go out and tell the state and lawmakers that we need to update our levees, because we have 2300 miles of levees in california. They of course didnt want to have anything to do with it. Then when katrina happened in new orleans and the levees broke now they said now we understand why we need levees. Jimmy have you been in touch with governor newsom, do you collaborate so he can draw on your experience . Governor newsom and i have been friends for a long time. He is doing a terrific job as governor here and the way he deals with the crisis. He was very smart in reaching out to the past governors, like Governor Brown and governor davis, governor wilson and myself, democrats and republicans. And the reason why im mentioning that is because i think its very important that we dont make this a political kind of a situation. I think a great illustration of your bipartisan work is that you are a republican who owns a donkey. I think thats something else. When we come back, we are with Arnold Schwarzenegger and ed norton. Theyll tell us what theyre up to. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by bose headphones700. The most advanced noisecanceling headphones. It didnt take us long to realize. We werent in the car business. At lexus, we were in the people business. We needed to be helpful. Respectful. And compassionate. To treat people like guests. Its what we all signed up for. And now when people need this most, we will do what weve always done. Take care of people first. The rest will follow. upbeat techno music throughout eveso we can stillg a answer your calls. Now. And we are monitoring our system 24 7 to ensure that we have a fast reliable network, keep the customers connected, and making sure people are staying safe. And were still on the road. Solving Critical Issues as they arise. Go to xfinity. Com prepare. Thank you. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house, joining us is Arnold Schwarzenegger and edward norton, his friend, how do you know each other . We met at a wedding, at a bar. I was starting to train for American History x, and he said you look good, you look trim. And i wanted to put on some size. So maybe you could give me some advice. He asked me to break down my workout. I was slinging a lot of steel back then and told him my hold workout. He said thats pretty good. Youre doing two a day . And i said no, im doing one a day, and he said well, thats pretty [ bleep ]. Jimmy and a bond was forged. You guys have teamed up to launch the front line responders fund. Tell us about that and how we can get involved. Well, ive been very, very anxious sitting at home and knowing that friends of mine are on a daily b these intense front line situations. We were all hearing about their health and shortage of gear. And the people who are buying the masks and equipment that was one thing, but in some cases there were enormous delays in getting the equipment from where they were finding it, like china especially. So i started working with this great organization. Its basically procuring planes, big cargo planes at a huge discount, and we built a fund to underwrite the cost of flying these big cargo flights for all of the hospitals and nonprofits and donors who are finding masks to try to uncork the delay. So weve been working on trying to get the delays down from a month or six weeks to a couple of days and the turn around on these orders. And arnold, you know, launched this for us. He gave a Million Dollars right out of the gate, which underwrote eight fleets right off the bat. And he helped launch this fund. And over 20,000 people have kicked in almost 7. 5 million. Our goal is to get to 10 million, because frankly, weve got requests from the people buying the masks and the hospitals to help them with more than double what weve done. And this is actually working. Were moving a lot of the gear very fast, and we really need more. So we want to say to people, it has made a difference, and dont stop. We can double down on this and keep making a difference. The key thing is be part of the solution rather than part of the problem. And this is jimmy thats right. Thats why we connected right away, because hes always conscious about those things, no matter what the disaster is and jumps in and tries to find ways of helping. We want to Work Together on all of those issues, because there are too many people out there g television complaining about the situation or things are too slow or there arent enough tests. And we always ask ourselves, you know, what do you do . Jimmy ed, thank you for put being that together. The website is on the screen. Governor, thank you for being so generous and having such forethought to get these masks where theyre needed to these hospitals. So we really do appreciate it. Until arnold and i can do expendables, this is what were doing together. Jimmy all right, well be back with one of the stars of the nfl draft. [pots and pans clinking] little girl thank you, love you neighbors thank you thank you [clinking and applause continues] woman is there vo atural litter that actuallyat tidy cats,. Your wish. Is our latest littervention. With odorabsorbing activated charcoal. 100 natural, 100 powerful. Theres a tidy cats for that jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. If you watched the nfl draft on abc you know it was a big night for joe burrow. But getting drafted from home is a tricky thing. It takes special equipment. He called two of our nations most respected athletes to get ready, Russell Wilson and guillermo. Whats up, guillermo . Are you excited about the draft . You will be getting a seat at the computer wearing your bose head phones 700. And i will help you with your draft reaction. My reaction . Guillermo yeah, when they announce your name. I have a guy whos going to help me, mr. Russell wilson. I announce and you react. Turn on the advanced noise canceling features on your headphones, so nothing distracts you. Guillermo you read my mind my team selects joe burrow lets go, yes brutal. No, joe. Guillermo more passion. Joe burrow yes, i did it, i did it. Guillermo joe, leave the acting to the security guards. How about a lasso. Yeehaw jump in the box. Ooh, ooh. Thats not it, joe, need more energy, bud. Yes how was that one . Guillermo listen, joe, good luck in the nfl. That was actually funny. Dicky bose, official headphones of the nfl, visit bose. Com to learn more. Jimmy thats our time, i want to thank Arnold Schwarzenegger, edward norton. Apologies to matt damon, we only had room on the show for one donkey tonight. If youre really lonely, maybe just let the bedbugs bite a little. Right now work is just getting under way in San Francisco on a Major Construction project along highway 101. These are live pictures. The shelter in place and lighter traffic is speeding up the rebuilding of the overpass. This 18 day project will replace part of 101 where it crosses with 280. More on the shut down hour sparks fly thursday night. This is the biggest project we had planned for 2020. Originally set for july and referred to