Clock struck midnight last night, we got hit with an earthquake. I was in bed. The earth got up early and woke everyone up like a five year old does on her birthday. I will say though, it was scary because the epicenter was close by, but it was kind of refreshing to worry about being killed by Something Else for a change. Donald trump celebrated Mother Nature today with a shovel. The president , first lady and mike and karen pence gathered on the south lawn to dig a hole. To bury his hair in. Look at them, theyre so natural doing physical labor in their suits. And heels. Melania right now is praying they dont dig too close to her escape tunnel. At the planting, second lady karen pence was asked to say a few words, and it was refreshing because finally someone in this administration is speaking truth. While this tree makes the earth better and stronger, we talked a lot about mental health, and thats an issue that i know the first lady has been dealing with her whole time that shes been first lady. Jimmy boy, has she. Shes been dealing with it every day since she said i do. This is some notgreat news. The director of the center for disease control, dr. Robert redfield, says there could be a second wave of the coronavirus later this year that might be worse than this one. Because it would coincide with flu season, it could stretch our medical resources even thinner than they already are. Basically, he said the next version of the virus could be like the matrix reloaded. Just as popular, but worse. But the good news is well, there is no good news. And were getting mixed messages from our government. Most experts say stay in your home. But our president says go get a tattoo in a bus station. And that has given rise to stay at home protests around the country. Even though the cdc has been very clear saying americans should avoid gatherings of any kind, the guy in charge of the cdc seems to think theyre totally fine. Sure. People want to get back to work. And ive watched some of the protests, not in great detail, but ive seen that, theyre separated. Theyre doing social distancing, if you can believe it. And they are. Theyre protest beining. But the groups ive seep are very much spread out. Jimmy sure. Look how very much spread out the protesters were in raleigh yesterday. Youve had six weeks youve had six weeks jimmy mock, stop yelling youre embarrassing us jimmy dont tell me not to yell you ungrateful little [ bleep ]. You think these fireworks are going to sell out of the trunk of the car themselves . But as ridiculous as this president is, he is not alone. He got a run for his money today from the mayor of las vegas. Who lets put it this way r. Kelly was watching this interview and said this woman is nuts mayor Carolyn Goodman revealed her lunacy to Anderson Cooper and the whole country today of the she believes that las vegas is ready to open the casinos now. Youre encourage beiing, i m hundreds of thousands of people coming there, drinking, touching slot machines, breathing circulated air and returning home to states and countries around the world. Doesnt that sound like a virus petrie dish . No, it sounds like youre be ago alarmist. I grew up in manhattan, i know what its like to be on subways and buses. Did you believe there shouldnt be social distance being in. Of course. How do you do that in a casino . Thats up for them to figure out. I dont own a casino. Jimmy i dont even own any books. If you watch that back, you can see the moment where andersons soul leaves his body. This was a long interview. She went on and on like the dizzy neighbor you try to pretend you dont see when youre pulling into the garage . The gist of what she was saying was why should we treat this virus any different from anything else . Weve had polio. Weve had horrific, painful. None of those were infectious in vegas. You didnt have someone with ebola on the casino floor. We dont know that. Well, you do. Because a neighbor of mine died from west nile because a Swimming Pool in the next property had abandoned the house and left the pool full. Jimmy oh,. Well then youre right. We should reopen. Reopen the casinos and drain the pools. Somehow, this woman was elected last year with more than 80 of the vote. And i can see why. Mayor goodman has a lot of thoughts, and the one thing those thoughts have in common is that none of them make any sense. How do you know until you have a control group. We offered to be a control group. Anybody who knows anything about statistics youre offering the citizens of las vegas to be a control group to see if your theory on social distancing works or doesnt work . Wrong, absolutely wrong. Dont put words in my mouth. You just said youd be a control group. Excuse me. What i said was i offered to be a control group, and i was told by our statistician we cant do that. Jimmy come on, she isnt offering las vegans as a control group, she offered them as a control group. And they told her she cant do that. Its totally different. Las vegas elected every lady youve ever seen at a baywatch slot machine to be mayor. Many, if not most businesses around the country are shut down right now. But there is one establishment in bend, oregon that refuses to surrender to anything. Not even the coronavirus can stop the last blockbuster on earth. Its still open. The movie rental business is offering Curbside Pickup during the pri the pandemic. The stores general manager says theyll survive this challenge for the same reasons theyve stayed in business all these years. Jimmy because the old men are still horn for Shannon Tweed movies on vhs. Good for blockbuster. If they can make it, so can we. American companies have had to make major adjustments over the past month. Every commercial now seems to be tailored to suit the coronavirus era. Car companies, restaurant chains every business has an earnest, straightforward, cautiously uplifting ad to remind customers that they are here for us now, and always have been. This one i thought was particularly effective. Right now we are facing uncertain times. None of us know what challenges lie ahead. But one things for sure. Americans stand strong. When its time for us to band together we do. When its time to lend a hand, we lend two. Americans get the job done. With a little boost from beast blast power energy drink. Together well meet this crisis. And beat it with a blast of the beast. New flavor, man glow in the dark. Kill it with the beast jimmy all right. We need to take a break, but well be right back with the god of thunder, Chris Hemsworth. 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He has a new movie on netflix called extraction streaming starting friday. Please welcome Chris Hemsworth. Hello chris. Hello, mate. Hows it going . Jimmy its going all right, how you doin . Whats it like in australia . Whats the situation right now . Things are pretty good here. I feel, wooeve flattened the curve, and theres discussions every day about lifting restrictions and so on. We thankfully, were very fortunate. We didnt have an extreme lockdown as many places in the world. Were not in a busy populated city. I feel for anyone who is. But, yeah. Due to the restrictionis put in place pretty early and staying home, things seem to have stabilized. Jimmy are people over there hoarding toilet paper like they are here . My wife was order ago of toilet paper about a month ago and thought it was 15 rolls and it was 15 boxes. So were stocked. We can bootleg the stuff if we need to, but we have 15 boxes of toilet paper there. Jimmy thats nice. Are your kids being home schooled over the computer right now . Or are you doing it yourself . How is that working . Yeah, over the computer meaning theyre watching youtube and stuff. Im trying. Im failing miserably. Its four or five hours of negotiation and bribery and maybe 20 minutes of actual work if that. And, you know, everythings changed since i was in school. You know, i was talking to the teacher about it, adding, subtracting, so on, its not quite as straightforward. Theres all these new tricks and things it that i dont understand. So good luck me teaching my kids. Jimmy so you are not helpful in that regard in. No, im just relaxed into the idea that theyre going to come out of this quarantine, you know, iq a little under par and a little behind. Jimmy have you been, have you discovered any new hobbies or things you like to do now to pass the time . I mean, its, actually, i like mowing the lawn. Ive got this rideon mower a few months back. And theres something quite therapeutic about it. It may be just, you know, a few hours of escape from having to entertain three kids 24 7. Its convenient that the lawn needs mowing at school time. Honey, sorry. The lawn needs to be cut. Jimmy do you come across animals while youre mowing the lawn or around your house in general . Or is that overstated . Where we are in particular, were amongst rainforest, thick bush land. It is the jungle where we live, and often with those, i got a call a few months ago, we had a babysitter looking after the kids. We were in a restaurant, he said there was a snake in the house. Sent us a picture of a little garden snake that had crept under the stove. And i saw a nice green scarf under my motorcycle helmet. As i put my hand on it, its not a scarf, its a python which has found a comfort zone. Jimmy oh, my god. Was it a dangerous snake . Do you know which ones in . It was a tree snake or python. Im much more wary of snakes and so on and cautious than pmy wif is, and whether you can put that down to, i dont know if shes braver or not intimidated as easily or just uneducated tourist kind of approach, you know . Jimmy because shes from spain, yeah. And, you know, she doesnt quite know that that snake might kill you of obviously not the python. Jimmy i have the idea that all living being are trying to kill me. Thats right. I run for the hills and have her remove the deadly animal. Jimmy between snakes in a house and the coronavirus, i would rather have the virus outside. When we come back, i want to ask about the new movie on netflix which everyone in the world has now. There were like nine people in the world who didnt have netflix before this, and now they have it. Chris hemsworth is with us, well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Bose Headphones 700. The most advanced noisecanceling headphones. 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Its a driven, driven, highaction. To be honest, when the script came my way, i had done plenty of action films and wasnt interested in if doidoing anoth. But this resonated in a different way. But we had Sam Hargraves who shot all the action in the avengers films. Hes the director in this film and the action in this is unlike anythingivy ever se anything ive ever seen, anything ive been a part of. We had a scene of continuous series shots. And it just meant there was no hiding behind stunt doubles and switching out extra performers and so on. It was kind of you having to remember 4,000 moves of choreography and, you know, take a hit. Jimmy did you know going into it, because the director is a former stuntman that you would have no choice but to do a lot of those stunts your self in. I did, and he talked about that and i sort of rubbed my eyes and thought, yeah, ive heard that before. And we were in india. Anytime itd be time out, time out, id look at him and hed strap himself to a car and have the camera on or diving in front of a building, hes kind of leading the charge, its a little hard not to follow. Jimmy he ruined it for everyone is what he did. I was thinking about one of the last times you were on the show and in the studio instead of in your house. You said you have thors hammers at your house. Is this the house where the hammers are . This is the house. Jimmy how many hammers are in the house. Ive got two hammers. Jimmy can you show us the hamme hammer. This is the original hammer from thor one. Jimmy is it heavy . Or is it hollow. Its got some weight to it. My kids, slowly, bit by bit pick it up. It was the walk and talk one. The stunt one is foam and and hollow. Jimmy you know what would be fun, if you stood that up and put some of your toilet paper on it, it would be a nifty toilet pap paper holder. It dances around in different places. My wife puts it in the cupboard, i put it on display. The toilet paper, thats a practical idea. Jimmy and worst comes to worst you put out your hand and it comes back to you. Oh, my god, you have the ax too. If the toilet paper situation gets tight, you could cut the rolls in half with that thing. Chris hemsworth, thank you very much. Chriss charity, appreciate you choosing this charity is Childrens Hospital los angeles where my son was saved. Where many children are saved. And thank you, chris, for making that your charity of the night tonight. Well be making a donation in your name, please go to their website. Givechla. Org. Thank you, chris. Love to the family. You, too, mate. Thank you very much. Jimmy stay safe. Chris hemsworth, well be right back. Aw. And i like to question your every move. Like this left turn. Its the next one. You always drive this slow . How did you make someone i love . That must be why youre always so late. I do not speed. 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With descovy for prep. Get help paying for descovy for prep. Learn more at stepupprepup. Com jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live. I am working from my house and our friends at diageo are helping Hospitality Industry employees get back to work from home too with a social initiative called tips from home. Each week, we are inviting a homebound bartender to craft a drink using ingredients you probably have in your pantry. And now, its time belly up to the kitchen counter for tonights cocktail de la casa, featuring smirnoff vodka. Hi, everyone. I am a bartender here in seattle. Im going to use this jam to make a delicious cocktail called pump up the jam. Three quarter ounce of freshly squeezed orange juice, bean juice. An ounce and a half of smirnoff vodka, add ice and were going to shake. Slowly add in soda water all the way to the top there. Take some of your lemon peel. Add a nice garnish, and there you have it, cheers, jimmy. Jimmy cheers, anu. To learn more about how to give back to your bartenders, visit givz. Com tipsfromhome. Id hike like to thank he hemsworth. If you need me, ill be right here watching you sleep. This is nightline. Tonight covid connections. The struggle to unravel puzzling symptoms. People are dying of a disease we dont understand. Inside the odyssey of a broadway star fighting for his life after losing his leg. Doctors discovering covid toes. Now trying to connect the dots to an elusive treatment. Plus the come back after a dire diagnosis, days on a ventilator, one womans fight to survive and her triumphant exit strategy. I told them, when i walk
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