Ing a noncelebrity reboot of hollywood squares. Easters a tough one during a pandemic. Every two minutes were telling our kids to wash their hands. Then all of a sudden were like yes, go ahead and eat those jellybeans you found under a bush. Our 5yearold, jane, told my wife for real, i promise if i see the easter bunny i wont hug him. So some lifelong psychological traumas are definitely being formed here. I will say that as a parent easter makes you realize what a solid backstory santa claus has. Santa lives at the north pole. He has elves who make toys. He flies around with reindeer. My kids asked where the easter bunny lives. I was like, i dont know. The sewer . This is good. This is what the easter bunny was up to in new jersey yesterday. [ siren ] whoa oh, no. Code red jimmy sorry, kids. Everything you believe is a lie. It looks like the president has another enemy inside his administration. And unfortunately, that enemy is dr. Anthony fauci. Dr. Fauci was on cnn with jake tapper yesterday. Jake asked him if casualties could have been prevented had the social distancing and stay at home orders been put in place sooner. And the answer was not exactly what trump wants to hear his people saying. I mean, obviously, you could logically say that if you had a process that was ongoing and you started mitigation earlier you could have saved lives. Obviously, no one is going to deny that. Jimmy well, the president is. The president is definitely going to deny that. Trump was obviously not pleased. He retweeted a post yesterday that included the hashtag time to fire fauci. Every time someone tells the truth he gets mad. Is that a good sign . This tweet was written by a woman who is the author of a dating guide called making love great again, which sounds like a text trump would send his doctor after getting his cialis prescription refilled. Making love great again. A spokesperson for the white house said the Media Chatter is ridiculous and that trump is not firing dr. Fauci. So he is definitely firing dr. Fauci. If dr. Fauci wants to keep his job, hed better find a way to blame this virus on hunter biden and quick. Maybe it wouldnt be so bad, though, if trump fired fauci. I for one might enjoy seeing daily updates from dr. Joseph exotic. On march 24th, which was less than three weeks ago, the president said he expected the country to be back up and running by easter. But heres the thing. He didnt say which easter. Maybe he meant next year or the year after that. Trump has no idea when the country will be open for business again, but that doesnt stop reporters from continually asking when the country will be open again. I want to get it open as soon as we can. We have to get our country open, jeff. What metrics will you use to make that decision . The metrics right here. Thats my metrics. Jimmy his tanning bronzer is his metrics . If my face is orange, the country will stay closed. But if we see it shift to tangerine, game on. And while it would undoubtedly be dangerous to let people go back to work prematurely, the president seems convinced were going to die either way. I just want to say that you know, you talked about couldnt it lead to death. Meaning you open up and it leads to death. But you know what . Staying at home leads to death also. Jimmy maybe youve seen the movie a nightmare on elm street . Freddie gets a hold of you, youre right in bed, youre done. Meanwhile, in the effort to end the era of trump, senator Bernie Sanders today officially endorsed joe biden in a joint livestream. And thats a very powerful message for the country. If two 80yearold men can successfully log into a zoom meeting, anything is possible. Sanders said while he and biden have real differences and theyre not going to paper over them, they need that paper for the bathroom, he will do everything he can to help joe win the election. Im asking every democrat, im asking every independent, im asking a lot of republicans, to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy. I endorse. All right, chuck, thank you very much. Jimmy chuck . Oh, no. Well, now all the democrats have to do between now and november is keep joe biden in a mylar bag like they do with vintage comic books. Schools have been closed for a month now and a lot of students are finishing the year online, which means a lot of parents are suddenly in the 7th and 8th grade again. Every parent i know is complaining about having to do algebra, geometry, social studies, all those things we bsed our way through the first time around are back to bite us on the home school ass. But fortunately, help is here. Our very own guillermo is very good at this sort of thing. Not too many people know this, guillermo scored a perfect 1600 on his s. A. T. So grab your children because here he is now, your tv tutor. Its time for homework corner. Guillermo hello and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is a car travels at 65 miles per hour. How far it will travel in 90 minutes . Okay. So i think miles an okay. You get 65 miles in 90 minutes. Okay. Well, i think you should not be driving right now because of the coronavirus. So stay home. Jimmy thats right. Who can argue with that . Weve got a good show for you tonight. Were going to meet a healthcare hero from new orleans and well be right back with this gentleman. Thats right. The inexplicably sexy jack black will be with us when we return. From his house dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. Way more than you think. Check out this game. Yes. 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He is on loan from the devil himself, joining us from his very own house of rock, please say hello to jack black. Hi, jack. Jimmy jimmy you look good. How are you doing . Im doing well. Yeah. I got my best shirt on for you. I dont usually dress it doesnt feel right without a big Jimmy Kimmel Live entrance. Do you mind if i start over . Do an entrance . Jimmy yeah, id be happy to do that. You do have the best entrances maybe of any guest ever. So what do you want me to do . Do you have the band . Can the band play some music for me if i enter . Jimmy yes. Well, well get some music going for you. Sure. All right. Okay. All right. I guess i should introduce him again. Our guest tonight is a talented actor and singer whos down the hall at his house. Joining us from castle black, please welcome jack black yeah ah yeah jimmy jimmy still the king. Oh, sorry. Jimmy theres more . I got some wires crisscrossed. Jimmy i hope that was one of your sons. Either that or there are random children wandering around your house. That was my boy tommy. Getting in on the act. He was shooting off a nerf mega blaster. Jimmy jack, when i was a kid growing up in brooklyn, there was a kid named tommy black who lived around the block and he used to beat me up every single time he saw me. Thats true. No kidding. Wow. You had a little flashback . Jimmy yeah. Tommy black and eddie fahey. You dont have an eddie fahey living there, do you . No eddie fahey. But let me say eddie, tommy, the ones who terrorized jimmy, turn over a new leaf. If you havent already. Im sure you have. Jimmy jack, i very much, as many people did, enjoyed the video you made for tik tok. That dance really i think set the planet on fire. In a good way. You know, honestly, i feel like thats the one thing i can do to contribute during this tough time. If i can im still out of breath from that sexy dance. But i feel like if i can bring some smiles during these tough times that is in its own little way a contribution. Thats our job, jimmy weve got to try to keep the giggles coming. Jimmy you are this generations sammy davis jr. In so many ways. Youre a real showman. Thats the highest compliment you can pay me. You didnt know this about me but im a huge sammy davis jr. Fan. Named my first boy sammy. Jimmy because of sammy davis jr. . Yeah. He is the ultimate triple threat showman of the century. Sammy davis jr. Thank you, man. Jimmy first concert i ever went to, sammy davis jr. No kidding was it amazing . Jimmy in las vegas. I was 14 years old. Yeah. Wow. Were really getting out a lot of old memories. Make a groovy lemon pie hey, jack, are you helping your sons, sammy and tommy, with their homework . Are they doing the home schooling . You know i am. And all you parents out there know what were talking about. The home schooling. You want to keep them up on their reading, writing, arithmetic. And i was never very good with my studies in school. I got a lot of sleeping done when i was in class. But were doing our best here. I built my boy a computer desk so that he could do his online schooling. Jimmy really . And that was a challenge. Yeah. Usually i think a normal person would have been able to do that in about 25 minutes but it took me about three days. Jimmy did you build it or did you assemble it . Well, i mean, its like a lego set, you follow the directions. I assembled it. But i mean i used a skcrewdrive. There were nuts and bolts involved. Jimmy was there a saw involved . Because thats a whole different category. There was no sawing. Okay . Jimmy all right. How easy it should have been. But i got it done. Thats all that matters. I got it done. Jimmy jack, i heard you have three tortoises living in the house. Were talking big tortoises or what . Yeah. Weve got three desert tortoises living in our house. This is our Animal Kingdom here. Tommy, are you here . Can you bring lady up . They were inherited from my wifes mom, ellen. She gave us these little tortoise eggs, and they hatched. And now weve got these creatures in our house. And we find out later theyre going to live to be like 170 years old. Theyre going to way outlive us. Which is weird. And they hibernate. You probably didnt know this, but tortoises hibernate like bears. So they went to sleep around december something and theyve been asleep this whole time, and they just woke up from hibernation like a day ago. And now theyre looking around like, what happened . We went to sleep, everything was normal, now theres like a pandemic. So the tortoises are freaking out a little. Tommy, can you bring leggy . Jimmy whats the tortoises name . His name is leggy. And we named his leggy because when he was born he had a little trouble getting around on one foot. One of his feet was a little lame and we had to give him special nutrients and put hi, leggy. How are you doing . Jimmy oh. Whats up, leggy . Oh. Leggys got a very quiet voice there. Hi. Looking good. Jimmy jack, each night weve selected a charity each night, our guests do, and then i make a donation to that charity. You picked the united way, right . . Yeah. Great organization. Jimmy great for sure. Jack wlrks we co jack, when we come back well meet a nurse from new orleans whos on the front line. Would you like to help me greet her . I would love to meet this lady. Jimmy and shell met leggy too. Jack will be with us when we come back with our Health Care Hero of the week. To join artists from all over the globe for one special night in. We are one world together at home, united in the fight against covid19. Tune in april 18 to participate in this historic global event. Step by step, were going to figure this out. Were gonna find a way through this. Were working really, really hard in hospitals, our nurses, our techs, all the docs. Its about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. Were gonna go through an awful lot of these. All across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. We stay at work. For you. You stay at home for us. Just know were all with you. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you doctors nurses. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our healthcare hero of the week this week is a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center in new orleans. Say hello to jennell melansun. Hole, hello, jennell. Im so excited to be here. Jimmy were excited to have you on. Tell us what youre doing every day and how you go about doing it. I am a medsurge nurse at Ochsner Medical Center in new orleans. Every day we take care of patients whove basically been diagnosed with covid19. We try to get them to be as healthy as possible and just get them back into the normal swing of life. Jimmy jennell, i want to introduce you to my friend jack black whos standing by from his house. Hi, jack jennell, hello. Hi. Thank you for your hard work in these tough times. Thank you so much. Are you taking care of people from my favorite city, nawlins . Oh, nawlins. Thank you so much. Its my pleasure. Take care of my city. Jimmy l, d tny eaer bun makeo yr house . They did. He did. I assume its been more than one because they have candy everywhere, my kids. But unfortunately for my kids but fortunately for my patients, i had to work. So on friday, good friday, we did have an Easter Egg Hunt at our house and they enjoyed it. So perfect. Jimmy thats nice. Jennell, can i ask like with your patients, theyre not allowed to have visitors, right . Or family and friends are not allowed to come visit. So do you get closer to them as a result of that . Oh, absolutely. We dont value family until things like this happen. And for myself, being a bedside nurse, ive always enjoyed family to be there so we can introduce ourselves, get to know each other more. But by family not being able to visit it gives me the opportunity to become closer to my patients. I get to know what they did for a living or what they do for a living. Things that they enjoy. We become closer. Especially during this isolated time. Jimmy jennell, can we meet your family . I know youve got your kids there. Who else is with you in the house . My mom, shes here. Shes my biggest supporter. She helps me with my kids. I love her to death. Shes like my best friend. But my kids, theyre so excited to be on camera. So they may jimmy put them on. And also, jennell, we have some things to thank you. Postmates is providing a 10,000 gift card for you and your family to use as you see fit. So you know, go ahead and order up a lot of muffalettas or whatever you want to get there. Were also doing something for the hospital. Were also going to give gift cards to everyone in the ochsner wing. Theyll be so excited. Thank you both. We really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Jimmy theres no need to thank us. We wanted to thank you for what youre doing there. Lets see the kids before we go. Im going to grab them just for a second. Jimmy okay. Say hello. Hello. Say hi. Jimmy here we go. Hi. Hello can you say hello . Hello. Hello. Jimmy thank you all. Causee got a whole house of them. Leggy wants to say hi. Thats leggy. Hes a tortoise. Jimmy thank you, jennell. Thank you, jack black. Thank you, leggy. And thank you, kids. Jennell, jack black, thats our Health Care Hero of the week. If you have somebody youd like to nominate, healthcarehero and well find you. Well be right back. To be a teacher. D ive been teaching for over 20 years. With everything going on, weve had to alter our classroom settings. We have to transition into virtual learning. 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Jimmy thats all the time we have. I want to thank jack black and jennell. Apologies to matt damon. Join us tomorrow night with George Stephanopoulos. Nightline is next. Now if youll excuse me im going to the kitchen to eat a whole jar of nut butter. And im not even going to sit down. Good night. This is nightline. Tonight, state of testing. Across america a game of catchup on covid19. To quarantining the sick, spotting those with immunity, and jumpstarting the economy. With some taking matters into their own hands. I think now its got to be all hands on deck. Plus, testing unknowns. Dr. Jen ashton and tom bossert on what we do and dont know about antibodies and the governments plan to reopen the country. Announcer nightline starts right now. With juju chang. Good evening. Thanks for joining us. Tonight the covid19 death toll in the u. S. Surpassing 23,000. With every state reporting at least one fatality. Despite the